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Title: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
Post by: Bart Ell on March 31, 2021, 05:17:56 PM
The ELLGAB tradition of giving continues! We will be donating 100% of our April revenue to help Kathy replace her dead Prius.

Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.

You can make your own donation directly by visiting this link (https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-kathy-replace-her-dead-prius)

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All money donated will go directly to Kathleen as it will be her car.
My girlfriend Kathleen Enfield & I spent $1,300 of our combined stimulus money to repair our 2007 Prius in March after it blew the head gasket last September. Sadly it would not start & we sold it at a huge loss from what we paid for it.
The catalytic converter was stolen while it was parked and that cost is $200 along with the small battery which was $250.
The car would not start because the main battery died & we had no money to replace it.
It cost $800 to replace the head gasket.
Both of us have mobility issues due to injuries and Kathy cannot walk long distances nor can I without great pain.
We are both on SSI and can no longer work due to our injuries.
We have saved up $1,000 and will add the Federal and California stimulus fund to her account when we get it.
However, we want a Prius with low mileage and the touring package because it will be easier on our backs & she has to carry groceries & cat food home on the bus which limits her ability to carry things.
She drives me to medical appointments and the store too.
With the extra stimulus money we will have $3,000 and I will add $500 but I have to redeem coin loans used to help her move when she got evicted for remodeling.
We are seniors and would appreciate any help we can get.


UPDATE:
Ok, had my fun.
Back to our regularly scheduled grift to pay the bills.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 31, 2021, 05:26:30 PM
Only $4,990 to go!
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: sean92008 on March 31, 2021, 05:29:21 PM
Will there be a requirement of them acknowledging it on a video? In a diaper?
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: anniem on March 31, 2021, 06:45:46 PM
The ELLGAB tradition of giving continues! We will be donating 100% of our April revenue to help Kathy replace her dead Prius.
Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.

I must have missed THAT post.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: KSM on March 31, 2021, 10:47:30 PM
Is this a joke   ?
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: sean92008 on March 31, 2021, 11:11:34 PM
Is this a joke   ?

It seems like the ultimate troll.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on April 01, 2021, 05:47:47 AM
April 1 2021
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: FISH on April 01, 2021, 06:27:13 AM

Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.  ::)
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: anniem on April 01, 2021, 07:50:25 AM
Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.  ::)

She's not here.
Something is amiss.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: FISH on April 01, 2021, 08:00:05 AM
She's not here.
Something is amiss.

Shiver me timbers!
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: sean92008 on April 01, 2021, 08:35:18 AM
March 31st Bartfoolery?

That's just asking for a lawsuit from Falkie if they don't get the money, er, car.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: PolkaDot on April 01, 2021, 09:05:55 AM
Great! Can I get donations for a Lamborghini next month?

I'd like the Sián FKP 37, because well, I'm special and I'm pretty and it's pretty. It would be wrong to say no.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 01, 2021, 09:30:03 AM
Great! Can I get donations for a Lamborghini next month?

I'd like the Sián FKP 37, because well, I'm special and I'm pretty and it's pretty. It would be wrong to say no.

Have you destroyed eight [8] Sián Lamborghini's previously?  If not then I don't think Bart is gonna go for it. It is my understanding that it has to be the 9th in a row to be eligible.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: PolkaDot on April 01, 2021, 09:33:21 AM
Have you destroyed eight [8] Sián Lamborghini's previously?  If not then I don't think Bart is gonna go for it. It is my understanding that it has to be the 9th in a row to be eligible.

Oh man! There's rules?!?!  >:( :'(
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 01, 2021, 09:48:26 AM
Oh man! There's rules?!?!  >:( :'(

There are most definitely rules - here is a brief summary.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2021, 09:50:25 AM
March 31st Bartfoolery?

That's just asking for a lawsuit from Falkie if they don't get the money, er, car.

I have always been ahead of my time.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2021, 09:51:46 AM
She's not here.
Something is amiss.

I got the request in a 45,000 word email.
44,920 of those words were about Coors Man and why he is evil.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: Bart Ell on April 01, 2021, 09:52:35 AM
There are most definitely rules - here is a brief summary.
  • No Clowns - Legacy Clowns were okay at one point in time but no longer
  • No Amish anything - Amish are evil and not to be discussed
  • No discussion of the Chevrolet Monte Carlo allowed
  • Use of the term stonks is not allowed
  • Patreon and Periscope are the same thing and neither work. You may feel differently but just keep that to yourself.
  • The Pumpkin clock on the wall is *not* a Turnip.

Still odd that Stonks The Clown got to stick around for so long.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: sean92008 on April 01, 2021, 10:31:21 AM
Have you destroyed eight [8] Sián Lamborghini's previously?  If not then I don't think Bart is gonna go for it. It is my understanding that it has to be the 9th in a row to be eligible.

Maybe he'll give it on a "promise to crash?"

Just tell Bart that you need glasses but refuse to wear them.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: nooryisawesome on April 01, 2021, 11:56:52 AM
If anyone does donate make sure to mention that it is from an ellgab user
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: LittleChris on April 01, 2021, 01:19:54 PM
The ELLGAB tradition of giving continues! We will be donating 100% of our April revenue to help Kathy replace her dead Prius.

Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.

You can make your own donation directly by visiting this link (https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-kathy-replace-her-dead-prius)

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If true, I LOVE THIS!!  George would be so indebted to us and he should be required to post here regularly if we raise the money. George and Kathy driving on the dangerous roads and highways of the Bay Area, increases their chances of well,...expiring ( I dont want to see either one hurt in a car accident, but others here do. :(  ).  Just short of that, it will increase OUR entertainment value as we will get to experience the destruction of the 10th Prius and get to hear all about it. It may also make George's road trip to Las Vegas this year a possibility as well. So, yes April is great for this fundraiser, but why keep it to only April, keep the fund raiser going until they get the damn vehicle. Let's go folks, start clicking banner ads here on the site!!! Whoo Hoo!!
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
Post by: Jayzelady on April 01, 2021, 07:37:32 PM
Oooooohhhh, hell nooooooooo!
🤦🏻‍♀️
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: sean92008 on April 01, 2021, 07:42:23 PM
I have always been ahead of my time.

GMT is soooooo confusing!
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
Post by: sean92008 on April 01, 2021, 07:45:58 PM
PS. I will make an effort to participate in clickacy every day.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
Post by: anniem on April 01, 2021, 08:46:37 PM
I got the request in a 45,000 word email.
44,920 of those words were about Coors Man and why he is evil.

Hey! I got the same email. I think mine was a copy and paste though.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
Post by: juan on April 02, 2021, 09:02:10 AM
Does Kathy still get her Prius money?  I clicked on a lot of ads.
Title: Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
Post by: sean92008 on April 02, 2021, 11:49:00 AM
Does Kathy still get her Prius money?  I clicked on a lot of ads.

Has fuklie done a live since it was announced? I am very curious how many times he referenced suing the BART. 

Hehehe, I made a funny!