Ask Bart Anything

[whoozit]

Bart, what is the ideal number of chromosomes for posting here.  Quite often 46 feels simultaneously too many and too few.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, what is the ideal number of chromosomes for posting here.  Quite often 46 feels simultaneously too many and too few.

Anything over 11 is just showing off.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Why does Laura London - who is quite attractive, use a filter that makes her look like a freak?  Why does Dietrich, who actually looks like a freak, not use a filter which might make the stream watchable by softening the freakishness?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Why does Laura London - who is quite attractive, use a filter that makes her look like a freak?  Why does Dietrich, who actually looks like a freak, not use a filter which might make the stream watchable by softening the freakishness?

She is insecure and he is outsecure.

[bateman]

Why does Laura London - who is quite attractive, use a filter that makes her look like a freak?

The filter IS what makes her halfway attractive. Joan Rivers could’ve made herself look like Maria Sharapova with this.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Youtube shorts keeps recommending videos of a tubby guy in his late 60's just absolutely blistering baseballs with a sweet swing and a woman in her 40's with enormous breasts exercising and digging holes that lead one to believe that they are gonna pop out and sway proud any second but never do. I like baseball and 40ish women with enormous breasts just fine but enough is enough.  How do I break the cycle?

[Walks_At_Night]

Uhm Nevermind.  Got it.  Fat guys with nice shots.

[Bart Ell]

a woman in her 40's with enormous breasts exercising and digging holes that lead one to believe that they are gonna pop out and sway proud any second but never do. I like baseball and 40ish women with enormous breasts just fine but enough is enough.  How do I break the cycle?

The one in the overalls?
They keep pimping her and her cockeyed stare to me too.
You break the cycle by telling them you had enough of Cockeyed Mary

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[Walks_At_Night]

The one in the overalls?
They keep pimping her and her cockeyed stare to me too.
You break the cycle by telling them you had enough of Cockeyed Mary

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Thats her!  I'm not alone.  ROFLMAO

[Bart Ell]

Thats her!  I'm not alone.  ROFLMAO

This will help clean up the mess you got yourself into with the Cross-Eyed Mary shorts

[Walks_At_Night]

This will help clean up the mess you got yourself into with the Cross-Eyed Mary shorts

Absolutely amazing. That might do it.   

[KSM]

Bart,

Do you think the Artie vs teddy fight was better than the Artie vs Sal & Richard fight? The year of each incident is irrelavant but I believe they both took place in 07. The Teddy fight may be 08.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Do you think the Artie vs teddy fight was better than the Artie vs Sal & Richard fight? The year of each incident is irrelavant but I believe they both took place in 07. The Teddy fight may be 08.

The Teddy fight was more of a cocaine rage situation while the Sal & Richard fight was a master comedian baiting two amateurs.
It was so brutal he reduced them to tears and it still makes me laugh no matter how many ties I hear it.

[KSM]

The Teddy fight was more of a cocaine rage situation while the Sal & Richard fight was a master comedian baiting two amateurs.
It was so brutal he reduced them to tears and it still makes me laugh no matter how many ties I hear it.

The Shuli vs Goodstein baby clothes incident was a good one. A spat with moments of fight. The Artie vs High Pitch Mike was quite memorable as well. "May your first child be a masculine child" LOL That was 08 - 09 I believe.

[Bart Ell]

The Shuli vs Goodstein baby clothes incident was a good one. A spat with moments of fight. The Artie vs High Pitch Mike was quite memorable as well. "May your first child be a masculine child" LOL That was 08 - 09 I believe.

Never enjoyed a single second of Shuli.

Loved every Artie VS Crazy Alice exchange, though.