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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #315 on: March 17, 2023, 01:56:14 PM »
Every time that you post, an angel bursts into flames and takes a litter of puppies with it.
Every time I post you whack it! I feel bad about the puppies though..  :-\
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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #316 on: March 17, 2023, 04:13:50 PM »
Every time that you post, an angel bursts into flames and takes a litter of puppies with it.

I know it can be frustrating and you're still easily agitated, but just keep working through things and you'll be back on solid food before you know it.

It's really for your own good and to keep you safe.  Have you tried the french toast?  I think it's organic.


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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #317 on: March 17, 2023, 04:46:02 PM »
I know it can be frustrating and you're still easily agitated, but just keep working through things and you'll be back on solid food before you know it.

It's really for your own good and to keep you safe.  Have you tried the french toast?  I think it's organic.

I think that you should leave the humour to me, and stick with making your posts --->shorter<---  Each of us does what he is best at.  Teamwork makes the dream work and all that.

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #318 on: March 17, 2023, 04:48:38 PM »
I know it can be frustrating and you're still easily agitated, but just keep working through things and you'll be back on solid food before you know it.

It's really for your own good and to keep you safe.  Have you tried the french toast?  I think it's organic.


You're too kind. The little swish is more than agitated. I'll say more like obsessed. Seriously. He Loves you, and he dreams of me. He is gayer than a room of eight guys blowing nine! Quite comical.
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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #319 on: March 17, 2023, 05:28:11 PM »
You're too kind. The little swish is more than agitated. I'll say more like obsessed. Seriously. He Loves you, and he dreams of me. He is gayer than a room of eight guys blowing nine! Quite comical.

You're as gay as a daisy in May.

You're as gay as a tree full of lavender parakeets.

You're as gay as a pink koala hugging a rainbow.

Gayer, even.

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #320 on: March 17, 2023, 07:17:39 PM »
You're as gay as a daisy in May.

You're as gay as a tree full of lavender parakeets.

You're as gay as a pink koala hugging a rainbow.

Gayer, even.



Ya' see, here's the thing Ham. Can I call you Ham? Thanks. Well, Ham, I've been around these parts long enough that everybody knows I'm a normal guy. Bit of an asshole, yes, but overall a normal good hearted fellow. NORMAL as opposed to an attention starved deviant like you. Your retorts are weak and redundant as every, fucking, thing you say comes from the same predictable place. You're an empty vessel. Your reasons for being here are far different than mine are. I'm a goofball and I like it. You, are an oddity. You are a troll. Nobody likes you and you know it. You are a vomit. I am a happy man - cool and pretty much carefree, but you are not.

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #321 on: March 17, 2023, 10:42:31 PM »
I think that you should leave the humour to me...

This footage is from the day Dumpster was triggered apparently after seeing a family of chimpanzees on TV - he became highly agitated and began shouting that he was Harpo Marx and that the CIA was keeping him off the comedy club circuit.

After the orderlies were finally able to get him contained, thankfully he was able to calm down somewhat after being given a sedative.

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #322 on: March 18, 2023, 03:26:40 AM »
Almost time!

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #323 on: March 18, 2023, 04:36:05 AM »
Almost time!
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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #324 on: March 18, 2023, 09:23:41 AM »
Every time that you post, an angel bursts into flames and takes a litter of puppies with it.

lol, seriously. Can I steal this quote?
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Equality feels like oppression

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #325 on: March 18, 2023, 09:25:34 AM »
You're as gay as a daisy in May.

You're as gay as a tree full of lavender parakeets.

You're as gay as a pink koala hugging a rainbow.

Gayer, even.

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I asked ChatGPT about you yesterday. It replied that 'Philippines', when said with a mouthful of baby batter, sounds remarkably like 'floppy penis' and suggested that you were drawn there for that reason, and it wasn't solely about getting cheap, unfettered access to dirty brown homeless boys. Certainly food for thought.

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #326 on: March 18, 2023, 09:40:29 AM »
I asked ChatGPT about you yesterday. It replied that 'Philippines', when said with a mouthful of baby batter, sounds remarkably like 'floppy penis' and suggested that you were drawn there for that reason, and it wasn't solely about getting cheap, unfettered access to dirty brown homeless boys. Certainly food for thought.

Oh. Look what the Twisted Sister magnet dragged in
When you're accustomed to privilege
Equality feels like oppression

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #327 on: March 18, 2023, 11:31:45 AM »
No more fighting! It's NICE TIME NOW!
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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #328 on: March 18, 2023, 03:14:37 PM »
about getting cheap, unfettered access to dirty brown homeless boys

Dirty?

Based on this output about you, ChatGPT might just be ready for prime time.

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Re: Deprogramming PB
« Reply #329 on: March 18, 2023, 03:15:52 PM »
Oh. Look what the Twisted Sister magnet dragged in

I woke up this morning with an insect bite on my ass.  He's arrived here unannounced, I'm sure of it.