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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2019, 06:39:49 AM »
Satan of Hell introduces 13 new versions of pineapple pizza

https://babylonbee.com/news/hell-introduces-13-new-varieties-pineapple-pizza

That's 13 versions of Nope!

Depending on the place I'll sometimes add pineapple...

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2019, 07:08:10 AM »
Have not lived there since I was 18.
Plattsburgh was for gas and Baby Ruths.

If you ever get back there check it out. The Monopole is kind of off the beaten path in an alleyway downtown but well worth the stop. That was my hangout when I was stationed there.
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2019, 09:56:00 PM »
That's 13 versions of Nope!

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2019, 10:03:33 PM »
Different pizzas for different moods.
I am not pizza racist.
So you're a pizza slut. Anything goes depending on the mood? @Bart Ell

Fill me in. What pizza goes with anger? What pizza goes with horny? I would think a house special/the works would be in order.

Wife likes pesto rather than normal pizza sauce ::)

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2019, 12:54:51 AM »

Thin crust. Mushrooms, onions and black olives. Girlie pizza. With a dark beer
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2019, 01:04:04 AM »
Thin crust. Mushrooms, onions and black olives. Girlie pizza. With a dark beer
Mine is so close.
Mushrooms, olives, and pineapple!  Once a week.  With whole milk. ;)

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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2019, 01:13:02 AM »
Mine is so close.
Mushrooms, olives, and pineapple!  Once a week.  With whole milk. ;)

Sorry Starr. Pineapple on pizza is unnatural. Ham and pineapple pizza is an abomination
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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2019, 06:13:56 AM »
So you're a pizza slut. Anything goes depending on the mood? @Bart Ell

Fill me in. What pizza goes with anger? What pizza goes with horny? I would think a house special/the works would be in order.

Wife likes pesto rather than normal pizza sauce ::)

Angry pizza would be loaded with hot peppahs.
Horny pizza could be any pizza because it enters the mouth.
Bairyn likes tuna pizza, some weird kind of Euro thing.

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2019, 06:17:30 AM »
Angry pizza would be loaded with hot peppahs.
Horny pizza could be any pizza because it enters the mouth.
Bairyn likes tuna pizza, some weird kind of Euro thing.

There is a bowling alley in Three Oaks, Michigan that serves a sauerkraut pizza.
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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2019, 07:08:18 AM »
There is a bowling alley in Three Oaks, Michigan that serves a sauerkraut pizza.

Bowlers are known for their refined tastes.

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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2019, 07:14:26 AM »
Sorry Starr. Pineapple on pizza is unnatural. Ham and pineapple pizza is an abomination

+1 Just cuz I loves ya Sis.
But Pineapple pizza is BEST PIZZA!!!  No meat just olives, shrooms, and PINEAPPLE, MMMMMMM!!!!!!!

I love it.  I live on it.  Pineapple Pizza or Bust! ;D

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2019, 07:16:01 AM »
There is a bowling alley in Three Oaks, Michigan that serves a sauerkraut pizza.

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2019, 07:16:23 AM »
Bowlers are known for their refined tastes.

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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2019, 08:04:14 AM »
+1 Just cuz I loves ya Sis.
But Pineapple pizza is BEST PIZZA!!!  No meat just olives, shrooms, and PINEAPPLE, MMMMMMM!!!!!!!

I love it.  I live on it.  Pineapple Pizza or Bust! ;D

Love you Sister TigerLily :-*

Back atcha, sis. Can't bump you because I already did. But you're always a +1 in my book*

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Re: Order Your Pizza Here..
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2019, 09:23:32 AM »
There is a bowling alley in Three Oaks...

@GravitySucks  That struck me as an intro similar to the one in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  Could go something like this... “We were somewhere around a bowling alley in Three Oaks when the drugs began to take hold.”   ;D