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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5685 on: January 23, 2023, 08:46:02 AM »
"It's snowing its ass off out there."

It is now assless? PUT IT ON THE LIST!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5686 on: January 25, 2023, 05:29:39 PM »
My local bike shop is building me a fancy new bike.  I need to by some new shorts and shirts.  Where do you stand on blue shorts as opposed to traditional black?  Are assless shorts too much?

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« Reply #5687 on: January 26, 2023, 05:12:06 AM »
Blue shirt with yellow shorts would be more fashionable at this time.  The outfit would make a currently popular statement.
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« Reply #5688 on: January 26, 2023, 06:40:04 AM »
My local bike shop is building me a fancy new bike.  I need to by some new shorts and shirts.  Where do you stand on blue shorts as opposed to traditional black?  Are assless shorts too much?

The switch from sundresses to shorts is a brave move and quite progressive of you.
Assless shorts should be kept for your bathhouse visits.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5689 on: January 28, 2023, 11:49:25 AM »
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/these-are-extinct-animals-we-can-should-resurrect-180954955/

Bart, if you could bring back any extinct animal, what would it be, and why?

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« Reply #5690 on: January 28, 2023, 12:34:05 PM »
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/these-are-extinct-animals-we-can-should-resurrect-180954955/

Bart, if you could bring back any extinct animal, what would it be, and why?

100% the Snorkasaurus, especially the talking version.
Why? I WANNA RIDE HIM!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5691 on: January 29, 2023, 08:19:13 AM »
Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.

"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll

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« Reply #5692 on: January 29, 2023, 08:59:01 AM »
Large heads are common in show business, particularly TV.  The Merv Griffin theory was that a large head meant a large face and the face communicates emotion to the audience.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5693 on: January 29, 2023, 09:19:07 AM »
Large heads are common in show business, particularly TV.  The Merv Griffin theory was that a large head meant a large face and the face communicates emotion to the audience.

What about a large head but a small face?

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« Reply #5694 on: January 29, 2023, 09:34:54 AM »
Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.

"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll

I knew a big headed guy named Tommy.
We were in a hotel in Boston, Tommy had the room next to me.
Tommy brought a lady back to his room and I do believe they made the sex.
At some point I hear the girl scream... not a scream you would expect from someone who has getting the sex but a scream you expect in a bad horror movie.
Minutes later there is feverish knocking at my door.
It's Tommy's girl.
She is naked and begging me to allow her into my room so she could get dressed.
I let her in and she begins to describe the nightmare she just lived through...
Tommy pulled out to finish, jerking himself off with his right hand while cupping his left hand in front of his normal headed prick.
Tommy cums in his cupped hand and then proceeds to FEED HIMSELF HIS OWN CUM.

You asked.

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« Reply #5695 on: January 29, 2023, 09:35:52 AM »
What about a large head but a small face?

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No idea who that is but I can assure you he has had 2 dicks in him at the same time.
I don't mean mouth and ass, they were both in his ass.

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« Reply #5696 on: January 29, 2023, 09:39:43 AM »
Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.

"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll

I had a colleague who reminded me of the Coneheads.  It wasn't that exaggerated but in the cube farm one could see the top of his head looming over the top of the partitions.  He kept it shaved, very distracting.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5697 on: January 29, 2023, 10:16:58 AM »
Peppered I am with great response from all!

This could've been its own thread!  LOL @bateman Yep. Flat faces too.

Bart,     that was a true road story.  Bass players & drummers are the drywallers of the musical world.

I had a colleague who reminded me of the Coneheads.  It wasn't that exaggerated but in the cube farm one could see the top of his head looming over the top of the partitions. He kept it shaved, very distracting.
LMAO!!!

Large heads are common in show business, particularly TV.  The Merv Griffin theory was that a large head meant a large face and the face communicates emotion to the audience.
  I have heard that about news anchors also

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« Reply #5698 on: January 29, 2023, 02:14:10 PM »
Have you ever known anyone with an odd shaped head? Or perhaps an unusual small or large head in comparison to their body? I knew a guy with a lonnng head. Like a hammer.

"outta the car, long head!" - Mamma don't dance your and daddy don't rock n roll
I played soccer in high school with a guy that had a long head.  I gave him the nickname Alien and it stuck.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5699 on: February 04, 2023, 01:57:01 PM »
Bart, did you know that cum is actually blue when it’s in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen.