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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5295 on: July 26, 2021, 11:48:16 AM »
If I win a lottery, I will hire a mafia hitman to kill everybody who brings frivolous lawsuits against me.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5296 on: July 26, 2021, 12:06:58 PM »
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5297 on: July 27, 2021, 05:25:30 PM »
It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5298 on: July 27, 2021, 09:51:57 PM »
It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.

Fuck.  Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread?  @sean92008 jus sayin'  :D

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5299 on: July 27, 2021, 10:01:38 PM »
Fuck.  Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread?  @sean92008 jus sayin'  :D
There's a neighbor thread?  Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5300 on: July 27, 2021, 10:22:12 PM »
There's a neighbor thread?  Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???
Mmyeah  ;D  inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5301 on: July 27, 2021, 11:28:14 PM »
Mmyeah  ;D  inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.

...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5302 on: July 27, 2021, 11:36:52 PM »
...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???
...I'll answer that in the appropriate thread. Fuckin' stubborn guy you are, man.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5303 on: July 28, 2021, 09:37:07 AM »
I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"

My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"

I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5304 on: July 28, 2021, 10:55:34 AM »
I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"

My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"

I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.



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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5305 on: July 28, 2021, 11:02:54 AM »
Finally!

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Ha!  Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago.  He ain’t no hater!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5306 on: July 28, 2021, 11:33:46 AM »
Ha!  Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago.  He ain’t no hater!

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Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

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Book #15 of 2021 reading list:

"All physics has a tipping point, and in this case,
it's four hundred microns," Serge said.

"What's a micron?"

"Only the dead know," Serge said.

- No Sunscreen For the Dead  by Tim Dorsey


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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5307 on: July 28, 2021, 11:40:15 AM »

Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #5308 on: July 28, 2021, 11:57:43 AM »

Speaking of Herman and his family...

eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.

How about me?  I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.

While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.

If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.

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Was there such a thing as female ejaculation back in those days?

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