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Title: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ponyboysunset on November 22, 2021, 03:17:40 PM
So I went to login to my bellgab account to tell them that they were right about girldick as that was the first time I heard about it. That was years ago. I dismissed it and said no way, it's bullshit. Turns out it's totally true. I have several questions:

1. How the fuck did we get here?
2. What happened to bellgab?
3. I am not sure how this board goes and if you consider this "transphobic" then peace out I wish you all well. No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

Hope you are all well.

PBS
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 22, 2021, 03:29:43 PM
So I went to login to my bellgab account to tell them that they were right about girldick as that was the first time I heard about it. That was years ago. I dismissed it and said no way, it's bullshit. Turns out it's totally true. I have several questions:

1. How the fuck did we get here?
2. What happened to bellgab?
3. I am not sure how this board goes and if you consider this "transphobic" then peace out I wish you all well. No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

Hope you are all well.

PBS

Welcome back, PBS.  This forum is similar to the old BellGab which you can still join, but you can only access it through Facebook.  Feel free to browse.  You will see some familiar names here.  Take care.     
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 03:34:26 PM
So I went to login to my bellgab account to tell them that they were right about girldick as that was the first time I heard about it. That was years ago. I dismissed it and said no way, it's bullshit. Turns out it's totally true. I have several questions:

1. How the fuck did we get here?
2. What happened to bellgab?
3. I am not sure how this board goes and if you consider this "transphobic" then peace out I wish you all well. No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

Hope you are all well.

PBS
Concerning BG, MV migrated to FB, as RG posted.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/428665675033948
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 22, 2021, 03:36:33 PM
Concerning BG, MV migrated to FB, as RG posted.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/428665675033948

Meh. Lets hear more about this girl dick business. My interest is piqued by the possibilities.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: sean92008 on November 22, 2021, 03:49:18 PM
So I went to login to my bellgab account to tell them that they were right about girldick as that was the first time I heard about it. That was years ago. I dismissed it and said no way, it's bullshit. Turns out it's totally true. I have several questions:

1. How the fuck did we get here?
2. What happened to bellgab?
3. I am not sure how this board goes and if you consider this "transphobic" then peace out I wish you all well. No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

Hope you are all well.

PBS
Front stick-ers in a skirt? Standing pee-ers?

Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 03:55:30 PM
Meh. Lets hear more about this girl dick business. My interest is piqued by the possibilities.
OK.  Here you go.  A bag full of girl dicks headed your way, special delivery.

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Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: GravitySucks on November 22, 2021, 04:00:22 PM
So I went to login to my bellgab account to tell them that they were right about girldick as that was the first time I heard about it. That was years ago. I dismissed it and said no way, it's bullshit. Turns out it's totally true. I have several questions:

1. How the fuck did we get here?
2. What happened to bellgab?
3. I am not sure how this board goes and if you consider this "transphobic" then peace out I wish you all well. No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

Hope you are all well.

PBS

Hey @ponyboysunset
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 22, 2021, 04:01:20 PM
...No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

But what if we were the Wonder Twins and in order to save the world you had to?  You might need to convert to dick and me, a mangina. (man vagina)  I'm Old Gregg!*

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*I have a feeling you might catch The Mighty Boosh reference. 
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 22, 2021, 04:13:53 PM
OK.  Here you go.  A bag full of girl dicks headed your way, special delivery.

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That doesn't help. Plus I am reeling because I just learned that Raymond Burr of all people was in a Godzilla movie! 
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Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 22, 2021, 04:18:30 PM
That doesn't help. Plus I am reeling because I just learned that Raymond Burr of all people was in a Godzilla movie! 

Not one, but two Godzilla movies. @Walks_At_Night
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 22, 2021, 04:19:28 PM
That doesn't help. Plus I am reeling because I just learned that Raymond Burr of all people was in a Godzilla movie! 
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Heck, yeah.  Perry Mason was in the classic Godzilla.  Try to keep up, WAN.  First, girl dicks and now Perry.  You do know Marshal Dillon was in “The Thing from Another World?”
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 22, 2021, 04:53:12 PM
DICK. It's not just for breakfast anymore.


@ponyboysunset Please clarify. Are you saying you are looking into becoming a man, or are you switching teams and obtaining previously elusive dick the natural way? Perhaps start light and hang out with a Richard or two just to test the waters.

Would you like a mold?
WARNING: Not a starter kit.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 22, 2021, 05:01:00 PM
DICK. It's not just for breakfast anymore.


@ponyboysunset Please clarify. Are you saying you are looking into becoming a man, or are you switching teams and obtaining previously elusive dick the natural way? Perhaps start light and hang out with a Richard or two just to test the waters.

Would you like a mold?
WARNING: Not a starter kit.

You have a certain gift my man.  You really do.  ;D
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 22, 2021, 05:02:09 PM
I just learned that Raymond Burr of all people was in a Godzilla movie! 

