I used to know a guy who had a weird growth or skintag on the back of his ear. One day while in his car (I was in the back seat) I noticed the thing for the first time. I asked him "Ken, do you have a bacon bit stuck to your ear?" It was gross, all redish and crinkled with a somewhat moist look. He wasn't to happy with the question
and we were almost at our destination. Ken is dead now but yeah it was an odd little bacon style growth. Even looked like it might be salty
Had some real texture to it! Huh