Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

@KSM what are you trying to do? Modify existing actual existing vocals or synthesize vocals from scratch?

I think I'm just bored and looking for a new toy to tinker with. Two years ago I would have built a deck or a gazebo ETC, but now that I am downsized I need smaller things to do.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

WTF did I just watch?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

WTF did I just watch?

Further proof that it is better to not be crippled than it is to be crippled.
Something the person in lane 4 would agree with 100% after their pathetic effort.

[PB]

Further proof that it is better to not be crippled than it is to be crippled.
Something the person in lane 4 would agree with 100% after their pathetic effort.

They prefer the term handicapped disabled ''differently abled''.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?

4 Men Gang Raped a Protected Monitor Lizard. Experts Explain Why.

Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?

Hard up enough to want sloppy lizard fourths but not hard up enough to abandon all will to fuck and spend all day being a miserable cunt complaining about everything in the world until your political guy becomes leader and then spending all day being a miserable cunt defending everything in the world.

Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?

Lots of practice.
Maybe blowjobs from frogs and some of the sexier carp on the side.

[Up All Night]

More cookies!? @KSM  The food looks great.  I've never used an air fryer before.  When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick.  Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...

@Bart

Should I invest in an air fryer?

Both CPSC and Cosori have advised consumers impacted by the recall to immediately stop using the recalled products and contact Cosori to receive a free replacement or another Cosori product.

The air fryers, priced between $70 and $130, were sold at retailers nationwide from June 2018 through December 2022.

The recalled units were sold at brick and mortar retailers including Best Buy, Target and The Home Depot, as well as online retailers including Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Homegoods, Kohl's, Lowe's, Macy's, QVC and Walmart, among others.

For more information on the recall, and to view a full list of affected products, visit https://recall.cosori.com/country-sel

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/2-million-air-fryers-recalled-due-fire-burn/story?id=97428709

[KSM]

Both CPSC and Cosori have advised consumers impacted by the recall to immediately stop using the recalled products and contact Cosori to receive a free replacement or another Cosori product.

The air fryers, priced between $70 and $130, were sold at retailers nationwide from June 2018 through December 2022.

The recalled units were sold at brick and mortar retailers including Best Buy, Target and The Home Depot, as well as online retailers including Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Homegoods, Kohl's, Lowe's, Macy's, QVC and Walmart, among others.

For more information on the recall, and to view a full list of affected products, visit https://recall.cosori.com/country-sel

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/2-million-air-fryers-recalled-due-fire-burn/story?id=97428709

Who exactly is this for? Pretty sure Shay won't see it. You want me to pass it on to his mom?

[Bart Ell]

Who exactly is this for? Pretty sure Shay won't see it. You want me to pass it on to his mom?

"Hello, Mrs. P? Yes , bitch tits here, did Shay ever buy that Instant Pot Air fryer Mr. Ell recommended? He did? Good! Ok, so there is another brand of air fryer made by Cosori that has nothing to do with Instant Pot, you follow? Good! Now they have recalled some of their air fryers. No, Cosori does not make Instant Pot but they do make air fryers. No, that's it, talk soon! Bitch tits out"

[KSM]

"Hello, Mrs. P? Yes , bitch tits here, did Shay ever buy that Instant Pot Air fryer Mr. Ell recommended? He did? Good! Ok, so there is another brand of air fryer made by Cosori that has nothing to do with Instant Pot, you follow? Good! Now they have recalled some of their air fryers. No, Cosori does not make Instant Pot but they do make air fryers. No, that's it, talk soon! Bitch tits out"

Ms. P 

Bitch tits.. I don't have them. However, one day, if I hit the wall, I'll just get surgery.  You won't win.

[Bart Ell]

Ms. P 

Bitch tits.. I don't have them. However, one day, if I hit the wall, I'll just get surgery.  You won't win.

You were the one who mentioned Art called you that.

[KSM]

You were the one who mentioned Art called you that.

I know. But in this case you were Art.

I'll use the best audio of the clip as my new ringtone.

[PolkaDot]

Bart,

How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?

4 Men Gang Raped a Protected Monitor Lizard. Experts Explain Why.

Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?

I take back my earlier comment about you @Walks_At_Night in the random thread.
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[Walks_At_Night]

I take back my earlier comment about you @Walks_At_Night in the random thread.
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Oh no.  I ruined my fine standing over wanting some answers?          

[Bart Ell]

Oh no.  I ruined my fine standing over wanting some answers?          

She has you one notch above Casio now.
Not the bottom but you can feel the heat.