American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
researchers measured the volume of breast tissue in 11,682 women ages 28 - 30 from 108 different countries.
From the article:
How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
From the article:
How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?
American women have the world’s biggest boobs
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/news/a41466/american-women-apparently-have-the-biggest-boobs-in-the-world/
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course. 8)Perhaps our Samoans skewed the survey results ;). Metron I know a lot of Samoans so don't even try to dramatize this.
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:
Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course. 8)
David Wilcock in a nutshell. This article on his wedding and all the synchronicities, reincarnation, past lives, alien beings who give him messages through Corey Goode and other points that stroke his ego and importance is nauseating.
https://divinecosmos.com/davids-blog/8094-david-wilcock-marriage-announcement-a-happy-life/
Also Wilcock is resigning from Gaia. His resignation email is in typical Wilcock fashion.
I believe he really just wants a bigger piece of the 1.84 million dollars Gaia grosses per month from their 430,000 members.
There is a lot of shadiness and alleged sexual misconduct that have been reported about Gaia this past year as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/
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"With belief in pig-faced women commonplace, unscrupulous showmen exhibited living "pig-faced women" at fairs. These were not genuine women, but shaven bears dressed in women's clothing."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-faced_women
Thanks for posting! That is some crazy stuff. It would appear that there is always such feuds, business disagreements, threats, and drama when it comes to paranormal, UFO, and conspiracy shows and folks! I liked this line: "As they say in Mexico, “No Mas.†"
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]
Maybe years of shooting or jackhammer work or post-Harvey excavation work that you got used to sleeping with loud noise? Howd that happen? I thought those things were loud hammering?
When I worked on an oil derrick and the drilling was slow I would sleep in between the 4 diesel drilling motors because there weren’t any mosquitos there.
It was noisy but I was allowed a set of ear plugs. I have two more on Friday. I will see if this was a one time anomaly.
I once had a place near a main railway station. Thought, at time, how great for quick access to transport, airport, city-center, etc. Then realized. But got used to it. Then coming back to more pastoral area had same problem. You adapt. But it is weird. Now with apps I can have rain (sounds) on during drioughts etc and such.
Hope whatever you need MRI for works out to be nothing...
You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???
It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression. Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated caseâ€. Need “systems approachâ€. Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.†I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.
The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description
1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....
Well, you get the idea.
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]
I have had three mri's for my brain and fell asleep each time. Must be a sign of exceptional intelligence. But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk
My table saw called it a day, today. 11 years of service :-X
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"
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The leaves of the edible regular shrinking violet are tumor shrinkers. People used to make violet candy and put the leaves on salads. The are very alkalinizing. Not the African furry ones of course.
You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???
It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression. Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated caseâ€. Need “systems approachâ€. Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.†I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.
The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description
1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....
Well, you get the idea.
But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk
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It helps if you haven't been drinking all day. :P
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"
You two are troopers, that's for sure. Did you get the doughnut one, or the claustrophobic one that Noory had?
Oh no. That’s exactly like I felt. I was dizzy as all get out and could barely stand up. And this one was without contrast dye.
When I had the CT scan in June it was really short but I almost lost my cookies afterwards because of the contrast dye.
also works on apples.
generally makes a huge mess as well.
For our friend, zeebSmall but mighty!
Small but mighty!
Since you're asking. I was finishing a staircase in a new build house about 65 miles out o' town. One of the other contractors made off with my heavy duty extension cord the previous day which was very convenient as it was their last day and I was literally the last guy to finish up on that job on the following day, today. I was left with no choice but to use a light duty cord as that was all that was available.. after all I only had three stair nosings to cut as well as a reducer strip. Either way, the smell of bad electricity billowed out of my saw engine as it said, so long pal. in all the job sites I've been on I've not stolen so much as a pencil but this is sure to learn me not to leave ANYTHING behind for the next day.Just maintain a little collaterol, lol, only kidding... I think...
I have two backup wheeled Rigid T-saws still in the box. Coz I can write them off :)
Indeed! Happy FridayHere's to a great weekend!
Here's to a great weekend!
How adorable is Peter Sagan? I end up with a major crush on him every July. Here he is describing his win on the cobblestones this spring. And some pics from today's TDF stage on the dreaded aforementioned cobblestones. Rest day tomorrow then the Alps starting Tuesday 8)
so dreamy ...
I detest Mark Cavanaugh. And the jerks on his lead out team
Remember last year when that little cheater tried to elbow Sagan out of the way going up to the line, crashed, and had Sagan thrown out of the Tour? Awful. Typical of that little prick.
Asked about it the other day, Sagan just laughed it off and said he was glad to be back in the Tour this year. I like him too, I wish he'd train to be a GC guy for some team and not just go for sprints and stage wins
... Cavanaugh is now a has-been...
I detest Mark Cavanaugh. ...
Cavanaugh is now a has-been. ...
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property. I don't want to go to jail.
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property. I don't want to go to jail.
No "castle doctrine" or at least "stand your ground" laws there? Or just police or security guards? Or a nice big dog?
Be careful, "Foodlion" disappeared, from BG at least, after posting messages about trespassers and what to do....
Karma UP+
...esp. for starting the NFL thread... :)
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
Well since BG is unsold and the ISO hasn't been released I can't quote verbatim. But Foodlion had bought a rural property in Kentucky was growing food etc and going off-grid, sorta, but "methheads" were trespassing and stealing stuff and the local PD was, apparently, "corrupt" or at least too busy to come out and help. He was seeking ways to stop or record so he could report. Of course, many ideas of BGers were mentioned, including some that would be illegal (like shotgun traps, pitfalls,etc.) And legal like motion operated lights, cams etc. I suggested bear traps like used in oil&gas fields etc (essentially a shotgun trip-wire but not shooting the person but a big 'bang' that scares away, though I admittedly was unsure of legality for use on methheads. Then he disappeared. (Hopefully from BG only.) I think a dog is good idea, and legal. Even a small one if barks sometimes can be. And now motion operated lights and even cams are cheap. Basically you just want them to go somewhere else, at this point in some areas, not even catch. Generally, criminals are lazy. (I say generally because there are cases in which crazy work is done for meth- like stealing live power lines, manhole covers, and even RR tracks to sell for scrap! A lot of work! For not that much return, considering!)
So essentially YOU scared Foodlion away. ;D I kid. ;)
My Mom is in the city proper and even though it's a nice little area, with a diverse group of people that actually coexist, it is surrounded by subsidized public housing and the new "renovations" they've done to the west corridor seem to be made to accommodate all the Hispanic people that are moving in by the droves. Nearly every property has been purchased by anybody 'not white' since the city put out bonds, etc, for development. YES...THAT may sound racist of me but it's the truth. There were other bids and it seems it was rigged to have minorities get it. Regardless, I don't care unless the neighborhood doesn't improve. It hasn't. :-\
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
September 02, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »
Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.
I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.
Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?
Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
She needs to move.
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
Where did he live?That's a detail I don't recall, and regrettably it's an important one. @albrecht has a great memory, so he's probably right about Kentucky.
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
You're the best, wr250! :-*yw.
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
What the? :o
First thing I clicked was an 'Old Greg' avatar I once used. LOL!
Thunderstorms just rolled in. Even though I have the AC on, the window is open and the drapes are blowing parallel to the floor. The sound and feel is very comforting. :)Scoot over! I'm coming in!
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Scoot over! I'm coming in!
Canning. I want to get into canning.I’ve always wondered why it’s not called bottling.
Well C'mon!!! :D;)
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.I think the no trespassing signs make it easier for the cops to make the people leave. When I've reported trespassing, that's the first recommendation. Not because it does any good, but because then the cops can tell the trespassers that they were warned.
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
Karma: ∞
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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I was doing laundry and was watching the last hour of today's Tour de France stage on a super steep finale. And what do my eyes behold? Painted on road about halfway up the nasty climb was, "GRAVITY SUCKS"
GS, êtes-vous à Mende aujourd'hui?
Oui oui!
'Stand your ground' is in effect. However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless. The police don't answer those calls. Why? I don't know. That's what the cop told my Mom.
I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path. ;)
here is your answer:
when they trespass again, call the police. when the police say "we dont respond to those calls" say "thats ok i have a shotgun" and hang up. the cops will arrive shortly.
be sure to not have any long or short guns and when they ask "why did you say you had a gun" answer "i thought you didnt respond to trespass calls"
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.
Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.
I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?
Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?
I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much. :P
If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.
Hi! 😃
Karma: ∞
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much. :P
Hi! 😃LOL
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead. ;D
It is quite the collector’s item. You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead. ;D
... people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet...
What's your IQ elsewhere?
The latest one told me cologne would kill me
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property. I don't want to go to jail.
Went out for breakfast this morning. There were little crunchy eggshell bits in my scrambled eggs. Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings.Those are good for you.
#Gag reflex
Karma: ∞Hi, Karma, sweet kitty. Have a nice day!
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
Wow. Not sure how that happened. ;D
Problem solved.
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It happens every once in a while and has been doing so since I was a kid. Now is one of those times. :-[ No reason to worry though. It usually passes in about a half hour.
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D
What a knowing expression on Karma's sweet face.Monalisa Karma :).
Monalisa Karma :) .
:P
Bell’s Palsy?
You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D
Ahh I can't find my avatar anymore. I had this creepy creature that looked exactly like Noory, it came from a book and I can't remember what it was :'(
This one, George carrying a baby Tommee?
IT IS. Thank you so much !
Anyone else notice since the zoo has been created that their karma isn't going down anymore? I'm beginning to think that a lot of the giving people negative karma as soon as they joined might have been tied to those in the zoo. To quote someone else on the board, I could be wrong though.
I’ve been smited. Or is it smit? Or smitten?
What is this 'zoo' you speak of?The thread where people go in to detention and are allowed visitors.
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You were smited, and I hear 'ya. I was up to plus two! But my Deer Bart thread in the random topics has cost me, leveled me out. :'(I liked your Deer Bart thread!
Monalisa Karma :).MeowaLisa Karma!
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Straws suck!They come in very handy during dental problems...
https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/ (https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/)
They come in very handy during dental problems...
Everything I drop is landing gross side down the last couple weeks. Lucky streak has ended.
Stop dropping things. :DThe reacher needs to be used ::).
Glad I could help. ;) ;D
Was in Norfolk over the weekend. Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval baseDid they have a talk with the suspicious character taking pictures from across the water? ;)
to scope things out. He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
Was in Norfolk over the weekend. Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval baseI don't know where you call home, but I'm assuming you walked all night to get to Norfolk? ;D
to scope things out. He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
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we are the knights who say "halp i iz burnin"Ni !
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It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC. The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.Is there a Starbucks nearby? You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)
I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
Is there a Starbucks nearby? You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC. The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.
I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC. The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.
I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.Hospitals usually have alcoves and a cafeteria. And the ER waiting room is 24/7.
I wish somebody would start a BBQ tips thread.Don't wish your life away...
Don't wish your life away...Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..
Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..:P The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.
:P :P The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.
Apparently there is no more "annoying" thread at EG so I will post here:I think the socially acceptable thing to do now is to make a tweet assault on Alex, screaming and calling him vile names. I don’t twit, so I don’t know for sure.
2) On todays Jeopardy! an answer incorrectly mentioned some inventor of "fidgets." I hope Alex corrects this in the future show to point out that Mr.Fidget is the inventor, as can be verified by listening to old Art Bell C2C shows.
Unverified but it would appear the Chinese, either the government or the uber-rich oligarchs and 'capitalists', are stealing art, or stealing their stolen art back; depending on one's perspective.
"“We will never give up, we will never stop—no matter the effort. We need [the Chinese] people to see that everything that belonged to us is coming back.â€
https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist
i dont twitter or facebook, to the annoyance of some; glad to see someone else that doesnt either.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€
I can breathe easier now.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€
I can breathe easier now.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€Maybe this is really "GIF."
I can breathe easier now.
Maybe this is really "GIF."
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Jif is, in fact, my favorite peanut butter.
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.†He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.â€Brings this into question. Giffy Pop!
I can breathe easier now.
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I can breathe easier now.
Maybe this is really "GIF."Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now? I did, and was shocked. How did they get my email address? Bart where are you?
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Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now? I did, and was shocked. How did they get my email address? Bart where are you?
Did you get an ad for an epi pen?Yes! The last couple days, though, ads are definitely based on my web searches.
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.
So the internet was going crazy yesterday over a "youtube celebrity" boxing fight that was on youtube for $10 over a white youtube guy that's an idiot and a black youtube guy that I never heard of. It ended up in a draw and people suspect something might not have been on the up and up.... Naaaaaa ::)
Yesterday I felt a little worse for myself in even knowing this existed :-\
@GravitySucks
Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks" twice in a minute. You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL - thanks for the heads up. If I ever pass his table on the way to the restroom I will have to thank him.
Don't forget to cock that leg................::)
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An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.So cool!
out of the ordinary random, stupid things on my mind.LOL. That wouldn't work with a Jewish nose.
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::)You're on a real eye roll tear lately.
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.
Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.
BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.
God bless you.
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th gradeAright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!
Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P
No, I'm not seeking to control you, but it is a rather shitty way to put people down
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.No wonder you're such a sour-puss. ;)
I use to really like Skippy :) But now, not so much. Jif is real good but Kraft smooth and creamy is really nice too.Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter. :)
@GravitySucks+1
Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks" twice in a minute. You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this why new machines don't come with them and you have to hard power-down on a system freeze or when you can't cut the connection ?solution: unplug the network cable.
I assume the swelling will recede inside a week? Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsSsB_1536091941
I have an urge to drink ranch dressing. Not kidding.It has buttermilk in it, which has enzymes.
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bet i'm going to regret emailing that to a few of my fans.
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.Thank you. You, too. I moved. I never use litter boxes. I use piddle pads. There are two piddle pad stations in my room and one in my bathroom. I use disposible pads as well as re-usable, washable pads. Solids go down the toilet - I am convinced that Solid Waste can filter the bacteria, although the topic is debatable to some people. I love using piddle pads. I never have to carry heavy boxes of litter in, or out, ever. There is no dust, no tracking, no build-up and everything is pristine clean two or three times per day.
Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.
BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.
God bless you.
Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter. :)Yes, home ground nut butter is much healthier because it is not homogenized, according to some people. Some health food departments have a grinder, and they provide little containers. The price is cheaper than some prepared brands. BTW, almond butter is half as easy on your kidneys as peanut butter, but I eat whichever.
Edit: The coconut oil gives it a really good flavor mixed w/ the peanuts - but only use a little bit (about a teaspoon.)
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!I love this pic!!!
Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P
Editing to say that I need your spite. Now be a dear would ya please.
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th gradeOrdinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people. Not nice.
Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.
i created an account on https://mastodon.social . we will see how that goes.Sellout.
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.i can haz a social media.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
i can haz a social media.no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.
https://mastodon.social/ (https://mastodon.social/)@wr250
that is your website ? :)
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.Your supervisor probably won't approve it, but quilts, double panes, or acoustic panels really help. How awful.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
Sellout.heh
no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.
thanks.. i'll check it out :)
Painting trim blows.................
Will she even notice? Will she complain that you didn't clean the grout in the kitchen or around the toilets?
Go to Sonic, 1/2 price shakes!
Painting trim blows.................Yep.
Ordinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people. Not nice.
The people I just moved away from were vile. Utterly vile. Here is an example: The head of household, in her sixties, thinks it's cool to brag about the following incident. She used to walk her little dog in a neighbor's yard, where it did its business. She never cleaned it up. One day, the neighbor asked her to clean it up. She raged at him and is still very proud of scaring him back into his home, to this day. End of story. That is what she is proud of in life.
There is an official lack of affordable housing. I was truly lucky to be there. She, her family and their associates were liars, hypocrites, thieves, potheads, alcoholics, ragers, domestically violent, bullies, manipulators, filthy dirty, selfish, myopic, hardened, callous, disgusting, unsafe, unsanitary, diseased (two couch surfers), enablers to hard drug users (couch surfers), negligent, derelict, and drove drunk. I forgive anyone who uses the word retard to describe any of them, because finding the right word would be too overwhelming. I guess the right word would be sickos, but does that insult people who really are ill?
How gracious of you, on behalf of people with Mental Retardation who have actually suffered that term, to forgive those who use retard as a pejorative to describe undesirable characteristics like criminality and general indecency (btw, I have some sins of my own that need pardoning if you have the time). However, ksm was describing someone he actually believed to have some type of Developmental delay, so, yes, "not nice", I guess.As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them? Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak. And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player. Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff
Don't get me wrong. I know ksm stirs the pot and I like to play along. Also, to the extent that he ikes to point out that too often the most strident among us insincerely use language just to elevate themselves above others or win an argument...let's just say that I either see where he is coming from or am giving him too much credit
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them? Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak. And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player. Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff
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Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will. Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
It was a very interesting interview. Elon is quite the odd guy with regards to communicating. Very slow and methodical.smoke is very hard on microphones ...
A few nuggets of future tech were dropped. Neurolink info within 6 months or so.
Also subjects such as underground tunnels, Tesla car hidden Easter eggs, simulation hypothesis and well they were both drinking whiskey throughout and then Joe lit up a cone ;D
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hahahah f'n cnbc.
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smoke is very hard on microphones ...
I need to get some plums.
Are ya' plum outta 'em?
I need to get some plums.
Wow, you kissed me back.
p.s.s.s. :-*
Uriah Heep has a new album out - wtf?Really /
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+1 my friend.
Really /pm
Don't Bogart that shit - drop the linkj ;) ;D
Wow, you kissed me back.
You Fucker... WTH ???Check PMs
Jesus H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst
You always had fairly decent posts.
You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell ? ?
Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ? - It's the exact opposite.) ;)
Nice post. ;)
Heh, heh, heh. ;)
You Fucker... WTH ???
Jesus H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst
You always had fairly decent posts.
You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell ? ?
Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ? - It's the exact opposite.) ;)
Nice post. ;)
Heh, heh, heh. ;)
I have yet to find a suitable head of cabbage at several of the grocer's in the area. It shouldn't be this hard. It's cabbage.
during my first patrol in a combat zone the magazine to my M4 fell out of my weapon. oops. :-[
HOF material right there.
i ooze excellence. 8)
There's nothing like a HOF'er to make women go wild :) :-* :-*
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i ooze excellence. 8)
I read that they are back in production. I need to get my hands on some of these:
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I guess they saw how much business LaCroix was doing. Especially among recovering alcoholics.
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I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.Oh, no! Just blow them both off and go get a massage!
Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.
Can I note my DNR request here too?
Filled up our lives with music.I think you've earned a mic drop with that one ;)
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Simple trick to add horse power to your car?
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Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed. This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier. I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated. The dirt all over me has turned to mud.
I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch. She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am. She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"
Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................
I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.
Kielbasa & Kraut?
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed. This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier. I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated. The dirt all over me has turned to mud.
I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch. She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am. She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"
Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................
Oh, no! Just blow them both off and go get a massage!
@sean92008 Well it would seem that you have been there and done that. :)
She's called an audible. The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her . She feels it is time to eat it up. Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.
For Whom the Bell Tolls? It Tolls for WAN. :'(
Humm... That's an interesting turn. What is she eating?
What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?
I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.
@sean92008 Well it would seem that you have been there and done that. :)
She's called an audible. The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her . She feels it is time to eat it up. Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.
For Whom the Bell Tolls? It Tolls for WAN. :'(
Evolution of a marriage...
Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage
Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.
5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap
10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.
15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you. They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.
20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens. Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.
She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think. Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.
Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.
Is she Scottish or Asian? Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman.
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Scotts... Er, well, once is enough.That's what I say about redheads.
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman.
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Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman...
Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?Growing up, my mom was like that. She still is. Dad had to hide cans of sardines in the garage and chocolate bars in his glove box. He finally completely took over the grocery shopping and most of the cooking in their 15th year of marriage, poor guy. To this day, just in case, I try to keep a locking cosmetic case stocked with tasty, non-perishable things like Vienna sausages, a hermetic Dinty Moore with beef, carrots and potatoes, latte in a jar, pepperoni, antipasto in a jar, a chocolate bar, dried fruit like dates/figs, nut mix, wasabi peas, and waxed cheese.
I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄::)
i hate this gay earth.
Guys, it’s me, Depression. Why are you all ignoring me? I am way more hard working and real than that lazy motherfucker happiness…
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them? Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak. And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player. Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuffYes, yes, yes and yes. But after the dog was "no longer with us (the shelter)" , I switched to rescues instead of walking deathrow.
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Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will. Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
When you catch a cramp hovering (2:10ish)Snap Lock Twist ... ROFL.
You eUKs have no justification in commenting on we colonials’ tackiness.It's awful anyone goes that young. Hopefully, she had a big smile when she requested that. I hope it wasn't motivated by an overwhelming addiction.
Bought a truck tent, these things are pretty good. They come in camo and a blue and white pattern but those were sold out so we went duck dynasty. Feel like I gotta shoot something now ;DI like it. Never used one but could see good. Do you block up truck, save shocks, suspension, etc when using like RV or 5th wheel, when tailgate or camping or not heavy enough to worry? And need good mattress I would think. Up there especially I wonder how the tent seals rain out. Camo was a good option, though, might also make local hunters or PDs like you have something to hide (meth lab, poaching, grow labs etc....) I noticed up there the hunting regulation book had messages about reporting such!
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............
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https://fox8.com/2018/09/28/ohio-police-body-in-bag-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/
Anyone you know?
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............Just like the real thing.
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https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/)"Little is known of Rita except that she was a keen traveller and had friends in Germany. She also loved her phone."
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the Apache attack helicopter & A-10 Warthog saved our squad multiple times in Iraq. hellfire missiles are neat.The A-10 is magnificent. Just don't be on the wrong end of the gatling gun, unless you want to be vaporized.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
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What ever happened to Robert Townsend? I liked Hollywood Shuffle.
I was feeling bad for the late arrival off in the back. Poor thing didn't get as much as the others!
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."
He makes sure they all get some food and fatten up real good for their version of a hibernation.
If the winter weather warms, even for a day or so, some wake up and eat more food and then return back to their dens to sleep again.
He's a retired Canadian police officer, in eastern province of Nova Scotia, whose wife told him before she died to make sure he continues taking care of the raccoons and he's been doing it for over 18 years now.
It is amazing to see him interact with them.
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What ever happened to Robert Townsend? I liked Hollywood Shuffle.
I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."
@yorkshire pud knows a guy.
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.
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It is amazing to see him interact with them.
Smited four times in the last three days without even posting. At least announce yourself when maliciously smiting.It wasn't me. But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting. Better late than never.
Cowards
Fuck I hate arabs. The entire lot of em'. Garbage people.I guess you aren't Arab. Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?
I guess you aren't Arab. Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?
The Arab League includes Algeria, Bahrain, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, the Palestine Liberation Organization, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen. Note the absent country: Iran.Oct 3, 2001
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2001/10/is_iran_an_arab_country.html
Somalis are totally different than Algerians and both are totally different than Moroccans and all are totally different than Egyptians.
I've known a lot of Arabs. I don't agree with them about everything, especially gender roles and head games/revenge. But, they are very clean people, neat freaks. Not garbage-y.
It wasn't me. But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting. Better late than never.I don't care if YOU smite me. Sometimes I'm a random asshole in your direction. But I think we're past smiting each other and I would tell you if I did so. When Christmas comes around I'll send you a "Merry Christmas" PM and I'll be sincere and if Sumthinz plays her cards right I'll send her one as well 8). You'll notice I say Christmas with a capitol C and I know you're fine with that :)
Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?
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Is that Art? Ears look familiar. Manboobs do too.
Sounds horrible.
https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-refunds-passengers-after-1300-men-took-over-and-turned-it-giant-1148493
Lazy ass reporters write an article about a Royal Caribbean cruise ship and use a picture of a Carnival ship.
Then again, what's the diff
Count me in as well.
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN†and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right? I had to do that today.Ha. Yes. But, strangely, more times I've gone into the correct restroom and thought I went into the wrong one because women were in it. Usually at crowded concerts and girls decide to use the men's room due to overcrowding or lines for the women's. Or maybe they were in there for a quick assignation, do drugs, or something.
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN†and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right? I had to do that today.
Girlfriend's list of 22 rules for boyfriend
The rules are:
You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h--d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princessâ€
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.
Today she’s a “credible†professor of psychology.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list)
Today she’s a “credible†professor of psychology.
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros backed antiAmerican subversives to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause. On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.
One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.+45
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by GeorgeFIFYSorosSenda backed antiAmericansubversivesgrifters to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause. On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
... On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
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LOL!!! At least there is corn to eat until Thursday comes.
What if White Crow narfs all the corn though?
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal! ;)
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal! ;)
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal! ;)visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Can you elaborate, I fail to see evidence of a ''pissing contest'' from either of them
im posting on BellGab.have fun.
im posting on BellGab.
but i miss you here, Groyper .. :( @Richard Groyper
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we’ll see. i make no promises though.
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time. akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.
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Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time. akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.Indeed and the boxes look more comfortable than the ones normal used for poo. And the burning would be spectacular. But apparently only sold in College Park, MD? >:(
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Gary Gilmore was the inspiration for Nike's "just do it."
Thankfully it wasn't Gary GlitterHe should have been a priest.
Thankfully it wasn't Gary GlitterSickos the lot of them.
I was always taught to lift with my legs.
First we get this TV inside and then we sword fight.
I was always taught to lift with my legs.they are using the schwartz...
......
http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago. She looks pretty good if that is really her age. She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
She was in her 20s when the czar was overthrown
She was 7 when the czar was crowned. LOL. Horses were the common mode of transportation. It's gotta be hell being that age and obviously somewhat infirm.
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago. She looks pretty good if that is really her age. She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.Dailymail been purported her for seveal years. Usually under "I HATE MY LIFE" or some such. Maybe true but the documents from the areas, changed by wars, lacking provance, etc? I don't trust the story. Maybe but, get soms better evidence. If true? I wish she would be given whatever she wants and make her happy!
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
I wonder if she prefers an iPhone or an android. Probably uses a windows phone.
She seems a bit old fashioned, I'm guessing a flip phone
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago. She looks pretty good if that is really her age. She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.With a great granddaughter who is 15 years old... Something doesn't add up.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?That movie is all like old and stuff.
Who keeps coming up with stupid names for these online businesses that don't tell you a thing about what they do with crappy meaningless graphics? my made up examples: (Bingabudu, Dummingly)Blingabudu.com seems to be available.
Complete with graphics!
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?
~*~* Spoiler alert!! ~*~*
"There is a Chinese bootleg version of The Last Jedi, and its subtitles may be better than the actual film."
http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles (http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles)
just too too funny. I would like to buy this bootleg version. However it may not play on my USA Dvd player.Usually the ones you get at Chinese markets etc are region free. But also your laptop might be able to play depending on your software and certain DVD players especially Philips will play 'all regions.' When dvd was first coming out I bought a bootleg "Cannonball Run" from some seller in Kawloon. It might have been DIVX on a cd-rom even? Regardless, the English subtitles option were hilarious. Obvious translated to English from Chinese. Very bizarre and funny.
Maybe they're #legacysquatting. 😀Ha! They are!
I wonder if @DynamoHum can go andsteallook at this exhibition and tell me all about it! :D
https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/ (https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/)
You know funnily enough one of my friends is a lecturer at Oxford about Tolkien and has written several books about him .. John Garthsteal it
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
Noooo! Noooo!
(Bonus: Mr. Spookcats reaction: *laughing* "that seems like a Halloween thing, not a Christmas thing.")
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
Do tell him I enjoyed Tolkien and the Great War please! >^^<
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhereit needs to wrapped in some salty bacon , to keep the evil spirits at bay.
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.Looks like something that would hold sNoory’s interest.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?Ha
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
RGB showerhead (https://www.woot.com/offers/color-changing-led-handheld-shower-head?utm_campaign=Daily+Digest+30+10+18&ref=eml&utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_medium=email&utm_term=a_1&utm_content=Rec-Template&ref_=pe_3185080_370360930). why, just why.So you can turn your mundane shower while soaping up or shampooing into an Ibiza-style foam-party at a club!
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?
One of the more bizarre things I've seen. Some funny and weird satire/rants going on here. Alex Jones dressed up as a "gay frog" for Halloween to rant against political foes and against Atrazine and other pesticides.
https://www.infowars.com/live-gay-frog-invade-infowars-trump-defends-us-border-banned-midterm-broadcast/
Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...
Just wondering - if Blackface and Whiteface got somebody fired. how come Trump gets away with Orangeface? (Think of all the offended Satsumas out there.)
And by the way, don't you think a billionaire could afford a better Tan in a Can?
:o
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Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...
:o
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Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Re: orangey tans. I don't understand it, but some successful people like for some reason. Boehner, Trump, Ralph Lauren, and, of course George Hamilton who has done it for decades and has become almost a trademark. I didn't mention women simply because it happens all the time and Hollywood "stars" are always doing crazy fashion and skin choices.
But I challenge even the most demented Hollywood type to beat the bizarreness of Alex's "gay frog" broadcast.
Orangey is probably the result of our Caucasianality. One time I ended up looking like a mandarin with brown feet. Decided then that I should stay the way nature made me, white as a nerd's crew socks.Yeah, I think at least they aren't using tanning beds or laying out in the sun. I think those Hollywood and rich folks are using some kind of chemical concoction, Not sure why folks need to feel to tan. White guilt? Haha. No politics. I knew a gal who had to get an operation to get rid of some skin cancer in her 20's, technically you can't "prove" but she worked at and used tanning beds a lot. It is bizarre. Sun is good within limits for Vitamin D but otherwise, cover up and wear a hat if you are white and outside a lot. Now I think people are starting to recognize that tanning salons have dangers.
Don't forget your protective glasses when taking a hit from the laser bong!
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvqdbq/watch-this-guy-take-a-hit-with-a-dollar2400-laser-bong
WTF 14?You're not exactly a brain in a bottle yerself.
You make no sense whatsoever. ???
Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.Were they bad?
Were they bad?They couldn't have been this bad. A PM I received from a member of my old board.. He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this.. he always had great avatars.
Dennis Hof, the brothel owner running for state assembly as the "Trump from Pahrump" and who died a few weeks ago, won his election.Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.
https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062 (https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062)
WTF 14?I am Ellumined!
You make no sense whatsoever. ???
I am Ellumined!I don't like the bird. Please go back to kittens and cats. God bless
Which would taste better, do you think?I would've gone with a biscuit rather than the English muffin, though admittedly they are more crumbly. Aside from the BBQ sauce, which one could add, the "Texas McMuffin" is the standard "Sausage Egg McMuffin" at McD's here. And the Idaho one is adding a "hashbrown" to the basic McD's "Sausage Egg McMuffin." I have to admit breakfast items are the only reason I go to McD's sometimes, especially as "breakfast all day" now policy. Burgerwise there are better places even at same price-point.
https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
Which would taste better, do you think?@Spookcat The one on the right has more albeit artificial mechanically deboned lamb, beef, and or mutton or cat n' dog protein than the concoction on the left so for that reason I go with, IT, on the right.
https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.I think a member of the forum should sleep with bigfoot, see whether or not he's all that. And please no jokes about my wife's dawgs. ;D
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/election-results-2018-denver-riggleman-wins-bigfoot-erotica-virginia/1914117002/
I must go...Magic 8 ball says you're going! I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.
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Magic 8 ball says you're going! I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.
I must go...Oh yeah! Getting pre-sale*. Also Megadeth and Ozzy coming but, frankly, Ozzy is pretty weak these past tours. Can barely mumble songs, forgets lyrics, etc I hear.
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My only problem with Iron Maiden is their boring setlist the past few tours. Get some of those songs out of there FFS and mix it up a bit. Also, too much material from the 2000s.
Bruce sounds fine on YouTube, but the setlists would put me to sleep.
I only saw them once/way late, in 2005 but got lucky with them playing material from only their first 4 albums, which are really the only ones I ever listened to with the exception of SSoSS although I still hate CIPWM and will never listen to that song.
Paul Di'Anno looks and sounds like shit these days. He has to be wheeled out on stage in a wheel chair. About 5 years ago while playing a dive bar just before he started using wheelchairs full-time, one of the audience members said "Bruce Dickinson". Bad idea because Paul went on a rant and called Bruce an opera-singing FGT. Paul is obviously playing for beer and is obviously grumpy and probably unbuzzed. He is nearing 300lbs by this point too.
The first 2 albums with Di'Anno were awesome, Killers is one of my favorite hard rock albums by any band. But the guy has made poor life decisions since day one which caused him to get the boot from the band, and he has consistently failed in life ever since. He can't blame Bruce for that.
Bruce has built a small empire, the band flies in their own jet which is piloted by him. I know Harris owns the band, but in general Maiden are boss of their own machine. They have more integrity than many other bands from their time. I just wish they have a better setlist and also get rid of that ballerina dancing Janick Gers who doesn't even have his guitar plugged in.
Tickets are too much now and the good ones are usually gone before they go on sale. It's too hard to see bands in Areas or Amphitheaters these days and not get stuck in a seat. I think last time Maiden played here Tickets were not even available unless you belonged to a particular CC or financial institution. And they were way overpriced anyways.
Lucinda Williams is playing in 2 nights, I would go to that but I am too god damn busy.
Better than trailer park boys.
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings. They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings. They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI
Stan Lee died because of this.
I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI
This is a town near meWay to stay with today's anal theme. Bun throwing. lol
https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
This is a town near meThat is pretty weak: "(This year we saw the introduction of an ingredients list so that there was no problems with the modern problem of allergies.)"
https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html (http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html)
Virtual tour from TEPCO around Japan's Fukishima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.
They couldn't have been this bad. A PM I received from a member of my old board.. He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this.. he always had great avatars.He probably shouldn't drink and surf!
He probably shouldn't drink and surf!I think he's dead now. Leaving his wife very wealthy and very happy.
Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!
North Sentinel IslandSeems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=279861729031
Seems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46313965
Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?
Does not seem like they would be welcoming to a very special episode of Geraldo. They are not very friendly.Well, Ol' Jerry could undo some button on his shirt, wear some chains, and promise a great expose' only to find these vicious natives' lair empty....and boast and rant about something.
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Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!
PS that's not the real Paul! ;)
May you all be amused by this.
https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160 (https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160)
Wow.
Wedding photographer screws a member of the wedding, yells at the wedding guests, urinates on a tree, gets caught by cops with Xanax in her pockets, and then threatens to kill the arresting officer's family and daughters will be dead "by Christmas."
https://news--site.com/2018/11/27/a-wedding-photographer-was-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-guest-and-urinating-on-a-tree-at-the-venue/
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/sheriff-wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-guest-urinated-on-tree/287-617863938
Oh, I swear if I wasn't married.. ;DIt was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....
It was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....
;D
Hear about the Florida Family Dollar fart kerfluffle? After loudly ripping one in line, a lovely paragon of feminine delicacy pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" the guy next to her who complained.
It's Dollar Tree for me now, folks. :o
There's a new rule about eating the canned fish tacos before leaving the store.
But can we still shuck the corn in-store?At at least one grocery here you can. And they have another barrel next the one with corn for you to do so.
Idk who it is but College Gameday has some black guy with braces, dredlocks, strange sunglasses, lots of gold bling, and some kind of tie-dyed shirt giving game predictions. It is bizarre Corso is patting him on back and is very animated about him. It is weird. I have on mute because listening to radio pre-game. But every so often the black dude, apparently, gives some kind of commentary but otherwise looks dazed and stoned and sort of just sits there as others talk.
Was he smoking a Newport?Not on camera. He reminded me of the "brothers" who get on tv in the Superbowl when Murray's version of Hunter S Thompson gives them his tickets and press pass in exchange for a hat and a bottle of bagged wine in "Where The Buffalo Roam" but less animated.
When it takes 10.48 years for a hybrid's fuel savings to save the extra money spent to get a hybrid. Not to even count the higher insurance rates...
Eh, nevermind.
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.
I think California warranties are 10-year/150k miles...I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
Yeah, all those safety features aside, fuck hybrids. The carbon footprint isn't that good anyway.
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1069111211080523776
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.Close up, especially when walking near a cold engine starting, the electric car sure makes a difference in breathing with asthma.
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.Very expensive.
;DAdorable!
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
So I've taken up an interest in Cults as of late. I have been listening to Cults on Parcast (https://www.parcast.com/cults/) The show is highly scripted and reasonably researched, the hosts have solid voices and delivery but over all it is just sort of meh. No spontaneity, no personality, no umpf.
I then found this offering called Can We Cult and picked out a show about a Satanic Temple Cult. Should be a slam dunk but negative! Imagine two Valley Girls trying to do an Anna Nicole Smith impression. It's pretty horrid:
https://soundcloud.com/user-703925469/episode-35-a-million-dolhairs-the-satanic-temple-the-freedomites
Edit: 17 minutes in and they still haven't started the show. One of the hosts twitter feed is @dicksandvodka I feel my brain cells dying. :P
25 minutes in and still no sign of anything cult related.
@Walks_At_Night
I never heard of this dude but he gave a pretty good run-down of the various cult/agency/nutso/serialkiller/childabuse stuff in the 70's and 80's and, apparently, is going now.
Sub $3 a gallon here, barely.Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists. They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods. No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.
Problem is that the tech is loaded in electric and hybrid vehicles, not the gas models that I was looking at. I felt compelled to get one of them because of the safety and automation.
Only $300 savings in gas annually over the car it's replacing. ☹ï¸
Well thanks. I'll check it out after Malliard. That other debacle might have been the worst podcast that ever was, ever is or ever could be.
Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists. They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods. No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...
In an interesting development, I have learned that Morg! goes absolutely berserk when this Zombies tune is played:
and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design. When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something. And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars. They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design. When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something. And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars. They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
Were you listening to SiriusXM this morning? They played that about an hour ago on Classic Vinyl.
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design. When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something. And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars. They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.as a motorcycle rider I am convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
as a motorcycle rider I am convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
as a motorcycle rider I am convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn goingI always wear a reflective safety vest when I’m on my bike. I know there are still idiots out there who won’t see me, but I have to still do everything I can in order to be seen on the road.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
Loud pipes save lives.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud.
It amuses me that in Florida, accident investigators are required to check off a box that says whether the motorcycle rider was wearing a helmet. A helmet is not required in the state. I saw a report of a fatal crash involving two 18-wheelers that pinned a motorcycle between them. The investigator had dutifully checked the box saying no helmet though a helmet would not have prevented the death. I’m sure it’s in a database somewhere that will be used to argue for a return to mandatory helmet laws.helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.
saw someone today with "earings" very similar to theseI like ear wraps, although more rounded. Not everyone does well with piercings, so wraps are a nice alternative.
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I saw someone yesterday who had her grandmother’s big, gaudy wedding ring made into a nose ring. I expect her nose to be at neck level in a couple of years.
well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud. helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.The funny thing is, most municipalities already ban noisy vehicles. But no one enforces it.
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...
https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...Yeah, downright quirky. Good questions, but peculiar scenarios. Like, I don't recall a rose as part of the Garden of Eden story.
https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Fox
Bass player for The Runaways is on Jeopardy! now. Alex didn't seem to know who they were and didn't seem impressed!
Hello!
Somehow, some way, scooters have multiplied across town and you see them, usually abandoned, everywhere. I'm not sure if any of these companies are making money or how/why they are legal for road use but I see this funny story about them. Campus PD always has some interesting/funny stuff.
"12/12/2018, 3:06 am, 309 East 21st Street (San Jacinto Residence Hall).
Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UTPD was dispatched to a medical emergency regarding a student who operated, and crashed, a Lime Rental Scooter while intoxicated on alcohol. UTPD caught up with the student in a bathroom, with a bloody face and nose. Officers attempted to talk to the student, but were met only with snoring, as the man was somehow asleep while lying on a bathroom sink. Austin / Travis County EMS arrived and also began trying to wake up the foggy student. The intoxicated student told medics he thought he was in Port Arthur. As the investigation continued, Officers learned the student was only 19 years old. Because a friend called 911, the student received no charges whatsoever, despite some very poor decisions about his safety. The student was transported to the hospital for both his facial injuries from the scooter, and due to the high degree of alcohol intoxication."
https://twitter.com/UTAustinPolice/status/1075501964681773059
Ah yes. The motorized scooter. Known as "Liquorcycles" here in N.C. Seems like the dude above took that to heart and didn't even wait for the DUI.I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.
Anyone know of a good digital photo frame?
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal?...
Hi all, heading hometonight. Tired! Hope you all are well.
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.I saw them, but I didn't know they are.motorized. OMG. The last thing we need on streets are motorized scooters as small as skate boards. That's like having roller skaters in traffic. Insane.
Have a safe trip @anniemtwo have
He invented it to get to the top so he could ski down. But, then, does he leave it at the top or send it down?
I still haven't grasped the 'mention' feature. Apparently using "@" before a member's name is beyond my scope at this time. I will learn though. I feel a sense of shame. My mind is riddled with doubts in my abilities to do simple tasks.
@Aquarius, @ShayP
If this doesn't make sense I blame the egg nog
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!
@sumethinz new <---- like that 8)
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!@ksm32
@sumethinz new <---- like that 8)
@ksm32Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.
I would add two kinds of rum and also some brandy to the mix (with, the bourbon, of course) to make a good eggnog. Coming back from liquor today for 2nd Christmas tomorrow I was in traffic with an AWESOME old Mercury Cougar (could quite get pics,) couldn't place year in passing, but clean, cherry red, big tires in back, and, the most hilarious/best part? A red, same color scheme, "SLAYER" on the back window. Epic!
Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.
The eggnog; holy shit my belt is feeling really tight as I refuse to loosen to the next hole. There should be a Christmas weight gain thread. Or probably not.
I was almost about to use my Leatherman in the truck console to make my belt a new notch! @ksm32HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D Have a good 1 tomorrow!
HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D Have a good 1 tomorrow!
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:
"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some. Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
Jose Jiminez.
Fresh Hamm's. WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?
"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some. Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?
@ksm32Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D
Oddly I was out sorta early (Had to "nap" and that turned into sleep for a weird wake-up in which I sorted out trash (there was a big round of presents) and did another round of dishes (Phil Hendrie's boss would not approve. Only women should do dishes.) So no, appreciable, hangover, and the small one that I did have this morn I attribute to someone who brought sangria that, I suspect, was 'fortified' more than usual, plus because of the fruits which interfere with my meat and potatoes diet. But good. Meat was awesome and had some leftovers since a few folks didn't show up (claim of sickness, I read "college kids partied too much and can't handle.") So just had more for an early supper. Luckily trash (and recycle) is tomorrow because cans full to the point of me actually dumping out, bashing certain things down with boots or hands, repacking stuff so that will fit and so the garbage man will take them and the commies that run the city won't cite for some violation. I'm not above also putting certain things in the "recycle yard waste" bags in a pinch, since the commies say that is unlimited. So be warned when you buy that mulch stuff. Nothing will hurt you and no chemicals etc but sometimes some bottles or trash that won't fit in trash can and when recycle is full.
Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D
I am all to familiar with the recycle and sanitation trials and tribulations of all that you went through. Perhaps the same commies that run your town run mine as well.
SANGRIA?? Good Lord, that is the only witches brew on Earth that can ruin my day resulting in the less than desirable afflictions I prescribed for you just above. That stuff is eeeevil.
They don't but I will. I need a drink and some metal or old country to listen too. Dammit.
Polar Bear vs USS Connecticut
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I'm so glad I looked up that story. Thank you, Walks! ;D
Sure. Never realized or even thought about it but I guess naval encounters with big mammals are not unusual in the Arctic.
Here is a Walrus that decide to sun itself on a Russian sub.
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Started thinking about the Domino's Noid of yesteryear and looked into why it disappeared. It seems there was a real guy named Noid that did not appreciate
the ad campaign and felt that the pizza chain was attacking him personally with it. He then walked into his local Domino's with a .357 looking for a little payback...
... the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves...
Fun video of the old Liars Club show. 4 Celebs spin a yarn about a weird doodad and the contestants have to
pick out who is telling the truth.
@Walks_At_Night I loved that game show. Especially the setting that seemed it was in a tavern. (at least to me)
I know there was a remake, but I always hoped it would come back with the original vigor. :)
I just want to take the time to wish you all a very merry Second Christmas on Saturday January 19.Merry Julian calendar Christmas to you, too. That Bulldog I once helped was re-named Julian. He would be 13 now.
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.I remember those pleasures...
I will no longer be a landlord soon.
I remember those pleasures...
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;) Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.
I will no longer be a landlord soon.
You put a hit out on a tenant? Sometimes enough is enough
@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;) Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.
Cheers.
This was my neighbor. I don’t ski out of bounds, but I carry a candy bar and a bottle of water whenever I ski. He’s lucky to be aliveWow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.
https://www.summitdaily.com/news/lost-skier-spends-night-in-snow-storm-in-backcountry-outside-steamboat-resort/
Wow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.
Just curious, when you say candy bar what kind are you talking about? Something with nuts, no nuts, solid chocolate? I think a jumbo snickers would be my choice.
My Reaction to Gene’s Post Today
…Gene, your memory is really incorrect!…I was NEVER FIRED from KISS, I quit twice (not 3-times) of my own free will, because you and Paul are control freaks, untrustworthy and were too difficult to work with!
…Your slanderous remarks about my bad habits over the years has cost me millions of dollars and now that I’m over 12-years sober you’re still saying I can’t be trusted to play a whole nights show! Well that’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the last 12-years with different configurations of “The Ace Frehley Band†to you and Paul’s dismay!
…I’m also the most successful solo artist to come out of the original KISS lineup , and proud of it!…You and Paul have tried to derail my solo career multiple times over the years unsuccessfully.
…I’ve tried to be nice and friendly by inviting you and Paul to perform on my past albums for eOne Music, give each of you guys one of my prized Gibson Les Paul 59′ models, but today’s comments have made me realize you’re just an asshole and a sex addict who’s being sued by multiple Women, and you’re just trying to sweep it all under the carpet!
…The icing on the cake was when you groped my wife and propositioned her in Los Angeles at the Capitol Records building behind my back, when I was trying to help you out at one of your “Vault Experiences†which I only found out about several weeks later…she was planning on pursuing a suit against you, but I told her to call it off!!!
…Well now the gloves are off after your terrible comments today and I’m thinking that this really may be “The End Of The Road Tour†for you guys!!!
….Without a complete and heartfelt apology, an offer to give me my old job back, and removing Tommy from the Throne that I created… THE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND THEY’LL BE NO STOPPING IT-IT’S ON!!!
People typing in the third person on their backup accounts always makes me chuckle.
I’m sufficiently unsociable enough to have never endured a super bowl party.
Tax charged on pot:
15% California state marijuana tax
3.5% Berkeley City marijuana tax
9.25% state & local combined general sales tax
It's like buying gas, can't wait for the federal government to demand their cut
A short history of Super Bowl parties:
Time was a bunch of friends would convene around pizza, chips, dip, and beer to watch the game. Actually watch the game. No one babbled incessantly, no one got up and blocked the TV during play. No one brought their wives and girlfriends - they mostly didn't watch football anyway, and the ones who did were tired of it after a long season and would rather go shopping.
At some point someone would ask if his wife or gf could come, she was either actually interested in the game or it was promised she'd be quiet. Hell, maybe she'd even cook something. After that, when the other wives and gfs found out other females were going to be there, they of course insisted on coming along too.
That was the end of people being able to actually watch the game with friends, and eventually evolved into the Sunday afternoon party (with a game going on somewhere in the background) we know today.
By now I'd say it's far beyond football. They have completely infiltrated guy stuff such in all manner of entertainment from UFC to Poker. I love woman, but please just go shopping. Or even bingo! Anything! Else!
well its still illegal under the feds, so they could just confiscate all that cash.
Who taught them how to get out of the bathroom?Or the kitchen!
Or the kitchen!
but I didn't say that
This is why you don't move a crazy groupie into your house and let her write Facebook posts for you.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-ace-frehley-gene-simmons-feud-786373/
YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BUT ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN IF YOU GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK!
@Whistler a voice in my head told me to post this here.Yes, something like this was debut at or near the NY Public Library a few years ago, but now when I Google it, it's gone.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8335749/lasers-could-beam-messages-directly-to-a-listeners-ear-like-whispering-secret-from-afar-scientists-say/
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that! :-[visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that! :-[You will be sore tomorrow. Your ego had enough to spare! You could have been so hurt. A long time ago, I was in sales. I also lived in a dark hovel. One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.) Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed. I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend. She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me. It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors. But, no such luck. I was embarrassed beyond belief. It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all. Humiliating. Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings. They always match. Same dye lot too.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginHeart attack city! I heard even if a person stops using, that cocaine leaves some sort of weird bacteria around that can infect the heart decades later. Not sure if it's true.
I found a package of what looks like fruit tea in a suitcase I have not used in years.Living on the edge, Bart
It may be some time of gelatin and not tea at all!
It is from Poland.
The package, not the suitcase.
It has a best before date.
2013.
Since I have been left unsupervised I will be trying it tonight.
Is it a widowmaker?
Time will tell.
Not good.
Still not sure what it is.
Not good.
Not good at all.
The power of the five Morgs! will protect you.
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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Freezer maybe?
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
You can get in the freezer
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....
Too late.hall of fame?
IT IS IN ME!
hall of fame?
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....
MORG!
Morg! is evil and makes people do strange things!
You begin to understand......................What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?
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What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?
In full disclosure the "nom nom" video is not actually Morg! just a cousin. Looks like Kiwi to me though.
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.
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You will be sore tomorrow. Your ego had enough to spare! You could have been so hurt. A long time ago, I was in sales. I also lived in a dark hovel. One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.) Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed. I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend. She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me. It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors. But, no such luck. I was embarrassed beyond belief. It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all. Humiliating. Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings. They always match. Same dye lot too.I recently checked a couple of ski girls into my Airbnb and the one who's name was on the reservation was dressed like pippy longstockings, a complete mismatched mess. However, they were very nice and left the place in immaculate condition and I gave them a great review. I think they had the hots for me. But I think that about every woman I meet so who knows.. :-\
I had a teacher in college who said she even wore two mismatched shoes one day - they were the same design and feel, only different colors! Never get the same design of matched items in separate colors.
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I don't know where in maple land you live. Those above states are currently covered in snow, aren't they?
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/woman-exposes-herself-stops-traffic-in-downtown-austin/1806308185
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-accused-of-firing-gun-into-ground-to-test-it-out-/1806279609
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward
Food label: Ingredients: Organic palm oil...
Umm, no one buying crap with palm oil in it gives a shit if it's organic or not...
What is inorganic palm oil? WD-40?
Whoo-hoo, it's almost 6 pm and there's another hour of daylight. Tomorrow will be my first after work bike ride of '19...
WD-40 is fish oil if I recall correctly. I know it works as an attractant if you squirt it on plastic worms.
Yeah. What PB said. Take that Daylight Savings Time haters.Right on!
Thanks for ruining my Monday, Kajagoogoo bass guy.
The Bart is slap happy after going head to head with Too Shy.
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;D ;D ;D
Nailed it!
https://www.cnet.com/news/wearable-penis-camera-lets-you-record-your-achievements/?utm_source=reddit.comGood, Lord! I may have to reactivate my twitter account for that one. This world done lost its miiinnnd.
my peach tree is in bloom.
i know Bart loves my peaches, but he cannot shake my tree.
Plato was also right about Atlantis?
While the actual recipe is a trade secret, per wiki it was "was devised at the request of Kroger Grocery, which wanted a product that could clean coal residue from wallpaper!" I recall mom making something like this instead of buying the branded product. I don't really recall it but something homemade versus the store bought branded item. This recipe comes from a convicted person via 18 U.S. Code § 1001 the go-to when the government wants to get someone, for something.I add chocolate chips to mine. Myyy secret, shhhh ;)
2 cups flour
1 cup salt
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 1/2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups cold water
Food coloring
Wooden board
Plastic bag or container
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out.
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year
It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.
It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?
I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.
At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)
I hear they dribble furiously.
They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.
Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!
It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389
I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy." And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.
At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D
I'm tellin' ya, this whole society is apeshit k00k00 now!
I think that I'm in a parallel universe. I'm starting a Go Fund Me page to raise funds to take me back to my real reality.
Jim Rome
Knew it.
You'll see what I mean Sunday night.
Julian Assange arrested at Ecuadorian embassy in London
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks
The question, of course, is did he set up a doomsday document dump in case of arrest.
Or...
" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."
Or...
" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."
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Waiting, hoping...guessing... :-X
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225)
Where are those dog scientists when we need them? Set my Wayback Machine to 1980, good (boy) doctor.
Hm?
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While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(
#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(
#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved
Not being superstitious, but...I think your avatar change may have been contributory. :oI throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(
Might go back to the speed bags for a karma +?
I throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?
I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)
Seriously that is one sweet man cave! ;D
strawberries, 36 lbs of them.@wr250 Those are stunning! A fantastic additive in protein shakes with yogurt and a few other things. However, best enjoyed as shown in your pictures :)
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The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)
#SpeedBagBible
#AlanKahn
We really should have a man cave thread. ;D :D
Especially in men.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/17/714289322/scientists-restore-some-function-in-the-brains-of-dead-pigs
Research like this could complicate the effort to secure organs for transplant from people who have been declared brain-dead, according to another commentary written by Case Western Reserve University bioethicists Stuart Youngner and Insoo Hyun.
If people who are declared brain-dead could become candidates for attempts at brain resuscitation, they write, "it could become harder for physicians or family members to be convinced that further medical intervention is futile."
Dead isn't really "dead"... *snip*
More surprising still, there is evidence to suggest the deceased may even hear themselves being pronounced dead by doctors.[/i]
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I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.I'm not sure about that. A lot of the poor here have serious medical issues. I know of someone whose prescription is over $1000/month. There would probably be some drug addicts in the show, maybe some who can't get food stamps because they sold them. I haven't seen any poor gay people in years. Single mothers. Service workers. Disabled people who fall through the cracks and don't get enough benefits. People who miss the loss of their meals on wheels.
You scored THIS show?
:o
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/swearing-kids-drugaddled-parents-benefits-street-paved-way-for-poverty-porn-debate/news-story/4f28f1167bbeab057035269a421448e6?nk=6e0ed76b9e97204d5cc4225f072038e3-1555605507
That's low budget drivel.
Ha!
The show you're scroing has that distinctly "Cops" feel to it, very upbeat and mater of fact eviction stuff!
Like the piano work - moves it right along in a Jackie Terrason kinda manner. ::)
I didn't do that one, either.
It was an example of the kind of poverty porn they love in Britain.
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
I grew up in *porn poverty*. There wasn't a Playboy in the house.I created porn poverty. My boyfriends were mad.
Ah, no worries, apparently it's a fairly broad program channel there, which is a tad depressing, innit?
Look, maybe one day you'll get a call from Lady Sonia - now that would be a bouncy little score!
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Heh....
So anyone else pulling for Team Ed in Woot!Ball (https://forums.woot.com/t/wootball-on-twitch-friday-4-19-19/416234) later today?
I created porn poverty. My boyfriends were mad.
Open toed shoes with stockings... well that's a choice...Isn't it just...though I've trouble faulting the failsafe array of garters... ;D
One T away from greatness.
I created porn poverty. My boyfriends were mad.
Get well soon.
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There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.
You are a mod here, you could start a new thread.Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!
Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!
Glove up buddy, git your bag bashers on!No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.
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No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.
Gotta love San Diego. Tonight's top story on the local news was, "New E-scooter Regulations Bill Approved"Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:
Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:
https://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/craig-bannister/illegal-aliens-storm-beach-san-diego-second-attempt-thwarted
August 28, 2014
Illegal aliens successfully landed on a San Diego beach in a panga boat on Monday and ran to shore - but, when another group tried the same thing on Tuesday, U.S. Customs and Border (CBP) agents were waiting for them.
Around 7am Monday morning, a horde of illegal aliens stormed a San Diego beach after coming ashore in a panga boat. They sprinted across the beach and climbed over a wall, entering the city.
All the way to 2019:
https://madworldnews.com/san-diego-copsillegals-trump-250k/
The Trump administration is making no bones about the fact that local police departments which cooperate fully with federal immigration authorities will be rewarded, and handsomely. After San Diego cops began deporting illegal aliens by the thousands, President Donald Trump sent them a “thank you†gift worth a whopping $250,000. This is awesome!
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Thousands-of-Illegal-Immigrants-Live-in-Public-Housing.html
"As long as that waiting list includes American citizens or legal immigrants, there's no reason an illegal alien should occupy any of that housing," said Rosemary Jenks, director of government relations for NumbersUSA, a group that supports curbs on immigration.
In San Diego, applicants are told they can expect to wait five to seven years.
"I don't think we should take a second seat to anyone," said Daryl Ford, who applied for housing aid last year and lives in a San Diego homeless shelter. "We send money to everyone else in the world but we're struggling here."
Do the illegal aliens ride e-scooters?
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?
You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore
Etc.
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-killed-man-on-scooter-in-sanctuary-city-of-philadelphia/
Thomas Dunbar’s last half-hour on Earth was filled with horrific pain.
Police said Dunbar, 36, was riding on motor scooter in Port Richmond at 9:22 p.m. on Wednesday when a 2004 grey Pontiac Aztec struck him as both turned westbound onto Lehigh Avenue from Aramingo.
Dunbar rolled under the Pontiac and was dragged for 240 feet. A woman who was driving behind the Pontiac had to swerve to avoid striking Dunbar as well, which caused another car to slam into her vehicle. Dunbar, of Almond Street near Cambria, was admitted to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition. He died at 9:55 p.m.
The man who allegedly struck and killed Dunbar was arrested on Thursday. Police said Ramon Morales, 62, was charged with murder, accident involving death, homicide by vehicle, and involuntary manslaughter. Police said witnesses attempted to stop Morales, of Cedar Street near Allegheny Avenue, the night of the accident, but he fled the scene.
>:( :( :'( >:(
Not okLike so much else we seem to turn a blind eye to, sigh...
Makes you think Mr. Dunbar might have been an Easter worshiper.
I believe the cerveza board says - highly likely...
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Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?
You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore
Etc.
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffsA simile for Caliphonyans and illegal immigration... ::)
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs
If they keep losing to the Cubs the way they did last night they will become my third favorite team.
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Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?
You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore
Etc.
2 more posts to 1000. What happens then?1 more post! I can't take it
1 more post! I can't take itAh, 1000 I see
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
Probably much better than being told that you look exactly like Phil Collins.......................
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?You play drums? I thought you were a musician.
It doesn't feel that way.
You play drums? I thought you were a musician.
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more. How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it? :-\
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more. How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it? :-\
There is a guy who runs a script and has his account log in every 2 hours to smite people...
Or it could be your sweater.
Nice to see you Shay-meister. Hope all was well during your hiatus.
I don't respect myself while recording drum and bass tracks.Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more. How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it? :-\@ShayP You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you. Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!! I say take it as a compliment ;)
Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\
It depends who is paying.So now you're denying our weekend in Aspen?
@ShayP You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you. Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!! I say take it as a compliment ;)
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?It's a compliment for singing convincingly.
It doesn't feel that way.
You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.
Not like you need it, but.. +1
I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.You’re still young - plenty of time to catch up.
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.;D
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.Should we believe her? I dunno, "looks like a cat, talks like a cat", associates with cats.... Is an undercover dog. For sure.
I've decided on my favorite deodorant.Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff. I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse. Little old Dove.
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Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff. I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse. Little old Dove.
Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff. I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse. Little old Dove.
I can't use antiperspirants and most deodorants where ineffective. Old Spice was an exception, but I'm sick of using it as long as I have. The Dove Men's Care brand deodorant isn't sticky or greasy. Doesn't run. It lasts a long time as well. They need more scents though.
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!
I started using just a natural deodorant
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The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!
Nope. No patchouli on me.
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!
The Bart doesn't do natural.Salt consists of chemicals.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
Regarding the Dove products I must say that the Dove Nutritive shampoo and conditioner are effing fantastic. My wife was told about this by her hairdresser? stylist? whatever they're called. Both her and I are long hairs and this dove shit at regular grocery store prices is easily as good as the very high priced products found in the beauty parlor. Beauty salon? Whatever.. fuckin worst post ever :-\
Thank you, GS. :)
Congrats on getting the contract.
LOL! It works for me!
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ShayP!!! OMG! I'm so happy to see you again! ;D ;D ;D
He gonna bite ya bum
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them
Renounce "sanctuary cities" and all will be forgiven, truly... 8)
Well, you might have to move back to the United States..
You're making that up. No such thing
Really?
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Did you lose your way heading back to Politics? Careful Doc, Metron, Horseshit. At this rate, I see you looking through bars as the zookeeper throws you peanuts. You need to get outside. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Calm down
I wonder just what it is that so terrifies you about the realities of life as conjugated by the political arena?
You quite enjoy making a showy censorious threat, rather too much to be considered healthy in fact... :-\
As for subject fidelity, what could possibly be more "stupid" than a sanctuary city?
We'll retire "random" as it's no longer so.
:P ::) :o
My comment was neither threat nor promise.
Only an advisory from a concerned onlooker.
You certainly seem to be overly butthurt for supposedly being one of the "winners". You are giving right wingnuts a bad name
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At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginGood news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.
Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'
Good news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that
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At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.
I have no problem with that. Just plan for proper disposal in the event of your untimely demise.
Your peeps will appreciate it. :P
That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.
That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.
Where was the cat?
Lawbreaking sky-rats!
The Germans are weaponizing the birds!
Also, congratulations on posting the longest link in the history of the site.
I tried getting a shorter one, but that's what link popped up if you hit their share button.
Did you skip the word congratulations?
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I went to see a house a few years ago and thought there had to be something seriously wrong with it because the price was really low for the area. I didn't investigate further because we found something better the next day.
A few days ago I drove by the house and saw it was for sale again. I just looked it up and it turns out there used to be another house on the land. It was a murder house that was torn down.
I have no issue with a murder house but I figure they should let you know.
I thought they had to. Also one doesn't want a house that was a meth lab, I heard the chemicals linger and can hurt.
It's not the same house.
The original house was torn down and this one was built on the property.
Murder loophole!
There I was eating lunch at my favorite greasy spoon today when in walks a rather short, slightly built, totally bald African American man with a grey goatee who's wearing a white mini dress cinched at the waist with a wide black patent leather belt. He's accompanied by a sixty something, conventionally dressed straight looking white dude who has to be 6'3-4." This is a no shitter. There was no way I could snap a photo without being obvious.
I know, right--who wears white before Memorial Day?
I'm devolving. All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit. It's as if part of my mind was erased.
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I'm devolving. All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit. It's as if part of my mind was erased.Welcome to the club, Honey! There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older. A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you. Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats. Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?
I feel your pain @ShayP . We are all Booji Boy now.
Welcome to the club, Honey! There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older. A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you. Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats. Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?
@Sofia Is there a name for this club? ;D I'd be good with an orientation because at this time I feel like I did in high school trying to figure out want I want to do with my life. :-\ Oh, I don't think I mentioned anything regarding constipation, however, thank you for that tid bit. LOL! ;) And no...my sleep pattern is inconsistent. I can have several nights where I sleep like a baby, then I will have several where I get no more than 3 hours.I would call it OWL, Our Whole Lives. Older people tend to take more prescriptions, many of which can really interfere in the bathroom. Well, maybe you just need a few nights' good sleep!
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.He needs the work.
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.I want it to be done right so I do it myself. Mow North South every fourth cut and also to leave the clippings every eighth cut.
The Artful Imperfection of Medieval Manuscript RepairNeat.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-manuscripts-embroidery)
I want it to be done right so I do it myself. Mow North South every fourth cut and also to leave the clippings every eighth cut.Agreed!
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?
I feel like I want to reply saying "yes" but I'm also one of those people who will fall going UP the stairs....
^^;
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?
I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.
Ever notice how many people are randomly stupid 24/7?That's not really random...
I have. Just look at Democratic politicians for confirmation.
Is that random or on purpose? Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.
For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him. They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it. Etc, et, etc.
You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamberNucky ucky ucky ky
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !OMG HOW freaking cute!!!
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PD is right. Some stupidity isn't so random
Don't forget to get your measles booster. Probably need one for typhus was well.
You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here. Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past
Is that random or on purpose? Destroying this country requires intentional stupidity by at least some of them.
For example the vast majority of the swamp have known all along Trump was never guilty of anything, isn't any of the names they call him, don't believe their own lies about him. They know we have an illegal immigration crisis, and that they've caused it. Etc, et, etc.
You seem to be stuck in a rut. Maybe you should get out more. Expand your horizons. Make a friend outside your echo chamber
Don't forget to get your measles booster. Probably need one for typhus was well.
You know, diseases that are coming back in our country long after having been eliminated here. Not sure why because that's the sort of thing that we've done a good job of screening out at the border in the past
Duh. This has little to nothing to do with the refugees. American idiots are being brainwashed that vaccinations are evil and are refusing to get their kids vaccinated. Typical. The same sites and bigmouths that convinced sheeple to stop vaccinating their kids are now blaming their favorite hate target. Do a little research - in real factual evidence - instead of having your own brain washed. Yours seems to be shrinking
And take your propaganda bullshit back to Politics before you too are catching peanuts through cage wire
"Deer Poop" ice cream... Have a look, @sean92008 !
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Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend. Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that? In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy. Fucking leprosy. Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right? To come here and out-vote the rest of us. That's the plan, right?
Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here. There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country. They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself. What the hell do we want these people for?
The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs. They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.
Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?
By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here. What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?
Also, they aren't refugees. They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately. Give them credit, they aren't stupid. Unlike their supporters here.
Uh, I had a tough enough time with beer flavored ice cream... Some things do not qualify as ice cream flavors!
It's probably safe. Matcha ice cream with chocolate covered wheat puffs.
This month, my food/drink-related obsession has been the chocolate mint "jewel tapioca" from First Kitchen/Wendys.
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Tapioca is a food!
Case in point: Red bean ice cream good, Red bean frappuccino unappealing.
I miss Japan.
I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.When it's so hot outside that you're sweating IN THE SHOWER! Is there anything worse? Trying to put a moisturizer on with beads of sweat on your face.
When it's so hot outside that you're sweating IN THE SHOWER! Is there anything worse? Trying to put a moisturizer on with beads of sweat on your face.
I despise cold showers, but damn if there hasn't been a few times here when I get home from running errands and just run the cold water because I can't stand being all sweaty and gross >.<
Yeah, except our border agents are getting sick and catching diseases from the people they apprehend. Or didn't the corporate Democrat media tell you that? In addition to diseases we used to have stamped out, we're seeing diseases that have never been seen here - like leprosy. Fucking leprosy. Doesn't matter though, we just need more brown people, right? To come here and out-vote the rest of us. That's the plan, right?
Guess what, immigration is for the benefit of our country - it's not for the benefit of non-citizens who want to come here. There is no benefit to our country for millions of people, many of them criminals, many of them diseased, many of them who don't speak our language, have no education, no jobs skills, and zero understanding of our customs, our country. They march here in these ''caravans'', waving their flags, not ours, yelling, threatening, attacking - paid for and encouraged by left-wing kooks here, such as yourself. What the hell do we want these people for?
The D-rats want them here so they can cancel out the votes of actual citizens, and become clients of their hand-out programs. They'd rather do that than actually try to appeal to real Americans with sensible, non-destructive polices.
Tell me, if La Raza (The Race) and reconquista aren't a racist organization and idea, what other term should we use for them and their supporters instead?
By the way, people wouldn't need to be immunized if diseased third worlders weren't coming here. What, you think these diseases just organically appear when a few people aren't immunized?
Also, they aren't refugees. They're coached to say that so they will end up being released with a future court date they won't show up for, instead of being turned back immediately. Give them credit, they aren't stupid. Unlike their supporters here.
Why do you want to separate innocent families who have the best intentions? Of course, that's sarcasm. Gene tests prove that many children arrive here with adults who falsely claim to be their parents. "Dad" and "Mom" aren't related to the exploited kids, and these "fine folks" may turn out to be amoral coyotes or human traffickers.
My child was given an illness - A San Diego County Health rep. called and asked if we knew who gave it to.my kid, we did. The kid was known to them because the answer was quick, he had no immunization records on file... Why? Well my kid knows this boy and let's just say he is not from parts around here... Unfortunately, my kid tutors the ESL class. That exposure came home and had led to the exposure of kids with asthma. Antibiotics were given as a prophylactic dosage to everybody... Even Mexico has immigration laws that are enforced (although immunizations are probably not part of it). They also require IDs to vote!
I am one of the few that thinks anything coffee is unappealing. You might miss Japan, but I bet you don't miss the humidity. Hokkaido hit record temperatures last weekend.
Small price to pay if you want a permanent one-party Marxist government to take power here. The only way we're going to get one is to import 10s of millions of uneducated poor people to come here and vote for it. If they're violent criminals, or carrying any number of contagious diseases, so be it.
The Ds finally figured out the rest of us won't ever vote for it, so they decided to cancel out our votes with those of people who will.
I love gardening. There's lots more to do when everything is constantly growing 😁
Book Off, Hard Off, Don Quixote, Hyaku Yen Stores, telling the Mormon missionaries not to be so rude... Park bench English lessons less so but always fun.
See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...
See, I haven't really encountered Mormons. However, I've been repeatedly accosted by Jehovah witnesses and the "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" cultish people...
We have the Jehovah witnesses making rounds now and then. I wouldn't mind, but if I say "no thank you" that ought to be enough. Actually, the various signs we have at the door indicating that we prefer to not be bothered by this stuff ought to be enough. My last encounter went like this:
*DINGDONG* (dog goes nuts, we are obviously under attack and she knows it)
Hello. (Boo: bark bark bark)
Have you heard the word of the lord today? (Boo: bark bark bark)
No thank you. (Boo: bark bark bark)
*Slight hesitation* There is a lot going on in the world you know...(pamphlet with the planet earth on the cover extended to unopened outer door) (Boo: bark bark bark bark)
Yes, I know, but no thank you (Boo: bark bark bark)
If we could have just a few moments to tell you.... (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)
No thank you, I'm a bit busy right now. (Boo: bark bark bark)
Don't you care about the future of the world? (Boo: bark bark bark bark bark)
No. Right now I care more about the laundry I'm trying to get done. (Boo: bark bark bark) (Outer door shuts)
@BartEllProducer Stop wasting your money on that goo Hellman’s and buy Blue Plate.
I blame myself...
Two very old ladies were at my door this morning! Now, I was in the kitchen things on the stove, toaster oven going...
I had no opportunity to be snarky today. Very disappointed in myself. I should have made breakfast earlier than 9:45 a.m.
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PS... I also find it interesting that they sent two old ladies. The time I went blue, it was regarding my desire for a younger blond woman to come visit me....
There was a post on a Twitter account a couple of weeks ago.
Religious solicitor: “Can I have a few moments of your time?â€
Me: “Actually I’m kind of busy right now.â€
Religious solicitor: “Please don’t say that. I just want to talk to you about something that will be very useful to you in life: the Scripture of the Bible.â€
Me: “After you’re done talking about the Bible, can I spend just as much time talking to you about anime?â€
Religious solicitor: “But…I’m not that interested in that…â€
Me: “And now you know exactly how I feel.â€
https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528 (https://twitter.com/sanma_mama/status/1128640333208854528)
Wouldn't it make sense for them to listen to anything if it made people listen to them!
Juan: I understand that I am a new form of being put here by the Creator of the universe as an experiment. I also know that you two are robots sent here to test me.
With terror in her eyes, she pulled her son behind her and backed off my porch. For years Witnesses out pioneering would cross the street to avoid coming too close to my house.
Cherpumple
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CherpumpleI'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!
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I'm not entirely sure I understand everything that is happening here, but it is intriguing!
Pies inside of cakes!Couple o' good jokes could that be squeezed out of that lil tidbit.
Apparently you can no longer pour condiments on your significant other. Who knew?
Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report
It's great for cleaning metal cookware. In addition, I think it actually gets into copper and degrades it.Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think. Laws against infidelity should be stronger. What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...
Maybe he was trying to rejuvenate her skin. Maybe he wanted to put his hot dog in her buns. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Alpha-hydroxies are in there, I think. Laws against infidelity should be stronger. What incentive do they have to marry if divorces are candy and adultery is not punished...
This makes me happy.
https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/ (https://people.com/music/brian-may-helps-save-hedgehogs/)
Interesting bit on a 40,000 wolf head found in Siberia. Don't click if pictures of a disembodied head bother you.
http://siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/still-snarling-after-40000-years-a-giant-pleistocene-wolf-discovered-in-yakutia/
Has MW been to see Brig yet? Is he buried in the field behind her apartment?
Once you see it you can’t unsee it.#Erection #Gone Thanks for the sweet dreams :(
https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321 (https://twitter.com/notslap1/status/1137730345225400321)
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.
Shove your firearm in your belt and blow a hole in your groin.The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift. The shooter won a Darwin award. He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift. The shooter won a Darwin award. He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.htmlI used to work for a store. Sometimes we had a fill-in guy. He was a nervous type from another branch. He told me robbers would call him before they came, lol. When I filled in at his store, others corroborated the story. What a dingbat.
in the five years that i've had a EweToob account, i have never clicked on the trending link. Here's to the next five years...Bizarre. A grand opening thing? Guy that took the rotten bananas did a good job reading the saleman's pitch body language - it paid off $500!
Trending today...... 8)
The Argentinian cash register dude acts like he gets held up 5 or 6 times a shift. The shooter won a Darwin award. He got two blocks on his motorcycle before collapsing, then died in a hospital.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141247/Shocking-moment-armed-robber-shoots-groin-staggers-shop-raiding.html
Star Trek The Next Generation: S6-E4 - "Relics" is on, on BBC
Probably the best 'Crossover' episode ever, of any series.
James Doohan (Montgomery Scott - Scotty) and a Dyson Shere - circa Oct, 1992.
You can't get better than that. :)
Edit: the best line in the episode ?
Scotty finds out about synthahol.
"Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders" (Referring to Data)
Heh, heh, heh.
Best part of the episode:
When Scotty walks onto the Holodeck of the Constitution Class Enterprise, Picard joins him. (Wait for it)
After a bit of discussion...
Scotty: "Old girlfriends we'll never meet again."
Just saw this thread:
I am glad humans do not great each other like dogs do.
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I wouldn't mind a bitch putting her face near my crotch... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
That is a great mug!
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Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?
I want my mommy!
Sleep@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
This is no time for joking about Howards hooknose.
a nosedive.
@anniem God bless you, Annie. But I'm going to be far too busy listening for engine failure and looking for aliens with nefarious plans hanging out on the wing of the plane.
..somebodys gotta do it :'(
PS I have 32 movies on my phone and some good earbuds so perhaps I'll find calm watching The Exorcist for the 63rd time. :-\
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?
I want my mommy!
Flying to New Jersey in 36 hrs. Nervous as ell, what the hell does a fear of flying inexperienced guy do in a can for five hours?@KSM
I want my mommy!
@KSM
Listen to Kennedy Steve!
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;D
In a bizarre twist, yours truly makes an appearance at the 16:30 mark of this episode of Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast (https://www.gilbertpodcast.com/gavin-macleod/)
My super hot, shower scene is even discussed!
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do we have any sausages? I need them for a skit.
TV is so boring I’m watching a 12-year old football game between Florida and Ole Miss.
Once a meth head...
always a meth head.
