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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6180 on: March 27, 2023, 06:41:23 PM »
Cowboy boots are for when riding horses.  All the rest of it is schlock.

Don't forget kicking shit!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6181 on: March 27, 2023, 07:11:22 PM »
Cowboy boots are for when riding horses.  All the rest of it is schlock.
I wear those square toed black biker boots and I'm not a 'biker' However, I think the black leather jacket and Les Paul give me a pass.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6182 on: March 27, 2023, 07:17:35 PM »
Cowboy boots are for when riding horses. 

And for when someone is riding you [wink-wink nudge-nudge youknowwhatImean]

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6183 on: March 27, 2023, 07:33:42 PM »
I wear those square toed black biker boots and I'm not a 'biker' However, I think the black leather jacket and Les Paul give me a pass.

Leather thong?  Ever play for Frankie Goes To Hollywood? 
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6184 on: March 28, 2023, 11:24:42 AM »
Randy Jones reference on EllGab. Niiiice.

Even Randy knew that adding a pickup truck to the look would have been taking things too far...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6185 on: March 28, 2023, 12:18:01 PM »
If the Village People came out today, assless chaps!
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6186 on: March 28, 2023, 07:33:06 PM »
Unbelievable and not photo-shopped.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6187 on: March 29, 2023, 05:24:59 AM »
Why do people in these situations get all flustered and bolt? Why not get a big stick and poke at it?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6188 on: March 29, 2023, 07:36:54 PM »
Why not get a big stick and poke at it?

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1640893365591113728
If people get a big stick and poke at it, IT will tell his friends and then they'll poke people. Oh wait, they already do.  I would offer it a sandwich.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6189 on: March 30, 2023, 09:02:57 AM »
Awhile back, someone had asked what the item below was.  I didn't know - it showed up in some clickacy screenshot I posted.  It came around again and I gave it a little click-a-roo.
The answer is Balloon Knotter


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6190 on: March 30, 2023, 09:50:14 AM »
Might very well but true but did get a laugh at the implication that human models are not sustainable. Guess Sammy Stud Muffin better go to plumber's school.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6191 on: March 30, 2023, 09:52:44 AM »
I had to go to Dallas recently and the whole joint felt like a tribute to their favorite Village Person.
I had the feeling that if I stuck around long enough they would break into the YMCA dance and only do the A because that's the one the cowboy did.

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It’s weird you know which one did each letter  ???
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6192 on: March 30, 2023, 09:54:57 AM »
It’s weird you know which one did each letter  ???

It's called poetic license, Gary.
Every superfan knows they all did each letter together.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6193 on: March 30, 2023, 09:59:47 AM »
It's called poetic license, Gary.
Every superfan knows they all did each letter together.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6194 on: March 30, 2023, 07:35:08 PM »
Bartlet, the boys have your panties in a bunch. Don’t take it out on me. Want to do dome yoga? It’ll make you feel better.
He's been a bit poopy for a while now. You know that. We've talked it over coffee.


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