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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6045 on: January 12, 2022, 06:25:07 PM »
dysosmia or phantosmia

There are several possible underlying conditions that can cause those, and none of them are good.  I would suggest consulting a doctor without delay.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6046 on: January 12, 2022, 06:41:53 PM »
There are several possible underlying conditions that can cause those, and none of them are good.  I would suggest consulting a doctor without delay.

I have a physical scheduled on the 24th.  I'll inquire.  I just think I'd feel like a nutcase explaining this.  We're all crazy here so I have no problem.  ;)  Doesn't seem like something that is urgent though.  I appreciate your suggestion, as ominous as it seemed.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6047 on: January 12, 2022, 07:08:11 PM »
I had some weird shit happening to me, including temporary color blindness... They blamed it on a type of migraine.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6048 on: January 13, 2022, 04:05:24 AM »
Why do I smell stinky cheese?  I showered, yet it smells like I lathered myself in Limburger.  Could it be glandular, or am I falling into madness?  Maybe a stroke?

Because you aren't washing your prick properly and have a buildup of smegma cheese.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6049 on: January 13, 2022, 05:38:29 AM »
Because you aren't washing your prick properly and have a buildup of smegma cheese.
Adult circumcision is the cure!

It's fitting that I read this before I go out to breakfast.  :P   So much for that cheese omelet.  I'll have you know that my prick is pristine and even has a beauty mark.

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« Reply #6050 on: January 13, 2022, 02:00:20 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6051 on: January 13, 2022, 07:50:16 PM »
It’s a very accurate title, credit where credit’s due


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6053 on: January 14, 2022, 04:56:36 PM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6055 on: January 18, 2022, 08:59:46 AM »
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?

This is how Stephen King's The Dead Zone began - with the main character smelling burning tires or sizzling electric wire.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6056 on: January 18, 2022, 08:33:01 PM »
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense.  Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal.  The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea.  I smelled hot tar the other day as well.  I'm leaning on me going insane?
Coriander can smell like flowers.  Even the spice coriander seeds.  And natural coriander deodorant.

I can smell when my neighbors make toast sometimes.  No hot tar work down the road or on a roof repair?  If a draft stirred up the fireplace ashes?  Is an ashy BBQ near a duct?  Just some more ideas.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6057 on: January 20, 2022, 06:43:31 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6058 on: January 20, 2022, 07:45:54 PM »
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I had a lip balm that intentionally tasted/smelled like Play-Doh. 🙄🙄🙄
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #6059 on: January 20, 2022, 09:59:24 PM »
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That struck me artistically.  I will name that piece "Self-loathing."  Or, perhaps, "Grief."