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Bart Ell

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5700 on: April 01, 2020, 05:36:12 AM »
              From the Library of Congress, 1920.

        What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  Tea should be served (blank) the pro-
gram.
  Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests.  Then tell them where to
put their (blanks).  For instance: "You
may put your (blanks) in the first (blank)
at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to
the (blank) way of doing things.  En-
tertian as you yourself want to.  (Blank)
is always a treat.  But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect (blank) that your guests will
think it all right.  Never (blank).
You may find helpful reading matter
at the (blank).  Tell the (blank) what
you want and she will (blank) you.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.


After
Coats
Shit
Room
Proper
Cake
Calm
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Bart Ell

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5701 on: April 01, 2020, 05:37:08 AM »

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5702 on: April 01, 2020, 05:38:55 AM »
YES!
Burp may also be an appropriate answer.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5703 on: April 01, 2020, 05:45:28 AM »
              From the Library of Congress, 1920.

        What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  Tea should be served (blank) the pro-
gram.
  Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests.  Then tell them where to
put their (blanks).  For instance: "You
may put your (blanks) in the first (blank)
at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to
the (blank) way of doing things.  En-
tertian as you yourself want to.  (Blank)
is always a treat.  But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect (blank) that your guests will
think it all right.  Never (blank).
You may find helpful reading matter
at the (blank).  Tell the (blank) what
you want and she will (blank) you.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.


before
belongings
coats
closet
formal
music
timing
rush
library
librarian
help

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5704 on: April 01, 2020, 07:41:36 AM »
              From the Library of Congress, 1920.

        What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  Tea should be served (after ) the pro-
gram.
  Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests.  Then tell them where to
put their (belongings).  For instance: "You
may put your (coats) in the first (room)
at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to
the (proper) way of doing things.  En-
tertian as you yourself want to.  (spontaneity)
is always a treat.  But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect (equanimity) that your guests will
think it all right.  Never (worry).
You may find helpful reading matter
at the (library).  Tell the (librarian) what
you want and she will (assist) you.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5705 on: April 01, 2020, 08:19:33 AM »
              From the Library of Congress, 1920.

        What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  Tea should be served (blank) the pro-
gram.
  Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests.  Then tell them where to
put their (blanks).  For instance: "You
may put your (blanks) in the first (blank)
at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to
the (blank) way of doing things.  En-
tertian as you yourself want to.  (Blank)
is always a treat.  But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect (blank) that your guests will
think it all right.  Never (blank).
You may find helpful reading matter
at the (blank).  Tell the (blank) what
you want and she will (blank) you.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.

  Tea should be served BEFORE the pro-
gram.
  Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests.  Then tell them where to
put their BELONINGS.  For instance: "You
may put your COAT in the first ROOM
at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to
the PROPER way of doing things.  En-
tertian as you yourself want to.  MAKING A TRUMPET OF ONE’S ARSE
is always a treat.  But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect CALMNESS that your guests will
think it all right.  Never COMPLAIN
You may find helpful reading matter
at the LIBRARY.  Tell the LIBRARIAN what
you want and she will ASSIST you.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5706 on: April 01, 2020, 06:11:48 PM »
              From the Library of Congress, 1920.

        What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  Tea should be served (after) the program. Go to the door yourself to greet your guests.  Then tell them where to put their (belongings).  For instance: "You may put your(coats) in the first (bedroom) at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to the (correct) way of doing things.  Entertian as you yourself want to. (Cake) is always a treat.  But whatever you do, keep the attitude of perfect (calmness) that your guests will think it all right.  Never (panic). You may find helpful reading matter at the (library).  Tell the (librarian) what you want and she will (help) you.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5707 on: April 01, 2020, 07:55:02 PM »
              From the Library of Congress, 1920.

        What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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  Tea should be served (blank) the pro-
gram.
  Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests.  Then tell them where to
put their (blanks).  For instance: "You
may put your (blanks) in the first (blank)
at the head of the stairs."
  Do not give too much thought to
the (blank) way of doing things.  En-
tertian as you yourself want to.  (Blank)
is always a treat.  But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect (blank) that your guests will
think it all right.  Never (blank).
You may find helpful reading matter
at the (blank).  Tell the (blank) what
you want and she will (blank) you.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.


before
coats
coats
closet
correct
cake
program
panic
library
librarian
help

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5708 on: April 01, 2020, 10:03:02 PM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @Mr Apnea, @TigerLily, @ShayP and @FISH, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

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1. After
2. Wraps
3. Wraps
4. Room
5. Correct
6. Originality
7. Confidence
8. Apologize
9. Library
10. Librarian
11. Help

Bart Ell: 50 points
TigerLily: 50 points
anniem: 50 points
juan: 40 points
Mr Apnea: 40 points
ShayP: 30 points
FISH: 30 points


(I told the librarian what I wanted and she slapped me.)

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5709 on: April 01, 2020, 10:49:02 PM »
(I told the librarian what I wanted and she slapped me.)

I HOPE YOU CALLED THE POLICE COS THAT WAS ASALTY BATTERY!!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5710 on: April 02, 2020, 01:31:15 AM »
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5711 on: April 02, 2020, 05:26:09 AM »
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This is the last time I will tell you Roy! No excuses! Get it right this time! Now then, I want a turkey and swiss on rye. No mayo, light on the mustard.  Harold and Marjorie will each have the tuna salad. One on white and one on wheat. Are you paying attention Roy! Why are you not writing this down! I swear Roy, if there is mayo on my sandwich again you will get the flogging of your life!  Now be gone!

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5712 on: April 02, 2020, 05:32:12 AM »
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Hold on while I MAKE A TRUMPET OF MY ARSE



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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5713 on: April 02, 2020, 05:55:42 AM »
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #5714 on: April 02, 2020, 06:30:06 AM »
Hold on while I MAKE A TRUMPET OF MY ARSE



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I’m happy to help...My pleasure.

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