What do you do with the letters?
@ShayP These are left by neighborhood kids. Usually 8 or under. If we know them we'll contact the parents and decide on a gift. My wife does this. I keep the path to the box nicely shoveled. The mailbox that is, Bart.
This will be year three of this CHRISTMAS TRADITION.
@Ciardelo It looks like
@TigerLily has given albeit in a roundabout way the go ahead to, STUFF HER BIRD.
WARNING: Beware her Beaver. It's extremely liberal and the thing has teeth n' shit! YOUZZZAAA TO ALL this roasting chestnuts/testicles over a fire are lifted! From my song, joke that I inject throughout the holiday threads year after year. Fleshnuts Roasting On An OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrre. Get your own jokes LILY!