American producers took the very first Japanese Godzilla movie and inserted Raymond into it.  It was very poorly done and you can easily tell where all of the edits were made.  Raymond was great in it, though.  I highly recommend the movie His Kind of Woman.  Raymond played a real bad apple in that one.   
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: TigerLily on November 22, 2021, 05:25:39 PM
Hey PBS. Sorry I missed you but so glad you stopped by. Interesting topic that finally brought you out. So to speak. I have heard of that medical condition just like I recently became aware of button dicks

I always wished I were a girl on girl kind of girl. Unfortunately some like big butts. I like big     . Can't say or no Cotillion for me
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 22, 2021, 05:42:39 PM
I always wished I were a girl on girl kind of girl. Unfortunately some like big butts. I like big     . Can't say or no Cotillion for me

Well, that blank space means I may not meet the requirements, unless you like big powerful guys.  (As in I can carry your refrigerator to another space)   I guess judgment will be reserved for later.

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Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2021, 09:44:27 AM
Well, that blank space means I may not meet the requirements, unless you like big powerful guys.  (As in I can carry your refrigerator to another space)   I guess judgment will be reserved for later.

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Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 09:51:23 AM
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖

 ;D
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Bart Ell on November 23, 2021, 09:54:20 AM
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖

GREG THINKS ALL REFRIGERATORS BELONG TO WOMEN!
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 09:56:56 AM
GREG THINKS ALL REFRIGERATORS BELONG TO WOMEN!

BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN!  ;)
Title: Re: So About Phemale Phallus
Post by: Camazotz Automat on November 23, 2021, 09:58:02 AM
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖

Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Bart Ell on November 23, 2021, 09:58:45 AM
BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN!  ;)

Ever hear of bar fridges... or bar bitches?
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
Ever hear of bar fridges... or bar bitches?

Yeah, my ex was a bar bitch.  And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  WOMEN in the kitchen!
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Bart Ell on November 23, 2021, 10:07:01 AM
Yeah, my ex was a bar bitch.  And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  WOMEN in the kitchen!

And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  BITCHES in the bar!
Title: Re: So About Phemale Phallus
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 10:08:12 AM


I shoulda learned to play the guitar.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 10:11:47 AM
And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  BITCHES in the bar!

We apparently have a disconnect.  Probably because I am wearing pants and am distracted by trying to find the cheapest meat thermometer.  Times are tough.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 23, 2021, 10:44:54 AM
We apparently have a disconnect.  Probably because I am wearing pants and am distracted by trying to find the cheapest meat thermometer.  Times are tough.
It’s less distracting finding the cheapest meat thermometer when you’re NOT wearing pants?  Eh, just exactly what kind of “meat” is this thermometer for?

https://education.eddiebygiddy.com/mens-health/the-effects-of-winter-weather-cold-water-on-penises
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 23, 2021, 10:45:45 AM
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖
"refrigerator" is code for...  ?
Title: Re: So About Phemale Phallus
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2021, 11:16:30 AM
I shoulda learned to play the guitar.

That would most definitely be an asset. But you got the refrigerator thing going for you

Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2021, 11:22:05 AM
"refrigerator" is code for...  ?

a box, room, or cabinet in which food, drink, etc., are kept cool by means of ice or mechanical refrigeration.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 23, 2021, 11:37:46 AM
a box, room, or cabinet in which food, drink, etc., are kept cool by means of ice or mechanical refrigeration.

WOW! Talk about a multi-tasking vagina ya got there!!
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 11:51:10 AM
a box, room, or cabinet in which food, drink, etc., are kept cool by means of ice or mechanical refrigeration.

What is "box" code for?
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 11:59:49 AM
It’s less distracting finding the cheapest meat thermometer when you’re NOT wearing pants?  Eh, just exactly what kind of “meat” is this thermometer for?

https://education.eddiebygiddy.com/mens-health/the-effects-of-winter-weather-cold-water-on-penises

I like to feel free. :D I think more clearly.  The meat thermometer is for Thanksgiving.  I haven't been on speaking terms with my penis for quite some time now, so I do not care if it's cold, shrunken, or not.  It can suffer!  ;D
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 23, 2021, 12:04:30 PM
What is "box" code for?
Well, it seems to be pretty frigid.

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Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 23, 2021, 12:10:53 PM
I like to feel free. :D I think more clearly.  The meat thermometer is for Thanksgiving.  I haven't been on speaking terms with my penis for quite some time now, so I do not care if it's cold, shrunken, or not.  It can suffer!  ;D
OK, Shay.  Just don’t go overboard down there. ;)

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Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 23, 2021, 12:12:43 PM
OK, Shay.  Just don’t go overboard down there. ;)

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LOL!  I won't go overboard.  It'll be useful for something.  Or maybe even someone.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 23, 2021, 12:19:06 PM
LOL!  I won't go overboard.  It'll be useful for something.  Or maybe even someone.
That’s the spirit!  You can always dress it up and have a little fun with it.  Get a six pack and go on date with it.  ;)

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Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Uncle Duke on November 23, 2021, 03:45:27 PM
Miss a day, miss a lot.....

