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APRIL FUNDRAISER - Paying The Bills
« on: March 31, 2021, 05:17:56 PM »
The ELLGAB tradition of giving continues! We will be donating 100% of our April revenue to help Kathy replace her dead Prius.

Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.

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All money donated will go directly to Kathleen as it will be her car.
My girlfriend Kathleen Enfield & I spent $1,300 of our combined stimulus money to repair our 2007 Prius in March after it blew the head gasket last September. Sadly it would not start & we sold it at a huge loss from what we paid for it.
The catalytic converter was stolen while it was parked and that cost is $200 along with the small battery which was $250.
The car would not start because the main battery died & we had no money to replace it.
It cost $800 to replace the head gasket.
Both of us have mobility issues due to injuries and Kathy cannot walk long distances nor can I without great pain.
We are both on SSI and can no longer work due to our injuries.
We have saved up $1,000 and will add the Federal and California stimulus fund to her account when we get it.
However, we want a Prius with low mileage and the touring package because it will be easier on our backs & she has to carry groceries & cat food home on the bus which limits her ability to carry things.
She drives me to medical appointments and the store too.
With the extra stimulus money we will have $3,000 and I will add $500 but I have to redeem coin loans used to help her move when she got evicted for remodeling.
We are seniors and would appreciate any help we can get.


UPDATE:
Ok, had my fun.
Back to our regularly scheduled grift to pay the bills.

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2021, 05:26:30 PM »
Only $4,990 to go!

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2021, 05:29:21 PM »
Will there be a requirement of them acknowledging it on a video? In a diaper?
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2021, 06:45:46 PM »
The ELLGAB tradition of giving continues! We will be donating 100% of our April revenue to help Kathy replace her dead Prius.
Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.

I must have missed THAT post.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2021, 10:47:30 PM »
Is this a joke   ?

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2021, 11:11:34 PM »
Is this a joke   ?

It seems like the ultimate troll.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2021, 05:47:47 AM »
April 1 2021

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2021, 06:27:13 AM »

Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.  ::)

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2021, 07:50:25 AM »
Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation.  ::)

She's not here.
Something is amiss.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2021, 08:00:05 AM »
She's not here.
Something is amiss.

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2021, 08:35:18 AM »
March 31st Bartfoolery?

That's just asking for a lawsuit from Falkie if they don't get the money, er, car.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2021, 09:05:55 AM »
Great! Can I get donations for a Lamborghini next month?

I'd like the Sián FKP 37, because well, I'm special and I'm pretty and it's pretty. It would be wrong to say no.
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2021, 09:30:03 AM »
Great! Can I get donations for a Lamborghini next month?

I'd like the Sián FKP 37, because well, I'm special and I'm pretty and it's pretty. It would be wrong to say no.

Have you destroyed eight [8] Sián Lamborghini's previously?  If not then I don't think Bart is gonna go for it. It is my understanding that it has to be the 9th in a row to be eligible.

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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2021, 09:33:21 AM »
Have you destroyed eight [8] Sián Lamborghini's previously?  If not then I don't think Bart is gonna go for it. It is my understanding that it has to be the 9th in a row to be eligible.

Oh man! There's rules?!?!  >:( :'(
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Re: APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2021, 09:48:26 AM »
Oh man! There's rules?!?!  >:( :'(

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