You're as gay as a daisy in May.
You're as gay as a tree full of lavender parakeets.
You're as gay as a pink koala hugging a rainbow.
Gayer, even.
Ya' see, here's the thing Ham. Can I call you Ham? Thanks. Well, Ham, I've been around these parts long enough that everybody knows I'm a normal guy. Bit of an asshole, yes, but overall a normal good hearted fellow. NORMAL as opposed to an attention starved deviant like you. Your retorts are weak and redundant as every, fucking, thing you say comes from the same predictable place. You're an empty vessel. Your reasons for being here are far different than mine are. I'm a goofball and I like it. You, are an oddity. You are a troll. Nobody likes you and you know it. You are a vomit. I am a happy man - cool and pretty much carefree, but you are not.
Hammy on
The price Is Right GOOoo HAM! Eeee...
