I just checked a group of five into the Airbnb.
All of them grossly overweight and I am legitimately worried about the beds and kitchen chairs that have a maximum weight/breaking point of 250 LB's. Also wondering whether or not we have provided enough toilet paper... OH!
Maybe we should just say
fuckit and keep that house as a guesthouse for family only. The novelty of meeting people from around the globe wore off some time ago.