Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

There's a 10% tariff on that gas!

Prepaid in full on my back end.  Today is a new day - glorious and free.

[PB]

No, not at all. She was one of those people who talks and talks and keeps on talking. Constant babbling. It was too much and I couldn't take it.

I posted about it. *shrug* Not that I would expect an octogenarian to remember that. My ability to recall simple things will be faded by then as well.

You think I', in my 80s?  That's really funny, is that the same math you used to get a 136 IQ?

[KSM]

You think I', in my 80s?  That's really funny, is that the same math you used to get a 136 IQ?

Or the math to substantiate your 155 IQ claim? HA! That was rich!  And they say that you don't have a sense of humor.

No, I don't actually think you're in your 80's.  60's! We'll all be there one day so relax and enjoy a little extra Touch Of Grey. 

Questions for me in the ASK Bart thread?

[KSM]

Bart, what was the first, most difficult, most intimidating lead you had to learn? Even if you didn't HAVE to learn it.

I actually HAD to learn Don't Tell Me You Love Me at 15. Thinking back I did a great job considering I was playing a Les Paul with no whammy. The beauty of it was that I didn't know there was a whammy involved so my vibrato technique was forced to develop fast and on the fly.

I feel like I asked this back in 2019.. Hmm.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, what was the first, most difficult, most intimidating lead you had to learn? Even if you didn't HAVE to learn it.

I actually HAD to learn Don't Tell Me You Love Me at 15. Thinking back I did a great job considering I was playing a Les Paul with no whammy. The beauty of it was that I didn't know there was a whammy involved so my vibrato technique was forced to develop fast and on the fly.

I feel like I asked this back in 2019.. Hmm.

I saw Stanley Jordan do Eleanor Rigby and decided I was going to learn that 8 finger tapping and do it as part of a more metal solo.
I did not see the sun for weeks but the 45 seconds I came out with I used for years.

[KSM]

I saw Stanley Jordan do Eleanor Rigby and decided I was going to learn that 8 finger tapping and do it as part of a more metal solo.
I did not see the sun for weeks but the 45 seconds I came out with I used for years.

Ahh  Jeffrey Watson comes to mind.  He was the first guy I ever saw do it.  I hated that band.  Office manager looking drummer at the side and the prison inmate keyboard player on the other side. Just made me sick. And skippy little Jack Blades bouncing around in overgrown Brady-Bunch hair. I love Brad Gillis but there's another head of hair you can't forget. Just a goofy looking band.

I'll look up Stanley Jordan.

[Bart Ell]

I'll look up Stanley Jordan.

Coincidence?

https://x.com/Slash/status/1901555483992793546

[KSM]

Coincidence?

https://x.com/Slash/status/1901555483992793546

Well ok then! That was real nice.

Thanks

[KSM]

Bart, have you considered removing emojis from the system? It's not like we need them and they're hardly ever used. Emojis are like profanity, one should be able to express thyself fully with it.

[JUAN]

 

[Walks_At_Night]

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[KSM]

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[damon]

Bart, Did you have a good St Patty Day?

[KSM]

Thinking of selling my electric bike. The thing is that people may or will want to take it for a test drive. You can see my predicament here as the damn thing has wheels on it and goes really fast, thus leaving me vulnerable and at the mercy of some strangers honesty on whether or not he'll be 'right back' should I allow for a 'test drive'!

How the 'Ell does one sell a bike, let alone a really fast getaway bike?!  There's gotta be a better way.. *perplexed*

Do I have to follow the bastard in my car while brandishing a Glock?

- This will be show fodder for sure -