Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

Gave me a giggle.

[Walks_At_Night]

Listened to this annoying individual and I already knew all that shit. Waste of time.

Learned through experience but now can't do nothing with it.
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[PB]

Listened to this annoying individual and I already knew all that shit. Waste of time.

I got the driving with one hand, couple of fingers on the steering wheel, and turning the wheel by palming it down. 

[Bart Ell]

Listened to this annoying individual

If you want to go down the annoying individual rabbit hole I present this.
She popped up in my timeline and I made the mistake of clicking on it.
Been haunted for weeks with her mindless reaction videos being recommended.
At times I get weak and click on a video of hers because... well, I want to fuck her pimply bad complexion face.
May you now suffer with the same issue.

[KSM]

If you want to go down the annoying individual rabbit hole I present this.
She popped up in my timeline and I made the mistake of clicking on it.
Been haunted for weeks with her mindless reaction videos being recommended.
At times I get weak and click on a video of hers because... well, I want to fuck her pimply bad complexion face.
May you now suffer with the same issue.

So I don't have to watch it?
Shweeooohh

[PB]

So I don't have to watch it?
Shweeooohh

It's actually hysterical if you watch thinking about Bart watching and being irritated.  (We've all been there, lol).

Bart, what do you think of these two?

[Walks_At_Night]

It's actually hysterical if you watch thinking about Bart watching and being irritated.

Wow. If one were to give Red Heat a lobotomy and some professional makeup work they might match up pretty well. It is so annoying when she shakes her head to the music.  I think I'll stick with the pyscho-babble red head or better yet, the British dude's big titty black smith.

[KSM]

If you want to go down the annoying individual rabbit hole I present this.
She popped up in my timeline and I made the mistake of clicking on it.
Been haunted for weeks with her mindless reaction videos being recommended.
At times I get weak and click on a video of hers because... well, I want to fuck her pimply bad complexion face.
May you now suffer with the same issue.

Ya I'm fuckin annoyed now.  Come into the office on a quiet relaxing Saturday and sit through that? Fuck sakes man.  She just keeps bobbin' away! 

[Bart Ell]

It's actually hysterical if you watch thinking about Bart watching and being irritated.  (We've all been there, lol).

Bart, what do you think of these two?

They look like the kind of underage girls sick fucks fly to a shithole country to fuck for $11.
Pass.

[Bart Ell]

Ya I'm fuckin annoyed now.  Come into the office on a quiet relaxing Saturday and sit through that? Fuck sakes man.  She just keeps bobbin' away!

And later today you will think of how much you want to face fuck her.
You will go back for another short watch and you will feel your body fill with hatefuck energy.

[Bart Ell]

I think I'll stick with the pyscho-babble red head or better yet, the British dude's big titty black smith.

Nope.
You will be back for another look.
Don't watch her try a bagel for the first time.
You will be consumed with hatefuck energy.

[Walks_At_Night]

Nope.
You will be back for another look.
Don't watch her try a bagel for the first time.
You will be consumed with hatefuck energy.

Ha! "Russian Girl - She Ate Bagel for First Time Only".

[Walks_At_Night]

BART DAMMIT! What have you gotten me into?

[Walks_At_Night]

Halp! Halp! I'm in Youtube hell.

[Bart Ell]

Ha! "Russian Girl - She Ate Bagel for First Time Only".

Let the energy consume you...