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking and the birds are out the windows. I walked everywhere but this was comical to watch at intersections while I waited to cross. Going back for next years event and I'll soak it all back in again. BTW Best lasagna ever at Yesterdays Restaurant. MMmm MM!! Stones throw from my hotel room.
One of many things I noticed during my visit to New Jersey is how impatient they are when driving. If you aren't moving the very instant the light turns green the horns are honking...
Oh if only that were the case here. Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going. May as well do it as soon as the light turns.
Oh if only that were the case here. Every time I'm at a light, I know in advance someone will be staring into their phone instead of paying attention, and I'm going to have to honk to get them going. May as well do it as soon as the light turns.LOL I think I'd prefer the NJ way to that. They all drive like their wife's water just broke.
Relapse?
@GravitySucks Did you ever get that 8 mil planking installed downstairs?
@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.
He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.
@KSM yes I did. I don’t like the color my son picked out but he is the one living there now so he can deal with it. It is really dark. I’ll try and take a picture of it the next time I am there.Son's got Awesome taste in DogFellas!
He has two great Pyrenees that can’t get used to the tailslides when they try running towards the door when I go over.
Son's got Awesome taste in DogFellas!
Sometimes the dark stuff can turn a nice space into an Irish pub. I always go there when I see that. Especially if the darker floor has a rustic look to it. I'd do an entire home as Pub style. But then I'd need the Guinness kegs and wife would get surly and sore at me. Thank God I can win at surly.
I like a wood look dark floor. Most o the time. Looks great with a sage green theme wall..
No worries, it will lighten up over time as they pee on it
Now that's a nice picture. That would make me want an Islay single malt as we discussed it further.
He redid the fireplace too. It was oak. Now that whole wall is a charcoal brick with a rough cedar mantle.
Grey walls and white trim.
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I wish I wouldn't wake up with my fist jammed in my eye.
Don't
LOL! I wish I could. There are many times where I wake up, laying on my belly, and I'm face down on the pillow with my fist in my eye. It takes a bit to recover from the slight pain and blurred vision. :-\Are you having fight dreams? You know, the ones where you are punching your pillow and you feel really weak in the dream. it's very frustrating. Almost like the pillow takes your best shot and then it laughs at you.
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I hated that in college. Many classes would also make you buy access codes for at least $50 that you never ended up using anyway...
A team of scientists have invented a device that can control neural circuits using a tiny brain implant controlled by a smartphone. The device could speed up efforts to uncover brain diseases such as Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, addiction, depression, and pain.
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Well here's a new one|
A few weeks I bid on a huge job, found out yesterday that I won the bid. I've been told that I can do a walkthrough/tour of the new hotel (Pomeroy) next Monday. All bids were placed based on a floor plan PDF. Many PDF files for each floor. I'm getting to the weird part.. I as well as all contractors have been told that there are to be NO cell phones/cameras on the premises, including work days. "all devices are to be left in vehicles in the lot next door" This is the first franchise contract I've ever bid on/won, I thought perhaps this was normal on such jobs for """"SECURITY PURPOSES"""" but after asking around I've found out that this is a new thing. Really, really weird. And don't get me started on the personal information required from my employees to be allowed to work on this site. :o :o ???
Guess I won't be able to post any flooring pics in the thread.
#sketchpadAll bidders were emailed the floorplan. That's how we placed our bids.. hated it because there are ALWAYS surprises with these things ::) Guess my point is that it's ridiculous. Guess it will cut down on my dudes playing candy crush on their muthafkn devices. Not that they would during work of course.
@ShayP Have you been bored lately? Pretty unique man............
Too funny. Needed this laugh and no - there is no gore.Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
https://twitter.com/awardsdarwin/status/1162131785138016258
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.LOLOL yep Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?
Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
LOLOL yep Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.
@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap? Don’t you own a staple gun? Geez.@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts? :o
@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts? :o
Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.
And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.
@KSM You see? This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.Not bad, but I don't wear lingerie. Well, I might when I'm watching my Y&R stories" ;D
Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time. Safe to say, maybe 6 months? Anyway...
#BartEffect
Stop giving gifts, problem solved
@Bart Ell That 'effect' has also required me to use more Gold Bond powder. Not sure why...
@Spookcat Do you have any cowbell?
No. Just cows.You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.
You can get them with bells, you know. Cowbells ;) Ours did.I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)
Well, until we killed them all :-\
I can't believe how much better I am than everybody else. See you next weekend, Fuckfaces! :)Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
Get about a pound of good ground beef and a pound of sausage - Italian, smoked, whatever you like. If the sausage is link, slice it into thin slices. Brown the beef a bit - and the pork if it’s ground, then throw it into a crock pot. Add about a cup each of chopped onions, bell pepper, and celery. Half a teaspoon of red pepper and black pepper and 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper. Add a couple of cups of chicken broth and a couple of cups of water. Salt to taste. Maybe some oregano. Set the crock pot to low and go to work. It will be ready when you get home.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
I just made this up
Mrs @KSM is a rock star in Chiang Rai as wellBeen a very long day and I have to say that, that ones gone over my head. Another beautiful picture though. Wow. Is that guy in the middle curling a rolling pin?
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@KSMI would have to say you're right. I got nuttin' Eating dinner and off to bed. Cruel world.
Gotcha!
Been a very long day and I have to say that, that ones gone over my head. Another beautiful picture though. Wow. Is that guy in the middle curling a rolling pin?
A rare sculpture of the walking Buddha in a normal everyday action (not posed meditating, etc). He's carrying a furled sun umbrella, a bag, and a walking staff with the head of Naga the serpent at the top.@PB Thanks for that. I actually knew about 70 percent of it but you've filled me in nonetheless. There's a bit of an inside outside joke about my wife angry with a rolling pin or something like it going on (see breakfast thread) @GravitySucks is having a ball at my expense as he perpetuates the feminine anger and ire I seem to draw on a regular basis from the fairer sex. Not just the one I married.
Without seeing the back, he may also have an alms bowl and tea kettle slung over his shoulder - everything he'd need walking along, surrounded by devotees.
Get about a pound of good ground beef and a pound of sausage - Italian, smoked, whatever you like. If the sausage is link, slice it into thin slices. Brown the beef a bit - and the pork if it’s ground, then throw it into a crock pot. Add about a cup each of chopped onions, bell pepper, and celery. Half a teaspoon of red pepper and black pepper and 1/4 teaspoon of white pepper. Add a couple of cups of chicken broth and a couple of cups of water. Salt to taste. Maybe some oregano. Set the crock pot to low and go to work. It will be ready when you get home.Sounds perfect!
Let me know how it turns out. I just made this up, and it sounds good.
Apparently I was wearing my resting bitchface last night. Whatta jerk.Easy on the protein. You have a hormone called Sex Hormone BG and it does not like excessive protein.
Can anybody give me a high protein soup recipe? Please
I cannot wrap a gift to save my life. As long as I've lived I simply cannot wrap a present and make it look nice. Simply awful. My presents would look better if you just put them in a washing machine with a bunch of tissue paper, or whatever, and then just went with that when all was done. I have yet to master Scotch tape. The ability to fold into tight creases is nil. I have my faculties about me. I think I'm a pretty smart guy. However, when I wrap a present it looks like an utter failure and is quite embarrassing actually.Not sure, but department stores used to offer gift wrapping service for a reasonable fee. I could be wrong, but I think mail stations also offer it.
And yes, I know about gift bags. Some things you just can't put in a gift bag.
What is my life?
@PB Thanks for that. I actually knew about 70 percent of it but you've filled me in nonetheless...
That's really neat.
You mean that was right?30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.
:o
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.
"Who are thee people and where is my horse? ???" - George Carlin
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper. Don't be afraid to "waste" it. That's kind of what it's for.
Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.
Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center. Pull one side over and tape it to the box. Pull the other side over and tape it, too. At the center. Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable. If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.
You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:
If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled. Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above. Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table. Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy. This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme. Here is a drawing:
That was George Carlin? I thought it was Lady Godiva.@GravitySucks Don't mess with the George, and that was not your best and you knew it as you hit "post"
30 percent of what you stated to be true. The other 70 that I knew was complete bullshit. This means you saw 45% thru me and my false claim to know 18 percent of what you originally stated in that post you posted.You're 100 percent% spot on about that!
It's also important to have plenty of wrapping paper. Don't be afraid to "waste" it. That's kind of what it's for.
Solid paper shows errors, but paper with an intricate design pattern will hide flaws.
Just get those first two tape-downs correct, on the center. Pull one side over and tape it to the box. Pull the other side over and tape it, too. At the center. Once you've done that, the rest is just detail work, and forgivable. If you get the first part nice and tight, it helps a lot.
You've probably already tried the following short-cut, but here goes, for those who haven't:
If you are really helpless, get pounds and pounds of nice, thick, ribbon which can be curled. Then, cut your wrap job short after the first two folds discussed above. Flip the gift over so the seam in on the table. Then, use your cool ribbon to gather and bind one end of the gift at a time, like wrapping a piece of candy. This is a compromise, but if you attach a bag of candy, well, then... it goes with the theme. Here is a drawing:
I'm throwing out a few pairs of my wife's giant flip flops. They're all over the house and I'm sick of tripping over them on a daily basis! I am willing to admit that she said it was fine to throw these out because SHE BOUGHT NEW ONES!!! It never ends and this wasn't in the vows!
NOTE: I added one of her rackets for scale.
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I have not seen toe imprints like the ones on the third one from the left since the last big bigfoot fake!Those things are cheap, in every way. I think she pays 1.99 per pair online which is the only way she can get them that..
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Craft beer making my tummy sore. :'(
Craft beer making my tummy sore. :'(
@Spookcat Chocolate - Milk - Beer. Fuck you tummy, we're trying this!
Was it good before it made your tummy sore?
If I wasn't sensitive to dairy, I'd be tempted to try this:
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I saw some of this in the store the other day - Camel Spider Porter, made in Jordan.@PB Well that's something I've never heard of. How often do you read "product of Jordan" I had a Jordan working for me for awhile and I fired him.
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@Spookcat Chocolate - Milk - Beer. Fuck you tummy, we're trying this!
I'm usually good for three or four before said tummy troubles start and of course it also depends on how rich and caloric the wonderful brew is. But YES it was damn good!!! Longboat chocolate porter. This stuff served in a chilled beer mug is simply divine.
https://phillipsbeer.com/the-beers/
@PB Well that's something I've never heard of. How often do you read "product of Jordan" I had a Jordan working for me for awhile and I fired him.
Well, the Board of Stupidvisors in the open latrine and dope shooting gallery once known as San Francisco today unanimously decreed the NRA to be a 'terrorist organization'. I guess that beats doing something about the endless list of issues they're actually responsible for..Has it really gotten that bad? My mom was there about 15 years ago and had some very nice things to say.. as well as a report of some guy pooing in/on a downtown street in the middle of the afternoon. :o :o
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car. HUH? Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring. Please?
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car. HUH? Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring. Please?
Physically exhausted and cannot for the life of me find sleep. Turn on a light to perhaps read for awhile and can't keep my eyes open. Turn off the light and suddenly have enough energy to lift a car. HUH? Any of you want to lay floors for the next six weeks? I'm hiring. Please?
I cannot. Maybe try an audio relaxation mp3?Enjoying a few whiskeys on the back deck. This should do it.
Sleep with the lights on.Enjoying a few whiskeys on the back deck. This should do it.
@KSM your offer sounds inviting. Unfortunately I have 10 more days of Thailand to suffer through.@GravitySucks Listened to an old gabcast last Sunday where you were cohosting and BTW I have a good number of those shows so I know your voice and slight accent. One of the senior electrical guys at the site sounds exactly like you. However he's from a little town in BC called Quesnel where he was born a raised. So I don't know who has the accent. The guy get's angry on various occasions throughout the day as we hear him yelling at whomever is deserving...? He just sounds like an angry you. So by my guess you are fairly tall about 6'2 or 3, slim, and mostly silver throughout the full head of hair. ..and used to smoke. ? He seems like a former smoker with no time for sillyass games on the job. Other than that he's a swell guy in a really big green truck.
@GravitySucks Listened to an old gabcast last Sunday where you were cohosting and BTW I have a good number of those shows so I know your voice and slight accent. One of the senior electrical guys at the site sounds exactly like you. However he's from a little town in BC called Quesnel where he was born a raised. So I don't know who has the accent. The guy get's angry on various occasions throughout the day as we hear him yelling at whomever is deserving...? He just sounds like an angry you. So by my guess you are fairly tall about 6'2 or 3, slim, and mostly silver throughout the full head of hair. ..and used to smoke. ? He seems like a former smoker with no time for sillyass games on the job. Other than that he's a swell guy in a really big green truck.
Am I close?
@KSM your offer sounds inviting. Unfortunately I have 10 more days of Thailand to suffer through.
Of the places I've been, Thailand is my favorite - by far. The land of smiles.
What parts are you visiting this trip?
I’m in Ko Phangan right now. Been to Bangkok, Pattaya, Rayong, Samet, Phuket, Patong, Samui, Uttaradit, Nong Khai, Udon Thani, Laos to reset my visa, Loei, Chiang Mai, Pai, Chiang Rai and probably a few other places I forgot. Headed back to Bangkok tomorrow, then a 3 day tour to Angkor Wat in Cambodia, back up north for a few days and then I head back out of Bangkok on the 17th. Magical holiday so far.
Dang, that's a nice trip - haha, yeah the 30 day visa run. Angkor is fantastic - you'll need a car and guide to see and learn as much as possible in the 3 days (or perhaps just a bike and a book).
If you like ruins the ones I liked were Sukhothai (and nearby Si Satchanalai, which has far fewer tourists), and Ayutthaya for a day trip (50 mi north of BKK)
... Keeping the Thai women interested in ancient ruins is slightly more than a challenge. They want to find something to eat. Constantly...
... I found a 3 day van tour that will take 4 of us. Friend, her sister and a friend. To Angkor Wat so we will have our own driver. Almost all inclusive- even includes a hot air balloon ride...
http://www.cambodiatourcenter.com/tour-details.php?code=CA3#2
would a modern day Prophet speak in some Holy Glory Truth King James lingo or the language of memes?How did they get that paper to stick to the brick wall? That's odd. And BTW her sleeves are too long as if the jacket is oversized. A lot of disturbing things going on there.
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This is more a random stupid complaint/whine. My phone is messing up. Big time. It drops calls. When I use speakerphone I can hear the other person but she can't hear me. Ok Google ignores me. The screen freezes. Too many other weird things. What makes all of this worse is all of these problems are intermittent. I had to scrounge around and find an old phone. The only one I could find was my last unsmart phone
I have had this phone for maybe 4 months. I'm already constantly dealing with Evil Alexa on my Fire. Now this. I have the worst electronic qi. Why can't I have nice things? That work?
What is the lesson here? WHY ME???????
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... I have had this phone for maybe 4 months. I'm already constantly dealing with Evil Alexa on my Fire.
Now this. Why am I cursed with electronic qi? Why can't I have nice things? That work...
@TigerLily "Do not place your faith in such trinkets of deception" - Dracula (Bram Stoker's) The Gary Oldman version.
What is the lesson here? WHY ME???????
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@TigerLily "Do not place your faith in such trinkets of deception" - Dracula (Bram Stoker's) The Gary Oldman version.
Technology is EVIL and synthetic. I'd send us all back to the 70's when shit was real. Although I guess I'd need a diaper change :-\
Don't ignore me on this one. These devices are nothing more than distraction driven by a malevolent agenda. Don't be a sucker, you're better than that. Too much? I don't care.
@KSM You had me at Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm a sucker for vampires (get it? sucker?) and nobody played Dracula like Gary Oldman. I watch it at least every Halloween season+1 Wow, I thought you were gonna rip me a new one for that. Yeah, it is one fantastic movie. I can't wait till the Halloween season is upon us when I'll have reason to switch to SCARY PENIS! :o :o :o BWaahhh
I believe you are right about technological toys. I'm just proud I resisted the Apple temptation (hmm. I'm on a roll tonight with the metaphors). I actually do resist new tech for awhile. I was the last of my friends to get a smartphone. I resisted until it became more of an inconvenience not having one. But I will continue my own little rebellion. Especially since Tech treats me so bad.
It is really sad to see everyone ignoring real people and life as they stare at their phones. Thanks for the pep talk
Isn't qi positive energy?
Have you tried acupuncture on it?
+1 Wow, I thought you were gonna rip me a new one for that. Yeah, it is one fantastic movie. I can't wait till the Halloween season is upon us when I'll have reason to switch to SCARY PENIS! :o :o :o BWaahhh
@KSM You had me at Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm a sucker for vampires (get it? sucker?) and nobody played Dracula like Gary Oldman. I watch it at least every Halloween season
I believe you are right about technological toys. I'm just proud I resisted the Apple temptation (hmm. I'm on a roll tonight with the metaphors). I actually do resist new tech for awhile. I was the last of my friends to get a smartphone. I resisted until it became more of an inconvenience not having one. But I will continue my own little rebellion. Especially since Tech treats me so bad.
It is really sad to see everyone ignoring real people and life as they stare at their phones. Thanks for the pep talk
Hey TL, you are both funny AND smart! Always savor when you post. Please do so more often! ;D
Hey TL, you are both funny AND smart! Always savor when you post. Please do so more often! ;D
@skittles ! I just now noticed you're the poster formerly known as pawpourri. I always thought you were fun and clever in the Old Country. Now I consider your compliment very high praise indeed. Thanks again
I need to make deviled eggs. Pronto!@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them. Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to AllOH
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@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them. Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.
Anyways, I hope yours were good. And shell-less
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to AllI
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That’s why you crack those fuckers on the bowl instead of the counter @juan.Even better you can use a drill 1/4inch bit drilling just through the shell at the top and the bottom of the
It's autumnal equinox. I didn't have to worry about an animal sacrifice this year. My little cat who was a runt and forever stuck at the size of a 5 or 6 month old kitten helped me out. She is the worst huntress. The most she can usually catch is a bug or more often a left over lizard my hunter is done with. But at 4 in the morning when I opened my back door a very unpleasant surprise was waiting for me. An artfully placed dead little mouse with an army of ants already covering it. I nearly stepped on it. Lovely. Nice way to celebrate the Equinox. Mabon Blessings to All
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Even better you can use a drill 1/4inch bit drilling just through the shell at the top and the bottom of thepancake::) oops, sorry, EGG! You then press your lips airtight around the holes and blow into them and watch the shell begin to fall away in large segments leaving nothing but the well peeled gift from baby Jesus. Try it, it works. @BartEllProducer @juan
I know what I'm talking about!
I’ll let you make yourself a YouTube egg star first.I'll make an eggsample out of you. That's all I got.
#EggBlower
@ShayP You make deviled eggs? Nice! I used to absolutely love them until at a BBQ years ago when there was a rather generous amount of eggshell in one sudden bite of an otherwise perfect egg. Fucking ruined me from them. Same thing happened with pancakes on my 18th birthday, again eggshells! Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings. Fuck.
Anyways, I hope yours were good. And shell-less
Speaking of hunting... My cats are strictly indoors after living near train tracks, learning about how native birds are being killed and then I saw some kid ride his bicycle right at a cat and kick it...
With my three cats, they have come to expect to have me throw their treats. I cannot skip a day without hearing about it from them (the three of them simultaneously with their long drawn-out growling-like meows). They get highly agitated, they have been so spoiled. I get the treats and throw them in an area that's about 1400 square feet. They chase them and that is what they enjoy. Each of the three has their own turf, they don't cross into the others' either. When I grab the bag, they go and stand in the middle of each of their sections. They're getting their hunt on. 😺😺😺
Great story. Cats are so smart. And looks like they have taught you the Big Lesson. We work for themYep. I am reminded of that every time I'm home and they need to use the litter box. I must come with them.
@KSM Oh yeah. I love deviled eggs and I make them in a variety of ways. You won't find a piece of shell in any eggs I make, ever. I'm trying to figure out how someone made deviled eggs that had shells in them. I can see why you were put off. The pancake thing too. Ugh. I totally understand avoiding foods after a bad experience. I did the same with chicken wings. Didn't eat them for 30 years. Now I crush them. :D@ShayP Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.
@ShayP Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.
ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange. :o
@ShayP Well you're giving me something to think about. Might have to ease up and try them again. According to the person I've promised to fuck the rest of my life she makes great deviled eggs, but I've never wanted to find out. I shall give in.. maybe this weekend.
ok, you can't just drop a bad chicken wing tease. What happened, undercooked and you got deathly ill? Or something completely strange. :o
@KSM Have your lady make you those eggs man! I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. ;D
Alright, regarding the chicken thing. When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned. There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken. I never had a wing before. She said "try it." I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way. Not totally raw but grossly undercooked. She thought by my expression I was just being fussy. I told her I didn't want it. She told me to eat it. I bit into it again. Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips. I almost puked. Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked.
It really affected me for years. I only would eat poultry if it was boneless. (Breasts, tenders) Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings. I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.
@KSM Have your lady make you those eggs man! I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. ;D
Alright, regarding the chicken thing. When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned. There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken. I never had a wing before. She said "try it." I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way. Not totally raw but grossly undercooked. She thought by my expression I was just being fussy. I told her I didn't want it. She told me to eat it. I bit into it again. Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips. I almost puked. Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked.
It really affected me for years. I only would eat poultry if it was boneless. (Breasts, tenders) Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings. I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.
I had a grilled wing in Thailand. It was smaller than a chicken wing. I asked my Thai friend what kind of wing it was. Her answer was “little birdâ€. It wasn’t bad but I stopped at one.
Wings are comprised of bone and skin (fat), with very little meat. To me they aren't really worth the time it takes to get to the tiny meat part, and covering them with goo so people will eat the skin is just gross and fattening.
@KSM Have your lady make you those eggs man! I'll keep my fingers crossed that there are no shells. ;DShit, we're heading to a wing place in about 30 minutes or whenever she's done "getting dressed" ::) ::) ::) all kinds of wings in all sizes and sorts. Why is it that I can order the duck breast that comes medium rare? Still a fucking bird! We had both on our farm when I was a little shit so I always assumed they have to be cooked the same.
Alright, regarding the chicken thing. When I was a little boy my Mom dragged me to a cookout that some people she worked with planned. There was a table of food and I was snacking on some things and Mom asks me if I want some chicken. I never had a wing before. She said "try it." I bit into it and it wasn't cooked all the way. Not totally raw but grossly undercooked. She thought by my expression I was just being fussy. I told her I didn't want it. She told me to eat it. I bit into it again. Well, as I pulled away after another bite a vein snapped off and smacked me on my lips. I almost puked. Mom didn't seem to notice the state of the chicken but another woman brought it to everyone's attention that some of the chicken was undercooked.
It really affected me for years. I only would eat poultry if it was boneless. (Breasts, tenders) Then nearly 30 years later I gave it a shot since everyone I knew loved wings. I overcame my fear and now I love 'em.
Shit, we're heading to a wing place in about 30 minutes or whenever she's done "getting dressed" ::) ::) ::) all kinds of wings in all sizes and sorts. Why is it that I can order the duck breast that comes medium rare? Still a fucking bird! We had both on our farm when I was a little shit so I always assumed they have to be cooked the same.
@KSM Commercial chickens are raised and processed differently than ducks. Chickens have a tendency to harbor more bacteria, etc. Ducks are waterfowl and chickens are not. There are other factors as well. Duck is perfectly fine to eat mid-rare, etc. Chicken...NEVER.
Enjoy your wings and have fun with your lady. I'm sure craft beer will be part of the menu. ;)
Or enjoy your lady and have fun with your wings
Morg...........................?
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.
And brown cows make chocolate milk. 🙃
veal :(
And brown cows make chocolate milk. 🙃
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.That or you keep a maniac around to suck the teets on a regular basis. You'll always be able to say Yes when asked, got milk.
I thought cows just made milk.
Before today I had no idea cows had to have a calf every year to continue making milk.
I thought cows just made milk.
City kids 🙄Cows' carry those calves inside them a long time and they are full of maternal hormones. Right after birth, the babies are ripped away from the mothers, who wail and cry hard. I can't imagine being full of motherly hormones and seeing the little living reward of a long, burdensome pregnancy... only to have it torn away from my soul. The least the farmers could do is alter the cows hormones to increase indifference. It is simply inhumane. Thank you for reminding me of this topic. I need to remember to switch to Chao cheese. I already don't drink milk. Maybe I can switch to goat yogurt. I just can't support the dairy industry very much. Just an occassional dessert. I get sick when I think of how the cows are mistreated. There is no reason for it, other than corporate greed. Just sickening. And God only knows what happens to the calves. There is no reason they can't let the mothers love their babies (and vice versa) for a few months. Those farmers should be taught right from wrong. Most of those farms are walled off and have no trespassing signs all over. Someone could drop signed petitions from a drone, though.
PEDO BEEF!Thank you. I agree.
Most people put far too much ricotta in their lasagnas. It's all about the ratio, we must have balance - and the piece must hold it's shape when cut out of the pan and placed on the plate but it must NOT be holding it's shape because it is dry. Yucky. I have stopped adding spinach, period! I use to add spinach to a cottage cheese layer and it was ok.. but I've found a much better way. Another mistake church lady types and grammas around the world make it having an inconsistency within the consistency of the meat! You'll get large chinks of burger mixed with small chunks and so on. We must pulse our cooked meat mixture in the food processor resulting in a beautiful meaty texture that is pleasing to the eater. This must also be done with taco meat. I am very civilized.
You’re not civilized if you don’t use Italian sausageWhat, you want my complete recipe? That almost sounded aggressive :o I do in fact use spicy Italian sausage as 50 percent of the meat mixture. Of course the other 50 is a high quality ground beef. I will also add some fine asiago to the mixture with some caramelized onion and sweated garlic from warm butter.
What, you want my complete recipe? That almost sounded aggressive :o I do in fact use spicy Italian sausage as 50 percent of the meat mixture. Of course the other 50 is a high quality ground beef. I will also add some fine asiago to the mixture with some caramelized onion and sweated garlic from warm butter.
So you see, I. AM. CIVILIZED.
Goodnight.
Fucking onions
Apparently due to drought and flooding, there is an onion crisis in India. The president decreed no onions can be exported, merchants are forbidden to hoard them.
Last time I went to India (years ago), I packed scotch and cigarettes to spread around, as needed (at the time, India wasn't allowing foreign exchange to be spent on foreign made consumer goods, so they mfg their own booze and cigs). Hell, go now and pack onions.
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Hey @PB
I spent 3 days in Siem Reap. The street urchin souvenir vendors were a real pain in the ass. Much more aggressive than what I encountered in Thailand. I didn’t like the food or the prices there either.
I've been pretty lucky not encountering swarms of street kids. I think tourist infrastructure has been built up considerably in places I've been since I was there, and back-pack tourists who get to these places first aren't exactly known for over-tipping.
What I hate are the monkeys that live at some of the major tourist sites. I've encountered them in India, Nepal, Thailand, and Cambodia. They'll jump on people, take their things, surround them on narrow pathways and demand food. They scratch and bite each other, all scab covered and bloody. I usually pick up the biggest stick I can find and they leave me alone. They're unbelievably strong, fast, and agile, and pack up together. One of these things bites you and the vacation is over.
Hey @PB
I spent 3 days in Siem Reap. The street urchin souvenir vendors were a real pain in the ass. Much more aggressive than what I encountered in Thailand. I didn’t like the food or the prices there either.
I didn’t see any monkeys but the women I was traveling with were culturally adverse to going into the jungle. They are all farmers so they handle the outdoors but something about the jungle makes them uncomfortable. A few short hikes to get to some of the waterfalls and up to one viewpoint was all I could talk them into as far as nature hikes.
@PB we got extremely lucky it was low season. I would guess there were only 400 people on the entire grounds of Angkor Wat and less than a dozen at the Banyon temple.
@PB we got extremely lucky it was low season. I would guess there were only 400 people on the entire grounds of Angkor Wat and less than a dozen at the Banyon temple.
@GravitySucks Did you go up in the hot air balloon?
No, that was a group tour and I didn’t want to hassle with riding in a van or bus with a bunch of other people I didn’t know. I splurged. We flew from Bangkok to Siem Reap and rented a van, driver and guide for 3 days for 7800 baht. They picked us from the airport and took care of everything for 3 days and then dropped us back off at the airport.Sounds great! One time I rode in a bus with people I didn't know well in another country, and the driver took us to the middle of nowhere on purpose to extort double the money out of us. I guess that could happen in any case, but it was worse because I worried the people with me who had hired the guy didn't use a reputable service, so I worried I was with stupid people. And it turned out, I was. They didn't tell us our destination had no running water.
Moments in Nature
Today, I noticed that Boris (the massive red spider in my yard) had a web up near a wasp's nest. I took Boris and some of his web down with a rake and put him to a more profitable location. The last thing I wanted to happen was a wasp to kill Boris.
Moments in Nature
Today, I noticed that Boris (the massive red spider in my yard) had a web up near a wasp's nest. I took Boris and some of his web down with a rake and put him to a more profitable location. The last thing I wanted to happen was a wasp to kill Boris.
You softie! I save spiders, lizards, caterpillars etc. And of course all the "cute" critters too. Even the hornworms that invaded and devastated my tomato plants. I relocated them out to a nearby, but not too close field. They turn into huge beautiful moths
The moth
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The rescue. But my poor tomatoes and plants 😿
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Murderer.
Sounds great! One time I rode in a bus with people I didn't know well in another country, and the driver took us to the middle of nowhere on purpose to extort double the money out of us. I guess that could happen in any case, but it was worse because I worried the people with me who had hired the guy didn't use a reputable service, so I worried I was with stupid people. And it turned out, I was. They didn't tell us our destination had no running water.
Why is it when driving down the road with 12 car lengths behind me and one car length ahead of me a car will inevitably come zooming up beside me and cut in ahead of me? Are people in that much of a hurry?
Is this a modern version of Mrs Thompson's game?
1. Because they are inconsiderate
2. Yes. For no good reason
3. Because you passed them 20 minutes earlier when they were reading their text messages and doing 50 on the freeway.
;)
Why is it when driving down the road with 12 car lengths behind me and one car length ahead of me a car will inevitably come zooming up beside me and cut in ahead of me? Are people in that much of a hurry?
For vehicles driven 15,000 miles a year, average ownership costs added up to about $8,469 per year in 2017.
... I don't want to see their floppy ass meat hanging out like some puss infested clear plastic bag of cottage cheese.
Not many have the asses to pull off the shorts they wear nowadays.
I don't want to see their floppy ass meat hanging out like some puss infested clear plastic bag of cottage cheese.
They look pretty as a "worm" too. I have tried tomatoes for a few years to consistently pitiful results. A friend said I live too close to the ocean to really be successful... Any thoughts?
Today I learned pluots are a plum-apricot hybrid. All this time I thought the different plouts were just really good plum varieties.
Sorry @sean92008 for the late delay in answering this. I never came back to check for replies. I'm really close to the ocean. The soil was nasty and nothing but weeds would grow. Got some good topsoil and a top layer of really nice compost from a neighbor. I only planted lawn seeds but the tomato plants came up on their own. A previous owner must have had a garden. I would guess at least some tomato plants are pretty hardy since these were dormant for years before they sprung up on their own
I know nothing about gardening so I relied on The Google, neighbors and advice from a gardener who got the lawn started for me. Good luck! I've had a lot of fun with my little garden. But I found out you have to do close inspections daily for hornworms. They blend right into the plant and are ravenous! What you do with them when you catch them is up to your conscience
What does a tomato hornworm taste like? Well, what would you taste like if you'd been stuffing yourself solely with tomato leaves for the better part of a month? Hornworms are ridiculously chlorophyll-rich. They taste great with just about any summer vegetable, but my favorite recipe draws inspiration from the cuisine of the Whistle Stop Cafe, that fictitious Alabama diner made famous by novelist Fanny Flagg.
Fried Green Tomato Hornworms https://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/hornworms.htm
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Fried Green Tomato Hornworms https://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/hornworms.htm
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What does a tomato hornworm taste like? Well, what would you taste like if you'd been stuffing yourself solely with tomato leaves for the better part of a month? Hornworms are ridiculously chlorophyll-rich. They taste great with just about any summer vegetable, but my favorite recipe draws inspiration from the cuisine of the Whistle Stop Cafe, that fictitious Alabama diner made famous by novelist Fanny Flagg.
;D
Has to be a nom de plume for sure. I know. This will be the new craze in cooking shows. "Recipes for a Dying Planet". The first show will be "Bugs. Not Just for Squashing Anymore"
Has to be a nom de plume for sure. I know. This will be the new craze in cooking shows. "Recipes for a Dying Planet". The first show will be "Bugs. Not Just for Squashing Anymore"
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@Evil Twin Of Zen . This website is a hoot. I will use it to plan my next neighborhood open house
been to a lot of places. eaten plenty of insects...
Steer clear of the stir fried crickets - their wings and legs are strong, but brittle. Days later was still picking shards out of my teeth.
Nice crunch though, like popcorn
As an example, we will look at the cricket raised on a high protein grain diet. They are packed with B vitamins being especially high in B12. In fact, crickets offer over triple the amount of B12 when compared to salmon. They are also a good source of the biologically active form of vitamin A and Riboflavin (also known as B2).
When it comes to minerals, edible crickets pack almost five times as much magnesium as beef and three times as much iron. They supply more calcium than milk and they are high in zinc.
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Edible Insect Nutrition Information https://www.edibleinsects.com/insect-nutrition-information/
Edible Insect Nutrition Information https://www.edibleinsects.com/insect-nutrition-information/
" As an example, we will look at the cricket raised on a high protein grain diet. They are packed with B vitamins being especially high in B12. In fact, crickets offer over triple the amount of B12 when compared to salmon. They are also a good source of the biologically active form of vitamin A and Riboflavin (also known as B2).
When it comes to minerals, edible crickets pack almost five times as much magnesium as beef and three times as much iron. They supply more calcium than milk and they are high in zinc.
Wouldn't frying diminish or eliminate some of the vitamins? Would you then have to eat them raw???
I've eaten live bugs, baked bugs, and stir-fried bugs. None of them taste particularly bad, mostly a texture thing. Except termites. Live they taste minty. But you do end up with stuff in your teeth. Down side? Takes a lot of them to make a meal.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.htmlMy God. That is just horrible. I agree with you. I guess I'll move to the whatever open lines thread to post my inane drivel.
Pedophile from Indiana walks 351 miles to Wisconsin (well not really, someone gave him a bus ticket for part of the journey) to have sex with what he thought was a 14 year old girl. I hope they castrate him.
He had better options.
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If you were to lick the pepperoni, do you think you could stick the pizza on a window?Yooouuuu dink! I hate it when they put the thin meat on top and it curls up like lil soup bowls. Pepperoni is tricky, has to be done right.
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I LIKE THE CUT OF MY OWN JIB. Whatcha gonna do about itLOL ;D That's a good one!
After 25 years Disney is finally developing a sequel for Hocus Pocus. I looking forward to it way more than I should ;DSelena Gomez and Debby Ryan would be interesting in this...
After 25 years Disney is finally developing a sequel for Hocus Pocus. I looking forward to it way more than I should ;DWow! Has it been that long! Man! I've got to get off the decaf. ;)
This tree has no leaves.
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If you were to lick the pepperoni, do you think you could stick the pizza on a window?Yes.
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This tree has no leaves.Wow. You could harvest some serious fertilizer from under that bad boy.
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They finally invented a gymnastics event that I can’t even imagine myself trying. They picked the correct title.X-Men and Women. @GravitySucks That stuff always blows my mind. I did the rings all through high school, won a few tournaments too. One day a guy in gym class missed the pummel horse (or something) all we heard from across the gym was somebody screaming in agony. When I got with eight feet of the guy I noticed his tibia was completely snapped in half and poking way out his skin and bent at a 90 degree angle in a very unfortunate direction. You can't un-see or even unhear those kinds of things.
I really don't have a clue what the hell is going on.
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.
I wonder when I'll have jury duty.
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Teared up at the Remembrance Day ceremony today. These things really bring you back down to Earth. Hard.
Why doesn't Jimmy Carter use one of these?Hahahaha.
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... Explanation: We want him to fall and die...
This is a well known fact. Even ultra left wingers know this.https://twitter.com/i/status/1193680730116767751 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1193680730116767751)
Wanted that since 1977.
Worst ex-president ever, he never forgave the American people for firing him in 1980 and has been nothing but bitter and nasty ever since
You guys hate peanut farmers. Didn't Jimmy start habitat for humanity?
He’s just a volunteer. He didn’t start it. That’s about the only thing he did that I have respect for. I actually voted for him in the first election I could vote in. My frontal lobe wasn’t fully developed.Prejudice I imagine. If Ford went to Northwestern, I'm sure he would have got your vote.
Prejudice I imagine. If Ford went to Northwestern, I'm sure he would have got your vote.
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Ford was better than most gave him credit for. I saw him when he flew into Plattsburgh AFB to visit the US athletes during the 1976 Summer Olympics which were in Montreal. He lost that election when during the debates he said the Poles were a totaloy independent and autonomous people. I’ll never forget the reaction that Jimmy Carter had.
I actually knew what he meant but he never recovered. Nuanced answers don’t win debates.
@TigerLily seems to dig football players. Wonder if she would have set ideology aside and just voted based on pure studliness?
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@Walks_At_Night You wouldn't believe what I have done for the sake of pure studliness
@Walks_At_Night You wouldn't believe what I have done for the sake of pure studliness
Or who.
You guys hate peanut farmers. Didn't Jimmy start habitat for humanity?
Whom
Hahahaha.
Explanation: We want him to fall and die. He costs taxpayers millions of dollars each year for his protection and all those goddamn medical appointments!
Did you say that about President Bush, Sr.? and Barbara Bush? They cost a fortune in protection and lots of medical bills, too.I might have thought that before Trump.
I think anyone who has been President, regardless of party affiliation, deserves that protection and support after their term is over, don't you?
I might have thought that before Trump.Please elaborate?
Please elaborate?I was being flippant. Of course we should protect and serve our former presidents but Trump is a farce of a prez and I would prefer not to spend any more time, money, or concern on him.
I might have thought that before Trump.
Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected. 8)
Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected. 8) +1
But seriously, I'm not sure he wouldn't prefer to use his own people and do his own thing rather than be subject to people protecting him who he doesn't trust. He's been very vocal about not trusting the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service, so I'm not sure what he might prefer. He certainly is a different kind of personality than what we've historically dealt with post-Presidency.
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Ah well, quite right. I stand corrected. 8) +1
But seriously, I'm not sure he wouldn't prefer to use his own people and do his own thing rather than be subject to people protecting him who he doesn't trust. He's been very vocal about not trusting the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service, so I'm not sure what he might prefer. He certainly is a different kind of personality than what we've historically dealt with post-Presidency.
Impacted Farts is a great band name.@Bart Ell I heard them, they really blew. Hahahahahahahaha ;D
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.That pedophile should have worn a bulletproof codpiece... 🙄
That pedophile should have worn a bulletproof codpiece... 🙄
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.
A few weeks ago I went to a funeral where the priest wore a bulletproof vest.What in the world? Doesn't trust God Almighty quite that much, huh?
Just hit halftime on the New England game. If I ever take San Diego weather for granted you* have my permission to slap some sense into meDamn it.
*permission granted solely to BartEll. I don't trust the rest of you dipshits with that type of power. Even the girls. Especially the girls
Instead of a white collar?Good question!
Was he famous for bad sermons?
Instead of a white collar?
Was he famous for bad sermons?
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.
The creepiest has to be his tongue.
My guess is he enjoys being alive and that may have been at risk on that particular day.
As it was for everyone there.
Never thought I'd see him here. Oz Fox or Tim Gaines next?
You were at risk too??
You mustn't do such risky things, we NEEEEEEEEEEED you!
was it mafia?
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.Um Bart, The tongue is a vital part of the singing mechanical anatomy. That's also how me and Ken get all the chicks!!
The creepiest has to be his tongue.
Um Bart, The tongue is a vital part of the singing mechanical anatomy. That's how me and Ken get all the chicks!!
If you use your tongue on the chicks like that they will think you just slapped them with a bloated fish.Ya know, sometimes it's like you just don't even want to participate in my jackassness.
Michael Sweet was the only talent in that band.
Damn it.
Hah! I knew it!;)
There are lots of creepy things about Ken Tamplin.How has he not learned how to take care of his hair?
The creepiest has to be his tongue.
How has he not learned how to take care of his hair?
Had to take a leak in a customers house today. They had this picture sitting on the toilet tank. You'd think the female wouldn't have such a big smile..
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Took a Christmassy drive out to the outer edge of town today. Beautiful stuff with the snow frosted trees and all the local scenery that winter has to offer. Fine! On the way back (still out there) happened to see a guy out with an axe illegally cutting *cough* butchering his Christmas tree down. Whatever. But the fucking idiot was just hacking away at the thing, no way it will ever grow back. He could've sawed the tree down in a way that doesn't permanently kill the tree but like a careless savage he just hacks away. $30. would have gotten him a properly cut tree without leaving city limits.
What an asshole
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently. Damn odd, man.
Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer
This new name is so fucking ridiculous. How the hell can I feel good about any avatar I use? Poor Vera - currently. Damn odd, man.
Think I'll have to get a Christmas warmer
Although I am still recovering from that ordeal
Vera doesn't mind. Just give her an extra Snausage. A Christmas warmer? Like mittens? That would make a nice pic. You can use @Bluejay 's phallic Christmas tree. Or change your handle. Although I am still recovering from that ordeal
It's not over.
It's not over.GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!! **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!! **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**
May I suggest, PolkaPenis?
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!! **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**
May I suggest, PolkaPenis?
We can do better.
Hi @PolkaPeePee
YOU DID IT!!! You MANIAC!!! Actually, I feel a little sorry for you. I don't think she will be pleased
GOOD!! Let's crank up the Christmas heat on deez beotches!! **Extreeeeeme maniacal laughter**You may not! Fuckers!
May I suggest, PolkaPenis?
The Bart has never had to deal with an unpleased woman.
You little shit!
You may not! Fuckers!
I may be laughing but I do NOT think it’s FUNNY!
I have a whip. And I know how to use it 😾 Sort ofPerfect. Now do we use the whip to tie him up and stick him upside down in the snow or should we just beat him with it?
Better you than me. I mean, Go Get'em PeePee!Whose side are you on? ???
You may not! Fuckers!Ok, I think the best thing we can do here is to step back, have a seat and stay calm while...…... I RUN AWAY!!! AhhHaaaaa!!!
I may be laughing but I do NOT think it’s FUNNY!
Ok, I think the best thing we can do here is to step back, have a seat and stay calm while...…... I RUN AWAY!!! AhhHaaaaa!!!A day or TWO!?!
It's just for like a day or two.. all good.. hugs hugs?
A day or TWO!?!I just +1 nd you. We're good. yes
You little shit!
I just +1 nd you. We're good. yesOh you’ll get yours. Don’t worry.
Where's the gratitude for all the fun I bring to your lives??
That's Toronto looking like a ghost town floating on the water.How many legs, feet and hands are in that lake?
This is also as close as I like to get to Toronto.
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How many legs, feet and hands are in that lake?
You little shit!
Four that I can confirm.Do you empty the nursery there periodically? That looks like it would do fine.
Oh you’ll get yours. Don’t worry.
Do you empty the nursery there periodically? That looks like it would do fine.
I have a whip. And I know how to use it 😾 Sort of
do we use the whip to tie him up and stick him upside down in the snow or should we just beat him with it?BOTH!! I'll buy the whiskey!
Nice side business...
BOTH!! I'll buy the whiskey!
You mean all your time in San Diego and you never visited Mistress TigerLily's House of Pain?
conveniently located next to House of Blues
It's in the Google
I'm the guy that skipped out after we agreed to extras mid-session. Two fingers were NOT agreed upon. I couldn't wipe for a week!
That's Toronto looking like a ghost town floating on the water.Don’t they pronounce it “Tah-rawna�
This is also as close as I like to get to Toronto.
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Don’t they pronounce it “Tah-rawna�
I take it back. Thank you for restoring my good name.@PolkaDot YOU'RE WELCOME!! Cry baby :'(
@PolkaDot YOU'RE WELCOME!! Cry baby :'(Bitch, please.
Bitch, please.
I'll have two.Wait in line - no cutting.
Wait in line - no cutting.
I'm not emo.Thank bartness. The cleaning lady is gone for the weekend and getting blood out of hugging silks is ridiculous.
I'm getting free diamonds in my #Clickacy. Santa loves me 😻Yeah, blood diamonds :'( But as long as your pretty little phalanges look sweet :( cool 8)
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Yeah, blood diamonds :'( But as long as your pretty little phalanges look sweet :( cool 8)
In 24 hrs that could be quite prophetic.Like, crapping diamonds??? ;D
Hey, Christmas Tree Penis. This click was for you. Shopping for a sister wife?I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.
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I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.
I don't have to shop. They're already hand selected for me.
Cheese danish, with cherries, blueberries, or peaches. That's all I want at this very moment. Oh, and a cup of coffee to go with it. No cream or sugar.
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@Jólakötturinn I let out a sigh of happiness. Yet these are unattainable to me. You temptress. ;D I would eat all of those now and regret it later.@ShayP By later you mean January.. ? I think we'll all have a few extra pounds of guilt going into the new year. I still have left over Halloween candy. Last week my wife brought home a lot of Christmas sweets and chocolate temptations (I have a problem) there is a box of Turtles that I have been making my way through without anybody knowing. I put a sticky paper inside that says "self control" just incase you're wondering? that method doesn't work. She'll open the box on the 21st and I'll be scattering and giggling ;D ;D ;D ;D
@ShayP By later you mean January.. ? I think we'll all have a few extra pounds of guilt going into the new year. I still have left over Halloween candy. Last week my wife brought home a lot of Christmas sweets and chocolate temptations (I have a problem) there is a box of Turtles that I have been making my way through without anybody knowing. I put a sticky paper inside that says "self control" just incase you're wondering? that method doesn't work. She'll open the box on the 21st and I'll be scattering and giggling ;D ;D ;D ;D
@ I have nearly 100 pounds of guilt already. Don't need anymore. ;)So my bitching about 5-7 lb's of guilt that I will lose by mid January will fall on deaf ears? Is that what you're telling me?
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@Jólakötturinn I let out a sigh of happiness. Yet these are unattainable to me. You temptress. ;D I would eat all of those now and regret it later.
So my bitching about 5-7 lb's of guilt that I will lose by mid January will fall on deaf ears? Is that what you're telling me?
I understand completely. Dairy is not my friend, but every now and then, temptation becomes too great. Last time I was with my family, they decided to go to a Louisiana-style restaurant. Their creole fettuccine was deemed well worth the swelling.
@Christmas Farm Penis Oh no. It will not fall on deaf ears. I support you and am confident you will achieve that goal. You should raise the bar however and add a few more pounds of guilt. Go for the gusto! ;D@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th :o By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!
@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th :o By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!
I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep
Wouldn't the cake be spoiled/rotten in three weeks?You're being silly ;D As I said the cake is meant to be symbolic of all the temptation around the house. But since we're talking in the literal sense, I guess I better eat that cake. Want some? It's divine. Mmmmm
@ShayP I'm at about 4 up right now and it's only the 11th :o By the 31st it'll be 7-9. No more though because the mental torture I'll put myself through will start the year off on a bad foot. let me ask you this; if someone puts a devils food chocolate cake (or whatever your poison is) on the table and tells you to wait three weeks - can you do it? The cake is symbolic of all the chocolaty goodness around here. Temptation everywhere!
I thank you for listening. I will now eat my wonderful ham n spicey monterey jack cheese omelet. Yep
How far is too far, Bart?
The man has feelings!
FLESHNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE???? :o :o :o :o :o :o
I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019
@Christmas Farm Penis Oh hell no! I have an addictive personality so if it is something I really like and I can have as much as I want, I will crush it. Consume it all and feel like shit afterward even though I know better. In the past I've eaten entire pies in less than 2 days.
I've disciplined myself over the last few years so I don't partake as heavily. In fact I'm dieting (almost 3 months) and avoiding temptation...for now. ;) I'll treat myself on my birthday and the next day on Christmas. Two straight days of yummies. :D
Hopefully your omelet wasn't sad like last time.
...I kid...I kid. ;D
Blink twice if you were forced to post this under the threat of extreme moderation.
I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019Um, I've always been this
She's not doing anything spectacular there. simple boxing style 'rope a dope' triplets and basic F-roll (fist roll) but.. good for her. I do something called Bible style baggin that involes fists and elbows hitting all around the bag. Front, sides, and the rear ;D
Um, I've always been thisbadgood.
If I've changed anything it's that I'm giving you glimpses into my reality and the maniacal carnage that goes on in within the confides of my head 25/7.
She's not doing anything spectacular there. simple boxing style 'rope a dope' triplets and basic F-roll (fist roll) but.. good for her. I do something called Bible style baggin that involes fists and elbows hitting all around the bag. Front, sides, and the rear ;D
I nominate @KSM for Most Improved Poster of 2019The odds of that is 100%.
@damon What were the odds of that?!?!?
The odds of that is 100%.Pay him no heed @damon He's up to hooliganisms and madcap like hijinks 'n stuff. Have a Merry Christmas, sir. I insist :D
Blink twice if you were forced to post this under the threat of extreme moderation.Was that a twitch or a blink? I couldn't tell. *shrug*
FLESHNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE???? :o :o :o :o :o :oWell yes, boiling makes them much too tough. Make sure to split them though or they'll jump right out of the pan.
Happy Birthday, @ShayP!Oh Damn! Good call Rikki! Happy Birthday @ShayP
Pay him no heed @damon He's up to hooliganisms and madcap like hijinks 'n stuff. Have a Merry Christmas, sir. I insist :DI will sir. I hope that you and the rest of the cool ELLGABBERS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO.
Well yes, boiling makes them much too tough. Make sure to split them though or they'll jump right out of the pan.Bart is there a scared shitless emoji available?
I will sir. I hope that you and the rest of the cool ELLGABBERS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO.
Excuse me??? You will pay me every heed I am entitled to!!!Yes you entitled too we'll talk about the details soon.
Bart is there a scared shitless emoji available?
Was that a twitch or a blink? I couldn't tell. *shrug*
Happy Birthday, @ShayP!
Oh Damn! Good call Rikki! Happy Birthday @ShayP
@Rikki Gins @PolkaDot Thanks so much! :)
Oh no!
Happy belated birthday to you
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I never understood the lyrics to Roger Miller's "Little Green Apples." It does in fact rain in Indianapolis in the summertime. And it does snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes. I mean...c'mon! I just can't read between the lines.I have (and love) the Sinatra album, Cycles. Lil green apples is one of the songs on that great record. I always take the lyrics for sarcasm. There is another song called By The Time I Get To Phoenix that sounds like a love song but in reality the dude is leaving her sorry ass and she's too stupid to know it even though he tried to tell her many times before ::) @ShayP
@ShayP
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I have (and love) the Sinatra album, Cycles. Lil green apples is one of the songs on that great record. I always take the lyrics for sarcasm. There is another song called By The Time I Get To Phoenix that sounds like a love song but in reality the dude is leaving her sorry ass and she's too stupid to know it even though he tried to tell her many times before ::) @ShayP
PS the song title track, Cycles is my death song to be played at my funeral - It's beautiful. Gonna make those fuckers ball their asses off. Fuck Everyone!! Except you coz it's your birthday :D
I'm checkin' it out. I love Sinatra. 8)@ShayP The entire Cycles album is great. 1965 - way before we were even sperm!!!!
@ShayP The entire Cycles album is great. 1965 - way before we were even sperm!!!!
@KSM I was a spermatozoa in 1965. My sperm tail wasn't fully grown until 1970 when my Mom got knocked up. Since we're on the subject, my father was a worthless piece of shit. :DWell ok then. I accept your answer. My dad sued me in 2016!!
Well ok then. I accept your answer. My dad sued me in 2016!!
Spermatozoa: That was the worst music festival ever! But we all came away with healthy skin. @ShayP
@KSM No offense, but fuck your dad then. If I'm out of line, I apologize. Hey, at least he was part of your life! LOL! And the second remark you posted resulted in a genuine spit-take. ;D ;D ;D ;)Apology is not applicable here. He did what he did and now he lives in double wide, in a PARK. I wonder if he knows that Bubbles guy?
Cheers man!
Frowns for bad Dads. Sorry you both didn't have better.@anniem you changed your dog! :)
@anniem you changed your dog! :)
Frowns for bad Dads. Sorry you both didn't have better.
Thanks @anniem :-* But I think we turned out okay. Well, at least me. @KSM worries me at times.No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D
@anniem you changed your dog! :)@PolkaDot Still not a fan of your latest avatar. I have some suggestions for you if you'd like. ;D
No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D
Thanks @anniem :-* But I think we turned out okay. Well, at least me. @KSM worries me at times. ;D For me, I never gave it much thought growing up. I had my Mom and Nana, plus other family. Honestly, I can't miss what I never knew or experienced. I just know that my father bailed on us after I turned one and he never had contact with me or contributed anything to us. Well, my Mom dragged him into court a few times but things were different in the 70's. He'd pay out the nose nowadays. ;)
No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D@KSM Darling, you had best get used to disappointment . Now, go make me a nice scramble and put on that apron I like.
@PolkaDot Still not a fan of your latest avatar. I have some suggestions for you if you'd like. ;D
I want an Edsel. Seriously. This one:
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No worries. I was bonkers before he sued me ;D
I want an Edsel. Seriously. This one:What in the world....
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What was wrong with those?
What in the world....
@PolkaDot You wouldn't want to go to the New Year's Eve party in one of these? Pffft! ;DI’m tall - will I fit if I have an updo?
I just know that my father bailed on us after I turned one and he never had contact with me or contributed anything to us.
I’m tall - will I fit if I have an updo?
Could it be due to you demonstrating a weak throwing arm with no chance of a career in baseball?
@Bart Ell Yeah, could be. I was still working on my mechanics at the age of one. Pitch selection was a bitch. Small hands and all. I wasn't really bringing the heat until I was five.
There are alligators down here.
@KSM Darling, you had best get used to disappointment . Now, go make me a nice scramble and put on that apron I like.Yes ma'am. Just to clarify - you're talking about my custom made frontless-backless apron, correct? @PolkaDot
Thank you @anniem I am officially a FUN, 1!!! This gives me new found freedoms to backslide like a muthafucka! Not that I will..
@KSM is a fun one. :)
I want an Edsel. Seriously. This one:
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When I was in high school I went to a classic car show in LA. BTW why did high school boys think car shows would be a fun date? Anyway. I've always been a sports car kind of girl. But I saw this at that far show and fell deeply in love. 1933 Dusenberg. And this one matches my dress
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There are alligators down here.
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Where the hell are you now? Everglades? @GravitySucks
When I was in high school I went to a classic car show in LA. BTW why did high school boys think car shows would be a fun date? Anyway. I've always been a sports car kind of girl. But I saw this at that far show and fell deeply in love. 1933 Dusenberg. And this one matches my dress
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@ShayP Port Aransas. On the north end of Padre Island.
What was a new car doing at a classic car show?
Yes ma'am. Just to clarify - you're talking about my custom made frontless-backless apron, correct? @PolkaDot@KSM that’s the one.
What did Howard Cunningham drive?
Okay @GravitySucks I was ready to play a game of Where in the World is GravitySucks? ;)
Padre Island is the world’s longest barrier island. It is about 113 miles long. This is the first time I have been on the northern end. In the past I have always gone to South Padre.
There are alligators down here.
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Does it need a hug?
Reminder! Never forget that Elmo fucked up Sesame Street. Fuck Elmo. I hope he dies and burns in a Muppet hell.Wow. OK. I’m going to scroll backwards in hope that there is some context. Elmo hate. Out of NOWHERE.
Does it need a hug?Yes. It NEEDS a hug. Please let me know how this turns out.
Reminder! Never forget that Elmo fucked up Sesame Street. Fuck Elmo. I hope he dies and burns in a Muppet hell.
Wow. OK. I’m going to scroll backwards in hope that there is some context. Elmo hate. Out of NOWHERE.
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Pretty sure I'll be starting the KSM - Life Coach thread in early January. Let me, fix you! Let Me In Your Head! You are not broken, you just need a little KSM in your day to day. I will mold you into the person you once saw yourself as in your most hopeful dreams. God blessmeyou.
Seriously, I know a lot of stuff.
@KSM that’s the one.
@PolkaDot Well, it is the 'Random, stupid things on your mind thread.' ;) ;D
Ah, thank you, @ShayP. That explains it.
So is it appropriate to confess that I used to have a "thing" for Monster? the drummer?
I know, I know, drummers are supposed to all be insane. But what musicians, myself included, aren't? And Monster, imho, was very special. Something about the way he said, "Want woman!" 8)
Ah, thank you, @ShayP. That explains it.
So is it appropriate to confess that I used to have a "thing" for Monster? the drummer?
I know, I know, drummers are supposed to all be insane. But what musicians, myself included, aren't? And Monster, imho, was very special. Something about the way he said, "Want woman!" 8)
Yes. It NEEDS a hug. Please let me know how this turns out.
@PolkaDot Was there ever a doubt?LOL!
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@PolkaDot Was there ever a doubt?This was me at the St. Lucia mud baths!
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Photo or it didn't happen. Asking for a friend, of course. 8)Who is the official EllGab Photographer by the way?
Who is the official EllGab Photographer by the way?
@anniem Not sure exactly. I think they marketed it to extensively and couldn't sell many. They seemed to be good mechanically. I also saw something on TV (History Channel) about one of the plants shutting down, Ford downsizing, etc. Anyway, I really like the look of that car. 8)
This was me at the St. Lucia mud baths!
Except I wasn't flexing....
and I had a top on....
and my hair's longer...
Never mind, this is some other muddy person.
I’ve been to St Lucia. Didn’t know about the mud baths.Mud baths and hot springs. Your skin feels amazing afterwords so soft!
Mud baths and hot springs. Your skin feels amazing afterwords so soft!
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@Aquarius Are you thinking about Animal, the drummer? He's cool. Most of the Muppets were. No matter. Elmo was an abomination and dumbed-down (my opinion) the message Sesame Street was teaching. He showed children that it's okay to be an ignorant whiny brat and his vapid nature enforced that in the youth. He should've staid a background character. Henson is spinning in his grave.
BTW...I think Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are one of the best bands. :D
I adore Sesame Street and The Muppet Show. :)
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It's been quite a weekend, let me just say that. I am now in the early stages of relatives-finally-gone recovery. ;)
Why didn't I buy Band-Aids 3 months ago when I thought it would be a good idea to actually have some on hand?
Duct tape baby.A proud member of the 10 essentials.
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Aargh! Of COURSE it's Animal, @ShayP, thank you for correcting my obviously addled comment!Actually Elmo was know as Animal before he finally got his act together and went to therapy. I took a few months at a private clinic in Maine but the Elmo you see today did indeed used to be Animal from the Muppet's. Hollywood and fame can be tough on celebs. ;)
I owe my dear Animal an apology. And I even sold an Animal T-shirt I had from when it first was put (briefly) on the market on Ebay for a really high price! I'd have to look it up, but I think it went for about $80 iirc and it even had a small stain on it from years ago when I wore it happily. Of course now it would be much too small... sigh. +1
It's been quite a weekend, let me just say that. I am now in the early stages of relatives-finally-gone recovery. ;)
And oh wise @Bart Ell, I was going to ask what you meant as I didn't catch the meaning of your Mandela Effect comment the first time I read it, but now... LOL.
See what happens when a person posts when they are too tired to be accurate? Not a wise move. 8)
Duct tape baby.
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I wonder how many gunshots I'll hear tonight?
At dark they began with shotguns here.
Just pretend they're firecrackers. And keep your head down. Stay safe and Happy 2020
At dark they began with shotguns here.
Wow. They got an early start. :o20-years ago, they started at noon. I guess ammo is more expensive now.
20-years ago, they started at noon. I guess ammo is more expensive now.On a serious note- it is crazy expensive. >:(
Why is everybody posting on new years eve? I have a legitimate excuse - We got T-boned while running a GREEN light on the way to the party. Knew we should've just stayed home coz we're FUCKING HOME ANYWAYS!!
AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?
I no longer go outside on NYE. Too many cops.
@KSM Seriously? If so, take some aspirin tonight. You will ache in places you didn’t know you had even had if you think it was minor. Hope everyone is ok.LOL @ the last part. I did stuff to her today meh such is life :-\ ;D
That being said... I have to know. Were you sucking on your wife’s toes right before impact?
This is my 28th NYE sober since I quit drinking. I don’t even go out because of the drunk drivers. NYE and St Patrick’s Day are amateur nights as far as drinking and driving.I'd give you a plus 1 for that. But you have posted about ginger beer..? I assume you're referring to NA beer?
... I don’t even go out because of the drunk drivers. NYE and St Patrick’s Day are amateur nights as far as drinking and driving.
LOL @ the last part. I did stuff to her today meh such is life :-\ ;D
We were in a taxi and the car that hit us hit the back passenger side where she was sitting. I ride in the front. The impact had her head hit the window. We were already fighting before we got in the cab and I wasn't into it anyway. I am fine. She says she's fine but as you point out we'll see tomorrow. She did ice and IBPRFN when we got home like 400 feet back from the crash. Information was exchanged and all that BS. I just wish it would have been sociably acceptable to thank the cuck who hit us for getting me out of the uncomfortable party we were headed to. I know I'm fine but we'll see how she feels when she wakes up at 11:59 in time to ruin my new years eve song that I like to listen to alone.
It'll all come out in the wash as they say
I'd give you a plus 1 for that. But you have posted about ginger beer..? I assume you're referring to NA beer?
She hit her head? Did she black out at all? Checked at the ER?No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;) JK
Just pretend they're firecrackers. And keep your head down. Stay safe and Happy 2020
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;) JK
But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord" The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!" Who knows :-\
Why is everybody posting on new years eve? I have a legitimate excuse - We got T-boned while running a GREEN light on the way to the party. Knew we should've just stayed home coz we're FUCKING HOME ANYWAYS!!Oh no! I hope you're just kidding about your accident. It's hard to tell with you...
AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?
@KSM Seriously? If so, take some aspirin tonight. You will ache in places you didn’t know you had even had if you think it was minor. Hope everyone is ok.Wait- are we starting a betting pool? Am I too late?
That being said... I have to know. Were you sucking on your wife’s toes right before impact?
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;) JK:o
But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord" The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!" Who knows :-\
Glad you're both ok. If either of you ache tomorrow, try to get some arnica, it really helps.Thank you @Aquarius for the well wishes and happy new yearcade to you :)
Oh no! I hope you're just kidding about your accident. It's hard to tell with you...Thank you ? No not kidding. Wouldn't joke about possible head trauma unless it happened to me, and who's to say that it didn't! ;D
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;) JK
But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord" The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!" Who knows :-\
Thank you @Aquarius for the well wishes and happy new yearcade to you :)@KSM I know, I know. Lack of planning on my part. :-[
Thank you ? No not kidding. Wouldn't joke about possible head trauma unless it happened to me, and who's to say that it didn't! ;D
WHY the hell are you home? you are supposed to be out dancing and all the stuff I was being pressured into! @PolkaDot Red dress n all..
AND NO MORE KARMA!!!?
Sorry to hear that.@KSM Smart ass.
It would be great for class moral if you would share with us the details... asking for a few many friends 8) @PolkaDot
What happened to the karma?@anniem I'm not sure. But the zoo might get a lil crowded and they won't even have their own cages! Rough stuff! Unfortunately I have to clean up their poops! GGgaawwwdZooookss!!!
@anniem I'm not sure. But the zoo might get a lil crowded and they won't even have their own cages! Rough stuff! Unfortunately I have to clean up their poops! GGgaawwwdZooookss!!!
@KSM Smart ass.I deleted my post.
I've been running around taking care of everyone and making sure all the party planning for this weekend was done. Today while taking the dogs out for a run this afternoon I was literally like, "shit, what are we doing tonight!?" And I honestly decided to say fuck it. Bath tub. Champagne. Fireplace. A little Ell Gab. Done deal.
This is my 28th NYE sober since I quit drinking.
No black out - just a "WHAT THE FUCK" within the split second of impact. No ER. She's unbreakable. I've tried everything ;) JK
But it's funny because as she screamed "what the fuck" I yelled "Thank you Lord" The little arab driver swears he heard us say ""THAT THOU FORK!" Who knows :-\
@KSM LOL! at "Thank you Lord." ;D Sorry to see you were in a collision. Glad you and the wife escaped relatively unscathed.Oh I'm scratched alright after this mornings wrestling match 8) ;D
Oh I'm scratched alright after this mornings wrestling match 8) ;D
On a separate note I will take this time to announce that Second Christmas will be held on Sunday January 26. Normally C2 is celebrated on the third Sunday of the month but She will be in Phoenix from the 18 thru 24th.
In fact I forget why.Because! The hobbits in middle Earth have second breakfast. That's why I founded Second Christmas :) A complete redo of 12 25 down to the last detail. Music, turkey, company and some gift exchanging. No kids!
Because! The hobbits in middle Earth have second breakfast. That's why I founded Second Christmas :) A complete redo of 12 25 down to the last detail. Music, turkey, company and some gift exchanging. No kids!
Because! The hobbits in middle Earth have second breakfast. That's why I founded Second Christmas :) A complete redo of 12 25 down to the last detail. Music, turkey, company and some gift exchanging. No kids!
...On a separate note I will take this time to announce that Second Christmas will be held on Sunday January 26. Normally C2 is celebrated on the third Sunday of the month but She will be in Phoenix from the 18 thru 24th.
Karma's back! Good work, SIR! +1 (whew)Dammit! I already built in my new options for praise.. etc
Dammit! I already built in my new options for praise.. etc
This is fucking bogus man!
I clicked on (Handjob) but didn't know if was for me to give you, or vice versa. The risk seemed worth it at the time.Hahahaha LMAO ;D
I could be convinced to go the other way, Zero Christmas, declaring the holidays over after Thanksgiving...
No christmas tree? :'( :'( :'( :'(Oooh yes! The tree will still be up. I should have added that :P Even the snow will still be on the ground. Going to be like time travel for insane people :P ;D like @KSM
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Oooh yes! The tree will still be up. I should have added that :P Even the snow will still be on the ground. Going to be like time travel for insane people :P ;D like @KSM
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do? Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..So, what's it do? Do you get fireworks or a warm fuzzy when your buddies post?
So, what's it do? Do you get fireworks or a warm fuzzy when your buddies post?So far all that it does is highlight their name at the bottom of the homepage if they're online. But no, no other bells and whistles to report yet. Once the Stockholm syndrome sets in you should feel fine with it. They're all girls. And ShayP ;D
So far all that it does is highlight their name at the bottom of the homepage if they're online. But no, no other bells and whistles to report yet. Once the Stockholm syndrome sets in you should feel fine with it. They're all girls. And ShayP ;Dnice. I have to say...your av is freaking me out a bit. There's a lot going on there. I keep staring at it trying to figure it all out - then I get distracted.
nice. I have to say...your av is freaking me out a bit. There's a lot going on there. I keep staring at it trying to figure it all out - then I get distracted.That's Lobo. I've gone as him for Halloween. It's good. Like having a license to be a savage in public.
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do? Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..
Decided to add a few members to my Buddy List. What the Ell does that even do? Sadly I could only think of six members and I'm pretty sure five of them would tell me to remove their names from said list..
Am I on it?Yes. Ya good with that? there really doesn't seem to be anything to it, it's odd. But I was curious.
Yes. Ya good with that? there really doesn't seem to be anything to it, it's odd. But I was curious.
So far all that it does is highlight their name at the bottom of the homepage if they're online. But no, no other bells and whistles to report yet. Once the Stockholm syndrome sets in you should feel fine with it. They're all girls. And ShayP ;D
#OCD ?
Sometimes Airbnb guests do weird things like rearrange the places of plates, glasses and more in the cupboards. It drives me nuts! They will take the time to wash the dishes but can't be bothered to put things back the way they found them and BTW they don't reeeaaaly wash the dishes the way they would at home unless they're fuckin' savages! More like they ran shit under warm water and placed them in the tray for five minutes.
Below are two pictures. One - the way THEY left things and the other is the way I!!! corrected things. I can't give them a bad review for this but I can send them a private message AFTER they leave their 5***** review about how rude it is to just go all willy nilly like that. FUCK! THEM!
Yes. OCD. At first I thought I must have looked at the same photo twice. Then noticed the cups. OH MY GOD! THE CUPS ARE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE! 🙀 Honey. It could be so much worse. Relax and count your money 😺*COUGH* Mine is P2. You can see the way things are spaced and not just tossed in unbalanced and uneven. You're a Libra! You should be able to spot the negative flow right away!
*COUGH* Mine is P2. You can see the way things are spaced and not just tossed in unbalanced and uneven. You're a Libra! You should be able to spot the negative flow right away!
Why aren't the cup handles all the same direction??? HOW WILL I GET TO SLEEP NOW?Annie, I have the handles "winged out" my term. Like a butterfly.
Annie, I have the handles "winged out" my term. Like a butterfly.
Oh. OK. That works.Adorable sleepy avatar BTW.
Adorable sleepy avatar BTW.
#OCD ?
Sometimes Airbnb guests do weird things like rearrange the places of plates, glasses and more in the cupboards. It drives me nuts! They will take the time to wash the dishes but can't be bothered to put things back the way they found them and BTW they don't reeeaaaly wash the dishes the way they would at home unless they're fuckin' savages! More like they ran shit under warm water and placed them in the tray for five minutes.
Below are two pictures. One - the way THEY left things and the other is the way I!!! corrected things. I can't give them a bad review for this but I can send them a private message AFTER they leave their 5***** review about how rude it is to just go all willy nilly like that. FUCK! THEM!
@anniem I've been meaning to ask you, what (who) is that little critter in your avatar?
Thanks! @anniem Now I know. Glad the little bugger in your avatar is snoozing now. ;)@anniem is part piglet, part canary and has blue eyes. She a huge appetite and can eat anything
@anniem is part piglet, part canary and has blue eyes. She a huge appetite and can eat anythingtheyshe can get her "paws" on. ;)
I always knew @anniem had hidden depths and great complexity. But I will be nicer to her now
I like the way you think. @KSM :D I have a specific place for things. It has to be the same every time. Nothing can be moved. No deviation from how I set it up. Back when I was married that remained a problem between my wife and I for many years. As soon as I walked in the living room I'd know if the end table has been moved, even if was by one inch. Even the loading of the dishwasher had to be done a certain way. If I saw it wasn't the way I do it I'd reload it. I could give many other examples. In hindsight I can see how it was very taxing living with me. ;D@ShayP So often women these days don't understand real genius even when they live with it. I know how you feel :-X Or, felt..
On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances. :-\ Definitely bummed my wife out.
In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.
Damn. Lots of wasted meat.The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.
The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?I was in no mood for such play as we were arguing about my male vanity issues. You have them too!
I was in no mood for such play as we were arguing about my male vanity issues. You have them too!
In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.I WANT to argue. I need it!
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?
Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.Dr. Seuss? Brown Eggs & Spam?
Dr. Seuss? Brown Eggs & Spam?
See if you can learn it before 2nd ChristmasSee if you can learn this before next 1st Christmas. Or the one after.
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/themoose.htm
On the way back to town today we noticed this poor bugger. No match for a big truck - I estimate she had been dead for 6-9 hours which is disturbing because it had been light for a good seven hours by now. It may have been avoidable.. This was on a straight stretch of road but who knows the exact circumstances. :-\ Definitely bummed my wife out.On the up side she'll make a good many scavengers' dinner.
In case you can't tell that's a moose. About 900 LBs.
The many crows and big ole buzzard that flew off as I pulled up are quite happy. Saw them head back to dinner in the rear view as we drove away.Well, there you go!
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you. ???
In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!
I WANT to argue. I need it!Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM. ::)
I crave the attention that comes after the tension.
Our arguments are ridiculous. We argue about whether a paint color is really a true green or not. I'll argue about anything to push those buttons.
I WANT ME TO GO TO JAIL! Sex Jail!!
I know what I'm doing. pretty much
Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.Must be a Canadian thing. :o
Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you. ???
I don't really understand Canada all that well.Yaaaa...sure....
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.
How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?
Yaaaa...sure....
I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.that actually makes sense.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.
These people do crazy things!Your people?
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :oThose fish will eat anything!
Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM. ::)Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!
Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
These people do crazy things!When you could've just looked in yer own bum and found yummy critters for icing.
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :oWHAT HE SAID!!
Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!Multicultural sex jail? good boy!
No boats?
I chose water that was filled with the corpses of thousands of soldiers and people who tried to swim drugs across the border.
When you could've just looked in yer own bum and found yummy critters for icing.
Multicultural sex jail? good boy!I've good to the sisters.
No boats?
Must be a Canadian thing. :oThe song was written by an American. You guys do some fucked up moose shit down there..
Too easy to spot.Shit Bart, you're tall!!
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.
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Shit Bart, you're tall!!
Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.
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The song was written by an American. You guys do some fucked up moose shit down there..Canadian lies!!!
Why is that big freeway covered in water? And what's all that green stuff?
See if you can learn this before next 1st Christmas. Or the one after.
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Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid? :o
I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..
Seems an odd way to decide such a thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. Do you now have more manley fixtures in your vehicle now?Hair ribbons. He needs manlier hair ribbons.
LOLOL :)
Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid? :o
I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..
Seems an odd way to decide such a thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. Do you now have more manley fixtures in your vehicle now?
Hair ribbons. He needs manlier hair ribbons.My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!That is nice. I like the medium browns and darker wood. It shows dirt but it's so rich looking.
just found these. Check this out. Great looking hardwood!
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!
just found these. Check this out. Great looking hardwood!
I like the medium browns and darker wood.L ;D L Hahaha
Again with the sex talk ::)
I want the little green thing
L ;D L Hahaha*Shrug* I know what I like.
Again with the sex talk ::)
*Shrug* I know what I like.Hey baby 8)
My wife picked me up some black scrunchies. They're soft and won't rip out hair either. Best of all they blend in with my supermodel Rockstar black hair. Byyyyy Mennen!
just found these. Check this out. Great looking hardwood!
Minus the green thingy. I always put my toys awayThe green thingy belonged to Brie, the standard poodle. AKA pencil - pepperoni stick - other pencil and attempted sandwich stealer. She was a joy to work around. Hilarious actually, what an attitude she had :D
The green thingy belonged to Brie, the standard poodle. AKA pencil - pepperoni stick - other pencil and attempted sandwich stealer. She was a joy to work around. Hilarious actually, what an attitude she had :D
Standard poodles are very cool, smart dogsNot smart enough to plan a proper pencil heist. I'm waaay gooder than she is.
Ever desperately miss someone when they are still here? January seems fraught with dangerFun stuff! Nightvale used to crack me up. Hope you enjoy it!
I just started what already seems to be an excellent podcast. Alice Isnt Dead. Done by the producers of Nightvale but totally different
An early 1st Christmas gift was this 9yr Scotch - Game O Thrones style. ???
A 9yr is unheard of for what should be obvious reasons but this is actually passable for 14 or 15 and it better be because it's rather pricey up here. $140 ish a bottle.
I've never watched GOT but I'll drink the shameless sponsored collectors edition bottle of!
It even came with a midget!! :o
The picture may be sideways but the midget is upright and really agitated.
An early 1st Christmas gift was this 9yr Scotch - Game O Thrones style. ???
A 9yr is unheard of for what should be obvious reasons but this is actually passable for 14 or 15 and it better be because it's rather pricey up here. $140 ish a bottle.
I've never watched GOT but I'll drink the shameless sponsored collectors edition bottle of!
It even came with a midget!! :o
The picture may be sideways but the midget is upright and really agitated.
Random midget?That Peter guy :o
Beautiful bottle. That's a keeper for the man cave even after it's empty. Do they have a different version for each House? Because I picture you more as House StarkOnly one version for any and every house. As for being a house stark I must repeat that I have never watched the show. I am swords and castled out! Wife too - we're done with dragons and allll that. Blame LOTR. But fine, I'm a house stark.
That Peter guy :o
Only one version for any and every house. As for being a house stark I must repeat that I have never watched the show. I am swords and castled out! Wife too - we're done with dragons and allll that. Blame LOTR. But fine, I'm a house stark.
You have no idea what you're missingperhaps
Beautiful bottle. That's a keeper for the man cave even after it's empty. Do they have a different version for each House? Because I picture you more as House Stark
http://whiskyadvocate.com/game-thrones-scotch/ (http://whiskyadvocate.com/game-thrones-scotch/)OMG I had no idea! GOT pimped themselves out like a cheap slut. Even my precious Oban GOT in on it!! :-\ :'( Now I'll never watch that show!!
perhaps
I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*
Apocalypse Now is one of the few movies I have seen multiple times. Amélie is the another.Really! ? I'm going to have to break down and check it out. Scarface though, meh, just doesn't appeal to me :-\ I watched Taxi Driver for the first time ever last year. It was good.
Scarface though, meh, just doesn't appeal to me :-\
Really! ? I'm going to have to break down and check it out. Scarface though, meh, just doesn't appeal to me :-\ I watched Taxi Driver for the first time ever last year. It was good.
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I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*
Apocalypse Now is one of the few movies I have seen multiple times. Amélie is the another.I hated Amelie. Everyone else seems to love that movie though. Odd man out I guess.
Watch Amélie with your wife. Pretty much a chick flick but a really well done indie movie.Oh no! Did we switch bodies????
Oh no! Did we switch bodies????
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I've also never seen Scarface or Apocalypse Now. But I've see all three Naked Gun movies twice because that's how I roll! *snaps a Z*
I don’t know. Which one of these do I like best?
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Only one version for any and every house. As for being a house stark I must repeat that I have never watched the show. I am swords and castled out! Wife too - we're done with dragons and allll that. Blame LOTR. But fine, I'm a house stark.
I don’t know. Which one of these do I like best?None?
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The stance by the one in the white boots is bothering me...The shiny is bothering me.
The shiny is bothering me.
Spoken like a true StarkWow. Thanks! ???
None?
I don’t know. Which one of these do I like best?Very 60's Nancy Sinatra wore the red ones on These Boots. I may actually have that album. Got some weird stuff :o Those boots make me NOT want to watch Austin Powers.
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It appears we have melded together as one. Watch your elbows.You should know upfront that I like to be in charge. Also, can we keep my body? I don’t want to get used to new equipment.
You should know upfront that I like to be in charge. Also, can we keep my body? I don’t want to get used to new equipment.
Yes mam.
I’ll just snuggle up over here and try to behave. If you get a sudden craving for Khao Tom Pla or Pad Kee Mow, that was me. If you I mistakingly grab a condiment, that’s on you.
With all these people, how can spilling of condiments not be avoided?
@anniem this has to do with hyperdimensional physics. Just because there are glass domes on the moon doesn’t mean that condiments are allowed in the libraries containing the Akashic records.
#domesnotjars
+19.5
I thought the domes had been smashed years ago.
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.
Condiments:
Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)
Not Condiments
Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup
Geez. I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.
With all these people, how can spilling of condiments not be avoided?It’s going to be rough. Rumor has it Gravity is a little wishywashy when it comes to condiment classification.
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.See? What did I tell ya? Wishywashy
Condiments:
Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)
Not Condiments
Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup
Geez. I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.
It’s going to be rough. Rumor has it Gravity is a little wishywashy when it comes to condiment classification.
See? What did I tell ya? Wishywashy
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Mmmm
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginAmen sister
Mmmm
Clarification. Not everything that comes in a jar or a bottle is a condiment.
Condiments:
Ketchup/catsup
Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
Mustard (all forms)
Not Condiments
Salsa
Pik nam pla
Barbecue sauce
Maple syrup
Geez. I can’t believe I have to actually write all this stuff down when it should be intuitively obvious to even a casual observer.
Sorry sir. I don't know what the hell 'Pik nam pla' is, except for something that shows up on my screen after I bang my head on the keyboard, BUT...those other items are are in fact condiments.
You are all wrong. BBQ sauce is an essential food group. Senda is well grounded there.
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Why show Senda? For fucks sake man! LOL
The name of the game, my good Sir is "Random, stupid things on your mind" Got Senda on my mind and boy is that stupid.
Senda should NEVER be on your mind. ;)
Senda should NEVER be on your mind. ;)
Sorry sir. I don't know what the hell 'Pik nam pla' is, except for something that shows up on my screen after I bang my head on the keyboard...BUT, those other items are are in fact condiments.
Don’t even try to make me classify honey.
You don’t scoop mayonnaise or mustard with a tortilla chip, do you?
Pik nam pla is a fish(anchovy) sauce with thai chilies cut up into it and is a main flavor ingredient.
Barbecue sauce is a fashionable outfit to cover naked smoked meat.
Maple syrup is one of the nectar of the gods.
Don’t even try to make me classify honey.
You don’t scoop mayonnaise or mustard with a tortilla chip, do you?
No. I don't. Plus...this makes no sense. If one likes it, THEN, it's a condiment once you put it on the chip. Goddammit!!! I'm gonna cross the Mississippi for once. I swear I will. ;)
I have lots of boots. None of which I tremble in.He has to wear something
Just leave that yellow sundress at home. I don’t want my neighbors to gossip.
I have lots of boots. None of which I tremble in.
Just leave that yellow sundress at home. I don’t want my neighbors to gossip.
I have lots of boots. None of which I tremble in.
Just leave that yellow sundress at home. I don’t want my neighbors to gossip.
I'm bringing the sundress cowboy. Then you'll tremble, and you don't need boots regardless.
@ShayP Do you see that shit? If you need backup, just cruise down I-85 on your way down and pick my ass up on the way.
OLD PEOPLE HAVE SO MANY FOOD RULES!I can't wait to be the YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN(S) guy. Old guy, grumpy >:(
@Spookcat I'm so glad the cat is heading into the vase. Reversed it would look like it's being shat out. Horrible scene, man. :o
I can't wait to be the YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN(S) guy. Old guy, grumpy >:(Why wait? Get your grump on.
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@ShayP Do you see that shit? If you need backup, just cruise down I-85 on your way down and pick my ass up on the way.
I can't wait to be the YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN(S) guy. Old guy, grumpy >:(
Do you think you could talk Hot Wheels into coming?
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Why wait? Get your grump on.Nah, I'm way too sweet and even lovable :-[ And I can't kick kids off snow covered grass :P
She's an interesting lady. If Jacobs Engine Brakes caught her fancy, imagine what you could do with tales of the F-111 'Vark?
And anything labeled “salad dressing†belongs on an actual salad in a bowl and only if it is oil based. Creamy crap makes it a condiment.
I have kitty feet socks!I can smell them from here. Cover dem fuckers up would ya please :o
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Pik nam pla is a fish(anchovy) sauce with thai chilies cut up into it and is a main flavor ingredient.
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Love that stuff @anniem
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Does it taste like....anchovies?
It’s more of a salty flavor. If you use too much it can taste a tad fishy but it doesn’t really have much smell.
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Does it taste like....anchovies?
I miss Thailand
Me too. I am starting to plan a trip for April for Songkran to try and experience that down on one of the islands. Probably Koh Phongnan. I may end up staying through May.@GravitySucks another trip to celebrate the Thai New Year?
@GravitySucks another trip to celebrate the Thai New Year?
I really enjoyed your photos from your last trip.
"NOPE" to Pik nam pla.
Yep. I hope I didn’t wait too long to plan the trip. Airfares went up a lot. The island I want to go to still has rooms available in the resort I want to stay at though.
I've always stayed at backpacker-type places, what does a room at a resort generally go for?
I paid about $18 per night for a double room with AC back in September but it was low season. This island is a known party spot for full moon festivals. The singles without air are $16 for mid April. The king size bed with AC is listed for about $60 which is way too high. I can get a house on the beach for about $35 a night but I really like this resort. I’ll probably book a beachside bungalow without air for about $25. I am going to start off in Bangkok again then head to Koh Phagnan for 10 days and maybe check out that big lake at Sarat Thani after a stop at Kho Samui.
I just checked airbnb and they have the same room I rented in September for $49 per night.
That's amazing. A lot less than I expected.
I miss the food as much as anything - I think the last couple times I was in Thailand I didn't even go inside a restaurant, I just walked around stuffing myself with street food all day.
Street food is amazing. For six weeks the only western food I ate was a handful of lays potato chips on two different occasions so as not to be rude when they were offered...
Do the 7 Elevens there have turkey sammiches and pizza rolls?
Why can't I find a large cabbage of head?Safeway! Their customer servicing is second to none! I've heard 8)
Why can't I find a large head of cabbage? ANYWHERE!!! >:(Just go to Stockton Ca. There is some Cabbage there.
Just go to Stockton Ca. There is some Cabbage there.
https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-boy-wins-big-growing-large-cabbage/30476678
Safeway! Their customer servicing is second to none! I've heard 8)
No Safeway here buddy. I've gone to 4 different grocers and none of the cabbages are more than 5 inches in diameter. I can't work with that when making stuffed cabbages. Some of them are the size of softballs. Something ain't right man!
The Brussels Sprout lobby should uld be investigated
No Safeway here buddy. I've gone to 4 different grocers and none of the cabbages are more than 5 inches in diameter. I can't work with that when making stuffed cabbages. Some of them are the size of softballs. Something ain't right man!
Just go to Stockton Ca. There is some Cabbage there.57-pound cabbage?
https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-boy-wins-big-growing-large-cabbage/30476678
57-pound cabbage?
I want to see @ShayP immerse this head of cabbage into a pot of boiling water. ???
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57-pound cabbage?
I want to see @ShayP immerse this head of cabbage into a pot of boiling water. ???
@ShayP should save himself some angst and just get the softball sized cabbages.
https://www.mamalovesfood.com/stuffed-cabbage-soup/
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visitors can't see pics , please register or login@Bluejay Hahahaha that one caught me tired and silly. Can't look away - too funny.
Don't know what's going on but my karmic value has risen almost 20 points in 2.5 days. There's just no way you're all simultaneously waking up to my brilliance.It's the only explanation.
It can't be: ::) Y'all dun lost yer minds?
Don't know what's going on but my karmic value has risen almost 20 points in 2.5 days. There's just no way you're all simultaneously waking up to my brilliance.
It can't be: ::) Y'all dun lost yer minds?
Pity points@Bart Ell Please donate all my points to the Kwistach Haderach
@Bart Ell Please donate all my points to the Kwistach Haderach
Seriously.
Thank you
The smites too or do you want to give those to someone else?Give that 1 to @GravitySucks
Give that 1 to @GravitySucks
Thank you.
Through a series of events in my home I have found this very old wooden suitcase. I love it! It looks like a period piece. Inside is a goldmine of old 45's ranging from Elvis to Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly to Fats Domino and more. Much more. I have played several of these and so far they all play very well as they have been taken care of by the original owner.Cool find.
Does anybody have an old jukebox like the one the Fonz used to hit in Arnolds or better yet the larger old classic upside down U shaped one with all the lights.
Pfft The Fonz ::)
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Through a series of events in my home I have found this very old wooden suitcase. I love it! It looks like a period piece. Inside is a goldmine of old 45's ranging from Elvis to Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly to Fats Domino and more. Much more. I have played several of these and so far they all play very well as they have been taken care of by the original owner.
Does anybody have an old jukebox like the one the Fonz used to hit in Arnolds or better yet the larger old classic upside down U shaped one with all the lights.
Pfft The Fonz ::)
Very cool, but how does one find something of that size in their home they were previously unaware of?@PB
@PB
Thought my hot water tank had crashed. Went in behind the furnace to investigate and there it was tucked away on a little shelf I never knew was there. It's hard to get at not to mention dark and oogy so I have no idea what the hell it was doing back there! I assume it was forgotten about long ago. Who knows what ghosts hang around in the furnace room. :P
There are two ways to get at my hot water tank and this time I took the path of most resistance. Go figure
That's pretty awesome, fortunately the records weren't melted/warped by proximity to the heater.
My dad stored all his in our garage and they melted that first summer - Johnny Cash, etc. Mom's too, Elvis...
KSM's find was definitely awesome. I made the mistake of keeping old toys from my childhood and many records in the attic for many years. The 90+ degree temperatures up there ruined nearly everything. I still kick myself in the ass over that. I never considered climate control. :-\ Now I have what was salvageable in a storage unit.@ShayP Oh good Lord the lost childhood toys. I can relate to that. Lost records too that would be worth big $$$ now. Alas.. :-\
@PB
Thought my hot water tank had crashed. Went in behind the furnace to investigate and there it was tucked away on a little shelf I never knew was there. It's hard to get at not to mention dark and oogy so I have no idea what the hell it was doing back there! I assume it was forgotten about long ago. Who knows what ghosts hang around in the furnace room. :P
There are two ways to get at my hot water tank and this time I took the path of most resistance. Go figure
@Walks_At_Night
Make sure it doesn't have a false bottom or something with a hidden stash of Kruggerands tucked away in it.
Very cool, but how does one find something of that size in their home they were previously unaware of?
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The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.
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I found a four drawer filing cabinet that was under the stairs.
The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.
Cutesy little baby teeth or big, gnarlly, old man, molar teeth?
Rotted teeth.
Like something that would be left if you dug up a 200 year old grave.
@Walks_At_Night
AHh!! Good point! Just listened to Elvis's Hound dog and All shook Up. I also found The Witch Doctor. Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. That's a weird listen..
I found a four drawer filing cabinet that was under the stairs.
The only access to that area was a 3X3 panel.
I guess they built around this thing.
The only thing inside it was an envelope with 2 teeth in it.
Yeah.
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Senda's molars. You could make a couple of necklaces out of them and given them out to Ellgabber of the Year and the 1st runner up.
... We should call you Crazy_At_Night....
ooo eeee oooo ah ah@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?
WAN, I haven't found any yet. A lot of Elvis, Bill Haley, Pat Boone and Paul Anka so far. Some lil Richard too.. a lot of names I've never heard of as well. The four preps?
I LOVE the Duane Eddy stuff. No vocals just vibrato guitar, sax, bass n drums. #RebelRouser
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?
Not horrific. There ARE no purple people. He advanced rock and roll using his horn. See below! ;DAfter just getting off the phone with my sister she has informed me that, that song was something our mom played while grampa would yell down the hall telling her to "shut that shit off!" So it WAS like the devil's music back then!!
Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
Sure looks good to me
Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're too tough
It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
It sure looks strange to me
I said Mr Purple People Eater what's your line
He said eating purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band
Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed one-horned it was a people eater
What a sight to see!
Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
Wop bop a lula wop bam boom
One-eyes one-horned flying people eater
Ooh, it sure looks strange to me!
Well he went on his way and then what do you know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead
Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head!
@anniem And another really weird one about a Purple People Eater. I don't know if I've ever heard that one before but it's horrific. WTF were they thinking back then? Was the purple people eater with one eye and one horn like AC DC to them?
After just getting off the phone with my sister she has informed me that, that song was something our mom played while grampa would yell down the hall telling her to "shut that shit off!" So it WAS like the devil's music back then!!The song described the hallucinations of a cattle drive scout out alone too long without the company of Mr. Favor and Clint Eastwood.
Kind of funny about Pat Boone. Just saw something the other day about him playing in a basketball league in the 80 to 85 age group. Maybe some of that clean living paid off.
Screwed up my oatmeal :'( FuckinDammit.
When I was a kid I'd eat the brown sugar off the top of it, get more brown sugar, repeat.Today is day three with yummy oatmeal after more than 30 years. I highly recommend you try it again for the first time. It makes for a fantastic appetizer for my ham and eggs. Toast too :)
Haven't had it since then.
Today is day three with yummy oatmeal after more than 30 years. I highly recommend you try it again for the first time. It makes for a fantastic appetizer for my ham and eggs. Toast too :)
Old Fashioned oatmeal with cinnamon, almonds, raisins, dried cranberries, and a goodly splash of milkCinnamon and milk, yes. Nuts and fruit, no. My loss I know ::)
Today is day three with yummy oatmeal after more than 30 years. I highly recommend you try it again for the first time. It makes for a fantastic appetizer for my ham and eggs. Toast too :)
Does it taste any better than it used to? I'd say you're under oath, but that would be wrong@PB it's every bit as good especially since mom isn't standing over me making sure I clean my bowl before heading off to school.
Cinnamon and milk, yes. Nuts and fruit, no. My loss I know ::)
God forbid if a Canadian put something like Maple syrup on it.*Smirk* I don't want maple syrup on my oatmeal. Some brown sugar and milk will suffice. And another thing - I refuse to handle that sticky syrup bottle. Eh?
*Smirk* I don't want maple syrup on my oatmeal. Some brown sugar and milk will suffice. And another thing - I refuse to handle that sticky syrup bottle. Eh?
BTW I was conceived in Seattle. You're a Texan who roots for the Cubs. Or is it the Sox? SHAME! @GravitySucks
@KSM I grew up in Chicago. Moved to Texas when I was 16. I’ll always be a Cubs fan. Sox suck. Only decent thing that ever happened at a sox game was when they blew up the disco records in centerfield. But that was long after I moved away.Ok, good answer and the panel accepts it. Hmm disco demolition night!
Chicago is a good place to be from.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night
@KSM I grew up in Chicago. Moved to Texas when I was 16. I’ll always be a Cubs fan. Sox suck. Only decent thing that ever happened at a sox game was when they blew up the disco records in centerfield. But that was long after I moved away.
Chicago is a good place to be from.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night
Ok, good answer and the panel accepts it. Hmm disco demolition night!
My wife has become very good friends with a lady from Chicago through work and they have planned cross trips. This means I'm being dragged to Chicago in late May and her husband is being dragged here in early August. I don't know who these people are, what if they don't like me? Believe it or not, GS, not everybody who meets me likes me. I know, weird huh ???
Screwed up my oatmeal :'( FuckinDammit.
Old Fashioned oatmeal with cinnamon, almonds, raisins, dried cranberries, and a goodly splash of milk
Watch the long form movie of this awesome event @KSM Tigers were the Sox opponents in a Twi-Night Double Header. Watched it go down live on TV. It was pretty awesome through the eyes of a youngster. Dudes climbing down the foul poles out of the upper deck and setting fires and shit. Peg legged Bill Veeck (as in wreck) trying to restore order. Drunken Harry Caray yelling a wahoos. Wild.@Walks_At_Night Well, shit, I almost don't know what to say! I assume you were rooting for the Tigers on that day. I absolutely love the un PC way the announcers are voicing their opinions. A lot of action there. FIRE!
13:27 Note that Lance Parrish still looks ridiculous flailing at a curve ball.
@KSM There is one thing you absolutely have to do while in Chicago. You can thank me later.@GravitySucks Thank you for the recommendation - i have made a note of that in my phone. And.. I am far from a Soyboi.
The Italian beef sandwich is a Chicago area tradition. There is a restaurant chain called Portillo’s that make decent sandwiches but local neighborhood beef stands are usually the best.
My favorite is an Italian beef/Italian sausage combo, dunked (or wet), with sweet and hot peppers. You might not be able to handle the hot peppers or GIARDINIERA relish. It you can handle spicy then add some.
Get a side order of fries and make sure they have celery salt.
Unless you have turned into a tofu licking soyboi, I can guarantee that you will want more before you leave Chicago.
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Instant?@anniem I know when I'm being bated and I'm not falling into your trap.. nice try though ;)
@anniem I know when I'm being bated and I'm not falling into your trap.. nice try though ;)
@Walks_At_Night Well, shit, I almost don't know what to say! I assume you were rooting for the Tigers on that day. I absolutely love the un PC way the announcers are voicing their opinions. A lot of action there. FIRE!
@GravitySucks Thank you for the recommendation - i have made a note of that in my phone. And.. I am far from a Soyboi.
Peeing in a trough is nothing new to me. And at the risk of sounding G'hey I look forward to it!! That's assuming we take in a game. If only the Jays were in town that for a series. I'll check the schedule once the dates are locked in.
Ok, good answer and the panel accepts it. Hmm disco demolition night!Does your wife give you the 'be on your best behavior speech' or does she let you do your thing?
My wife has become very good friends with a lady from Chicago through work and they have planned cross trips. This means I'm being dragged to Chicago in late May and her husband is being dragged here in early August. I don't know who these people are, what if they don't like me? Believe it or not, GS, not everybody who meets me likes me. I know, weird huh ???
Not everyone looks forward. Just saying.HAHAHAhaha ;D
And @KSM you have to get to a game in Wrigley Field if the Cubs are in town. Spend the money and get field box seats behind the dugout. It is the ultimate baseball viewing experience. I have been to games in about 20 different parks and there is nothing like it.Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.
Just don’t freak out when you go to the pottie and everyone is just whipping it out to piss in a trough along the walls.
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Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.
Not everyone looks forward. Just saying.Oh. :(
Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.It's more common than you might think. Or want to think.
That looks horribleIt seems very efficient though.
Ummm, girl here...is that weird? The trough thing NOT the girl thing.
Some people think it is a bath.It is full of suds..
Some people think it is a bath.Therein lies the problem!
I like old fashioned with some milk. I had trouble getting it how I liked it, then I found a minicrockpot that is supposed to be for sauce or dipping or something which is perfect for cooking the oatmeal. I wish it were breakfast time, I'd like some now.
And @KSM you have to get to a game in Wrigley Field if the Cubs are in town. Spend the money and get field box seats behind the dugout. It is the ultimate baseball viewing experience. I have been to games in about 20 different parks and there is nothing like it.
Just don’t freak out when you go to the pottie and everyone is just whipping it out to piss in a trough along the walls.
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I was finishing up my mug of coffee when I posted that. So of course I had oatmeal for breakfast.
@anniem , I have one of those mini crockpots but never had any real use for it. Can you give me particulars like cooking time, oatmeal to water ratio or anything else I should know? Thanks, darlin'
Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀
Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀
Ewww. Does it ... splash? 🙀@TigerLily the idea is to piss down the slope at the front but one can have all kinds of fun pissing at the backsplash! If you've got a strong enough stream going you can actually move the urinal pucks around!! Like hockey!! Make peeing fun again! That's what I say!
I like old fashioned with some milk. I had trouble getting it how I liked it, then I found a minicrockpot that is supposed to be for sauce or dipping or something which is perfect for cooking the oatmeal. I wish it were breakfast time, I'd like some now.
It's more common than you might think. Or want to think.
I had forgotten how horrid some of those late 70s baseball uniforms were.
We have the troughs here in SF - at ballparks and certain clubs. You know, places that make their money on beer.
First time I encountered such a thing was at Candlestick.
You're an adult! That means it's breakfast time whenever you want it!
Speaking of horrid uniforms...
https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650 (https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650)
I used to work at a place that had one. Metlox Potteries (long closed but the products are now sought after collectables) in Manhattan Beach, California. I walked in and saw some newly arrived gentlemen from south of the border. They were sitting in front of it, happy as clams, drinking and filling their cups with the water that flowed down the wall.
Why would clams be happy? It has been suggested that open clams give the appearance of smiling. The derivation is more likely to come from the fuller version of the phrase, now rarely heard - 'as happy as a clam at high water'. Hide tide is when clams are free from the attentions of predators; surely the happiest of times in the bivalve mollusc world.
Old fashioned oats 1/8 cup
Water 3/8 cup
There are no settings on my little crock, so I just plug it in and put the lid on. I usually forget about it for about an hour, then it is perfect. Maybe it was quicker when I mixed it the night before, but I am not usually that organized.
No you're not!
I'm ignoring @Bart Ell and @KSM
No you're not!Me n' the pink, Bart n' the stink!! Although he'll take issue with that.
You're ignoring your most primal instincts.
You need alittlesome KSM do ya'
Should we start a petition to get you caged?Yes.
Yes.
Lock you up?. And throw away the key?Sounds fair. I have outlived my usefulness.
I laughed way too hard at this
Me n' the pink, Bart n' the stink!! Although he'll take issue with that.
That's why I'm banned ;)
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https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/as-happy-as-a-clam.html
You probably saw this, lots of great memes going around..
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html (https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/01/17/isiss-very-own-jabba-hutt-captured-mosul.html)
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Lost my coffee spoon. :'( I hope it didn't fall behind the stove! This would be bad as annual check behind the stove day was three days ago and I've a long time to wait for it to swing back around. And what if the world blows up before then, I'm screwed.
It was a perfect little scoop for loading the perfect ratio of coffee beans to the machine. I had to use a teaspoon today and kind of eyeball it :-\ Failure is the result as my brew is weak and watery. I will drink the whole half pot as I do not believe in wasting water or coffee beans.
A drop of L.O.C. makes your water wetter and you can use less coffee beans.@GravitySucks
@GravitySucks
So what you're saying to me is that you're my Dad?
*Cough*
I mean, what exactly is L.O.C.?
Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner. You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer. It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter.
Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner. You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer. It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter.
And here I thought once I was completely soaked - say on a hike or bike ride - I couldn't get any wetter
Son, it’s Liquid Organic Cleaner. You can buy it through your favorite Amway dealer. It’s a surfactant that makes water wetter.Makes water, WETTER?
Makes water, WETTER?
Can we use it on our women?
Try wine firstYep. But Rye on the other hand is the anti-wetter. Rye = >:( with mine. Makes her go
... No smokem peace pipe.
Heh, TMI!Nah, that was funny stuff man. And hey, You got it! Even quoted the punchline. 8)
YAY!!@anniem You ARE bouncy! :)
@anniem You ARE bouncy! :)
I AM!Excellent news! Congrats!!!
I saw my surgeon and they took away all the casting material and the spint which was hot and uncomfortable. I am allowed to walk now!!! YAY YAHOO!
Ok, bounce slightly lowered because it hurts to walk but overall it feels wonderful.
BOING BOING BOING
Excellent news! Congrats!!!
When I was a kid I'd eat the brown sugar off the top of it, get more brown sugar, repeat.
Haven't had it since then.
I like my brown sugar... In bed!Instead of "ehh never mind" yours should say "in bed"
It wasn't a scrunchie
Looks like a condom. ???
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Looks like a condom. ???Buddy, I ain't touching that one.
It's a hair tie!A $1,400. hair tie
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the offending hair ribbon!
Just bought a box of bacon.Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.
Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?
That's a lot of bacon. :o
The Bart does not fuck around.
Not Canadian bacon either. Well done!
You be the judgeThat's my new wallpaper right there! Beautiful! The box was likely a 6 ounce.
I am sure @KSM can appreciate the non-plant basedness of this fine display.
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Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?
While looking to see if my fights were scheduled to record I noticed this lil tidbit. WTF is that?
@KSM I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor. smh@ShayP
Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis. Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling. Big 'ol penis shaped cake. It was delicious. Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.
*true story
@ShayP
Ok it's back. I deleted it because I didn't want it thought that I! watch any of that garbage.
@KSM I'm more concerned why you are recording The Bachelor. smhI don't know if I would eat that cake. I'd request a vaginal slit cake. Tie my hands behind my back and go to town!
Speaking of penis cakes, at one of my previous jobs my coworkers had a little going away party for me and presented me with a cake shaped like a penis. Chocolate cake with pink icing and white cream filling. Big 'ol penis shaped cake. It was delicious. Plus they bought me a new Shop-Vac.
*true story
LOL!!!!! It's okay man. @KSM You like what you like. I can dig it. ;) I watch the Lawrence Welk show EVERY Saturday night and my buddies have given me shit for it for years. By the way, tonight's show focused on George Gershwin tunes. :DI have watched the Young & the Restless but that's known.
I don't know if I would eat that cake. I'd request a vaginal slit cake. Tie my hands behind my back and go to town!
Say "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and tell me you don't giggle. I did. I'm 49 going on 12.LOL I did it. Fast too! And yeah it's funny ;D like saying RubberBabyBuggyBumpers three times fast.
LOL I did it. Fast too! And yeah it's funny ;D like saying RubberBabyBuggyBumpers three times fast.
LOL! I tried it while looking in the mirror. Like in the movie Candyman. Say his name 3 times and he appears. Well, I said "vaginal slit cake" 3 times and noting appeared. No cake and no vagina! Now I have no dessert and nothing to do with my naughty bits. My hand and genitals are not on speaking terms at this moment. I guess I'll just read a book before bedtime then!@ShayP Ok so we're saying different things! I was looking in the mirror and saying "Vaginaman" 3 times and he actually SHOWED UP! But it's really awkward because the vagina is on the right side of his neck! :o (Like who fuckin' designed this guy?) Anyways I passed and fortunately he was nice about the whole thing but should you summon him, his name is Glenn. Nice guy but, nah, yucky. Couldn't go through with it :-[
@ShayP Ok so we're saying different things! I was looking in the mirror and saying "Vaginaman" 3 times and he actually SHOWED UP! But it's really awkward because the vagina is on the right side of his neck! :o (Like who fuckin' designed this guy?) Anyways I passed and fortunately he was nice about the whole thing but should you summon him, his name is Glenn. Nice guy but, nah, yucky. Couldn't go through with it :-[
Pro Tip: When you say Vaginaman you have to say it like Jewish sounding. Like Goldman or Silverman. Makes you wonder about Superman..
UPDATE: In Canada you can also say Beaverman and he shows up with beer!!
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.
I think I would be very offended if my friends and I were adrift at sea and captured by a tribe of cannibals who didn't want to eat me first. My guess is they would most likely eat Steve or Kirby first. Mike is really tall and thin so I imagine they would fatten him up and perhaps even eat him before me!!
Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I CHOPPED LIVER?
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass? Ya think? They'd probably small cage me like veal and softening me up for like a holiday feast perhaps? I guess in that case I could see their point and I wouldn't be as offended that they didn't gobble me up at first sight.
The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't eat me right away is because of all the muscle and I would be extremely hard to pass?
You would need to be tenderized. Too late for you to be caged like veal. I, for instance, would be more delectable since I'm well marbled. Perfect balance of meat, fat, and flavor. I think I would be delicious. :D@ShayP yeah I would think your drippings would make for some delicious gravy. You know you better that anybody so how would you prepare you?
When you ate hunting, you don’t take aim at the little sickly looking buck, you pick out the trophy specimen.That's a compliment right there! Thanks buddy!
Just saying.
They would want to keep the girly boy for a bride.Look at your karma chimpo - you're welcome!
@ShayP yeah I would think your drippings would make for some delicious gravy. You know you better that anybody so how would you prepare you?
And if I'm going to be tenderized is it by pounding me or soaking me in a solution to break me down so to speak. I would think that I should be stuffed too as that would really help bring my flavor through. Yes? Wouldn't be a lot for gravy drippings but maybe they had some left over YOU gravy to pour over me? Who knows Shay, we could be like peanut butter n chocolate! MMmmm
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Man I have to laugh. @KSM There is so much homoerotic innuendo in this I can't even begin to reply further. ;D Fuck it. I will. I wouldn't pound you. No. I would massage your meat and perhaps marinate you in special juices. Then sear you on high heat and eat you almost raw. Well, now that that's out of the way...let's move on. :DHahahaha Ohh fuckin' bloody hell ya bout took me out with that one! LMFAO!! stick a fork or stick in me - I'm done. Mmm I sound Gooood!!! ;D
To hell with peanut butter and chocolate. We should become tag-team wrestlers and call ourselves Biscuits & Gravy. Or maybe even Steak & Eggs.
Do you think anyone reading this is aroused? They should be.
Hahahaha Ohh fuckin' bloody hell ya bout took me out with that one! LMFAO!! stick a fork or stick in me - I'm done. Mmm I sound Gooood!!! ;D
Thank you for responding! +1!!!!
@Bart Ell Shay get's post of the week award. Ell!! Post o' the month!
This page is hilarious@anniem Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily
@anniem Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily
@anniem Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLily
@anniem Annie, I'm trussed up and going into the Dutch oven right now!@PolkaDot Lowww N Slowww I'm gonna be delicious! @TigerLilyLOL. Jesus.
LOL. Jesus.
Ohio pizzeria caves to pressure and removes their billboard.What? That billboard is hilarious!
Ohio pizzeria caves to pressure and removes their billboard.
The customer is always right as long as you want them to remain your customer...
As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!
As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!
I've only had one experience, and the customer was definitely Not Right
In HS I worked part time at Sears. Sporting goods and farm equipment. One Sunday a customer came in and wanted to buy some gigantic water tank that was listed in the weekly ad as being on sale. I tell the guy they're in our Portland warehouse, and if he buys one it will be here in three days (or whatever it was). Dude flips out, starts screaming, demanding to have it on the spot. I'm probably 17, getting a little nervous, and thinking WTF. After a minute or so of this it just pops out: ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''
He goes nuts, demands to see the manager. Luckily on Sundays the assistant manager was on duty, a fiery Italian named Deasy. He had a quick temper but was usually pretty funny. He'd already told some of us after some previous incident we ''weren't paid to take shit from customers''. By now he's on the way anyway, and when he gets there the customer turns on him. After a minute or two - swear to god - Deasy says ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''
As someone who has worked in retail and service, I FUCKING HATE THAT RULE!!Me, too. As a result of my time in retail I make extra effort to be nice to people in those kinds of jobs.
@PB Oh I love that story. Kudos to you and Deasy. I'm assuming you kept your job after that.
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In HS I worked part time at Sears. Sporting goods and farm equipment. One Sunday a customer came in and wanted to buy some gigantic water tank that was listed in the weekly ad as being on sale. I tell the guy they're in our Portland warehouse, and if he buys one it will be here in three days (or whatever it was). Dude flips out, starts screaming, demanding to have it on the spot. I'm probably 17, getting a little nervous, and thinking WTF. After a minute or so of this it just pops out: ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''
He goes nuts, demands to see the manager. Luckily on Sundays the assistant manager was on duty, a fiery Italian named Deasy. He had a quick temper but was usually pretty funny. He'd already told some of us after some previous incident we ''weren't paid to take shit from customers''. By now he's on the way anyway, and when he gets there the customer turns on him. After a minute or two - swear to god - Deasy says ''what do you want me to do, shit one for you?''
I told you not to wear the pink scrunchie::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you. Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you. Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!And she kept the door closed!?! Weird. ;D
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you. Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!I don’t have enough fashion sense to know if you should wear a pink scrunchie or not.
::) Like I didn't see that comin? Was either, Gravity, Bart, Juan or you. Scrunchies have only been the last few months. Back then I wore beautiful flowery sunhats that matched my sundress when I worked ;) No panties!
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginYa tried that angle already and came up empty. Maybe she just saw Evil Fuck in his eyes and locked herself in the saferoom leaving the husband to deal with the strange guy armed with sharp things.
And she kept the door closed!?! Weird. ;DAnother horrid avatar. You have no eye for fashion.
Ya tried that angle already and came up empty. Maybe she just saw Evil Fuck in his eyes and locked herself in the saferoom leaving the husband to deal with the strange guy armed with sharp things.
Another horrid avatar. You have no eye for fashion.
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Another horrid avatar. You have no eye for fashion.
I think it was more primal than that. Pheromones baby. She had to physically relocate to protect the sanctity of her marriage.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Instead of saying shit one for you, we would use a more friendly euphemism such as "...what would you like me to do, wave a magic wand?"...
Instead of saying shit one for you, we would use a more friendly euphemism such as "...what would you like me to do, wave a magic wand?"
I did have the cojones to recommend that we stop catering to a few clients. Ownership agreed with me on a couple but didn't on others. I asked to be taken off an account, which they did...
I found a box of Chocolate Lucky Charms at the store today. Took 'em long enough.@PB Your thought on CounT ChoculA? It was the best! Not the same now.. just like KFC.
Chocolately magically delicious..
@PB Your thought on CounT ChoculA? It was the best! Not the same now.. just like KFC.
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@PolkaDot You're a skank! Good one at the jayagbber though.
I share a real experience that gave me my ONLY bad review and you give me that crap? No beautiful wood stairs for you,StephanieDOT!!!
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginJust checked. I look immaculate. I want me! :-*
Just checked. I look immaculate. I want me! :-*
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI can do that.
I can do that.
Pix or it didn't happen
Seconded
Pix or it didn't happen
Have I accidentally wondered into SexualHarassmentGab? geeshWANDERED* ;D
WANDERED* ;D
;D
I've really come to really like the pacing and aesthetics of UK news. Watching it really makes me feel that American newscasts are pandering to the lowest common denominator.
The female newscasters are also much more attractive through their natural appearances. Also, I don't find their accents at all intimidating.
I've really come to really like the pacing and aesthetics of UK news. Watching it really makes me feel that American newscasts are pandering to the lowest common denominator.
The female newscasters are also much more attractive through their natural appearances. Also, I don't find their accents at all intimidating.
... I can hear IQs dropping across America
Good God Man!! It's like how deep would you sink yourself into that onion!!? The answer is - LOTS. LOTS DEEP!! I was milked after dinner but that shit there is going in the bank.
Good God Man!! It's like how deep would you sink yourself into that onion!!? The answer is - LOTS. LOTS DEEP!! I was milked after dinner but that shit there is going in the bank.She got the pointy face. Take away the body and the hair and she's a 5.5 and you can tap that shit easy. She's laundry
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https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1223318264069132290
Two weeks later than planned but tomorrow is Second Christmas. 15LB turkey has been thawing for three days in the fridge, gifts are unda the tree and Christmas music playlist is loaded and ready to go! Eggs benny and special coffees in the morning :-*Merry Candlemas Day @KSM ;D
Merry Second Christmas everybody!!!
Merry Candlemas Day @KSM ;D
You are just in time to celebrate Candlemas Day on February 2, exactly 40 days after Christmas. Candlemas Day has many traditions IE weather predictions, eating crepes, holding coins with your left hand and of course blessing and distributing candles.
Any Christmas decorations not taken down by Twelfth Night (January 5th) should be left up until Candlemas Day and then taken down. So, enjoy your turkey...
@TigerLily I am lost. What kind of question is that--Can cats get MS?
Only the cool cats
Good to know. Yep. That’s exactly why my Christmas tree is still up.Are you joking around? I have a little Christmas Tree still up.
Merry Candlemas Day @KSM ;DI have heard about Candlemas Day but did not know that much about it :-[ but now I know more! Thank ya kindly!
You are just in time to celebrate Candlemas Day on February 2, exactly 40 days after Christmas. Candlemas Day has many traditions IE weather predictions, eating crepes, holding coins with your left hand and of course blessing and distributing candles.
Any Christmas decorations not taken down by Twelfth Night (January 5th) should be left up until Candlemas Day and then taken down. So, enjoy your turkey...
Good to know. Yep. That’s exactly why my Christmas tree is still up.I truly want to believe that your tree is still up. Hmm after much thought and self deliberation I have a feeling that your tree is indeed....... STILL UP!! It's A Gravity Christmas Miracle!!!!
Two weeks later than planned but tomorrow is Second Christmas. 15LB turkey has been thawing for three days in the fridge, gifts are unda the tree and Christmas music playlist is loaded and ready to go! Eggs benny and special coffees in the morning :-*
Merry Second Christmas everybody!!!
I have heard about Candlemas Day but did not know that much about it :-[ but now I know more! Thank ya kindly!
I truly want to believe that your tree is still up. Hmm after much thought and self deliberation I have a feeling that your tree is indeed....... STILL UP!! It's A Gravity Christmas Miracle!!!!
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE! Except for PolkaDot.
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1223318264069132290
@TigerLily I am lost. What kind of question is that--Can cats get MS?
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE! Except for PolkaDot.Thank you, Darling.
Maybe she has the blues.;D
HA! GET IT? THOSE NAILS!
Where I worked blue nailbeds would cause an immediate and strong attempt to reverse the situation.
@TigerLily I am lost. What kind of question is that--Can cats get MS?
Thank you, Darling.I changed my mind and I'm feeling jolly so merry Second Christmas and GOD BLESS YOU @PolkaDot I may or may not have eaten an entire pie before getting out of bed this morn. I'm Santa.
I changed my mind and I'm feeling jolly so merry Second Christmas and GOD BLESS YOU @PolkaDot I may or may not have eaten an entire pie before getting out of bed this morn. I'm Santa.I'm glad you had a good day. Pie for breakfast is awesome, not gonna lie.
I'm glad you had a good day. Pie for breakfast is awesome, not gonna lie.Very, very well done. 8)
Clowns. Ok or Passé?
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Clowns. Ok or Passé?PURE FUCKING EVIL.
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PURE FUCKING EVIL.
I was impressed by her on the pole at 50.That says more about you than it does her.
I have the urge to shop for a new vacuum cleaner, then eat sushi afterward.Do you Need a new vacuum? One can always make an argument for sushi so there's that!
Do you Need a new vacuum? One can always make an argument for sushi so there's that!
Yay! Shay's taking us all out for sushi!!!!! ;D
Agreed on sushi. I could eat that anytime. :)
Today I learned that cold medication can cause panic/anxiety attacks...
Today I learned that cold medication can cause panic/anxiety attacks...Oh no!!! Hope you’re feeling calm now...
160 years and 6 days ago, Laura Ingalls Wilder's parents were married.
Reeeeelaaaaaaaaax
Breeeeeeeaaaaatttthhhheee slooooooooowwwwwly
Ihopeyouareok
Oh no!!! Hope you’re feeling calm now...
Fingernails are more work than they are worth.
Don't get me started on toenails.
Fingernails are more work than they are worth.I'm rather attached to mine.
Don't get me started on toenails.
I'm rather attached to mine...ugh you can do better than that..
..ugh you can do better than that..Too bad you can't. Fuckhead -1!!!!
Too bad you can't. Fuckhead -1!!!!
HEY DON'T YOU BE MEAN TO MY FRIEND KSM, YOU BE NICE MR MAN!:) I'd kill the loser but he goes right to the race card ::)
(fake outrage of the day)
:) I'd kill the loser but he goes right to the race card ::)
I'm rather attached to mine.
Only for a short time.Yikes! You listen to one serial killer show and you go full on DarkBart! Keep those pliers away from my beautifully polished and shaped fingernails Mr.!
HEY DON'T YOU BE MEAN TO MY FRIEND KSM, YOU BE NICE MR MAN!@anniem have you turned against me?!? What about KSM being mean to PolkaDot! I REQUIRE FAKE OUTRAGE TOO!!! I'll just be pouting in the corner...
(fake outrage of the day)
@anniem have you turned against me?!? What about KSM being mean to PolkaDot! I REQUIRE FAKE OUTRAGE TOO!!! I'll just be pouting in the corner...I was not being mean to you, I was simply pointing out that it was not your best work. "I'm rather attached to mine" is exactly what my 84 yr old uncle says. Are you a VERN?? No! You are not! @PolkaDot
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I was not being mean to you, I was simply pointing out that it was not your best work. "I'm rather attached to mine" is exactly what my 84 yr old uncle says. Are you a VERN?? No! You are not! @PolkaDotApology not accepted. :P
@anniem have you turned against me?!? What about KSM being mean to PolkaDot! I REQUIRE FAKE OUTRAGE TOO!!! I'll just be pouting in the corner...
I was not being mean to you, I was simply pointing out that it was not your best work. "I'm rather attached to mine" is exactly what my 84 yr old uncle says. Are you a VERN?? No! You are not! @PolkaDot
HEY! HEY!!!! HEY!!!!
NO ONE IS PERMITTED TO BE MEAN TO POLKA DOT. ANYTHING THAT APPEARS TO BE INCORRECT WAS NOT DONE BY HER BUT BY ME AND BY BOBS OUR UNCLE!!!
NO MORE MEAN AND I MEAN IT AND THIS IS NOT THAT SILLY FAKE OUTRAGE!!!!
(yes it is)
This is impressive. Look at those numbers - easy math. Is he/she a bad one?
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A totally cool dude. Falkie hates him, what more could you ask for. 😁Ahh thank you. I guess that clears that up.
Ahh thank you. I guess that clears that up.
He also posts on YouTube as Howie Cat. He knew of Falkie from their old SF Redbook website days and came over to BellGab originally to warn everyone what a POS George Senda is.I don't see how he can be both a squirrel and a cat. You'd think one would overpower the other coz they're not supposed to get along. @Rally Squirrel Like why don't you just be a Cat or a squirrel already and stop with all the head-games?
I don't see how he can be both a squirrel and a cat. You'd think one would overpower the other coz they're not supposed to get along. @Rally Squirrel Like why don't you just be a Cat or a squirrel already and stop with all the head-games?rodentia vs carnivora, the eternal struggle.
rodentia vs carnivora, the eternal struggle.@PolkaDot What would you have ordered from this menu?
@PolkaDot What would you have ordered from this menu?Sunflower shoot and Beet salad, mushroom/goat cheese ravioli, cornish hen and chocolate. @KSM
I did well. She did not. BTW she did not see the fine print at the bottom about gratuity included. She tipped an extra 25% :o
Sunflower shoot and Beet salad, mushroom/goat cheese ravioli, cornish hen and chocolate. @KSM@PolkaDot
What was the winning choice?
Maybe your waiter was cute. *shrug*
@PolkaDot What would you have ordered from this menu?
I did well. She did not. BTW she did not see the fine print at the bottom about gratuity included. She tipped an extra 25% :o
Mussels@PB the pork is in a container in the fridge. I'll reconstitute is tomorrow and absorb it with glee. MMmm chili rub.
Ravioli
Pork tenderloin
Lemon cake & mousse
Edit: send the pork back and tell them to heat it up
MusselsOn VD? The kitchen is pissed off on general principle. Yaaa, I wouldn't send anything back....
Ravioli
Pork tenderloin
Lemon cake & mousse
Edit: send the pork back and tell them to heat it up
On VD? The kitchen is pissed off on general principle. Yaaa, I wouldn't send anything back....
@PB the pork is in a container in the fridge. I'll reconstitute is tomorrow and absorb it with glee. MMmm chili rub.
On VD? I wouldn't send anything back....Yep
That's fine. If it ain't going back for fear of spittle, etc, then No tip, or a greatly reduced one.Not her. She tips 78 on 191 ::)
Yep
Not her. She tips 78 on 191 ::)
… I'm so pissed that I'm going to sleep in another room tonight.
YepDamn! Waiter was HOT! It's the female version of helping the stripper through med school.
Not her. She tips 78 on 191 ::)
I'm so pissed that I'm going to sleep in another room tonight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a sunk cost. May as well get on with the holiday spirit..LOL
LOLSaturday morning
We know what she's NOT getting.
I just got a flyer in the mail offering a free lunch and seminar for 'Planning your own cremation'
At least they're going to feed us first
I just got a flyer in the mail offering a free lunch and seminar for 'Planning your own cremation'They gonna feed you Mexican and teach you guys how to fire breathe just for a goof. You may see a few live and unplanned cremations. Who knows..
At least they're going to feed us first
Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood.Very pretty! Nothing in bloom yet here. 😕 you should post that to the garden!
My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.
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Tulip trees are in bloom in my neighborhood.
My dad calls 'em toilet paper trees.
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Magnolias?
@FISH I am re-staining the wood posts around my bar tonight and I got a bunch of it (wood stain) in my hair. All over my hands and week old pants too. Like, nice pants!Cut it all off! Pants and hair. It’s the only way.
I demand that you take your pants off, KSM! :-* :-* :-*
Always with the assgrabby talk. ::)Please isn’t really my style. But nice try.
Please isn’t really my style. But nice try.That's weird. I don't see a please in there.. ??? huh
Broccoli farts are sure something.I’ve witnessed a least 5 Bart turds now. It’s 5 too many. STOP saying turd!!!
The turds* are almost unbearable.
* That turd's for you @PolkaDot
That's weird. I don't see a please in there.. ??? huhWell done Wonder Douche.
I’ve witnessed a least 5 Bart turds now. It’s 5 too many. STOP saying turd!!!
Broccoli FartsWhat was that one big hit they had back in the day? That was a real catchy chune. Turdsplash?
What was that one big hit they had back in the day? That was a real catchy chune. Turdsplash?
I could have sworn it was only the turd time.6!!!
6!!!
Also, you need more roughage in your diet.
5 eggs and 6 thick strips of bacon is my idea of roughage.I really hope you’re kidding. :o
It's rough on the arteries but it keeps The Bart ticking every morning.
I really hope you’re kidding. :o
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE BACON SUPPLY OF SOMEONE WHO IS JOKING?
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1221110535078498305
Japanese Magnolias. The trees here are gorgeous.
I started watching Trailer Park Boys again.
There's some clever shit behind all the fucking cursing words.
I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.
I got confused by "tulip trees". Never heard them called that before.
I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.
I remember reading that the actor who played Bubbles was arrested for battery some time ago.
Do you remember reading that the charges were dropped?
Most people don't remember that because that part of the story is always buried.
They love to report the sizzle but usually don't bother putting much time into the steak.
This is the coolest contraption I've ever seen. I love glitter.&t=60s
I’ll take a half dozen of those for the porch pirates we have to contend with at Christmas packages time! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I'd settle for high-tensile steel piano wire connected to a beheading machine...
I’ll take a half dozen of those for the porch pirates we have to contend with at Christmas packages time! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I don't see how he can be both a squirrel and a cat. You'd think one would overpower the other coz they're not supposed to get along. @Rally Squirrel Like why don't you just be a Cat or a squirrel already and stop with all the head-games?
I've done very interesting things in this 9000+ sq ft house. It can be scary!
Just saw this thread when I looked up the @ thingie in my profile, I do not really poke around the forums much, if ever.Ok well that answers That! +1!!
Anyhow I will answer some things but first, thank you @Jayzelady, I think you are a super cool chick as well.
Why the names?
My online handle has always been kallell because I am a huge Superman fan. When I came over to Bellgab to warn peeps about Senda I did not want him to recognize the name. Near that time there was a squirrel that ran onto the field during a Cardinals game, they were losing but then they started hitting and won. I am not a Cardinals fan, I am a Giants fan but I dug the story and resulting song and used it as a handle.
As for the name Howie Cat. Howie was my cat, I made the channel years ago to send friends and family videos of him doing things, generally I deleted them after because they were done. On a Friday in December of 2016 he was being grumpy and talking to me and I filmed it, the following Sunday he died of a heart attack. His last video is still on the channel and I kept the name to honor him.
I used the channel to comment and shit but 9 months go but 9 months ago Jason Callan convinced me that I had interesting stories and funny things to say so I gave making videos a shot. I clearly am not interesting because my numbers suck but I still think it is fun so who cares, I will just have fun with it.
My Karma, I do not know how that crap works but I guess you can vote a lot in a day. I kinda think it is one person being an obsessed freak but it could be everyone, I really do not care, it is a strange feature and if people can vote multiple times it is meaningless. These 3 things might be related and they might not but I will not name a name.
There was this one cat here that somehow tracked down my Facebook and asked to be my buddy. I did not know him I just saw his posts here so I made a post about it saying it was creepy as fuck to have that happen.
After that my karma dropped big time, fast. Also right after I started making videos I would get 1 thumb down right after it posted. Naturally on some videos I get a few thumbs down, that seems normal. But every video will get at least one down right away. I do not get many views, like 10 in the first day it posts but when you see 1 view 1 thumb down for months at a time on every single video you kinda think some one is really devoted to you.
Anyways, hope that answered a question or two.
Lemme guess! You did the floor?ok
Just saw this thread when I looked up the @ thingie in my profile, I do not really poke around the forums much, if ever.I think you're awesome. Thanks for sharing your story on your names. That was interesting. I love all your Senda commentary. I agree on the karma. It seems like a silly concept to me. As you can see, I'm not very popular either lol. Oh well!
Anyhow I will answer some things but first, thank you @Jayzelady, I think you are a super cool chick as well.
Why the names?
My online handle has always been kallell because I am a huge Superman fan. When I came over to Bellgab to warn peeps about Senda I did not want him to recognize the name. Near that time there was a squirrel that ran onto the field during a Cardinals game, they were losing but then they started hitting and won. I am not a Cardinals fan, I am a Giants fan but I dug the story and resulting song and used it as a handle.
As for the name Howie Cat. Howie was my cat, I made the channel years ago to send friends and family videos of him doing things, generally I deleted them after because they were done. On a Friday in December of 2016 he was being grumpy and talking to me and I filmed it, the following Sunday he died of a heart attack. His last video is still on the channel and I kept the name to honor him.
I used the channel to comment and shit but 9 months go but 9 months ago Jason Callan convinced me that I had interesting stories and funny things to say so I gave making videos a shot. I clearly am not interesting because my numbers suck but I still think it is fun so who cares, I will just have fun with it.
My Karma, I do not know how that crap works but I guess you can vote a lot in a day. I kinda think it is one person being an obsessed freak but it could be everyone, I really do not care, it is a strange feature and if people can vote multiple times it is meaningless. These 3 things might be related and they might not but I will not name a name.
There was this one cat here that somehow tracked down my Facebook and asked to be my buddy. I did not know him I just saw his posts here so I made a post about it saying it was creepy as fuck to have that happen.
After that my karma dropped big time, fast. Also right after I started making videos I would get 1 thumb down right after it posted. Naturally on some videos I get a few thumbs down, that seems normal. But every video will get at least one down right away. I do not get many views, like 10 in the first day it posts but when you see 1 view 1 thumb down for months at a time on every single video you kinda think some one is really devoted to you.
Anyways, hope that answered a question or two.
Lemme guess! You did the floor?
@Spookcat, LOVE your Mardi Gras kitty avatar!
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My wife has been boxing for about two years now and apparently is really good at it. I already know she's good because I live with her. I have not once been out to watch her train but in the last eight months she's been sparring a lot and even gave one of her trainers a black eye recently. A GUY trainer! So now she is on my ass about coming down and sparring with her ::) ::) ::) like I'm gonna fucking do that!
I will look horrible picking her apart. Bad man - let the woman win. Really? let her beat the shit out of me while she films and uploads it to YT? There is absolutely no upside for me in this whereas she has everything to gain. Not to mention that I have to live with her. Chick needs to take a fucking chill pill for sure.
My wife has been boxing for about two years now and apparently is really good at it. I already know she's good because I live with her. I have not once been out to watch her train but in the last eight months she's been sparring a lot and even gave one of her trainers a black eye recently. A GUY trainer! So now she is on my ass about coming down and sparring with her ::) ::) ::) like I'm gonna fucking do that!
I will look horrible picking her apart. Bad man - let the woman win. Really? let her beat the shit out of me while she films and uploads it to YT? There is absolutely no upside for me in this whereas she has everything to gain. Not to mention that I have to live with her. Chick needs to take a fucking chill pill for sure.
I think the only logical solution is to KO her with an unexpected left.LOL ;D I'm just glad it's not kickboxing. GaaaDZooks!!! Youza!!
If you knock her out with a right you seem like a bully.
You have to make it a spectacular left...
GSP SUPERMAN PUNCH!
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This only applies if you are a righty and not one of those lefty freaks.
I avoided the urge to make a joke about her footwork.
I would love to see her box.I would love to see her cut down a few notches in the ring by another woman but that's not happening.
I would love to see her cut down a few notches in the ring by another woman but that's not happening.
HE MEANT HER VAGINA!
HE MEANT HER VAGINA!But he always strikes as an innocent, nice man. I just.. he's like some moral compass kryptonite or something. Take it as a compliment, GS. ::)
But he always strikes as an innocent, nice man. I just.. he's like some moral compass kryptonite or something. Take it as a compliment, GS. ::)And that’s how you end up in the trunk of the company Cadillac
I've done very interesting things in this 9000+ sq ft house. It can be scary!
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But he always strikes as an innocent, nice man. I just.. he's like some moral compass kryptonite or something...
And that’s how you end up in the trunk of the company Cadillac
And that’s how you end up in the trunk of the company CadillacYeah well I LIKE being locked in the trunk of a big ol Cadillac! So how ya like that!! *snaps a Z, walks away chicken necking*
@Mr. Wonderful ::)It's more like I was having my Wood stained every Monday night. @FISH
I do not understand if you are re-staining wood, that you are underestimating the power of wood stain.
Time for you to read the “Joey Green's Kitchen Magic…â€
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.yep
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.
Guilty 🤭🤫
yep
Don't act like you know me!Ohh I got thee in the palm o my wonderful hand
Mine is in the garage.
Probably inside the recycling bin that I have never used.
Them there are gold in these here parts.Yeah that's almost frustrating to read.
They banned thin plastic shopping bags in my part of California.
So, I have heard in the news that more plastic is being thrown away now. Why? Instead of using thin plastic bags to throw away garbage, collect dog crap, etc... People are now buying thick plastic bags.
Another Democrat unintended consequence. Oh well...
I have a plastic grocery store bag overflowing with many other grocery store bags somewhere in the bottom of the pantry and so do many of you.Nope. As I am growing vegetables, not snow, in my garden, I have the grocery bags in my car for picking days.
Nope. As I am growing vegetables, not snow, in my garden, I have the grocery bags in my car for picking days.Always with the geographical shots. I wouldn't trade places with you for all the fresh grown lettuce/oranges/crocodiles in the Sunshine State. Glad you're finding such great use for your bags.
Three smites while I was out today. I know who you are you cowardly cuck! I can get those back in minutes. You on the other hand cannot!
Three smites while I was out today. I know who you are you cowardly cuck! I can get those back in minutes. You on the other hand cannot!
Maybe a Strat player has something out for you?
I gave you a 1+, because I cannot give you 2 at one time let alone 3.
NOW REVEAL THE SMITER SO HE/SHE CAN BE SHAMED!
(emphasis, not fake outrage) Uhoh, the smiter will be after me now aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I gave YOU both 1 just because I'm wonderful. Sean, I have nothing against a strat player. However Strat players are a shifty bunch and full of spite, smite and flight over fight. Strat players will pee on your lawn.
Hahahaha!Bumper sticker!
We know how you are about your lawn...
I'm stealing that line...
Bumper sticker!
STRAT PLAYERS WILL PEE ON YOUR LAWN
or/and
STRAT PLAYERS WILL PEE IN YOUR POOL
Strat players will squat to pee on your lawn.
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.:( oh no!
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.
Horrible, restless, frustrated sleep.
Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already. If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!
Maybe
He couldn't sleep cos she is away and he missed her.
:)
Tell your woman that you will dick her when you're damn well awake already. If she can't wait, tell her to turn on some goddamn porn and wear headphones!A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P
I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.I'm laying them right now! While smoking a cigar outside! So much multitasking talent!
Is Tanya a Strat player?Not if she can find a Les Paul around. Oh l00k! There's one now!
Wow...35 minutes after I texted my kid who was heading out of town on a bus about using the seatbelts and being alert, etc., this happened...
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/breaking/story/2020-02-22/bus-wreck-reported-on-i-15-at-route-76
Wow. Is your kid ok?
Not their bus... I hope. Sorry, I should have elaborated on that.
I did feel a strong need to send my text though.
Over an inch of rain came down in an hour at my house. People just don't know how to drive in weather like that in Southern California. Even "professionals."
That was sad seeing the wreck. Thankfully your son was not on it. Down here we do okay with rain since we get a hell of a lot of time doing it, but three flakes of snow and the state shuts down. 😬
I dug out a couple of cases of soda sitting in my cellar...
I had one can and it tasted like it was too salty. So, I threw it away after I didn't finish it. (I attributed the bad taste to a regularly occurring reaction I have to various medications.) A couple of days later, and another can and it tasted like crap too. So I open the other case, different brand and flavor... It tasted like crap as well!
I finally figured out that I should probably look at the cases. Both of them expired in 2016!
Aww fuck! I so wanted to sugar-up today
I had no idea that soda expired. Learn something new every day lol.
I found this article about it trying to figure out how to read the date codes...
https://www.mtndewkid.com/mountain-dew/mountain-dew-best-taste-drink-by-date/
I found this article about it trying to figure out how to read the date codes...
https://www.mtndewkid.com/mountain-dew/mountain-dew-best-taste-drink-by-date/
A mix of caffeine and somebody sneaking into my fevered dreams and referring to me as, Tanya! WTF - why am I Tanya all the sudden? Oh well, color me Tanya :P :P :P
I squeeze the cans. No give equals very fresh, easily squeezed equals carbonation not so freshYep!
I am still waiting on those eggs, Tanya.
You said that certain medications make everything taste salty. I have some weird reaction to those Cold Eeze cough drops.
If I eat one of those cough drops, it feels like there's cotton sitting at the back of my throat and everything tastes like salt, even sodas and sweets.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever experienced. I stay away from all Cold Eeze products now. I don't know what is in those that messes with my taste buds but it's absolutely miserable.
One cough drop makes me taste salt for 2 days.
No bacon?
Some shit is nasty. Some mild medications just to coat your tongue and block certain taste sensors from working. Then you get the stuff that overrides you. I've had times where everything tasted metallic. Almost as if aluminum foil had gotten into all my food.
When I go through phases like that, I will just eat by numbers. 5 carrot sticks, 7 grapes, 2 slices of bread. I have to do it that way because, otherwise, I don't feel like eating at all.
Hehehe, earlier this week, swill beer tasted like vodka. I guess it's not all bad 🙄🙄🙄
I don't trust Tanya with the important stuff.probably best.
Vodka tasting beer sounds awesome lol. That sucks about things tasting bad though. When I was on antibiotics once it made everything taste metallic. It was weird.
That's a bummer that you go through that often. I can't imagine having that problem on a regular basis. It was miserable the few times it happened to me.
Good Afternoon, Ellgabbers. It's snowing...again. It was freaking 60 yesterday! Sigh. I'm ready for winter to be done now.Set your tree back up. Merry Christmas :) Don't fight it.
Set your tree back up. Merry Christmas :) Don't fight it.Oh no. NO WAY! No more Christmas!!
Oh no. NO WAY! No more Christmas!!Well than keep warm and prepare a pork loin for dinner tomorrow. Ya know, comfort food.
Well than keep warm and prepare a pork loin for dinner tomorrow. Ya know, comfort food.Oh, is that what that is?
Oh, is that what that is?Dinners you can sit on, Fonzie.
Papa got a brand new bag / Vera got a brand new bed. Took to it immediately.
Well imagine my surprise. Waking up to find that I'm a fuckin' Tanya!
Well imagine my surprise. Waking up to find that I'm a fuckin' Tanya!
What kind of shoes does a Tanya wear?Wooly ski lodge socks today. All Day!
I remember my first Tanya.Mine was my first hump. I was good. She's terminally ill now but in surprisingly good spirits :-\
She went on to fix up houses on TV.
Good times.
She's terminally ill now but in surprisingly good spirits :-\
Nice! Vera rules.Vera is fat right now, not her stealth self. Winter weight.
1+
Musta been the hump!I'd like to think so.
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Be honest. Did you play with your boobs first?LOL
Be honest. Did you play with your boobs first?No but I fingered the Ell out me clit. I'll work my way up to my new milksacks soon enough.
No but I fingered the Ell out me clit.
That is not how that works.EDIT: You worked it real good in Jasper. :o
Until yesterday I had no idea the Spanish flu was actually the Kansas Flu. Spanish flu sounds legit and it rolls off the tongue. Actually sounds like a nice flu. :)
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Familiar message.That means you're a bad man, Sean. That text was to one of my employs. Not me.
That means you're a bad man, Sean. That text was to one of my employs. Not me.
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.
Was she joking? Was it a professional relationship that she was using the mistress analogy about?
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.
AnusFace. I believe I've met your brother, ButtHeadWe were separated at birth. Word is he's a rather cheeky fellow. :P ;D ;D
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.
AnusFace. I believe I've met your brother, ButtHead
Depends on the wife... The "wrong" part.She could say the same about you to justify her own infidelity.
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She could say the same about you to justify her own infidelity.
Good for her.Not if she hires Fuck'em Break'em and TakeHisShit'em.
Since Bart changed the name back, I’m wondering if we are now “L Gab†or “L E Gabâ€? Inquiring minds want to know and all that crap. 😬
Since Bart changed the name back, I’m wondering if we are now “L Gab†or “L E Gabâ€? Inquiring minds want to know and all that crap. 😬He still has other names to change back. @Bart Ell It's the honorable thing you know.
twitter: Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864
i want one of these umbrellas.If you accidentally sit on it be sure not to open it up inside you. It's bad luck!!
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If you accidentally sit on it be sure not to open it up inside you. It's bad luck!!I am random. And I am stupid. ;D
Where is the male vanity/skincare thread? I've been using an incredible clay on my face and it's all but replaced my toner. For a moisturizer I use something called Envyus. It's pricey but it's great. That blond former supermodel is behind it. It might even be her wonderous white creamy poo we're all smearing on our faces :-\ Butt it works!
If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously ::)
Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE! >:(
Wrong! They like tree diseases and insect infestations. Fires aren't natural! 😁Um, yeah! Thank you for mirroring what I already said.
If the Aussies had the foresight to clear away general brush and deadwood they wouldn't have had these fires. Seriously ::)
Maintain thy wooded areas! MATE! >:(
THAT FUCKING JAZMUNDA NONCE PROBABLY CALLED HOME!I am proud to say that I never even came close to making it into the Jazmunda/Andy club. I'd rather eat, digest, and shit my own dick out.
@Walks_At_Night has the kungflu slowed down Hillbilly Jim’s exploits? What does Red Heat look like in a mask? Does the Hillbilly’s moonshine make a suitable disinfectant?
@GravitySucks @Jayzelady
There is interesting news on the Hillbilly Jim front. I'll have to do an update one of these days. I've been distracted by the virus...........
That'll be great. You aren't ill, are you?
Not ill ill but I haven't been quite right since December. I've had a nagging cough, sore throat, etc - gets better. Gets worse. Rinse. Repeat.
It's been an ordeal for Mrs. Walks - one of her good friends from her school days has lost loved ones due to the virus.
Oh no, sorry to hear this. Were they in another country or is that here?
Mrs. Walks was born in China. The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.
Mrs. Walks was born in China. The situation there has been an unholy nightmare.
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864Whew, all without suffocating the poor thing during removal. They kind of snapped the top half of his head back on the table when they got so excited at the end - hopefully no concussion from that, or broken tooth. The poor thing looked utterly on the verge of collapse at the end, and must have been under a lot of tranquilizer?
She wasn't joking. I guess she is/was a mistress who became enamored. He's a married guy so it's wrong.Snark, even if she is his best business client?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22828150
Male drivers of trains in Sweden got overheated. They are not allowed to wear shorts. The company said, "Our thinking is that one should look decent and proper when representing Arriva and the present uniforms do that. If the man only wants [to wear] a skirt then that is OK," since skirts are part of company uniforms but shorts are not.
So it's more proper to see a man in a short skirt than in long shorts. Oh my.
And from the nobody gives a crap but me files my Hammer-Fist gym attachment arrived today :)
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https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/1237647398853152768Brilliant! What's not to love about that!
Yes, it's a fantastic way to work ones back/Latissimus muscle group with pulldowns or if you will, simulated pullups. @sean92008 how many chin ups can you do? Just asking. I don't even know what the average would be for the average guy. I think you're supposed to be able to do 4-6 Hmm
I'm presuming that it changes the angle of your grip so that your entire arm can be parallel with your body at all times, right?
Brilliant! What's not to love about that!
Yes, it's a fantastic way to work ones back/Latissimus muscle group with pulldowns or if you will, simulated pullups. @sean92008 how many chin ups can you do? Just asking. I don't even know what the average would be for the average guy. I think you're supposed to be able to do 4-6 Hmm
Have you tried yoga?I like watching yoga :) But to answer your question, no. But, I, through other disciplines happen to be extremely limber. If that's where you're going with this. And the inversion table is fantastic - somewhat related.
I like watching yoga :) But to answer your question, no. But, I, through other disciplines happen to be extremely limber. If that's where you're going with this. And the inversion table is fantastic - somewhat related.
Yet difficult to wrap.Audible L O L :) +1
;)
Brilliant! What's not to love about that!
Yes, it's a fantastic way to work ones back/Latissimus muscle group with pulldowns or if you will, simulated pullups. @sean92008 how many chin ups can you do? Just asking. I don't even know what the average would be for the average guy. I think you're supposed to be able to do 4-6 Hmm
How much do you want to bet that there's going to be a line of women groping these guys...Yeah.
I'm presuming that it changes the angle of your grip so that your entire arm can be parallel with your body at all times, right?
There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.
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Looks like a clown shoe.Tomato tomaahto Nelly Furtaahto
Looks like a clown shoe.TAKE IT BACK!!
Tomato tomaahto Nelly Furtaahto
TAKE IT BACK!!
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There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.
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There's a guy in Bulgaria who makes high quality speed bags and the dude isn't afraid to get a lil stylish too. Going to have to git me one.
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I liked the avatar, not realizing what it was until I saw this.@anniem Just saw this^
So if you got one would it arrive all inflated or are they a flat thing when new? It would make a difference if wrapping. :)
@anniem Just saw this^
They come flat and deflated so one just sticks a pin in and blows it up like a beach ball. They have a latex or rubber bladder in them.
@KSM32 you need to sponsor another Christmas to take our minds off the latest crisis.@GravitySucks I have developed a patch of dry skin on my penis and it's had some negative effects on my ability to Moderate folks. Not feeling Christmassy. Not at all.
Ah! I did not know that.You're welcome, Annie. "The More You Know" - NBC @Annie
I now know more this instant than I did 5 instants ago.
Thank you, @KSM32
:)
@GravitySucks I have developed a patch of dry skin on my penis and it's had some negative effects on my ability to Moderate folks. Not feeling Christmassy. Not at all.
You're welcome, Annie. "The More You Know" - NBC @Annie
@KSM32 Use green soap, borax and witchhazel, scribe the outline of the dry patch with a needle. You’ll be fine. Mrs Thompson..ok I'm doing that now :) So far so good but my fear is that I'll lose my erection when I get to the needle scribing. :-\
Drinking red wine on the lanai enjoying the sunshine. I’m in my happy place. :)
Drinking red wine on the lanai enjoying the sunshine. I’m in my happy place. :)Drinking piss warm beer out of a can while Needle Scribing my dick. I'm in your happy place. >:( @PolkaDot
Drinking piss warm beer out of a can while Needle Scribing my dick. I'm in your happy place. >:( @PolkaDot@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better! ;D
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better! ;D
@KSM32 Here let me help... you just have to really JAM the needle in...see? All better! ;D..you're supposed to tie it off first. Geesh! Amateurs ::)
Do you need a bath?I have no context for this offer.
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I have no context for this offer...her last name
..her last name
And first name.Her middle name is Blowjah.
..her last name
But,
Why do ghosts wear clothes? And shoes!
Because otherwise they get known as the masturbating ghost. Just ask @SpookyTimEven a wiener dog ghost? Sometimes they have those long condom like wool coats on and they look like complete idiots!
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!! Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them. :o
Hmm.. and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!
Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her :-\
Buy her some diamonds and you will be! :) :) :)if I get the project I'm currently crunching numbers on I'll buy her and extra hand for all the rings. But no, she has a full library of nice jewelry that she once wore when I first bought these items as gifts. But eventually they all end up in her jewelry purgatory drawer while she waits for new stuff.
if I get the project I'm currently crunching numbers on I'll buy her and extra hand for all the rings. But no, she has a full library of nice jewelry that she once wore when I first bought these items as gifts. But eventually they all end up in her jewelry purgatory drawer while she waits for new stuff.
Not buying anymore for her *Blood Diamond drawer* <--(((Reverb)))
Then.....................NECKLACE!:D
:D
Five prepaid spa days. Those won't wind up in a drawer.
Barry Manilow@ShayP
@ShayP
Care to elaborate? I mean it's not every day..
@KSM32 Oh no. Not every day. Occasionally I'll get a powerful urge to listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits. Yes I have it and stand proud. ;DWell @ShayP I think that's just fine. I too like Barry. Do you look like him? I ask coz you're nice. I have the Happy Days album complete with all the songs that would play when Funzie would hit the jukebox in Arnolds.
Actually it's...
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I have the Happy Days album complete with all the songs that would play when Funzie would hit the jukebox in Arnolds.
This one?@Bart Ell LOL that's the one! the sleeve actually has the cut/fold out piece (you can see it there) to have it sit like a portrait on the mantle with aunt Bessie and uncle Clem :D Hilarious. And yes, I only listened to the theme as well.
I have it but only remember listening to the Happy Days theme.
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@Bart Ell LOL that's the one! the sleeve actually has the cut/fold out piece (you can see it there) to have it sit like a portrait on the mantle with aunt Bessie and uncle Clem :D Hilarious...
Well @ShayP I think that's just fine. I too like Barry. Do you look like him? I ask coz you're nice. I have the Happy Days album complete with all the songs that would play when Funzie would hit the jukebox in Arnolds.
I also have (pictured) this below. Why my parents thought printing a four year old's full fucking name on the cover still baffles me. Like Ross, my 5yr old friend from next door was going to break in at night ands steel my shit. ::) this thing would be worth something now if they wouldn't have marked it. Savages ::)
PS I put a soy sauce pack over my name lest I be stalked n shit
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@anniem Soy Sauce is my maiden name.
Your name is.....Soy Sauce?
@anniem Soy Sauce is my maiden name.
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@GravitySucks
I listened to the entire gabcast from 12 06 19. You seemed like you wanted me to hear it all the way through when I posted about being halfway through. NOTHING HAPPENED! You had me thinking something grand was going to happen although they did discuss you to some degree. I thought perhaps you were going to call in.
#SoLastDecade#SoWastedMyFuckingTime
#SoWastedMyFuckingTime
I actually have no idea what you are alluding to.LOL finish what I started? Sheesh if I start hammering my kneecap I'm surely not going to finish what I started because of the.. oh.. I don't know.. THE PAIN!!?
Maybe I was trying to mentor you in order for you to learn to finish what you started.
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable. Need some crass hateful twatbags to join up. If any of you know any outright cunts who might want to join.. please do whatever you have to do. Perhaps the law of attraction - visualization on my part will help.
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable. Need some crass hateful twatbags to join up. If any of you know any outright cunts who might want to join.. please do whatever you have to do. Perhaps the law of attraction - visualization on my part will help.
Did you have a terrible day today?
Did you have a terrible day today?My post did not apply to you and you know it. All I was saying is that I don't want "points" just for showing up. It's plus 1 socialism!!! If I make you chuckle or you like something about a post of mine then feel free to throw me one, cool. I like all those people in the radio threads but sometimes I feel like I'm a t a party wearing a fake smile. That happens a lot in my real life. Sometimes I just want to throttle the guy across from me but I can't because the drive home will be.. awkward.
I miss Lasha.Don't know who she is but she sounds quite fetching.
My post did not apply to you and you know it.
All I was saying is that I don't want "points" just for showing up. It's plus 1 socialism!!! If I make you chuckle or you like something about a post of mine then feel free to throw me one, cool.
