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Bart Ell

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2021, 09:50:25 AM »
March 31st Bartfoolery?

That's just asking for a lawsuit from Falkie if they don't get the money, er, car.

I have always been ahead of my time.

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2021, 09:51:46 AM »
She's not here.
Something is amiss.

I got the request in a 45,000 word email.
44,920 of those words were about Coors Man and why he is evil.

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2021, 09:52:35 AM »
There are most definitely rules - here is a brief summary.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2021, 10:31:21 AM »
Have you destroyed eight [8] Sián Lamborghini's previously?  If not then I don't think Bart is gonna go for it. It is my understanding that it has to be the 9th in a row to be eligible.

Maybe he'll give it on a "promise to crash?"

Just tell Bart that you need glasses but refuse to wear them.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2021, 11:56:52 AM »
If anyone does donate make sure to mention that it is from an ellgab user

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2021, 01:19:54 PM »
The ELLGAB tradition of giving continues! We will be donating 100% of our April revenue to help Kathy replace her dead Prius.

Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.

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If true, I LOVE THIS!!  George would be so indebted to us and he should be required to post here regularly if we raise the money. George and Kathy driving on the dangerous roads and highways of the Bay Area, increases their chances of well,...expiring ( I dont want to see either one hurt in a car accident, but others here do. :(  ).  Just short of that, it will increase OUR entertainment value as we will get to experience the destruction of the 10th Prius and get to hear all about it. It may also make George's road trip to Las Vegas this year a possibility as well. So, yes April is great for this fundraiser, but why keep it to only April, keep the fund raiser going until they get the damn vehicle. Let's go folks, start clicking banner ads here on the site!!! Whoo Hoo!!

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2021, 07:37:32 PM »
Oooooohhhh, hell nooooooooo!
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2021, 07:42:23 PM »
I have always been ahead of my time.

GMT is soooooo confusing!
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2021, 07:45:58 PM »
PS. I will make an effort to participate in clickacy every day.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2021, 08:46:37 PM »
I got the request in a 45,000 word email.
44,920 of those words were about Coors Man and why he is evil.

Hey! I got the same email. I think mine was a copy and paste though.

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2021, 09:02:10 AM »
Does Kathy still get her Prius money?  I clicked on a lot of ads.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2021, 11:49:00 AM »
Does Kathy still get her Prius money?  I clicked on a lot of ads.

Has fuklie done a live since it was announced? I am very curious how many times he referenced suing the BART. 

Hehehe, I made a funny!
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