Good to see you, PBS.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2021, 09:40:38 AM
So I went to login to my bellgab account to tell them that they were right about girldick as that was the first time I heard about it. That was years ago. I dismissed it and said no way, it's bullshit. Turns out it's totally true. I have several questions:

1. How the fuck did we get here?
2. What happened to bellgab?
3. I am not sure how this board goes and if you consider this "transphobic" then peace out I wish you all well. No matter what names I get called I am not going to magically convert to dick.

Hope you are all well.

PBS
@ponyboysunset you really know how to make an entrance! I feel like there's a story here and (as usual) I have so many questions. The main one being the most obvious. WTH is girldick and is it at all beneficial to anyone involved? I'm not sure I actually want answers to these questions so why don't we just start with the story.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2021, 09:43:45 AM
DICK. It's not just for breakfast anymore.


@ponyboysunset Please clarify. Are you saying you are looking into becoming a man, or are you switching teams and obtaining previously elusive dick the natural way? Perhaps start light and hang out with a Richard or two just to test the waters.

Would you like a mold?
WARNING: Not a starter kit.

LOL +1
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2021, 10:47:55 AM
Is a lesbian really a lesbian if they had a pregnancy scare from consensual sex with a man years after announcing thir lesbian intentions to the world?

Kinda reminds me of this guy.

Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2021, 11:07:54 AM
@ponyboysunset you really know how to make an entrance! I feel like there's a story here and (as usual) I have so many questions. The main one being the most obvious. WTH is girldick and is it at all beneficial to anyone involved? I'm not sure I actually want answers to these questions so why don't we just start with the story.
@PolkaDot I have been made aware that GirlDick is a strap-on (Detachable Penis?) worn by another person who also DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A DICK!  This is what I have gleaned since the authoring of this conversation.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 24, 2021, 11:09:37 AM
Is a lesbian really a lesbian if they had a pregnancy scare from consensual sex with a man years after announcing thir lesbian intentions to the world?

Kinda reminds me of this guy.



Oooh the various body types we have in this world.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2021, 12:23:52 PM
Might I add, punctuation might help the thread name...

So About Girl Dick

So, About Girl Dick

Just a thought... Being "so about" means really into it.  @ponyboysunset, could you clarify? 😁

Have I said "welcome back" yet?
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ItsOver on November 24, 2021, 12:29:26 PM
Might I add, punctuation might help the thread name...

So About Girl Dick

So, About Girl Dick

Just a thought... Being "so about" means really into it.  @ponyboysunset, could you clarify? 😁

Have I said "welcome back" yet?
And all this time, I just thought this was about a girl named Dick. ;)



Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 24, 2021, 01:43:57 PM
Have we scared PBS away?
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: sean92008 on November 24, 2021, 02:11:00 PM
And all this time, I just thought this was about a girl named Dick. ;)



It would be so inappropriate...

Punctuation would be especially important with that name.

"You want some Dick?
"You want some, Dick?"
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: ShayP on November 24, 2021, 02:14:41 PM
Have we scared PBS away?

It seems so.  :-\
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 25, 2021, 12:03:35 AM
Have we scared PBS away?
NO. She does this every 6-8 months to see whether or not she has any sort of cache. She/he/it? doesn't! If PBS stayed around things would be just as redundant and tepid as they currently are.

The ol' Pop-In and start a ridiculous thread shtick  ::)
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: sean92008 on November 25, 2021, 12:16:06 AM
NO. She does this every 6-8 months to see whether or not she has any sort of cache. She/he/it? doesn't! If PBS stayed around things would be just as redundant and tepid as they currently are.

The ol' Pop-In and start a ridiculous thread shtick  ::)
She's checking in on me. Still here, still annoying, etc .
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: PolkaDot on November 28, 2021, 01:21:29 PM
She's checking in on me. Still here, still annoying, etc .
You really should work on that.
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: PolkaDot on November 28, 2021, 01:28:43 PM
@PolkaDot I have been made aware that GirlDick is a strap-on (Detachable Penis?) worn by another person who also DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A DICK!  This is what I have gleaned since the authoring of this conversation.

Dear Lord, I'm not sure how I missed this. *shaking head* What you're describing is just a chick with a strap-on and you're apparently singing that song in your head while envisioning it
@KSM .

Surely, what @ponyboysunset is alluding to is far more interesting than that. Probably involves midgets, cuz that seems to be a thing lately. *shrug*
Title: Re: So About Girl Dick
Post by: KSM on November 28, 2021, 03:23:18 PM
Dear Lord, I'm not sure how I missed this. *shaking head* What you're describing is just a chick with a strap-on and you're apparently singing that song in your head while envisioning it
@KSM .

Surely, what @ponyboysunset is alluding to is far more interesting than that. Probably involves midgets, cuz that seems to be a thing lately. *shrug*

Darling @PolkaDot I have NEVER heard that song but only know of its existence. I shall not watch your video share.