I like all those people in the radio threads but sometimes I feel like I'm a t a party wearing a fake smile. That happens a lot in my real life. Sometimes I just want to throttle the guy across from me but I can't because the drive home will be.. awkward.
Don't know who she is but she sounds quite fetching.
GAH. Yes, I know it, I was asking nevertheless cos if you had a terrible day, perhaps I could make you laugh and feel better.
Yes, I understand. You can be really funny though so you should expect onesies.
Hm. How do you decide which threads to frequent? Are you getting a break from bad parties because of the covids?
She has never made me laugh. I suspect if you threw something she wanted, she'd fetch it.
I miss Lasha.
Don't know who she is but she sounds quite fetching.
Too bad you missed her. She was everyone's favorite. Very spiritual. I think there is photo documentation of how pretty she isWould it kill ya yo finish a sentence with a period!!! > . <
Well, I do need to get to 1000 so I can do another point dump giveaway.
Had a great day.
Yes the covid is keeping us in on weekends saving well over 1k a month and it's making us examine ourselves as we confront out own gluttony. Like a mirror of guilt.…….but once the covid's gone we'll be back to normal, Thank God!
Would it kill ya yo finish a sentence with a period!!! > . <
And it would be how pretty she was, not is!
Can't go into the radio threads anymore. Just a love fest with all the fucking plus 1s just for being there ::) Fucking unbearable.
Online window shopping for Houses in Forth Worth TX today. I am amazed at what 300k will get you/me. Weird
@KSM32 Really good real estate values in Texas. But be prepared to pay real estate taxes based on the appraisal value which can seem high. But we don’t have a state income tax. All state and local money is raised by sales and property taxes. We don’t usually have big market swings here.Hmm thank you for that! Most of the places we looked at and liked were almost entirely brick :) Wide open flooring concept on main floors and many other things that caught out eye/s. The other town we looked at was Pflugerville. What exactly is a Pflugerville?
Try to find something that isn’t in a MUD district or an HOA but if you can’t make sure you understand that is just another tax and they only go up, not down. The only good thing about an HOA is that your next door neighbor can’t open up an auto body shop in his garage. We don’t have zoning here - HOAs do place deed restrictions on a parcel. Some are draconian dictating what colors you can paint and what your landscaping has to look like.
But with your OCD master skills you will probably he the perennial yard of the month guy.
Hmm thank you for that! Most of the places we looked at and liked were almost entirely brick :) Wide open flooring concept on main floors and many other things that caught out eye/s. The other town we looked at was Pflugerville. What exactly is a Pflugerville?
And even though the places were great I was gasping at the condition of the "lawns" oh well :-\
@KSM32 you do have to remember the prices are in real dollars, not that monopoly money you hosers are used to throwing around.;D Knew that was comin' not a problem at all @GravitySucks
;D Knew that was comin' @GravitySucks
@KSM32 You should find Texans to be a very welcoming bunch. Ft Worth isn’t as friendly and down home as it used to be but it’s better than Dallas.
Good news is you won’t have to build a sauna. All you have to do is walk outside.
We have 4 seasons down here.
Almost summer, summer, still summer and hunting.
You forgot football. 😬happens to coincide with hunting. ::)
Moral of the story: Texas Sucks.
...I found out tonight that five years ago Ian stole my 22 oz framing hammer. Ian has since died so I'm willing to bet I'll not see my hammer again.
..goodbye hammer :'(
..goodbye hammer :'(
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginThat's the one!!! Eagle! I'm nailing his wife. She told me.
That's the one!!! Eagle! I'm nailing his wife. She told me.
Don't say goodbye to the framer. Time for a BRIGHT NEW ONE!
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Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good thing about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps. Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good thing about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps. Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!
Some manly ones 😬LOLOL I do have some bear slippers.
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How about a delightful feathery fascinator to go with the ensemble?..play yer cards right. ;)
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps. Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps. Perhaps some fuzzy slippers and a nighty now that the corona has completely turned me into a house husband. Fuckin' fuck!It's called the pineapple!
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night. Also so that my nighttime moisturizing cream does it's job without gucking up my hair. I've heard good things about curlers and certain facial masks while one sleeps.
Ditch the manbun. Hard times call for hard measures...................
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I've read this several times. @KSM32 *sigh* Yep. We come from different worlds my man.@ShayP
@ShayP
My friend,
Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that? That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?
I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.
I can't help it if I'm;
"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it. It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"
I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.
@ShayP
My friend,
Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that? That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?
I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.
I can't help it if I'm;
"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it. It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"
I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.
The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.Cute. But naahh
The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.
@ShayP
My friend,
Well how the 'Ell am I supposed to take that? What are you inferring with that? That I'm a sissy-girly-boi?
I grew up in the most rugged way a child can grow up, I assure you. I am as manly a man as anyone you will ever meet. I can assure you of That as well. Unfortunately I happen to be what some women refer to as a "pretty boy" AKA a "beautiful man" I am a musician and I've been a long hair all my adult life, just works out that way (Goes well with the Les Paul and the bottles) So couple that with the pretty face.. why wouldn't I want to nurture my natural gifts all while being rugged and Maaannnnnleeeeee.
I can't help it if I'm;
"Built like a brick shithouse"
"Hung like a mule"
"..and damn good to l00k at!" - That's a MEism. I use it. It works well when I walk into a bar like "Noorrrmmm"
I'm pretty sure I have completely screwed myself with this post so if I drop off the face of the Ell-Earth I'll just be over there taking a belt sander to my undercarriage.
The boys in Ft Worth are going to have fun with you.
Now nowMan Bun. @KSM32 By "different worlds" I mean no offense. I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz. My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years. I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald). I have no libido. I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live. My lawn sucks. I'm shitty at home repairs. I don't drink craft beers. On and on and on...
So yeah...different worlds so to speak. ;) :D ;D
I pay people to rub my feet.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!
I have no libido.
oh wanna borrow my beltsander? ;D
THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!
How will he get them off their sisters?
... I don't drink craft beers...
Been sleeping with my hair up in a manbun lately. Not too tight, just so it's up and not getting all tangled throughout the night.
I pay people to rub my feet.Thanks @Bart Ell ::) My day just wouldn't have been complete.
I keep my bunghole very clean and don't make skid marks.
I sometimes pop my socks in the drawer to have a hot foot treat.
I keep areas that go in or around a mouth hair free.
I get massages at places that don't offer happy endings.
I enjoy using deep cleansing pore strips.
Alberto Vo5 Hot Oil treatment? YES PLEASE!
I make sure my entire dump is flushed so Bairyn does not have to see a floating turd ( @PolkaDot )
At least once a month I touch the top of my head and breathe a sigh of relief when there are no spots where I feel scalp.
I AM THE BART AND I AM A REAL MAN!
Now now@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!Man Bun. @KSM32 By "different worlds" I mean no offense. I just have never had long hair, used a nighttime facial moisturizer, facial masks, and all that jazz. My body has turned to mashed potatoes over the years. I haven't shaved in 4 months, or cut my hair (not long yet, I was bald). I have no libido. I'm on the precipice of losing the will to live. My lawn sucks. I'm shitty at home repairs. I don't drink craft beers. On and on and on...
So yeah...different worlds so to speak. ;) :D ;D
chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer! :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys...
Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!Now Bart, we still think you’re pretty. No reason to get sensational.
They're all wearing hatsTurdBart and HairMetal? Naaa- I have it on good authority they hate hats (and caps).
Now Bart, we still think you’re pretty. No reason to get sensational.
Sensational you say? ;)@anniem - you’re stirring up trouble again!!! Once Bart gets going it’s at least a week’s worth of entertainment.
I WANT DETAILS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!
(fake entitlement)
Biggest lie ever told on this board... and @ponyboysunset used to post here so that is saying a lot!
No reason to get sensational.
@anniem - you’re stirring up trouble again!!!
Once Bart gets going it’s at least a week’s worth of entertainment.
@Bart Ell, who is that? Must be before my time. Three words... is it Pony Boys Unset? I'm confused.
A FILTHY SLOPPY ANIMAL THAT I CALLED A CANCER WITHIN 8 DAYS OF THIS SITE BEING BORN!
Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?
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THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!
Horror due to the blue fish or the fact that she has a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?
YES!
Also...
TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH!
Horror due to the blue fishy or the fact that she rocks a bigger set of pipes than @KSM32?..oh man I'm trying to get out of this thread for the day :-[ Her pipes are ok but I'm all natural ;D
@ShayP but ya gotta shave the face.Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot
Was it the tattoo of the fish with a laser cannon on its head?
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Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot
OMG, those red dots.....Monkey Herpies...aaaahhhhhhh
Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDotwhat the fuck?! I actually just did a spit take! LOL
HE HAS TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS LIMPNESS!Bad Bart!
That was horrible of me.
I could not resist.
So there it is.
@ShayP - Dude SNAP out of it!!!
You gotta drink better beer! :o
Don't tell TurdBart or HairMetal but chicks dig bald guys- but ya gotta shave the face.
Hmm I must have missed the part where he said he was going down on you? @PolkaDot
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Happy March 32nd.
Have a martini.Look at the broken windows in the building across the street as the one armed cowboy strolls on by. He can see you, crouch a lil lower 8)
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Look at the broken windows in the building across the street as the one armed cowboy strolls on by. He can see you, crouch a lil lower 8)
I have to work for my wife next week :( Going from employer to employee :( Fuck You Covid ya' asshole!
YOU CAN DO IT! YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!
Will he have to wear a hairnet?A hairnet? It's not a kitchen. I'll be wearing a manly black scrunchie thank you Very much!
A hairnet? It's not a kitchen. I'll be wearing a manly black scrunchie thank you Very much!
YOU CAN DO IT! YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!But I don't wanna be a bear :'(
But I don't wanna be a bear :'(
But I don't wanna be a bear :'(
You guys take my meanderings waaaay too far.Dude, that av has GOT to go! yikes! @KSM32
Dude, that av has GOT to go! yikes! @KSM32Ever had an abscess? I got punched in the mouth once, and a month later.. good times :)
Ever had an abscess? I got punched in the mouth once, and a month later.. good times :)You should put your head in the jacket. Zip it all the way up and breath deeply. You'll stop being able to smell eventually.
@PolkaDot Hey! I got about 1/4 gallon of gas on me right out of the pump today! Right on to my best leather jacket and I can't get the smell out!!! I put some spit on it but it doesn't seem to be working and the more I spit the more light headed I seem to get :o and the fuuumes..
You should put your head in the jacket. Zip it all the way up and breath deeply. You'll stop being able to smell eventually.If I had even ONE feeling that would've hurt it. But because I DON"T! +1!! That was beautiful! :-*
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.
See you in Ell my friends. 8)
Imagine if you're a pitchfork company and you land the contract for hell! Looking at some of the artwork it seems like they might go through a lot of pitchforks down there. If I were trying to close the deal I'd offer pitchforks with aluminum handles rather than the classic wooden handle that will surely catch fire in all that extreme heat.
See you in Ell my friends. 8)
Hi, Vera!@Spookcat
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Ain't fuckin' around with this covid shit!
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You spelled pussy wrong.Not your best work GS, whereas I am always in prime form.
Not your best work GS, whereas I am always in prime form.
Where did you find the small size N95?Me thinks the "Rocket scientist" doth protest too much. ;) Bothers you that much does it?
Me thinks the "Rocket scientist" doth protest too much. ;) Bothers you that much does it?
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast"But When I saw You Comin' Outta' school That day!" - The Simmons
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
Baby's on his knees, baby wants to please
He wants a rocket ride, he wants a rocket ride
"But When I saw You Comin' Outta' school That day!" - The Simmons
#Creepiest line ever written
Ummmm....Ahh the case could be made. :-\ yeah
Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.
Ummmm....
Daddy says she’s too young but she’s old enough for me.
@Covid Penis got a haircut!!!HELL YEAH!!! I'm a DeWalt Man! proud of it!
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Hey @paladin1991 where you at you lil fruit!Shit Neegro. I'se right here.
Shit Neegro. I'se right here.
You so small I dint see ya' And don't act like we got some shitass rapport cuz we ain't. You a bowl o' fruit.
..The problem with you is that you die in your first answer back. :-\ oh well.. have fun with yer lil dick at the computer all night for tomorrow you clean the latrine.
I'm having beef tongue for dinner. Essentially my food will be tasting Me! :o Mmmm I'm good!
I go to this fancy restaurant that only uses the tongue.
They cut out the tongue and toss the rest of the cow into the river.
The restaurant is called From The Mouth... Of Decadence!
You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry
You eat only the tongue while I'm Goin' Hungry
... for my Song@TigerLily
I am very proud of my wife who actually fired up and used a table saw today to help her crew meet a deadline they were not going to make. She cut shims and even plunged a perfect rectangle in the middle of a piece of flooring!! Never ever used a saw of any kind before. Neither of my guys would even attempt a four way plunge for the first two months I had them. :o
Hmm.. and she didn't even break a nail. Came home bragging and now she's at the gym. Fuckin' Superwoman!
Starting to wonder if I'm good enough for her :-\
Remain obedient.SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL! what should I do?
@TigerLily
Oh somethings in the works, trust me. I came up with some thing at work today that'll have you petitioning Bart to ban my Gorgeous Muscular Perfect Bowling Ball glutes ASS!
Intriguing ... BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY FOR MY SONG!
SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL! what should I do?
Buy her diamonds.Again with the diamonds?
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Again with the diamonds?
As I said before I've bought her a lot of very nice jewelry over the years and she wears things for a while (maybe a year) and then these pricey items wind up in the drawer of sadness as they all cry and console each other wondering "why doesn't she wear us anymore :'( :'( :'("
SHE'S NOT OBEDIENT AT ALL! what should I do?
Handcuffs and Viagra.I need neither. And that's disgusting.
I need neither. And that's disgusting.+1
I need neither. And that's disgusting.
Um...you needing neither is disgusting or Handcuffs and Viagra are disgusting?I think you're right.
@GravitySucks
You get a bag and board yet?
Not yet. Amazon didn’t have any that looked decent without paying a ton of shipping. I’m not going to go to a sporting goods store right now. Academy.com might be an option but not sure where I would hang it here. Still need to think about it.
Damn :(
@KSM32 have you ever tried one of the ones that hang on a door?This is my main bliss. Built it - freestanding unit.
Not yet. Amazon didn’t have any that looked decent without paying a ton of shipping. I’m not going to go to a sporting goods store right now. Academy.com might be an option but not sure where I would hang it here. Still need to think about it.
A lot of shipping has been stopped. Mr. ordered something weeks ago that estimates it'll ship in May-June.
A lot of shipping has been stopped. Mr. ordered something weeks ago that estimates it'll ship in May-June.
my widows are closed
Why am I smelling chocolate cake? There is none here and my widows are closed, so I couldn't smell it if the neighbors were baking one...which is unlikely. What gives? Am I having a stroke? Smelling things that are nowhere near me is concerning.
Why am I smelling chocolate cake? There is none here and my widows are closed, so I couldn't smell it if the neighbors were baking one...which is unlikely. What gives? Am I having a stroke? Smelling things that are nowhere near me is concerning.
I'm beginning to hate almost everything.@ShayP If you like, I can help you with that.
Maybe a brain tumor. Oh wait. That’s burning chicken feathers.
OH MY!
Do tell!
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Whoops. Wrong sympton:
A new study describes a coronavirus patient's 'sudden and complete' loss of smell
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-sudden-complete-loss-of-smell-covid-19-symptom-2020-4
@ShayP If you like, I can help you with that.
I want you to start a thread containing a list of things you do not yet "hate" let us remember now that HATE is an extremely strong word and once applied to someone or some-thing it becomes a face that is not so easy to clean. On the other hand we have Love.. another extremely powerful word that once said to someone becomes almost a level of status. For example: It's ok if I shit on hood of Shay's car because he Loves me.. So let's get real here.
Put some serious thought into it and I look forward to your thread. I will see that it thrives but I also submit to you that after giving all things the thought and consideration that they deserve, you will find that you do not actually Hate these things but instead are perhaps bored or feel let down by them so you may only be angry. Not hateful.
I always told my daughter growing up that "Love" is for people and animals - not chocolate cake for instance.
Now let's shit on your car :)
I hate your post.Women "Love" my post. See, it all comes out in the wash. Now let's wash that car :)
Women "Love" my post. See, it all comes out in the wash. Now let's wash that car :)
Eeeww. I'm leaning towards a minor stroke.
Seriously. I smell chocolate cake as if it were in my oven at this moment. I even checked my shoes to see if by chance I may have stepped in some cake but there is no trace. Not even dog poo (not to be confused with cake). Nonetheless, this is maddening.
I thought that was burnt toast
Wait a minute. It just soaked in that in the previous post you said you have a daughter? Huh. Wasn't aware you had kids.It's Friday. Have some drinks and blast some Tesla!
Anyway, I hate washing cars.
Bend over and hang your head down for a few seconds. If it starts to smell more like acid you have a sinus infection.
Bend over and hang your head down for a few seconds. If it starts to smell more like acid you have a sinus infection.
It's Friday. Have some drinks and blast some Tesla!
I going back to work on my custom made fence panel shed.
I did it. No acid smell. Nothing really. I'm accustomed to sinus infections. I get them frequently. They alter my senses but never made a certain phantom odor linger. Plus I feel great. Well, except for the cake smell and my brewing hatred.
Nah. I think I'll just lay in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep. Not in a Tesla mood, or drinking for that matter, but thank you for the suggestion. :)@ShayP
I'm beginning to hate almost everything.:(
I found this
Very warm (too warm)plastic fittings can smell alot like chocolate, or rather a sweet sickly smell (we had a problem like this with one of our double sockets). Check out all the sockets, light switches etc.
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...
On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court). Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.
I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished.
Argh.
Perhaps you should rethink how you measure accomplishment.
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...Think of the lagoon as your pool ;)
I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished.
Think of the lagoon as your pool ;)maybe there's leaches. upside?
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...
On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court). Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.
I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished.
Argh.
Yesterday, I was on a 4-party Skype call with the family in Japan...
On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court). Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.
I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished.
Argh.
It was an attempted 3 storey humble brag.He's including the basement as the 1st.
Boo hoo.You still in a poopy mood?
You still in a poopy mood?
@anniem Thanks again for the tip. Turns out I did have a problem. There was a nightlight that was plugged in one of the outlets in the room I spend most of my time in. I've had it on for years. Heck, I haven't changed the bulb in at least 5 years. It was slowly burning out and causing a streak of soot on the wall. Never noticed it. The outlet was warm too and had some heat damage, so I went to Home Depot and bought what I needed to replace it.
New outlet...no more night light. I think I'm good to go. :)
CHEERS TO YOU!
@anniem Thanks again for the tip. Turns out I did have a problem. There was a nightlight that was plugged in one of the outlets in the room I spend most of my time in. I've had it on for years. Heck, I haven't changed the bulb in at least 5 years. It was slowly burning out and causing a streak of soot on the wall. Never noticed it. The outlet was warm too and had some heat damage, so I went to Home Depot and bought what I needed to replace it.
New outlet...no more night light. I think I'm good to go. :)
CHEERS TO YOU!
I meant to finish my thoughts. Bend over and smell the outlets.
@KSM32 Not as bad as yesterday. My cup of rage runneth over. Still 'agro' but centered. I'll put it all away until next time. I'm good. It never goes away for good though. Until next time...@ShayP Maybe this will help.
@ShayP Maybe this will help.
As my wife was showering upstairs this morning suddenly water started coming out of the main floor bathroom doorway just pouring out from the top trim that surrounds the door. By the time I caught it I'd say it looked to be about three cups of water had came through. Well, this is a nasty can of evil plumbing worms that may now be open. I am not a plumber by any stretch of the imagination and because it's Easter weekend we can't get one in. I have done what I can and when all the silicone and sticky shit I got all over the place dries I'll turn on the water and see what happens. She hasn't even seen the mess I've made in her beautiful tub and around the faucet and everything else. There is no winning here - just degrees of losing. I could end up with a mold issue, drywall rot - who fucking knows ::)
To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!
@ShayP Maybe this will help.
To make matters worse I did legs before tackling the water issue and I have sprained my right ASS CHEEK!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AN ANUS AND I CAN'T CAULK IT!!!
I don’t believe you. Pictures of your wife in the shower, or it didn’t happen.Perv! ::)
… I sat here in a 3-story...
Perv! ::)
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On screen, a successful author/gaming website owner, an international corporate attorney, a member of a founding family of Nissan, a landmark-ruling high court judge (similar to the Supreme Court). Two 5-story houses and a mansion among them.
I sat here in a 3-story lagoon-neighboring house in SoCal feeling rather unaccomplished.
Argh.
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Perhaps you should rethink how you measure accomplishment.
https://twitter.com/ameliahammy/status/1250450746795008002
I just assume that means the cream is 30% more rich compared to what they had before.
So would it roughly be three quarters & one quarter vs half & half?
This woman's shoulder mobility is amazing! It's almost uncomfortable to watch but I'm mesmerized.
https://it-it.facebook.com/aloclothing/videos/391362868134707/ (https://it-it.facebook.com/aloclothing/videos/391362868134707/)
Groundhog is asshole!
https://imgur.com/gallery/UHm4pRV
Groundhog is asshole!
https://imgur.com/gallery/UHm4pRV
Hey @KSM32
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000
Ahh the new line of made in china Covid guitars have finally hit the market.
Hey @KSM32
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000
Weak vibrato.Honestly. I didn't even listen.
I bet she bends like a little girl, too.
Honestly. I didn't even listen.
@GravitySucks it's speed bag. Two, 2, words ;)
Notifyouarefast
Hey @KSM32Dammit. The Asians are so fucking smart.
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1251072614228992000
Weak vibrato.
I bet she bends like a little girl, too.
Dammit. The Asians are so fuckingFIFYsmartmaniacally-driven.
Bellgab is down.
Does the Doc have the D.T.'s yet?
Honestly wouldn't know.
Perhaps @Bart Ell will take pity
There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.
There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.
Bellgab is down.
Bellgab is down.
Ha! Well I guess the Doc's is doomed then. So let it be written. So let it be done.
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
They eat the jelly between your toes
https://twitter.com/SensitivityFree/status/1251256562200358912
I liked your chubby man version of The Hearse Song.
Have another
There is a better chance that you will leave your wife and get Red Heat pregnant.
Ha! Well I guess the Doc's is doomed then. So let it be written. So let it be done.The Dickdr must be rolling on the floor, frothing at the mouth screaming, "Vara! Vara! Globalist Vara!"
I liked your chubby man version of The Hearse Song.
Have another
Woke up with the "I got no strings" song from Pinocchio stuck in my head. Still stuck in there playing on a rather disturbing loop. See you in 'Ell my friend >:(
Woke up with the "I got no strings" song from Pinocchio stuck in my head. Still stuck in there playing on a rather disturbing loop.
LOL! @KSM32 That happens to me quite often. As soon as I wake up some random, usually silly or obscure, song appears. Yesterday I had "The Hokey Pokey" in my head. About a week ago it was "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" in my head as well.
Although these aren't silly songs, I did go through a phase where MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and Cemetery Gates by Pantera would alternate throughout the day. I'm not kidding. I thought I was going insane. My mind's subconscious playlist is on 'random.'
At least it’s not “It’s A Small World After All...â€LOL I've had that one. Every once in a while since I was six and I saw that small world contraption in person. Even then I knew there was a globalist agenda.
My worst ear worm song EVER. 😜
LOL! @KSM32 That happens to me quite often. As soon as I wake up some random, usually silly or obscure, song appears. Yesterday I had "The Hokey Pokey" in my head. About a week ago it was "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" in my head as well.LMAO @ShayP that's a doozie!!! Hokey pokey too? You have a very weird carnival going on in your head.
Although these aren't silly songs, I did go through a phase where MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and Cemetery Gates by Pantera would alternate throughout the day. I'm not kidding. I thought I was going insane. My mind's subconscious playlist is on 'random.'
Chicago Cubs are still undefeated.Me thinks the Covid would disagree with that and given the circumstances me also thinks Covid may have a point. Nice try though 8)
Chicago Cubs are still undefeated.
At least it’s not “It’s A Small World After All...â€
My worst ear worm song EVER. 😜
LOL I've had that one. Every once in a while since I was six and I saw that small world contraption in person. Even then I knew there was a globalist agenda.
LMAO @ShayP that's a doozie!!! Hokey pokey too? You have a very weird carnival going on in your head.
Try this - Sing it out loud:
"Out, Out, flounder and trout. Theeese are the fish I can do without! Come-on, make Salmon for me, come on - one fish out of three!" *REPEAT*
Big long black hair in my scrambled eggs this morning. MMmmm I'm good! ::)
Big long black hair in my scrambled eggs this morning. MMmmm I'm good! ::)
I miss my reformer.So does your husband.
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Fudge Brownie M&Ms exist.
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Ou man. Might have to try those.
Fudge Brownie M&Ms exist.PURE EVIL. PURE YUMMY EEeeeevillll.
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PURE EVIL. PURE YUMMY EEeeeevillll.
Sugar ages you faster too.
Are you saying the brown m&m used to be the green one?Darling I haven't thought it through that much. I'm not even sure I understand the question. I just eat the shit and feel guilty. Why are you making me examine my relationship with M&Ms?
Darling I haven't thought it through that much. I'm not even sure I understand the question. I just eat the shit and feel guilty. Why are you making me examine my relationship with M&Ms?
I was giving you an out for those who would interpret it as you saying I age by eating such things. :DWell for the record I think you look fantastic under that mask.
My scrolling wheel on my mouse no longer scrolls up. Only down.
It is a real downer.
;D ;D ;D
Those things collect a lot of lint and gunk over time. You might be able to take it apart and clean it with a q-tip to bet it working again.
Seraphim deleted her Youtube Channel yet *again*. She treats us faithful with such disdain. I am about to give up forever. :'(
You poor thing... :'(
It is awful. Will she ever find a steady gig again? Will she ever find a man? Will the roof get fixed? What about the slime in the pool? Barring house repairs, will she ever move out of her Mother's house?
Enquiring minds want to know, but one can only handle so many ups and downs.
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We all know that the mental illness that makes people shut things down also makes them bring them back.
Aye, indeed. It is also hard on us mentally ill that are caught in the oscillations and desire a steady stream of deranged content.
Seraphim deleted her Youtube Channel yet *again*. She treats us faithful with such disdain. I am about to give up forever. :'(I haven't been following too closely but heard something about her grifting a dying woman out of her last dollar or some such. Are my wires crossed or did that happen.
I haven't been following too closely but heard something about her grifting a dying woman out of her last dollar or some such. Are my wires crossed or did that happen.
It seems the true answer is to bring back the insane asylums.
I could say something really despicable here. You have opened the door beautifully Bart - I'm just not enough of a bastard to take advantage.
Morg! would be ashamed of your wimpitude.
ASHAMED!
I haven't been following too closely but heard something about her grifting a dying woman out of her last dollar or some such. Are my wires crossed or did that happen.
There's been debates as to whether the money was a gift or a loan.
This was rumored and that the aforementioned benefactor had passed away. Happily, this individual got back alive somehow and showed up in the chat on Groyper's Sunday show. All things are both possible and impossible in this weird little universe we find ourselves in.Wow, you’re in deep.
It is a fair point. Ok.
Forgive me Azzerae, Metron and Toots - totally uncalled for.
Bart Ell ====> "It seems the true answer is to bring back the insane asylums."
WAN ======> "Or banishment to Azzgab (http://www.azzgab.world/)
Wow, you’re in deep.
Hell all I've got left going on really is the Chefist Vs. Decon duel over on BG. I'm doing good with this lockdown thing.
I wonder what I was looking at to make this ad appear? When I clicked on it (in support for Hope For Paws) a Turkish cook was standing by one of those things with a carving knife in his hand.Al jazera?
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Wow, you’re in deep.*blushes* Did I hurt you?
https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1253448381705445376 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1253448381705445376)
I was watching a Maru and Hana vid where they were outside. It made me wonder if you missed Japan. I think I would
@Spookcat
Yes and no. It's hard over there right now as well with the CoronaVirus stuff.
First outdoor romp of the summer today :) All the animals gathered around. Like a scene from Bambi ;D
Ok ThumperFlower was my favorite!
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Flower was my favorite!yeah, it would be nice if Flower would cut her fucking fingernails.
yeah, it would be nice if Flower would cut her fucking fingernails.But they’re so pretty!
@Ghost BEP
Playing field is even. You couldn't compete with me earlier :-\
First one to 100 wins. Loser quits wrestling forever.
#CamelClutch
#FuckYourAssWithCockTenInch!
#MakeYouHumble!
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Looks as if I’ve been challenged to a dual by way of cat lady points! Ask yourself, is that the best you can do? Sorry Skippy but, I respectfully decline. I’ve given away more than your greasy-greasy little greedy paws could ever fathom. I’ll still be on the sidelines rooting for you though. Hoping that you finally find what your looking for.Hehehe well at least you made zero sense as you took it the best wrong right way to get to your asshole through your elbow. I mean what the fawk was that??
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@KSM32 or any other "work on stuff" folks,And g'oogle is drawing a blank? Perhaps it's the way you're wording it. One of my floor guys might be able to answer that, I'll read him your post see what he says. I would say go with the multiple flushes. But if that goes wrong I didn't say that.
Serious question that Google ain't helping me with...
My anode rod refuses to budge. 4ft breaker bar and cooling the tank down to maybe 100°.
I am a bit worried because my 2-3 month 5-gallon purge came up perfectly clear this time. No sediment. Normally, I would get blue speckles in a white granular sediment at the bottom of the bucket.
Although I've thought of liquid wrench, I don't feel confident that multiple flushes would get all of that out.
And g'oogle is drawing a blank? Perhaps it's the way you're wording it. One of my floor guys might be able to answer that, I'll read him your post see what he says. I would say go with the multiple flushes. But if that goes wrong I didn't say that.
Are you mitigating, @KSM32 ?Ahh the acoustics of Sal's basement.
If not then I want a traction.
Doesn't he know he could make the HOF by calling woo shows with this offer?
https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1256223127937392640
Doesn't he know he could make the HOF by calling woo shows with this offer?
https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1256223127937392640
visitors can't see pics , please register or login@anniem Absolutely beautiful. :)
Vera, fuck off! Got shit ta' do!
@anniem Absolutely beautiful. :)
I need a haircut. A few blonde highlights. And a mani pedi wouldn't hurt
I need a haircut. A few blonde highlights. And a mani pedi wouldn't hurt
My in town neighbor across the street has dug up what looks to be a 15 - 12 FT square ON HIS FRONT LAWN! He has 12 fence posts around the perimeter with CHICKEN WIRE WRAPPED AROUND THE WHOLE THING! Just a dug up fucking square out front INSTEAD OF THE BACK YARD.
He is the most punchable asshole in the world. His face is perfectly round and he's a really annoying cunt. He's short and has freckles and smiles at everyone on the street as if he's everybody's friend. He sucks!
Is he planting a garden? Is he getting a giraffe?? What the FUCK is he doing?!!! It's been dug up for a week now and it looks horrible. I peak through the living room blinds and audibly curse and cuss him out. The guy boils my blood and I can't wait to "Talk" to him next when the opportunity presents itself. It has to be organic or I'll come off like a dick.
Deer in the area? Septic tank in the front?No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front??? he is such a fucktard.
No septic in city. No dear. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front??? he is such a fucktard.
Why not a raised bed is what I'm thinking... Better drainage. Footing for a pad. Is he the type to have a bistro set to sit at?Koi? I wish. Nah, he's a hippy type and his parents are mixed race weirdos. Dad looks like Gandalf and mom looks like Golem. Whatever he has planned is sub-par and underwhelming. I wish he would move or die or something.
If not, a koi pond or water feature might be in the works.
Koi? I wish. Nah, he's a hippy type and his parents are mixed race weirdos. Dad looks like Gandalf and mom looks like Golem. Whatever he has planned is sub-par and underwhelming. I wish he would move or die or something.
He's got crabgrass, doesn't he?He had normal grass but I do hope he gets crabs. I'll keep you posted. I will.
Yep, I bet!
He had normal grass but I do hope he gets crabs. I'll keep you posted. I will.
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square. I suspect garden but why out front??? he is such a fucktard.
A guy around the corner and down a ways has his entire front yard made into a garden. His front yard gets better sun.And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever! You wouldn't like em' either.
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever! You wouldn't like em' either.
… He is the most punchable asshole in the world. His face is perfectly round and he's a really annoying cunt. He's short and has freckles and smiles at everyone on the street as if he's everybody's friend. He sucks!...
A ganja garden? 😁
You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?
You live across the street from Ian Punnitt?
No septic in city. No deer. Although his girlfriend is a moose. It's not a deep dig - just a consistent 12" inch deep square.
I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.LOL
Midget graves.:)
I didn’t realize the K in @KSM32 was for Karen.Hehe @juan anybody who cares about the look of the street and what they see from their own place would feel the same as I do. I think..
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:)
Hehe @juan anybody who cares about the look of the street and what they see from their own place would feel the same as I do. I think..
And so does this guys front yard but I don't like him. He's not going about it the right way - it's damn ugly so far and I doubt some fucking carrot tops are going to brighten up the street. He's a hillbilly hippie/hippy whatever! You wouldn't like em' either.
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.
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Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.
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FANTASTIC LEVEL OF PRIVACY IN SUCH A SMALL SPACE!There is that!
I wish that you were my HOA president...@sean92008 I'll DO IT! Plus 1 for the vote!
https://fstoppers.com/documentary/drone-disguised-hummingbird-captures-incredible-footage-monarch-butterfly-swarm-480714
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.
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Weeds? That’s racist. They are pioneer or volunteer plants. Clearly you hate the earth.
Weeds? That’s racist. They are pioneer or volunteer plants. Clearly you hate the earth.
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visitors can't see pics , please register or loginThat's KSM? Shit, I'd fuck him.
That's KSM? Shit, I'd fuck him.I'll hit 'em high, you suck 'em low!
I'll hit 'em high, you suck 'em low!lol. Jaygab!
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Candles are useless in 2020.
Candles are useless in 2020.They’re still good for starting house fires.
Sorry to hear that - try wine
They’re still good for starting house fires.
It's always more fun when it is done by a crazy ex-girlfriend with a lighter and can of hairspray.That’s true.
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It's always more fun when it is done by a crazy ex-girlfriend with a lighter and can of hairspray.
Are there any ex-girlfriends who aren't crazy?
Well, all those random-girl-at-the-store blowjobs are probably coming to an end...
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html
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You seem to be on a sexual Asian women kick again.
And UK girls...All the women on Sky News are stunning.
Oh, and my middle eastern neurologist, she's a knockout!!! She's worth the drive all the way to another county to bask in her presence...
Going through a dry spell with everything on lockdown?
A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.
Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead. :)
A hint/pinch of fennel will elevate your mac cheese to a whole new level. Feel free to kick it up another notch with some spicy Monterey. Serve with southern fried chicken and afterwards enjoy a flourless chocolate lava cake. Eat it all alone because nobody showed up. Enjoy a scotch and cigar as you plan a nasty and individually personalized demise for each and every one of them.
Only way they'll learn as they burn. While their dead. :)
Was this........second Christmas?@anniem It was today. Living the covid dream :) I will kill them. And I'm just the guy to do it too!
Was this........second Christmas?
@anniem It was today. Living the covid dream :) I will kill them. And I'm just the guy to do it too!
That sounds really good! Really bad for my stomach, but it sounds sooo good!
It Is his birthday.
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!
YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!
You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?
YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK!
You know you are my favorite and I just type these things to throw them off my scent. Right, @anniem ?
It Is his birthday.I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!
I saw the picture of him in his little birthday hat, blowing out the candles with all the guest seats empty for the 7th straight year.
Saddest thing I saw all hour.
Almost as bad as the time he had an orgy and nobody came.
GET IT?
NOBODY CAME!
I'm no Doctor, BUT I'M LOSING MY PATIENTS!
Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy? I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions and buy a fucking van!
Lemme guess- you also had to get a really large circular bed which has now been claimed by the beautiful Vera and you're never getting it back?YES, thank you. Forgot about that as well as all the fake gold neck chains and hairy chest sticking out front my robe.
YES, thank you. Forgot about that as well as all the fake gold neck chains and hairy chest sticking out front my robe.
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Do you know how hard it is to become an orgy guy? I had to install shag carpet throughout the house, grow a moustache, get all the lotions and buy a fucking van!
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He should spray them
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This is what happens when I walk from my kitchen to the garage.
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St. Pierre and Miquelon (https://www.google.com/maps/place/St+Pierre+and+Miquelon/@46.958177,-56.5330811,10z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x4b5e52ddd47f83c5:0xa968d6d5f4926686!2sPrince+Edward+Island,+Canada!3b1!8m2!3d46.510712!4d-63.4168136!3m4!1s0x4b6c4b4bfb0e57d1:0x9c716737ea6c5c11!8m2!3d46.9540119!4d-56.3241577) are calling your name!
More like this
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/historic-home-for-sale-straddles-u-s-canada-border/
The allure of cheap chicken is strong....... Even more than the last remaining sliver of New France in North America?
You would get the same message on the Newfoundland side of the house but it would be in French.
You can't beat them chicken prices at Aldi or Wegmans!
All I want in French are my hockey broadcasts.
Then Howie Meeker would take over with a "Gee Willikers"
I bet Howie was a perv off camera
Now that Uncle Bobby freak out of Toronto. That I could believe.
Oh man. I never considered that. I can't believe it. Won't believe it. Same with Mr. Dressup and the Friendly Giant.That is absolutely terrifying
Now that Uncle Bobby freak out of Toronto. That I could believe.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
That is absolutely terrifying
I'll never really know what my life would be like if they did not warp my soul as a lad. They made me what I am today...................
It explains so much.
That time The Ghoul ripped that big dude's medulla out........... There are things one never gets over.
I was watching this -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleu_Nuit
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...you'll never stick that super long Q-Tip into my brain through my nose and then down my throat.
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You can't beat them chicken prices at Aldi or Wegmans!
All I want in French are my hockey broadcasts.
The blue lady would sing. Syrupy sweet love songs. To us. The kids. Go to about a minute 20. Sir Graves says there will be a "tale of terror" and then then blue lady tries her very best to seduce us.
We were just kids dammit! We didn't know any better.
Oh the pain................
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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That is one of the best reactions I've ever read from you. You seem actually horrified and shocked by something.
Well it is a horrifying. A whole generation of Detroiters destroyed. We were meant for greatness like our Fathers. Shattered by Bimbo, the Glob and the blue lady.
Weep for me @Spookcat God help me this was what I was meant to be. Instead I work with a mountain man and a Russian. :'(
That is one of the best reactions I've ever read from you. You seem actually horrified and shocked by something.
Everyone has their breaking point.
If this is the stuff that went on in Michigan then it may also explain how someone ends up with a DUI or two and lives in a tent in a rented unfinished basement.
MoJo was the shit.
We'll have to go the other thread for that. I will have a question. What do you know about the Tibetan book of the dead and forklifts in general?
@KSM32, I know the location of a nearby Tibetan Book of the Dead. It is on a bookshelf over there in the other room. I also know that forklifts can lift many many more things than just forks.I Meant Pitchforklifts :-\
The blue lady would sing. Syrupy sweet love songs. To us. The kids. Go to about a minute 20. Sir Graves says there will be a "tale of terror" and then then blue lady tries her very best to seduce us.
We were just kids dammit! We didn't know any better.
Oh the pain................
The blue lady looks like a bit from every low-rent drag show I've ever seen.
I Meant Pitchforklifts :-\
And to clarify: I was referring to the second edition of said book. My bad :P
But thanks to your response I found a weird oblong piece of vibrating latex on the bookshelf. Wife looked guilty when I asked if she knew anything about it. Hmm we're both stumped :o
PS we seem to have a lot of AA Batteries laying around. Says she needs them for her curling iron or something but I think I'll be a good hubby and get her some rechargeables :)
Well it is horrifying. A whole generation of Detroiters destroyed. We were meant for greatness like our Fathers. Shattered by Bimbo, the Glob and the blue lady.
Weep for me @Spookcat God help me this was what I was meant to be. Instead I work with a mountain man and a Russian. :'(
The blue lady looks like a bit from every low-rent drag show I've ever seen.
Interesting. And just how many low-end drag shows have you seen?
And put a shirt on!
I'm eating a quesadilla here.
Oh, scores and scores.
I will not! Smite away, you old bat.
Chicken, slightly hairy?
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Isn't Norry from Detroit?
Keep the shirt off, Mr. Dubb. If you've got it, flaunt it. Cheers, K.!
Keep the shirt off, Mr. Dubb. If you've got it, flaunt it. Cheers, K.!
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Pepperoni nips?
Interesting. And just how many low-end drag shows have you seen? And put a shirt on! I'm eating a quesadilla hereI’m with you and I’m not even eating.
I’m with you and I’m not even eating.
Nonsense. He looks good.He's on the new Auschwitz workout plan.
I’m with you and I’m not even eating.
Nonsense. He looks good.
He's on the new Auschwitz workout plan.
THOSE ARE GAINS!!!!;D Plus 1!!!
;D Plus 1!!!
Smiley winky faces and cat lady +1 points @KSM32 oh my!Hey buddy! Plus 1!!! :)
Hey buddy! Plus 1!!! :)
How to win friends and influence cat lady’s.Cat ladies do it on the paper ;) Meeooowwwwgggrrrrhhh
#DoCatLadysTip
#DidMrSpookySniffYou
All this cat talk is attracting me.
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.I asked her that a few days ago and I can assure you with absolute certainty that YOU are not on the receiving end of her particular bird. Trust me. She's a "meanhead" as the lil kids say.
I asked her that a few days ago and I can assure you with absolute certainty that YOU are not on the receiving end of her particular bird. Trust me. She's a "meanhead" as the lil kids say.
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.Are you asking or expressing guilt?
I asked her that a few days ago and I can assure you with absolute certainty that YOU are not on the receiving end of her particular bird. Trust me. She's a "meanhead" as the lil kids say.If the shoe fits...
WHAT? Lil kids must be dumb. Ohmygoda, she is delightful. WHERE ARE THESE AWFUL LIL KIDS, THEY NEED AN EDUMACATION.Thank you @anniem ! I am DELIGHTFUL!!! :)
(totally NOT fake outrage)
Are you asking or expressing guilt?
Ha! @PolkaDot Why would I have guilt? No. I just noticed your new avatar recently and made an observation. It looks just like I described. It could be flipping me off, or anybody that looks at it for that matter...all the while picking the nose at the same time. One or the other, or both. Maybe neither. Oh well.In that case, she's totally picking her nose. ;)
Ha! @PolkaDot Why would I have guilt? No. I just noticed your new avatar recently and made an observation. It looks just like I described. It could be flipping me off, or anybody that looks at it for that matter...all the while picking the nose at the same time. One or the other, or both. Maybe neither. Oh well.She farted and she's holding her nose cuz even She can't stand it.
I'm not sure if @PolkaDot 's avatar is shooting me the finger, picking her nose, or both.
She farted and she's holding her nose cuz even She can't stand it.Smells like roses on a Spring morning? Yes, I know...lovely. :)
Please forgive her, she was raised by wolves.Exactly! See, works for everything. 8)
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.
Aw! Sorry to hear this.Me too! It's a pain in the ass. Our last dog we had taught hand signals to when she was a pup, so when she got old and deaf it wasn't as big of a deal, but this dog we adopted as an adult and never got around to it. :(
Could it be due to the loud clothing you are constantly looking at?Bart. That hurts.
Me too! It's a pain in the ass. Our last dog we had taught hand signals to when she was a pup, so when she got old and deaf it wasn't as big of a deal, but this dog we adopted as an adult and never got around to it. :(
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.
My dog is going deaf. It's not just the selective hearing I originally thought was running rampant in my household.
My first thought when I saw this headline:
was this:
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If you watch Japanese TV and hear a Loverboy song on a bidet commercial there is a 99% chance it is me.
Also, yes the guy I deal with asked for a "ruvverboy" song.
IT ISN'T RACIST IF IT IS TRUE!
If you watch Japanese TV and hear a Loverboy song on a bidet commercial there is a 99% chance it is me.The Japanese are on lockdown. So they're not working for the weekend, but they are Loving every minute of it!
Also, yes the guy I deal with asked for a "ruvverboy" song.
IT ISN'T RACIST IF IT IS TRUE!
VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Even if it didn't happen I think you should make a video of this
The Japanese are on lockdown. So they're not working for the weekend, but they are Loving every minute of it!
They wanted WHEN IT'S OVER for a bidet commercial.
They are fun people!
Please don't provide a video. The Libra mind goes to dark places.. :o
Starting 75 minutes into this is hilarious... The only thing missing was a mic drop - Boom!
1:14:57...
The video has apparently been edited down, now that part starts at 39:00
Japan Report - Next up is Elton John for a diaper commercial!
What brand does he wear?Gay man from Kelowna, BC. FACT.
RATT, yes RATT, has an American commercial.
My memory escapes me...
There was a country and western duo that had a minor MTV hit with a song "Where's the beef?" Probably circa mid-1980s
I have googled it and just can't find it. I even searched for country artists appearing on MTV... Maybe they weren't country artists, maybe they were just really hokey bearded guys left over from the 1970s.
Argh!
I won't be going to any more stores where we all wait in line outside first. There are plenty of other places to go.
So goodbye Trader Joes, Home Despot, Costco, Berkeley Bowl, and Sprouts on a busy day.
Sal sings the hits.
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I still don't get crackers.You and me both, Pal. Still waiting on my reparations!
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Somethings not right here..
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One of the hidden members is named KittySM57.SHURE was pretty quick to discontinue that line if I remember right. Whaaat were they thinkin!!
SHURE was pretty quick to discontinue that line if I remember right. Whaaat were they thinkin!!
Canadians are weird
https://twitter.com/johntory/status/1265972099203678213
Canadians are weird
So you like 'em filthy?
When you fill out a form in Canada, is “Person that menstruates†listed as a gender option?
Saw a guy jogging outside in the rain. His shorts did not match his shirt and his running shoes looked really cheap. He had a real potato kinda body and I suspect that is why he was out "running" in the rain. He jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. He had obvious hypertension due to the red blotchy skin on his ginger face. He looked like a Garret!
Hello garret, how are you?
I am very glad to hear that you are well.
You're not going to live very long.
Blame your genetic toolkit.
You pasty unfortunate sack o jacked off monkey shit.
Kudos for the effort, Garret.
Too little too late. Not like it matters much now. You Are going to die, soon.
Saw a guy jogging outside in the rain. His shorts did not match his shirt and his running shoes looked really cheap. He had a real potato kinda body and I suspect that is why he was out "running" in the rain. He jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. He had obvious hypertension due to the red blotchy skin on his ginger face. He looked like a Garret!
Hello garret, how are you?
I am very glad to hear that you are well.
You're not going to live very long.
Blame your genetic toolkit.
You pasty unfortunate sack o jacked off monkey shit.
Kudos for the effort, Garret.
Too little too late. Not like it matters much now. You Are going to die, soon.
Is he the guy with the fence around the hole in his lawn?No. That's Alex. This guy was new.. I hope he outlives Alex. Alex would fit in my freezer but who the fuck would want to eat that swish.
No. That's Alex. This guy was new.. I hope he outlives Alex. Alex would fit in my freezer but who the fuck would want to eat that swish.
Whatever happened to that little project? I don't remember seeing any updates.So far it's just as shitty as it was! Don't see anything growing there yet. Just uneven posts with chicken wire around the perimeter. He has the worst house on the street and doesn't care. FLAT ROOF! ? It's like that particular house was built by an entirely different builder than the rest. AND he lets dandelions grow rampant on what's left of his lawn. Both neighbors on each side try to keep their lawns perfect but fucknut ruins it for them.
So far it's just as shitty as it was! Don't see anything growing there yet. Just uneven posts with chicken wire around the perimeter. He has the worst house on the street and doesn't care. FLAT ROOF! ? It's like that particular house was built by an entirely different builder than the rest. AND he lets dandelions grow rampant on what's left of his lawn. Both neighbors on each side try to keep their lawns perfect but fucknut ruins it for them.
I will HAVE to find a way to sneak a picture.. gonna be hard.. gotta do it.
Forget about childrens' safety, dropping word in the ear of some overzealous animal rights person might be a bureaucratic way to alter the landscaping... A fence out in the middle of nowhere may be a risk leading to the injury an animal.Leviticus has alot to offer when dealing with lawnless heathens like him and his ilk. Perhaps I'll burn or stone him :)
It's a California tactic, but hey...
Tom has alot of moss growing/living on him. I like it. Wonder if he does.. :-\WWRCS
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Canadians are weird
https://twitter.com/johntory/status/1265972099203678213
I accidentally ingested a full ONE ounce of Round-Up weed killer today and couldn't feel better.
More proof that I am NOT human. All you weaklings would be DEAD! BUT I FEEL NOTHING!
The new fake shit or the old stuff that actually worked?Semantics
I only have 2 jugs of the old stuff left.
RE: Space X Dragon Launch today from Cape Kennedy:
Every time they mention "Bob & Doug" ... I'm thinking
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@Spookcat
Who can drink coffee at 7 o’clock at night!?!
Husband just brewed a fresh cup of coffee....it smells SO GOOD!!! I want one! Trying hard not to give in. Who can drink coffee at 7 o’clock at night!?!BAD IDEA. Don't do it. Sleepless night for Dotty..
I CAN ANSWER THAT IN 2 SONGS BY THE SAME BAND!LOL
BAD IDEA. Don't do it. Sleepless night for Dotty..Agreed and if that fucker tries to wake me up bc he can’t sleep I’ll kick him right onto the floor.
Agreed and if that fucker tries to wake me up bc he can’t sleep I’ll kick him right onto the floor.
Floor kicking sounds sexy. Once you go BEP you can’t go back!I see you’re out causing trouble , BEP. :)
Here is the house I was talking about. I've spoken to the owner a couple of times, and his cute little kids. They are very polite and a little scared of my dog but they did pet her last time I saw them. I wouldn't like to live close to their house though.
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The weeds in front of that mass of green are what I am most bugged by. Like no effort to even keep them from growing for two months to get 4 feet tall. If the mass generated a fragrant flower, like jasmine do, I'd probably not mind as much as long as there's no rat nests...
Nude on the inversion table a few days ago. Hilarious when everything flaps over at that certain point when gravity grabs hold.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nude on the inversion table a few days ago. Hilarious when everything flaps over at that certain point when gravity grabs hold.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!@anniem - you're cracking me up today!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!
(fake outrage)
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Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!
(fake outrage)
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@anniem - you're cracking me up today!
+1 for the laughs. ;D
Now those weedy looking stalks have bloomed!
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Now those weedy looking stalks have bloomed!
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That's a lily, Annie. And a nicely colored one at that.
People who bellow out, "That's what I'm talking about!" are almost always never talking about it.
Wait. I thought you bought that inversion table for your wife!!! If so, this is a terrible terrible post and I hope you did not laugh out loud!!!!Yes Annie. I did buy it for her but I use it too. Sometimes neked!
SPIRAL STAIRS CAN ONLY GO SO FAR, MR MAN!
(fake outrage)
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I’ve been trying to tell you.I know and it was hard to not tag you there but I didn't think doing such a thing while my cock was flapping around would've been appropriate. You're welcome.
Yes Annie. I did buy it for her but I use it too.
People who bellow out, "That's what I'm talking about!" are almost always never talking about it.
I have fallen UP those stairs several times over the years.
Yes Annie. I did buy it for her but I use it too. Sometimes neked!
I have fallen UP those stairs several times over the years. Never down.
I know and it was hard to not tag you there but I didn't think doing such a thing while my cock was flapping around would've been appropriate. You're welcome.
So the only question that remains is whether it was “psychedelic toad†or “Spanish porn star†that prompted me to tag you.I’m guessing toad.
So the only question that remains is whether it was “psychedelic toad†or “Spanish porn star†that prompted me to tag you.never mind you win eye got nuthin
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Vera died
oh well, whadda ya gonna do ..these things happen :-\ show must go on
That's really sad to hear. Fur family is family.
Oh no! So sorry to hear this. :(
was a joke
i'm ksm
was a joke
i'm ksm
That's really sad to hear. Fur family is family.
They are pets.
Do you go to a store to get a new daughter if one kicks the bucket after 15 years?
was a joke
i'm ksm
Put an accordion in the photo, now that we know you are aware of them.
The accordion can be owned or rented, your choice, @KSM32
Can't he just tax a nerd for one?
YOU BASTARD!!
I hope she bites you for that!
meanie
BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!
They are pets.Is this an option? Asking because I'm anticipating wanting to skip parenting a teenager for a few years at some point. Also, is it too late to have him chipped? You know, in case I lose him and a stranger finds him and quickly figures out they want to return him to his rightful owners?
Do you go to a store to get a new daughter if one kicks the bucket after 15 years?
@KSM32 is there a story behind this? Also, how many mermaid carcasses are above your fireplace?BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!
BUT I SLAY MERMAIDS!
If this is a reference to something, it’s going over my head.
was a joke
i'm ksm
Your dog is dead. J/K. Ha ha! So funny. Dumbass farmboy. I'm reporting you to the Canadian SPCA 😾Pfff your unbridled lust and desire for me is soooo fucking transparent ::) I'll bet you'd like to cage me - when you're not bedding me that is ::) @TigerLily
#SaveVera #Cage @KSM32
Pfff your unbridled lust and desire for me is soooo fucking transparent ::) I'll bet you'd like to cage me - when you're not bedding me that is ::) @TigerLily
Ugh.. stop embarrassing yourself Lady. 8)
It turns out everyone does have a price.
My price to let go of my childhood hate of Duran Duran is 5 grand.
Well played, Japanese data recovery company with a fat advertising budget.
Duran Duran. Gawd.
Great band! - Bought Bart
You sold out for cash. I sold out for 80's cuties. You did better - I imagine you usually do...................
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I pretended I understood Siouxsie and the Banshees to get Becky A. naked.
Great band! - Bought Bart
Jeez Louise. Hopefully Becky was more top of the cheerleader pyramid.
I'll become concerned if you buy the FUNKO pops.
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She was a top left in your photo example.
Is this an option? Asking because I'm anticipating wanting to skip parenting a teenager for a few years at some point. Also, is it too late to have him chipped? You know, in case I lose him and a stranger finds him and quickly figures out they want to return him to his rightful owners?
Whatever happened to The Box?
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Also, Sass Jordan took her box elsewhere.
I pretended I understood Siouxsie and the Banshees to get Becky A. naked.Because Siouxsie is amazing!!!
Hand the little shit a box of transistor radios and tell it it can come out of the basement when it has turned them into iPhones.Bad Bart!!
Don't know why, but our Boodie dog had a seizure last night!The standard has been set. Pics with today’s newspaper and a chicken.
??? :( :( :(
The standard has been set. Pics with today’s newspaper and a chicken.
Hm, I don't get a newspaper. :-\
We also require an accordion.
I hope your smelly dog is ok
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Don't know why, but our Boodie dog had a seizure last night!
??? :( :( :(
Is the pupper okay?
A few months ago I got out of the shower and applied a clay mask to my perfect face with the intention of washing it off before leaving the house into town. I forgot. I left the house and drove to the Airbnb place to change out a few 110 electrical boxes. I kept the clay mask on until I got home where I washed it off.
My skin looked so nice and fresh. I went out chasing women that night until my wife found out.
I believe all of it except the red bit.
100% CORRECT
Why isn't the Lawrence Welk show being aired in Pittsburgh?
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I, for one, raised my kids watching that show. Those musicians kicked some massive ass although most of it was pretty vanilla and toned-down. I was more interested in introducing them to big band kind of music.
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That's good to see. @sean92008 I used to watch it as a kid in the early 70's, and throughout the years, with my Grandmother and my Mom. As I grew older I learned to appreciate the music and talent more. You are correct in stating the musicians kicked some massive ass. Nearly every show was live and there wasn't a hiccup. Just tight performances.
My routine for quite some time has been to tune in on PBS at 7:00 pm EST every Saturday while kicking back in my recliner. Gives me a sense of nostalgia and a calm feeling. Now, after moving back to Pittsburgh I do not find it listed anywhere, which is surprising. I'm really bummed. :(
I would think that the Lawrence welk production team would have online streaming. They all ended up just 30 or 40 miles east of me in an area near Escondido, California.
It was easy to watch because it was just before British comedy night on our PBS station. Shows like Red Dwarf, Murder Most Horrid, etc...
I would think that the Lawrence welk production team would have online streaming. They all ended up just 30 or 40 miles east of me in an area near Escondido, California.
It was easy to watch because it was just before British comedy night on our PBS station. Shows like Red Dwarf, Murder Most Horrid, etc...
Red Dwarf is great! I'm going to check to see if it's on around here
Does anybody remember The Adventures of Brisco County Jr?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Brisco_County,_Jr.
There was an actor on the first season of Star Trek TNG who kind of looked and sounded familiar. Turns out that he was on BCJ... I remember loving the vibe of that show and being entertained by it.
Sorry. In '93 I was....5.
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Back when TV was a little more of a monopoly, cable existed but I don't think it was 400 channels yet...
(I avoided making a cute little pussy joke there, kitten... 🙄🙄🙄🙄)
Well I didn't grow up with that many channels. I was raised primarily on Sesame Street VHS, PBS. Disney, cartoon network, Nickelodeon, and eventually branched out. OH and Law and Order... Which I am surprised is still a big thing after a billion years.
Does anybody remember The Adventures of Brisco County Jr?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Brisco_County,_Jr.
There was an actor on the first season of Star Trek TNG who kind of looked and sounded familiar. Turns out that he was on BCJ... I remember loving the vibe of that show and being entertained by it.
Jack of All Trades was my Bruce Campbell TV show of choice. It only lasted a season and a half. I still remember being really sad tuning into and instead of see Jack it was another episode of the not as good Cleopatra2525 and when they next week was the same thing, I figured Jack got cancelled. But I did get my hands on the entire series on DVD.
The whole hippie Welk video:
Thanks @sean92008. "Don't you cats know that PolkaJazz is strictly from Squaresville." LOL! I love good ol' Jack Imel on drums throwing up the peace sign. ;D
You know, if LW what is doing his gig today, I bet you there would be some controversy. Maybe you would get tagged with the "cult leader" title. 😁😁😁😁 Wholesomeness and discipline... er, well...
@sean92008 Oh yeah. He wouldn't last very long unless he became more diverse. There was one moment during a show, long ago, where Arthur Duncan put on a heck of a tap performance and after he was done LW came out, shook his hand, praised his talent, and said he was "a credit to his race." It was cringe worthy and that would be the death of the show today.
I remember seeing interviews with a few of the regulars in his last few years on air... I guess he put his nose into their sex lives, their diet, even controlled when family members were allowed to visit. They made it sound like it was a tight ship thing, not mind control or anything like that... It would be a poor optic nowadays.
Ultimately, I'm sure it was all about keeping the show scandal free because he what is very dependent on his wholesome image.
Of course, Lawrence welk didn't dare talk to Lee Liberace 😁😁😁
Back when TV was a little more of a monopoly, cable existed but I don't think it was 400 channels yet...Probably for the best lest you come across as an elderly pervert.
(I avoided making a cute little pussy joke there, kitten... 🙄🙄🙄🙄)
Did Kolby's death ever make the papers? Anyone?I just drove that stretch of 287 a couple of days ago...
I just drove that stretch of 287 a couple of days ago...
Probably for the best lest you come across as an elderly pervert.
Yep, LW had a specific template and ran his business as tight as it could be, as he envisioned, with no deviations and no scandals. Consummate taskmaster. I recall he fired Natalie Nevins for missing a performance. She tried to make up by bringing blueberry muffins for LW and the cast but was blocked by security from entering the building. LOL! I guess you got no second chance with the maestro. ;)
I will admit that I do not understand his infatuation with Norma Zimmer as the Champaign Lady. I can't stand her. He screwed up by letting Alice Lon walk. He knew he made a mistake. Plus I think he had 'a thing' for Norma. She tried to quit twice. Her constant vibrato annoyed, and still does, the shit out of me.
Anyway...
The only cast member I ever remember is this one..
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Anacani. I found her *clears throat* desirable. ;)
Anacani. I found her *clears throat* desirable. ;)
If my dad was watching, invariably when Bobby and Sissy were introduced, he'd say ''which one is Bobby?''
I just drove that stretch of 287 a couple of days ago...Is your avatar a picture of you at a rest stop?
Did you roll your overstuffed car with bad tires on it?Careful, wouldn’t want you to break a hip.
Doh!
I am not elderly yet! Nobody gives me any discounts and I won't get to enjoy salad bar blowout deals because of that damn China virus! Fuck China.
Is your avatar a picture of you at a rest stop?Yes, circa 1936.
Hahahahahaha!When a dancer is talented, he/she can make the routine look so easy, that it may look corny. No. It's not easy.
It's nearly Solstice...I feel like time went from a slow motion drip to a sudden fast forward. All at once it's the middle of summer and I don't remember pushing the fast forward button. ???Election year TDS... Bam! Kick it up a notch!
Election year TDS... Bam! Kick it up a notch!
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::) The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE! ::) ::) ::) ::) This is a source of great irritation to her.. hehehe
Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D
and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::)
Highly sexualized profile of a woman. The artist was certainly a leg man.I don't know why but I am plus 1ing you for that. ::)
No doubt, she rose to the top of her gender at that male-dominated company by using all the training she got from having to reign you in... Continuously...😁
"Hopefully it is a cookbook and she gets back in the kitchen where she belongs." - 50's BartAmen. Sing it brudda!
I don't know why but I am plus 1ing you for that. ::)
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::) The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE! ::) ::) ::) ::) This is a source of great irritation to her.. hehehe
Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D[/b]
"Womens's" ??!!?? ::)Hey, I didn't design it and she noticed that as she took it out of the box. It's a MANs's world baby!
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"Womens's" ??!!?? ::)
They were too busy drawing the big round tits to notice words.
"Womens's" ??!!?? ::)
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Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::) The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE! ::) ::) ::) ::) This is a source of great irritation to her.. heheheThis is pretty poor form - and that’s just the lack of proofreading- don’t even get me started on the fucking graphic. Ug. :o ::)
Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D
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"Hopefully it is a cookbook and she gets back in the kitchen where she belongs." - 50's BartBadBart! It’s the 20’s! Try and contain yourself.
"Womens's" ??!!?? ::)Right!!!??? 😆
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This is pretty poor form - and that’s just the lack of proofreading- don’t even get me started on the fucking graphic. Ug. :o ::)
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::) The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE! ::) ::) ::) ::) This is a source of great irritation to her.. hehehe
Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D
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Why are the two womens's in the graphic so different in size?The petite short haired womans’s shadow is a long haired Amazon in tights and a cape. That happens when you’re amazing. You can tell cuz they’re both wearing heels. 👠= amazing
The petite short haired womans’s shadow is a long haired Amazon in tights and a cape. That happens when you’re amazing. You can tell cuz they’re both wearing heels. 👠= amazing
Much to her dismay my wife has been selected as 1 of 5 of 240ish women who have risen up through her company. It's nice to be recognized but seems like a real pain in the ass to be a part of this honored group that will demand a lot of time and effort to take part in and then to ATTEND somewhere in the US. They have sent her handbags, a mug, two booklets, and one large War and Peace sized book that is required reading ::) The patronizing and male assigned slogan for this small but worthy group of women is TOGETHER WE RISE! ::) ::) ::) ::) This is a source of great irritation to her.. hehehe
Pictured is a shot of the bag. I love the graphic. She actually does wear a cape. ;D
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Where was this charming piece of office Americana made? Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, China, Dubai, Africa, France?
Should we make it a game?
Pretty sure the spelling looks American.
Why are the two womens's in the graphic so different in size?
millers's English teacher has taught a whole generation this way...
Art must have been a classmate of said English teacher...
Why are the feet so small?
Pretty sure the spelling looks American.
..was waiting one of you Guys to get that one in. I made the joke as she unpacked all the items. It's weird, sometimes my jokes seem unappreciated. Hmph
I have no idea why this clock on this thing in front of this picture on that wall is such a point of contention year after year. I like it!
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I have no idea why this clock on this thing in front of this picture on that wall is such a point of contention year after year. I like it!
Why put an object in front of a painting?
Those baseboards need work.
Why is the outlet upside down?
SO MANY WEIRD THINGS!
I believe that is Chief Looting Crow Warren, Liz's grandfather.I don't know, it's a very old picture that would be in the garbage if she had her way. Had it since I was 12. Superwoman only has to look at it four days a week.
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Why put an object in front of a painting?
Those baseboards need work.
Why is the outlet upside down?
SO MANY WEIRD THINGS!
PEROGIES!!!! Don't ask me how I know
I think you got it! The dough makes me sad though. Just in case...let's call them Empanadas. ;)They were fucking awesome and not ONE opened up. I make the best filling ever. Ever! I'd have you Rogi off any day o the week. You'd lose.
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Plus an Oriental motif does not fit with Native American. The clock in itself seems odd. I think the flowers along the right are meant to be jasmine. Not sure. The clock looks like a tourist Chinese shelf-clock with art-deco influence in an unknown frame of origin.
If the Wyman painting is authentic you could get at least $275 for it. Yours seems to have vibrant color and texture. If it's truly Wyman, ask for $500.
Yes. I've been watching a lot of Antiques Roadshow.
...and I've sustained myself over the last few years by selling my collectibles, etc. ;)
Turn the damn outlet the right way if there is enough play in the wire to do so. It bothers me.
Cheers! :D
They were fucking awesome and not ONE opened up. I make the best filling ever. Ever! I'd have you Rogi off any day o the week. You'd lose.
Cheers >:(
I am leaving the outlet as is.
Painting is a Wyman. It'll wind up in one of the spare rooms were only guests see it. On a mint green wall.
The Clock is going down in my Bar. Everything is wood down there and it will look right at home. The clock is not Chinese *spits* it's an Eight Day Dandy Line from New Haven dated March 1889 when it was a wedding gift for two people long before the world ever deserved me.
They were fucking awesome and not ONE opened up. I make the best filling ever. Ever! I'd have you Rogi off any day o the week. You'd lose.
Cheers >:(
I am leaving the outlet as is.
Painting is a Wyman. It'll wind up in one of the spare rooms were only guests see it. On a mint green wall.
The Clock is going down in my Bar. Everything is wood down there and it will look right at home. The clock is not Chinese *spits* it's an Eight Day Dandy Line from New Haven dated March 1889 when it was a wedding gift for two people long before the world ever deserved me.
I collect old and antique clocks ‘cuz I just love them! Your clock rocks! Looks like the idiots who put receptacles in when this house was built went to the same school of upside down electrical.
I collect old and antique clocks ‘cuz I just love them! Your clock rocks! Looks like the idiots who put receptacles in when this house was built went to the same school of upside down electrical.
On the bright side your house can't be poisoned with those plug-in air fresheners.The house at the sure river is! Poisoned by Glade with the wonderful scent of Hawaiian Breeze :)
OH! @KSM32 What did you use in your filling? Just curious. No criticism. ;)Kale and sugar.
Kale and sugar.
OH! @KSM32 What did you use in your filling? Just curious. No criticism. ;)Potato
On the bright side your house can't be poisoned with those plug-in air fresheners.
Potato
aged cheddar
white cheddar
bacon and onion
butter and seasoning
Onion powder
AND LOVE :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
That's a hearty pierogi! Now I want some. :(I lied. I fill them with INFLAMED PUFFY RED ANUSES!!!
Maybe the person who installed it comes from the other side of the world, and it looks just fine to him.
I lied. I fill them with INFLAMED PUFFY RED ANUSES!!!
;D @ShayP
Hopefully female.
;D
An ass is an ass.
Maybe the person who installed it comes from the other side of the world, and it looks just fine to him.
An ass is an ass.
You an expert in ass gender?
I blame jazmunda
An ass is an ass.Oooh no it ain't.
He once sent me a message to please stop calling him a kiwi rapist.
Ass has no gender.
Dear Bartunda
Have you ever had a lengthy stay in prison?
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The studio version of this song is great but hearing and seeing it live is just a reminder to the women of hard rock that their place is in the front row and Not on the fucking stage. Git to the back O the bus, hussy!Who gives cracker ho's guitars? CRACKERS DO! That was pure death.
Who gives cracker ho's guitars? CRACKERS DO!
Why crackers? Why not whipped cream?Dem untalented bitches don't deserve my cream. Although it might do their throats some good.
The studio version of this song is great but hearing and seeing it live is just a reminder to the women of hard rock that their place is in the front row and Not on the fucking stage. Git to the back O the bus, hussy!
2 days in Plovdiv.Ha!
A few hours in Taormina.
4 days in Katajanokka but that is now a hotel (and was a hotel when I stayed there)
About a day in Tallinn.
No offers of Falkie love at any of them, though.
Why is this happening!?!? This clickacy is evil in so many ways...
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There is no good side to that picture.
There is no good side to that picture.I know! A heeled crock? Just when you thought crocks couldn’t get any uglier.
Redhead vegetarians... Ahhh...As always your ability to sexually objectify and show your distain for women rears it’s ugly head again. *golf clap*
Non-veggie UK redheads, [sniff] yuk! Especially the alcohol drinking ones...
As always your ability to sexually objectify and show your distain for women rears it’s ugly head again. *golf clap*
As always your ability to sexually objectify and show your distain for women rears it’s ugly head again. *golf clap*Sean s right about this you Bimbo @PolkaDot And redheads are certifiably nuts, bonkers, and just flat out CRAY-ZEEeeee..
Sean s right about this you Bimbo @PolkaDot And redheads are certifiably nuts, bonkers, and just flat out CRAY-ZEEeeee..Oh good, the other one’s shown up. You’re dependable I’ll give you that.
They are the stalkers.
Oh good, the other one’s shown up. You’re dependable I’ll give you that.It's shift work you fucking dolt. ::)
It's shift work you fucking dolt. ::)Comes with benies for your repetitive motion syndrome?
Comes with benies for your repetitive motion syndrome?If one considers dealing with airheads like you a benefit :-\
If one considers dealing with airheads like you a benefit :-\You should be so lucky. Any other wistful thoughts you’d like to share with the class?
You should be so lucky. Any other wistful thoughts you’d like to share with the class?Lucky like a bleeding urethra ::)
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?Baseball.
I like 'em both equally.
Am I supposed to have a favorite ball?
I like 'em both equally.
@Bart Ell
In thinking about it, I would say that would depend on whether you are right or left handed. For the sake of arguement, we'll assume you are a righty. Your left ball would then be the favored due to the mechanics of the situation. When you go to jiggle them as a righty, the left nut is lovingly cupped by the index and fore fingers and encased around the top by the thumb. Whereas the right gonad only receives attention from the ring and pinky fingers. It is not fair really but that is how it is.
The illustration below is of a circle change-up grip. It is not completely accurate but this is a family board after all. In the situation being discussed the index finger would be closer to the fore finger but the point is made I think.
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Interesting theory but I give them ambidextrous ball love.
So what is up with this?
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1273238275692658688
So what is up with this?
https://twitter.com/NonghuaNews/status/1273238275692658688
SHOW US THE PEEHOLE AREA!
Great. Why did I look at that. A guy in a skin suit. Dude...where the hell do you find this stuff!?
The flavor haunts me. Now, if you put it in a cold salad, pickle grosses me out. I can eat them raw, I can eat them sliced along with a burger or inserted in it... But, on the popcorn is really interesting. My brain is so confused!
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Seems to me like it would be similar to salt & vinegar potato chips.VERY much so but tangy, moreso than the S&V. I'm a big fan of S&V...
#Nippledick
I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMIT
Maybe they can add an amendment to take care of you.
That'd work. Nerve!
In the old days they would throw around amendments willy-nilly!
I wish I was allowed to have bear arms to scare my wife with... I know, amendment!
What number is this, Bobby?
2? Ok, add it then!
VERY much so but tangy, moreso than the S&V. I'm a big fan of S&V...
Hmmm...maybe it's a texture thing? I love popcorn but I think I'd avoid the popcorn you had. Give me buttered or cheese popcorn. :) Oh, and I'll take some malt vinegar and sea salt potato chips. Hey! Let's have a movie night! ;D ;)
I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMITAgreed.
I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it. :-\
My favorite meal. Sometimes I have breakfast twice a day. :D
I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it. :-\
My favorite meal. Sometimes I have breakfast twice a day. :DYes indeed! I go through about two dozen eggs a week all on my own. We have a farm fresh lady who brings them and I have said to my wife that she, Michelle egg lady, actually LOOKS like a chicken :o :) Sometimes the eggs are green while sometimes others are just huge! I Like em' all!
I know breakfast is "the most important meal of the day" but I just don't like it. :-\Have you tried waiting a good hour or more before breakfast? That's the best way to do it, and you burn off extra calories from the previous day while you wait.
More bacon!Bacon does tend to make everything better.
Have you tried waiting a good hour or more before breakfast? That's the best way to do it, and you burn off extra calories from the previous day while you wait.Yes, I do a 14-16 hour fast depending on when I’m going to workout and what kind of workout I’m doing that day. It works out well since I don’t enjoy breakfast and seldom feel the desire to eat before 10 or 11 am anyway. Coffee fuels me!!
What I have learned is that the less often you eat, your body trains itself to store more of it.
It was pointed out to me that sumo wrestlers eat one meal a day...
In theory, grazing 20 times a day is a weight loss tool
😁😁😁
Yes indeed! I go through about two dozen eggs a week all on my own. We have a farm fresh lady who brings them and I have said to my wife that she, Michelle egg lady, actually LOOKS like a chicken :o :) Sometimes the eggs are green while sometimes others are just huge! I Like em' all!
What I have learned is that the less often you eat, your body trains itself to store more of it.
It was pointed out to me that sumo wrestlers eat one meal a day...
In theory, grazing 20 times a day is a weight loss tool
😁😁😁
I'm mad. I have a right to a pedicure. DAMMIT
Yes, I do a 14-16 hour fast depending on when I’m going to workout and what kind of workout I’m doing that day. It works out well since I don’t enjoy breakfast and seldom feel the desire to eat before 10 or 11 am anyway. Coffee fuels me!!
I'll snack on some nuts
We hold these truths to be self-evident. All women deserve the right to a decent pedicure. Especially in summer
I'm ready to kill for a decent pedicure but not to die for one. Give me another month
OH MY!
Exactly.
OH MY!
If people can get tickets/fines for not wearing a face cover, how is it ok for people to walk around with their pants completely off of their butts?
Twins separated at birthLOL!! Somehow I had missed this. ;D
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LOL!! Somehow I had missed this. ;DThat's the creepiest picture ever. Yeeesh :o Run Awaaaayyy
Title seems misleading
Title seems misleadingYes, that doesn't look like Jamie Oliver at all.
i need a hug :( Got nowhere to go :'(:-\
... what do you expect from French Canadians.
Hockey and maple syrip?
So Ellgab has a "social scoring system" with the "karma" and "enlightened" designations...creepy, but what do you expect from French Canadians.
Confirmed: Drunky Ben hits the bottle at 1pm.
LOL...I knew I could draw you out, thin skin. ;D How's three years of ass kissing hero worship helped your artistic supremacy of the internet? bwahahaha
Sniffing that unsold printer ink on a Saturday again?
