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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6540 on: September 02, 2023, 04:20:30 PM »
You're in love with me, aren't you?...

Not yet, but keep trying.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6541 on: September 02, 2023, 04:22:47 PM »
I didn't even post the "Toiletsexual" Woman Does Unspeakable Things video either.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I find it highly enjoyable.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6542 on: September 02, 2023, 04:26:37 PM »
At least in Thailand the monks know enough to drug the tourist tigers.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6543 on: September 02, 2023, 04:29:22 PM »
Some sort of mystery disease floating around Burning Man. Hillbilly Jim is out there. Is he gonna get Ebola'd?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6544 on: September 02, 2023, 04:32:02 PM »
Some sort of mystery disease floating around Burning Man. Hillbilly Jim is out there. Is he gonna get Ebola'd?

https://twitter.com/trueanonpod/status/1698080093657030972


Oh gosh, are we going to lose our ''creatives''?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6545 on: September 02, 2023, 06:02:02 PM »

Oh gosh, are we going to lose our ''creatives''?


Prognosis Negative. Seems like this is then end of the line for Hillbilly Jim. Hopefully he goes out in a blaze of glory in that orgy dome before bleeding out.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6546 on: September 02, 2023, 06:14:28 PM »
sounds grim

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6547 on: September 02, 2023, 06:28:57 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6548 on: September 02, 2023, 06:33:44 PM »
Performance art?

Just don't know. Got a text message ping out to Hillbilly Jim for an on the scene report but cell service is iffy. He can't die or end up in a FEMA camp. Hearing about his latest antics is really the only reason to go to work anymore.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6549 on: September 02, 2023, 09:10:09 PM »
Jim's a dead man.  Captain Tripps is loose :'(

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6550 on: September 02, 2023, 09:28:49 PM »
Naw. Quite under whelming. Anyone that has played High School Football has seen worse in the locker room.
It's over on kaotic if you wish to partake.

I went earlier today and just now... Won't play on my phone.  Possibly a good thing... 😁
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6551 on: September 02, 2023, 09:33:23 PM »
I went earlier today and just now... Won't play on my phone.  Possibly a good thing... 😁

Just some chick licking a toilet seat and giving herself a self swirly in a pristine bowl. Nothing compared to three line backers filling a bowl with goodness, trapping a nerd and doing the needful.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6552 on: September 03, 2023, 06:00:53 AM »
Update: 
Heard from Hillbilly Jim. All is well. Apparently he pulled out of Burning Man before the rain and virus outbreak. He said he was "entertaining" a methed up Cambodian escort in his Circus Circus lair and that he's rather busy and would fill me in later. 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6553 on: September 03, 2023, 08:30:14 AM »
Update: 
Heard from Hillbilly Jim. All is well. Apparently he pulled out of Burning Man before the rain and virus outbreak. He said he was "entertaining" a methed up Cambodian escort in his Circus Circus lair and that he's rather busy and would fill me in later.

Inquiring minds want to know... Maybe some Hot Wheels and Russian girl updates if there's any info. What about the big guy? (Reinforced toilet dude.)
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6554 on: September 03, 2023, 09:04:58 PM »
Inquiring minds want to know... Maybe some Hot Wheels and Russian girl updates if there's any info. What about the big guy? (Reinforced toilet dude.)

@sean92008   Really not much to share. I've been to the office physically twice since the flatten the curve deal.  Once to clean out my desk when they shut the building down and once for a big onsite meeting. Just don't get the interaction when not in the office, plus I've been assigned to a different group and work with Euro's - Brits and Irish mostly. I don't interact with them all that much.  Rumor has it that the White Shoe Boys will want us to go back in soon. They haven't pushed that much as the dirty little secret is that code jock productivity has skyrocketed.  I guess the state of North Carolina is pushing businesses though.  They lose so much tax revenue. Guys aren't eating out at lunch as much, buying as much gas, putting as many miles on cars so less parts, tires, repairs, etc.

A few things have happened.  Damn near got fired over the Vax - told them to stick Der Fuehrer's dictate up their ass.  It was a little tense for awhile but they caved and then spent the next year kissing my butt trying to smooth things over. I'll never forget though.  Had two long time co-workers pass. One caved in working late one night - his wife found him dead in the home office the next morning. At least he was home. Years back we had a guy die in his cube on a Friday. Nobody found him until Monday morning. Dying in the House of Pain is not optimal. The other guy went down with some sort of liver issue. Guy thought he had a gallstone issue but it wasn't. He was gone in 5 months. Not even 40. Pretty awful.

Methuselah is gone. In July of 2022 he just up and quit. The White Shoe Boys were busting his balls trying to get him to do something he had no interest in doing. "You have to do this!"  "No I don't. I'm done"  I believe he hired in about the time that Bruce Jenner was still a man and winning gold medals. Guess 45+ years was enough. He had a big party over at his palatial estate in Chapel Hill. Was a good time.  I'm almost the oldest guy now - rather scary.

About that time frame, Hillbilly Jim went to Vietnam and married that lady he was sweet on. Quite the wedding picture - she is about as big as his leg.  He decided that he hated the 'nam so he is waiting on immigration to clear and will bring her to NC. Don't know what he'll do if they force an office return. He sold his place here in the RTP area and retreated to his mountain lair.  His current MO is that she is there and he is here so he has continued on with his lust for life unabated.