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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1380 on: November 14, 2018, 04:35:27 PM »
Mr. Bart,

What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
put a https:// in front of ellgab.com to make it secure.
https://ellgab.com
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1381 on: November 15, 2018, 03:02:08 AM »
put a https:// in front of ellgab.com to make it secure.
https://ellgab.com

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1382 on: November 15, 2018, 07:57:25 AM »
I had quite a few “network connection lost” error messages yesterday myself when trying to submit posts. Maybe 5 or 6.

For the low price of only $4.99 per month I can clear those up for you. Extra $2.99 if you’d like the gold package upgrade with the complimentary Blame Keith insurance package.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1383 on: November 15, 2018, 09:44:34 AM »
For the low price of only $4.99 per month I can clear those up for you. Extra $2.99 if you’d like the gold package upgrade with the complimentary Blame Keith insurance package.

Do you take Bart Buck$?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1384 on: November 15, 2018, 10:30:50 AM »
I had quite a few “network connection lost” error messages yesterday myself when trying to submit posts. Maybe 5 or 6.

The hosting company has been updating stuff.
They say they are aware of the issue and are waiting for a patch.
Should clear up soon.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1385 on: November 15, 2018, 12:07:53 PM »
Somethin's goin on.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1386 on: November 15, 2018, 12:14:08 PM »
For the low price of only $4.99 per month I can clear those up for you. Extra $2.99 if you’d like the gold package upgrade with the complimentary Blame Keith insurance package.

oooohhhh, should def upgrade the package. I hear the blame Keith option has a LOT of mileage.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1387 on: November 15, 2018, 02:17:31 PM »
Do you take Bart Buck$?

Only $BartCoin it’s on the rise!
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1388 on: November 15, 2018, 02:23:33 PM »
oooohhhh, should def upgrade the package. I hear the blame Keith option has a LOT of mileage.

We’ve taken it beyond phones and dump buttons. Late for work? Blame Keith! Forgot to pack your kids lunch again this morning? Blame Keith! He is now covering anywhere from household vacuum cleaners to acts of god. Your #CuckShack got struck by lightning? Now you can blame Keith too!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1389 on: November 16, 2018, 08:49:26 PM »
Mr. Bart,

What has happened to make my browsers tell me the site is not secure? I'm also getting a few connection issues where I'll have to resend a post. :(
@Spookcat   I get that from the other place, not here.  As a matter of fact when I goog bellgab it never shows up on page one, usually about halfway down page two. Page one is falkie videos and other things about bellgab, just not bellgab.  Not really posting there anyways :-\  meh

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1390 on: November 17, 2018, 12:17:25 PM »
isnt that what you would usually do with a hooker?
i guess theres blackjack as well.


A forum with blackjack and hookers?  ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1391 on: November 18, 2018, 04:52:29 AM »
@Bart Ell, What is your least favorite holiday and what is your favorite holiday?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1392 on: November 18, 2018, 05:01:44 AM »
@Bart Ell, What is your least favorite holiday and what is your favorite holiday?

Every day is a holiday in my world, pal.

My least favorite would be celebrating a new year. If you are living life the right way then you celebrate every new day.
I find Easter sex to be the best sex, mostly because I spend the day saying I HAVE ARISEN AGAIN!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1393 on: November 18, 2018, 10:14:20 PM »
Every day is a holiday in my world, pal.

My least favorite would be celebrating a new year. If you are living life the right way then you celebrate every new day.
I find Easter sex to be the best sex, mostly because I spend the day saying I HAVE ARISEN AGAIN!

But, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?  Do you believe the Easter Bunny lays Easter Eggs?  Thoughts?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1394 on: November 19, 2018, 08:28:15 PM »
But, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?  Do you believe the Easter Bunny lays Easter Eggs?  Thoughts?

Yes.
I am the Easter Bunny.
The Easter eggs are the beautiful young ladies.
I lay them.