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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2021, 05:42:39 PM »
I always wished I were a girl on girl kind of girl. Unfortunately some like big butts. I like big     . Can't say or no Cotillion for me

Well, that blank space means I may not meet the requirements, unless you like big powerful guys.  (As in I can carry your refrigerator to another space)   I guess judgment will be reserved for later.

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2021, 09:44:27 AM »
Well, that blank space means I may not meet the requirements, unless you like big powerful guys.  (As in I can carry your refrigerator to another space)   I guess judgment will be reserved for later.

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Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖
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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2021, 09:51:23 AM »
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2021, 09:54:20 AM »
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖

GREG THINKS ALL REFRIGERATORS BELONG TO WOMEN!

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2021, 09:56:56 AM »
GREG THINKS ALL REFRIGERATORS BELONG TO WOMEN!

BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN!  ;)

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Re: So About Phemale Phallus
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2021, 09:58:02 AM »
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2021, 09:58:45 AM »
BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN!  ;)

Ever hear of bar fridges... or bar bitches?

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2021, 10:04:11 AM »
Ever hear of bar fridges... or bar bitches?

Yeah, my ex was a bar bitch.  And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  WOMEN in the kitchen!

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2021, 10:07:01 AM »
Yeah, my ex was a bar bitch.  And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  WOMEN in the kitchen!

And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  BITCHES in the bar!

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Re: So About Phemale Phallus
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2021, 10:08:12 AM »

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2021, 10:11:47 AM »
And please, I find it hard to believe my joke went over you head.  I doubt it did.  BITCHES in the bar!

We apparently have a disconnect.  Probably because I am wearing pants and am distracted by trying to find the cheapest meat thermometer.  Times are tough.

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2021, 10:44:54 AM »
We apparently have a disconnect.  Probably because I am wearing pants and am distracted by trying to find the cheapest meat thermometer.  Times are tough.
It’s less distracting finding the cheapest meat thermometer when you’re NOT wearing pants?  Eh, just exactly what kind of “meat” is this thermometer for?

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2021, 10:45:45 AM »
Wow @ShayP that's mighty impressive! A girl never knows when she might need her refrigerator moved 💖
"refrigerator" is code for...  ?

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Re: So About Phemale Phallus
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2021, 11:16:30 AM »
I shoulda learned to play the guitar.

That would most definitely be an asset. But you got the refrigerator thing going for you

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Re: So About Girl Dick
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2021, 11:22:05 AM »
"refrigerator" is code for...  ?

a box, room, or cabinet in which food, drink, etc., are kept cool by means of ice or mechanical refrigeration.
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