The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Ren]

Hahahahahah

I kind of thought it was endearing. Maybe a little creepy... but endearing.

[Dyna-X]

I apologize for the low quaility. Phone is full.  Share on heathers groups

While your video is meant with good intentions from what you think she should do, I doubt the commentary about dropping the witchcraft, dragons, Ouji boards and other things will go over very well. You have probably noticed she has dragon tattoos. These are of spiritual significance to her and placed with intent.

What if she came to you and said "Jedi, I would love to have you around but all those light sabers and Star Wars things have got to go, well they really don't have to, but its just a suggestion. Put them all in a box and send them to Goodwill or something."  Of course she probably wouldn't, but why would you wish for someone what they wouldn't wish for themselves? You mean to try and turn her to what you see as the light side, but what if she has her own path?

[Fancy Lady Boots]

I kind of thought it was endearing. Maybe a little creepy... but endearing.

I agree! You have a way, Jedi.

Hope you win big at the casino!

[Bobs Your Uncle]

With the show the other night on telekinesis, I decided to give this a shot. To gain a place where I could concentrate without distraction I went to the local park and sat down beside the big oak tree with a thermos of coffee, as it was kind of cold out. Still, the sun was out and it was nice to find a place that nobody would ask me what I was doing.

Next to find something to move. There were swing sets and heavy trashcans but they all seemed to heavy for a first try. Some litterbug had dropped a small cardboard box about 20 feet away and I could try to move it to the trashcan. Focusing and trying to isolate my reality. Feeling the sunlight. I closed my eyes and refocused on the box and nothing. I tried harder. Still nothing. The third attempt was the charm. To my surprise I noticed the box had moved just a few inches from when I last closed my eyes. I've done it! Then I noticed it was still moving. How in the world is this possible? I had stopped focusing on the box. Was this a spirit moving it? Well I crept up to the box looking all around perplexed. There was no wind. I picked it up and there was a big snapping turtle underneath it that bit me in the ankle!. I checked my ankle and luckily he didn't draw blood.

Disappointed and with the stinging ankle, I tossed the ragged box into the trash and made my way back to the tree to get my thermos. Who put the turtle under the box? They are native to the area but usually are not in the park. Very odd, but not paranormal at all. Then I noticed the thermos was gone from where I had set it by the tree! I could feel my heart beating now. I took a deep breath and noticed it on top of the picnic bench table. What was it doing up there? I was relived to find it and when I picked it up I noticed it was half empty. Wait a second, how is this possible? Still nobody was around. I decided this was enough weird for one day and that I should probably go home and have a nap. As I walked back to the street I noticed a short very old Eastern European looking woman complete with a head scarf and netted bag with aluminum cans come out of some bushes near a park maintenance shed. She walked up to me and pressed a shiny quarter into my hand and said "Thank you spasiba for dah Chai."  "You're welcome, but it was coffee" was all I could murmur.  I felt faint at this point and grasped the coin and thermos as way to preserve a sense of the tangible.

She shuffled back to the tool shed and went inside and shut the door behind her. I figured she may have been homeless and collecting cans. But why didn't I see her drink the coffee? Did I really daze off while concentrating for longer than I thought?  The incident with the turtle was less than a minute and I so nobody around. I figured I should probably give her back the quarter and the money I had in my pocket so I went to the tool shed and knocked. No answer. I opened the door and looked inside and the shed was empty! No tools, no bag of cans, nothing. It was like I had entered the twilight zone. I looked at the date on the quarter 1963. It looked like it had never been circulated!  (*not a true story, but a small demonstration of theater of the mind, truth or trash)

Great story @Dyna-X . I did enjoy it!

[Jedimiller]

Its kinda sad that this is the worst video angie has seen?  From youtube? I mean i seen bad ones. 

[twistedlogic]

With the show the other night on telekinesis, I decided to give this a shot. To gain a place where I could concentrate without distraction I went to the local park and sat down beside the big oak tree with a thermos of coffee, as it was kind of cold out. Still, the sun was out and it was nice to find a place that nobody would ask me what I was doing.

Next to find something to move. There were swing sets and heavy trashcans but they all seemed to heavy for a first try. Some litterbug had dropped a small cardboard box about 20 feet away and I could try to move it to the trashcan. Focusing and trying to isolate my reality. Feeling the sunlight. I closed my eyes and refocused on the box and nothing. I tried harder. Still nothing. The third attempt was the charm. To my surprise I noticed the box had moved just a few inches from when I last closed my eyes. I've done it! Then I noticed it was still moving. How in the world is this possible? I had stopped focusing on the box. Was this a spirit moving it? Well I crept up to the box looking all around perplexed. There was no wind. I picked it up and there was a big snapping turtle underneath it that bit me in the ankle!. I checked my ankle and luckily he didn't draw blood.

