10k B4 2020 is dead.
An average of over 35 pages a day would be necessary. Even if Heather came back, did a live sex show with the Yoda doll plugged into 120V on YouTube reenacting Whitley Strieber's Greatest Probes, it's just not attainable. Now, if she went off and had cosmetic surgery to look a little more like Art Bell... Eh, that might be able to generate that type of traffic.
How about the goal be moved over to more clicks?
#ClickacyCountdown2020!