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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3240 on: November 14, 2023, 10:52:53 AM »
Are they doing a season long tank to draft hockey's version of Michael Jordan or something?

The SuckHawks already got him in this past draft.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3241 on: November 14, 2023, 11:29:34 AM »
The SuckHawks already got him in this past draft.

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And the draft lottery prevented the team that tanked hardest from getting him.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3242 on: November 29, 2023, 12:57:52 AM »
Who's got the inside story on this one?

Curious puckheads want to know.


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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3243 on: November 29, 2023, 04:54:17 PM »
Haha, wow.

''Things became chippy, as they say, as the game slipped away...''

"Every player on the ice has a 10-minute misconduct, among other penalties."



https://redstate.com/bradslager/2023/11/28/line-change-hilarity-scored-as-every-skater-from-both-teams-was-kicked-out-of-the-game-n2166910

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3244 on: January 21, 2024, 07:52:46 AM »
Top 3 in the entire league, Canucks - Jets - Bruins in any given order at any given time. Those damn beany Bruins. Always a thorn in the side of all teams.

Annnnd the Leafs fell last night once again. @Bart Ell Do you care only when the HABS beat the leafs or are you happy when anyone beats them?
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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3245 on: January 21, 2024, 10:32:42 AM »
Top 3 in the entire league, Canucks - Jets - Bruins in any given order at any given time. Those damn beany Bruins. Always a thorn in the side of all teams.

Annnnd the Leafs fell last night once again. @Bart Ell Do you care only when the HABS beat the leafs or are you happy when anyone beats them?
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Actually I would like them to win 82 straight in the regular season and then 3 straight in the playoffs.
You know the rest.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3246 on: January 21, 2024, 12:55:27 PM »
Actually I would like them to win 82 straight in the regular season and then 3 straight in the playoffs.
You know the rest.

Ooh.. yip, that would be an implosion on a legendary scale.
The hill-folk in the mountains would write folk songs about it that would be passed down through generations of lore and incomprehension.

The stuff of WOW.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3247 on: January 24, 2024, 06:57:37 AM »
I remember telling Fish not to get attached to her new goalie because he was part of this story.
It took five years but it seems to finally be moving forward.

Yesterday this happened.
https://twitter.com/NHLFlyers/status/1749899882003902777

Today this happened.
https://twitter.com/globeandmail/status/1750164705534935180

THANK YOU.
I respect your brain @Bart Ell .
I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3248 on: January 24, 2024, 07:07:09 AM »
^^^^ Awful

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3249 on: January 24, 2024, 09:30:10 AM »
@Walks_At_Night are the Red Wings even still together? Haven't heard anything.  8)

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3250 on: January 24, 2024, 09:33:03 AM »
@Walks_At_Night are the Red Wings even still together? Haven't heard anything.  8)
Oh yeah.  Slightly better than last year. Yzerman at GM has the arrow pointing up. If the season ends today they squeak into the playoffs.  Lots of room to improve at goal and defense in general.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3251 on: January 24, 2024, 05:51:01 PM »

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3252 on: January 24, 2024, 06:21:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1748130656675353037

Then they use them during warmup and the sticks get auctioned off and raise a bunch of money for a charity.

Have you chosen which stick you are bidding on?

What's that?
You're not interested?
Coulda fooled me.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3253 on: January 24, 2024, 07:39:24 PM »
Then they use them during warmup and the sticks get auctioned off and raise a bunch of money for a charity.

Have you chosen which stick you are bidding on?

What's that?
You're not interested?
Coulda fooled me.

Clearly some are better at taping with a color scheme than others.

I salute their inclusivity.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #3254 on: January 24, 2024, 10:13:40 PM »
Who's got the inside story on this one?

Curious puckheads want to know.



Worst Rumor? Sounded pretty juicy to me. Hockey desperately needs more drama

Are there many 0-0 games end of regulation in hockey because the Leafs who whenever I see them they score at will but can't keep the puck out of their net had a nil-nil game tonight with the Jets