They can't afford a Times Square add promoting her return so they've settled for a Mike in Montana led campaign to have an add in the town square of Poplar, Montana population 800.
How many people in Poplar, Montana do we think a) have ever heard of her (other than Mike and his wife if they live there), b) have high-speed internet so they can download her GIGANTIC looking glass files and not grow old and gray waiting for the downloads to finish?
I would hope the residents of Poplar, Montana are smarter than that in any case.