Christmas 2019

[DynamoHum]

We aren’t decorating for Christmas this year. Hubby is going to the Middle East for a week or so next weekend so the timing is shite for getting a good tree, plus I am working over the festive period and also Ringo is sufficiently far gone mentally now that having a real tree will be too confusing/change of routine for him to handle.

I am kinda relieved to be honest. It’s a lot of faffing about isn’t it?

[PB]

Oh trust me, you and her would get along quite well. I know you well enough by now and I fuck the living shit outta her a few times week so I figure everything equals out in the end. I have no idea what any of that means but I laughed as I posted it and that's all that matters. To ME!

..Seriously, what is it about the nutcracker things that people like so much? They're just weird looking statues and figurines that look more like Halloween than beautiful Christmas. AND THAT NUTCRACKER SONG/MUSIC???  What is it @GravitySucks I WANT TO KNOW!!  Not only do I hate these things in or around my house but it's just more shit that I! have to find space for the other 11 months of the cockadootie year!!

EDIT!! you have nooooo idea how much crap she brings home acting like she got a huge deal on while looking at me as I try not to burst with anger knowing she wants to hear me say "Oh my God honey, you're so awesome at finding all this fucking horrible cunting crap for me to tolerate being around me while slowly sucking me dry and void of any Saturday morning happiness while I try to enjoy my morning coffee knowing that you have other crap in the back of your truck that we may never even unbox but as long as you tell me you got it all on a great deal I'm sooooo fucking happy I could just shit myself in my breakfast chair!"

I don't want it! I wanna move to a cabin in the woods and kill things with my bare hands all day long.

FUCK YOU @JayGab

Happy wife, happy life
 

[KSM]

Happy wife, happy life
 

I try not to subscribe to such nonsense. And I've never heard that one before You just make that up?

[TigerLily]

We aren’t decorating for Christmas this year. Hubby is going to the Middle East for a week or so next weekend so the timing is shite for getting a good tree, plus I am working over the festive period and also Ringo is sufficiently far gone mentally now that having a real tree will be too confusing/change of routine for him to handle.

I am kinda relieved to be honest. It’s a lot of faffing about isn’t it?

Can anyone really have too much faffing?

[PB]

... You just make that up?

Show of hands, who thinks that's something I'd come up with?  See, no one..

[DynamoHum]

Can anyone really have too much faffing?

Faffing about is fun til it comes time to clean up ... I like a good faff, but I dislike the consequences of a good faff.

[KSM]

Faffing about is fun til it comes time to clean up ... I like a good faff, but I dislike the consequences of a good faff.

@DynamoHum Can Faffing be sexual? IE I litrally wouldn't mind getting faffed tonight! Or even this afternoon..

[DynamoHum]

@DynamoHum Can Faffing be sexual? IE I litrally wouldn't mind getting faffed tonight! Or even this afternoon..

Sadly no ... faffing about is generally something that is ultimately a hassle.

“Packing for my holiday is exciting but it’s a load of faffing about”
“Getting ready for the in-laws to visit is a load of faff”
“I can’t be arsed going to the cinema tonight cause I have already taken my bra off and it’s too much faffing about”

[KSM]

Sadly no ... faffing about is generally something that is ultimately a hassle.

“Packing for my holiday is exciting but it’s a load of faffing about”
“Getting ready for the in-laws to visit is a load of faff”
“I can’t be arsed going to the cinema tonight cause I have already taken my bra off and it’s too much faffing about”

don't get me wrong, sex is a hassle! But it's the only hassle that makes you cum so I put up with it.

Merry Christmas

[GravitySucks]

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This is why I stick with Nutcrackers

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[PolkaDot]

FrazzlefrikkenbullshitchristmaslightgremlinsIhatethemall

This is why I stick with Nutcrackers

Did you get that one at a discount?

[GravitySucks]

Did you get that one at a discount?

Had it a few years.  Maybe 2-3.  Who would prewire a Christmas tree with a string that goes dead when one bulb goes out?  Probably going to take my wire cutters tomorrow and strip it and rewire it.

[PolkaDot]

Had it a few years.  Maybe 2-3.  Who would prewire a Christmas tree with a string that goes dead when one bulb goes out?  Probably going to take my wire cutters tomorrow and strip it and rewire it.

Will you keep it plugged in for extra excitement?

[GravitySucks]

Will you keep it plugged in for extra excitement?

Ha. I would have to live stream that for sure. 

[KSM]

@GravitySucks

Ok, I found this in her bookmarked pages on her laptop. As sure as I'm standing here this thing will secretly arrive in the next two weeks! Noooo doubt about it   This should be in the things that infuriate and creep you out thread.

So do you think this is going a little too far, ya still think you'd get along? And I know she's going to say she got a great deal on it because it's ON SALE! Fucking ridiculous, man.
https://www.wayfair.ca/outdoor/pdp/design-toscano-illuminated-bavarian-style-holiday-nutcracker-statue-txg8424.html