That's the best you have? :P
I thought you were too important to respond to drunky ole Chefist...with all your adoring fans to support your clearly fragile ego. ;D
Went from sniffing it to drinking it, huh?
I'm sorry...I don't understand your broken English...is that a reference to your pedophilia?
We all know this ends with you running away from a cartoon deer.
That can never be erased.
Why not just have fun instead of embarrassing yourself every time?
Oh, I was having fun...then you got butt hurt and had to respond...like I said, thin skin...
#OhShitADeer
So Ellgab has a "social scoring system" with the "karma" and "enlightened" designations...creepy, but what do you expect from French Canadians.
#OhShitADeer
... You always wanted to be MV
..don't forget married to a filthy arab ;)
A fat closeted gay alcoholic? Don't we all!
..don't forget married to a filthy arab ;)
Hence the arab. She has to stay in a hijab. Better than a two-bagger
No "hence"
Comer Mierda, TL
Thus? Ergo? Ipso rais sequitur?
Vera meets her new vet today and I be nervous as all hell. They want us to stay in the vehicle while they take her inside.. ::) :-X ugh. As nice and sweet as she is, V has definite opinions on those who wear the long white coats. :-\
Good luck, Vera!Good luck vet.
Vera meets her new vet today and I be nervous as all hell. They want us to stay in the vehicle while they take her inside.. ::) :-X ugh. As nice and sweet as she is, V has definite opinions on those who wear the long white coats. :-\Maybe this Vet will have peanut butter spoons. That goes a long way in winning over dogs.
Maybe this Vet will have peanut butter spoons. That goes a long way in winning over dogs.
I was reading somewhere that a small penis is a sign of high intelligence. :o
..well.. actually.. I had to have my wife read it to me coz.. I.. can't read good. :-\
@KSM32 How did the vet go?@Spookcat Not too bad. As good as can be expected I guess. We dropped her off and left coz that's how they do it there but they didn't have to muzzle her which is a change. Soooo pretty good I'd say. :) Although V is a little out of joint tonight and refusing to eat dinner.
@Spookcat Not too bad. As good as can be expected I guess. We dropped her off and left coz that's how they do it there but they didn't have to muzzle her which is a change. Soooo pretty good I'd say. :) Although V is a little out of joint tonight and refusing to eat dinner.
sulking ::)
Aww poor pup! One of my parents' dogs used to be practically bedridden for about 24 hours after vet appointments because he's always get a fever after his shots. Never got sick or hurt, just a fever and lethargic for about a day after going in.My father n law has the exact same reaction to the flu shot. Hmmm
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1278426121718190080
@KSM32 can do a personalized training video for you.The key is to get ya nuts up that high :-\
The key is to get ya nuts up that high :-\
https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9u8foDRx1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Do you check the inflation before you do that?Deflated bag wouldn't move. If it's squishy you put some air into it.
Ya' gotta!
Deflated bag wouldn't move. If it's squishy you put some air into it.
I would think that, at least for timing purposes, it needed to be a very exact pressure. I had a bag with a metal ring mounting system back when I was still a teenager. I swear it had an actual pressure note at the bottom of the bag like fill it to 30 lb PSI or something like that. I can see it in my head.The pressure depends on the hitter. Some guys like a relatively slightly underinflated bag making it easier on the hands and easier to keep up with. I like them tight and fast, real snappy! Much more of a challenge and considerably harder on the unwrapped hands - depending on the bag of course.
The pressure depends on the hitter. Some guys like a relatively slightly underinflated bag making it easier on the hands and easier to keep up with. I like them tight and fast, real snappy! Much more of a challenge and considerably harder on the unwrapped hands - depending on the bag of course.
feel like we're talkin bout women :o
I'm so happy to be cooking with gas in my home.Were you electric before @ShayP ?
Were you electric before @ShayP ?No. He's cooking his food with farts now! ::)
Were you electric before @ShayP ?
No. He's cooking his food with farts now! ::)
Yeah, @PolkaDot for the last 28 years everywhere I lived had an electric range.Blasphemy!!
No man should EVER strike a woman. Ever! Under any circumstance! No!
What if you're bitten at a Rolling Stones concert? Asking for a friend.
..hoping you'll tell that story. Yes? Whoooo gets BIT!? I doubt this was a kinky type thing. ???
@PB
Did @TigerLily attend and you were wearing a MAGA hat? That, I can imagine!
... Whoooo gets BIT!?...
From an ad:
What's the deal with this chicks bulbous second toe??
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What's the deal with this chicks bulbous second toe??
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I wonder how long a person can stand with their feet in that position.
No man should EVER strike a woman. Ever! Under any circumstance! No!
..Howwwever! I do believe there should be women that men can call, to..
..hoping you'll tell that story. Yes? Whoooo gets BIT!? I doubt this was a kinky type thing. ???
@PB
Did @TigerLily attend and you were wearing a MAGA hat? That, I can imagine!
I may have told this one before
It was back during college. The Stones are in town for two shows, and I have a friend in Seattle get the tickets. A friend from school (who heard I was going and practically begged me to take her with me) and I drive to Seattle after classes are over that day, and we get to the Kingdome before the end of the first night's show. The show is GA, and we're in line all night, two of the first few people at the very front.
8am the next morning (it had been a weird and wild night, with a constant stream of people showing up to get in line - you know, fights, drugs, drinking, random insanity, Mick lookalikes walking around - all very entertaining, but that's another story), they open the doors and we run across the field to the stage on the opposite side of the field. We get perfect spots, right at the front - along the barrier in front of the stage.
As the day passes, the crowd fills the place up, and we slowly get packed in as everyone on the Kingdome floor is pushing to get where we are. A girl with purple hair - first time I'd ever seen anyone with her hair dyed an unnatural color - ends up next to me, shoulder to shoulder - no room for her bf, who is behind me.
Just before the warm-up band comes out, she decides her bf should have my spot. After a little back and forth, push literally comes to shove (mind you we are packed in so tight people are having trouble breathing, and are even being rescued by security stationed in the area between the barrier and the stage).
She realizes she isn't going to get her way, and sinks her fangs into my arm, just below the shoulder. I didn't have time to call one of the women you referred to to take care of it. After I remove her teeth from my arm, I look back at her pipsqueak bf, but he doesn't want any part of any of it. The original No Mas. Plus the crowd's too tight and he can't really lift his arms or throw any punches. Meanwhile, I can.
The funny part? They leave after J. Giels warmup set is over. They weren't even there for the Stones. She didn't manage to break the skin, but I did have curious tiny bruises in a circular pattern on my upper arm for a few weeks after..
... I did get the Bono telling you to "shut the fuck up" story from you a few months back...
The funny part? They leave after J. Giels warmup set is over. They weren't even there for the Stones. She didn't manage to break the skin, but I did have curious tiny bruises in a circular pattern on my upper arm for a few weeks after..
First off, there was a time that the Jay Geils band was better than the Stones... No foul there.
Secondly... Could she have been Klingon?
Well, maybe, but concerts in huge coliseums, arenas, and domed stadiums aren't really conducive to the music itself, it's about the band and the ''show''. The sound quality is uniformly terrible.
The Grateful Dead's attempt at improving concert audio was somewhat successful, I mean there's tons of technology out there that did what they invented... I'm sure somebody else could speak rather in-depth about it ( @Bart Ell ) . They used frequency based time delays (time alignment?) factored on distances and all sorts of goodstuffpsychedelic drugs.
The Grateful Dead's attempt at improving concert audio was somewhat successful, I mean there's tons of technology out there that did what they invented... I'm sure somebody else could speak rather in-depth about it ( @Bart Ell ) . They used frequency based time delays (time alignment?) factored on distances and all sorts of good stuff.
FIFY
If you listen to most of their live concerts the instrumentals aren’t bad but they were in serious need of AutoTune. Or a bucket because half the time they couldn’t carry a tune and were flat and nasal as fuck. Pisses me off when I listen to the Dead channel on XM.
I don't even remember the last time I went to a show at a sports arena or coliseum. Now that I think about it, for the past 20 years or so it's always been music specific venues. Even at that, the sound at some is better than others (a few are downright awful (I'm talking about you, Mystic Theatre in Petaluma, no matter where one stands or sits the distortion is overwhelming)).
For the smaller to medium sized clubs, depending on the band I either end up near the front, or find the sweet spot - there is no way the sound is ever equally good - or even close - all over the building.
I'm not a techie in any sense, but I do have good hearing. I'm convinced people don't really pay attention to sound quality or understand it (and PS, same with food and taste buds)
Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo set new hot dog eating contest records today.
Meanwhile the pampered corporate athletes are home sheltering in place
https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/29409589/joey-chestnut-75-miki-sudo-485-retain-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest-titles (https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/29409589/joey-chestnut-75-miki-sudo-485-retain-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest-titles)
The left has been trying to undermine sports for a long time.
This may be the beginning of the end.
Who has the most to lose? Those who get scholarships and tons of money (and hold support jobs for the sport) are hurt.
I've been doing some yard work projects today and ran out of my light duty alcoholic beverages... I ended up drinking some hefeweizen and, now, I don't think I'm going to be doing any more yard work today. I love this stuff but not on an empty stomach...Come on @sean92008 - Hefe is like 5.3 - 5.5 ABV. ::) Drink some water and move on with the day.
Come on @sean92008 - Hefe is like 5.3 - 5.5 ABV. ::) Drink some water and move on with the day.
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1280519620185796609
LOL!
"Bardcore" :D👍
"Bardcore" :D
"Bardcore" :D
"Bardcore" :D
"Bardcore" :D;D
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1283334774594076672
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Type in The Wizard of Oz
Go to the right and click on the red slippers
Then click on the tornado
You forgot to mention Google.
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Type in The Wizard of Oz
Go to the right and click on the red slippers
Then click on the tornado
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Go to the right and click on the red slippers
Then click on the tornado
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Type in The Wizard of Oz
Go to the right and click on the red slippers
Then click on the tornado
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Go to the right and click on the red slippers
Then click on the tornado
THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE BEING SO CLOSE TOGETHER!
https://twitter.com/breakingavnews/status/1282699071124316160
Had to be a black guy ::) At least main stream news didn't run it. Thank GOD the narrative is so locked into place.
Remember that guy who ran over "protesters" on a Seattle freeway?Hell yeah. Nigga's got cart blanche to completely run a amok now. Or amuck, even..
The media knew he was black within 1 hour, yet the mainstream media avoided and still is avoiding it.
Hell yeah. Nigga's got cart blanche to completely run a amok now. Or amuck, even..
I'll ignore the above 🙄
I'll ignore the above 🙄
Heard a news bit on the radio, apparently some lady went on to this website and used an online form that led to her being arrested.
https://rentahitman.com/
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I have discovered that I can give myself a respectable, decent haircutI don’t believe it @sean92008
I don’t believe it @sean92008
No, he will not remember all the little people!
He probably hates the little people.
He contacted me about 2 hours ago for a little chat.
Why? I'm Big Bart!
Was the dude wearing the helmet having a bad day or a good day?My guess is bad. I've seen old military helmets and those types of bombs. That's at least an inch and a half (probably more) past the wall. The concussion probably would have killed him if not the intrusion.
While working in the yard today I was half listening through ear buds to a talk show wherein the interviewee repeatedly referred to "warm bucket." He wasn't the clearest of speakers and his sentences tended to trail off to a mumble towards the end. It took about 5 minutes of focused listening to figure out he was referring to "Warren Buffet."
For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.
For $900 an hour I will make myself sound like Bono.
Cool! Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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Cool! Then you can pick up a pack of water.
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I'll take a minute.
That'll be $15
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That'll be $15
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Anyone need a kitten? I'm pretty sure any of these would clean out a rodent problem.
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Not a Random stupid thing on my mind...just random. But...Where's @TigerLily ?
She's been busy.
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A pepper ball to the twat would have been entertaining...
She's been busy.
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@KSM32*sigh of relief* I was worried that the link was going directly to the Blue Whale Penis photos. :o
I thought of you.
https://www.tiktok.com/@evanatoredits/video/6837356013008604422 (https://www.tiktok.com/@evanatoredits/video/6837356013008604422)
I watched some of it...
George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html
I watched some of it...
George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html
I watched some of it...Watched the whole thing. Some of those cops were big FKN dudes but that's beside the point being that it really didn't have to happen the way it did. George wasn't exactly fighting them on anything and posed very little threat to them. Surely these officers knew quite quickly that they were dealing with a rather limited intellect in George and they could've handled the matter very differently.. ? And it's not like they didn't have the numbers on their side. I realize they, the cops deal with this sort or situation every day in bigger towns but they are also trained to realize that every situation varies and has it's own circumstances. And they certainly weren't being swarmed by onlookers..
George Floyd was being a bit of a dick. Not surprising that this video has been suppressed.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2220126/Body-cam-shows-officers-trying-force-George-Floyd-cruiser.html
Watched the whole thing. Some of those cops were big FKN dudes but that's beside the point being that it really didn't have to happen the way it did. George wasn't exactly fighting them on anything and posed very little threat to them. Surely these officers knew quite quickly that they were dealing with a rather limited intellect in George and they could've handled the matter very differently.. ? And it's not like they didn't have the numbers on their side. I realize they, the cops deal with this sort or situation every day in bigger towns but they are also trained to realize that every situation varies and has it's own circumstances. And they certainly weren't being swarmed by onlookers..
Floyd was fucked up on drugs, foaming at the mouth and was resisting. According to the lawyer for Chauvin, he was restraining Floyd using a prescribed method until an ambulance or a paddy wagon arrived.
Floyd was fucked up on drugs, foaming at the mouth and was resisting. According to the lawyer for Chauvin, he was restraining Floyd using a prescribed method until an ambulance or a paddy wagon arrived.
Still, the cops shouldn't have killed him.
That may answer the question of why none of the bystanders physically intervened.
The fact is this guy was a bum, a drug addict, almost certainly living off the rest of society his entire life, and supplementing his meager handouts with petty crimes. No doubt all his friends are the same, starting with the other moron in the video. Our big cities are full of people like this. My guess is his family tired of his act long ago, at least the ones who aren't like him. His life didn't matter to him, why should it matter to anyone else.
The cops have to be beyond tired of dealing with these idiots all day long. Still, the cops shouldn't have killed him.
If those cops had stopped for a donut on the way to that call, they would have found him dead in his car from an overdose. His name wouldn’t have even made the obituary. Now the guy has been turned into a saint. The cops didn’t kill him, but they certainly allowed him to die face down in the street.
There are charges that they should probably face, but murder isn’t one of them.
I would guess that the trials will take at least a year. Finding an impartial jury will be impossible. But by all rational legal standards they should be found not guilty of murder. And I can picture the riots that will take place in Minneapolis when and if that happens. They shouldn’t rebuild anything in Minneapolis until after the trial.
Just had the first Pabst Blue Ribbon in a few years... While not "beery," it's rather flavorful in a soft drink way...
Easy to drink while doing yard work.
Enjoy the shits! :D
Just had the first Pabst Blue Ribbon in a few years... While not "beery," it's rather flavorful in a soft drink way...
Easy to drink while doing yard work.
With the hipster bars shut down, I wonder how PBR is doing
It was on sale for a considerable discount... Dipping into the price range of Rockland and Rolling Rock at the Grocery Outlet...
Since I am not a serious alcoholic or connoisseur of alcohol, cheap and low alcohol content it's good for me. I can't go around drinking soda all day.
There's always the silver bullet...
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Enjoy the shits! :D
Wrong label
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I thought it was Schotz that made Milwaukee famous.
Schlemiel schlimazel...
BTW, PBR has been a mainstay of the rockabilly and Americana music scenes for a while. I'm guessing it still is. They're a big sponsor of a lot of events, etc...
That too. :D ;)Hey, ShayP! :-*
Wrong labelHowdy, Gravity. :-*
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I'm so spiked right now. ;D ;D ;D
I haven't liked Wil Ferrell's work much through the years, but his Netflix film, Eurovision... Fire Saga. Well, I dare say it's his best work in ages, if not all-time. If you don't count the cowbell sketch...Wutup, Sean? ;D
There's a big nod to ABBA worthy of the screen time given to it
Wutup, Sean? ;DTrying to
Is that like "horny" or is it stoned? Excited? Tired? Well... I don't know the lingo...Just happy to be here with folks who like me. And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
Just happy to be here with folks who like me. And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)
Trying todieexit gracefully is a lot harder than I expected. 🙄🙄🙄
You've been in my transom since I ever strayed onto BG. 7 years, maybe?
Sean. You have a Cat avatar. How can I not love you?
Hahahahaha. I like pussies!MEOW, MAN! ;) ;D
😹😹😹😹😹😹
Come on! I mean CATS!
MEOW, MAN! ;) ;DI can't post all my fur babies' pictures, too large a file size.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/01/us/face-transplant-connie-culp-dies-trndTryin' to find a pic of my feline roommate from my albums, but this laptop is new so I probably need to transfer her pics from the other laptop. My apologizes sean.
Just happy to be here with folks who like me. And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)
Just happy to be here with folks who like me. And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)
Just happy to be here with folks who like me. And gererating love energy to those whom like me or not.
It is what it is. ;)
I think you were my first greeter over on BG. Thanks for your kindness Starr. :heart:
Quality folk, @StarrMountain is.
She's okay I guess. ;)
Hi! @StarrMountain :-*
You talk like you're married. 😁😁😁😁
I think, for the first time in my life, I tried to make something and didn't have any pure vanilla extract. Chef Google says that Rum could be used as a substitute.
Pancakes with a hint of rum. Yum!
A delightful way to start the day.
And support the day in the middle.
Also maybe have that for dinner.
;D
Here's another... [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]Your Fur Baby looks very much like my Fur Baby. ;) ;D
Hiya, Starr. Good to see you again!Hey there, Jayzelady. It's good to see you again, too. ;D
Hi StarrHowdy, anniem. ;D
:)
I think you were my first greeter over on BG. Thanks for your kindness Starr. :heart:And thank you, Ciardelo. Love your wit. Your posts are cool. ;)
Quality folk, @StarrMountain is.Thank you, Sean. :-*
She's okay I guess. ;)Well, guess dats better 'n nuttin'. ;D
Hi! @StarrMountain :-*
Your Fur Baby looks very much like my Fur Baby. ;) ;D
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Your Fur Baby looks very much like my Fur Baby. ;) ;D
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And thank you, Ciardelo. Love your wit. Your posts are cool. ;)
Yes I think so too.
@Ciardelo
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband.While laying around a hotel room years ago I watched an episode of Oprah where she featured an "expert" on how to market your yourself through ads like that. According to her one of the big no-no's was adding that you were "Well hung" in your description. But truth is, women care about that so if I were single I'd be including pictures.
She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."
Hahaha.
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While laying around a hotel room years ago I watched an episode of Oprah where she featured an "expert" on how to market your yourself through ads like that. According to her one of the big no-no's was adding that you were "Well hung" in your description. But truth is, women care about that so if I were single I'd be including pictures.
..hopefully they'd visit me in jail ;D
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband.
She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."
Hahaha.
My friend saw this while looking for her next husband.
She trolled him with corrections and graded his "paper" "F."
Hahaha.
Are you sure it was trolling, and not a show of interest?
Temptations time is fun for my kitties. I throw them around sections of the house (each cat patrols its regular section). It's their hunting time and they want it nightly.
If your fur babies are indoor-only, I highly recommend it to give them instinctual activity.
I am the go to person to cat-sit for my sister. Temptations is definitely the secret weapon to make the cat go wherever you want it to go. I literally just have to shake the bag, the cat could be hiding two floors away from me and will come running to my direction :D
Bug from today's bike ride. Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few days
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Bug from today's bike ride. Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few daysWhaaa? This is cool! thanks @PB
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Bug from today's bike ride. Apparently praying mantises turn white after they molt, and return to their natural color in a few daysA Democrat! So they DO exist!
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I had the thought of "this would be great for porn."you one of those guys huh..
Hahahahahaha... Uhuh...
you one of those guys huh..
@MalliardHaps to you, Jim!
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Always wondered if Space Ghost Coast to Coast was inspired by Art. I am a bit surprised Art was never a guest, could have been pretty funny
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I watched Ad Astra last night. Has anyone seen this? It was TERRIBLE. It should have been a short film, not a movie. :(@PolkaDot
@PolkaDotAd Astra looks like a vanity project, kind of like Battlefield Earth and Razor's Edge.
Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
@PolkaDot
Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
@PolkaDot
Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
@PolkaDot@KSM32, I'm telling you watch JoJo Rabbit. It's a good one!
Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
@KSM32, I'm telling you watch JoJo Rabbit. It's a good one!
I'd also like some new stuff. I don't bother much with redone old movie stories.Yes, @anniem ALL USED UP! Caputs!
CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW? HAVE ALL THE IDEAS IN THE UNIVERSE BEEN USED UP???
Anything with Hitler usually is.BAD BART!
Ad Astra looks like a vanity project, kind of like Battlefield Earth and Razor's Edge.Yes, it took itself VERY seriously.
Yes, it took itself VERY seriously.
@PolkaDot
Thank you! I have been toying with the idea of committing a few hrs to that, thing. Wife too has mentioned said movie but remains on the fence. Movies in general just suck these days and have for the last ten or so years. And I'm sooo fucking sick of superhero movies ::)
Anything with Hitler usually is.
Dude was a real gas.
@PolkaDot I'm not fuckin watching that! Seriously, you ain't right in the head.
I hear that when he would get angry he would take his ball and go home.If you're going to TRY and expand on my silliness at east put some fucking effort into it ya shit-turd!
I'd also like some new stuff. I don't bother much with redone old movie stories.I think that is why God created us and our free will.
CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW? HAVE ALL THE IDEAS IN THE UNIVERSE BEEN USED UP???
If you're going to TRY and expand on my silliness at east put some fucking effort into it ya shit-turd!
@PolkaDot I'm not fuckin watching that! Seriously, you ain't right in the head.@KSM32 That’s what’s stopping you? ???
I think that is why God created us and our free will.Perhaps free will is an illusion....
I think that is why God created us and our free will.
To repeat the same stories over and over?I hate being told what to do.
WHY IS THIS INFORMATION ABOUT GOD AND HIS DOINGS HIDDEN FROM US LIKE THAT! HE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS INFO ON THOSE TABLETS!
...THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S GOODS.
THOU SHALT REPEAT STORIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I hate being told what to do.In most rooms of the house, yes.
I'm getting clickacy for air conditioners...
I blame @Mr Apnea
In most rooms of the house, yes.WRONG! All the rooms. Your interview is over. NEXT!
Global Cases are only 25,658,847Think of it as population control.
We will be fine
WRONG! All the rooms. Your interview is over. NEXT!
Think of it as population control.
Helpful tip with super glue as your solution...
I tore a fingernail almost to the cuticle. I dropped enough glue to go all the way around the entire surface of the nail and along the edge, gluing it to my skin as well.
I once super glued my right index finger tip to my mustache but I don't want to talk about it.
I heard a reference to this skit last night on Red Eye Radio (I successfully avoid Coast to Coast 99% of the time nowadays).
I remember seeing this skit as a kid. Richard Pryor and George Carlin being on SNL were must see episodes, even as a kid!
Extremely offensive content!...
@KSM32He’s just upset over the new Canadian rule requiring the wearing of masks during sex.
I think they meant to put this under your door.
Today I learned Canada has a space programYes @PB There are a-lot of things one could learn. Furthest in on D-Day as well, amongst sooo many other wonderful and not so wonderful things. Declared war on Japan ? December 8, 1941 - I didn't know this until LAST December :-[ Apparently you (meaning me) have to actually attend history class. :o :-[
@KSM32@GravitySucks .................................um, I'm not indian. On a related note I spent the day painting a bathroom at times standing in a shower fully clothed. I wore my boots and scuffed up my wife's special bathtub with the metal bootheel guards - DOH! She doesn't know yet. I will awake to screaming from the bedroom ensuite around 5:30 AM.
I think they meant to put this under your door.
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Optimist; the glass is half full
Pessimist; the glass is half empty
Lot’s of people; Who drank half my drink?
Humm... Doh!
He's not just a flasher... No raincoat. 🙄
https://twitter.com/OceansidePD/status/1303453581530394625
I drove back from Pala on 76 to I-5 the previous weekend...I don't think I can be collared with this.
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Humm... Doh!Isn’t that k_dubb?
He's not just a flasher... No raincoat. 🙄
https://twitter.com/OceansidePD/status/1303453581530394625
Just bought 50 bottles of this.
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.
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PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!
Just bought 50 bottles of this.Is it available in plum?
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.
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PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!
Isn’t that k_dubb?LOL!!! Yes!
Just bought 50 bottles of this.
The Bart will have a taste of peach when The Bart wants a taste of peach.
PS - IT REALLY TASTES LIKE PEACH!
I love this! Thanks @SpookPumpkin - I want some now!
Getting unsolicited photos by email used to take considerable bandwidth... Now it damages my eyeholes.
I love this! Thanks @SpookPumpkin - I want some now!And after you've summoned the beast up from the depths he'll love what you've done with the place.
And after you've summoned the beast up from the depths he'll love what you've done with the place.Wow, that spell worked rather quickly- and you brought Scotch! Good
We need happy quokkas
+1
... In one case, I had to respond to a series of questions...
... I think humanity needs a good culling...
Or, don't respond...
Getting unsolicited photos by email used to take considerable bandwidth... Now it damages my eyeholes.
+1
Is the thing about them throwing their babies a falsehood?
It is. Quokkas do not throw their babies.
They look too cute to do such a thing.
...and hyenas laugh...
They are not NEAR as cute.
Cuteness matters.
Dare I say more?
Racist!
(An oldie but a goodie)
Do you know what aren't racist?
Pumpkins.
I'm sure some indoctrinated puke could figure out how they are. Hell, didn't the Pilgrim invaders appropriate them from Native Americans?
(Heh, sorry, I've been in Berkeley far to long...)
Then where'd the Japanese pumpkins come from?
Do you know what aren't racist?
Pumpkins.
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I'm sure some indoctrinated puke could figure out how they are. Hell, didn't the Pilgrim invaders appropriate them from Native Americans?
(Heh, sorry, I've been in Berkeley far to long...)
Pumpkins - all squash - tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, cocoa, corn, pineapples, and plenty more are original to the New World.
So Italy had no tomato sauce before 1492, Thailand, India, etc had no hot peppers, the Irish no potatoes, the Swiss no chocolate, Hawaii no pineapples...
(And this is where you might hate me)
It’s obviously a ploy by Dole so they don’t have to acknowledge that their founders cousin led the coup to get rid of Hawaiis queen because she supported all of her people voting and not just the rich ones of certain ethnic groups. :)
I loved that area. Telegraph Ave was a treat. I'd just go there on my own in my lovely 68 mustang. I'd walk all the way down telegraph until there were no people selling stuff, then walk all the way back...
I don't think I ever bought anything from the street vendors - I'm actually a poor consumer. Did you like the homemade jewelry? The henna tattooing, the tie-die t-shirts? I met one girl, in town for a free Grateful Dead show, selling magic wands - they were actually pretty cool looking. I almost bought a didgeridoo once.
Living within walking distance, I spent a lot of time in the used book stores and record shops. I don't even know how many slices of Blondie's pizza I've eaten. There were tons of nooks and crannies along there and just off on the side streets - Manuel's Mexican place for underage drinking, the basement at Blake's for pool and local garage rock, the basement at Leonard's Record's for foreign and other hard to find movie rentals, upstairs at Kip's for, well, all I ever got was a horrible pizza (turns out it's not that hard to make really lousy pizza, who knew?), the commie bookstore for free local kook posters for my collection, the place across from them with international newspapers and magazines, the Lhasa Karnak Herb Company, Shambala Books, the place selling bronze deities and other great stuff from India... All long gone. Well, except for the commie bookstore.
I'd usually go to the outdoor coffee shop up the street, across from the law school, but I'd go to Caffè Mediterraneum if it was raining - it always seemed like a place revolutions were being hatched..
I think you have the makings for a top notch novel there, PB.
I don't think I ever bought anything from the street vendors - I'm actually a poor consumer. Did you like the homemade jewelry? The henna tattooing, the tie-die t-shirts? I met one girl, in town for a free Grateful Dead show, selling magic wands - they were actually pretty cool looking. I almost bought a didgeridoo once.
Living within walking distance, I spent a lot of time in the used book stores and record shops. I don't even know how many slices of Blondie's pizza I've eaten. There were tons of nooks and crannies along there and just off on the side streets - Manuel's Mexican place for underage drinking, the basement at Blake's for pool and local garage rock, the basement at Leonard's Record's for foreign and other hard to find movie rentals, upstairs at Kip's for, well, all I ever got was a horrible pizza (turns out it's not that hard to make really lousy pizza, who knew?), the commie bookstore for free local kook posters for my collection, the place across from them with international newspapers and magazines, the Lhasa Karnak Herb Company, Shambala Books, the place selling bronze deities and other great stuff from India... All long gone. Well, except for the commie bookstore.
I'd usually go to the outdoor coffee shop up the street, across from the law school, but I'd go to Caffè Mediterraneum if it was raining - it always seemed like a place revolutions were being hatched..
I'm with ya. @Rikki Gins I don't even know where those places are but I can imagine the scene.
... I didn't recall the name of the pizza place, but a stop there was necessary...
... Going into the used book shops...
... What is there now?
I think you have the makings for a top notch novel there, PB.
Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.
I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.
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Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.
I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.
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“Answer my riddle in order to pass.
...or just give me treats.â€
Took V. out to a job site yesterday for a few hours so I brought her bed and put it on this mobile water unit.
I suspect she thinks she's The Sphynx up there.
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Pretty good taxidermy on that dead dog.
Today I saw a bottle of mezcal in Trader Joe's that didn't have the worm inside.
Is that a new thing, or was that just a vegan version?
... 200lbs, here I come!
Up or down?
Up. The pumpkin butter and whatever fattening stuff is in the pile.
I'm pretty safe around pumpkin. Now chocolate...
Today:
Dental hygienist to me - "Oooh see how your gums are bleeding?" as she held the mirror for me to see.
Voice in my head to her - "Yeah it's odd, they seem to have a tendency to bleed when people stab them with sharp 'fuckin metal things"
Today:
Dental hygienist to me - "Oooh see how your gums are bleeding?" as she held the mirror for me to see.
Voice in my head to her - "Yeah it's odd, they seem to have a tendency to bleed when people stab them with sharp 'fuckin metal things"
I almost feel this on a spiritual level.
In 2009, I bought a few dozen solar powered walkway lights...Wow, pleasant surprise indeed.
I've had a box that I never opened that I finally decided to open today. Out of the 8, all of them still had enough of a charge to light the LED. I was under the distinct impression that Ni-Cad batteries didn't have that kind of life span. I'm incredibly impressed.
They're out charging now. I've added some landscaping features that could use some illumination.
Wow, pleasant surprise indeed.
I have solar lights and solar knick knacks all over the place including every fence post (almost 90) is topped with a lantern that lights up the yards all through the night. I bet you can see my river place from space!
What kind of landscaping have you done and is the fire in the sky impeding your charging? And how the FUCK can you even breathe? @sean92008
So I was minding my own business yesterday when suddenly! NO DSL. Hm. We have a good internet provider and when we had the DSL installed it required AT&T to run new lines blah blah techy techy blah. So. Look outside and an AT&T truck is there with a guy working. We figured he was fixing something. He drove away. No DSL. ??? Another truck came by, but was unable to assist without there being a trouble ticket from the internet provider. Trouble ticket? The internet provider did nothing wrong. We called them anyway. They have to check everything before we can have an AT&T trouble ticket. Finally we got a call that AT&T would be out Saturday between 8am and 8 pm. Whaaa? >:( >:( >:( Fast to destroy, slow to repair.
Nevertheless, an AT&T person just showed up. The other guy thought our connection was not in use and took it apart or something blah blah techy techy blah. The person today will apply labels so this does not happen again.
did youse miss me hmmm?
Irritant of the week: Hack
It used to be that hack was someone breaking into a software system to do harm, steal information, or even just for fun. Then it began to include getting into one's own technological device and adjust it to do something beneficial it wasn't originally designed to do. (Before that it was a lousy sports player, or a nasty cough).
Now, it's used for anything new or different, or just something that person hadn't thought of before. Now we ''hack'' our eggs if someone suggested we cook them differently, or read about various ''life hacks', which mostly turn out to be things or ways to do things that the 23 year old who wrote the article never heard of before. Those aren't ''hacks''. No one is breaking into anything or doing an unauthorized upgrade.
This has been around for awhile, but I'm seeing more and more of it. Dang, please try to find a different way to try to sound cool.
YES, WELCOME BACK THE INTERNET MISSES YOU! :D
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Irritant of the week: Hack@PB Are you sure you want to waste your irritant of the week on this one? You so love to bitch and moan, I guess I was just expecting a bit..more? Oh well, there's always next week. *shrug*
It used to be that hack was someone breaking into a software system to do harm, steal information, or even just for fun. Then it began to include getting into one's own technological device and adjust it to do something beneficial it wasn't originally designed to do. (Before that it was a lousy sports player, or a nasty cough).
Now, it's used for anything new or different, or just something that person hadn't thought of before. Now we ''hack'' our eggs if someone suggested we cook them differently, or read about various ''life hacks', which mostly turn out to be things or ways to do things that the 23 year old who wrote the article never heard of before. Those aren't ''hacks''. No one is breaking into anything or doing an unauthorized upgrade.
This has been around for awhile, but I'm seeing more and more of it. Dang, please try to find a different way to try to sound cool.
@PB Are you sure you want to waste your irritant of the week on this one? You so love to bitch and moan, I guess I was just expecting a bit..more? Oh well, there's always next week. *shrug*Seems to me you're the cranky little puss. Guessing you hadn't had your morning
Seems to me you're the cranky little puss. Guessing you hadn't had your morningDarling @KSM32 , if Aunt Flo is stopping you then I’m not the one being the puss. Just saying.peniscoffee yet. @PolkaDot Is Aunt Flo in town?
My girls have been doing the “If 2020 was a....†meme crazies. Here are some of my favorites.
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My ignore list grew today.
OMG IS IT ME? ARE YOU IGNORING ME? HELLO? SEAN HELLO!!!!!!!
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Have you sent George Senda any money?
🤣
Nope. I don't read that thread because I never figured out who the heck the guy is.
You are literally not missing out on anything @anniem.
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???
How did I forget about ellgab for so long???
My girls have been doing the “If 2020 was a....†meme crazies. Here are some of my favorites.LOL ;D
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:) I've been happy enough without it.You and me both!
I listened to Rolleye James the other day and didn't hear you call in. Did you forget about her as well? >:(
Whatcha been doing? How are the Fenneck tats? :)
Repressed memories.
HEY HELLO!!!
How are you?
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.
No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's name is Hooper.
Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?
Yeah no doubt. :P
I'm doing well thanks. How are you doing?
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.
No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's name is Hooper.
Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.
Well due to my day job I am often not up at the hour anymore :( But she is on WGN now during the weeknights.
No fenneck tattoos but a new kitty cat after I lost one of mine the summer of 2019 to cancer. New kitty's name is Hooper.
Other than that same old same. Avoiding the 'Rona. How have you?
Yeah no doubt. :P
I'm doing well thanks. How are you doing?
My latest project has been setting up a home gym. Damn, workout stuff has gotten expensive and scarce here lately!@Ciardelo
@CiardeloDoes a fan bike in the living room count?
A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?
... A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?
Does a fan bike in the living room count?Ridiculous.
What about a real bike kept by the front door?Well you actually get out and ride. So, yes!
Does a stationary bike in a spare room in the middle of a hall count? What if there were two stationary bikes in the spare room at the end of the hall?I don't have to answer that. And - no.
Good. I retired and moves out of the city. Sorry to hear about the lost kitteh, and congratulations for Hooper.Country life now? Very cool. Thanks for the condolences. Billie Holiday was a great cat. I saved Hooper from someone in our neighborhood who abandoned him. He is in my new profile picture.
I moved to working from home full-time a couple-three (thanks RCH!) years ago. So I've just been bumping along. My latest project has been setting up a home gym. Damn, workout stuff has gotten expensive and scarce here lately!Good to hear. Yes it can be. I got gifted a treadmill from my Mom she wasn't using. I need to use it more than I do.
In a year full of WTF moments, Rolle James showing up on WGN has has to be in the Top 30. I am stunned she is still kicking around, I haven't heard of her in ages. Not sure how many people in Chicago want to her Rolle James. Really saddened that my favorite local host, was let go after a very long service to the station, a perfect guy for late night as an inviting non-political general fun show.Interesting about Rollye, she hasn't done much politics lately, at least from what I read on her website. I get the local host thing. Apparently she took the job as a favor to a friend of hers. She is on whenever the White Sox aren't during the week. I am all for less politics in radio myself. So burned out! Good to see you!
Glad to see you are still among the live and kicking @ponyboysunsetThanks GS! Hope you are doing well!
@Ciardelo
What kind of equipment are you looking for with your home gym and how big of an area do you have for this? Are you an overly heavy person or a scrawny wafer of a fella? Your first answer depends on this. Also, having a home gym makes it easier to put off your workout until 'tomorrow' will commitment and self motivation be an issue?
A stationary bike in the spare room at the end of the hall does not count as a home gym, but you likely know this. Right?
Country life now? Very cool. Thanks for the condolences. Billie Holiday was a great cat. I saved Hooper from someone in our neighborhood who abandoned him. He is in my new profile picture. Good to hear. Yes it can be. I got gifted a treadmill from my Mom she wasn't using. I need to use it more than I do. Interesting about Rollye, she hasn't done much politics lately, at least from what I read on her website. I get the local host thing. Apparently she took the job as a favor to a friend of hers. She is on whenever the White Sox aren't during the week. I am all for less politics in radio myself. So burned out! Good to see you!Thanks GS! Hope you are doing well!
All these posts about bikes makes me realize I need to go ride mine before it gets cold here. Nothing like a bike ride to clear your head.
Right. Whew, I didn't expect to get all verbal about this but here goes:
I have my share of "health issues" including COPD, CHF and some other things along with an auto-immune thing that causes arthritis. So I'm a big guy. Not George Senda big, but I was on my way. I've been eating better, no carbs (or very little) and tracking what I eat. I've lost about 40 pounds which makes moving a lot easier. I'm wanting to reduce probably another 60 at least.
I was walking the malls, but the Covid 19 closed everything down. When things started opening back up I joined a community center basically to walk on the treadmill. But community center is closed on the weekends so I also joined a local "24hr gym" It's been fine, but I also wanted to do some strength training so a friend of mine got me started on the Precor machines. It's starting to get crowded as things open up and we progress. They require masks to walk in, but hardly anybody wears them working out, of course. I don't either. I "get it" about the resistance to masks but people aren't cleaning their machines and it's a pain to have to stop and clean each time I use a new one on my circuit.
I was at Costco and saw they had a pretty decent home treadmill (2.5 CHP motor, 330# limit, $579) so I got it and set it up. I've been enjoying the shit out of it. It's connected to the iFit app so when you are walking along, the video trainer changes the speed, incline or whatever. I'm still just walking, but with a purpose. Currently I'm walking thru Egypt (lots of flat land!) with this guy who tells you about the history of the sites you are walking thru. It's pretty cool.
My local Dick's sporting goods had a set of the Bowflex Selecttech 552 dumbbellsonfor sale ($349) so I got a pair of those. And Costco had a pretty cool spin bike ($519) so I picked it up for better Cardio. It's connected to an app as well but I haven't set it up. I have a couple of adjustable Bowflex Selecttech 840 Kettlebells ($179) coming and a stand for the dumbbells should be delivered today.
I've paid not exactly sale prices, but not eBay rape-you prices see for this stuff, It's just kinda evolved. People will probably tell me "Hey! I only paid $200 for this or that!" but that was then, this is now. It's a challenge to buy workout equipment at decent prices now.
It's all out in the living room but I have a 10X12 guest room I'm working on the clear out to set it up. There's some fairly think pile carpeting in there now. I'm shopping gym flooring but I'll probably end up putting in hardwood with mats instead of a whole rubber floor in there.
I'm pretty committed and still go to the gym to workout with my buddy, but I'm walking the treadmill every day at home. With the sloppy weather coming and with the Covid not going away until after the election, I'm content enough to workout at home. My buddy is also knowledgeable about resistance training using ones own body weight but I'm not at that point yet.
I've only been doing this for a couple of months and I feel better, feel like I have more strength and sleeping better.
Indeed. My bike was stolen from storage but I might get one next spring. GNS!
I don't have to answer that. And - no.You didn’t, but thanks for taking the time to do so.
Get an Oculus Quest 2!
Yes, The Bart is pimping VR lately.
Yes, The Bart has a financial interest in VR doing well.
That does not change the fact that VR can be great for fitness.
The fun factor may make you exercise more than you ever expected to.
This site is a good starting point.
https://vrhealth.institute/
Go here to learn about strength building.
https://startingstrength.com/
He’s pretty hard core but right.
I tried to find kettlebells recently but couldn’t find a thing. Wound up with a handle that takes regular weight discs and allows their use like a kettlebell.
Nobody ever wins against a fan bike.
@Ciardelo, with all the crisis moving/abandoning rental homes, you might find free gear on Craigslist or Letgo, etc.
Exercise equipment, pianos and bonded leather furniture all seem to be heavies on the freebie market.
Believe you me, I've been watching carefully @sean92008. Me and a bunch of other fuckers apparently. Craig's list has some over-priced things here in Tulsa and eBay is useless. There's some heavy equipment on eBay for "local pick-up" only but not in my locale. But I'm still keeping an eye out. Thanks :)
I wonder if it was all made in China and is blocked.
I wonder if it was all made in China and is blocked.
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?
Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!
Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.
Match Game was awesome!
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Match Game was awesome!Love that longgggg microphone :P
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I love that brunette with the Dutch boy haircut. Very bubbly and incredibly cute. I have looked up a few of those people from the show, the girl I'm thinking of was even featured in a local newspaper within the last few years. It's pretty incredible how the interweb can allow you to watch somebody from it game show 40 years ago, and find out about them now.
Yay YouTube!
Love that longgggg microphone :P
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?
Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!
Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.
Hey she might still be around lol
I'd be down for that. I've been reading and studying up on this but I'm very much a complete novice. YouTube has been awesome too for ideas and inspiration. Here's a little skinny git that has some criticism of the Bowflex 552's but he's been sticking with it. 52 pounds each arm! I'm pretty impressed.
I saw a photo of her at a garden party function. Same basic haircut, just thinned (not as ball-shaped) . She's probably 70 about now. Appears to not be subject of any of the obits, because she had two sons, unlike the dead Dorothys.
When binging Star Trek, Bonanza, Adam-12, whatever, I Google the actors, original airdates, even the businesses in the background on location shoots (especially cool for Adam-12 and Emergency).
Ha ha, I do the same thing. It's like I'm making my own little pop-ups with details about what I'm watching. :D
... When binging Star Trek, Bonanza, Adam-12, whatever, I Google the actors, original airdates, even the businesses in the background on location shoots (especially cool for Adam-12 and Emergency).
... I discovered MeTV through OTA. There's a lot of good stuff still on.
Love that longgggg microphone :P
Same here, although I knew it existed. There are a few other stations that broadcast old shows at least some of the time as well.There's more, I just found this link faster...
What I'm not finding is old cartoons though. Not even Looney Tunes.
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?
You're all a bunch of potatoes and quite content to be so. A workout thread would be nothing more than buying a treadmill you use for 2-7 weeks only to become something to hang your clothes on. You'd sell it but one day you plan to really get back in shape! HA!! A workout thread she says..
There's more, I just found this link faster...
https://pluto.tv/live-tv/classic-toons-tv
You're all a bunch of potatoes and quite content to be so. A workout thread would be nothing more than buying a metaphorical treadmill you'll use for 2-7 weeks only to become something to hang your clothes on. You'd sell it but one day you plan to really get back in shape! HA!! A workout thread she says..I feel so, so called out. LOL. I'll have you know nothing is hanging on my treadmill yet...lol
A friend of mine bought one for his wife, who wanted it. Pretty expensive, with all sorts of gadgetry. Not long after that, he asked me if I wanted it.
He brought it over, I did it for about two minutes and moved it to a room I don't use. I finally gave it to my next door neighbor. Haven't heard a thing about it since...
I think I'll stick with mountain biking and hiking. All my roller hockey (this is California) and backpacking friends either moved away or got married off. Chrissakes, since when does everyone disappear after they get married?
I used to like playing sports, but bad officiating makes it no fun. Geez...
I feel so, so called out. LOL. I'll have you know nothing is hanging on my treadmill yet...lolwasn't calling you out. peace
As for all the other goodies I just read a treasure trove to dive into. I too, noticed the lack of old cartoons. Lots of old sci-fi, movies, game shows but no cartoons. Weird.
Hi Walks At Night! How is Morg doing? It's Morg, right?
You've made my treadmill point - beautifully too! For the record; I wasn't calling you a potato! I know you're very active with all that stiff you do out there.
Married guys. I can't say that that happened to me. I have the only wife in the world that tells me to "have the guys over" or "call up the guys, go for a drink" ... it's pretty good. :)
wasn't calling you out. peace
Morg passed away.
Oh that is so sad about Morg. Thanks for letting me know. I was kidding about being called out. For years that machine has sat without me hardly ever using it. I liked your fitness tips though and think it's cool you are helping us all out. This has inspired me to get on the old girl after work and get to it!
I have the only wife in the world that tells me to "have the guys over" or "call up the guys, go for a drink" ... it's pretty good. :)
wasn't calling you out. peace
Oh that is so sad about Morg. Thanks for letting me know. I was kidding about being called out. For years that machine has sat without me hardly ever using it. I liked your fitness tips though and think it's cool you are helping us all out. This has inspired me to get on the old girl after work and get to it!
I recommend getting a bike and riding it, more more fun. All those people we see out riding - it's because they love it.I actually have a bike I love and rode like crazy a few years back. I was thinking before the weather gets nasty here I need to do that more too. Thanks for the reminder. I rode a bit this summer and remembered why I loved it. Lots of people biking more now too since the pandemic.
Anyone getting a bike, just make sure it 'fits' and feels comfortable riding, otherwise it'll end up just sitting somewhere too.
As for all the other goodies I just read a treasure trove to dive into. I too, noticed the lack of old cartoons. Lots of old sci-fi, movies, game shows but no cartoons. Weird.
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?
Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!
Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.
Does a fan bike in the living room count?For some reason this reminded me a hippie commune, ahem, I mean farm - that had a bicycle powered blender. You had to buy your smoothie and then pedal to blend it.
Right. Whew, I didn't expect to get all verbal about this but here goes:Oh Wow! Good job @Ciardelo that's some impressive progress!
I have my share of "health issues" including COPD, CHF and some other things along with an auto-immune thing that causes arthritis. So I'm a big guy. Not George Senda big, but I was on my way. I've been eating better, no carbs (or very little) and tracking what I eat. I've lost about 40 pounds which makes moving a lot easier. I'm wanting to reduce probably another 60 at least.
I was walking the malls, but the Covid 19 closed everything down. When things started opening back up I joined a community center basically to walk on the treadmill. But community center is closed on the weekends so I also joined a local "24hr gym" It's been fine, but I also wanted to do some strength training so a friend of mine got me started on the Precor machines. It's starting to get crowded as things open up and we progress. They require masks to walk in, but hardly anybody wears them working out, of course. I don't either. I "get it" about the resistance to masks but people aren't cleaning their machines and it's a pain to have to stop and clean each time I use a new one on my circuit.
I was at Costco and saw they had a pretty decent home treadmill (2.5 CHP motor, 330# limit, $579) so I got it and set it up. I've been enjoying the shit out of it. It's connected to the iFit app so when you are walking along, the video trainer changes the speed, incline or whatever. I'm still just walking, but with a purpose. Currently I'm walking thru Egypt (lots of flat land!) with this guy who tells you about the history of the sites you are walking thru. It's pretty cool.
My local Dick's sporting goods had a set of the Bowflex Selecttech 552 dumbbellsonfor sale ($349) so I got a pair of those. And Costco had a pretty cool spin bike ($519) so I picked it up for better Cardio. It's connected to an app as well but I haven't set it up. I have a couple of adjustable Bowflex Selecttech 840 Kettlebells ($179) coming and a stand for the dumbbells should be delivered today.
I've paid not exactly sale prices, but not eBay rape-you prices see for this stuff, It's just kinda evolved. People will probably tell me "Hey! I only paid $200 for this or that!" but that was then, this is now. It's a challenge to buy workout equipment at decent prices now.
It's all out in the living room but I have a 10X12 guest room I'm working on the clear out to set it up. There's some fairly think pile carpeting in there now. I'm shopping gym flooring but I'll probably end up putting in hardwood with mats instead of a whole rubber floor in there.
I'm pretty committed and still go to the gym to workout with my buddy, but I'm walking the treadmill every day at home. With the sloppy weather coming and with the Covid not going away until after the election, I'm content enough to workout at home. My buddy is also knowledgeable about resistance training using ones own body weight but I'm not at that point yet.
I've only been doing this for a couple of months and I feel better, feel like I have more strength and sleeping better.
Indeed. My bike was stolen from storage but I might get one next spring. GNS!
Perhaps we could all benefit from a working out thread? Advice and what not?
Other random things on my mind, with all the celebrities dying someone needs to protect Betty White at all costs!!!
Betty White leads me to remember that I discovered the Buzzr Channel when I got a digital antenna and I am hooked on Match Game. I missed out when it was first aired because I wasn’t born until 1975. I absolutely love Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and of course Betty White.
Oh Wow! Good job @Ciardelo that's some impressive progress!
Does a fan bike in the living room count?
I have no idea what Match Game is.
Work out thread! Do it!!!
I have no idea what Match Game is.
If Halloween is banned this year, will stores still have candy 50% off the next day?
Here is a Match Game, Dot.Huh. I had no idea. They’re cheeky which is fun. Thanks @Rikki Gins !
Without 50% off candy sales, what's the fucking use to fucking shop at goddamned Wal Fucking Mart?Language!!! ::)
Fuck.
Language!!! ::)
@SpookPumpkin, you're too young to remember this guy's work... If I haven't actually seen his work, I've seen copies of it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Chandoha
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I do, i think I had his “Cats and Kittens†book growing up.
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@TigerLily @Rally Squirrel @sean92008 TEST THIS ON YOUR CATS!!
@SpookPumpkin, you're too young to remember this guy's work... If I haven't actually seen his work, I've seen copies of it.Cats are scary.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Chandoha
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Yep... Might I add that all it got me was my finger licked.
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@sean92008 do you identify as a cat lady?
Eh, does being a cat lady include not bathing?I have no idea.
My cats are just "independent dogs" to me. A couple of them lay down on command. They usually come when called. PuppyCats!
And I'm not buying it.
:P
We had a cat who would fetch a kitteh toy. He was hilarious.
My wife's aunt IRIS passed away last week at 106. Dr. assisted suicide due to eye cancer. Again - her name was and always will be, Iris.
Godspeed good woman.
Sorry for your loss. :'(I remember his announcement about Vera... (So forgive the questioning of its validity...)
I remember his announcement about Vera... (So forgive the questioning of its validity...)
Little robots.
Ask her to balance a checkbook... Or make toast.
Just sayin'...
Rick Moranis smacked-down. THIS IS NOT A CRIME. Why are they looking for the black man? It's racist!!!I think it was someone either disappointed with Honey I Blew Up the Kid or misinterpreting the title.
https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/10/03/rick-moranis-random-attack-on-upper-west-side/
I am watching Ricky Gervais's "Extras." It kind of plods along but there is an incredible line I heard... "Purple-headed womb ferret."
He mentioned Miller? 😁
Is anybody else preparing their 2021 Ghoul Pool?
I was going to include Ringo Starr but decided not to... His career died decades ago.
🙄🙄🙄
Sooo, what’s a Ghoul Pool? Can I add Falkie to it right now, whatever it is? Hee, Hee
You know, predicting who'll die that year. There's a few DJs and talk show hosts who keep score...
Kinda like this...
https://1029thehog.com/ghoulpool/
https://www.youtube.com/c/yovo68
I just found it. I like watching the videos.
Idiots.
11foot8.com
That's a great website. Signs, flashing lights etc...and still they run into it.
The stupidity is palpable. I wonder how many lost their jobs over hitting it.
Another favorite website for other reasons...
www.HeyJackass.com
I like the "shot in the ass-o-meter"
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I eat, most mornings, from garden to table.
This is the point where I said "fuck it" to organic solutions to the many types of pests in this formerly agricultural area... Hand-picked out 18 of them throughout the day yesterday. This greeted me this morning...
No wonder my lettuce wasn't growing.
The vibrator picture I can handle, but this? You get a spite for that. Posting that right before lunch time... Rude.
Hehehe... A singer I used to work for had a shirt that said "Hood Ornament."
She rode motorcycles. I don't know if it was a sexual joke or a living dangerously joke...
One of my Sister-in-laws gave me this tshirt for my birthday. Every time I see it I smile.
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Ya' learn something every day...
https://twitter.com/OnthisdayRN/status/1314911559219589120
And I’m NOT kidding...
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And I’m NOT kidding...
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Have you started building an ark?
Not yet, but seriously thinking about it...😁Be sure to get one of EVERYTHING this time.
And I’m NOT kidding...
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This advice applies to more than just world hunger.
@Jayzelady they seem to come in waves, don’t they? When I lived in Jacksonville one year we had three hurricanes and a tropical storm. I moved a few miles north, and we had two hurricanes, two tropical storms, and an ice storm in two years. My prayers are with everybody over there.
Now it looks like there is another one forming in the Atlantic down by the Caribbean. Jeeezus!
This advice applies to more than just world hunger.Haven't seen that special in a very long while. I believe that one had the Mrs. Jesus bit too. Cross out on the lawn and disciples scattering ETC "Where've ya' fuckin' been for three days!!??"
https://www.insider.com/italian-teen-internet-whizz-nearing-sainthood-following-miracle-pope-francis-2020-10
Must read lunacy.
I'd kill for a hot, soft, Bavarian pretzel (or two) right now. With some spicy mustard.
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@KSM32
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! :D
Jour de l'Action de grâce to all the lovey French Canadians. @Bart Ell 8)
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The only French I know is from watching hockey and trying to date the looser French girls when I was a teen.Oh Boy! ::)
Oh Boy! ::)
https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/canadian-hockey-slang/
Baseball was interesting in French because they had to create words and then all use them.
https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/French_Baseball_Glossary
Damn snob-Frenchies...
Everywhere else in the world, they would use the English terms... Not in PQ, eh?
You live in a country that bastardized English instead of using the proper words.
@KSM32@FISH
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! :D
everything i've been watching this year... "Viewer Discretion Advised".Sums up life in general, don’t you think?
Sums up life in general, don’t you think?
You don't see this happening every day.
You don't see this happening every day.
You don't see this happening every day.
Ohhhhh, I bet those antlers hurt! 🥺LOL! ;D
CNN reporter caught jerking off during Zoom conference call. Huge breaking story. You can't make this stuff up.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/update-wasnt-just-exposing-cnn-legal-analyst-jeffrey-tobin-suspended-masturbating-zoom-call/ (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/update-wasnt-just-exposing-cnn-legal-analyst-jeffrey-tobin-suspended-masturbating-zoom-call/)
SCMP News report on China's sex toy industry (NSFW):It's the two pronged units that make me giggle ;D ;D ;D Do they actually use those ones? And which prong is the smelly?
It's the two pronged units that make me giggle ;D ;D ;D Do they actually use those ones? And which prong is the smelly?
LMFAO
It's the two pronged units that make me giggle ;D ;D ;D Do they actually use those ones? And which prong is the smelly?
LMFAO
The next time you're in Target, you can ask one of the sales girls... They sell that dual prongy one in store.Well, then, Target is an appropriate name for the store.
Seriously?Yes, I know that but they are also duel purpose as sometimes they will place the small prong in the naughtiest place. Everything lines up - just sayin'
Generally the large one goes in the vagina and the small one just vibes on the clit.
Well, then, Target is an appropriate name for the store.
Yes, I know that but they are also duel purpose as sometimes they will place the small prong in the naughtiest place. Everything lines up - just sayin'
..I just can't believe anybody responded to that :o
Apologies. Sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a rhetorical question or actual, especially when it comes to questions asked by men regarding things generally used by females.Honestly @SpookPumpkin , I just assumed @KSM32didn’t know any better- you know the type - has no idea what a clit even is. And on top of it all was a cheap bastard that thought toys where one size fits all. Probably puts them in the dishwasher between sessions.
Honestly @SpookPumpkin , I just assumed @KSM32didn’t know any better- you know the type - has no idea what a clit even is. And on top of it all was a cheap bastard that thought toys where one size fits all. Probably puts them in the dishwasher between sessions.
Apologies. Sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a rhetorical question or actual, especially when it comes to questions asked by men regarding things generally used by females.Honestly. I was being silly. Didn't think anything would come of it - rhetorically speaking.
LOL audible LMFAOI hate it when you drink straight from the bottle. :-\
Oh, you're out of orange juice ;)
I hate it when you drink straight from the bottle. :-\That's why you need to mix it with vodka, to kill the germs.
Honestly @SpookPumpkin , I just assumed @KSM32didn’t know any better- you know the type - has no idea what a clit even is. And on top of it all was a cheap bastard that thought toys where one size fits all. Probably puts them in the dishwasher between sessions.
Hey it's 2020 and some men still think women can control when exactly the blood shoots out of their vagina....
Hey it's 2020 and some men still think women can control when exactly the blood shoots out of their vagina....Now this is going too far. You two have turned this into a filth filled conversation and for that reason I am walking away from it. More like.. backing up slow and cautious like hoping my ride is here. :o :(
Shoots? Oh my!
I regret reading the last several posts.@ShayP I'm a ruiner. I ruin things. :P
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I regret reading the last several posts.Does that sort of regret happen more or less than one would think?
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@ShayP I'm a ruiner. I ruin things. :PThis is why we can't have nice things.
Today my son was telling me about his Gym Teacher. I said, "Mr. Gym Teacher sounds like a fun guy"
Son: "No, not really. He just walks around looking tough"
LOL!!! ;D ;D
Does that sort of regret happen more or less than one would think?
@ShayP I'm a ruiner. I ruin things. :P
No man. @KSM32 Don't say such things.
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Probably @KSM32
I must be worried about something. :-\
Probably @KSM32*Grooaaan* ok fine, I'll bite.
I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once.UM @PolkaDot aren't you a fucking housewife mommy type? "Work dream" she says ::) Clean the house and make some fucking dinner! What's all the shit about.
I must be worried about something. :-\
*Grooaaan* ok fine, I'll bite.
Some girls like that...Annnd I had braces so my mark is perfect! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
@PolkaDot, come on...
I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once...
I had a work stress dream for the first time in a LONG time. I just couldn't get caught up, people kept interrupting and asking for things, other people weren't performing correctly, fucking docs were running late....it was ALL THE THINGS that could go wrong happening at once.
I must be worried about something. :-\
Probably @KSM32Why? Is he behind me? Is he wearing that weird mask....oh god, does he have a knife?
*Grooaaan* ok fine, I'll bite.Now you've hurt my feelings.
UM @PolkaDot aren't you a fucking housewife mommy type? "Work dream" she says ::) Clean the house and make some fucking dinner! What's all the shit about.
And I already know what your rebuttal will be so you're going to have to up your game! Goes like this; shgut up Bitch - you clean house and make dinner for your wife every night bitch beotch! To which I have a perfect most sensible answer.
Some girls like that...Yes
@PolkaDot, come on...
Yeah, I never was comfortable with those requests...So, you'd rather be with a woman that doesn't know what she likes?
Sometimes they were pretty bad and I had to wonder "How does she know she likes that?" Especially when it wasn't a "can we try this?" request, but a "do this now!" command.
Eh...
You mean there are jobs where this isn't just every day?You run a loose ship.
That was a normal day at my job. 8)Please tell me you worked in the ER, otherwise....YIKES!!!
So, you'd rather be with a woman that doesn't know what she likes?
Color me surprised.
@SpookPumpkin
https://twitter.com/newworlddd555/status/1320350700338073600
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up. :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary. ;DNice! but I'm with him, they look like a family in a row. Not scary.
Here's before the snow:
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up. :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary. ;D
Here's before the snow:
Pro tip...Good idea!
Cheap lotion, oil or petroleum jelly can coat the inside so it will last longer by trapping the moisture and the lid won't get stuck as easily.
It does lose a little of the wonderful odor.
PS I love their faces!
We carved our jack-o-lanterns this weekend. The tops were frozen on last night so we couldn't light them up. :( My son did NOT like them all sitting together in a row. He thought it made them look like a family which is not scary. ;D
Here's before the snow:
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More than one of them looks like Corky from Life Goes On.BAD BART!!! ::)
BAD BART!!! ::)
FIGHT THE POWER!Oh, that is funny. ;D
BAD BART!!! ::)
Random thought...
Just saw the documentary on the last days of John Lennon. The fat fuck who put 5 slugs in him should have been hung like Mussolini from the street light in front of the Dakota. I am still pissed after 40 years.
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1320919271506092032All righty then. ???
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1320919271506092032
Blue footed boobies?
All righty then. ???
Blue footed boobies?
See, I'm not the only one who took that route ^
https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1320932246287720448 (https://twitter.com/SpookCat_Kat/status/1320932246287720448)
IT IS MY WAY TO GET YOU TO TWEET SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CAT!
At least it isn't politics!
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1321158284309647360
Are they related to the wing boobies @KSM32 wants?I knew that last meal would come back to bite me.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI didn't know there was a cat for that.
I don't think my clickacy knows it's audience. These seem like terrible odds:
Quit using my Wi-Fi!Your wifi? Password Lulus Anal Bleaching ?
Your wifi? Password Lulus Anal Bleaching ?
I saw this ad on a website just now. They might want to rethink their brand image...
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1321158284309647360
Just saw this about a localeyesorelandmark.
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/north-county/story/2020-10-30/landmark-carlsbad-smokestack-coming-down
miller will get lost coming up here now.
And that’s a bad thing? 😬
If he ends up driving up my street, it is.
😲😲😲
Back in the 1990s, I wrote a letter to President Clinton asking for change in the tax code regarding the marriage penalty... Within 6 months I was being audited.
Vindictive bitches.
I have been sending emails and talking to friends about our current political and social situation (mostly about what's happening in California), I get insane responses. A couple of the people, including someone you all know, have basically told me to go pound sand and stopped communicating with me.
Vindictive bitches.
When I go on my socially progressive, anti-religious rants with my extremely conservative friends, nothing happens.
Humm...
I have made it clear that the religious right has screwed this country pretty bad since the 1980s... I still get Christmas cards and birthday calls from those people who seem to be most offended.
Humm.
It seems to be in vogue that the media propagates the idea that conservatives are the fascists.
Rant over.
(Inspired by an email I got this morning.)
Ham is stupid meat.Whoooaaa Let's back it up a bit! -beep-beep-beep-
Whoooaaa Let's back it up a bit! -beep-beep-beep-
What happened? You can't just make a blanket statement like that and simply call it a day. You love bacon! So what gives!!??
@Bart Ell
Bacon is fantastic.
Ham is stupid.
See this?
LIPSTICK ON A PIG!
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I was editing while you posted. Needed dramatic effect but it's lost now.
When I sign in with my VPN set to an American location I see these types of ads.But think of the thousands you'd save on toilet paper. ::) There's a lot wrong with that picture. I suppose I should be glad it's an illustration. Silver lining?
Ok America - from the hat - you win ::)
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Ham is stupid meat.@Bart Ell , obviously you're in a bad mood. Take a breath. Maybe do some yoga?
@Bart Ell , obviously you're in a bad mood. Take a breath. Maybe do some yoga?
Perhaps you're trying to insta pot it? tsk tsk
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.
I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.
I may never leave my house again. 8)
I have 2 of them.
I need a third because that normal bowl is not getting any action on the Ell household.
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.OK then.
I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.
I may never leave my house again. 8)
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.
I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.
I may never leave my house again. 8)
@ShayP: Bart would like ham three ways on his sandwich. Please and thank you.
I think now would be as good as time as any to share that I no longer wipe my poo with paper.
I recently had installed a warm water bidet as part of my bath remodel. It massages and has a seat warmer with a little warm air blow dryer.
I may never leave my house again. 8)
Massages what? :o
Massages what? :o
It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.
It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.
It massages the place where the poo comes out @ShayP. With warm, soothing water.
It's a little like the dancing waters out in Vegas, but for your bum.
*Face palm* you had to fuckin' ask em' huh @ShayP
Okay @Ciardelo So it's like what I do with a Water Pik.
A Water Pik? Interesting, those things have the pulse thing don't they @ShayP?
Yes they do. Never use the 'Jet' setting though. And never insert! :-[
I tried to clear a blocked ear with one of those and concussed myself.
I trust that you are joking. :-\
I wish I was.
Desperate times called for desperate measures.
Damn man. Lucky you didn't blow out an ear drum.
The low setting seemed so gentle on my hand.
The attachment looked like it was made for an ear...
Did I mention it was not mine?
No you didn't.
I BLAME HER FOR INVITING A MAN SHE JUST MET BACK TO HER ABODE!
I BLAME HER FOR INVITING A MAN SHE JUST MET BACK TO HER ABODE!Sounds about right. ::)
I love Always Sunny. I can only watch a couple of episodes at a time though, otherwise I start to seriously doubt humanity and think the worst of everyone. ;D
I love Always Sunny. I can only watch a couple of episodes at a time though, otherwise I start to seriously doubt humanity and think the worst of everyone. ;D
@Bart Ell
#clickacy has been a little off lately, pages load without ads.
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So, when a single ad appeared, it's a plastic surgeon... Interesting choice by Google... And I clicacied.
Here's this plastic surgeon's highlight page... Sorry, if you're paying for enhancement, straighten things out, right?
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I dunno, I'm a bigger fan of smaller ones, so I only take an idealized image into this opinion.
Some stuff is being updated this weekend, I will let them know about this.
No problem with ads here, Bart. In fact I am seeing more video ads as compared to the more common word/photo ads. Just thought you'd like to know.
Interesting... LiveJasmin by any chance?Haha No, not live any girl. But I did get one about a game where you build your ideal mate. That one wasn't a video ad, though.
😁😁😁
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021. Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings.. 8)
Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021. Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings.. 8)
Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.
My brand new interweb radio show ( A Human Waste Of Time ) will debut in March 2021. Some of you will be dead by then. Not that I'll need the ratings.. 8)
Co Hosted by Ellgab's, JayGab. He's black, he's a colored fella.
There is no way that @JayGab does not steal the show.
So you're saying that black people steal? That seems overly broad.
Are there going to be any broads on your show?
Is JayGab black?
That's awfully racist of you to know.
So you're saying that black people steal? That seems overly broad.
Are there going to be any broads on your show?
The new UPS man is SMOKING HOT. ;D This bodes very well for the holidays.
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...
For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me. This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages). He went out and bought the oil and filter already.
"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.
He stood there and seemed perplexed.
Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.
Fuck them.
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...
For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me. This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages). He went out and bought the oil and filter already.
"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.
He stood there and seemed perplexed.
Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.
Fuck them.
There is no way that @JayGab does not steal the show.Thank you @Bart Ell but the fucker is planning on setting my mic up at the back of the bus! Doesn't bode well for my confidence in being a stellar co-host. I'm tempted to play the race car.
Thank you @Bart Ell but the fucker is planning on setting my mic up at the back of the bus! Doesn't bode well for my confidence in being a stellar co-host. I'm tempted to play the race car.
I got one of those robocalls for the renewal or buying an extended warranty for my car...
When I told them I had a BMW X5 (inspired by the fact that my neighbor had an X5 in his driveway for months because it didn't run), the sales rep immediately hung up on me.
Could it be that they we're a legitimate warranty company and they didn't want to deal with it or did I have too much snark in my voice?
I will forever be curious 🙄🙄🙄
Maybe HW could do a few shows on it, you know, cos it is a mystery.
Hee hee hee
I've started a post about my weird day thrice this evening...Every post is a STARTED POST you fucking moron. Can you believe it; I JUST STARTED THIS POST.
I can't.
I did call this person that I dealt with a Female Falkie.
Sometimes, no - most of the time, people deserve what they have in life.
It's not always somebody else's fault.
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?Lol no, no roids. i drink so juice woud fail me. Plus, it's cheating.
Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
Lol no, no roids. i drink so juice woud fail me. Plus, it's cheating.
Rickenbacker thing was funny :)
How about the Monkees fans?
Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans.
How about the Monkees fans?
My first thought was a Strat, but... Ricks, well... if it weren't for the Beatles, Rickenbacker would have been out of business by 1968... Same thing goes for Hofner, at least their electric instruments division. They actually made a good violin at a great price in Germany.
Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans.
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?Oh my. @sean92008 was a little grumpy. :(
Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
Are crop circles still a thing?As long as Crop Circles are UNEXPLAINED they will be,
I’m listening to an old Art Bell show and everyone was really wound up about them.
As long as Crop Circles are UNEXPLAINED they will be,Are some still thought to be unexplained?
a thing
ma nigress
Are some still thought to be unexplained?
Also, -1
No. Barney the dinosaur is doing it.Well, that wasn’t very nice @KSM32 . Who shit on your crop circle?
Also, yer a stupidhead!
Well, that wasn’t very nice @KSM32 . Who shit on your crop circle?Grubs are eating his fescue root system... and someone called his guitar a "banjo thing."
I am an empty bag of fluff
@PolkaDot why don't you lay off the booze for a week ::) Good Lord.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginYep! That's Chuck Norris with Menudo!!!
Found this on one of my clickacy ads. Is that Chuck Norris?
As of late whenever I sign in I am suddenly within a thread I didn't click on, like the Falkie thread or some other shit I have no use for. The exact same thing happens over at the other place as well. This is a recent thing, last week or so.Careful, we don't want to catch anything contagious because you are cross pollinating. Is insane contagious?
And why is it happening at both places.
And why when I went to create an account here was I just able to sign in as if I already had one.
And why..
So many why's and no anskerz
Leaving a clean and tidy corpse is no longer a concern...Perhaps we can look forward to you typing with your nose.
Using a sledgehammer with a hatchet is just asking for a limb to go unattached. Wanting to use a flammable liquid to aid in the effort is concrete evidence.
This tree may defeat me, I accept the consequences of not having the right tool for the job.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginThis pick is at the top of the page and every time I see it I think how the hell is the Chuck look-a-like the best looking guy in this picture!?!
Found this on one of my clickacy ads. Is that Chuck Norris?
@TigerLily Maru has a new little sister!!
As of late whenever I sign in I am suddenly within a thread I didn't click on, like the Falkie thread or some other shit I have no use for. The exact same thing happens over at the other place as well. This is a recent thing, last week or so.
And why is it happening at both places.
And why when I went to create an account here was I just able to sign in as if I already had one.
And why..
So many why's and no anskerz
This pick is at the top of the page and every time I see it I think how the hell is the Chuck look-a-like the best looking guy in this picture!?!
TigerLily's fancy winter wear
Self-admitted asshole David Crosby isn't getting much sympathy... He's being "forced" to sell his song rights...
Heh, heh.
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Please compare and contrast@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?
PolkaDot's #Clickacy
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TigerLily's #Clickacy
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I'll start. @PolkaDot attracts mainly cute well to do gay guys and one Chuck Norris
TigerLily's fancy winter wear
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?
Damn it!
I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy. I'm not concerned if they're gay or straight or...whatever....but I do want them to be hot and mostly naked. It's supposed to be Christmas!!! I'll be writing a strongly worded message to Bart about this immediately.
How fancy? 8)
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?
Damn it!
I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy. I'm not concerned if they're gay or straight or...whatever....but I do want them to be hot and mostly naked. It's supposed to be Christmas!!! I'll be writing a strongly worded message to Bart about this immediately.
@TigerLily Oh God! Do you think the clickacy has confused me with KDub?
Damn it!
I need to figure out how to get attractive mostly naked man #clickacy.
IMHO neither @PolkaDot nor @TigerLily are doing it right. I've been pulling awesome clickacy:
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Of course in my own experience, most system admins are fat, hairy men named Sal working in a hole stuffed deep in the bowels of some office building. However, here we have a stylish admin working down by the sea shore, wearing a sun dress with a yellow pull over to keep warm. Nicely balanced with Chrysler Mopar Frosted Teal P-6 Rapid Transport System nail polish and wearing a honking, impractical, garish ring. Of course she is single just to rook in the nerds.
Now that's clickacy!
IMHO neither @PolkaDot nor @TigerLily are doing it right. I've been pulling awesome clickacy:
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Of course in my own experience, most system admins are fat, hairy men named Sal working in a hole stuffed deep in the bowels of some office building. However, here we have a stylish admin working down by the sea shore, wearing a sun dress with a yellow pull over to keep warm. Nicely balanced with Chrysler Mopar Frosted Teal P-6 Rapid Transport System nail polish and wearing a honking, impractical, garish ring. Of course she is single just to rook in the nerds.
Now that's clickacy!
@PolkaDot Perhaps shake up your searches. May present you with a gaggle of those fugly cotton docker softy types you seem to like. Or, pornhub. Yuck.Wow. Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all @KSM32 .
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Wow. Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all @KSM32 .But all other times i know you very well. @PolkaDot
But all other times i know you very well. @PolkaDotYes, at home with sick kid so I’m entertaining myself and stirring up trouble, as they say
ya just a taggin monsta today
so I’m entertaining myself and stirring up trouble, as they sayEntertaining yourself, huh. Did it come with batteries or you just finger walking?
Entertaining yourself, huh. Did it come with batteries or you just finger walking?Hadn’t you said something about trolling and Christmas? I distinctly remember blah blah trolling blah blah Christmas.
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
he's 0K now.
Why are stop lights called stop lights? Shouldn't they be called stop and go lights?
Why do I always seem to get stopped behind potheads waiting for STOP SIGNS to turn green?
I hate this world. Stop it with the stop nonsense!
::)
Sheeeesh, Exile. Just STOP already. Heh-heh. ;) ;D :-*
There are no coincidences.
The Kills just cycled through my playlist. The last time I remember seeing them she totally passed out on stage and was hauled off in an ambulance. When you live at altitude you get used to hearing singers having trouble getting air, especially toward the end of a show, but that’s the only time I remember someone passing out on stage.
It seems like just a few months ago going out to see a band was just part of the routineDon't you have a history of causing trouble at concerts and such?
She bought herself a brand new toy in late November but doesn't drive it very much at all as she has her truck for work leaving just the weekends. And even then I drive it if we're heading out together. She has essentially bought me a 2021 Rubicon with all the bells n whistles. I have never loved driving any vehicle like I do this one. My truck is just for work now as I have completely hijacked this thing.
Fuckin' Eh!
Good story, I say. What do you like best about the vehicle?I honestly don't know. The seats are the most comfortable ever, in any vehicle I have owned. But I suspect the main thing is the interior overall. The look, the layout, and the color scheme is nothing short of way cool dadio! It also feels like I am inside a giant Tonka toy. Like I'm four years old ;D
I honestly don't know. The seats are the most comfortable ever, in any vehicle I have owned. But I suspect the main thing is the interior overall. The look, the layout, and the color scheme is nothing short of way cool dadio! It also feels like I am inside a giant Tonka toy. Like I'm four years old ;D
Don't you have a history of causing trouble at concerts and such?
