Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[PB]

Been going to a local western themed burger joint for 25 years+. For all those years, the Cow Poke was firing up a Marlboro.  No more.  Reduced to sucking on a straw.
Political Correctness or Hooliganism?

Pranksters.  Ask around the local high schools.

[Walks_At_Night]

The big news from Phil goes down at the top of the hour.

[Walks_At_Night]

The big news from Phil goes down at the top of the hour.

The Rat Bastard came thru!!!!   Early spring!

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[Walks_At_Night]

Whoopsie

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[Walks_At_Night]

Ok all you nose diggers out there - just stop it!


Neuroinflammation in Alzheimer’s Disease: A Potential Role of Nose-Picking in Pathogen Entry via the Olfactory System?

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[Walks_At_Night]

Man, I never find nothing good when walking in the woods.  This dude hit paydirt.

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[Peter Wyngarde]

Man, I never find nothing good when walking in the woods. 

Except dudes with their trousers round their ankles hiding behind trees which, cynics might suggest, was the reason for your ramble in the first place. But we're not here to judge.

[Walks_At_Night]

I would bitch about this but I'm a transplant myself.

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[Peter Wyngarde]

I'm currently sitting in the Barbican Centre in London waiting for a concert by the London Symphony Orchestra (Mozart and Bruckner). I'm guessing you yokels will be picking Cheet-O crumbs out of your filthy navels while watching Jeopardy?

Got upgraded to stalls seats too! Fuck yeah!

[JUAN]

I'll ask you the question that @Bart Ell asks me - what's the cooze situation like there?

[PB]

... Got upgraded to stalls seats too! Fuck yeah!

Um... does that mean the same thing there that it does here?

[Peter Wyngarde]

Um... does that mean the same thing there that it does here?

I guess so. Actually I got something called a 'Wildcard' which means you pay a flat rate and you get whatever seat they give you - it could be something shitty at the back of the balcony but I got right down by the stage. Took a picture but this site said the res was too high.

[Peter Wyngarde]

I'll ask you the question that @Bart Ell asks me - what's the cooze situation like there?

I honestly don't know what that means, so you'll have to enlighten me.

[Peter Wyngarde]

I am neck deep in culture, practically leaking out of my arse. Macbeth with Ralph Fiennes next month, and some depraved version of Cabaret where they even throw in some booze. The Flying Dutchman at Covent Garden. And a play with Michael Sheen.

[JUAN]

Cooze is sex with women
Stalls is the loo
We'll teach you English yet.