Random, stupid things on your mind

[WeinerInHand]

So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating

Hi! 😃

[Dyna-X]

So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.

I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.

[GravitySucks]

So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.

Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.

You are. Well, except the fish with the laser weapon on its head.

[ponyboysunset]

I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.

Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?

[GravitySucks]

Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?

If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.

[ponyboysunset]

If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.

I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much. 

[tootsie_wootsy]

Hi! 😃

 

lol, Weiner   

[tootsie_wootsy]

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[GravitySucks]

I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much. 

It is quite the collector’s item.  You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.

[ponyboysunset]

Hi! 😃

LOL

[ponyboysunset]

It is quite the collector’s item.  You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.

I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead. 

[GravitySucks]

I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead. 

I might as well trademark it. All the ink, it could make me money some day


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Bart, can I list the services on Bart’s Sharts?

[PB]

... people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet...

What's your IQ elsewhere?

[GravitySucks]

What's your IQ elsewhere?

Whatever IQ you want me to be big boy. 

[2Lord2Grantham]

The latest one told me cologne would kill me

Not necessarily wrong. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/toxic-perfumes-and-colognes/

There's also a book that detailed that almost no artificial scents or fragrances have been tested to see if they are carcinogens. Can't recall the name of it off hand.