Random, stupid things on your mind

[ShayP]

Why is it that when I ask for detailed specifications via an email inquiry and ask for a reply does the fucking manager call me in the goddamn phone?

The phone rings and this idiot wants to convey something similar to the table below. So, in addition to telling him that the oven is on, the stove is on and I'm making goddamn dinner I say "dude, do a screenshot and paste it into an email then send it to me."

[Crickets]
I call it a spider chart, it's also called a radar graph and a web plot or something like that.
 

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What the hell does that chart mean?

[ShayP]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648

Too heavy for the kid to lift anyway.  Tiny hands can't pull the trigger.  Anyway, it would be entertaining if he did.

[anniem]

What the hell does that chart mean?

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[ShayP]

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LOL!  Exactly.   

[PB]

What the hell does that chart mean?

Proof of aliens

[anniem]

HI @KSM

[PB]

Gosh I get tired of clichés that weren't that clever the first time.

Can we stop calling the diamonds in people's rings ''rocks''?

[KSM]

HI @KSM

Hmm  such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap? 

[anniem]

Hmm  such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap? 

Naw, just hello. You are fun to read here. 

[Ciardelo]

MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY!

"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"

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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.

I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023

[anniem]

MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY!

"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"

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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.

I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023

I thought what you thought

[KSM]

At the end of the day having a dog is like having a friendly and reliable bum living in your house.

Having cats is like like having several self aggrandizing bums living in your house.

[catbert99]

Life is not the same since they stopped brewing Wiedemann beer.

[KSM]

Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do.

This does not apply to me or mine so don't even bother..    

[PB]

Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do...

What about baldness?