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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1050 on: June 10, 2019, 10:57:42 PM »
Once you see it you can’t unsee it.

https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1051 on: June 14, 2019, 04:12:16 AM »
Time spent with cats is never wasted.

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Never happens like this in the movies
« Reply #1052 on: June 15, 2019, 07:28:04 AM »
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.


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Re: Never happens like this in the movies
« Reply #1053 on: June 15, 2019, 10:11:28 PM »
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.



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Re: Never happens like this in the movies
« Reply #1054 on: June 15, 2019, 10:52:54 PM »
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.


The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift.  The shooter won a Darwin award.  He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital..  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html

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Re: Never happens like this in the movies
« Reply #1055 on: June 16, 2019, 01:07:05 AM »
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift.  The shooter won a Darwin award.  He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital..  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
I used to work for a store.  Sometimes we had a fill-in guy.  He was a nervous type from another branch.  He told me robbers would call him before they came, lol.  When I filled in at his store, others corroborated the story.  What a dingbat.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1056 on: June 16, 2019, 11:52:50 AM »
in the five years that i've had a EweToob account, i have never clicked on the trending link. Here's to the next five years...

Trending today......  8)

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1057 on: June 17, 2019, 12:48:23 AM »
in the five years that i've had a EweToob account, i have never clicked on the trending link. Here's to the next five years...

Trending today......  8)

Bizarre.  A grand opening thing?  Guy that took the rotten bananas did a good job reading the saleman's pitch body language - it paid off $500!

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Re: Never happens like this in the movies
« Reply #1058 on: June 17, 2019, 12:54:33 AM »
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift.  The shooter won a Darwin award.  He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital..  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html

Karma doesn't come fast enough for many. This guy might be an exception, certainly not the rule.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1059 on: June 19, 2019, 02:09:36 PM »


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1060 on: June 24, 2019, 12:04:09 AM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1061 on: June 24, 2019, 10:46:13 AM »
Star Trek The Next Generation: S6-E4  -  "Relics" is on, on BBC
Probably the best 'Crossover' episode ever, of any series. 
James Doohan (Montgomery Scott  -  Scotty) and a Dyson Shere - circa Oct, 1992.
You can't get better than that.    :)

Edit: the best line in the episode ?
Scotty finds out about synthahol.

"Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders"      (Referring to Data)
Heh, heh, heh.

Best part of the episode:
When Scotty walks onto the Holodeck of the Constitution Class Enterprise, Picard joins him. (Wait for it)
After a bit of discussion...
Scotty: "Old girlfriends we'll never meet again."
It may be that your sole purpose in life, is to serve as a warning to others.   :o

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1062 on: June 24, 2019, 03:34:37 PM »
Star Trek The Next Generation: S6-E4  -  "Relics" is on, on BBC
Probably the best 'Crossover' episode ever, of any series. 
James Doohan (Montgomery Scott  -  Scotty) and a Dyson Shere - circa Oct, 1992.
You can't get better than that.    :)

Edit: the best line in the episode ?
Scotty finds out about synthahol.

"Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders"      (Referring to Data)
Heh, heh, heh.

Best part of the episode:
When Scotty walks onto the Holodeck of the Constitution Class Enterprise, Picard joins him. (Wait for it)
After a bit of discussion...
Scotty: "Old girlfriends we'll never meet again."

the part i liked in that ep...




blast to the past... "By Any Other Name" TOS, Episode 2x21


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1063 on: June 24, 2019, 03:35:03 PM »
Just saw this thread:

I am glad humans do not great each other like dogs do. 
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1064 on: June 26, 2019, 02:20:35 PM »
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