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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #600 on: August 24, 2018, 05:42:10 AM »
Dear Bart,

Why did they put a silent "P" in front of words like psychiatrist, psychic, pterodactyl etc.?

THOSE ARE SILENT?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #601 on: August 24, 2018, 11:07:58 AM »
THOSE ARE SILENT?

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« Reply #602 on: August 24, 2018, 12:07:42 PM »
We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.
Well, when ya put it that way, could be fun for all. ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #603 on: August 24, 2018, 05:00:20 PM »
She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

Bwahahhaahhaaha. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #604 on: August 25, 2018, 12:07:14 AM »
Dear Bart,

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #605 on: August 25, 2018, 05:45:15 AM »
Dear Bart,

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

There is only one answer to this.
Two adult chickens.
One male.
You guessed it, one female.
Babies can't raise themselves.
Same with humans.

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« Reply #606 on: August 25, 2018, 12:37:09 PM »
There is only one answer to this.
Two adult chickens.
One male.
You guessed it, one female.
Babies can't raise themselves.
Same with humans.
Sea turtles raise themselves.  So do many species of fish, like the grunion. Expand your research, Sir Bart.  You'll find more. ;) ;D

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« Reply #607 on: August 25, 2018, 12:47:31 PM »
Sea turtles raise themselves.  So do many species of fish, like the grunion. Expand your research, Sir Bart.  You'll find more. ;) ;D

Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
I can expand my research to the size of that Shithead FUPA and a human baby will still not feed itself from birth.
What is wrong with your brain?


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« Reply #608 on: August 25, 2018, 04:12:49 PM »
Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
I can expand my research to the size of that Shithead FUPA and a human baby will still not feed itself from birth.
What is wrong with your brain?
What's wrong with YOUR brain?  Re-read your own post.  You did not specify any species of babies.
Human babies need caring for, obviously.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #609 on: August 25, 2018, 05:40:29 PM »
Dear Bart,

I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post?  My mind is very blank and I can't think straight  .. Your help is greatly appreciated..
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #610 on: August 25, 2018, 07:04:37 PM »
I'll settle this. You're both wrong. There now, doesn't everyone feel better?

The first chicken was from an egg that came from two loving parents that were almost, but not quite, chickens.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #611 on: August 25, 2018, 07:39:20 PM »
Dear Bart,

I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post?  My mind is very blank and I can't think straight  .. Your help is greatly appreciated..


Poetry about me, Bart Ell.

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« Reply #612 on: August 25, 2018, 07:39:39 PM »
I'll settle this. You're both wrong. There now, doesn't everyone feel better?

The first chicken was from an egg that came from two loving parents that were almost, but not quite, chickens.

That is Satan talk.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #613 on: August 25, 2018, 07:44:13 PM »
Dear Bart,

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

The rooster.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #614 on: August 25, 2018, 07:46:42 PM »
That is Satan talk.
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