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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4095 on: February 25, 2021, 09:55:18 AM »
You'll get over it. Who knew there was a sense of humor under those pompous tirades? Or am I confusing you with PB?

That's not fair.  PB is a gentleman, a scholar and a judge of fine horseflesh.  I'm the one who prevents us from having nice furniture

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4096 on: February 25, 2021, 09:57:13 AM »
When we die do we go to Facebook?

Okay, you get an up check for that one--damn it!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4097 on: February 25, 2021, 10:00:29 AM »
When we die do we go to Facebook?

Only those who have masturbated to a visual of a blood parent go to Facebook when they die.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4098 on: February 25, 2021, 10:03:13 AM »
I think you mean Allprick.

@DaveScottSOR

Now that you mention it, a Philipino guy I knew used to call me a "big plick."

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4099 on: February 25, 2021, 11:55:44 AM »
WHAT?
WHO would start such a salacious rumor?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4100 on: February 25, 2021, 09:43:19 PM »
Bart,   is it true that an American Airlines pilot saw a flying prick?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4101 on: February 26, 2021, 04:41:09 AM »
Bart,   is it true that an American Airlines pilot saw a flying prick?

Flying prick?
SOUNDS TRUE TO ME!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4102 on: February 27, 2021, 08:35:15 AM »
Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?

https://twitter.com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4103 on: February 27, 2021, 09:21:23 AM »
Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?

https://twitter.

com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737


This story is suspiciously short on detail and bears the scent of a spoof. I'm not dumping my Krugerrands just yet.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4104 on: February 27, 2021, 03:13:02 PM »
Bart - based upon this discovery of a gold mountain in the Congo, are you going to sell your hoard of Maple Leafs and Krugerrands before the bottom drops out of the market?

https://twitter.com/waldko/status/1365524349906804737

Be right back, The Bart needs to do the Congo!
Don't correct me on this one, @juan , Gloria Estefan has her bags packed and we are going mountain climbing.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4105 on: February 27, 2021, 03:58:45 PM »
Be right back, The Bart needs to do the Congo!
Don't correct me on this one, @juan , Gloria Estefan has her bags packed and we are going mountain climbing.
I’m sure Emilio will be tagging along.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4106 on: February 28, 2021, 05:27:46 PM »
Is it correct to assume that bruising happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?  I am basing this hypothesis on sweet Kathy’s raccoon eyes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4107 on: February 28, 2021, 05:43:34 PM »
Is it correct to assume that bruising happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?  I am basing this hypothesis on sweet Kathy’s raccoon eyes.

That or she swallows him balls deep and they pound her eyes into their current state of raccoonery.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4108 on: February 28, 2021, 06:18:17 PM »
That's not fair.  PB is a gentleman, a scholar and a judge of fine horseflesh.  I'm the one who prevents us from having nice furniture
The first part I'm not sold on, but I believe the second.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4109 on: March 08, 2021, 10:27:12 AM »
@Bart Ell is the Ellgab zoo still died??