8:15 p.m. ET: (6) New England Patriots at (3) Buffalo Bills
I like to make sport of conspiracy theorists, even though what I am about to say checks all of theboxes, yet is different for reasons which will come to me any minute now.
Bill Bellichek realized the high probability of meeting the Bills in the playoffs, so he didn't use his best plays in their second matchup. He has studied this matchup like an Aussie hooker field inspecting my knob. NE is going to fuck the Bills in the ass in their playoff matchup and make them like it.
For any doubters, I have two and possibly as many as five dollars to backup my opinions.
Beat that, haters