Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

It's mothers day. 
Love you, mom.

[JUAN]

I wonder if Patsy, Harlot, is having a nice Mother’s Day?

[KSM]

I wonder if Patsy, Harlot, is having a nice Mother’s Day?

IN HELL! Am I right? 

[JUAN]

When did Lynn Marzulli become L.A. Marzulli?

[KSM]

When did Lynn Marzulli become L.A. Marzulli?

I have a show with Ian hosting from 09 ish and he, Ian, is referring to him as L. A. Marzulli. I've heard other hosts on other shows go with Lynn, so who knows what's up with that.

[Walks_At_Night]

Always thought this was a happy picture of a POW coming home after being released from the Hanoi Hilton.  Turns out it was not. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Probably not too sanitary.

https://twitter.com/AsAndrewSpeaks/status/1657094086145237005

[KSM]

Had a Dave's Killer Bread product today with breakfast (bagel) and it was quite good. It had me wondering about the origins of the product, like who is or was Dave? What is his story? Well, turns out Dave was in and out of prison for 15 years before eventually realizing great success.

Hmm.  Did you know this?

https://www.mashed.com/370544/the-reason-dave-dahl-of-daves-killer-bread-went-to-jail/

I must say though that I am somewhat disappointed that Dave was not a "Killer" like his bread suggests. To me this is a bait and switch situation. I want to eat the bread of a coldhearted killer.

[sean92008]

Had a Dave's Killer Bread product today with breakfast (bagel) and it was quite good. It had me wondering about the origins of the product, like who is or was Dave? What is his story? Well, turns out Dave was in and out of prison for 15 years before eventually realizing great success.

Hmm.  Did you know this?

https://www.mashed.com/370544/the-reason-dave-dahl-of-daves-killer-bread-went-to-jail/

I must say though that I am somewhat disappointed that Dave was not a "Killer" like his bread suggests. To me this is a bait and switch situation. I want to eat the bread of a coldhearted killer.

3g of sugar... PER SLICE.

Another loaf came home this week.  I could eat the whole one in a day... Ex-cons on staff. Replacing one addiction with SUGAR!

Damn!  I gotta have a slice or two now!

[PB]

Had a Dave's Killer Bread product today with breakfast (bagel) and it was quite good. It had me wondering about the origins of the product, like who is or was Dave? What is his story? Well, turns out Dave was in and out of prison for 15 years before eventually realizing great success...

Don't those guys use toilets as mixing bowls?

[KSM]

Don't those guys use toilets for mixing bowls?

Prison toilets.

[TigerLily]

Had a Dave's Killer Bread product today with breakfast (bagel) and it was quite good. It had me wondering about the origins of the product, like who is or was Dave? What is his story? Well, turns out Dave was in and out of prison for 15 years before eventually realizing great success.

Hmm.  Did you know this?

https://www.mashed.com/370544/the-reason-dave-dahl-of-daves-killer-bread-went-to-jail/

I must say though that I am somewhat disappointed that Dave was not a "Killer" like his bread suggests. To me this is a bait and switch situation. I want to eat the bread of a coldhearted killer.

I'm addicted. Just got another 2 loaf package at.Costco. Lock me up. And.put me on bread and water for 30 days
...
 

[PolkaDot]

Probably not too sanitary.

https://twitter.com/AsAndrewSpeaks/status/1657094086145237005

I wonder how often someone steps on it to watch her and that kid go splat.

[sean92008]

I'm addicted. Just got another 2 loaf package at.Costco. Lock me up. And.put me on bread and water for 30 days
...

3g of sugar... per slice!

Give me a loaf a day... Or two.

[Walks_At_Night]

Wasted three minutes waiting for this baby to Hindenburg.