The woman I have vowed to exclusively make love to for the rest of my life purchased a DIY shower enclosure (without telling me) for our rental property. She didn't measure it out and it didn't fit! So that's what eye and I woke up to. This means we had to head back to fucking Lowes on a Saturday to return the plastic contraption made in some shithole country I would never want to smell. They (Lowes) had Halloween stuff everywhere. It was like a huge haunted house, but in the not so distant background was Bing Crosby's White Christmas playing! Meanwhile all the middle eastern folk Lowes has working them had no idea what all the crossed seasonal themes were going on around them. It was both hysterical and disgusting.
You can't have Christmas.
Halloween.
And confused Arabs all at the same time.
Nothing gets done.
My point is that it's too early for Christmas music!! It's not yet Halloween and you guys haven't even had Thanksgiving yet.
worst thrwead ever don't care