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Bart Ell

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3045 on: August 06, 2020, 04:29:26 PM »
Damn Bart.  30 minutes in and I want to open a vein.  Raped as a kid, Sister raped as a kid, fired from the insurance company for being too hot, boyfriend had a 2 inch Uncle Charley, using crack.

She is just getting warmed up.
Colostomy tales still to come!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3046 on: August 06, 2020, 05:08:33 PM »
This is a job for @Walks_At_Night
Watch it all and thank me later.



45 seconds in...  Vocal fry, brain fry.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3047 on: August 06, 2020, 05:27:30 PM »
Dude chops her finger off and they duct tape it back on so she can dance? WTF Bart!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3048 on: August 06, 2020, 05:27:34 PM »
45 seconds in...  Vocal fry, brain fry.

She does porn, were you expecting to hear Alison Fucking Steele?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3049 on: August 06, 2020, 05:36:18 PM »
Dude chops her finger off and they duct tape it back on so she can dance? WTF Bart!

There's no knuckle, @Walks_At_Night , NO KNUCKLE!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3050 on: August 06, 2020, 05:37:12 PM »
There's no knuckle, @Walks_At_Night , NO KNUCKLE!

This is so insane.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3051 on: August 06, 2020, 05:40:21 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3052 on: August 12, 2020, 10:03:00 PM »
I've seen this. Now I can not unsee it. I guess you are in the same stiuation now as well................. 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3053 on: August 15, 2020, 06:30:46 PM »
Ok - so there is a mismatch in physical attractiveness.  True love finds a way!

https://twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1294790000438120448


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3054 on: August 17, 2020, 09:56:10 PM »
She is just getting warmed up.
Colostomy tales still to come!
All right then. There's something to be said for reading the threads backwards when time traveling. Forewarned.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3055 on: August 17, 2020, 09:57:05 PM »
I've seen this. Now I can not unsee it. I guess you are in the same stiuation now as well................. 

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At least it wasn't a dolphin.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3056 on: August 17, 2020, 10:30:38 PM »
Ok - so there is a mismatch in physical attractiveness.  True love finds a way!

https://twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1294790000438120448
The kid from Deliverance has done ok for himself..  :-\

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3057 on: August 17, 2020, 11:29:19 PM »
At least it wasn't a dolphin.

The dolphin, if well-endowed, might get the same reaction.

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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3058 on: August 26, 2020, 10:43:42 AM »
So lovely, I can't stand myself

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3059 on: August 26, 2020, 10:54:26 AM »
So lovely, I can't stand myself

Beautiful. Perfect color.