Disappointed and with the stinging ankle, I tossed the ragged box into the trash and made my way back to the tree to get my thermos. Who put the turtle under the box? They are native to the area but usually are not in the park. Very odd, but not paranormal at all. Then I noticed the thermos was gone from where I had set it by the tree! I could feel my heart beating now. I took a deep breath and noticed it on top of the picnic bench table. What was it doing up there? I was relived to find it and when I picked it up I noticed it was half empty. Wait a second, how is this possible? Still nobody was around. I decided this was enough weird for one day and that I should probably go home and have a nap. As I walked back to the street I noticed a short very old Eastern European looking woman complete with a head scarf and netted bag with aluminum cans come out of some bushes near a park maintenance shed. She walked up to me and pressed a shiny quarter into my hand and said "Thank you spasiba for dah Chai."  "You're welcome, but it was coffee" was all I could murmur.  I felt faint at this point and grasped the coin and thermos as way to preserve a sense of the tangible.

She shuffled back to the tool shed and went inside and shut the door behind her. I figured she may have been homeless and collecting cans. But why didn't I see her drink the coffee? Did I really daze off while concentrating for longer than I thought?  The incident with the turtle was less than a minute and I so nobody around. I figured I should probably give her back the quarter and the money I had in my pocket so I went to the tool shed and knocked. No answer. I opened the door and looked inside and the shed was empty! No tools, no bag of cans, nothing. It was like I had entered the twilight zone. I looked at the date on the quarter 1963. It looked like it had never been circulated!  (*not a true story, but a small demonstration of theater of the mind, truth or trash)

I love this. You are a true wordsmith.

[DynamoHum]

While your video is meant with good intentions from what you think she should do, I doubt the commentary about dropping the witchcraft, dragons, Ouji boards and other things will go over very well. You have probably noticed she has dragon tattoos. These are of spiritual significance to her and placed with intent.

What if she came to you and said "Jedi, I would love to have you around but all those light sabers and Star Wars things have got to go, well they really don't have to, but its just a suggestion. Put them all in a box and send them to Goodwill or something."  Of course she probably wouldn't, but why would you wish for someone what they wouldn't wish for themselves? You mean to try and turn her to what you see as the light side, but what if she has her own path?

I have to agree re dropping the witchcraft stuff - it appears to be very important to her.

Nice vid though Miller - you are my friend, I hope you know that

[Dyna-X]

Great story @Dyna-X . It had some reality, like the turtle moving the box but I have to say trash. I did enjoy it though!

Of course it was trash  Just something I made up as I typed along, but thanks.

The concept here being that these are the types of twists that can be told in an interview format. Back in the day Art and Ramona would get stories and Art would probably jot down questions and phrases in a certain order that would bring out the story and would do other things like nudge the guest to go faster or pad in his own commentary to leave us on the edge at a break.

Another element of this theater involves playing along through a bunch of incredulous statements then pouncing at something at something only mildly questionable or absurd ! (and not necessarily an obvious question) In this story asking why wasn't the coffee finished? Was the quarter made at the Denver or Philadelphia mint? Its a variation of comic timing.

At that point you act mildly flustered as a host as the guest is searching for the quarter and play Pink Floyd - Money as the bumper.

[Bart Ell]

WOO

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1080975917692928000

[Sofia]

I'd say reading or remembering my old posts would be a form of capital punishment. Occasionally, I actually do say something funny and other times my humour craters like Tunguska or goes over everybody's head. I'll be posting away and laughing so hard my ribs hurt (speaking of ribs) and the gang here will already be on to the next thing.

Your bunny video brought me an and a "aww" moment and a smirk and more than that maybe a gentle reassurance you were not out to get me and corner me somehow. Hey, if nothing else we both agree George Noory still sucks, right?

I hope peace and prosperity finds you in this New Year, Sofia.

I love your writing.  I know some goes over people's heads.  Just like a proper chimney! Naw, I'll cease.  Internet acquaintance is awesome for asthmatics! .  Peace and prosperity to you, too!!

[Sofia]

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Another element of this theater involves playing along through a bunch of incredulous statements then pouncing at something at something only mildly questionable or absurd ! (and not necessarily an obvious question) In this story asking why wasn't the coffee finished? Was the quarter made at the Denver or Philadelphia mint? Its a variation of comic timing.
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Wow, you just explained GN's likely intentions.  That explains a lot.  Maybe he lets too much actually meaningful stuff collect before he pounces on an inanity.  Where did you pick up these techniques? (Sorry if you already said).

[Pizzapunch]

WOO

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1080975917692928000

WOW! I can't wait absolutely brilliant!

[Dyna-X]

I love your writing.  I know some goes over people's heads.  Just like a proper chimney! Naw, I'll cease.  Internet acquaintance is awesome for asthmatics! .  Peace and prosperity to you, too!!

See, all along I didn't need to build a bridge, just a taller chimney for all the smoke!
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[Sofia]

I have to agree re dropping the witchcraft stuff - it appears to be very important to her.

Nice vid though Miller - you are my friend, I hope you know that

Thanks again for making our Christmas fun, Jedi.  If you have a real GF, you are on thin ice!  Maybe Heather can migrate to Good Witch ( "Christian Wellness Healer" or something like that).  Different parts of the country define witchery differently.    Remember, almost all prescription medicines used to be in a witch-healer's cupboard!  Before the man assumed ownership and patents.

Nice to meet your face, and again, Christmas was a lot of fun.  Are you still working on the Woo projects?  Be careful, not too much woo woo witch craft!

[twistedlogic]

WOO

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1080975917692928000

Funny!
Praise BE