Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Peter Wyngarde]

You probably have a weakened immune system because you haven been eating fast food more often.  Get better soon.

I suppose your insides are coated in an inch of congealed grease, no germs could possibly get through that. I'm like a finely tuned Swiss watch, it's easy to knock me off balance.

[PolkaDot]

This is why I have to buy my books online, to avoid judgement at the cash register.

You haven't answered the question yet, slacker.

[Peter Wyngarde]

Well shit, there goes that plan.

I always have to be two steps ahead around here.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I suppose your insides are coated in an inch of congealed grease, no germs could possibly get through that. I'm like a finely tuned Swiss watch, it's easy to knock me off balance.

No, I've been cutting back on that stuff.  An occasional breakfast sandwich from McDonald's, but that's about it. 

[Peter Wyngarde]

The coffee shop near me is selling hot milkshakes at the moment. I bet you bastards don't have anything like that. I would try one but I'm afraid it might make me gay.

[JUAN]

The only time I ever almost needed a defibrillator was when my office got together at Cruiser's Grill in Jacksonville Beach, and I watched a co-worker eat an entire huge platter of chili cheese fries with extra grease and jalapenos.

[sean92008]

The fries are not very good unless you dunk them in a chocolate frosty. Get the baconator- no mayo

I always get sideways looks when I do the French fry dip into the chocolate or strawberry shake. Is Colorado more tolerant?

I first experimented doing that after I learned that, during World war II, potatoes with various flavors were marketed as a kids meal side.

[PolkaDot]

I always get sideways looks when I do the French fry dip into the chocolate or strawberry shake. Is Colorado more tolerant?

I first experimented doing that after I learned that, during World war II, potatoes with various flavors were marketed as a kids meal side.

Really? huh. I think it's the whole opposites attract thing. Hot AND cold? Sweet AND Salty? All at once! Gotta love it.

P.S. I'd never spoil an actual strawberry milkshake like that though...THAT is weird.

[Walks_At_Night]

Saw a bumper sticker on some old dude's truck at the grocery store:  .45 ACP, Why shoot twice?  Old guys like their 1911's.

My Old Man used to say "Son, you put a man down with a .45 and he stays down. Not always the case with a .38 or a .22"

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

My Old Man used to say "Son, you put a man down with a .45 and he stays down. Not always the case with a .38 or a .22"

(From a content creator on Youtube):  A .22 is an excellent round that will indeed kill you.  Tomorrow.

These debates have gone on for decades.  .45 vs. 9mm.  Wouldn't want to be shot with either.

[Walks_At_Night]

Another black eye for the Royal Navy

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1760071126552842568

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Another black eye for the Royal Navy

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1760071126552842568

Maybe they were just nervous.

[Walks_At_Night]

(From a content creator on Youtube):  A .22 is an excellent round that will indeed kill you.  Tomorrow.

These debates have gone on for decades.  .45 vs. 9mm.  Wouldn't want to be shot with either.

9mm is fine of course. After Dad passed, was going through some of stuff and found these babies.  I imagine they would stop a robber pretty good too.   

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[Walks_At_Night]

I'm waiting until I shake this cold.

Picked up a bug while holding court to no one down at the Frog and Toad, did you?

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[KSM]

Ground level?  Good thing you picked up that Glock.  May want to add a 1911 ACP for a bit more stopping power.

Nah, it's not that kind of neighborhood as I discuss in my latest episode. Nothing that exiting ever happens around here and there just isn't any kind of criminal activity.