Pushing and shoving matches.
Harsh words exchanged.
Being told to "Shut the fuck up" by very famous people.
;D
@PB
I was bitten! Anyway, they were misunderstandings!Whoa Whoooo gets BIT!!? Now that's an odd one.
Wait a minute, harsh words exchanged? When was that?If somebody bites me I am going to have a few choice words for them. What I'm saying is that you can't go through what you have at these live events and not have some sort of a word salad that takes place.
... What I'm saying is that you can't go through what you have at these live events and not have some sort of a word salad that takes place.
As it turns out, you can. I'm there for the show, not arguing with drunks.
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That's exactly the type of vehicle I expect a @Tanya to drive.Wanna see my manly company truck? Fucking beautiful AND HE-MANLY!
*GASP*
I'm being watched.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BuFjH1yck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4BuFjH1yck)
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged. Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence. Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence. Others in the office are not. He gets >:( <---
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged. Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence. Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence. Others in the office are not. He gets >:( <---Is he a young guy? Intergenerational office issues.
Sounds a little OCD. How does he feel about toilet paper rolls? Everyone knows the roll should roll down from the front and not from the back!Hmmm, you are reminding me of someone here.....
ahem carry on. And Merry Christmas, Penis
Sounds a little OCD. How does he feel about toilet paper rolls? Everyone knows the roll should roll down from the front and not from the back!You are right on that! The toilet paper thing. I don't understand anyone who thinks different.
ahem carry on. And Merry Christmas, Penis
Is he a young guy? Intergenerational office issues.
Yes. Pre-computer, double. Post-computer, single. Now let's discuss ending sentences with a period. I think it's a waste of time and hard on Mother EarthPeriods are necessary.
Periods are necessary.
.
Oxford comma?
My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged. Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence. Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence. Others in the office are not. He gets >:( <---
I'm not sure what to think about this. Will he get angry, for real?Yes. Angry for real. She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out. He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing. Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.
What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach? Everyone is happy, no more argument.
Yes. Angry for real. She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out. He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing. Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.
Yes. Angry for real. She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out. He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around, stolen elections, but double spacing is his thing. Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.
Yes. Angry for real. She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out. He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing. Ahh!
I once worked for a company that was a subsidiary of a foreign parent company. Quite a few of the other employees were transfers from the parent company's country. The all kept a roll of TP at their desks, I suppose in lieu of a kleenex box. At least we hoped so. Lol. it was a frequent topic of conversation..
... (Never had an issue with TP there but had some interesting adventures off the tourist path with bathrooms...)
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL! Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL! Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!
We civilized people know full stops, double spacing, and Oxford commas are correct and necessary.
The reason we are writing in the first place is to communicate. To me double spacing after sentences and Oxford commas make things easier to read and understand. Anyone who doesn't like them are free to skip right past.
What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach? Everyone is happy, no more argument.
Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL! Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!I wasn't going to mention it, but since YOU @JayGab brought it up- maybe you should try wet wipes.
In Japan, public bathrooms do not have hand drying supplies... You bring your own.In Egypt -no toilet paper but a little old lady was always sitting outside the public restrooms selling squares of tp as you went in...you learned to ALWAYS carry coins with you or you ended up paying a very high price to pee.
Maybe related.
(Never had an issue with TP there but had some interesting adventures off the tourist path with bathrooms...)
It just doesn't seem ok. That does not describe a stable person.I agree, it's a very strange line in the sand. Maybe he needed extra time to get some Holiday shopping in?
Members of the US Space Force will be called guardians. It should be Kirks.If it were up for a vote I'd vote Kirks. BUT I would demand an update to the uniforms.
I like the way you think, Blackman!Please don't encourage him to think. ::)
Why is this happening!?!
Shiny fur?This is your brain on drugs... 😁
*GASP*
I'm being watched.
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You know this was exactly what the fashion designer was thinkingUmmm, yikes. :(
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International flight to Japan on the last day of non-citizens going into Japan...@sean92008 Do you wear a shirt that says “Creepy Old Man†on it or do you like to spring it on people you meet within the first 15 minutes of an introduction?
10% of the jet's capacity.
I remember when I used to fly Korean Air and it would be the same. You could lay down across the whole aisle, all the exchange student girls would be running around... Memories.
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I wish we had a legit arguing thread.
I wish you had admin privileges so you could create one...alas.. :(
International flight to Japan on the last day of non-citizens going into Japan...
10% of the jet's capacity.
I remember when I used to fly Korean Air and it would be the same. You could lay down across the whole aisle, all the exchange student girls would be running around... Memories.
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..alas.. :(
BTW I still hate your avatar. The apple was perfect but nooooo, you had to fuck with it.
..alas.. :(
BTW I still hate your avatar. The apple was perfect but nooooo, you had to fuck with it.
Bagels
BagelsMrs. Schindlers list?
Mrs. Schindlers list?
Plain?
Onion
Ah, that is a good choice.
Schmear?
Absolutely! :)
Flavor in the schmear or plain?Yumm, now I want a bagel with cream cheese and all the veggies for lunch.
Also, do these qualify as a sandwich?
Yumm, now I want a bagel with cream cheese and all the veggies for lunch.
I know, there is a place in town that might have bagels. I've never gone in there though. Perhaps I will sometime.
Go now! ;DGrab one for me too please!
Grab one for me too please!
And your favorite flavor?Sperm. She likes sperm.
Sperm. She likes sperm.
Bagels
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in!...
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in! Many of the people were going "2 by 2" and not properly social distancing! >:(
What happened to only 1 member of a household being allowed to shop?
I didn't go in. The smell from the dirty hippies drove me away. 8)
I haven't been there in months. I think they're missing out not working with InstaCart or the other services.
Huge line...I wonder why.
Spider egg, er, poppy seed
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It was a nice sunny Saturday?
I was looking for dehydrated celery flakes; Walmart and 3 local grocery stores didn't have any.
As a matter-of-fact Walmart's spice isle looked pretty barren. Lots of holes where product should be. I went to 2 different Walmarts and 3 local grocers. I wonder if McCormick et al are having supply chain issues?
Pray tell, why do you want dehydrated celery flakes? ??? Anyway, I've noticed a problem in getting dried herbs and spices in my neck of the woods. I wanted some dried chives but they were gray. :( Why they were allowed to be put on the shelves is beyond me. They weren't expired; just looked like they were bleached in the sun. Gross. :P
Oh, I did see the organic McCormick brand have what you are looking for as well as a brand called Badia. That's typically found in the Hispanic aisle. At least in the grocers I frequent.
Yup. Here the former small "Hispanic" spice sections are threatening to take over. All the stores I went to had the organic, regular and caliente dried spices side-by-side. But no joy for me in finding any celery flakes...
It's for a fake "box" stuffing mix. Since I'm doing the low carb thing, I was thinking I might use some low carb bread to make it. I don't need gallons of it, I just want to be able to make a single portion at a time so fresh celery would be a big waste--I'm not a "snack-on-celery" person. I wonder if I could dice and freeze fresh celery?
Here for you!
http://www.thatsjustme.com/2010/10/homemade-dried-celery-flakes/ (http://www.thatsjustme.com/2010/10/homemade-dried-celery-flakes/)
You might also try celery seed. It gives the flavor, too.
In keeping with the subject of things you put your food to make it taste better than it really is...
Does anybody see chorizo powder at stores anymore? Walmart used to regularly carry a plastic bag with the cardboard hang tag. They probably sold it that way because they figured you would mix it in with a pound of meat at one time. Not the best packaging for somebody like me wouldn't mix it for breakfast or small stuff.
I love me some chorizo but I prefer to mix it in with better grade meats. Buying pre-made chorizo leaves you at the mercy of the people mixing it... Very low grade meats or tofu that they mix it with.
Dear recipe lady,
I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?
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Dear recipe lady,Soak it in melted butter and then add it to any chocolate recipe.
I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?
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And your favorite flavor?Onion is my first, Everything is 2nd. :)
Sperm. She likes sperm.You're wearing your heart on your sleeve again @KSM . ::)
I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in! Many of the people were going "2 by 2" and not properly social distancing! >:(But you'll shop at Wallmart?
What happened to only 1 member of a household being allowed to shop?
I didn't go in. The smell from the dirty hippies drove me away. 8)
You're wearing your heart on your sleeve again @KSM . ::)You're wearing your anus on your face again @PolkaDot
You're wearing your anus on your face again @PolkaDotYou @KSM are quite wrong about the quitting...and She's much too busy to bother Herself with you. We just had coffee this morning. I promise to put in a good word with Her for you next time. Actually I won't, but it seemed like a nice thing to say.
Quite while you're behind. If you're going to box with God you'll find that your arms are far too short.
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648
Why is it that when I ask for detailed specifications via an email inquiry and ask for a reply does the fucking manager call me in the goddamn phone?
The phone rings and this idiot wants to convey something similar to the table below. So, in addition to telling him that the oven is on, the stove is on and I'm making goddamn dinner I say "dude, do a screenshot and paste it into an email then send it to me."
[Crickets]
I call it a spider chart, it's also called a radar graph and a web plot or something like that.
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What the hell does that chart mean?
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What the hell does that chart mean?
Hmm such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap? ;DHI @KSM
Hmm such a grand hello, all marque style. Am I being set up, am I walking into a trap? ;D
MOST MISLEADING HEADLINE OF THE DAY! >:(
"Australia: Man held after armed raid in search of cat"
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A man accused of raiding a Melbourne animal shelter at gunpoint was trying to find his cat, a court has heard.
I had pictured in my head a SWAT team raiding someone's house. :o
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55667023
Men do not suffer from micro penis. Women do...
Scenario:
Lifelong family friend and widow asks me to sell her RV. Offered me a 5% commission to which I responded that I would take $500 maximum (I detailed it and did some minor repairs.)
Going market rate, based on book values along with me searching for similar models on the internet indicates the RV is worth about $17,000.
Widow insists that nothing below $20,000 is acceptable.
I field quite a few inquiries but most won't even look at it unless it is more reasonably priced.
All along, I have advised this widow that real valuation is more like $17,000.
After one month, and three reminders that the value is too high and people are checking to see if there was some flexibility in pricing, widow complains about how nobody is looking at it and decides to take the RV to a dealership. She receives $12,000 in total.
I recently saw her and she was a bitch.
I had to advise her of her conditions of sale, told her that I wasted a considerable amount of time only for her not to follow my advice and take a minimum of a $5,000 loss.
She will never get a second's worth of my time ever again. I also invited her to never call upon me for assistance. I think I may have mentioned that people with alcohol problems aren't the best people to deal with anyway 😲
My seeing her ever again will only be coincidental. I have also since found out that her mother has been financially mistreated by her a few times... She receives over $10,000 a month because her husband was a law enforcement officer who died from a job-related issue.
I'm done with this whole empathy and charity shit. Family included.
Scenario:
... told her that I wasted a considerable amount of time only for her not to follow my advice and take a minimum of a $5,000 loss.
She will never get a second's worth of my time ever again...
I'm done with this whole empathy and charity shit. Family included.
You did the right thing to try to help. Focus on that and the lessons learned.
I don't get it, I'd have rather had the $17,000.
From time to time I'm asked my professional opinion about someone's situation. Unlike those I work with, these people universally have zero insight into this particular field of expertise. Even when I think the answer is simple, I still do a bit of research to make sure. They inevitably don't like my advice, don't take it, and end up costing themselves much more than they needed to.
Although I truly would like to help people, I don't bother with this anymore.
Like the tigerlady? @PB
Although I truly would like to help people, I don't bother with this anymore.
Like the tigerlady? @PB
Like the tigerlady? @PB
Binging Barney Miller.
Not great but solid.
coffee.....i must......coffeeLucky ducky
Lucky ducky
Are you out of coffee?
It's no caffeine week.
Why?You already asked that in the other thread. 8) @anniem
You already asked that in the other thread. 8) @anniem
There are no rules against that.Because there are no rules.
Because there are no rules.
one day it won't be here
Hi @Jayzelady!
How are you today, Jayzelady? I jumped off a cliff yesterday by accepting the flu shot AND the shingles vaccine (2). Now I feel as if I jumped off a cliff. :P
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It's no caffeine week.
coffee.....i must......coffee
NO COINCIDENCES!
This morning, I have decided to start throwing all sorts of shit away. This includes guitar bodies, electronics, mementos, collectible records, my records, pretty much everything that is mine. I go to the garage and I start the process, cutting things down to size so that they fit in the garbage can... Phone rings. Sister says my father has just been taken off by paramedics...
No sympathy or well-wishers please... It's not my desire, I'm also the type that doesn't point out when it's my birthday... Not looking for sympathy or empathy, just pointing out there are no coincidences!
I have told him, since when I was first diagnosed, that he would outlive me. He's trying to prove me wrong!
@sean92008 Not sure whether or not you've published it but what were you diagnosed with?
Another "no coincidences" occurrence. I didn't realize it until after the fact, today would have been my parents 70-somethingth anniversary... After months of me clamoring for blood work to be done for certain issues with my father's body chemistry, they finally checked while he was in the emergency room today. In fact, what I have been asking to be checked was what ended up killing him.
Again, not trying to get any sympathy out of this. He lived a long and decent life in spite of what he did or didn't do. I am glad he doesn't have to suffer through any more crap from people around him or his circumstances.
He and my mother were the only reason I returned to this boiling pit of sewage otherwise known as California and I have very little personal motivation to stay here... All on the day that I woke up wanting to just throw everything away and clear out the clutter of collections and memorabilia, music gear and mementos of a life that I can't live anymore. The timing is precipitous, no coincidences.
TodayI LIKE IT!
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I LIKE IT!
@anniem Hmm MAKES ME THINK'.. 3rd Christmas? ;D I could talk her into it. :P
Moar like No Caffeine? WEAK!As usual, you are not.
Amirite? ;)
He passed away??
Yeah, he did. Although he didn't want to die in a hospital, he wasn't there long.
Now, the rabid dogs are chewing up the estate, I'm sure. Cleaning out the bank accounts and selling shit off so it isn't counted in the estate. That is, what's left of it since the executor fell for the "Call Windows support" scam and gave access to his computer that had a password file with links and another file with bank balances... Don't get me started...
As usual, you are not.
Yeah, he did. Although he didn't want to die in a hospital, he wasn't there long.
Now, the rabid dogs are chewing up the estate, I'm sure. Cleaning out the bank accounts and selling shit off so it isn't counted in the estate. That is, what's left of it since the executor fell for the "Call Windows support" scam and gave access to his computer that had a password file with links and another file with bank balances... Don't get me started...
Whaaaaat? Coffee is nectar from the gods!
Oh none of it is desirable. Hope you are ok.
Oh man, that stinks. :(
TodayI wish my backyard looked this one. @anniem 8)
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I wish my backyard looked this one. @anniem 8)
So beautiful.
Best wishes in your new home.
I wish my backyard looked this one. @anniem 8)
So beautiful.
Best wishes in your new home.
@sean92008
Please don't read my comment-- ::)
I’m so sorry about your father’s death. Please accept my condolences.
We are in a blizzard now. I'll have to take more photos tomorrow.
Do you have cisterns on your property? Seems like an opportune place to store the water as it melts off.
No, we don't. Apparently all the run off will go in the lake, which was crazy low this year.
I heard that cisterns take the load off of well water used for the home. Are you on wells or under a water district?
Fuckin' addicted never ends driving me nuts can't stop
random and stupid enuff for ya
Ginger and ham DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER.
Ginger doesn't go with anything, unless it's Ginger from Gilligan's IslandC'mon man @PB ginger beef, pork (not ham) there are many edible applications. It's like rosemary.. gotta be careful.
C'mon man @PB ginger beef, pork (not ham) there are many edible applications. It's like rosemary.. gotta be careful.
Today
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Beautiful!
C'mon man @PB ginger beef, pork (not ham) there are many edible applications. It's like rosemary.. gotta be careful.
People here say that the blizzard we had last happened 12 years ago. We got here just in time!! ;D ;D
I would like four other dudes from here to join me in recreating this classic Orleans album cover. The chicks here will dig it. Or, they would be appalled. That may be the most likely result. Regardless, let's get this project started.
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Oh, I get it! The French Quarter! Les garcons!
LOL! @sean92008 So, you're up for the photo shoot then? ;D
No, no, no, not up... Rather flaccid. I'd prefer a Roxy Music-styled photo shoot...
Well, to each their own. ;)
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https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2021/01/31/texas-zoo-will-name-cockroach-ex-feed-it-animals-valentines-day/
https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2021/01/31/texas-zoo-will-name-cockroach-ex-feed-it-animals-valentines-day/
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Todaygreat pic @anniem !
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The Roku channel had the first two years of Barney Miller. Great show.News Radio was great fun.
I've moved on to Newsradio. I'm laughing out loud a lot more than I expected. Phil Hartman was gold... No, platinum.
I would like four other dudes from here to join me in recreating this classic Orleans album cover. The chicks here will dig it. Or, they would be appalled. That may be the most likely result. Regardless, let's get this project started.It shouldn't have been done the first time so why not do it a second? Are you going digital or polaroid?
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It shouldn't have been done the first time so why not do it a second? Are you going digital or polaroid?
Polaroid. @PolkaDot I also envision @KSM being the second guy from the left when I do the remake of this awesome album cover. :D
Polaroid. @PolkaDot I also envision @KSM being the second guy from the left when I do the remake of this awesome album cover. :DLOL!!! Awesome. Are you in the middle then @ShayP ?
I am in if we do the bottom half.Wow, it's turning into a regular basement party. You may need to switch to video.
PRICK SWINGING APLENTY!
@DaveScottSOR probably wants to be in front so there is a swinging prick behind him.
I remember once as a kid racing armadillos...you had to blow on them or make loud noises around them to get them to move. They just wanted to sleep. Poor fuckers, I didn't occur to me at the time but it was total armadillo abuse! :(
Well, to each their own. ;)Jesus, I never thought I'd say this but the naked guys are better. ???
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Jesus, I never thought I'd say this but the naked guys are better. ???
LOL!!! Awesome. Are you in the middle then @ShayP ?
Also, your appointment is confirmed for 3:00.
I am in if we do the bottom half.
PRICK SWINGING APLENTY!
@DaveScottSOR probably wants to be in front so there is a swinging prick behind him.
@PolkaDot The guy on the left has a black eye and the guy on the far right looks like he was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Plus the dude in the back with the blue eye-shadow doesn't know how to blend colors.Thank you for noticing @ShayP !
Poor Orleans!Fucking @sean92008 , always willing to take it a step further....
That photo makes them look like they're the gay men's choir of the Castro District.
They sure could play though, singing was great. On the other hand Roxy Music had that 70s thing going against them (like Orleans) along with Brian Eno's receding hairline.
Now, too bad the Go-Go's weren't big fans of Orleans, wanting to emulate their album cover. 😲😲😲😁
Eh, nevermind.
No bottom half. I don't need anyone seeing my downstairs mix-up. :P
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1356386130644578306I think everyone can agree to be against wonky tits.
I remember once as a kid racing armadillos...you had to blow on them or make loud noises around them to get them to move. They just wanted to sleep. Poor fuckers, I didn't occur to me at the time but it was total armadillo abuse! :(
How much of a head start did you have to give them @PolkaDot?Just a nose @Ciardelo
Just a nose @Ciardelo
That's how it always starts, isn't it @ShayP?
I remember once as a kid racing armadillos...you had to blow on them or make loud noises around them to get them to move. They just wanted to sleep. Poor fuckers, I didn't occur to me at the time but it was total armadillo abuse! :(
Arguments and tiffs rarely happen over at SBF but I sense I'm about to be drawn into one. 8) Bring it on, Ralph! :)
Arguments and tiffs rarely happen over at SBF but I sense I'm about to be drawn into one. 8) Bring it on, Ralph! :)
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RALPH SEEMS MORE LIKE A SLAPPA THAN A PUNCHA!LOL
Try that on Ralph and hit him right in his 5 incher.
You guys and your yellow 5 inchers (why yellow)? I'm not even going to comment on some of the rest of that, just a lot of TMI..;D I can't help it if your mind went to dark places. Nothing g'hey about it. Everybody says "bag" rather than speed bag as we all know what we're talking about. Fuckin guy got x'planin' shit ::)
LOL
Is that you on the yellow bladder thing? Mad skills @KSM
Oh. You're more of a novice. A yellow bladder grasshopper..groooaaann Hardly. What Alan is doing there is covering the basics for a crowd of novices.
..groooaaann Hardly. What Alan is doing there is covering the basics for a crowd of novices.
You're in the crowd? In the back?No. I'm in your back. You ain't gonna crap right for a good nine days or so.
No. I'm in your back. You ain't gonna crap right for a good nine days or so.
Seacrest - OUT!
This is the power of music
Although he should have been unforgivably blacklisted in Hollywood because he has shamelessly appeared in blackface, Ted Danson in the new show, Mr Mayor, really pulls off that stupid politician character well. He was enjoyable in The Good Place too.Unforgivably blacklisted? Whoopi certainly didn't discourage him although she was in blackface too. Nothing wrong with doing the blackface thing. Nothing - unless you subscribe to the whole white guilt ::) thing, and in which case I guess it's entirely your problem. :'(
It is either streaming now on Hulu or Roku Channel for free, I think. It is on NBC as well. I think it's only been five episodes.
Although he should have been unforgivably blacklisted in Hollywood because he has shamelessly appeared in blackface, Ted Danson in the new show, Mr Mayor, really pulls off that stupid politician character well. He was enjoyable in The Good Place too...
When I think of Ted, I think of Whoopee. I don't ever really want to think of Whoopee, so... no.
What? WHAT?? C'MON MAN! ARE YOU CANCELLING TED? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
NOW YOU SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET AND WATCH ALL OF THE CHEERS EPISODES RIGHT NOW, MR MAN!
How was THAT one? I got the cmon man in there.
@juan
Well, not cancelling him exactly, I never did like Cheers either. I tried to though, I did - it just wasn't there.
I think I've seen most Frazier episodes though.
I go into the Dollar Store today to get a couple of things. I pay cash, because it's only a couple bucks. At the end of the transaction, I'm supposed to tap the keypad to say I don't want a receipt.
I tell the cashier ''I don't want to touch that thing'' (hello?). She reaches over and does it for me, and tells me they aren't going to keep doing that for customers. Well hold on, the reason they ask is to hopefully save themselves the cost of a few inches of paper. I tell her I'm not going to touch it next time either, and she gets all huffy, lol.
Did you ever think about those signature pen pads?...
I always think about them. I'm usually using my debit card and have no choice. Today I did. Answering all the questions that come up, and having to keep staring at it to make sure I've finally made it to the last one. Can they make one that a person can just tap or swipe and be done, or does everyone have to wipe their grimy ass-picking paws all over them each time?
Of course after diapers have been changed in the shopping carts, and sick people have yakked all over them, what the hell. Maybe there is something to be said for taking the fat cars.
Maybe you'll get the cart after somebody like Falkie--who never washes his hands or a few other bodily items-uses it! :shudder:
Fixed it for you. You’re welcome. 😉
@Bobs Your Uncle
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Spectacular! I'm envious! What about bears?
FYI 😉
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While keeping both Clorox Disenfectant Wipes and Cottonelle Personal Wipes on the toilet tank top for convenience, has anyone ever confused the two while in a state of blurry semi awakeness? Don't think too hard about it. If you have, it will be among the most readily recalled events of your life. Jus' sayin'.
While keeping both Clorox Disenfectant Wipes and Cottonelle Personal Wipes on the toilet tank top for convenience, has anyone ever confused the two while in a state of blurry semi awakeness? Don't think too hard about it. If you have, it will be among the most readily recalled events of your life. Jus' sayin'.On a related note I was once applying an Icey-Hot cream to an aching shoulder when I realized I really had to pee. Well.. without getting too graphic, in my haste I neglected to wash my hands before handling my stuff ( the head, the rims of the head, the shaft and all) suffered horrific ouchiness.
On a related note I was once applying an Icey-Hot cream to an aching shoulder when I realized I really had to pee. Well.. without getting too graphic, in my haste I neglected to wash my hands before handling my stuff ( the head, the rims of the head, the shaft and all) suffered horrific ouchiness.Its worse when you are cutting Habaneros, says my friend.
So there is a farmers market here on Tuesday afternoons. Today I got an email that a local girl was going to be selling girl scout cookies for two good sounding projects they are trying to raise funds for. My husband likes some of those so I headed over there and as i were driving along I saw there was something in the road up ahead. As I got closer, I saw it was a big turkey walking in the road. I slowed down and as I got even with him, he began gobbling and attacking the front left tire and then got in front of the car and attacked the grill!! I got out of the car and as I tried to chase him away the loud gobbling made me start to laugh. I tried to direct him to the side of the road. He went to the passenger side of the car but then went back around the back of the car so I ended up chasing it around the car. After two laps I realized I wasn't making any progress at all. Then a lady came along in her car, same thing. It gobbled and attacked her tire then the grill of the car. I was still laughing but I managed to shoo him to the side so she could go. Then I saw TWO MORE TURKEYS COMING! I hopped back in the car and backed up, escaping to home ASAP. It was hilarious. I had no idea that turkeys were unsupportive of the girl scouts.
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I would pay you if you go back and get those tail feathers.
How many of them?
(pssst I'd try it for free)
I want the whole tail fan. Those are gorgeous.I'll take the rest of the bird. 3rd Christmas! :)
FYI 😉LOL
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So there is a farmers market here on Tuesday afternoons. Today I got an email that a local girl was going to be selling girl scout cookies for two good sounding projects they are trying to raise funds for. My husband likes some of those so I headed over there and as i were driving along I saw there was something in the road up ahead. As I got closer, I saw it was a big turkey walking in the road. I slowed down and as I got even with him, he began gobbling and attacking the front left tire and then got in front of the car and attacked the grill!! I got out of the car and as I tried to chase him away the loud gobbling made me start to laugh. I tried to direct him to the side of the road. He went to the passenger side of the car but then went back around the back of the car so I ended up chasing it around the car. After two laps I realized I wasn't making any progress at all. Then a lady came along in her car, same thing. It gobbled and attacked her tire then the grill of the car. I was still laughing but I managed to shoo him to the side so she could go. Then I saw TWO MORE TURKEYS COMING! I hopped back in the car and backed up, escaping to home ASAP. It was hilarious. I had no idea that turkeys were unsupportive of the girl scouts.Ahhh! He's a pretty boy! ;D
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I received a gift.
I often express my craving for soft drinks and I have stopped drinking them except for the occasional slip up. After hearing Bob Guccione and his wife, along with a whole slew of other people on Coast to Coast, I decided that and high fructose corn syrup just makes a powerful cancer food...
The gift was three cases of a cola flavored thing called Celsius. Seven essential vitamins no preservatives or artificial colors, no corn syrup... What it does have is something called sucralose and a 12 oz can has 200 mg of caffeine.
I can handle the flavor, it's like a weak Coca-Cola, but I cannot handle the caffeine. For some reason, the caffeine and all the other healthy calorie burning ingredients just make me zoom.
Seriously, having it at 10:30 in the morning is risky for my night's sleep 😁.
Are there any other cola drinks that aren't extra packed with caffeine but taste good out there?
I have not tried any of the Mormon-friendly Coca-Cola products.
LOL
Naturally they needed a young model to sell that shirt otherwise there would be more turkey neck than in the @anniem turkey picture.And the fact that she was wearing a bra kinda killed it.
And the fact that she was wearing a bra kinda killed it.
And her hands didn't look like they were reaching out from the grave.
Have you tried the Zevias @sean92008 ? I've had several of the flavors and they were all good.
https://www.zevia.com/products/soda (https://www.zevia.com/products/soda)
@Jayzelady I'm ready to celebrate!
Spooky, gonna be a bummer Mardi Gras this year with all parades cancelled and now New Orleans decided to close the bars. GRRRRRRR....damn COVID. 😡
Did I see correctly there's at least one area in New Orleans where people are decorating their houses with various themes instead of floats this year?
FYI 😉
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Some poor kid working a minimum wage job and driving a company vehicle with tires like this... I offered to call the office but he said he's already said something about it and he's afraid the boss will get pissed. So be it.
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Some poor kid working a minimum wage job and driving a company vehicle with tires like this... I offered to call the office but he said he's already said something about it and he's afraid the boss will get pissed. So be it.
He could ask a cop to issue him a fix it ticketI didn't think of that... I did think of telling him that, if he were in an accident, that it would be on his driving record. I think your angle would have been better to approach.
Sad... Maybe not as sad as over Rush Limbaugh's passing, but still...
Damon Heller's "Smoke and Scan" is no longer streaming.
My home and car is surrounded by snow and ice. I have a good friend who is younger and heathier than me that lives close by. He offers to help me with food shopping, moving furniture, cleaning off the snow etc.
We tolerate each other. I am a "white" conservative and he is a "white" progressive. We share some common interest, believe it or not. However, he is so full of hate. I don't get it. His party has the WH, the senate and the house. He hates being "white."
Coca-Cola is training employees to "try to be less white."&feature=emb_logo
My home and car is surrounded by snow and ice. I have a good friend who is younger and heathier than me that lives close by. He offers to help me with food shopping, moving furniture, cleaning off the snow etc.
We tolerate each other. I am a "white" conservative and he is a "white" progressive. We share some common interest, believe it or not. However, he is so full of hate. I don't get it. His party has the WH, the senate and the house. He hates being "white."
Coca-Cola is training employees to "try to be less white."&feature=emb_logo
Nor do I.
Glad I don't drink soda.
Nor do I.
How do you train someone to be less Master Race? ;D I'm gittin' my white on today. Extra white!
... Long story short some bottom feeding scum had drilled a hole in her gas tank for, you guessed it, the gas...
Wife filled up the other day and while doing so someone knocked on her passenger side window alerting her that GAS was pouring out from under her truck. I was already out jeeping around having a nice time when she called asking ne to come get her. FUCK! When I arrived I saw what was happening and the ever loudening sirens told me that the fire trucks were on there way. They were.
Long story short some bottom feeding scum had drilled a hole in her gas tank for, you guessed it, the gas. Hole was a 1" drill bit about halfway up the tank so if she hadn't filled up she wouldn't have caught it. Yet. It's rare but apparently these kinds of things happen when you're parked in a crowded parking lot and only to Ford F150's as they are higher off the ground thus making for easier access to its undercarriage. Now I'm all paranoid about my company truck (F150)
I was unaware that gas tanks have been plastic on all makes of vehicles for years now. Much quieter than drilling through a metal tank.
come to think of it, jeeps are high up as well :o fuck sakes ::)
Just doing the jobs Canadians don't want to doOh that one is on your side of the line, bud. And that president you elected. ;)
That is crazy!!!But it's only now that we can laugh about it. :)
Oh that one is on your side of the line, bud. And that president you elected. ;)
Silly! The president we elected hasn't taken office yet.YIKES!!! :o
Silly! The president we elected hasn't taken office yet.And he's already running amok! Just wait till the good stuff starts. :P
@KSM, was there not a check engine light? I was just thinking that if there was a hole in the tank that the vacuum in the fuel system would have been askew and triggered the check engine light. Just like if you don't put the gas cap on right.@sean92008
Good luck with a quick and good repair.
@sean92008
Good question. Answer is no, the display was not showing anything of the sort. The 2017's have had a many recalls. The latest being faulty displays ::) It's almost comical. Almost.
Well... I won't be making any "should have bought a Toyota" comments... Haha. ☹ï¸The 2017's are lemons through and through. The dealership is prepared to buy it back so we await their offer.
I recommend comprehensive coverage that would cover vandalism or theft. I highly encourage people to check on getting their deductible lowered. Personally, I have a $50 deductible. It maybe costs an extra 60-something cents a month compared to a $250 deductable.
That's like $6,000 Canadian dollars, right? 🙄
I recommend stealing gas from nieghbors. Here in California theft of under $1000 is no longer a crime, most DAs don't prosecute ANY crimes, and if someone does happen to go to jail the governor will find an excuse to let them out.Well, being that you're not the type to joke about this sort of thing I have no choice to believe you and say, that is absolutely insane.
The 2017's are lemons through and through. The dealership is prepared to buy it back so we await their offer.Man, that cost about the same as a case of toilet paper did last summer... 🙄
Deductible was $300. Or, if it makes you morons feel good about yourselves - the deductible was $14,281.22 ;)
If people who engage in sports involving a ball are called "ballers" why wouldn't hockey players be called "puckers?" Jus sayin'.
Same reason golf is not called hole ball.
Good point. Someone you innocently call a "holer" might not understand the context in which you use the word and strike you with a 3 iron or do even worse with it. Similarly, a kid playing hockey might be called a little pucker and what might his mom be called. Forget I mentioned it.So an adult would be a Big Pucker.
So an adult would be a Big Pucker.
'Look at that big pucker go!'
Well... I won't be making any "should have bought a Toyota" comments... Haha. ☹ï¸
Wow...for once I agree with @sean92008 . I better get my temperature checked, I might have the Covid.
Bellgab has been put to rest.
Actually it's been "moved" to a facebook group >.<
Ten years goes by so fast these daysOr 14 years even. April of 07.
I guess that he didn't get the bump in website visitors he expected after his interview of Art was put into the rotation on U7Radio.org.
Word is going around that his wife passed away.
Word is going around that his wife passed away.
Word is going around that his wife passed away.
He often said he was married to a terrorist.
Word is going around that his wife passed away.
Waiting for live coverage from ACE reporter George SENDA....Hahahahaha... When I logged in, that's what I was thinking of saying!
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Hahahahaha... When I logged in, that's what I was thinking of saying!
Of course, Senda, being a sportsball expert, would have a lot to say.
I think Tiger may have a little drinking problem.
... something else. He obviously can afford a very expensive car, why did he get so badly hurt in it aren't they supposed to be better engineered and more protective?
Waiting for live coverage from ACE reporter George SENDA....
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Somewhat good news. It wasn’t MVs wife that died but a close friend of his.
Somewhat good news. It wasn’t MVs wife that died but a close friend of his.
Does Jaws of death the shark receive any kick back or royalties from the Jaws of life?
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Does Jaws of death the shark receive any kick back or royalties from the Jaws of life?
Yes, the income is redistributed.Biden.
Biden.
When I was out earlier today I saw a Dodge Hemi pickup truck with a pink paint job. Okay, that's just wrong. Surely we're in the end-times.
When I was out earlier today I saw a Dodge Hemi pickup truck with a pink paint job. Okay, that's just wrong. Surely we're in the end-times.
Mr Potato Head canceled.
''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''
https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)
Mr Potato Head canceled.
''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''
https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com
Mr Potato Head canceled.Oh man this is the LAST THING Idaho needs!! They're gonna be PISSED!! >:(
''As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads.''
https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8 (https://apnews.com/article/mr-potato-head-goes-gender-neutral-d3c178f2b9b0c424ed814657be41a9d8)
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com
Seriously? LOL! I'm not worried about it at all. It seems the corporations and powers that be are though. Maybe you could address your post to them? It's all fucking stupid.
I didn't address my post to anyone.
If I did I would be breaking the random rule of this thread and just using random willy-nilly as some do these days.
But you have the power man. Just email Hasbro and tell them that shit ain't cool. ;)
I was blocked on all platforms by them when I demanded they make a Potato Prick that was beer can thick.Regular beer can or Fosters oilcan thick?
@KSM @DaveScottSOR
Regular beer can or Fosters oilcan thick?
If your day is spent worrying about the sex of a toy potato then you may want to spend more time on pornhub.com
I was blocked on all platforms by them when I demanded they make a Potato Prick that was beer can thick.
@KSM @DaveScottSOR
That's not cost effective. It'd be like buying two toys when you only want one.@Bart Ell has a fascination with west coast penis. He tried to buy one of my molds off of etsy but was filtered out by my distributor, Lynn! Evil Lynn.
@Bart Ell has a fascination with west coast penis. He tried to buy one of my molds off of etsy but was filtered out by my distributor, Lynn! Evil Lynn.
Evil Lynn fucked me over!Hehehe
I was really looking forward to adding that mold to my BOTCHED CIRCUMCISIONS collection.
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump. Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself. This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work. As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump. Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself. This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work. As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.Cut Alejandro a little slack. After he lost command of the strike zone, it was all down hill for him.
Humm... Sounds like there might be a little fantasy role playing coming up. 😁😁😁😁
Cut Alejandro a little slack. After he lost command of the strike zone, it was all down hill for him.
I saw a plastic surgeon this afternoon to whom I was referred for removal of a suspicious growth on the side of my face. I asked him if he could give me a dueling scar while he was at it. Yeah, I know--he didn't think it was funny either.
Yes, it is funny.
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I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time. Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.
At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs as no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.
I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phoneâ€. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.
I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends.
Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.
My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.
I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.
You fought the bear...and the bear won! Seriously. Glad that it seems like you are doing ok and hope you don't have any long term effects from it. Having your bell rung is probably the last thing you need.
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time. Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.
At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs and no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.
I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phoneâ€. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.
I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends.
Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.
My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.
I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.
HOLY COW @GravitySucks !
I think you love snow and speed to much. Try not to breathe too much. ::)
I will pray for a quick recovery for you...carry on.
Thank you @FISH
I am 65 years old. I struggled for a few years, but have tried to stay active. This year I have gotten in really good condition and lost some weight. This is the lightest I have been during ski season probably since my junior year in high school. That’s probably why I was able to ski away.
I plan on skiing throughout my twilight years. Except for this incident, skiing has become effortless for me. Something clicked last December while I was at Vail. That trip I skied 6 days in a row. Without once getting winded or tired. Wish I had discovered the secret of effortless skiing years ago. And I would share the secret if I knew for sure what it was. I think it has to do with relaxing my muscles and aligning my bones to do the work, instead of using my muscles the whole way down. It’s seems easier for me to ski than to walk. Now carrying my luggage, ski boots and skis through the airport is a different story.
Skiing throughout your twilight years will keep you--young at heart.But will the video show anything? Could have been one of those stealth bears.
@sean92008 good thinking--You are bound to be on video.
But will the video show anything? Could have been one of those stealth bears.
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... I am sure someone crashed into me from behind...
Dang! There are always plenty of clods on the slopes. Hope you recover quickly (sounds like you are)...punk-assed snowboarders take after their skateboarding counterparts. Destroy other people's shit, be selfish, etc...
From my count, this is concussion number 37. At least.
I spent last week skiing at Park City, Utah. Until Thursday sometime around 1:30. As I was cruising down a really nice run something happened. Wish I knew what. I was skiing alone at the time. Pretty sure someone ran into me. My only memory is someone in a pale blue ski outfit helping me stand up. I don’t remember any conversation. Next thing I know I was down at the halfway point where I was supposed to meet the two ladies I was skiing with for lunch. When they saw me my helmet and gloves were on the ground and I was searching for my phone. Which I never did find. About 20 minutes of lost time. I sat down for a few hours while I tried to remember what happened and took inventory of what hurt. Since I obviously had a concussion and my ribs and back really hurt, I waited as long as I could before I skied to the bottom.
At the bottom I went to lost and found to see if someone turned in my iPhone. No luck, but they did convince me to let them call an ambulance. Spent the next 5-6 hours in an ER. CT scans showed 3 compression fractures to Thorasic vertebrae but no broken ribs and no brain bleeds. They fitted me for a rather expensive looking back brace and sent me on my way. I flew back home yesterday in the back brace which was strategically placed to aggravate all the places my ribs hurt.
I had set my phone to airplane mode right before I skied down so I can’t locate it using “Find my phoneâ€. I hope someone finds it so I can see what happened. I was filming when I crashed. I am sure someone crashed into me from behind. I don’t fall down skiing on my own accord. And I certainly don’t get a concussion wearing a helmet.
I normally go into full blackout mode when I hit my head. That has happened several times. What is strange about this time is that I do have a glimpse of the memory of the gent in the pale blue outfit helping me get up. No memory of the crash or the rest of the run down. And the rest of that run wasn’t just an easy cruiser. Several tricky spots and several chances to take a wrong turn. I’m surprised I wound up in the exact spot where I was supposed to meet my friends.
Today I got a new phone. Lost all my contacts and everything I had on it since April 2019. I think I might have a backup on my laptop but my laptop is up at my woods. I’m going up there Monday with hopes that I at least backed up my photos. Especially the ones from Thailand.
My back is stiff but my spine doesn’t hurt. My ribs hurt, but only when I breathe.
I hope I recover quickly. I am driving up to Colorado Friday for 3 weeks of skiing. I will not let this retire me for the season after missing most of last year due to COVID quarantines.
Wow, concussed 37 times. Thinking back over my life I can only boast of 2 for certains and 3 maybes. You da man!
Best wishes for a quick recovery.
I bet there's a note in a medical file somewhere stating "CTE." I know my file has it. (I peeked.)
Yes. But I refuse to let them run the definitive tests to confirm it. Yet.
The ghost of the Sonny Bono tree strikes again!
Have any of the thousands of "sponsored" articles that pop up on line that begin with "Try not to gasp when you see..." actually ever made anyone gasp. I think a government sponsored study should be commissioned to look into this with a view towards prosecuting the authors for using egregious hyperboli to incite gasping. Jus' sayin'
I gasped when I read this post.
I gasped when I read this post.
I gasped when I read this post.
Evil Lynn fucked me over!I've heard it's her specialty.
Just got done scrubbing down the interior of our pool after the water in it had been uncirculated for 2+ weeks while I redid some plumbing and installed a new pump. Our pool is relatively small so after being disappointed with the performances of two pool services I had tried I decided to to take on cleaning and maintenance of the pool myself. This inspired my wife to start calling me "Alejandro the pool boy" whenever I do the work. As I sit here recovering from the exertion of the scrub down I'm thinking Alejandro doesn't get paid enough.Alejandro's work is never done. It's the curse of the pool boy.
Yes, it is funny.Yes! @Annie for the +1!!
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Alejandro's work is never done. It's the curse of the pool boy.
I totally lost my shit last night.
As a matter of ritual I take our dog Buddy on his long walk of the day after dinner every night around 7:00 P.M. As Buddy is a 10 lb Maltese Terrier, a plastic sandwich bag more than suffices as a poop bag. When Buddy does the doo I pick it up with the bag, knot the top and clasp it between the fingers of my leash hand where it dangles until we get home. Last night we arrived home with nothing dangling which makes it likely that some homeowner along our route found a neatly packaged pile of dog doo on the border of his property. I can't help but wonder how I would react to something like that. Would I be grateful that a Great Dane wasn't involved? Nah, probably not.
People around here react quite strongly to those who do not pick up what their dogs put down. Some feel that since there are deer deposits, coyote deposits, rabbit deposits, cat deposits etc. they don't need to pick up...
One thing about dog shit vs wild animal is that dog food is full of preservatives. It doesn't dry up and blow away after a few days, it just sits there for weeks unless it rains or another dog (or coyote) eats it.
Hope that helps :D
One thing about dog shit vs wild animal is that dog food is full of preservatives. It doesn't dry up and blow away after a few days, it just sits there for weeks unless it rains or another dog (or coyote) eats it.
Hope that helps :D
One of my cats is an active TV watcher. He frequently will sit and watch for extended periods of time, when I say extended I mean 3-4 minutes. For him, that is an eternity. He suffers from cat ADHD.
Binge watching X-Files on Hulu has its detractors. Commercials for one and not being able to skip through the opening title sequence...
My cat freaked out. Not over the music, he just happened to look up at the TV screen as he was circling my lap and got very alert. He jumped off my lap and took a defensive observance pose looking at the screen. He even creeped up a couple of feet and got under a table while still keeping an eye on the screen.
I thought about video recording him but every time I do that for other things, he gets distracted.
Now, I've said it a million times here, I believe my cats are reincarnated from previous pets. The incredible non-coincidence coincidences are numerous. This one really seems like it might be a human reaction.
I like that.
We had a cat that would pee IN THE TOILET! from the seat. It sounded like someone peeing with the door open and then.. you look.. and "Kitty" would walk out. I am far from a cat-guy but Kitty was a good one.
The rescues really do return the favor in their own way.
Ever block out a whole period of your life?
I did.
Until an hour ago I had totally forgotten about the period where I was convinced to take a production deal that was supposed to lead to recording album in English and French.
I took $6,000 to do the demos in Burbank with the idea I would return to Canada to record the album and do a promo tour.
I do not remember much except for the fact they wanted me to record a version of Breakfast At Tiffany's with lyrics in French and the chorus in English.
I remember going to a French teacher in North Hollywood to help me with pronunciation.
Thankfully the original version of the song became a huge hit in Canada and the option on my deal eventually expired without having to follow through with this career choice.
What happened an hour ago?
I was going through a box of old compact discs, throwing them in CD player to identify what was on these unmarked blasts from the past and then I heard it.
I called Bairyn down to have a listen.
The look of horror on her face when she heard it is burned into my memory forever.
I never want to see that look again.
Here is the original that helped save me from me.
Well. I always hated that song. I might have liked your version better, peut-être. But I know I am très content with my personal chanson. Unless you want to bless me with another one
Don't you hate people who mix two different languages? Déclassé. Even worse now I do it with three. Quel dommage. Qué pena
Well. I always hated that song. I might have liked your version better, peut-être. But I know I am très content with my personal chanson. Unless you want to bless me with another oneOh, god... Guilty!
Don't you hate people who mix two different languages? Déclassé. Even worse now I do it with three. Quel dommage. Qué pena
Well. I always hated that song.
Ditto. I abhor that song. And I hate seeing their faces as well. They should've called the band Deep Blue Nothing.
They are no Neil Diamond!
The first year of X-Files was an incredible collection of episodes...
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.
Sorry to hear this! Are you checking ebay for the macbook?
Sorry to hear this! Are you checking ebay for the macbook?
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.How awful. I wonder if there were any exterior cameras. And blood? Ew. Although maybe police can get DNA just in case the blood was not from the window but from some other violence at the same time. How awful for her friend. Seems so brazen to do it during business hours. Sorry this happened.
All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.A once beautiful town now terrorized by the nonsensical turdlike cali-migrants.
A once beautiful town now terrorized by the nonsensical turdlike cali-migrants.
@TigerLily 's people
Yeah. Because Texas has been such a garden spot recently. And only your greedy die-hard red-neck Texans like Abbott could screw it up this badly
Interesting considering you live in what was once the best state, that has been made almost completely unlivable by the the ruling party.
No one is fleeing Texas for California, but there is plenty of traffic going the other way.
On top of the blue state migration to soon-to-be former red states, there's the serious video and court-discussed evidence of voter and registration fraud in Texas.
This generation of brownshirts wear blue.
Maybe the migration will allow Ca to become decent again! ;)
Nope. When more people vote in a district than there are people eligible to register to vote, nothing will change.
Why oh why couldn't Michael Obama be part of this?
Who's going to watch the whine fest tonight - Opra interviewing ''the Sussexes''?
As a veteran of Noory's show, and Art Bell's charlatans, my stomach doesn't turn easily and I love a trainwreck of complete lack of self awareness. That doesn't mean I can't get sick, though.
Why oh why couldn't Michael Obama be part of this?
Why is it that after an individual has been waiting by himself for a seat at a restaurant in plain sight of all for more than ten minutes he is almost always asked "How many?" when a seat becomes available?
I quote myself all the time.Fucker quotes himself quite often. Just can't get enough of you, huh?
Why is it that after an individual has been waiting by himself for a seat at a restaurant in plain sight of all for more than ten minutes he is almost always asked "How many?" when a seat becomes available?
Fucker quotes himself quite often. Just can't get enough of you, huh?
Too good looking to be alone???
Even if they knew what was coming, the royal family has to be in shock and total disarray today after seeing that. Then comes damage control and the counterattack.
Nah. You must be thinking about Alejandro.
My daughter’s car got broken into parked outside of a restaurant this evening in Austin. Busted out rear window. Blood all over the outside of the car. Luckily they didn’t find her pistol but they stole her friend’s backpack and MacBook with all of her nursing school work. She called the cops. They said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get someone out there. All the people that have moved there from California have absolutely destroyed that city. I have been calling it Sacramento-on-the-Colorado (river) for years.
What?!?!? Is he doing the hostess too???
Alejandro gets around.
I get the craziest ads on this site. Shoes. Lots of women's clothes. Has someone's dog been using their computer?
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I didn’t realize those tunes were being beamed into my head. I knew they weren’t my fault.
I find that wearing an aluminum foil fedora helps with that.
I usually hold off installing apple updates on my iPhone until I absolutely need them but when I saw the new emergency update (14.4.1) I went ahead and installed it. Decide for yourself but the word I got is that it fixes a pretty nasty vulnerability.
An ad for funeral urns made in the USA just appeared on the previous EllGab page FFS. Talk about targeted advertising
I guess I will be photographing my latest post office order once I get it...
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Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36 I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.
@anniem is that your neighborhood?
@anniem
Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36 I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.
@anniem
Is your deck bigger than mine? 18 - 36 I've seen yours from a few angles now and it looks to be rather sizable.
Yes. There is a house to the right of the edge of the photo. Nice people there.WOW!
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.
@KSM - Size doesn't matter, don't suffer from deck envyKnew that was coming.
😁😁😁😁
It's the view that counts!
Glad to see you by the way, I was wondering earlier where you were.It's just a pop in. @anniem
Deck envy.Or in your case; Dick envy.
Or in your case; Dick envy.
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.
Anyways I had to completely remeasure my deck (THE MAIN ONE) (I HAVE FIVE!!!) if your ONE (hahaha) deck is 800 sq ft than it does in fact beat my 668 sq ft MAIN deck.
Well played 8) but I have THREE3 more!! :P
I could never understand why people calling in to a talk show thank the host for taking their call. If it weren't for callers the host would have to fill in with repetitious blather or verbal tap dancing and shadow puppetry as an alternative to dead air. Indeed, the host should be the one to express sincere thanks to the caller at the onset of the conversation for helping him avoid becoming another Heather Wade, Jus' sayin'.
WOW!
Great photo. So lovely and peaceful area. I don't know it I could live in your neighborhood. I would be so afraid of the insects and the animals. You know I saw the JERSEY DEVIL last summer.
Why do people say, "jus' sayin'"? Everyone knows someone is, including the author. And by using the apostrophe instead of the letter the writer is minimizing the worth of what he or she is saying which prefacing with jus(t) already does. Is this worth the time and energy to write and our time to read and ponder? Jus' askin'
We stayed off and on through the summer, we'll have to see about the bugs. So far, I only saw two spiders. The deer are fun to watch, lots of birds at the feeders including hummingbirds! Jackrabbits are around. We have heard coyotes and a neighbor said they saw one come from the side of our house out to the road, and a bobcat visited the slider downstairs the other morning. The main living area is on the second floor with a substantial deck. I don't like taking the dog out at night, but we have a petloo on the deck that she usually uses so I feel rather safe. There are no streetlights here, so unless there is a moon or no clouds, it is really really dark at night. So many stars to see. :)Wow, Wow, Wow! Jus' sayin'. You live one way and I another. ‘The Patty Duke Show’
I could never understand why people calling in to a talk show thank the host for taking their call. If it weren't for callers the host would have to fill in with repetitious blather or verbal tap dancing and shadow puppetry as an alternative to dead air. Indeed, the host should be the one to express sincere thanks to the caller at the onset of the conversation for helping him avoid becoming another Heather Wade, Jus' sayin'.@Kidnostad did Art Bell thank his callers?
You saw the JERSEY DEVIL? Oooh. Tell us the story! "It was a dark and stormy night...
Channeling Mark Twain? Spellin' it like you sayin' it."playing the devil's advocate." @sean92008
Jus' sayin'.
Self-effacing and a shield (even in jest) against an attack. Maybe in the same way somebody would preface a statement by saying "playing the devil's advocate."
[insert straw hat emoji here]
Why do people say, "jus' sayin'"? Everyone knows someone is, including the author. And by using the apostrophe instead of the letter the writer is minimizing the worth of what he or she is saying which prefacing with jus(t) already does. Is this worth the time and energy to write and our time to read and ponder? Jus' askin'
"playing the devil's advocate." @sean92008
Since the pandemic started, I would see the The governor of New York on the news giving us his updates. He reminds me of Al Pacino in the 1997 film--The Devil's Advocate.
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Cuomo is the classic example of double standards in the media. In favor of liberal/progressive/Democratic Socialists, of course. We've known for a year that he was up to no good with nursing homes and covid. Yet, they wait until their political agenda takes root with the shadow government behind no-know Joe.
I live EAST of the ROCKES. I grew up in a very old haunted house. No wonder I became a huge Art Bell fan. Over the years, I have traveled to visit haunted house and or locations. I joined an investigation with the TAPS ghost hunting team on an investigation at Fort Mifflin, Philly (2009). Grant Wilson’s energy was like a lighthouse to the other side of life.
Last summer, at NIGHT, cousin Bob and I were so happy. We were able to drive out of the New Jersey Pine Barrens without incident (GPS/On Star doesn't function well in the Pine Barrens). We were making jokes about the Jersey Devil. Bob was driving his truck and I was riding ‘shot gun.’ As cousin Bob drove onto the Atlantic City Expressway, I saw the Jersey Devil or a big headed deer. On the driver’s side window was a creature looking at us. I screamed “wild animals.†Bobby turned his head to look out his side window. To this day, Bob and I are not sure what we saw that night. @TigerLily
A deer. You saw a "big headed deer" Most probable configuration of variables (of the two) that do not have evidence.
Wow, Wow, Wow! Jus' sayin'. You live one way and I another. ‘The Patty Duke Show’
I do not like birds. Coyotes and bobcats? Oh dear! What is a “slider downstairs?†I know you will keep your puppy safe from those wild animals. I would love to see the moon and stars. I follow the Moon Phases for advice.
In my neighborhood, I have to wear sneakers, so I don’t fall down. Some streets/sidewalks are weird.
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I live EAST of the ROCKES. I grew up in a very old haunted house. No wonder I became a huge Art Bell fan. Over the years, I have traveled to visit haunted house and or locations. I joined an investigation with the TAPS ghost hunting team on an investigation at Fort Mifflin, Philly (2009). Grant Wilson’s energy was like a lighthouse to the other side of life.
Last summer, at NIGHT, cousin Bob and I were so happy. We were able to drive out of the New Jersey Pine Barrens without incident (GPS/On Star doesn't function well in the Pine Barrens). We were making jokes about the Jersey Devil. Bob was driving his truck and I was riding ‘shot gun.’ As cousin Bob drove onto the Atlantic City Expressway, I saw the Jersey Devil or a big headed deer. On the driver’s side window was a creature looking at us. I screamed “wild animals.†Bobby turned his head to look out his side window. To this day, Bob and I are not sure what we saw that night. @TigerLily
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That's just your opinion, man. Jus' sayin'.
Cuomo is the classic example of double standards in the media. In favor of liberal/progressive/Democratic Socialists, of course. We've known for a year that he was up to no good with nursing homes and covid. Yet, they wait until their political agenda takes root with the shadow government behind no-know Joe.
And why does every conversation have to go political? Jus' askin'. You guys are no fun to hang out with anymore. Jus' sayin'
Can't argue with that.
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The argue thread is over there. The politics forum is over there
They know where the threads are, they just can't resist grabbing their political pricks in threads for normal people.
threads for normal people.Like me. Normal and nice.
The argue thread is over there. The politics forum is over there
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Like you've never posted your political stuff in the non-pol threads
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@Kidnostad did Art Bell thank his callers?
@FISH from my memory the closest Art ever came to thanking his callers was if someone called in and said something like: “Hello Art. Thanks for taking my call. My name is Guido. I am in Chicago and I listen on WLS 890 am. I have a question for your guest and I will take my answer off the air.†Then Art may say “That’s how it’s done.â€
I still listen to the old shows and have no real reason why. It’s a lot of Art bitching about someone using a cell phone, not turning down their listening device or hitting the dump button to erase the caller’s last name. Followed by a stern chastisement about not allowing last names on the air.
@Kidnostad did Art Bell thank his callers?
See? The Dude doesn't say that. It's repetitive. You're sayin'. Jus' sayin' Jus' sayin'
Pretty annoying. Jus' sayin'
But you know I live to annoy you--Jus' sayin.
And you do a damn fine job, Mister
Look who KFC follows.
https://twitter.com/kfc
Just received an email from 23andMe telling me "Your Mosquito Bite Frequency report is waiting for you" and am I pumped or what...
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.
Look who KFC follows.
https://twitter.com/kfc
Look who KFC follows.
https://twitter.com/kfc
7 Herbs and the Spice Girls?
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.
Maybe I should do a "Best of Hillbilly Jim" at some point in the future. He did one of those DNA things. Hilarity ensued.
11 Herbs and Spices.Thank you. I was hoping someone would fix that. @GravitySucks 7 SEVEN?
Thank you. I was hoping someone would fix that. @GravitySucks 7 SEVEN?
Right now when I look there are 11 total followings. 6 Herbs and the spice girls.My dad (the one who sued me) knew a guy named HERB. Dad beat him up in a very bad way because he caught the Herb trying to steal a duck from one of the ponds. One Herb became 11 as he left our farm that day in said amount of pieces. When was the last time you knew or heard of a, HERB! ? I now know that Herb was actually a doctor. Herb was a doctor trying to make off with one of our quacks. We never knew why.
Strange to hear Hitler not shouting or losing his temper.
His lack of teeth due to a diet of beans and other soft edibles did play a part in the way he sounded. He was reported to have extremely bad breath.
Ya' know, the more I hear about that guy.. :-\
His lack of teeth due to a diet of beans and other soft edibles did play a part in the way he sounded. He was reported to have extremely bad breath.
Ya' know, the more I hear about that guy.. :-\
Strange to hear Hitler not shouting or losing his temper.
While listening to Sirius Old Time Radio today I heard a robot say to a human female "I want you to oil me, Lola." Okay, that's gotta be robot porn, no?
I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of itDr. Oz is a fraud. He didn't give me the courage I asked for :'(
I would imagine more often than not when a human says it to another human. Unless there is sun, sand and sea involved. And even then. But leave Dorothy and the Tin Man out of it
@Walks_At_Night
Forgive me but I feel like you would buy this just to have it. Being completely honest here I am seriously considering picking up a bottle. It just, seems, right! Any thoughts? Even as a novelty item or conversation piece on the work bench. You first..
http://costaricaconfidential.com/2016/08/wd-40-launches-mens-fragrance/
@KSMOk. I've ordered a bottle. Worst case scenario I'll give it to a guy downtown who'd love to drink it.
Oh hell yeah! I'd totally get that. It would have to sit on the workbench as a novelty though. Mrs. Walks...well she has a thing about smells from chemicals. :'(
In fact just today, she made me go out in the garage when I was going to use some Goof-Off to get the barcode label that was gummed all over the new pitcher she bought.
Goof Off has a good honest smell to it, right? She just wouldn't have it.
Years ago, before I learned to handle work stress better, I ended up with an ulcer and got put off from work for a few weeks. Doctor suggested I get a relaxing hobby.
Figured I'd build a model plane. Ulcer or not, Doctor's advice or not. Banished due to the smell. :(
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Ok. I've ordered a bottle. Worst case scenario I'll give it to a guy downtown who'd love to drink it.The stuff is my go-to on a lot of things. I used it to save a dry clean only jacket after it got a couple of drops of latex paint on it. It's also great for cleaning up grout that's gotten paint on it. Latex paint, that is. I don't know about oil-based.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginYou have the Christmas wonderland. I have the sunny day dirty melting snow happening. I can see my hibernating grass. It really should be the other way around.
You have the Christmas wonderland. I have the sunny day dirty melting snow happening. I can see my hibernating grass. It really should be the other way around.
Stilll snowing here. We're remote enough that it doesn't get dirty until you go into town. I am just loving this weather. We've been without snow for 30 years.My wife would be pushing for 3rd Christmas with that weather.
There are still birds here, I don't know why they haven't flown south for the winter.
My wife would be pushing for 3rd Christmas with that weather.
Enjoy. ...Annnd Merry Christmas :D
... I have the sunny day dirty melting snow happening. I can see my hibernating grass. It really should be the other way around.
Don't Drink & Drive, Please.
Don't Drink & Drive, Please.
A drunk driver slammed into a car I was in so hard that I stopped breathing. Becky helped get me restarted. Good think she knew what to do or you would be sitting at your computer with a vague feeling that something rather silly was missing.Oh my! I've always liked Becky. ;)
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
I brought Khao Tom Pla (actually salmon and shrimp) with me frozen. Down to my last quart though. Staying in a hotel this week so no kitchen. Last week the room didn’t have a kitchen either. I’m kinda jonesing for my own cooking. Definitely won’t be going out tomorrow night. Spring breakers on holiday and St Patrick’s Day is something I might have enjoyed 40 years ago.
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
We unpacked our pictures and paintings today, and started putting them up. Pizza made by I don't know who was dinner.
Okay, I am off to make dinner. Anyone been cooking anything fun and/or interesting lately? @ShayP , @GravitySucks , @KSM - I suppose using the instapot counts @Bart Ell
Cedar plank salmon over the weekend. The most divine thing ever, it's edible bliss.
Fire or grill (outside)
Soaked cedar plank
Maple brown sugar and spices marinated salmon pieces
And much fun cooking it as you try to keep the plank from catching fire. You have to move the fish around for an even cook. The whole thing is a balancing act in the most literal sense. But I tell ya the first bite is like being wrapped in joy. The cathedral of flavor with the taste of the cedar is indescribable when done right.
Served with herb and butter roasted potatoes and a quick flashed pepper medley or mushrooms.
Cigars and scotch for dessert.
There @PolkaDot
You ate a human pizza?! o.O
Love capers with salmon.YES INDEED. But they don't quite go with the above.
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Upside down Crested Butte. Made me dizzy.
Cedar plank salmon over the weekend. The most divine thing ever, it's edible bliss.
Fire or grill (outside)
Soaked cedar plank
Maple brown sugar and spices marinated salmon pieces
And much fun cooking it as you try to keep the plank from catching fire. You have to move the fish around for an even cook. The whole thing is a balancing act in the most literal sense. But I tell ya the first bite is like being wrapped in joy. The cathedral of flavor with the taste of the cedar is indescribable when done right.
Served with herb and butter roasted potatoes and a quick flashed pepper medley or mushrooms.
Cigars and scotch for dessert.
There @PolkaDot
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Oh, by the way, what was for dinner? :D @PolkaDot
@PolkaDot Nothing fun or interesting here. Just some simple red beans & rice for me, w/Chorizo. Not much rice though. Had some marinated tomatoes as a little side salad too. I've heard of the Instapot or Instant Pot...whatever the damn thing's called. I notice them in stores just by the advertisement but essentially ignore them. I don't even know how they work and I would never own one. Same with the air fryer. My buddy swears by it. Won't own that either. I digress...Oh yum- we eat a lot of beans & rice variations. Red beans & Rice with a little spice sounds good!
It's an Instant Pot, jerkface.All right, all right! Geeeeez, don't get your panties in a bunch - it makes that vein in your forehead turn purple @Bart Ell ::). That actually sounds fun, I like it. Why don't you have a rice cooker like a normal person? Mine sings to me in Korean. You and
I made sushi rice in it this afternoon and Char Siu this evening using the new air fryer lid version.
SMART PEOPLE INSTANT POT IT!
I brought Khao Tom Pla (actually salmon and shrimp) with me frozen. Down to my last quart though. Staying in a hotel this week so no kitchen. Last week the room didn’t have a kitchen either. I’m kinda jonesing for my own cooking. Definitely won’t be going out tomorrow night. Spring breakers on holiday and St Patrick’s Day is something I might have enjoyed 40 years ago.Nice! Is that soup @GravitySucks ? Whenever I see the "Tom" bit I always think soup but have no idea. :-\ Oh man, going out would be fun in the ski towns! Bad for Covid contraction, good for fun that you only remember a portion of.
I've been playing with pasta. I'm really enjoying it. Made agnolotti from left over roasts and cabbage sauté. I might try it with spinach next time. Fresh mushroom sauce one night and a simple red sauce another. I made fresh udon one night with pork. I am finding it to be really fun.
Tonight is the American St Patty's traditional: Corned Beef in Guinness with red potatoes, carrots and cabbage- and horseradish of course. :) Oh and fresh bread. Wanna come over? The husband bought extra beer @ShayP .
This pleases me. @PolkaDot I love it. The use of leftovers. I love the creativity. Are you using Semolina for your Agnolotti? Regardless, If I were able to come over it would happen, and your hubby would probably need more beer. ;) ;D But of course, I would bring extra provisions. :D
Your dinner sounds wonderful. I'm being lazy today and having leftovers. I was going to make corned beef but I'm in a rut and lacking passion for cooking. I am considering getting Taco Bell. :-\ My Irish blood will boil with self-hate!
It probably just wasn't given the proper amount of publicityThey should ask Falkie for tips on grifting.
https://nypost.com/2021/03/16/gofundme-to-pay-off-meghan-markle-and-harrys-mortgage-goes-bust/ (https://nypost.com/2021/03/16/gofundme-to-pay-off-meghan-markle-and-harrys-mortgage-goes-bust/)
Nice! Is that soup @GravitySucks ? Whenever I see the "Tom" bit I always think soup but have no idea. :-\ Oh man, going out would be fun in the ski towns! Bad for Covid contraction, good for fun that you only remember a portion of.
Sounds fun....but I wouldn't eat that. Well, except the veg. And the scotch. +1You wouldn't eat it because your pea-brain is incapable of comprehending how special it is. Like I need a + fucking 1 ::)
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Over the years I would travel to visit how others celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.
2021...
All this talk of St Patrick's Day, I didn't even realize it was today.
Once upon a time, it was great fun in San Francisco to gather in and around a few of the Irish bars after work, close the street, set up a band, drink a few beers, and socialize.
A young mayor soon put a stop to all that. Oh sure, those streets continued to be closed, but now they were also cordoned off with police tape, with cops posted at the intersection to hassle and arrest anyone holding a beer. An abrupt end to a tradition, and ensure no fun was had by anyone. Thanks, Gavin.
Back in the day I worked part-time bartending. After working until closing one St. Patrick's day night my fingers were stained with green food coloring for three days. Have had an aversion to green beer ever since.
My memory may be failing me, I believe the last time I had green beer may have been with a drinking buddy named Dan McLain (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Dick_Montana)
I don't know how I found my car and, I remember this clearly, after drinking all-you-can-drink green beer by paying $5 for a beer cup, that I found myself driving on the freeway not knowing how I got to that point. That was the last time I was a blotto driver.
That night also included me (accidentally) butting heads with a beautiful blonde who approached me with an offer to dance (I think). My profuse apologies followed.
I remember the place, Jose Murphy's. I remember the street. I remember looking for my car. I remember realizing I was on the freeway. I remember the things I remember in vivid color, BUT today I called a vowel a noun.
I promised myself that, once I get bad, I'm outta here.
Remember the green vomit? Yeah, I do too.
My excesses rarely got me to vomit. I made many-a-deal with god in exchange to avoid vomiting.A
I believe I need 16 more children to sacrifice at the altar
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Over the years I would travel to visit how others celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.LOL, no offense taken @FISH ....I've been called worse. ;) Corned Beef is literally Salted Beef (ya know, the "corned" part?) But Okay. You do you. And I will definitely pass on the uplifting read, I don't want to cry myself to sleep. :'(
2021, I am home. My roots? Go read “Angela’s Ashes.†My family’s ham and cabbage dinner is similar to a collard greens recipe. However, I don’t use smoked ham hocks. I buy a cheap salty greasy piece of pork (butt/shoulder). The grease and salt makes the cabbage and potatoes wonderful. No reason to add a bunch of newfangled ingredients. Corned Beef and horseradish? Corned Beef is for the Hoity-toity folks. Corned beef has no grease or salt…so what good it is?
No offense @PolkaDot
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You wouldn't eat it because your pea-brain is incapable of comprehending how special it is. Like I need a + fucking 1 ::)visitors can't see pics , please register or login
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1372962811085750276LOL, I like how his eyebrow goes up when he's talking.
LOL, no offense taken @FISH ....I've been called worse. ;) Corned Beef is literally Salted Beef (ya know, the "corned" part?) But Okay. You do you. And I will definitely pass on the uplifting read, I don't want to cry myself to sleep. :'(@PolkaDot ...well you are a Hoity-toity type of gal.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginGIMME MY POINT BACK!!! YEAOTCH!!
And you're right, I should have said -2 !!! :o
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1372962811085750276What reverb unit do you folks think the EVPs carry around with them?
What reverb unit do you folks think the EVPs carry around with them?
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM calls me ‘fishywishy.’ I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.†I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab. I am surrounded by clean non-city people.
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Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab. I am surrounded by clean non-city people.
Did you forget where I was born and raised, and now reside again? @FISH
I believe that she did. I can see why she maybe discounted me - I had pretty grubby origins but got out. All I have to offer is that after decades of living in the South, I still sound like my friend Carl Gratiot here:
I believe that she did. I can see why she maybe discounted me - I had pretty grubby origins but got out. All I have to offer is that after decades of living in the South, I still sound like my friend Carl Gratiot here:
Now you sound like Falkie...
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?@FISH
@KSM calls me ‘fishywishy.’ I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin. Mary Malone died on 13 June 1699. June 13th is "Molly Malone Day.†I was born on the 13th of June and I live very close to a river.
I am starting to feel so alone in EllGab. I am surrounded by clean non-city people.
Did you forget where I was born and raised, and now reside again? @FISH
Compared to Senda. Oooff. ;)
I've never said ya'all and I guess I never will at this point. Don't care for grits and I'd just calle the guy an arsehole over "bless his heart".
I guess after 30 years there has been some effect though. I'd now call the young lady pictured below"full grown" which is probably an improvement over the "brick shit house" phrase , if I am super busy at work on a given day, I may just get a "pack of Nabs" out of the machine rather than to go to the cafeteria. From Hillbilly Jim, I've picked of "gaum" - as in "this function is all gaumed up now". Turn about is fair play in that on occasion Jim will say "Ah Jeez......" and he didn't get that from Noory. He got it from me.
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Now you sound like Falkie trying to convince people of his REAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH origins while wearing his shirt with the “Pittsburgh-ese†sayings. HA.
If being in the South (speaking as a born and bred “Suthenerâ€) this long hasn’t gotten you to the y’all, Bless ya heart, Yo momma and ‘dem, and I really do love grits stage...well, I don’t know what to say.
🤔🤭SMH
@FISHthanks for the nice birthday wish, I think.
I called you "Fishywishy" once. I've no plans to perpetuate this. Ok? It was a one time shot. And besides! You're a tough chicky, you can take it.
Don't feel alone. That's stupid.
Happy eventual and belated birthday. May you have and have had a great ones on that days.
...fuck sakes ::)
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For Pete's sake, what does @KSM mean?
@Walks_At_Night this my jawn!
For Pete's sake, what does @KSM mean?
Now you sound like Falkie trying to convince people of his REAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH origins while wearing his shirt with the “Pittsburgh-ese†sayings. HA.
If being in the South (speaking as a born and bred “Suthenerâ€) this long hasn’t gotten you to the y’all, Bless ya heart, Yo momma and ‘dem, and I really do love grits stage...well, I don’t know what to say.
🤔🤭SMH
Compared to Senda. Oooff. ;)
I've never said ya'all and I guess I never will at this point. Don't care for grits and I'd just calle the guy an arsehole over "bless his heart".
I guess after 30 years there has been some effect though. I'd now call the young lady pictured below"full grown" which is probably an improvement over the "brick shit house" phrase , if I am super busy at work on a given day, I may just get a "pack of Nabs" out of the machine rather than to go to the cafeteria. From Hillbilly Jim, I've picked of "gaum" - as in "this function is all gaumed up now". Turn about is fair play in that on occasion Jim will say "Ah Jeez......" and he didn't get that from Noory. He got it from me.
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Isn’t she precious?
Am I the only one that was born, raised and lives in a "Dirty Old Town" in EllGab?
@KSM calls me ‘fishywishy.’ I have earned the right to sing IRISH PUB SONGS.
My middle name is Mary. Molly is the nickname for Mary. "Molly Malone" (also known as "Cockles and Mussels" or "In Dublin's Fair City") is a popular song set in Dublin, Ireland, which has become its unofficial anthem. The song tells the fictional tale of a FISHWIFE who plied her trade on the streets of Dublin...
Why isn't it called England Yard?
I had, through positive reinforcement, taught one of my cats to lay down on command. It was mostly for selfish motivations; he would get on my lap and circle around while I was trying to work on something, so I taught him to lay down...He no longer recognizez your "Authority" Tough gig, dude
Lately, it's been 3 days now, this little bastard doesn't lay down!
Worse, he reaches out and touches my goddamn phone. I don't care about the potential for toxoplasmosis. That's not really a risk, but I am pissed off as he's created all sorts of problems including hitting back buttons when I'm filling out forms, etc.
Argh!
Why isn't it called England Yard?I used to work for a former Scotland yard detective. He said they all use to find it amusing that the rest of the world was so taken with the Ripper case. It seemed common knowledge to them who he was but we.. all insist on "perpetuating the damn thing with movies and film"
I used to work for a former Scotland yard detective. He said they all use to find it amusing that the rest of the world was so taken with the Ripper case. It seemed common knowledge to them who he was but we.. all insist on "perpetuating the damn thing with movies and film"
Dude was a hard-ass.
...It seemed common knowledge to them who he was but we.. all insist on "perpetuating the damn thing with movies and film"
Dude was a hard-ass.
He no longer recognizez your "Authority" Tough gig, dude
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Ok? @FISH Have a blessed day. :)
Interesting. Did he happen to say who the Ripper was?
@Rikki Gins - enquiring minds want to know!
@KSMLike me ALOT ? Hmm that was easy.THANK YOU!!!!
I feel like I am learning to like you. ALOT!!!!
Interesting. Did he happen to say who the Ripper was?@Rikki Gins
@Rikki Gins
I worked for him between 99 and 03. So I cannot quote him verbatim but I think he was fucking with me. Maybe not.
After he had his chuckle about westerners being suckers for a good story ::) (He was now a Canadian citizen - funny how that works) I asked him outright who he The Ripper was. This part I remember well "Ahh! you're putting language in my mouth, nobody said anything about a she!" From there I imagine I went out and served papers or confiscated/repo'd a car or TV as per my job.
I really liked Walter Sickert as a suspect. The artist. I believe 20/20 or one of those shows did a piece on him being the ripper. Very compelling.
But if the ripper was indeed a SHE? I think it's kinda hot!
A she. Hmm. I read this:Yeah, that's the book. Worth reading? @anniem Based on ripper letters DNA if I recall the television segment correctly.
Ripper: The Secret Life of Walter Sickert by Patricia Cornwell. Interesting.
Yeah, that's the book. Worth reading? @anniem Based on ripper letters DNA if I recall the television segment correctly.
There's no way a SHE could do what was done. Ya' know, coz girls are nice.
Virginia Commonwealth University got eliminated in the first round of the NCAA BBall Tournament. Shit!!!The fix is in.
It was a very good read. The latest thing I heard as I recall was they were looking at that HH Holmes guy for it. Have you heard that @KSM ?It wasn't HH Holmes. I know very well who he is and although he reeeaaally got around, he wasn't that talented. His funky hotel in Chicago (( shoutout @GravitySucks )) was enough to occupy him in real time.
The fix is in.
Weird shit going on with AirBnB. Glitches and all kinds of problems "due to covid" ...
