Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

I'll just leave this here:

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[Walks_At_Night]

A chicken, A goat and a rooster walk into a bar..............

[sean92008]

I have a neighbor who purchased a John Deere tractor and another type of mower.  Some bush hog sort of thing.  In addition, he got a trailer.  I assumed he was going to get into the lawn service business since he also has a big pick up truck.  Nah.  Cuts his grass and just drives the tractor around the neighborhood for no damn reason.  It's 11:20 PM now and he is driving it down the street.  WTF?  Hell, there were some mornings he was driving around and I figured he may be looking for business by driving to homes, but no.  Just joyriding on a tractor.  Oh, and if I hear him cutting his grass again before 7:00 AM there will be hell to pay.

Sounds like a man-child.  A richer and healthier Falkie.

I've got neighbors like that, extending themselves financially and being superficial mid-40s twerps with backward baseball hats and children who are feral.

[sean92008]

I was at the grocery store and saw for sale packages of Dr. Pepper cotton candy.

Oh the things that you can do! If you go to a Costco Business Center, you can buy any number of syrup containers with flavors like Coca-Cola, Dr Pepper, one of the root beers, etc...  You can make some incredible desert recipes, Dr Pepper cake...

[KSM]

I'll just leave this here:

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Me too.
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[Walks_At_Night]

Beware of the 3rd floor, croosbow sniper.

https://twitter.com/rtvoost/status/1438784640857346049

[Walks_At_Night]

This is kind of amusing unless you happened own a Bolt, or if some dude parked his Bolt next to your rig and when you came out of the Bob Evans all that was left of your rig was a burned out frame.

GM tells Bolt owners to park 50 feet from other cars in parking garages, confirms 12 fires

Kalea Hall The Detroit News
Sep 15 2021

Detroit — As it seeks a solution to a battery fire risk, General Motors issued yet another safety recommendation Wednesday for Chevrolet Bolt owners: If you’re pulling into a parking deck, keep your car at least 50 feet away from other vehicles.

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[Walks_At_Night]

Giant disembodied head in the Istanbul sky.

https://i.imgur.com/wBGQsad.mp4

[ItsOver]

Giant disembodied head in the Istanbul sky.

https://i.imgur.com/wBGQsad.mp4

That looks too good to be real.

[Walks_At_Night]

That looks too good to be real.

It would have been more convincing if it had started talking

"Hullo, This George Senda. The one, the only, the official: The Guy from Pittsburgh. Accept no cheesy substitutes, impostors or trolls".

[Walks_At_Night]

Cardinal Komodo Dragon or what?

[KSM]

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[Walks_At_Night]

Mud Deer

[Walks_At_Night]

I don't know if a Hollywood writer of horror movies could write a more horrible article as a work of fiction.

https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2021/09/18/a-woman-accepted-50-from-a-west-virginia-police-chief-so-he-could-rape-her-17-year-old-relative-feds-say/


"In exchange for $50, Kristen Naylor-Legg brought her 17-year-old family member to a community center in June 2020 where a local police chief allegedly raped the girl, federal prosecutors claim."

" A West Virginia police chief, who was on duty, according to court documents, allegedly failed to pay the woman the agreed-upon price and left."

[PolkaDot]

You guys have taken this thread to some dark places.