From the Library of Congress, 1920.
What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?
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Tea should be served (blank) the pro-
gram.
Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests. Then tell them where to
put their (blanks). For instance: "You
may put your (blanks) in the first (blank)
at the head of the stairs."
Do not give too much thought to
the (blank) way of doing things. En-
tertian as you yourself want to. (Blank)
is always a treat. But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect (blank) that your guests will
think it all right. Never (blank).
You may find helpful reading matter
at the (blank). Tell the (blank) what
you want and she will (blank) you.
Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.
Tea should be served BEFORE the pro-
gram.
Go to the door yourself to greet
your guests. Then tell them where to
put their BELONINGS. For instance: "You
may put your COAT in the first ROOM
at the head of the stairs."
Do not give too much thought to
the PROPER way of doing things. En-
tertian as you yourself want to. MAKING A TRUMPET OF ONE’S ARSE
is always a treat. But what-
ever you do, keep the attitude of per-
fect CALMNESS that your guests will
think it all right. Never COMPLAIN
You may find helpful reading matter
at the LIBRARY. Tell the LIBRARIAN what
you want and she will ASSIST you.