I wonder how many of these places now have a non-fixable bed bug problem
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...
I have yet to see it online.
The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.
Here we go, again...
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...
I have yet to see it online.
The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.
Here we go, again...
Over an hour ago, I heard the name of the man arrested for the shooting at the Boulder Colorado King Sooper market...Muslim? I hope you're right! I hope he's got seven H's in his name a carts around a basket of snakes.
I have yet to see it online.
The name, as it sounded to me, was a traditional Muslim name.
Here we go, again...
Lol bloomers
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It's kinda quiet around here....
I started this thread with a post about how men could extend their lives by staring atCarrying on with the personal pronoun joke...women’sthem's breasts. Unfortunately the code ninjas decided to eliminate the link during an early software upgrade. Why do the code ninjas hatewomenthem?
Carrying on with the personal pronoun joke...
🙄🙄🙄
I'm having a coffee that smells like an ashtray.There's alot in there. Alot of WHY's..
I miss cigarettes, I miss cigarette smoke. I miss women who smoke.
There's alot in there. Alot of WHY's..
- Let's start with the women who smoke. Not to be confused with smoking hot women. What is it about those women that you miss?
- How long have you been a non smoker and how many years did you smoke?
- How is your skin? Are you leathery..?
@sean92008
I'm filing a Quart Order to Walmart delivery for milk, a dozen eggs, and a half pound of bacon. ;DIf you tell them to give you a Falkie-sized order... Instead of delivering the goods directly to the store, they just pull the semi up to your place.
If you tell them to give you a Falkie-sized order... Instead of delivering the goods directly to the store, they just pull the semi up to your place.I did. If they don't deliver, I'll file a court order instead. ;D
I did. If they don't deliver, I'll file a court order instead. ;D
+1
You can double your opportunity by taking a bus to file the court documents.Why would I take a bus?
Why would I take a bus?
To sue the bus company. Try to fall hard... Falkie-style.Ooh! ;D Okay, but I don't like Falkie's style.
Ooh! ;D Okay, but I don't like Falkie's style.I was following your lead... Falkie wants to sue everybody and eat even more.
I was just doin' a play on words. Quart Order, Court Order? Never mind. I ruined it, my bad.
I was following your lead... Falkie wants to sue everybody and eat even more.
I started this thread with a post about how men could extend their lives by staring at women’s breasts. Unfortunately the code ninjas decided to eliminate the link during an early software upgrade. Why do the code ninjas hate women?I blame Heather Wade.
As soon as all this covid is over and life resumes as "normal" The She will be back to traveling internationally on business leaving me alone for 7-10 day periods a few times a year. I do enjoy my own company for the most part but there are those times when I am forced to.. bend it like Backham 8) Oooh sure I could have others do this for me but then I have to spend time with them afterwards. It's a thing.. :-\@KSM maybe you're not paying
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784Nice beavers don’t taste fishy at all.
I blame Heather Wade.
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784
Hi, are you home?
Nope. Still in Colorado.
Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA! ::) I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!
I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.
Nope. Still in Colorado.Stay awhile, Texans have a habit of doing that in our fair state.
Speaking of places, I guess I'm going to need to move.You're going to have to move to the boonies.
My dream place would be out of california, In-N-Out Burger, Costco, Home Depot, Lowe's, Walmart and low taxes (reflected in low gas prices, economical housing, etc...)
I'm screwed, aren't i? I don't think I'm going to find any place like that.
I have thought about South Dakota, Wyoming, Idaho, Tennessee...
I have a limited ceiling on my budget. I thought of buying a place but I guess I should rent and make sure I like some place first, right?
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Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA! ::) I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!
I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.
Sister n' law and her scrawny nerd-ass husband planning on renewing their vows for their 20th in two years. IN BORA BORA! ::) I hate the destination wedding assholes but these fuckers are taking it to the next level. Apparently there are cabins right on the water and you can watch the fish through the floor. SO. WHAT!
I think I'll come down with an inoperable tumor at the base of my spine a month before.
https://twitter.com/krisreports/status/1375058712012918784Ha! Glad to see they have a supervisor available for the all-important beaver watching job.
So they're basically sending you a bill for thousands of dollars, a long-ass flight, and to go on a vacation they want. Great. It's not even a wedding, frankly I don't think there is any obligation on your part, so it's up to you whether you want to go or not (''you'', meaning your wife, so you're screwed).
It might be fun, I'm more of a packpack through Asia type, so I'd be bored after about 20 minutes on the beach - unless there was something else to do
Stop being such a grump @KSM ! You might actually enjoy yourself. Or your wife could leave your grump ass at home with the other growly husbands and take me instead. I want to watch fish through the floor. Sun gives me freckles.No doubt she would like you. A fellow vaginal mouthpiece that doesn't know her place. @PolkaDot
Use my line: Why thank you for the offer! Send me the tickets... Open bar? Massages? 😁😁😁I hear ya'
No?
Oops, our passports have expired, not enough time to get them renewed.... I sent a check, they cashed it. They must have lost it in processing...
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1375597729192292356
I really do want out.
Ahem , I don’t know my place? ??? Interesting theory @KSM . All I’m hearing is a bunch of men with sphincters so tight they have the ability to make precious stones. A girl needs more than diamonds, where’s your sense of adventure? Please remember that you’re the arm candy and I don’t pay to hear your opinions. Meanwhile, I’ll be in touch with your wife, we have some serious shopping to do and only two years to do it in.
No doubt she would like you. A fellow vaginal mouthpiece that doesn't know her place. @PolkaDot
@KSM Then don't go, and don't make an excuse as to why you are not. A simple..."Best wishes to you both, but I'm not up for the trip. I'm so happy you two have made it this far and are so committed to each other. Love is a beautiful thing. As you already know, I wish you both nothing but the best. Have a safe trip home. Looking forward to seeing you another time."I’m now reconsidering everything you’ve ever said to me @ShayP . :-\
Then send them a gift or whatever. ;)
It was HIS honor. @Bart Ell Like, Mr. Carnation...I too will welcome the anal probe without anesthesia. In fact, no lube either. I just hope those aliens have good enough aim to get it dead center into my ruby red starfruit. I don't want to have to reach back and guide them. Plus, I'm hoping they can relieve me of my hemorrhoids.Oh boy.
One thing I'm not clear on is, should I get a wax or maybe do a cleanse beforehand. Or are we just winging it?
... Only problem with that is that EVERYTHING is included. Wife's parents are uber filthy rich and will be covering...
... All I’m hearing is a bunch of men with sphincters so tight they have the ability to make precious stones...
... where’s your sense of adventure?...
Have you experience with this sort of event?
Not in some pampered foo-foo tourist resort with the in-laws
It was HIS honor. @Bart Ell Like, Mr. Carnation...I too will welcome the anal probe without anesthesia. In fact, no lube either. I just hope those aliens have good enough aim to get it dead center into my ruby red starfruit. I don't want to have to reach back and guide them. Plus, I'm hoping they can relieve me of my hemorrhoids.
One thing I'm not clear on is, should I get a wax or maybe do a cleanse beforehand. Or are we just winging it?
Before our very eyes...Somebody's on the booze tonight. Yeesh! ::)
And yes Dear, you do seem like the rather rough and tumble adventuresnortsort. ::)
Wait- one more just for emphasis ::)
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.Hope you too are well @Chine Pop in more often. You're a good one. I'm an awful one. Balance is required.
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.
I really do want out. I am counting on the vaccine passport requirement to keep my unvaccinated ass from attending.
Only problem with that is that EVERYTHING is included. Wife's parents are uber filthy rich and will be covering everybody's airfare. Both ways of course. @sean92008
HelloDon't try and piggyback on my sweet action, lady!
Don't try and piggyback on my sweet action, lady!
@KSM Then don't go, and don't make an excuse as to why you are not. A simple..."Best wishes to you both, but I'm not up for the trip. I'm so happy you two have made it this far and are so committed to each other. Love is a beautiful thing. As you already know, I wish you both nothing but the best. Have a safe trip home. Looking forward to seeing you another time."That sounds pretty good, neighbor. You can also throw in one or more of your “standards,†like this one. ;)
Then send them a gift or whatever. ;)
I’m now reconsidering everything you’ve ever said to me @ShayP . :-\
That sounds pretty good, neighbor. You can also throw in one or more of your “standards,†like this one. ;)
“You are special. You’re special to me. There’s only one in this wonderful world.â€
@ShayP --just drop a bombshell.
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I really do want out....
These should get you ready, some funny shit.The first one I'll definitely watch. Hehe
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The first one I'll definitely watch. Hehe
They're books..@PB
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.Welcome back. Post often.
@PB
Would it kill ya to not point shit out like that? Man, let a fucker dream! Maybe I want to stare at a book cover whilst thinking about sexual negro folks who'd enjoy me as food. Thus digesting me and depositing me in various bountiful stinky poop lumps all over the island.
YUCK!
WARNING: Anything labeled as an energy drink that also includes stuff about weight loss is dangerous!
My regular bowel movement moved up by about 2 hours!
I am addicted! Fuck coffee...
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and I thought it was a bad day because I couldn't get any coffee...
@sean92008 You're drinking that every day in place of coffee? Not sure why it would move your movements.
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.Now I’m going to have to pop on a Siouxsie disc.
@PB
Would it kill ya to not point shit out like that?...
Before our very eyes...
And yes Dear, you do seem like the rather rough and tumble adventuresnortsort. ::)
Wait- one more just for emphasis ::)
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause. Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500? ::)
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause. Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500? ::)
Now I’m going to have to pop on a Siouxsie disc.I like you a little more now @whoozit .
You might be surprised, we should compare travel experiences some time.Absolutely. I love good travel stories. Start a thread @PB .
Who the fuck is wasting a plus 1 on me? Fuck sakes it's a lost cause. Like I'm longing for the sweet day when I hit -500? ::)+1
Been a long time. Just popped in to look around a bit but missed a lot. Hope everyone is well.
#BlameBart
APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
"Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation"
ART BELL enjoyed April Fool's Day.
I do miss all the fun we HAD in The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade.
I wonder where did our Landlubbers go? @Moosie , @Journey @Dyna-X , @Doomed and @timebandit .
I usually explode things right up front. I think it's a side effect of being publicly criticized and scrutinized for decades (it wasn't all negative, but...). Kind of a preemptive "I don't care what you think" move.
I have been having to restrain myself regarding some issues that may have some very big legal/financial benefit to me. It is killing me. The stress of the situation alone is pretty bad, not being able to blow back and vent some steam on these assholes is making it even more stressful.
I was never a great fisherman, but I feel like I'm learning with this event. Luring them in slowly, one sentence at a time.
This is what happens when you've lived with your heart predominantly displayed on your sleeve for all these years.
I am evolving. I don't name drop and play the "let's do lunch" thing anywhere near what I used to. I guess this is another phase.
The name dropping could be fun. ;) ;) ;)no
Is Hoagland still doing a show? I wonder if he still thinks the EM drive is the gateway to interstellar travel.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a35991457/emdrive-thruster-fails-tests
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.
I think that only applies to the British. You should be fine for years to come.
Have you seen the MLB thread?
LOL!!! Yeah, I'm in there. Not insufferable though. I think. ???
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.Men. ::)
Tick tock.
I am not sure at what age men become insufferable old twats who complain about everything but I do know I want to die 1 year before whenever that is.
How old are you, you may be close.
Tick tock for me then!
I hope there is some sort of warning that the change is happening so I can go out gracefully.
Hang tough Bart. You've got squirrels to fight yet. Don't let them furry bastards win!
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Know what pisses me off?
Geese crossing the road and cars stopping for those little pricks.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST?
Crap, I can feel the change happening.
It may be too late.
Move here man. The damn Geese never leave.
Don't cousins fuck cousins there?
A bit too cozy for my liking.
Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.
Well yes, some of that does go on but the BBQ is good and you only have to shovel snow once every two years.
https://twitter.com/g_knapp/status/1378927011352125440That poor planet. :( Never stood a chance
Fart rays... Silent but deadly.You keep that away.. go outside, blow some leaves.
My brother's cat will grab a spoon and eat from it.ewwww. :(
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@Spookcat
Where the fuck is my negative karma? This is awful.
Where the fuck is my negative karma? This is awful.In don’t know, Tigger seems okay with it.
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In don’t know, Tigger seems okay with it.Who cares what he thinks. I'm poo! Pooh? WHATEVER! I'M THE FUCKING LOVEABLE BEAR!
LOLWho cares what he thinks. I'm poo! Pooh? WHATEVER! I'M THE FUCKING LOVEABLE BEAR!
https://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/actor-wil-wheaton-gets-vaccinated-at-california-state-university-bakersfield
Who cares if Wil Wheaton gets his shot or not.
https://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/actor-wil-wheaton-gets-vaccinated-at-california-state-university-bakersfieldWesley, even a bigger bitch than his mother.
Who cares if Wil Wheaton gets his shot or not.
Speaking of, I just got the Roddenberry Trekker vaccine. May or may not prevent the compulsion to attend cosplay events. I figure, why not?Mr. Pointy Ears is on standby.
However, I am concerned about the painful Horta bumps forming around the injection site.
NO HURT I my ass.
>:(
Mr. Pointy Ears is on standby.
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@KSM:) ;D The holsters are pretty funny. I have that exact holster and I always think that it depicts two smiling cyclops or one set of boobies. :) :)
What in the fuck is a Erection Wrench? And why does anyone need a 2-pocket erection wrench holster?
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Wesley, even a bigger bitch than his mother.
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Oh, that's one MILF.... Doctor Crusher... Ahhh. Engage!
You can have the Doctor. I will take the Captain. Too long in the tooth now. But I bet he was a prime specimen at full salute during TNG. And he could whisper Shakespeare sonnets inbetween Borg attacks
Not Ryker?
(Pre- and post-beard, he was rather striking.)
Couldn't hold a phaser to Jean Luc
Couldn't hold a phaser to Jean LucI never liked the NG. The series looked like an after school special. No edge whatsoever.
[ You are not allowed to view attachments ] Well, received the boxes today. Three of them. Two of them are going internationally. All of them are going home. Covid kept tribute shows and memorials from taking place... I had driven to L.A. to collect them all for safe keeping.
The three of them had success somewhere. I'm sure there's a YouTube video or two of each one of them. In preparing for this, I cannot help but think about the Beatles' road manager, Mal Evans. (His remains never got to their destination.)
Frankly, I'm doing this on my dime because they're cheap-assed greedy families who won't do it themselves. Royalty checks keep coming in but they won't spend a few bucks on repatriating the remains.
(No one in this video is related to the above comments...)
Now what's all this about?
Why can’t washer and dryers with pedestals be made to a specific height? I just wasted a couple of hours raising the cabinets in my laundry room 3 inches. Now I am waiting for putty to dry so I can paint.
Why can’t washer and dryers with pedestals be made to a specific height? I just wasted a couple of hours raising the cabinets in my laundry room 3 inches. Now I am waiting for putty to dry so I can paint.Alllways up to something ain't cha'
Huh, are you a shortist?
;D ;D ;D
Electricians are assholes.
Twice now in the last eight months I've been called to a job site because one of my guys finds himself in a physical altercation with some arrogant, self entitled, wire-boy who cannot be bothered to mind other peoples works in progress. Are they this way from birth or is it learned with the trade?
Yeah, but Ryker had Troi. Stud.
Yes Picard had a massive crush on Crusher, but to score with an empath is like triple points.
Electricians are assholes.
Twice now in the last eight months I've been called to a job site because one of my guys finds himself in a physical altercation with some arrogant, self entitled, wire-boy who cannot be bothered to mind other peoples works in progress. Are they this way from birth or is it learned with the trade?
Hmmm. The whole empath echo ability. Sweet. How about Locutus and Seven of Nine?
From a family of IBEW members (including myself for a short time), there are a lot of antisocial electrical workers out there. Part of it is the fact that it's kind of a loner job and people who aren't very good glad handing and being diplomatic get those types of jobs. If you have any personality, the unions usually try to tap you as customer interface, salesman, instructors or foremen.Wire-boys tend to make the most money and most often do not have to get dirty and messy like the drywallers, painters, and occasionally flooring guys. Drywallers by most accounts really are the scum of the Earth but at least they know they're bottom of the boot just one level lower than painters. We floor types are one level lower than the electricals when it comes to $$$ so it sticks in their craw. They are also perfectly aware that nobody likes them..
No exaggeration here, highly functioning asperger-suffering people were often recruited into the trades because they were able to really make sure that things were done right and they didn't waste their time socializing.
What's worse? Electrical inspectors. They're the biggest douchebags in the world full of cunts.
By the way, what kind of Union would vote for somebody who seeks to eliminate their jobs? The IBEW, the international brotherhood of electrical workers.
...Drywallers by most accounts really are the scum of the Earth but at least they know they're bottom of the boot just one level lower than painters...I always got a laugh when Michael Weiner AKA Savage referred to Sean Hannity as “The Wallbanger,†due to his working as a drywaller/painter. ;D
Wire-boys tend to make the most money and most often do not have to get dirty and messy like the drywallers, painters, and occasionally flooring guys. Drywallers by most accounts really are the scum of the Earth but at least they know they're bottom of the boot just one level lower than painters. We floor types are one level lower than the electricals when it comes to $$$ so it sticks in their craw. They are also perfectly aware that nobody likes them..
Inspectors, for the most part, are power tripping empty vessels. They can ruin dreams faster than fire!
In other news - I just ate four cinnamon buns and my head is pounding while my stomach is in knots as it tries to make sense of what I have just done.. Fuck. ME!
My car really needed gas. For some reason the husband kept not filling it up. Not sure what was up with that. ??? I finally had to resort to driving his truck. He FINALLY filled my tank. 8)
Good help is so hard to find these days.
My car really needed gas. For some reason the husband kept not filling it up. Not sure what was up with that. ??? I finally had to resort to driving his truck. He FINALLY filled my tank. 8)Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.
Good help is so hard to find these days.
Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.
In NJ, customers are not allowed to fill their own tanks.Can they fill their cars? Who owns a tank.
Can they fill their cars? Who owns a tank.
Can they fill their cars? Who owns a tank.Well, it is Joysee. I might prefer a tank over a vehicle with just bulletproof glass.
Maybe he was empowering to to fill it yourself.NO, Juan. >:(
Two things I've only recently learned:I'll be sure to tell my husband.
1) Never overfill the tank. Liquid gas spilling into the gas fume evap system is a bad thing.
2) Never let it go low. The gas lubricates and cools the fuel pump.
I'll be sure to tell my husband.And the spousal unit?
So the trades aren't smacking each other on the ass while flexing and making kissy faces at each other? Sharing around their tools like a sexy tradesman boys club?Your sexual fantasy; bunch o' 6 o clock shadow scruffy sinewy limbed tradesmen hanging out all day.
And the spousal unit?
Your sexual fantasy; bunch o' 6 o clock shadow scruffy sinewy limbed tradesmen hanging out all day.
The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.
Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.
I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.
First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.
LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.
Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.
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The front porch on my barndiminium has 2 ten foot 4x6 posts holding up the overhang. I wanted something with more character. Last September I cut down to cedar trees to use as posts.
Once I finally got the bark off of them, the sap wood was much lighter than I wanted for the posts.
I bought two different stain/sealers to enhance the grain of the wood.
First I used a mahogany stain (2 coats) for the deep crevasses that in several places go all the way to the red cedar heartwood. Then I used 3 coats of redwood stain/sealer for the 2 logs. I think they turned out really nice.
LPT: Using a fake sheepskin car washing mitt allows you to stain 2 11’ logs in 3 minutes per coat.
Sanding the logs by hand to make them smooth took much longer.
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As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.
Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::) This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"
What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?
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As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.Lead balloon. That's one Lilly white Jesus.
Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::) This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"
What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?
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First thought... Mel Gibson with short hair.YES! @sean92008 James motherfuckin' Brolin!
Looking at it longer... Not so sure.
James Brolin?
And that is Jesus, the Gameshow Host!!!Who's Soul Is It Anyway ? @anniem
YES! @sean92008 James motherfuckin' Brolin!
Jesus married Barbara Streisand. What a fucking coincidence... Every time one of her songs comes on the radio I say "Why in Christ's sake are they playing this shit?"My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..
Now I know.
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..Who came out, Barbra or your MIL?
Who came out, Barbra or your MIL?
My mother n law loves "Barbara". When she came out back in October 2019 for 9 DAYS! The She decided to purchase the Memories album online for her moms visit. It was blaring throughout the house Halloween day and I remember carving the pumpkins out with my huge very sharp knives.. I began to drink.. the violent possibilities/scenarios began to play out in my head..@juan Seriously. Sometimes you're absolutely Strangle Worthy. ::)
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.
Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.
When she cashes out she'll be sending a check or money order out Senda's way then? He needs iPad #22 and GoPro #3 after all.
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.
Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.
I was expecting an overnight package to arrive today... FedEx.
It arrived at the shooting scene in Indianapolis two hours ago. Due to arrive on the west coast tonight. Much is riding on it. ☹ï¸
Sometimes I don't have such good luck with fedex.
I remember they used to make a big deal about the white boxes. Proving that they didn't walk all over them, like UPS is always accused of doing.
I can honestly say that most larger packages I've received that were shipped via UPS had a shoe/boot print on them. I also had some regardless of size that looked like they were put in a tumbler. The corners of the boxes were smashed, tape was broken, etc.Oh, they tumble! They literally dump containers out sometimes like those big dump trucks, one side goes up...
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.Oh Dear, I'm not sure I could survive the zoo...I heard there wasn't hot water. :(
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.
Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.
That's great! I hope it bears full financial fruit.
in 2013 when Justin was making his weed/pot/mary-jane promises we sunk 10 into pot stocks. Needless to say that 2014/15 were geereat . We dumped very early in 2016. Was the right decision.
@PolkaDot coin? Ugly rugs and blended whisky.. no thanks.
Her next buy is @PolkaDot coin.
If it flops then I will send @PolkaDot to the zoo.
It's only fair.
@PolkaDot coin? Ugly rugs and blended whisky.. no thanks.
I'm beginning to think some of the men around here don't appreciate me properly. I'm considering a revolt.Leave out of it.
my taste in whiskey is better than your taste in Scotch. :PBULLSHIT!
I'm beginning to think some of the men around here don't appreciate me properly. I'm considering a revolt.
I can honestly say that most larger packages I've received that were shipped via UPS had a shoe/boot print on them. I also had some regardless of size that looked like they were put in a tumbler. The corners of the boxes were smashed, tape was broken, etc.
I'm so confused!!!
The Japanese media is reporting that a professional stripper has been arrested for stripping at a strip club in Tokyo.
As I have posted in the past my wife primarily employs Jehovah's Witness's - 6 of 8 in fact. This was not intentional, it's just turned out this way.
Recently one of them left this leaflet on her desk as he was going to be hosting a zoom gathering last Saturday and wanted her (wife) to watch and critique his delivery. Of course he wasn't trying to convert her but rather just wanted her opinion on how he came across on the meeting ::) This didn't go over well and he was warned to "leave his faith at home"
What I can't figure out is what actor this particular Jesus looks like. ?
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I'm so confused!!!
The Japanese media is reporting that a professional stripper has been arrested for stripping at a strip club in Tokyo.
I met a few JW's in Japan. Apparently they aren't supposed to socialize outside of their faith unless they are attempting toconvertteach.
I met a few JW's in Japan. Apparently they aren't supposed to socialize outside of their faith unless they are attempting toRelated: I once sat next to a Japanese student on a flight from JFK to Toronto (UP and suddenly DOWN) She was connecting to Tokyo from Toronto to spend a month with family and was not looking forward to it. They were not meeting her at the airport in Tokyo and she was extremely worried about the transit situation. She was almost teary eyed at times so the mind wanders as I assume there was something else going on other than a trip to see family.. I think about here a lot. :(convertteach.
Related: I once sat next to a Japanese student on a flight from JFK to Toronto (UP and suddenly DOWN) She was connecting to Tokyo from Toronto to spend a month with family and was not looking forward to it. They were not meeting her at the airport in Tokyo and she was extremely worried about the transit situation. She was almost teary eyed at times so the mind wanders as I assume there was something else going on other than a trip to see family.. I think about here a lot. :(
..hope she made it :-\
Now all the possibilities are making me sad :(
The rudest asses in Japan I encountered? LDS & JWs. They would walk through wedding photos, family events, they walked through a big family greeting... None of it was on an open path either. They went out of their way to be assholes.
They didn't realize that most of the family spoke English.
Related: I once sat next to a Japanese student on a flight from JFK to Toronto (UP and suddenly DOWN) She was connecting to Tokyo from Toronto to spend a month with family and was not looking forward to it. They were not meeting her at the airport in Tokyo and she was extremely worried about the transit situation. She was almost teary eyed at times so the mind wanders as I assume there was something else going on other than a trip to see family.. I think about here a lot. :(
..hope she made it :-\
Sorry. Maybe she was also running from that LIT CITY guy who expressed his unbridled and horrific desire for you at the other place.
You were nice about it though.. TOO NICE, Spookydear.
@Spookcat
Yeah.... he's blocked now. He got really creepy. He thought I had a fox pet.
BULLSHIT!It's too sweet.
And I offered to buy you ANY bottle of whiskey of your choice up $500! You turned that offer down. Not my fault you disagree with many a whiskey kings who sing the praises of the, Scapa!
Appreciate ya fine. Relax ::)
BTW great new AV @ShayP
It's too sweet.I should have known better. Of course an extreme sour cannot appreciate anything SWEET! There's more to that malt than sweet! Ms. unrefined pallet.
I'm doing some shopping today, you can make it up to me. $500 is the donation?
Agree about @ShayP 's av, though now we'll need to change his pronouns to they/them. @juan are you keeping track?
Ms. unrefined pallet.
Is that the kind you get a splinter from?Thanks for that! :) fuckface
I should have known better. Of course an extreme sour cannot appreciate anything SWEET! There's more to that malt than sweet! Ms. unrefined pallet.???
..The offer stood six weeks ago when it was made (TWICE) as I felt guilty for recommending something that you were not all that fond of. Now, go have a glass of blended garbage Johnny Walker.
???Make shit up? It is a very popular single malt scotch. Worldwide.
I'm practically apple pie! That doesn't mean I want to drink it.
Please. If you're going to make shit up then at least make it sound believable.
Hold it... Anthony? The guy who supposedly drove cross country? Lit city, right?
Agree about @ShayP 's av, though now we'll need to change his pronouns to they/them. @juan are you keeping track?
@KSM you want some bacon on the half shell?
Oh you know I Do! I assume that's in your woods?
@KSM Yep. Tired of these ugly smelly critters.Yeah, 450! That'll scare. But at the end of the day, it's your land, dammit and they gotta learn! ;D
That one was only about 100 pounds.
The biggest one I have shot so far was about 450. First time ever I was a bit scared in the woods.
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... The biggest one I have shot so far was about 450...
What do you do with them, take them to the butcher?
The really big ones I just haul out back to feed the coyotes and buzzards. I went back where I dumped that big one two weeks later and couldn’t find any sign of it. I eventually found the skull about 200 yards into the woods. This one was prime eating size, so I kept it alive all day trying to find someone that wanted free meat. But with everyone getting tax returns and stimulus checks nobody was interested in doing the work required to field dress it and process it. I dispatched it with a rifle I had been wanting to try out and dumped it about 3000 yards back in my woods. Haven’t heard the coyotes yet, so they haven’t found it yet.
The stainless steel lever action 357 magnum carbine shoots really nice.
Yeah, 450! That'll scare. But at the end of the day, it's your land, dammit and they gotta learn! ;D
Sad thing is, I know people who think they could just walk up and pet a wild hog :o ::)
EDIT What did you shoot the 450 with? One clean shot?
We have those things around here, tearing up entire hillsides at night digging for grubs.
They're supposed to be highly aggressive, and pretty dangerous with those razor sharp tusks. It's about the only animal around here I haven't seen hiking and mountain bike riding.
So, I've been driving a Prius a lot lately. I get over 61 miles per gallon on it by just driving the speed limit. I'm not an asshole about driving the speed limit either. I stay in the number four or number three lane, I don't clog up the merge lanes I will speed up if it's jam-packed and nobody can pass me as far over to the right as I am.When my Uncle first taught me to drive on Californian freeways he said: Get into the 2nd lane and drive the speed limit, whenever you look in your rearview it'll look like the parting of the Red Sea backwards but you won't have to worry about passing or merging until your exit. At 16 I thought that was very funny but it did take the stress out of driving!
What I find hilarious is, even just today, I had cars that stayed behind me even with open lanes to their left. So I'm toodling along at 65 mph and some Chevy sedan will be behind me nearly tailgating me for miles on end. In this particular case the freeway expanded to a couple more lanes and I pulled over one laying to the right. Then this car who's been doing 65 right on my tail for the last four or five miles suddenly hits 90 mph passing me.
Are they fucking drunk? What is wrong with them that they couldn't just change lanes and pass me on a clear bright day? I am damn proud of my 60+MPG driving habits. Not even a quarter of a tank gone and I've gone something like 230 miles. Fluid dynamics!
Don’t find yourself on this trail.It means you have arrived. Sit down. Have a bite to eat. There's no where else to go.
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@KSM you want some bacon on the half shell?Ohhh! This looks like a little gal. The good news is they're good eats.
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The really big ones I just haul out back to feed the coyotes and buzzards. I went back where I dumped that big one two weeks later and couldn’t find any sign of it. I eventually found the skull about 200 yards into the woods. This one was prime eating size, so I kept it alive all day trying to find someone that wanted free meat. But with everyone getting tax returns and stimulus checks nobody was interested in doing the work required to field dress it and process it. I dispatched it with a rifle I had been wanting to try out and dumped it about 3000 yards back in my woods. Haven’t heard the coyotes yet, so they haven’t found it yet.Damn! Well, I still want a bacon sandwich. :-\
The stainless steel lever action 357 magnum carbine shoots really nice.
Ten deer today! Some pretty little.
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Oh deer.NEW RULE:
NEW RULE:
No more Dear to Deer to Dear Deer play whenever someone posts pictures of fury forest welfare recipients.
Stop it!
NEW RULE:
No more Dear to Deer to Dear Deer play whenever someone posts pictures of fury forest welfare recipients.
Stop it!
Ten deer today! Some pretty little.
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That’s a good ideer.
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Bambis!
Bairyn has become a crypto currency mogul.
She dropped 5 grand on dogecoin when it was at 0.0071 and got 704225 of them.
They are now at 18 cents.
Is she gonna sell?
No, she has been convinced it will hit a buck.
Has she considered Cumrocket Coin?
https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1385331935145304071
The team (https://cumrocketcrypto.com/the-team) behind it looks pretty solid.
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It goes up a bunch and then nothing for about 15 minutes.
I know better. I should be out in my yard painting something. I mixed up some-- some magic paint. Now I am sitting here reading about the solid gold team. :'(
I know better. I should be out in my yard painting something. I mixed up some-- some magic paint. Now I am sitting here reading about the solid gold team. :'(
https://www.thegamer.com/hasbro-reveals-monopoly-for-millennials/?fireglass_rsn=true (https://www.thegamer.com/hasbro-reveals-monopoly-for-millennials/?fireglass_rsn=true)
When you've cancelled all the other players, you win?
Hey! I cracked 50 on the karma scale. Maybe you don't hate me as much as I assume you doI could knock you down a few if you like?
I could knock you down a few if you like?
What's with the passive aggressive bullshit statement? Why would anybody care either way what a bunch of people they don't know and never will know, think?
Do you want some points? I am notorious for liquidating my load all over the place. A Nick Manning of karma points, if you will.
Ahhh yA liquidating looaads!! @Bart Ell
WET! MIDGET! STICKY POWER CHAIR! @ShayP
STICKY KARMA POINTS ALL OVER YOUR BACK! @TigerLily
I could knock you down a few if you like?
What's with the passive aggressive bullshit statement? Why would anybody care either way what a bunch of people they don't know and never will know, think?
Do you want some points? I am notorious for liquidating my load all over the place. A Nick Manning of karma points, if you will.
Ahhh yA liquidating looaads!! @Bart Ell
WET! MIDGET! STICKY POWER CHAIR! @ShayP
STICKY KARMA POINTS ALL OVER YOUR BACK! @TigerLily
Ahhh YEAH! @KSM is dropping posts all over your screen. Look at you, just laying there, taking his posting. Read it! READ IT! Wet post! WET! post.WET POST! I like it!
I have to give a pitch to my company’s CIO tomorrow. I hate public speaking. I need to find a way to make a salmon lodge into a viable living.You should've posted this a few days ago. I am very good with this sort of thing. Perhaps binging on Mad Men tonight might help.
I have to give a pitch to my company’s CIO tomorrow. I hate public speaking. I need to find a way to make a salmon lodge into a viable living.
You should've posted this a few days ago. I am very good with this sort of thing. Perhaps binging on Mad Men tonight might help.The pitch went well. Hopefully it will lead to expansion of my little empire. @KSM
Best of luck! @whoozit
report back.. I wanna know
The pitch went well. Hopefully it will lead to expansion of my little empire. @KSM
Alright, who did it?:-X
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My advice would to dump the pitch, show this video and give an impassioned speech as to how it is not a scrawny kid, doing the funky chicken with underwear on his head but proof positive of alien visitation.
How long should it take to remove an old gas dryer from a laundry room, convert the new dryer to propane, and install the new dryer in the laundry room? 20-30 minutes tops my brain told me.
I would have guessed 2 days, minimum.
But where did my other sock go?
How long should it take to remove an old gas dryer from a laundry room, convert the new dryer to propane, and install the new dryer in the laundry room? 20-30 minutes tops my brain told me. Two and a half hours later I finally enjoy a well earned beer or six. I hate dryer vents, they were invented by the devil.
Choo! Choo!
... Why Thailand is still on my bucket list.
Why Thailand is still on my bucket list.
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Yes @anniem , this is how it works in my world too.
I just checked a group of five into the Airbnb.
All of them grossly overweight and I am legitimately worried about the beds and kitchen chairs that have a maximum weight/breaking point of 250 LB's. Also wondering whether or not we have provided enough toilet paper... OH! :o ...
Try not to picture two of them together, romping on the beds and all that furniture...Oh for the love 'o God! Thank you so much for that image.
Just raise your prices until only people you can put up with will be able to afford it.Somewhere in there is a good idea.
Oh for the love 'o God! Thank you so much for that image...
Oh for the love 'o God! Thank you so much for that image.
Somewhere in there is a good idea.
There are filters that hosts can apply. No kids between 2 - 12 and of course no smoking.
For real, legitimate, reasons I would like to have a maximum weight filter as well as a race filter that allowed one to deny a booking based on past general experience.
The two lesbians from Tuesday night cleaned out the fridge of certain condiments and made off with the cans of coke and soda water. And for just two (together) of them why did they use and dirty THREE BEDS!!!? There were food wrappers on the nightstands and rules specifically state, No Food in Bedrooms or Living room. I won't even mention the skid marks on the back slide of the toilets!!! I won't mention that! The streaks! Muddy water!!!!! No - I'll keep that stuff to myself.
Savages!
You're very welcome, but wait - my suggestion was you NOT picture that!Riiight ::) How the fuck is that possible? I SAW THEM! That pretty much seals the visual deal.
Out of curiosity, about how old were they? Can you add a security deposit returnable upon inspection?I'd say in they're late 20's. Yes, with Airbnb and platforms alike there is a security deposit that is in effect when they book but the host has to go through airbnb to file a claim.. Pictures help with that.
Riiight ::) How the fuck is that possible? I SAW THEM! That pretty much seals the visual deal.
I'd say in they're late 20's. Yes, with Airbnb and platforms alike there is a security deposit that is in effect when they book but the host has to go through airbnb to file a claim.. Pictures help with that.
It should be said that I am not fat shaming here but rather voicing my concerns. I guess if one of them was lowered all stretched out with weight evenly dispersed onto a bed from a crane there would not be a problem. But just sitting on the side of the bed (please dear Jesus, make them wear pajamas :( ???) with all that concentrated weight will snap the wooden slats underneath. The sweaty crevices and such are also on my mind. The linens are all white and will show any body streaks, skids, and cooties.
Be afraid. Very afraid.
Guest house. Man cave. Studio. Meditation room.Oh yeah, we do reviews on each other.
There is no excuse to leave a place that way. You do get to rate them, right?
Try not to picture two of them together, romping on the beds and all that furniture...
Man bitten by rattlesnake after attempting to pick it up with BBQ tongs (https://www.fox5ny.com/news/man-bitten-by-rattlesnake-after-attempting-to-pick-it-up-with-bbq-tongs)Surprise result or expected outcome?
The main takeaway here is "Animal Services are advising people to not use cooking utensils when dealing with dangerous reptiles."
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Surprise result or expected outcome?
I dunno. I saw a Copperhead out back yesterday. I'm gonna go after it with a shrimp fork. I'll get back to you.
I was researching a bed frame on Amazon. One commenter said her daughter and son-law had a particular one. The two weigh a combined 750-pounds, have a vigorous sex life, and had no problems with the bed frame.
Man bitten by rattlesnake after attempting to pick it up with BBQ tongs (https://www.fox5ny.com/news/man-bitten-by-rattlesnake-after-attempting-to-pick-it-up-with-bbq-tongs)
The main takeaway here is "Animal Services are advising people to not use cooking utensils when dealing with dangerous reptiles."
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I was researching a bed frame on Amazon. One commenter said her daughter and son-law had a particular one. The two weigh a combined 750-pounds, have a vigorous sex life, and had no problems with the bed frame.1. Things a MIL should NOT know
I dunno. I saw a Copperhead out back yesterday. I'm gonna go after it with a shrimp fork. I'll get back to you.;D ;D
I did, though I have not had anywhere near 750-pounds in it. That would be what? Me and four hookers? Five?
So, did you buy the frame based on this outstanding review @juan ?
I did, though I have not had anywhere near 750-pounds in it. That would be what? Me and four hookers? Five?
@Camazotz Automat
While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.
I think this one is probably a 68. @Walks_At_Night can correct me if I am wrong. Never drove or rode in one of these later models but drove several older ones as a kid. At least one trip inside the front “trunk†to sneak into a drive-in.
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I did, though I have not had anywhere near 750-pounds in it. That would be what? Me and four hookers? Five?If you're going all out you might as well go with 4 1/2. Keep it interesting.
@Camazotz AutomatIs this a Corvair? My Grandpa used to have one of these, bright yellow.
While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.
I think this one is probably a 68. @Walks_At_Night can correct me if I am wrong. Never drove or rode in one of these later models but drove several older ones as a kid. At least one trip inside the front “trunk†to sneak into a drive-in.
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I think we need some mood music now. 8)Question answered. ;D
If you're going all out you might as well go with 4 1/2. Keep it interesting.
Just another day in the life of a South African armored cash-van driver.
Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.
I hate people like this. If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.
UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.
"Just Say No"
I like this video--soy boy terrorist antifa get their ass kicked by American Patriots
I know people are on the edges of their seats. The naked man was caught after police sent in a robot. They haven’t said if there was a bomb.
Nearby, US17 and maybe I95 are shut down because a naked man has parked his car in a ditch near a bridge and claims a bomb is inside. He’s threatening to kill people.
I hate people like this. If you’re going to blow up something, pull the pin.
UPDATE - social media is reporting snipers in the area.
They didn't even waste the guy with a killbot, huh?
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@Camazotz Automat
While hot on the scent trail of an IBM Selectric in Waco, TX, I stumbled upon a rare find.
Thought that I had moments ago:They intentionally ran over a lizard? Little fuckers. I am assuming your front yard? is wide open and not fenced in. @sean92008
I wonder if there is a leash that you could put on a snake.
I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional.
My thought was, a venomous snake on a leash might serve a wonderful purpose...
They intentionally ran over a lizard? Little fuckers. I am assuming your front yard? is wide open and not fenced in. @sean92008
Sometimes people who try to convey to others that they are wealthy are completely full of shit and their entire financial life is a house of cards. I've known people like that. They live in an upscale neighborhood in a large extravagant home but with very little furniture as they are payment poor struggling to make the monthly on the place. They don't go out for dinner or have much of a life outside theprisonhouse.
... I have a neighbor who likes to show off that he's well to do and his kids are little fucking monsters. I am finding evidence that they have come on to my property a few times, they even rode a bicycle over a lizard, which had to be intentional...
I don't know that the lizard was @sean92008 's he lives quite close to a lagoon so perhaps it was just a wild lizard from the.........lagoon! Like the creature from the black one.
Come in my yard and kill an animal...
BINGO!
I don't know that the lizard was @sean92008 's he lives quite close to a lagoon so perhaps it was just a wild lizard from the.........lagoon! Like the creature from the black one.
:D
Well, if I want that little puke to come in my yard and kill something, I'll let him know.
Last year I was in the front yard, and some kid came by and had his dog pee in my yard. His parents were right behind him, I was out of his line of sight behind some bushes. I think the first thing I said was ''are you going to wipe that up?'' (deer, headlights), and it went downhill from there.
Well, if I want that little puke to come in my yard and kill something, I'll let him know.I love that you confronted them like that. I believe @Walks_At_Night has dog pee problems on the front grass as well.
Last year I was in the front yard, and some kid came by and had his dog pee in my yard. His parents were right behind him, I was out of his line of sight behind some bushes. I think the first thing I said was ''are you going to wipe that up?'' (deer, headlights), and it went downhill from there.
@KSMLOL Had to holler! I like it!
My pee and poo problem is pretty much solved. Had to holler at a couple of guys and put up some of those "No Dog Shit Allowed Here" signs. You had some lawless bastards just hopping in your hot tub while you were out? Unbelievable..........
LOL Had to holler! I like it!
Yes, a group of neighborhood kids in 2014 just after we got the tub. They weren't vandalizing or even being loud in there, more like just chillin', but still. You're right - unbelievable..
..Fast forward three weeks and we spent more on fencing than the price of the J-455 simply because of the tub itself. At least I can pee almost anywhere in the yard now without being reported. ;D
Finally! Estimated 30 minutes to remove old tv from wall mount and install the new tv. It took just under 20 minutes.
I can't recall the last time I did a "do it yourself" project that went well for me. I've done them in the past with success but recently it seems I'm now an idiot that can't even measure.Was it still to short after you cut it the second time?
Was it still to short after you cut it the second time?
LOL Had to holler! I like it!
Yes, a group of neighborhood kids in 2014 just after we got the tub. They weren't vandalizing or even being loud in there, more like just chillin', but still. You're right - unbelievable..
..Fast forward three weeks and we spent more on fencing than the price of the J-455 simply because of the tub itself. At least I can pee almost anywhere in the yard now without being reported. ;D
In my entire life I've never had a good experience with anyone named Kevin. Not one. Whether it was a classmate, coworker, boss, neighbor, teammate, or someone I encountered in a store such as a cashier, etc.
Toyota seems to be the only auto maker living in the real world.One of my vehicles is a Toyota. Wonderful car. Comfortable, reliable, relatively cheap to run. 135,000 miles, nine years old, and runs good as new.
https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/automobiles/553054-toyota-predicts-most-of-its-vehicles-will-still-use-gas-in?amp
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In my entire life I've never had a good experience with anyone named Kevin. Not one. Whether it was a classmate, coworker, boss, neighbor, teammate, or someone I encountered in a store such as a cashier, etc.
I can't recall the last time I did a "do it yourself" project that went well for me. I've done them in the past with success but recently it seems I'm now an idiot that can't even measure.
Not even Kevin the hybrid on BG?Kevin the hybrid, heh. Certainly a weird experience. I wonder where he’s locked up.
Why do you hate the Irish?
Not even Kevin the hybrid on BG?
Why do you hate the Irish?
More evidence of the ShayP pattern. Whaaa'-tha'-fok is goin' on dude!
I have a pattern? ???Yes. A funny stuff pattern. It's good!
Yes. A funny stuff pattern. It's good!
Every Bruce I've dealt with in my adult life has been a self-aggrandizing asshole. Fake as a $3 bill and probably a certifiable narcissist. This includes family members, neighbors, musicians and people at the office.Only dealt with two Bruce's in my time. Once in grade school and I cannot remember whether or not I liked him. I'm guessing Not because he was hardly memorable. The second is a guy who has recorded all his stuff at my place over the last 16 years but he's weird about it. He will record all gung-ho for three weeks and then come back (I shit you not) two years later and finish the recording!! he has done this sort of thing several times and I won't hear from him during the down time as if he dropped off the face of the Earth. Fucking potheads!
Every Bruce I've dealt with in my adult life has been a self-aggrandizing asshole. Fake as a $3 bill and probably a certifiable narcissist. This includes family members, neighbors, musicians and people at the office.
Yup. Based on my experience, Bruces are always tools. They are only exceeded in their toolery by Glens and Alfreds.
I have a pattern? ???Paisley.
Whew! Thanks man. I thought I may have been developing some kind of 'creepiness factor.'Not to ruin the moment, but I don't know if KSM is the guy you want to trust with deciphering a 'creepiness factor'.
The Mormon ladies working the webcams...I thought most people were trying to get rid of any missionaries on their doorstep, not invite them in virtually for a talk.
#Clickacy
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Not to ruin the moment, but I don't know if KSM is the guy you want to trust with deciphering a 'creepiness factor'.*coughs* M' Fuckin' standing right here LADY!!
*coughs* M' Fuckin' standing right here LADY!!imagine my embarrassment. :-[
imagine my embarrassment. :-[DONE!
Paisley.
Not to ruin the moment, but I don't know if KSM is the guy you want to trust with deciphering a 'creepiness factor'.
https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee/status/1394774802477559808
THAT is funny. ;D
Why am I listening to Krokus?
Why am I listening to Krokus?@ShayP Their best album was One Vice At A Time just before Headhunter.
I am sorry to hear that @sean92008
PS Eating a big salad DOES NOT slow down the metabolizing of alcohol. Fuck! I am a lightweight.
In dog beers I’ve only had one.
In dog beers I’ve only had one.
I am sorry to hear that @sean92008
Questions from A Pro:
- Ample amount of sleep last night?
- Quality breakfast full of all the required macronutrients?
- Are you properly hydrated PRE alcoholic beverage? Caffeine does not count as it is a di·u·ret·ic.
In any years I've had none.
It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays. Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?
They're at Target too...
There was an employee gathering items for a pickup order... I asked her something like "what's the most embarrassing thing you've gotten..." That personal pleasure device was it!
On another site I just saw an ad saying, "Meet the 17.5 inch barrel smoker." Now I'm laughing uncontrollably at the mental image of someone who smokes a 17.5" circumference (or, worse, diameter) cigaret, cigar, or pipe, all wide-eyed and choking.
It's amazing what you can buy at Walmart nowadays. Does anyone know what their return policy is on a Plus One Dual Vibrating Massager?Don't smell the little prong.
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.
It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend. I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.
It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend. I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.
I have a cold. A normal cold! The same cold I get every two or so years.
It's very hard to have a normal cold now without everyone thinking of you as a covid leper. I had a work-dinner reservation last night and only two of five had the guts to attend. I hope they who would not come are sick today with a cold. A normal cold.
Cheap T-shirt shopping. I suddenly crave the Atomic Era.
I fear I am being manipulated.
("Ma - Nip - U - Laid - Dead, indeed, Cam," the ghost of an old nemesis whispers in my ear.)
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Orange juice, and lots of water.Thank you @Spookcat
That's as good of an excuse as any, most people would do anything to get out of a company dinner. Work all day, then they want your evening too.I just wanted to do something nice for my two dudes and their wives. The wives didn't come. My wife never attends these things. She thinks of Arron and Arden as "the 3rd and 4th guys from the left on the evolutionary lineup"
I had a slight flu last week that lingered 4 or 5 days. Slight headache (I almost never get them), queasy stomach, achy, tired. I didn't tell anyone.
Thank you @Spookcat
I beat these things pretty fast.
Masturbate
Do nothing but watch movies and stay warm in my old house-coat.
... I just wanted to do something nice for my two dudes and their wives. The wives didn't come. My wife never attends these things. She thinks of Arron and Arden as "the 3rd and 4th guys from the left on the evolutionary lineup"
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@KSM What's the scenery in your latest avi? It's pretty and surprisingly classy for you
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Really man? House-coat. Do you have matching fuzzy slippers?Ha! Reminds me of the old days at MV’s hangout, when we used to gather at a thread in our “jammies†to listen to Knapp. Going back even further, I could envision Fort Rock ensconced in a pj bunny suit, madly typing away Art Bell return updates. In all-caps, of course.
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Caught the episode of Columbo with Leonard Nimoy as the arrogant murdering prick annoying asshole medical doctor - and Columbo is sick for most of the episode. Classic.Ah, yes. One of my usual MeTV routines, catch Columbia on Sunday night, no matter how many times I’ve watched an episode. I missed last night’s showing but it also includes the lovely Anne Francis as the unfortunate nurse who’s on to Leonard’s misdeeds. Who’d ever think Spock was destined to whack Altaira? The synchronicity of the universe is a wondrous thing.
Ah, yes. One of my usual MeTV routines, catch Columbia on Sunday night, no matter how many times I’ve watched an episode. I missed last night’s showing but it also includes the lovely Anne Francis as the unfortunate nurse who’s on to Leonard’s misdeeds. Who’d ever think Spock was destined to whack Altaira? The synchronicity of the universe is a wondrous thing.
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I loved her and her costumes in Forbidden PlanetA sci-fi classic! Cheers!
A sci-fi classic! Cheers!I have never watched that movie. No real reason, the opportunity coupled with convenience has just never presented itself. I guess the same things applies when I say that i have never watched Apocalypse Now. Or The Godfather 2. Only reason I was able to see Godfather 1 was simply because I was down with a cold in 2017/December when I also watched Taxi Driver. thank God I was sick back then or the Missed Classic Movie list would be quite lengthy indeed.
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A sci-fi classic! Cheers!
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I loved her and her costumes in Forbidden Planet
Believe it or not, the great Earl Holliman is still with us at 92 years of age. Probably the last cast member of FP still alive. That scene with Robby the Robot's manufactured whisky was great. Earl, who played the cook, proceeded to get drunk while a monster attacked the earthlings' spaceship. Whatever it was that Robby put in the whisky didn't give Earl a hangover.Lt. Farman : Pardon me commander, are you ready to hold discipline on the cook, sir?
Lt. Farman : Pardon me commander, are you ready to hold discipline on the cook, sir?
Commander Adams : Yes let's... let's have him.
Lt. Farman : I'm obliged to remind you, sir, that I gave him permission to go out last night.
Commander Adams : Did you give him permission to get falling down drunk?
Cook : Drunk sir, me sir? Well ask Dr. Ostrow, sir. Four pints of 120 proof bourbon without a trace of hangover in it. Now that ain't natural. sir. Besides why'd that Robert argue me into drinking all that whiskey in the first place?
Commander Adams : You were with the robot last night?
Cook : Yes sir. Him and me, we kind of got to toasting each others good health. Just for cordial interplanetary relations you understand.
Commander Adams : Now, that's all the time. Even while the chief was being killed.
Cook : Certainly, sir. I hope you don't think I coulda got that stiff in five minutes.
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Heh, heh, heh.
I called for customer service at a heavily French-staffed company in St. Marie (?) in Quebec... The woman who answered sent a follow-up email with a candid photo at work along with more of a portrait shot. The whole company does this, nothing special, BUT... While her candid shot shows her beautifully, feminine and very attractive, her portrait makes her look like a crossdresser.@sean92008 Could it not have been Su Saint Marie, Michigan ? You talked to an islamic french tranny. :o
Ooops!
@sean92008 Could it not have been Su Saint Marie, Michigan ? You talked to an islamic french tranny. :o.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Marie_(fictional_island)
https://twitter.com/dannyderaney/status/1399396729405857797
I’ve been watching the X-Files the past few weeks. Last night I put on the “Home†episode. One of the better “monster of the week†episodes but also the most disturbing. Apparently, Fox refused to reshow it for several years due to it’s controversy. There’s also this claim.
“At the time that the episode was being shot, NBC and Fox were engaged in a long feud. The last name of the family, “Peacock,†was meant as a backhanded slight against NBC.â€
https://uproxx.com/tv/10-fascinating-facts-disturbing-episode-tv-broadcast-television-history/
I hate Bob Dillon’s music. And his voice.
I hate the Beatles.
Still, at one point I thought it might be possible they’d grow on me like mold. Nope still hate them.
I hate Bob Dillon’s music. And his voice.Heh, I’ve never cared for his voice either. Willie Nelson, similar, but I can sometimes tolerate it.
I hate the Beatles.
Still, at one point I thought it might be possible they’d grow on me like mold. Nope still hate them.
Sooo, what do you like?
Heh, I’ve never cared for his voice either. Willie Nelson, similar, but I can sometimes tolerate it.Agreed. His voice makes me want to cut off his pigtails.
Agreed. His voice makes me want to cut off his pigtails.Ha! ‘Ol Willie sounds a little too much like an old Billy goat crying.
Of that general generation? I’d say CCR, Tom Petty. Generally, I enjoy that generation of Country and of Blues...some of the pop is fun but in smaller doses.
Butterfield. My head feels light thinking his name.
I am told I met Mike Bloomfield in the early 70s. Neighbor was a musician and was well connected (he was a bandmate of future Chicago bassist Jason Scheff). I'm not going full Falkie, I am not claiming I showed him how to fingerpick, out-played him or anything...
I remember jam sessions in his backyard, white strats everywhere. Don't remember who.
Who was an English rock band. Pretty famous but maybe before your time. Maybe you heard of Keith Moon. Or Baba O’Reilly.
@ShayP Check this out! I might go for it! I'll need to get a load of dirt brought in.. create the whole scene once again. Ohhh and maybe make a pond in the back.
https://www.ebay.ca/itm/124751652171?hash=item1d0bc7254b:g:kD4AAOSwo~9gtZdc
I'm down with that. @KSM I want a pic of you wearing the cut-off denim vest when you unveil it all. ;D
Now I'm thinking about all the cool toys I had from the 70's. :(I have been seriously TOYing with a Toys Of Your Childhood thread but was quick to realize that we mid 40's are spring chickens here. :D hell I don't even wipe my own bum yet I'm so young ;D
hell I don't even wipe my own bum yet I'm so young ;D
Out of curiosity, and not that I need one, but how much do you pay for a good ass wiping? Do you contract a wiper or do they work per diem?@Bobs Your Uncle
It's always good to be prepared.
#BlameBart
APRIL FUNDRAISER - Help Kathy Get A Prius
"Thanks to @Aquarius for the recommendation"
ART BELL enjoyed April Fool's Day.
I do miss all the fun we HAD in The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade.
I wonder where did our Landlubbers go? @Moosie , @Journey @Dyna-X , @Doomed and @timebandit .
Hi @FISH good to see you. I'm still around, although rarely.
@Moosie !Hello @TigerLily, good to gaze upon your shining visage once again.
I have been seriously TOYing with a Toys Of Your Childhood thread but was quick to realize that we mid 40's are spring chickens here.
Simon says that's a good idea. I'm in Generation X too, but I feel more like a Fall turkey than a Spring chicken.
Hi @FISH good to see you. I'm still around, although rarely.
Luckily I almost forgot she existed :D Life is good, albeit busy. I hope you guys are well.geez louise
Hello @Moosie
So good to see you. I was afraid that you were in the Medicine Lodge with Heather Wade. I hope you still having some fun.
Fall turkey - is that where ''Falkie'' came from?
Can the advertising industry please, please find some other pet phrase to use in their June commercials other than ''Dads & Grads''.I thought they’d switched to pride this year.
So that's how you make tattoo ink? Huh. I never knew.From looking at the fine, upstanding citizen, there seems to be no shortage of it.
Why?Because Uncle Danny loves fire? Always an interesting thing for a niece to know.
I thought they’d switched to pride this year.
It's over the top. Their "pride" is shameful.Pride used to be for lions. Hetero lions.
... PS Being the only straight guy in a gay organization, I saw all the petty, biased, uninclusive, hateful, biased crap... They played the gay card every time they could.
So Prince Hairy and Mergin Mackle decided to give her daughter a ghetto name. Coulda been worse, LaShondra, LeBron, Terdella, Draymond...
Lilibet. Really? Really?
The word on the Royals fanbase is that Queen Elisabeth would mispronounce her own name as Lilibet as a child and later Lilibet was a pet name her husband Prince Phillip would call him.
Blame my sister for me knowing this and passing it on to you ;D
Had a front row seat to that here in the Bay Area. During the Aids crisis it was spectacularly out of control.And Fauci was there.
PS, during the Aids epidemic, the panic and political intrusion was on the opposite end of the spectrum from the Covid-19 response - no infection passports demanded then.
So Prince Hairy and Mergin Mackle decided to give her daughter a ghetto name. Coulda been worse I guess.
Lilibet. Really? Really?
They really wouldn't have won no matter what they chose to name her. They're getting attacked for both naming her after Elizabeth and Diana as well as not naming her after Megan's mother.
Pride used to be for lions. Hetero lions.
We don't know their sexual orientation. Don't be species-ist.
Can lady lions now have manes?
Can lady lions now have manes?
Already been done
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/ (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/)
I have tried virtually every guava product I come across in stores.
This is truly nectar of the Gods.
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If you are feeling intimidated with the thoughts of imbibing of forbidden fruit, then strap on your angelic costume and try this one.
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@GravitySucks I am in the process of finding a new base for my post workout shakes. How do you think this stuff would do with vanilla protein powder with added frozen blueberries and strawberries?
..upon further inspection - the answer would be 'not good' however I shall seek this stuff regardless.
I'm old school. I still drink lemon-lime Gatorade.
I want to take voice lessons.There’s always The Jorch Snoorway Correspondence School of Voice, Singing, and Hair Restoration.
There’s always The Jorch Snoorway Correspondence School of Voice, Singing, and Hair Restoration.
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LOL! If I knew I could get through to the show I'd ask Noory for advice on voice coaching and if he could possibly help me. ;DMaybe Mike the millennial could put in a good word for you, Shay. I’ll bet you can find him on Paranormaldate.com but don’t give him the wrong idea. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. ;)
I want to take voice lessons.
Maybe Mike the millennial could put in a good word for you, Shay. I’ll bet you can find him on Paranormaldate.com but don’t give him the wrong idea. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. ;)
Just put on an ugly shirt and let 'er rip baby.
Thanks for this. I had forgotten June is Accordian Appreciation Month.
I’m more a Buckwheat Zydeco man.
You're killing me. ;D After Noory takes my call here is how it would go when MTM follows.Ha!
MTM ~ "George, first off thank you for taking my call and I appreciate all you do. As a younger person I'd like to tell ShayP that he should follow his dream as a singer even though he's an older person. George, maybe you could help him since your voice is amazing and you have such a presence on stage. My Mom really loves you. But first, I'd like to make a point then ask a question..."
Noory ~ "Interesting take."
I want to take voice lessons.
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But I don't play the accordion. :'(
It sounds like you need the man who taught Barry White everything he knows... knew?@Bart Ell I have those tapes. As funny as it all is, they really work. I still use a few of my favorites as my general vocal workout to keep things nicely oiled.
That's right, Jim Gillette.
@Bart Ell I have those tapes. As funny as it all is, they really work. I still use a few of my favorites as my general vocal workout to keep things nicely oiled.
"Now let's do the, Ee Ee Ee's going up!"
"ZEE A O I A AH LAY MINE" repeat by half steps up and down.
"YAa AHH" from octave to octave and so on repeating up and down.
..and many many more
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 have the same story.Not true. Unless you were a regular reader of Hit Parader and Circus you wouldn't know about it ever existed. But I am in my 40's.
I have tried virtually every guava product I come across in stores.
This is truly nectar of the Gods.
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If you are feeling intimidated with the thoughts of imbibing of forbidden fruit, then strap on your angelic costume and try this one.
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Our local $1 store carries these, as well as guava, passion fruit, pineapple, and maybe some others. I always get the mango but I think it's time to try the others. Hard to beat mango though. They have another brand with all that too, not sure which company it is.
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Not true. Unless you were a regular reader of Hit Parader and Circus you wouldn't know about it ever existed. But I am in my 40's.
@GravitySucks I am in the process of finding a new base for my post workout shakes. How do you think this stuff would do with vanilla protein powder with added frozen blueberries and strawberries?
..upon further inspection - the answer would be 'not good' however I shall seek this stuff regardless.
@PB the Jumex mango is ok but the Jumex guava nectar doesn’t come within the same zip code as the Goya nectar.
@KSM don’t you dare defile the nectar of the gods with stuff relegated to peasants.Bananas are shit and your nectar is processed. Idiot. Hardly "nectar"
Use bananas as your base and coconut cream.
But you can’t singComing from a creepy narcissistic old man who PM's the women of the forum about his stealth old man physique I suspect your judgment may be somewhat impaired.
Bananas are shit and your nectar is processed. Idiot. Hardly "nectar"
Coming from a creepy narcissistic old man who PM's the women of the forum about his stealth old man physique I suspect your judgment may be somewhat impaired.
Not true. Unless you were a regular reader of Hit Parader and Circus you wouldn't know about it ever existed. But I am in my 40's.90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.Fuck sakes just let it go.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.
I liked Kerrang. There were no Jim Gillette Method tapes pedaled in there.
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!It would be a sweet thing indeed to be as easily entertained as you my friend.
It would be a sweet thing indeed to be as easily entertained as you my friend...
It would be a sweet thing indeed to be as easily entertained as you my friend.
Would you like to hear about the rabbits? ;)
Just put on an ugly shirt and let 'er rip baby.
90% of rock singers between the ages of 40-60 were a regular reader of Hit Parader, Circus, Faces and Metal Edge.
Ok, that is a lie.
Some only looked at the pictures.
But I don't play the accordion. :'(
It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.I can help with the tuba - get a King 2341.
It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.Treat them to violin. Fretless acoustic string instruments are devices of torture in unskilled hands.
Why would an ill-behaved 14-year old boy frequently play with a 7-year-old and other neighborhood boys?This is what you are seeing on your street? @sean92008 You do seem to loathe your neighbors but how long has this latest thing been going on? I can relate now that I live exclusively in the city, on a city street, seeing all the neighbors I've always had here 7 days a week. Used to be 3 or 4 days a week so the smaller doses were a great buffer but now dislike has turned to utter annoyance.
They're all feral little future convicts. Many of their parents are backwards baseball hat wearing 35-year-olds and other forms of man-children.
It's never too late. My neighbors will love to hear that the bagpipes and the tuba are both on my bucket list.Bagpipe, huh? How about the male organ? skinflute?
This is what you are seeing on your street? @sean92008 You do seem to loathe your neighbors but how long has this latest thing been going on? I can relate now that I live exclusively in the city, on a city street, seeing all the neighbors I've always had here 7 days a week. Used to be 3 or 4 days a week so the smaller doses were a great buffer but now dislike has turned to utter annoyance.
Agreed. His voice makes me want to cut off his pigtails.@PolkaDot I am getting concerned.
I don't know. It seems like there *would* be beer in Heaven.Probably not for these folks.
Probably not for these folks.
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There will be aliens, though.
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I can help with the tuba - get a King 2341.
I wonder why there is NOT an UFO thread in EllGab.If we were “trendy†it would be a UAP thread. ;) I wonder if the aliens are hipsters.
This is what you are seeing on your street? @sean92008 You do seem to loathe your neighbors but how long has this latest thing been going on? I can relate now that I live exclusively in the city, on a city street, seeing all the neighbors I've always had here 7 days a week. Used to be 3 or 4 days a week so the smaller doses were a great buffer but now dislike has turned to utter annoyance.
This area seems to be an ongoing, whacked-out reality show.
“Woman arrested for menacing of stalking and domestic violence“
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“It was determined the caller fled from SC to distance herself from McGoldrick. McGoldrick flew to Ohio, rented a vehicle, and began following the caller when she left her residence in Bellefontaine, attempting to disguise her appearance with a hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses. McGoldrick admitted to officers she was following the caller, stating she was just trying to get her vehicle back. A third party acquaintance of the caller, in a separate vehicle, made several attempts to put her vehicle between McGoldrick and the caller so she could escape. The caller told officers she is afraid McGoldrick will try to kill her.
McGoldrick was placed under arrest for Menacing by Stalking and Domestic Violence.â€
https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327509#.YM9mYWQ8KEc
They looks like any number of high school phys ed. teachers who used their position to get access to teenaged girls.I love how this small town writer writes. Just kind of lays it out there, warts and all, in an amusing manner, unlike the big time media that does their utmost to sanitize and warp anything to fit an agenda.
It's 4:20 somewhereYou're a 'pot guy' ? c'mon man, don't be a pot guy. @PB
Things are looking up in Russells Point! ;)
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Things are looking up in Russells Point! ;)
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“A drunk county woman was arrested on multiple charges after she entered a residence in Russells Point Saturday morning around 4:50.
The Logan County Sheriff's Office reports that Allison Defibaugh, 27, of rural Bellefontaine, entered a home in the 500 block of Lincoln Boulevard and locked herself inside a bedroom.
Initially, the man heard someone knocking on his front door.
When he answered the door, Defibaugh, who was only wearing a shirt, walked inside. The man repeatedly told Defibaugh that she was not welcome.
He then called law enforcement.
The man gave deputies permission to force entry into his bedroom. Authorities kicked in the door.
Defibaugh was in bed covered by a blanket.
She told deputies that she was in Bellefontaine.
Defibaugh admitted to being at a downtown bar in Bellefontaine.
She could not remember how she got to Russells Point.â€
https://www.peakofohio.com/mobile/news/details.cfm?clientid=5&id=327558#.YNC8rWQ8KEc
Certainly better than a psycho stalker from SC. ;D
Very strange. I think she should move to Pittsburgh and I will leave the door unlocked.Heh, heh, heh... do you have some pants you can loan her?
Heh, heh, heh... do you have some pants you can loan her?
Heh, heh, heh... do you have some pants you can loan her?
@PolkaDot I am getting concerned.
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@FISH
I'm here, I'm here! Don't worry I wasn't locked in anyone's basement or shed....or unfortunately, pool house. ;D@PolkaDot I was worried. I was afraid that you meet up with Heather Wade with her Shaman in the Medicine Lodge. They would force you to make a generous offering and beg for help from The Creator. :-\
What have I missed @FISH ?
If we were “trendy†it would be a UAP thread. ;) I wonder if the aliens are hipsters.OK..
https://www.uaptheory.com/
OK..Well, of course, FISH.
Thanks, I guess. :-\
One more question @ItsOver .
Is there a Santa Claus?
OK..
Thanks, I guess. :-\
One more question @ItsOver .
Is there a Santa Claus?
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.
I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone.. force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.Back in the 80’s, I lived down the road from Christmas, Fl. Back then, it was certainly in the middle of nowhere.
I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone.. force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!
Back in the 80’s, I lived down the road from Christmas, Fl. Back then, it was certainly in the middle of nowhere.
https://olioiniowa.com/2016/12/19/exploring-christmas-florida/
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Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.
I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone.. force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!
Would there be tacos?Oddly enough, there’s a Taco Bell a little over 7 miles down the road from Christmas, FL. Granted, there’s a McDonald’s just a little closer. There is no escape.
I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere.
Weird, I am already looking forward to Christmas. Summer's going well and things are great but I seem to be longing for Christmas.. already.
I would seriously live in a 365 Little Christmas town out in the middle of nowhere. We would keep the town small and safe and be extremely picky on who we let in. Perhaps a population cap of 500 or less. There would not be any politics as everybody would be vetted upon entry so only like minded need apply. No police as the honor system and do unto others would be firmly rooted into our very being. IF we needed to remove someone.. force will be used. 'We will forever wish you a Merry Christmas, Bruce - but you have crossed the socially acceptable line and now you must go' Look away children, there's blood in the snow!
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Such a town mostly exists already - Christmas, Michigan May have to boot some folks out but some of your requirements are in place.
http://www.exploringthenorth.com/christmas/chr.html
Seems you're all in the Christmas spirit. Very nice. Some of the towns look great and thanks for sharing but I'm talking snow all year round with ONLY Christmas related activities.
This means:
- No sex! Innocent kissing and hugging are welcome. These are reserved for greetings and passing one another in the street.
- Citizens must take courses on how to see things through the eyes of a child.
- 24/7 classic Christmas music in the town square.
- Everyone cuts wood and has a beautiful fireplace in one of 5 styled (predesigned) Christmas colored homes.
- Dogs and cats are encouraged.
- No muzzies, jews, or Asians.
- Weight gain is encouraged to keep Jolly.
- Smiles are mandatory when out of the home. Even when moving your bowels.
- Alcohol and cigars are free and everywhere but outright drunkenness and unCHRISTMAScharacteristic behavior is not tolerated.
- Cleanliness in general is rewarded.
These above are a few of the basic guidelines.
Merry Christmas, and we'll see you there! :)
Stop it. It's not even July yet!You're just mad because of the no sex rule in my Christmasville. It's for the best. Trust me.
... Smiles are mandatory...
Ok I'm outWell @PB we don't have 420 in Christmasville. :)
Well @PB we don't have 420 in Christmasville. :)
Or tacos apparentlyClearly stated in the rules. NO SEX!
Clearly stated in the rules. NO SEX!Have fun alone.
Hi all. I have piece by piece gotten some info out. So there was a lightning storm on Thursday. A lightning strike became a fire on federal land. There were 4 fires in total, the other 3 were all the way out. The last one was thought to be out, apparently the fire fighters (federal?) left and it was not out.
When there was a house fire last year I remember the local FFs stayed all night to make sure it was out. Wish it was they who worked on what became the Lava Fire instead of the feds.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/ill-take-the-heat-for-that-fire-official-apologizes-after-crews-left-before-lava-fire-was-out/ar-AALD1Mf
By Saturday there were evacuation warnings close by, but not on us. We got ready then in case. Sunday came our evac warning followed by an evac order an hour and a half later. We went. Only 2 of 5 cats were catchable. We left lots of food and water for them. We didn't know where to go. The red cross set up a shelter in a local high-school gym. No pets, so my husband slept in the car with the pets, trading off now and then. Red cross fed us, had a giant fan going as it was over 100 degrees when we got there and gave us cots to sleep on. My brother sent a phone number in the morning of a motel that had a few rooms. We got a reservation and got a room. We've been here ever since. There is a diner next to where we are and a Starbucks across the street. I never got coffee at one of those, but happy they had a nice light roast for me.
I can't think of what else to say. All the people we have worked with for anything, food, the room, red cross etc are wonderful sweet lovely people.
Oh, the shootout. So there are large pot growers near here. Two days ago the fire fighters wanted to work on the fire via their grow land. They were not allowed access by the growers. I don't appreciate people hindering fire fighters. The next day the fire fighters returned with police to help the FFs get the needed access. The grower refused again and apparently shot a gun at the police to demonstrate his lack of interest in letting the FFs work. They returned fire, and now there is one less grower around.
Oh and the drone moron. Someone kept flying a drone in to see the fire causing the planes and helicopters to be grounded because if they hit a drone they could crash. The drone moron interfered with the fire fighting more than once over 2 days. Apparently finally found and arrested.
Soooo how are youse guys?
WOW. I'm glad you checked in. All I can say is that I hope you guys get home real soon, safe n' sound. Weirdly enough it is hotter here than it is there. I assume your room is wonderfully equip with AC.. I'll be right over for a drink.
They should have shot the guy with the drone too.
Hi all. I have piece by piece gotten some info out. So there was a lightning storm on Thursday. A lightning strike became a fire on federal land. There were 4 fires in total, the other 3 were all the way out. The last one was thought to be out, apparently the fire fighters (federal?) left and it was not out.@anniem I was worried for you and YOURs. Your experience could be a story called--The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. You have a great brother. :)
When there was a house fire last year I remember the local FFs stayed all night to make sure it was out. Wish it was they who worked on what became the Lava Fire instead of the feds.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/ill-take-the-heat-for-that-fire-official-apologizes-after-crews-left-before-lava-fire-was-out/ar-AALD1Mf
By Saturday there were evacuation warnings close by, but not on us. We got ready then in case. Sunday came our evac warning followed by an evac order an hour and a half later. We went. Only 2 of 5 cats were catchable. We left lots of food and water for them. We didn't know where to go. The red cross set up a shelter in a local high-school gym. No pets, so my husband slept in the car with the pets, trading off now and then. Red cross fed us, had a giant fan going as it was over 100 degrees when we got there and gave us cots to sleep on. My brother sent a phone number in the morning of a motel that had a few rooms. We got a reservation and got a room. We've been here ever since. There is a diner next to where we are and a Starbucks across the street. I never got coffee at one of those, but happy they had a nice light roast for me.
I can't think of what else to say. All the people we have worked with for anything, food, the room, red cross etc are wonderful sweet lovely people.
Oh, the shootout. So there are large pot growers near here. Two days ago the fire fighters wanted to work on the fire via their grow land. They were not allowed access by the growers. I don't appreciate people hindering fire fighters. The next day the fire fighters returned with police to help the FFs get the needed access. The grower refused again and apparently shot a gun at the police to demonstrate his lack of interest in letting the FFs work. They returned fire, and now there is one less grower around.
Oh and the drone moron. Someone kept flying a drone in to see the fire causing the planes and helicopters to be grounded because if they hit a drone they could crash. The drone moron interfered with the fire fighting more than once over 2 days. Apparently finally found and arrested.
Soooo how are youse guys?
@anniem I was worried for you and YOURs. Your experience could be a story called--The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. You have a great brother. :)
Do you have any idea how long this these wildfires will be burning?
I am not going to tell @Exile about the Starbucks shop being so close to you. ;)
Good night and catch you later.
You are in my thoughts, @anniem I hope everything goes well.+1
Happy Canada Day to all the crazy, apologetic Canadians.
Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?
Bart and KSM just bought her a new ship this week!
Her Majesty's Canadian Ship Harry DeWolfe
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Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?
Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?
Canada Day? Kind of like a cut rate Fourth of July? Considering they still have to curtsy to the Queen?
Good night and catch you later.
WE ARE HOME!!!!
@ShayP WTAF? I have needs but that's insane. Are they putting gold in there or something?
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Yikes! :o But the horseradish is only $7.99! ;D@ShayP
I had to do a double take on that brand. That's out of Buffalo. @Walks_At_Night I confused that brand with Wasilewski's which is produced about 40 miles from me.
@anniemWE ARE HOME!!!!
Yikes! :o But the horseradish is only $7.99! ;D@ShayP drive over to Philly. We have great Polish shops.
I had to do a double take on that brand. That's out of Buffalo. @Walks_At_Night I confused that brand with Wasilewski's which is produced about 40 miles from me.
@ShayP
Yeah, Polish names are confusing. I'm a Vollwerth's (https://www.vollwerth.com/) guy. The product prices are fair but the shipping is steep so was looking at alternatives. There ain't no magic as they say. A staple of Rust Belt life but I can't get it here. :'(
Since we're on the topic of sausages, @Walks_At_Night give Hofmann's a try if you can. They're based in Syracuse. I got them at a Wegmans in Virginia. I think you may have one in your neck of the woods. The best Kielbasa I've had. Same with the hot dogs; especially the natural casing ones. I love that snap. They don't sell them here and I don't eat enough to order online and pay for shipping. The shipping is probably just as steep as Vollwerth. I checked them out. They have a pretty good selection. I'm intrigued by the Rebel Hot Polish Sausage.In Philly kielbasa is for sale everywhere. Corner stores will have kielbasa hanging off a rack or two.
