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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5715 on: February 10, 2023, 06:04:58 PM »
@KSM what are you trying to do? Modify existing actual existing vocals or synthesize vocals from scratch?
I think I'm just bored and looking for a new toy to tinker with. Two years ago I would have built a deck or a gazebo ETC, but now that I am downsized I need smaller things to do.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5716 on: February 12, 2023, 06:24:35 AM »
Bart,

WTF did I just watch?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5717 on: February 12, 2023, 06:55:09 AM »
Bart,

WTF did I just watch?



Further proof that it is better to not be crippled than it is to be crippled.
Something the person in lane 4 would agree with 100% after their pathetic effort.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5718 on: February 12, 2023, 08:21:31 AM »
Further proof that it is better to not be crippled than it is to be crippled.
Something the person in lane 4 would agree with 100% after their pathetic effort.

They prefer the term handicapped disabled ''differently abled''.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5719 on: February 19, 2023, 10:59:29 AM »
Bart,

How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?

4 Men Gang Raped a Protected Monitor Lizard. Experts Explain Why.

Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5720 on: February 19, 2023, 11:51:16 AM »
Bart,

How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?

Hard up enough to want sloppy lizard fourths but not hard up enough to abandon all will to fuck and spend all day being a miserable cunt complaining about everything in the world until your political guy becomes leader and then spending all day being a miserable cunt defending everything in the world.

Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?

Lots of practice.
Maybe blowjobs from frogs and some of the sexier carp on the side.

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2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards
« Reply #5721 on: February 23, 2023, 05:01:44 PM »
More cookies!? @KSM  The food looks great.  I've never used an air fryer before.  When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick.  Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...

@Bart

Should I invest in an air fryer?

Both CPSC and Cosori have advised consumers impacted by the recall to immediately stop using the recalled products and contact Cosori to receive a free replacement or another Cosori product.

The air fryers, priced between $70 and $130, were sold at retailers nationwide from June 2018 through December 2022.

The recalled units were sold at brick and mortar retailers including Best Buy, Target and The Home Depot, as well as online retailers including Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Homegoods, Kohl's, Lowe's, Macy's, QVC and Walmart, among others.

For more information on the recall, and to view a full list of affected products, visit https://recall.cosori.com/country-sel

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/2-million-air-fryers-recalled-due-fire-burn/story?id=97428709

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Re: 2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards
« Reply #5722 on: February 23, 2023, 05:19:20 PM »
Both CPSC and Cosori have advised consumers impacted by the recall to immediately stop using the recalled products and contact Cosori to receive a free replacement or another Cosori product.

The air fryers, priced between $70 and $130, were sold at retailers nationwide from June 2018 through December 2022.

The recalled units were sold at brick and mortar retailers including Best Buy, Target and The Home Depot, as well as online retailers including Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, Homegoods, Kohl's, Lowe's, Macy's, QVC and Walmart, among others.

For more information on the recall, and to view a full list of affected products, visit https://recall.cosori.com/country-sel

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/2-million-air-fryers-recalled-due-fire-burn/story?id=97428709

Who exactly is this for? Pretty sure Shay won't see it. You want me to pass it on to his mom?

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Re: 2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards
« Reply #5723 on: February 23, 2023, 06:45:32 PM »
Who exactly is this for? Pretty sure Shay won't see it. You want me to pass it on to his mom?

"Hello, Mrs. P? Yes , bitch tits here, did Shay ever buy that Instant Pot Air fryer Mr. Ell recommended? He did? Good! Ok, so there is another brand of air fryer made by Cosori that has nothing to do with Instant Pot, you follow? Good! Now they have recalled some of their air fryers. No, Cosori does not make Instant Pot but they do make air fryers. No, that's it, talk soon! Bitch tits out"

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Re: 2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards
« Reply #5724 on: February 23, 2023, 06:55:40 PM »
"Hello, Mrs. P? Yes , bitch tits here, did Shay ever buy that Instant Pot Air fryer Mr. Ell recommended? He did? Good! Ok, so there is another brand of air fryer made by Cosori that has nothing to do with Instant Pot, you follow? Good! Now they have recalled some of their air fryers. No, Cosori does not make Instant Pot but they do make air fryers. No, that's it, talk soon! Bitch tits out"
Ms. P 

Bitch tits.. I don't have them. However, one day, if I hit the wall, I'll just get surgery.  You won't win.

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Re: 2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards
« Reply #5725 on: February 23, 2023, 06:59:30 PM »
Ms. P 

Bitch tits.. I don't have them. However, one day, if I hit the wall, I'll just get surgery.  You won't win.

You were the one who mentioned Art called you that.

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Re: 2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards
« Reply #5726 on: February 23, 2023, 07:01:42 PM »
You were the one who mentioned Art called you that.
I know. But in this case you were Art.

I'll use the best audio of the clip as my new ringtone.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5727 on: February 24, 2023, 08:54:50 AM »
Bart,

How hard up does one have to be, to be the fourth guy in the rotation of a gang rape of a lizard?

4 Men Gang Raped a Protected Monitor Lizard. Experts Explain Why.

Follow up question. How does one become an expert in lizard gang rape?

I take back my earlier comment about you @Walks_At_Night in the random thread.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5728 on: February 24, 2023, 09:06:04 AM »
I take back my earlier comment about you @Walks_At_Night in the random thread.
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Oh no.  I ruined my fine standing over wanting some answers?   :'(       

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5729 on: February 24, 2023, 09:15:30 AM »
Oh no.  I ruined my fine standing over wanting some answers?   :'(       

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