In Philly kielbasa is for sale everywhere. Corner stores will have kielbasa hanging off a rack or two.
The GO TO shop is CZERW's. People stand in line for hours during the Christmas and Easter seasons for Czerw's Kielbasy. kielbasyboys.com ;) @ShayP
http://www.kielbasyboys.com/id1.html
@ShayP drive over to Philly. We have great Polish shops.
Bacik - horseradish, net weight: 6.3 oz = $2.49
https://polka-deli.com/
In Philly kielbasa is for sale everywhere. Corner stores will have kielbasa hanging off a rack or two.
The GO TO shop is CZERW's. People stand in line for hours during the Christmas and Easter seasons for Czerw's Kielbasy. kielbasyboys.com ;) @ShayP
http://www.kielbasyboys.com/id1.html
Since we're on the topic of sausages, @Walks_At_Night give Hofmann's a try if you can. They're based in Syracuse. I got them at a Wegmans in Virginia. I think you may have one in your neck of the woods. The best Kielbasa I've had. Same with the hot dogs; especially the natural casing ones. I love that snap. They don't sell them here and I don't eat enough to order online and pay for shipping. The shipping is probably just as steep as Vollwerth. I checked them out. They have a pretty good selection. I'm intrigued by the Rebel Hot Polish Sausage.
@FISH which do you like better? Smoked or fresh? While smoked was a staple in my childhood diet, I preferred Sunday’s treat. Fresh kielbasa. Along with everything else that went into a polish after church dinner feast.I have fond memories of a sweet old Ukrainian lady making me mashed potatoes. She would add some bacon and bacon grease to this dish.
Thanks for the steer. We do have a Wegman's that recently opened in the area here in an attempt to compete with the Food Dawg. I'll have to pick up some Hoffman's. Still doesn't solve my Ring Bologna problem. >:(
I have fond memories of a sweet old Ukrainian lady making me mashed potatoes. She would add some bacon and bacon grease to this dish.
For Christmas and Easter I will buy fatty smoked kielbasa and cook it up with a polish sauerkraut. Of course, I cook the sauerkraut for at least 2 hours before adding the kielbasa. @ShayP
Funny thing is the next generation is very fond of the skinny kielbasa.
PS/I make wonderful golumpkis. have an old old recipe for pierogi. It is not easy for a nice Irish girl to make homemade Polish food. :(
You're welcome. @Walks_At_Night I know it's not the brand you were used to and crave, but, Hofmann's has Ring Bologna. It was in the Wegmans I mentioned. I never purchased it. Not sure if all Wegmans have the same stock though.
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I killed my Facebook. So, when I wanted to find out whatever happened to an old classmate of mine, I just want anonymously...@sean92008 Holy crap that's depressing
Holy shit! The ads were on things that I had searched in Google maps in a supposed private mode.
I was also shocked to see how many classmates of mine are backward hat-wearing losers, manchildren, faces of meth nominees, wannabe gangsters, bikers, face-tatted and overall trash... In their fucking early 50s!
@PB
Here my various groups of friends (softball buddies, hockey buddies, drinking buddies, concert buddies, backpacking buddies, hiking buddies, pot smoking buddies), one by one they either get married off or move away. Chrissakes, when I got married I didn't drop off the face of the earth like some of these people...
@PB
WTF You have that many "buddies"? Why not have three or four guys that cover it all? You've got hiking buddies, drinking buddies, hockey buddies and several other buddies for other activities as well. I never took you for a drinker either. HMM
Does PB stand for Popular Bro ;)
I have less than 5 guys and most of them cover all the bases of male bonding and so-called friendship. Not gay. Not. G'hey!
I have fond memories of a sweet old Ukrainian lady making me mashed potatoes. She would add some bacon and bacon grease to this dish.
For Christmas and Easter I will buy fatty smoked kielbasa and cook it up with a polish sauerkraut. Of course, I cook the sauerkraut for at least 2 hours before adding the kielbasa. @ShayP
Funny thing is the next generation is very fond of the skinny kielbasa.
PS/I make wonderful golumpkis. have an old old recipe for pierogi. It is not easy for a nice Irish girl to make homemade Polish food. :(
@FISH add a tablespoon of sugar to your mashed potatoes. You will thank me later.@GravitySucks I would love to read your Grandma's recipes for pierogis. TEN pierogis with fried onion? WOW!
I’ll try and dig up my Grandma’s recipe for pierogis for you. We get together once or twice a year to teach our kids how to make them. Cabbage are my favorite. Mashed potatoes run a close second.
We had a family get together in early June. My brother brought about 100 pierogis he made using Grandma’s recipe. I ate about 10.
HAPPY FOURTH of JULY weekend in the USA.
Going DOWN THE SHORE for 7 days. Wildwood, nj, USA. I believe only 2 EllGabers ever heard of ‘Wildwood.†;) @anniem & @Bart Ell . The Atlantic Ocean, a huge beach, a long boardwalk and fireworks. The neighborhood is old fashion. USA flags flying. Kids and adults riding bikes. In the morning a Jersey truck will be driving down the streets sellingfresh fruits and vegetablesstolen goods.
ENJOY your weekend.
FIFY ;) ;DThank you @ShayP :)
Have a good time! @FISH :)
HAPPY FOURTH of JULY weekend in the USA.
Going DOWN THE SHORE for 7 days. Wildwood, nj, USA. I believe only 2 EllGabers ever heard of ‘Wildwood.†;) @anniem & @Bart Ell . The Atlantic Ocean, a huge beach, a long boardwalk and fireworks. The neighborhood is old fashion. USA flags flying. Kids and adults riding bikes. In the morning a Jersey truck will be driving down the streets selling fresh fruits and vegetables.
ENJOY your weekend.
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FIFY ;) ;D
Have a good time! @FISH :)
@sean92008 Holy crap that's depressing
There was one guy in my graduating class that was scooped up by the Montreal Expos right out of high school. Scouts from all over had been coming up to see this left handed pitching phenom and it was looking like a ridiculously bright future for him. Fast forward 6 or so months he was back in town after they booted him out of training camp down in Florida. He couldn't handle the pressure of overwhelming impending success and partied, self destructed it all away. That boy had it fucking maaaade!
Or there's this stuff; you bump into a guy you used to hang with only to realize he is still living back in that time! He has nothing to talk about except "remember when we.." yada yada yada.. At first it's normal to have a few laughs on the silly events of the past but when one of you gets into the here and now and the other stays in the way-back machine you begin to plan your exit.
Competitive eating! Things are getting back to normal! Joey Chestnut is a huge favorite in the annual hot dog eating contest on Coney Island again this year.
Last year he set another record, 75, this year the over/under betting line is only 73.5 dogs downed in the 20 minutes
https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/31756429/joey-chestnut-massive-favorite-win-nathan-famous-fourth-july-hot-dog-eating-contest (https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/31756429/joey-chestnut-massive-favorite-win-nathan-famous-fourth-july-hot-dog-eating-contest)
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Stereotypes are based off self-evident realities.
One of my man child neighbors has a visitor... A mullet-haired old pal driving a car with Florida plates on it.
He's one tick above retarded. Seriously, people in my life that look like him were retarded. This guy might just not take care of him self, but...
Acts stupid, thoughtless and really smells up the place with an insistence to show everyone how stupid and thoughtless he is.
If Child Protective Services ever asks, manchild is going to regret ever moving in near me. His deathwish child might be better off in a house with parents who have better quotient scores.
Stereotypes are based off self-evident realities.We would be great neighbors. keep the code and standards high.
One of my man child neighbors has a visitor... A mullet-haired old pal driving a car with Florida plates on it.
He's one tick above retarded. Seriously, people in my life that look like him were retarded. This guy might just not take care of him self, but...
Acts stupid, thoughtless and really smells up the place with an insistence to show everyone how stupid and thoughtless he is.
If Child Protective Services ever asks, manchild is going to regret ever moving in near me. His deathwish child might be better off in a house with parents who have better quotient scores.
We would be great neighbors. keep the code and standards high.
Yes, @KSM, is expect you to be a good neighbor. Although I think I'd be motivated to track down a "Strats rule" bumper sticker.Heh heh ;D my bumper sticker would say "Fenders Belong On Cars"
Heh heh ;D my bumper sticker would say "Fenders Belong On Cars"
...and Hamers in garages? 😁Never had one. Other than Pauls I'm an ESP guy for the most part. If we were neighbors we could sit and argue guitars into the wee hours but you'd have to learn to enjoy really nice whiskey.
Never had one. Other than Pauls I'm an ESP guy for the most part. If we were neighbors we could sit and argue guitars into the wee hours but you'd have to learn to enjoy really nice whiskey.
Jorch prefers “Raven,†for the unnatural look.
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LOL! I'm glad it's Vegan.
Darn!
I wanted the radiated test rabbit ultraviolet color. ☹ï¸â˜¹ï¸â˜¹ï¸
I hear this stuff is good. Since I've gone about 60% gray, I hope this color gets through.
Back in the day, I put blue on top of my brown hair and people would notice it.
I can be dense at times. :-[ Soooo, are you really going with the Manic Panic? 60% gray? You should just go platinum. :D
I could do a Nick Rhodes, but...
Do it. It will be empowering and prepare you for the time you are 100% gray. My progression was unexpected. I was shaving my head before it was fashionable. Basically, at a time when some people thought you were a skinhead. Anyway, I had brown hair then a little noticeable gray stubble as the hair started to grow back. Kept shaving. Several years later I let it grow out and I looked like Charlie Rich. ;D
Go Nick Rhodes.
My friend has a couple of cats and one appeared to have hurt itself and was limping...
She crawled under the house and wouldn't come out. I made an offhand comment after he said that food wasn't tempting enough for her...
In my house, if poop falls to the floor anywhere but the designated litter box room, I know about it. Because the other two cats will make sure to point it out 😁😁😁
I told my friend to get the other cat's poop out of the litter box and put it a couple feet out from underneath the house. He said it was less than 10 minutes and it worked.
@Spookcat
He thinks it was a burr from any number of the thick weeds on his lot. Vet visit today.
Most creatures don't like poo...
Cats bury theirs over concern a predator could smell it and find them... If someone (cat) leaves their poop out, it is a cat faux pas.
When I was a kid, one of my dad's army buddies came to visit from the Midwest or somewhere. They had a couple kids a year or two younger than my brother and I.Nowadays, if you said the kid was from Florida, no one would be surprised. 🙄🙄🙄
One of them shit in the yard. It was pointed out immediately, lol.
So you want leave the Big City for safety...
https://apnews.com/article/wy-state-wire-mt-state-wire-id-state-wire-montana-environment-and-nature-b97b23f04ec5e7689d660a0e3a9483af
Below might be the worst opinion of all time. Seriously what other question can get 97% having the same answer. I think Conservative, Liberal, Caucasian, POC all agree, of course it's fine to eat free restaurant bread when it's placed on the table, why would you wait?They wouldn't offer it if it wasn't popular and consumed.
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@GravitySucks - If you happened to capture that loyalty account number, maybe a call to the 800-number would expedite the recovery.
Good karma to you!
I wish MD was here but you people can't play nice.
I gathered up those keys I found and walked back over to CVS. They were able to contact the owner through the loyalty tag and he made arrangements to drive over and pick them up.
Maybe we should have a Random Acts of Kindness thread. I wonder if @KSM would allow it. I would ask him but this is the wrong thread for that.
Great thread idea but the folks at bellgab will laugh at us for our niceness. @GravitySucks
Maybe we should have a Random Acts of Kindness thread. I wonder if @KSM would allow it. I would ask him but this is the wrong thread for that.
How much you wanna bet it was a wife's (or kid's) set of keys.Bart can change his points to whatever he wants in the control panel. I'll take your points though.. @sean92008
Screaming tonight!
@Bart Ell could give all my karma points to you... Truly a good thing that you did there.
Great thread idea but the folks at bellgab will laugh at us for our niceness. @GravitySucks
Bart can change his points to whatever he wants in the control panel. I'll take your points though.. @sean92008
As far as thread ideas go perhaps a people in your neighborhood thread. Me and you (Sean) could carry the first 10 pages easily.
Yeah, my manchild neighbor still has his old buddy from Florida visiting. I think he's moving in. Mullet, loud music, fireworks (near dry brush), parking in front of my driveway... Argh!
One can not hope to stop Florida Man, the best one can do is to try and contain him.
Yeah, my manchild neighbor still has his old buddy from Florida visiting. I think he's moving in. Mullet, loud music, fireworks (near dry brush), parking in front of my driveway... Argh!Sounds like he’s becoming a member of the family.
Miami Condo Collapse: Where's Security Camera Videos? 911 Calls?
Miami Condo Collapse: Where's Security Camera Videos? 911 Calls?Lemme guess, the officials responsible for ignoring all of the complaints and the structural problems were... Democrats.
Even though it is pointless because I am sure to be chosen as the lucky participant, you can enter a sweepstakes to win 2 seats on one of the first Virgin Galactic trips to see for yourself that the world is not flat.
https://www.omaze.com/products/virgin-galactic-2021
Even though it is pointless because I am sure to be chosen as the lucky participant, you can enter a sweepstakes to win 2 seats on one of the first Virgin Galactic trips to see for yourself that the world is not flat.
https://www.omaze.com/products/virgin-galactic-2021
No Spank You.
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S'all right. They can rebuild you.
Well, you could take one of us Ellgabbers with you! Will there be a gift shop? I do so like a good gift shop.
Well, you could take one of us Ellgabbers with you! Will there be a gift shop? I do so like a good gift shop.
That's big dollars though. Is that included in the raffle?
They give you 25% of the $510k value to pay for taxes but I didn’t see anything about health insurance.
@Bart Ell and @KSM would have to pass a math test so that leaves one of them out.
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I’m pretty sure @Camazotz Automat would breeze through it if they let him type the answers on an IBM Selectric.
@Bart Ell and @KSM would have to pass a math test so that leaves one of them out.
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I’m pretty sure @Camazotz Automat would breeze through it if they let him type the answers on an IBM Selectric.
Much contempt from the south.
Are you still irked at me because I know about your slightly creepy PM's to some of the vaginal slits?
Gravity sucks? He certainly wants to.
Nah. Any irkness you imagined was purely a figment.
Ok. Maybe a little bit.
@KSM I can taste your play-dough avatar.:) No matter how one resists the urge - they eventually succumb to the, Doh.
Went for a walk to pick up dinner. Read the sign and had to wonder. What do these bricks know that we haven’t been told?
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@KSM I can taste your play-dough avatar.The green Play-Doh tastes best.
Went for a walk to pick up dinner. Read the sign and had to wonder. What do these bricks know that we haven’t been told?
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They're going to an Antifa peaceful protest next.They didn't take their throw bricks so maybe they're serious.
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These are illegal up here so I am forced to fashion my own!
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I will likely need to be buying two full sets of tires next year... When all those football players were taking a knee, I didn't buy Bridgestone tires because they were advertising on NFL games...
I will let my consumer dollars speak again...
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/black-national-anthem-social-justice-messages-nfl-season.amp
What kind will you get?
@Spookcat was this a thing when you were there?Sadly no. It's a new thing. They were only showing it like once or twice a day, but because of it's popularity, I heard they're increasing "showtimes" as it is.
https://twitter.com/drift0r/status/1415079340057014298
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI once had an interaction that gave me the nickname “Stubbyâ€.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/shark-experts-insist-on-re-branding-attacks-as-shark-interactions/
They're mostly peaceful
Back home in Texas I see very few people wearing masks outside. Here in Maryland I have walked around quite a bit because I don’t have a rental car. Today I walked probably 10 miles doing various things to keep from just sitting in the hotel room. I am guessing 40% of the people I see walking on the sidewalks by themselves in the full sunlight are wearing masks. And I’m not talking busy sidewalks. I often detour through neighborhoods so that I’m not having to deal with the noise from traffic. One guy was walking towards me in a quiet neighborhood wearing a mask. I wasn’t. Before he got within 100 feet of me, he veered to the street and once we passed he got back on the sidewalk. I see people sitting on park benches by themselves wearing a mask. CNN must be the station of choice for these sheeple. You just know they are all vaccinated and yet, they are still terrified.
Caution over a bogeyman. Generic masks scientifically proven to not work even though only a 0.001123 (or some infinitesimal percentage) chance of serious issues.
Yet same-race violence is incredibly high in MD.
Friend in Bel Air, MD... Stays away from the urban areas. Blue city violence is rampant.
This freaks me out.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1416030608288108544
The Russian judge gave it a 4.6
They're mostly peaceful
Speaking of blue city violence, the Padres versus Washington Nationals game was suspended because of the shooting outside Nationals Park in Washington, DC. It sounds like four people were shot outside of the stadium. Yay blue cities!
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https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/shark-experts-insist-on-re-branding-attacks-as-shark-interactions/
This freaks me out.Wall-E has some nice spin moves.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1416030608288108544
The Russian judge gave it a 4.6
Wall-E has some nice spin moves.
He is mad at it because it doesn't get knocked out while skiing.
This would be better if the headline was: Sharks Advocate for...
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Selfish, stupid social retards are bountiful...
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/california/story/2021-07-21/gender-reveal-fire-charges
If blue smoke is a boy and pink smoke is a girl, what is a fiery inferno?
Random and on my mind.
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@Spookcat
Reminds me of...
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I'm thinking road trip. Yeah, right now. Right freakin' now. BP station is open. Fuel up and go. Maybe just a drive through the city? No, countryside.
@ShayP I'm in Bark Balls, Georgia. It is like Cambodia humid. Come on down!
Selfish, stupid social retards are bountiful...@sean92008 is the baby a girl or a boy? Yes, I believe that there is only 2 genders.
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/california/story/2021-07-21/gender-reveal-fire-charges
@sean92008 is the baby a girl or a boy? Yes, I believe that there is only 2 genders.
That doesn't sound like a real place. @Walks_At_Night ;D I thought you were in North Cackalacky.Bark Balls, Georgia ::)
I don't know, what this "intellectual orphan" turned out to be.Once again, an incomplete news story.
Once again, an incomplete news story.
I do not have high hopes for this "intellectual orphan."
Not you @sean92008 , but so many folks on the West Coast have issues.
Bark Balls, Georgia ::)
One of my favor cities to visit is Savannah, Georgia. However, I would never visit this city in July/August. If the humidity doesn't kill you off, a mosquito bite may do the trick @ShayP .
#YellowFever.
Another case where gun control leads to injured puppies.🙄
Another case where gun control leads to injured puppies.🙄
the streets of Toronto :o @Bart Ell ?
I hate mosquitos. @FISH I get severe reactions to their bites. The bites blister like I was burned. :'(A mosquitos bite? Put an ice cube on it.
Don't like humidity either.
I've always wanted to go to Savannah though.
Yeah!
That 10 year old shoulda been packing!
PEW PEW PEW!
Yeah!
That 10 year old shoulda been packing!
PEW PEW PEW!
I hate mosquitos. @FISH I get severe reactions to their bites. The bites blister like I was burned. :'(
Don't like humidity either.
I've always wanted to go to Savannah though.
Like a disaster movie
https://twitter.com/Internl_Leaks/status/1419253128797450241
@ShayP
I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards. :D
https://www.bugbitething.com/ (https://www.bugbitething.com/)
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1053/0662/files/This_is_the_Big_Bite_Thing_rev.mp4
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I don’t know where to buy actual fire ant killer anymore. The only thing I can find is the stuff that makes them move a few yards away.
@ShayP
I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards. :D
Today: I could not count down from 40.
3 weeks ago: Drove the wrong way down a one-way street in Los Angeles
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Today: I could not count down from 40.May I ask, why? Is there anything to the "Wondering if this is the end" ? Also "getting rid of things from a life I can no longer live" ?
3 weeks ago: Drove the wrong way down a one-way street in Los Angeles
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May I ask, why? Is there anything to the "Wondering if this is the end" ? Also "getting rid of things from a life I can no longer live" ?
@TigerLily - that street that curves around the sports arena just north of it, I knew that street really well. There was a rehearsal hall there. One of my bands also have an office there near that sunglass store.
Yeah, I have something that would normally take quite a few years to fully develop, ultimately ending up in a wheelchair. While my HMO took 7 years before they did brain and spine scans, I was finding out on Yahoo News about the effects of this particular thing on my brain. It is a fucking joke, managed healthcare is managed in the way to save them money. That must include not educating their staff. I joked about the doctor who ordered the scans must have been new. I looked her name up and she's no longer with Kaiser.
I've been trying to tie up things nicely. Bought a couple of my kids cars and did all the big maintenance on it so that they have a car that'll last them another hundred thousand miles easily. I'm also unloading tons and tons of stuff that might mean something to me, but not to anybody else. The stuff that's worth money, if my kids didn't want it and I can't sell it quickly, I destroy it and throw it away. Smashing and melting my record collection was mildly therapeutic.
I am also planning to get out of this state because of the cost of living and finding a better place for assisted living. (California is not only expensive, the labor force is really bad.)
All of this is without any government aid. No disability, not yet, at least.
If I win a lottery, I will hire a mafia hitman to kill everybody who brings frivolous lawsuits against me.
@ShayP
I want to try this out. My skin recovers within the hour from mosquito saliva, but I experience memorable and longterm blisters and sometimes scarring from fire ant venom. The little bastards. :D
https://www.bugbitething.com/ (https://www.bugbitething.com/)
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1053/0662/files/This_is_the_Big_Bite_Thing_rev.mp4
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It's not just me...
Neighbor's parents have been in town. Heard grandmother absolutely shit talk about her grandkids.
The nicest thing muttered was "stupid" parents.
Manchild daddy is pathetic, stereotypical waste of planet's resources.
Too bad she wasn't Falkie's mom.
Fuck. Dude doesn't that belong in the neighbor thread? @sean92008 jus sayin' :DThere's a neighbor thread? Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???
There's a neighbor thread? Oh, that's a new one, isn't it???Mmyeah ;D inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.
Mmyeah ;D inspired partly by you and your neighbor reports.
...and what about your neighbor with the chicken wire contraption in his yard???...I'll answer that in the appropriate thread. Fuckin' stubborn guy you are, man.
I got a friendly business email from someone whose signature line includes "(Pronouns: she/her/hers)"
My reply included "Pronouns: dude/guy/hey"
I wonder how that will be perceived now that I've sent it.
Finally!Ha! Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago. He ain’t no hater!
Cousin Itt is on the cusp of becoming a breakthrough mascot of the main steam.
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Ha! Herman approves, even though he’s from an alternate entertainment format from ago. He ain’t no hater!
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Heh, heh... yes, indeed, “Lily†was quite the hottie in her prime. For me, I’m fighting off Paladin for a young Marilyn. ;)
Speaking of Herman and his family...
eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.
How about me? I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.
While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.
If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.
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Speaking of Herman and his family...
eNor always brags that if he could timetravel backward, he would "want to see Jesus," then, "How about you?" he often asks.
How about me? I would want to go hang with a pre-Munsters Yvonne De Carlo.
While Noory would be assaulted by Aramaic queries and then most likely executed, I would be be yelling "Jesus Christ, Ms. De Carlo!" in multiple rounds.
If I saw her in the Munster period, I would absolutely steal that funky bat necklace.
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If @KSM played baseball
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/07/savannah-bananas-baseball-player-introduced-himself-video-bill-leroy
If @KSM played baseballI like that guy. And you're more right than you know.
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/07/savannah-bananas-baseball-player-introduced-himself-video-bill-leroy
A deer flying a kite?
That too!
Oh is this a contest where we win points? Goodie goodie!!!
Think of it as a Rorschach test of sorts. Randomness that the human mind makes something of...
I had to jump a kid's car...
Here's the voltage chart, yes, it was down to sub 9V...
I had to jump a kid's car...After a 180° adjustment, I see some pissed off tourists in a log cabin who mistakenly believed they had paid to stay IN the Neuschwanstein Castle, not NEAR it.
Here's the voltage chart, yes, it was down to sub 9V...
Look at the shape... Looks like...?
Think of it as a Rorschach test of sorts. Randomness that the human mind makes something of...@sean92008 I see a goat on a rope.
@sean92008 I see a goat on a rope.
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Analog goodness was delivered today. A nice looking windup timer - reminiscent of those big timer clocks we used in film developing darkrooms.Heh, heh... I like those kind of timers. I have a small broiler with one. Crank it and you’re good. And if you pull the stuff out of the oven early, it shuts off with a “ding,†when the timer runs out, if I don’t shut it off. It’s good when you don’t inadvertently burn your estate down.
Sometimes, the digital revolution must be denied access to common tasks.
I like to limit myself to 45 mins bench time when assembling anti-drone MASERs.
I kid.
Tick
Tick
Tick
40 years ago today MTV started.Video killed the good music - a slow and painful death, but it eventually died.
Video killed the good music - a slow and painful death, but it eventually died.
You should write a song about that.
gay winning hits
OH MY
Android voice recognition, dammit! At least give me a nod that I'm using a Canadian news article on that stupid-assed boxer.
I have three passports but it is still called dual citizenship.
Do you have to use the French one in PQ?
Do you have to use the Mexican one in CA?
Or when visiting Texas?
You should write a song about that.
This was the first tune played on MTV. Not sure if this was the exact videoFIFY
This was the first tune played on MTV. Not sure if this was the exact video
Ah yes. Early MTV days. My most vivid memory from then is how videos were repeated around the same time each day. Judas Priest's - You've Got Another Thing Coming was on around 6:20am every weekday. I had to finish watching the video and then run to catch the school bus.
First Berkeley, then where I lived in Oakland (maybe all of Oakland?), then when I lived back in Berkeley again cable wasn't available there. Like Cuba, I guess. When I finally had cable it seemed like they had gotten away from videos. I wish I had seen all those old videos, but I guess that's what YouTube is there forA video of future baldness.
I've never even turned the channel to MTV. Always liked this tune though.
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?
https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1422071710820429828
Hearing Paul McCartney sing will cheer you up.
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?
https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1422071710820429828
No it wont.
I appreciate it. @FISH I just needed some more Sandsquatch Report. ;D
I hope Larry Elder will win this election @sean92008 . What do you think?
Does @ShayP haz a sad? C'mere you loveable hunk. Have some puppies 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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If you’re not for Elder aren’t you racist by definition?
Larry Elder is a Trump supporter, which makes him a white supremacistYes, indeed. An extremist and a threat to The State. To the gulag!
I'm the PB for the Left. Which is a HUGE part of CaliforniaYou and PB should meet for lunch and a beer although being a socialist I guess you'll expect him to foot the bill.
You and PB should meet for lunch and a beer although being a socialist I guess you'll expect him to foot the bill.
Whippersnapper
Sadly the Republicans in the State House and Senate are mostly prison bitches.@sean92008 :'(
The most important thing they need is voter ID and election integrity. There are polling stations that regularly get over 100% voter turnout and no documentation indicating who is actually voting. Decades of that been going on.
TRUMP WON CALIFORNIA
If you’re not for Elder aren’t you racist by definition?YES!!!!
No it wont.@ShayP what about Stevie Wonder?
I appreciate it. @FISH I just needed some more Sandsquatch Report. ;D
@ShayP what about Stevie Wonder?
@sean92008 :'(
How did your state go from the home of Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger to Gavin Newsom?...
I'm decopauging (a distressed print of this classic movie scene) a greeting card for a cherished Lady friend.
I hope she does not think me too forward, nor necro enabling, nor pandering to her self-confessed skull fetish.
THE ABOMINABLE DOCTOR AUTOMAT
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Beautiful.
I have all the Dr. Phibes films. Great for Halloween while the kiddies constantly knock on the fucking door. :)
Larry Elder is a Trump supporter, which makes him a white supremacistArkancide is a neologistic term. We need a new TERM for Election Fraud @PB . Shutdowns again. Mass vote-by-mail again.
Arkancide is a neologistic term. We need a new TERM for Election Fraud @PB . Shutdowns again. Mass vote-by-mail again.
https://twitter.com/ACLU_NorCal/status/1422630831776960514
Talk about an organization that has lost it's way. They must be taking a break from representing pedophiles.
You're 100% right. The Phibes films are perfect for Halloween mood enhancement. There's something about them that permits multiple viewings. I never tire of them. I'm gulity of sometimes using them as low volume white noise and "peripheral art" when I'm wotking on something else.
I like to imagine seeing both films as a double feature at an extant drive-in theater. What a killer billing! Old fashioned sound speakers and junk food and the requisite companion.
Nirvana achieved. Lol
She might accuse me of delivering a cheap date, but she would not soon, if ever, forget that night under the stars, witnessing the great Vincent Price at the helm, playing his surreal music like an absolute madman as we ate pizza.
I'm all about the experience.
Ah. The Phibes Vibes. What a true Romantic you are @Camazotz Automat . Your lady friend will be swept off her feet. And any special night can only be Halloween enhanced by the thrills provided by that most smooth villain Vincent PriceAnd should she resist your advances.. ? @Camazotz Automat
And should she resist your advances.. ? @Camazotz Automat
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Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?
Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?
I quit watching years ago (except for cycling). Specifically the day after the 1993 baseball strike, in the middle of the pennant race.
But to your point, I think it's not appreciated during the events. No one cares what they say the rest of the time, it's a free country.
I quit watching years ago (except for cycling). Specifically the day after the 1993 baseball strike, in the middle of the pennant race.
But to your point, I think it's not appreciated during the events. No one cares what they say the rest of the time, it's a free country.
Can you get LeBron to post here? - great fun
Tony Gwynn's pursuit of .400 (which he attained in a 162-game span stretching into the next season).
Glad you remembered Lebron and went back to modify your original post.
No one cares what they say the rest of the time, indeed.
I think some people care what they have to say, whether they agree or disagree, what I meant was no one is all that upset about it off the field.
When, say, LeBron appears to encourage a cop be killed in a tweet, yeah people will get in a huff about that.
So you are saying people do get upset at what they say off the field.
Why even bother with the first part when you are going to erase it with the second part?
Ever notice that the people who say they don't enjoy sports anymore because of athletes expressing their political opinions are the same people who feel the need to spooge their political opinions all over the place no matter the topic?
So you are saying people do get upset at what they say off the field.
Why even bother with the first part when you are going to erase it with the second part?
Nuance.
That's not how you spell shuck and jive!
Ah. The Phibes Vibes. What a true Romantic you are @Camazotz Automat . Your lady friend will be swept off her feet. And any special night can be Halloween enhanced by the thrills provided by that most smooth villain Vincent Price
I'm kind of like Halloween how @KSM is about Christmas. Every day is the perfect day to celebrate your favorite holiday
@TigerLily
(He sighed, like a contemplative Craig Ferguson, preparing to deliver his personal observations before the commercial break.)
Yes, I am afraid I revealed my Romantic hand there; what with all the stars, the drive-in, the pizza, and the twenty foot tall skeletal head of Dr. Phibes.
Not to mention the "Dead giveaway" of my constructing (for her) greeting card ephemera of said scene.
Oh, we mortal wicks in the candles of existence! We must now away to Ennis, Texas. This bat-headed Cam has provided us with top double creature feature billing at The Galaxy Drive-in! Come, Vulnavia!
And should she resist your advances.. ? @Camazotz Automat
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“Well, Tommee, I had a delightful walk in the dungeon today!â€
He was using the torch to heat up some pizza rolls
About 8 or 9 days ago I bashed my elbow on the top of my platform as I was about to downward elbow strike. It was a direct hit and it hurt but only for a little while so I then went back to what I was doing. Fast forward a few days and all the sudden the elbow in question begins to swell and tighten. It began to settle down by this past past Saturday so I resumed full activities however this has proven to have been a mistake. Now the elbow is quite swollen and I suspect filled with fluid = an enflamed bursa (the connective tissue surrounding the joint) I do not want to take ibuprofen as it hinders protein synthesis. So here I stew in misery and inactivity.
Why the delayed reaction days after the initial injury? NURSE??
8 or 9 days? @KSM Yikes! Ice it, put your protein synthesis on hold and take the anti-inflammatory. Can you straighten the elbow and what is your pain level? Me thinks that by continuing activity after initial injury has put a strain on the connective tissues hence the later swelling. If you masturbate with that arm I suggest using more wrist action. :D
About 8 or 9 days ago I bashed my elbow on the top of my platform as I was about to downward elbow strike. It was a direct hit and it hurt but only for a little while so I then went back to what I was doing. Fast forward a few days and all the sudden the elbow in question begins to swell and tighten. It began to settle down by this past past Saturday so I resumed full activities however this has proven to have been a mistake. Now the elbow is quite swollen and I suspect filled with fluid = an enflamed bursa (the connective tissue surrounding the joint) I do not want to take ibuprofen as it hinders protein synthesis. So here I stew in misery and inactivity.
Why the delayed reaction days after the initial injury? NURSE??
There has to be some sort of medicine made for animals that will fix this!Bart's right, we should skip straight to horse tranquilizers. Bring enough for the class.
Bart's right, we should skip straight to horse tranquilizers. Bring enough for the class.
8 or 9 days? @KSM Yikes! Ice it, put your protein synthesis on hold and take the anti-inflammatory. Can you straighten the elbow and what is your pain level? Me thinks that by continuing activity after initial injury has put a strain on the connective tissues hence the later swelling. If you masturbate with that arm I suggest using more wrist action. :D*Yaawwwnn* Dude, man, DUDEMAN! As previously posted not so long ago, I am a fully licensed personal trainer! I know everything! My question WAS (the majority of you really need to work on reading comprehension) about the delayed reaction to the injury! Why, 3 days later did said elbow suddenly swell up? This is very strange. Once again, I was not seeking advice however you of all had the best, albeit, unsolicited reply. @ShayP The mistake I made was not stopping to access to potential damage done at the time of incident and applying ice right then and there. And yeah.. swallow my pride with an anti-inflammatory and some water.
Sorry workout beast. You are going to have to lay off activity for awhile to let that arm heal. Apply ice but only for 15 minutes at a time. You don't want to restrict blood flow while healing. Arnica is great and very safe. You can give it to kittens or even baby Vera as @Bart Ell suggested. My favorite are Boiron Arnicare gel topical and to get to the deep healing you need T-Relief Arnica + 12 tablets. T-relief has all the topicals also. In my experience nothing better than homeopathic and Chinese herbs. And no side effects. And no matter what @ShayP says I am not your alter ego >:(Some good stuff in there. Hmm!
*Yaawwwnn* Dude, man, DUDEMAN! As previously posted not so long ago, I am a fully licensed personal trainer! I know everything! My question WAS (the majority of you really need to work on reading comprehension) about the delayed reaction to the injury! Why, 3 days later did said elbow suddenly swell up? This is very strange. Once again, I was not seeking advice however you of all had the best, albeit, unsolicited reply. @ShayP The mistake I made was not stopping to access to potential damage done at the time of incident and applying ice right then and there. And yeah.. swallow my pride with an anti-inflammatory and some water.
Some good stuff in there. Hmm!
Redtonic looks like a Fleshlight device.
Not that I ever experienced one.
An obscure CCrane product Noory refuses to push.Heh, heh, heh... imagine, if you will, a Jorch Snoorway C2C commercial for Fleshlight, in which he enthusiastically pushes the product, but, of course, has no idea what it is. #NooryBeats.com
Heh, heh, heh... imagine, if you will, a Jorch Snoorway C2C commercial for Fleshlight, in which he enthusiastically pushes the product, but, of course, has no idea what it is. #NooryBeats.com
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Heh heh. And you KNOW at some point, he would work the product into the show, and create all kinds of fallout.LOL. ;D God bless you, Jorch Snoorway. Your idiocy has brought laughs to so many. Cheap, yes, but laughs, none the less.
"I'm pretty sure the Numbers Lady uses one," Noory said. "And once, gosh, I saw a homeless guy when I was leaving the studio and I gotta tell ya, I felt horrible. So, you know. I slipped him one of these into his outstretched hand and said, you know, "knock yourself out with it. You deserve it just as much as anybody." Thank goodness for CCrane, right? You use one, right, Tommy? Tommy?
"Anyway, handy little device. I won't be caught dead without mine.
"I think we lost Tommy."
Anyone else get this ad?
Anyone else get this ad???? Do you have hormonal belly or mommy belly?
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Anyone else get this ad?
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The belly ad forgot one...
The Porn & Cheetos belly:
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I haven't, but I find it funny that you did.I find it funny that you find it funny that I do. That in itself is sort of funny.
I find it funny that you find it funny that I do. That in itself is sort of funny.
I keep getting Men’s Wearhouse ads. I haven’t owned a suit or worn a tie in 20-years.
??? Do you have hormonal belly or mommy belly?
Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it. ::)I just received a 9V battery that was triple boxed, plus still in it’s plastic clamshell.
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Wife ordered some nail polish. So glad they sent a moving box with it. ::)
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That's friggin cute!
Hair in the food is such an over-reaction. Especially at home. Sure, it's gross, but who cares really?I agree. Her almost vomiting as she slowly pulled, and pullllled the 24" hair out that was obviously at least half way down was an overreaction on her part. Such a drama queen.
You outto see food coming out of the ground, what eggs look like before they get cleaned up, what animals are doing before being eaten...
The She decided to work home home today so being that I'm a good guy I offered to make her breakfast. Made some back bacon and Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs (you treat them like a risotto) Yummy :)
It was the ladder.
I agree. Her almost vomiting as she slowly pulled, and pullllled the 24" hair out that was obviously at least half way down was an overreaction on her part. Such a drama queen.
Crème Fraîche?hahaha OMG did I do that? LATTER! It was the LATTER!!
Stuff like that happens at home.
She has good balance?
More cowbell!
Don’t fly now, it sucks. I actually paid for a first class ticket thinking it would help prevent the exact jam I’m in. Next time I’ll make the 11 hour drive.
You never know if the flight you booked is a real flight or not. My sister flew a couple of weeks ago and was notified her flight was changed throwing her plans into chaos. I was booked for a flight from Boston this morning. I got up early to make the flight and saw they rebooked me for tomorrow. Fortunately I was able to catch a flight today and convince my wife to drive 3.5 hours to pick me up as all of the flights to my local regional airport were filled. When I asked about the difference in fare because I flew economy while paying for first class and missing a segment of the flight I have been told the only thing I can do is email the airline.When was customer service replaced with customer abuse?
At least I get home today and don’t have to worry about the hurricane in Boston tomorrow. That could have been brutal trying to get out.
I've been driving the last few years. I got tired of the crappy service and the crappy treatment. Hit 'em where it hurts, stop flying, and maybe the industry will pull its collective head out of its ass.Same here. If I can’t drive to the location, I’m not going. Commercial flying has been going downhill since the 80’s. The TSA crap and now Corona Crap must really make it delightful, now.
... When was customer service replaced with customer abuse?...
No wonder these are on clearance. We all know that Star Wars bois all live at home with their mothers, do not cook, and do not clean... [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]
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No wonder these are on clearance. We all know that Star Wars bois all live at home with their mothers, do not cook, and do not clean... [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]
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He could have cleaned off his tonsils with them, but I guess it's too late for that
Batteries Not Included . . .FleshRocket?
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We are currently doing 80 of these units at a rate of two completions per day with a third unit fully prepped and ready for the following day. Started yesterday so we've only 78 to go!
Step your game up. Get that done by the end of the week. ;D ;):D Heading in at 11. No doubt the sounds of Sound Garden will be flooding the place from my two assholes.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit
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I guess it beats living like Falkie.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit
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I guess it beats living like Falkie.
I watch little tv, but have a friend who watches a lot. She says the airwaves are filled with butt crack deodorant commercials. Much to ponder.
Who knew ???
Who knew ???
I hate whistling in music.
Drives me nuts.
Recently I had to learn Wind Of Change.
Brutal whistling torture song.
Follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Moskva?
I always thought they were following the Mod Squad.
I don't mind a few seconds of Susanna Hoffs but it would have been better if that Don't Worry, be Happy dude was never born.Heh, heh, heh... yeah, i’m not much for whistling. I guess it beats yodeling.
I hate whistling in music.
Drives me nuts.
Recently I had to learn Wind Of Change.
Brutal whistling torture song.
Follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Moskva?
I always thought they were following the Mod Squad.
Whistling drives me tri polar. Songs, people shopping, rednecks using it as a mating call from their ATVs.Good point. Maybe it’s because Earle Hagen was really good.
Having said that, the theme from The Andy Griffith Show does not trigger me. It even seems pleasant. I guess there is enough of a difference in its recorded tone so that it doesn't register as a chalkboard squeal.
Has degeneracy hit rock bottom yet? Young lady that just had some oral surgery crying because she can't suck dick for awhile:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/oJOEc9tNj1og/
;D
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I’m glad I don’t know what that is nor care about the outrage.
As teens and even beyond, we believed Manfred Mann's Earth Band was saying "wrapped up like a douche" instead of "revved up like a deuce."
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
You know they rode her in the night
@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.
This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.
@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.
This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.
As teens and even beyond, we believed Manfred Mann's Earth Band was saying "wrapped up like a douche" instead of "revved up like a deuce."
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
You know they rode her in the night
The October full moon will be the Full Hunter’s Moon. The next full moon on Monday, is the Full Harvest Moon, also known as the Full Corn Moon. Here is a handy site to find out which full moon is which.
https://www.farmersalmanac.com/full-moon-dates-and-times
I can’t wait for the Beaver moon!Lol!
Got the bad news this morning. No Christmas orchestra performances because of the Wuhan. No First Christmas money for me. I’ll hold out hope for Second Christmas.
On one of Dylan's religious songs he sang "Fools they made a mock of sin." I kept hearing him sing "Fools they made a moccasin.
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@PolkaDot Monday night is the full moon but I will be in Maryland getting 2 more treatments. But I’ll be back for the October full moon which also falls on the 20th.
This is the corn moon anyway. The harvest moon is much better to dance under.
Got the bad news this morning. No Christmas orchestra performances because of the Wuhan. No First Christmas money for me. I’ll hold out hope for Second Christmas.Sorry, @juan :'(
The October full moon will be the Full Hunter’s Moon.
Going through my small grove of tomato bushes, I picked off three rather massive tomato worms or whatever they're called. In the old days, I would squish them or throw them in the greens trash. Today, my lizard friends ate very well. It was so cute, these bugs were still on the little branches and I threw them right in front of the lizards hanging out in my yard. Each one of them ignored it. When I turned away for a minute, I looked back and they were all gone.Didn’t want to be caught with their mouths open or their tongues out. :)
Could the lizards have been modest or embarrassed? 😁
Didn’t want to be caught with their mouths open or their tongues out. :)
So, lizards are related to politicians!!!
😁😁😁😁
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That poor bird seems happy and ok now, will he grow his feathers back?...He/she should, especially since the bird’s definitely “got his groove on.†;)
I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.
PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we. :D
I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.
PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we. :D
I am parked perfectly. Always and on the first try. Others are so eager to blatantly display the disorder of their wretched lives.Nice kalanchoe
PS I was asked to drop my pants within 5 minutes of that picture. Oooh we had a time didn't we. :D
Picture perfect! We'd be great neighbors and coworkers.
Nice kalanchoeI thought it was fake.. she had her finger in my ass so I may have been a tad distracted.
I appreciate that.Is there a copay for that service or was that preventative maintenance? Def not fake.
I thought it was fake.. she had her finger in my ass so I may have been a tad distracted.
Is there a copay for that service or was that preventative maintenance? Def not fake.I dunno, she said she was looking for Terry. I was like WTF? - ok - you're the doctor. Whatever.
How come horses get all of the cool medicine?
In the lagoon area, the trendy old folks are carrying Wasp & Hornet spray to ward off animal attacks, human attackers and, on a rare occasion, possible insect attack.
Apparently, the homeless pit bull owners let their leashless animals wander and this stuff can do wonders. Or so they say.
I'm sure a lot more people know this, I didn't know that The Addams Family was named after an actual person.You love Rue Rue McClanahan!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Addams
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I wouldn't dare post those photos of Betty White! Bart would ban my assAre they better than “Poochie?â€
Are they better than “Poochie?â€
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginBit of a Macys Day Parade float heat goin' on.
Bit of a Macys Day Parade float heat goin' on.â€The girl in the shack.†It’s that little touch of class that adds to Poochie’s charm.
Bit of a Macys Day Parade float heat goin' on.
I first saw this story relatively recently. Interesting. 8 hope they win. This is the reason I'm not volunteering any of me for medical stuff.As soon as they take it, it's theirs. Blood, tissue from surgery or whatever....
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/nation/story/2021-10-04/henrietta-lacks-estate-sues-company-over-use-of-her-cells
As soon as they take it, it's theirs. Blood, tissue from surgery or whatever....
Over the last couple of months I've been getting Free Birds clickacy and they've put up billboards around town. Hands down and consistently the ugliest shoes ever. :(
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Although I agree with the family suing (mainly because I don't expect them to have disclosed anything, nor were there rules in place I bet), I have instructed my kids that they are not to volunteer for any covid crap because there are millions if not possibly billions of dollars for the big pharma/government insiders.There were no rules in place. She was treated quite horribly and did not have the education, resources, or support to do much about it. She really had no idea what was going on.
Ugly shoes for the sheeple! Welcome to the United States of Venezuela!
Freebird shoes. Ronnie Van Zant must be spinning.
There were no rules in place. She was treated quite horribly and did not have the education, resources, or support to do much about it. She really had no idea what was going on.
.. Hands down and consistently the ugliest shoes ever. :(
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Welcome to Snooryville. You’ll have to ask these guys below about your horse.
...who are you people and where is my horse?
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful. And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home which eventually led to me walking into a door frame and knocking me out almost breaking my tailbone as I landed. Woke up about 9 minutes later.
...who are you people and where is my horse?
That's what you get for drinking shitty craft beers and following up with fine whiskey. And by 'walking into a door frame', you really mean the wifey clobbered you. :DWhat? I thought that was @KSM's foreplay!
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful. And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home...
What? I thought that was @KSM's foreplay!
Well, I wish you some good makeup sex, KSM.
So money well spent, then.
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginHe looks appropriate for these folks to set it up.
He wants a meet and greet.
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?
I've been getting calls lately then when I look at caller ID it says ''SPAM?'' following by an 866 number.That is the new FCC rule in place. I believe it was a Trump Administration law. The key is that legitimate phone companies are working in conjunction with the FCC and the small ones working outside of the law are the ones who get these international VoIP scammers.
Yeah, good luck with that.
That is the new FCC rule in place. I believe it was a Trump Administration law. The key is that legitimate phone companies are working in conjunction with the FCC and the small ones working outside of the law are the ones who get these international VoIP scammers.
I missed that. Can the caller still set, or re-set what the caller ID will show?
That's what you get for drinking shitty craft beers and following up with fine whiskey. And by 'walking into a door frame', you really mean the wifey clobbered you. :DWell to be precise I walked into the side of the door. As I opened it with the intention of GOING INSIDE THAT ROOM the door hit my right boot that was now a doorstop. The forward momentum planted my face first into the side of the door where I saw stars as I stumbled back to trip over a small table then landing on my tailbone just before the back of my head bounced off the hard, wood, floor.
Gonna be a few days. This was our 20th and I was supposed to whisk her off to Valemont for a week at the cabin but I even fucked that up.
Well, I wish you some good makeup sex, KSM.
So money well spent, then.Of course.
Who is Potential Spam and why do they keep calling?It’s a 911-type call from some farm. The bigger question is how do they use the phone?
Well to be precise I walked into the side of the door. As I opened it with the intention of GOING INSIDE THAT ROOM the door hit my right boot that was now a doorstop. The forward momentum planted my face first into the side of the door where I saw stars as I stumbled back to trip over a small table then landing on my tailbone just before the back of my head bounced off the hard, wood, floor.
In all seriousness @KSM I hope you don't have any lingering effects of a concussion. You said you were out for 9 minutes? Ugh.I told you to stop applying labels to yourself. You're not a "klutz" you just fall or bang into things from time to time.
I've done similar things as you described and felt like an idiot. LOL! I expect it though since I've always been a klutz. :-[
Wife and I had a lovely anniversary yesterday that was topped off with a very nice candlelit dinner. Was wonderful. And then came the drive home where things quickly fell apart resulting in the silent treatment when we got home which eventually led to me walking into a door frame and knocking me out almost breaking my tailbone as I landed. Woke up about 9 minutes later.
...who are you people and where is my horse?
I told you to stop applying labels to yourself. You're not a "klutz" you just fall or bang into things from time to time.
You probably deserved the kick in the ass but being concussed is no laughing matter.
Why is it so eerily quiet in my neighborhood tonight? Not a sound in the house. Not a sound outside. Nothing. Not even wind rustling the leaves in the trees. Dead silence. I had to turn on some music to make sure I didn't go deaf. :o
I think that usually means Bigfoot or aliens are on the prowl. Shhhhhh…..🤭
Maybe there is help I might eat a Peep in the future... [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]@sean92008
@sean92008
You could wash them down with this.. ?
Sometimes, I think it's time to call it a day when somebody on stage recognizes you you don't know who the hell they are.
Damn pathetic.
Yep. Just ask @ShayP
It’s a 911-type call from some farm. The bigger question is how do they use the phone?Siri
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Maybe there is help I might eat a Peep in the future... [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]Ug. If you aren’t all ready cancerous, surely that will do it @sean92008 . Worth the risk?
@sean92008Yes please, hold the peeps @KSM .
You could wash them down with this.. ?
A person approached me today at the grocery store and and said "Greg, how's it going?" I politely said "I'm not Greg." He thought for a second and chuckled then said "My bad." Now, what is odd is when I was in Virginia I had a coworker by that name and people would confuse us for each other. I don't know how because he had lots of hair and I shaved my head.
So, I'm in Pittsburgh now and the same thing happens. My name isn't Greg. I guess my mother chose the wrong name for me.
Greg @ShayP , be a Dear and pass the scotch.
Removing the flipping obscenities from license plates on Maine’s roads and highways isn’t going to happen overnight, even though a law banning such profanities in a state where such regulation has been unusually lax goes into effect Monday.
Currently, there are license plates with salty language including f-bombs, references to anatomy and sex acts, and general insults. One license plate says simply, “F—-Y0U†— except that on the plate, it’s plainly spelled out.
https://apnews.com/article/oddities-business-maine-eb34f0bb19717f4bde2cabfe4c100c7c
A person approached me today at the grocery store and and said "Greg, how's it going?" I politely said "I'm not Greg." He thought for a second and chuckled then said "My bad." Now, what is odd is when I was in Virginia I had a coworker by that name and people would confuse us for each other. I don't know how because he had lots of hair and I shaved my head.
So, I'm in Pittsburgh now and the same thing happens. My name isn't Greg. I guess my mother chose the wrong name for me.
LOL!
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?
Cipher: Oh, boy. Here we go.
Trinity: Damn it!
Morpheus: Shay-O, are you sure?
Shay-O: Yeah. I think so. Why?
Cipher: We gotta fucking Greg. Can you believe that shit?
Trinity: When this happens - a Greg In the Matrix - it indicates agent activity or a change in programming.
Shay-O: I don't get it. Because someone called me "Greg"?
Morpheus: We must leave! Now!
Cipher: Move it, Greg. You're the one they're locked in on.
Greg Dear, @ShayP I have to tell you your av is giving me flashbacks of a rather unfortunate sort. The one and only time I attempted to watch that movie I was…let’s just say, not in my right mind. I have NO idea why in the world we thought it would be a good idea to watch it at that particular moment. In the dark. Out of our god damned minds. But it most certainly WAS NOT a good idea.
*shudder*
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?The women used to pick the beans are given gloves to work in.
The women used to pick the beans are given gloves to work in.
I prefer unethical coffees.
I prefer unethical coffees.I like the flavor of the brand that whips the midgets that pick the beans. The blood imparts a subtle saltiness. I’d even pay extra for that.
You would Greg. You would................
I like the flavor of the brand that whips the midgets that pick the beans. The blood imparts a subtle saltiness. I’d even pay extra for that.
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I've been getting this 'clickacy' ad, or variations of it, for a number of days now. Odd because I really haven't been following the case all that closely.
I like the flavor of the brand that whips the midgets that pick the beans. The blood imparts a subtle saltiness. I’d even pay extra for that.
Ha! ;D I don't need agents after me or any change in the program, but I guess it's too late. I don't want to be a Greg in the matrix. :(Heh, heh, heh... From Pinhead back to Mr. Rogers. A totally natural transition. ;) Seeing Andrew Robinson portray a sane character in “Hellraiserâ€, after his “Dirty Harry†Scorpio character, was kind of strange. He was such a psycho as Scorpio, I can’t help but see him as Scorpio, forever.
Wife bought some Ethical Bean Coffee. What is this? Is it some sort of 'woke' coffee?I prefer beans who know their place and joyfully await their fate to be ground and bathed in scalding water.
I prefer beans who know their place and joyfully await their fate to be ground and bathed in scalding water.Agreed! I'll often throw in a live lobster in there.
Heh, heh, heh... From Pinhead back to Mr. Rogers. A totally natural transition. ;) Seeing Andrew Robinson portray a sane character in “Hellraiserâ€, after his “Dirty Harry†Scorpio character, was kind of strange. He was such a psycho as Scorpio, I can’t help but see him as Scorpio, forever.
I haven’t seen “Hellraiser†in years. It was definitely an interesting movie when it came out in the 80’s.
I think I discovered a drink called "The Boston." Maybe a variation on that name. Lemonade and Captain Morgan's spiced rum. Shit sneaks up on you. It's like fooling around and falling in love.@sean92008 Hmm makes sense but I must ask::: Lemonade. Like package stuff or REAL juice from a lemon in water and THEN add the Captain..? I guess I am just saying that incorporating actual lemon would be a good thing.
@sean92008 Hmm makes sense but I must ask::: Lemonade. Like package stuff or REAL juice from a lemon in water and THEN add the Captain..? I guess I am just saying that incorporating actual lemon would be a good thing.I've used a lemonade vitamin drink last night after using a lemonade concentrate mix the first time. Happy both times. I do like the idea of having pulp in it for visual and textural effect.
Garnish?
I've used a lemonade vitamin drink last night after using a lemonade concentrate mix the first time. Happy both times. I do like the idea of having pulp in it for visual and textural effect...
Arnold Palmer's are hard to beat on a hot day...
If I wanted to be an alcoholic, that would be my main drink.
There's a lot in that..
I didn't want to get sick inside these clubs filled with smoke. No White Snake jokes here! Too soon, I still remember Ty Longley's name
Yet you don't remember Great White's name.
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I never understood the many people who would announce by way of a thread that they were leaving Coast/bellgab. There were several over the years. Forget who it was but one guy had a second thread entitled 'how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit'. And it is not exclusive to BG. Seen it happen other places. Including mine where a guy threatened to sue me if I didn't delete his account. It made for a very entertaining thread as he kept going for months about leaving and suing. After awhile it was beyond redundant and no longer entertaining so I banned him. I guess when he was no longer able to sign in he figured that I deleted the account. But I didn't. His name was Thomas, from Fort Wayne, Indiana and he worked as a bouncer in his uncles bar. Whatta life
I posted it too early for Halloween. I do not want you having flashbacks. I will change it. So, I is it safe to say you may have been 'tripping' when you watched it? @PolkaDot ;D ;)I was not always the good girl you see before you now @ShayP :-X
I was not always the good girl you see before you now @ShayP :-XI had the Norman album turned up at work last Thursday afternoon. I'll bet that nobody in the history of job sites could ever say that! I enjoyed the hell oot o' meself didn't I!
I was not always the good girl you see before you now @ShayP :-X
I wasn't always Mister Rogers either. @PolkaDot Sometimes, I'm very far from it. ;)We always appreciate you being “in the neighborhood.†;)
We always appreciate you being “in the neighborhood.†;)
Well, thank you. I appreciate that every time I see your avatar, even going back to Bellgab, that damn song plays in my head! >:( ;) ;DHa! Adios, Mr. Bell! ;)
Ha! Adios, Mr. Bell! ;)
"The Wind No Longer Blows, in the End it was Without Direction. Long Live the Hot Air. 30"
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Art would have been more accurate to say "Hot Pocket." sNorry is barely above room temperature.Quit trying to cheer me up. ;)
If AB was never sold to PremSuck, the series of quittenings may not have gone down as they did.
Oh, and to clarify, @ItsOver "damn song" is not a slight against Roy. Your avatar has given me plenty of earworms. Especially since when I was a kid my grandmother played him constantly. Total recall. It's over...It's oover!...It's ooover!!! ;D 8)Heh, heh, heh... thumbs up for your grandmother. ;D
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.When I was 18 I dated a chick with the roundest ass in the world. I mean it was not a half circle but more like 3/4 circle from the side. She was young so it was firm and not sagging despite its dimensions. I loved it! I loved sticking my face in there and goin' to town! One day I wondered how her farts escaped her buttocks and I was instantly turned off. Broke up with her.
Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.
Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.
Shay-O: I don't w a n t to be a Greg Beacon in the Matrix.
Morpheus: It doesn't matter.
What.
You.
Want.
Shay-O: Son of a bitch!
Morpheus: It only matters.
What.
You.
Do.
Shay-O: The fuck's the difference!?
Morpheus: A lot. The difference between eternal domination
by the Matrix and freedom to pursue our true destiny.
Shay-O: Fuck me!
Trinity: Not now, Shay-O. Not while we are in the Matrix.
Shay-O: That's not what I meant, goddamn it!
Morpheus: Cipher! It's time!
Cipher: You got it, chief. Hold onto your knob, Greg.
Shay-O: Fuckin' drama!
Miley Cyrus has an ass that's bigger than her dad's.
Her new Gucci ad shows a big-assed posterior shot.
So Trinity is willing to hook up. Hmm....Go for it Greg! Trinity’s hot!
Go for it Greg! Trinity’s hot!
She doesn't want to in the Matrix though! *sigh* I have a feeling she's letting me down easy for when we get out of the Matrix and it won't happen. :-\ :'(Not with that kind of attitude.
The new Lexus ads, the ones with youthful rap artists and Auto-Tune singers, suck! Instead of being a vehicle with luxury looks, they come off like a fucking comic book car. It's a fucking shame. Got to hand it to the Germans on that one, their cars don't look like the results of an acid trip.
@bateman is this by you?
https://twitter.com/nyscanner/status/1450966437439291393
Sonata rocks!
@bateman is this by you?
https://twitter.com/nyscanner/status/1450966437439291393
Sonata rocks!
That’s gotta be a Kia or a Hyundai, so no, definitely not.
Hyundai Sonata
Funny, during the sequence where they had all the Democrat politicians in the snapshots, there happened to be that guy.. Colin Powell.
When I was 18 I dated a chick with the roundest ass in the world. I mean it was not a half circle but more like 3/4 circle from the side. She was young so it was firm and not sagging despite its dimensions. I loved it! I loved sticking my face in there and goin' to town! One day I wondered how her farts escaped her buttocks and I was instantly turned off. Broke up with her.
Julie Nunweiler. She was real fuckin dumb too.
Hanging in the breeze?Too late
That gap-toothed woman on Google?
I didn't want to seemingly stalkerish.
@KSM - Did she actually fart or was it just an "in-case" situation?
Funny, during the sequence where they had all the Democrat politicians in the snapshots, there happened to be that guy.. Colin Powell.One of the rare times when Ralph Noory is right.
One of the rare times when Ralph Noory is right.
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“I don’t believe in coincidences.â€
I thought his name was Dave?Jorch is a man of many names and little talent.
I thought his name was Dave?🎶You can call him Al. 🎶
Jorch is a man of many names and little talent.
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He is known as customer 572657 at the Hairpiece Warehouse...
Hanging in the breeze?Stalkerish? No. I tagged you.
That gap-toothed woman on Google?
I didn't want to seem stalkerish.
@KSM - Did she actually fart or was it just an "in-case" situation?
It looks like he's wearing lipstick. ;DDate night with Tommee.
Date night with Tommee.LOL rancid things are a foot!
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Stalkerish? No. I tagged you.
It was a just in case situation. The bum physics as I understood them would not allow for any escape of the obnoxious gasses. And she became a little stalkerish.. didn't want to get trapped.
I always thought the old saying was that if a woman had a gap in her front teeth she was extra horny I think that was the way Madonna justified herself at one point... Agnetha from ABBA too... Gap+good ass...@sean92008 I heard something about the horniest chicks having a longer second toe than all the others. I had a German GF and that rang true for her.
It's all character-building stuff,the relationships we go through... That and carrying over past life experiences 😁
@sean92008 I heard something about the horniest chicks having a longer second toe than all the others. I had a German GF and that rang true for her.
I think that's called the "royal toe." (Not googling it )Morton’s Toe.
Morton’s Toe.
Sooo...â€Managed†care = Cheapest care. No matter the health care, you really have to be on your toes and question everything. It’s bad enough to be a patient but I personally would never want to be a doctor or a nurse in today’s usual bureaucratic nightmare.
Kaiser Permanente is the classic example of managed healthcare. They go the cheapest route, avoid the proper diagnostics and then try to dismiss serious issues with laughable diagnoses. I've got issues, when they do an MRI of my brain and spine, there's shit happening...
My last appointment was excruciatingly comedic. My medical records actually have a notation about the likelihood that I am suffering from CTE due to my past experiences as an athlete and running into 2x4s, etc... I went in because I'm suffering from some new symptoms and what does the doctor say? Sleep apnea!
I burst out in a sarcastic laugh, got up and walked out of the office mid-sentence. They've been sending me emails trying to schedule me for a sleep clinic or whatever... The doctor says that the sleep apnea treatment could help with all my physical symptoms, it's kind of like saying that if you sleep better of you're broken arm will go away.
I get an urgent email today saying that I need to take my booster shots for the covid vaccine because I am a high risk pre-existing condition patient. If I were such a high risk pre-existing condition patient, why didn't he check to see if that lump is a tumor, a cyst or alien space baby?
They took the liberty to schedule an appointment for me and I took the liberty to go and cancel it.
I think Kaiser is just looking for things that will make the big money. High reward, little cost treatments. Since the covid shot is government subsidized, hey no problem! Doing another contrast MRI on me, too expensive.
I hope I stroke out and go quickly. I don't want to be in one of their hospitals giving my family hope that I might survive.
They've done the same to my friends, especially when it comes to cancer treatment. They are slow to treat...
California's Obamacare program is modeled after Kaiser. They're in bed with the Marxist regime and it shows.
â€Managed†care = Cheapest care. No matter the health care, you really have to be on your toes and question everything. It’s bad enough to be a patient but I personally would never want to be a doctor or a nurse in today’s usual bureaucratic nightmare.
I think of doctors at Kaiser kind of like I think of accountants at the IRS. Subpar, low quality failures who can't succeed on their own.Yep. And the doctors set at a computer, looking up CDC “guidance.†::)
Many baseball managers are kind of like Kaiser doctors. They do what the front office says. It's no longer about putting the guy that feels the best or is doing the best, it's all about doing what the front office wants based on a computer printout. It's all a symptom of modern society. The lack of critical thinking has taken over.
Sooo...Wow. Makes the Canadian medical system sound pretty damn good and that's a stretch from the truth. Sorry you're going through all this.
Kaiser Permanente is the classic example of managed healthcare. They go the cheapest route, avoid the proper diagnostics and then try to dismiss serious issues with laughable diagnoses. I've got issues, when they do an MRI of my brain and spine, there's shit happening...
My last appointment was excruciatingly comedic. My medical records actually have a notation about the likelihood that I am suffering from CTE due to my past experiences as an athlete and running into 2x4s, etc... I went in because I'm suffering from some new symptoms and what does the doctor say? Sleep apnea!
I burst out in a sarcastic laugh, got up and walked out of the office mid-sentence. They've been sending me emails trying to schedule me for a sleep clinic or whatever... The doctor says that the sleep apnea treatment could help with all my physical symptoms, it's kind of like saying that if you sleep better of you're broken arm will go away.
I get an urgent email today saying that I need to take my booster shots for the covid vaccine because I am a high risk pre-existing condition patient. If I were such a high risk pre-existing condition patient, why didn't he check to see if that lump is a tumor, a cyst or alien space baby?
They took the liberty to schedule an appointment for me and I took the liberty to go and cancel it.
I think Kaiser is just looking for things that will make the big money. High reward, little cost treatments. Since the covid shot is government subsidized, hey no problem! Doing another contrast MRI on me, too expensive.
I hope I stroke out and go quickly. I don't want to be in one of their hospitals giving my family hope that I might survive.
They've done the same to my friends, especially when it comes to cancer treatment. They are slow to treat...
California's Obamacare program is modeled after Kaiser. They're in bed with the Marxist regime and it shows.
Wow. Makes the Canadian medical system sound pretty damn good and that's a stretch from the truth. Sorry you're going through all this.
So would it be silly to ask for a 2nd (or 3rd) opinion?
Forgive me; "running into 2-4s" What does that mean?
Running into 2x4s... Hit with one by somebody stupidly moving around some wood and then an overhead storage structure a couple of times. Don't ask, I don't know if it's more embarrassing or infuriating. Two times I ended up on my ass and out for a bit. I've also been run over by Samoan football players multiple times. Then there was the time that I went into a concrete block structure that had a chain link fence a few inches in front of it trying to catch a foul ball. The fence gave a lot more and I hit concrete. Then there's the countless times that I played daredevil on a bicycle as a kid or rode my 10-speed in an alleyway flipping head first over the thing. I was even dropped on my head by a high schooler volunteering at my elementary school as a gang of us were roughhousing. I remember that one because I went home and slept for a very long time. Stuff adds up.
No, nobody's ever donkey punched me.
Well ok then!
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Apologies for audibly giggling a little bit but you explained all that rather well.
Hertz orders 100,000 Model 3 electric vehicles from TeslaThis actually might be a move to get more used Teslas on to the market. You know, getting value shopper types interested.
DETROIT (AP) — Car rental company Hertz is ordering 100,000 electric vehicles from Tesla.
The company says it’s buying the Tesla Model 3 small cars by the end of 2022, and it also will set up its own electric vehicle charging network.
No price was given for the order, but it has to be worth around $4 billion because each Model 3 has a base price of around $40,000.
https://apnews.com/article/business-lifestyle-travel-car-rental-mark-fields-0da1c7ac07d45682cf101077b62988ab
This is a really helpful graphic for those who like to clean things...@sean92008 Um.. what the hell you up to? What brought all that on? Are you suddenly a heavy machine operator? New career? WTF ???
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@sean92008 Um.. what the hell you up to? What brought all that on? Are you suddenly a heavy machine operator? New career? WTF ???Maybe he’s planning a hit on Dave Norway and he wants the best way to remove all the commando grease after the job.
Don't get me wrong - it's helpful stuff just in case..
@sean92008 Um.. what the hell you up to? What brought all that on? Are you suddenly a heavy machine operator? New career? WTF ???
Don't get me wrong - it's helpful stuff just in case..
Scarily enough I was looking at that very same graphic independently just the other day. in my case I want to clean up some range hood filters.
Scarily enough I was looking at that very same graphic independently just the other day. in my case I want to clean up some range hood filters.
Be careful. With great Thrust comes great responsibility. ;)
The SG worked well on the engine at about 90°F with my @THRUST MEATNOZZLE on "mist."
Be careful. With great Thrust comes great responsibility. ;)Didn't ThrustNozzle open for Spinal Tap AND the puppet show?
"Range hood filters" is code for new medication.
The drench is just not giving him the high he needs anymore.
Taking the little kids (no not ours) out for dinner tonight to a BBQ steakhouse thingy. They have a skillet double chocolate chip cookie that haunts me. Two giant tollhouse style cookies baked together in a cast iron pan and served with Smuckers chocolate syrup drizzled over top. Of course they bring it out in the hot pan that you eat out of.
Talking about chewy soft doughy chocolate chip lovable divine guck in a pan. Fuck sakes.. it is GOD! DAMED! KRYPTONITE!
PS Hmm I realize that it sounds rather disturbing that uncle Thrust and his wife are taking little kids out for a birthday dinner.
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile. If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.
...PS Hmm I realize that it sounds rather disturbing that uncle Thrust and his wife are taking little kids out for a birthday dinner.
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile. If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.
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You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile. If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.Good Lord. Forgot aboot that one.
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EEeeks what do you suppose he's whispering in her ear??
You’ll get used to it after you’ve lived in Amerika for awhile. If anyone finds it disturbing, just tell them you’re a Democrat and you’ll be good.
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@Bart Ell , can you change the name of @THRUST MEATNOZZLE to THRUST COOKIENOZZLE?
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Feel The Thrust
Has anybody noticed a higher prevalence of mothers being depicted in prairie dresses in commercials?@sean92008
Doordash and Jeep and something else I don't remember the brand they were.
I feel like I'm in Southern Nevada again. FLDS!
Hypnotizing innit!@sean92008
Most of the TV ads i see are various scenarios where white women married to various other races and all the kids look to be asian/black/Martian-ish. White men do not exist. Completely transparent and laughable. They don't even try to hide it. You're seeing Little House On The Prairie!! ??
All right boys, @THRUST MEATNOZZLE (JFC<WTH!?!?) and @sean92008: Quit it, you're being ridiculous! Where's @TigerLily to moderate?
If I didn't currently have long black stiletto nails that make typing very difficult I would verbally bitch slap both of you. ::)
P.S. Prairie dresses have been a thing for a couple of seasons now.
Ahhh.
Who would have thought that Southern Nevada and Utah would be the fashion trendsetters that they are. 😁LOL That was actually funny. You been drinking?
Presuming you have a bidet... 😲
My sluts do that for me. I'll send them over.. for a price of course.
Why are you covered in tics? ???That's a tac-y joke.
Pet monkey of Texas football coach allegedly attacks kid trick-or-treating. And, of course, the story only gets stranger.
https://fansided.com/2021/11/01/texas-football-coach-pet-monkey-attacks-kid-trick-treating/
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Pole assassin. LOL!The next C2C host?
With only 5 knocks on the door we gave out candy to 16-18 kids. And now, as usual, we have several boxes of mini chocolate bars and small bags of Lays chips. I don't fuckin want this crap hangin' round. She buys like it's the end of Halloween and the world is coming to our door.
fuck sakes
Coast to Coast AMAnd Noory is such a good guy, because he tells us so, he’ll no doubt cover shipping costs.
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'Pole assassin' is one of her social media handles. LOL!
That's a tac-y joke.I know. I shouldn’t make fun of his medical condition. :P
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I know. I shouldn’t make fun of his medical condition. :PBetter a tic rather than saying "shit." - if it's not a Tourette saying, it should be.
Last night, I stopped by a place I have been driving by since 1984. As I approached the front door, two very beautiful womans, one of them easily over 6 feet tall in flats, walked by.How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin†in attendance?
I went up to the door lady and asked about the building and the business. Beautiful place. Pretty small, but beautiful.
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How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin†in attendance?
How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin†in attendance?Is she a "biter?"
How much a dance and was a lady by the name of “Pole Assassin†in attendance?Even moreso, was the monkey there?
Even moreso, was the monkey there?
Even moreso, was the monkey there?Ouch!
Is she a "biter?"â€She stole my name!â€
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LMAO!!That story will never get old. ;D
Well done. ;D
@KSM, I've liked my ranch-styled homes for the distance... Working on one side when kids were asleep on the other, cats can run sprints, watch porn without the spousal unit nearby, etc. Easier to vacuum, especially with hardwood and tile, more windows than my staired homes was another plus. Plumbing through a slab... Not so good.Are you a former rancher yourself? @sean92008 You seem like a city guy. Unless you had livestock you cannot occupy a rancher style home. That's the law!
Are you a former rancher yourself? @sean92008 You seem like a city guy. Unless you had livestock you cannot occupy a rancher style home. That's the law!Is livestock code for a large partner?
Is livestock code for a large partner?If she swallows, I don't care what size...
Are you a former rancher yourself? @sean92008 You seem like a city guy. Unless you had livestock you cannot occupy a rancher style home. That's the law!
No. I was just hoping you were familiar with the ranch/farm life. Never mind. It won't work now but you almost won..
Ranch-stype homes are common around here. Is "rancher" a different style of home altogether?
As I approached the front door, two very beautiful womans, one of them easily over 6 feet tall in flats, walked by.I like when women relax and wear flats. But not with nylons. Coz when they come off.. the air can get a little.. oogy.. and they don't taste all that good either ;D
hahahahahaha
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No. I was just hoping you were familiar with the ranch/farm life. Never mind. It won't work now but you almost won..Ick... put a shoe on that nasty looking thing.
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I like when women relax and wear flats. But not with nylons. Coz when they come off.. the air can get a little.. oogy.. and they don't taste all that good either ;D
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Wow...
You guys are running amuck in here again. Everyone take a shower and meet back in twenty. Also, a quiet meditation to cleanse your minds wouldn't hurt.
Will do! @PolkaDot We like to stay clean and have fun.
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Hmmm, maybe you should tray a rain shower head if you're all going to congregate like that @ShayP . Never mind, I'll just grab the hose
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No. I was just hoping you were familiar with the ranch/farm life. Never mind. It won't work now but you almost won..
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I like when women relax and wear flats. But not with nylons. Coz when they come off.. the air can get a little.. oogy.. and they don't taste all that good either ;D
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Will do! @PolkaDot We like to stay clean and have fun.
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Never mind, I'll just grab the hose
Which one?LOL You're as bad as the rest of them!
Yet another post demonstrating why I am The Best!
FUCKIN GROSS, MAN!
I really don't understand what's happening here:
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I can't comprehend it either. I regret looking at that. WTF?
Pet monkey of Texas football coach allegedly attacks kid trick-or-treating. And, of course, the story only gets stranger.At the Texas game today. ;D
https://fansided.com/2021/11/01/texas-football-coach-pet-monkey-attacks-kid-trick-treating/
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At the Texas game today. ;DIs that called a Rorschach test? I see hot monkey love!
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Yeah. @KSM Better than that foot you posted.Redhead from Madmen agrees. :o
At the Texas game today. ;DThat’s hilarious. sNoory should interview Pole Assassin.
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That’s hilarious. sNoory should interview Pole Assassin.What kind of poles do you assassinate?
How did you become a pole assassin?
What did poles do to you?
Can I touch your monkey?
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginHa! Nice. ;D. I’d forgotten about that routine.
Redhead from Madmen agrees. :o
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Ha! Nice. ;D. I’d forgotten about that routine.
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!Yes. Yes, indeed. Oh, the unbridled frivolity.
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The far left panel, is that a tick removal?Chigger maybe?
Why do you hate me? :-\ :'(To be fair no one likes bunions.
;D
To be fair no one likes bunions.So Shay is a bunion? That is what you're insinuating!
To be fair no one likes bunions.
I don't like feet! I had women try to make me do things with their feet. It was emotionally painful. No means no.LOL
Are you planning to take the long way around so you can claim the $450,000?Absolutely no idea what you're on about. 450 won't even get you a treehouse in that state.
Happy birthday Charles Manson.Is he the guy from the lumber company? The publishers clearinghouse commercials with that Clark fellow? @sean92008
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Too soon?
Happy birthday Charles Manson.
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Too soon?
The BEATLES brought the cake.That is classic!
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The BEATLES brought the cake.
These little 2oz. skulls were once filled with Dan Akroyd Crystal Head Vodka. I have the large 26oz skulls as well and they make for great bookends but you must fill them with water once you have emptied them in the most natural and organic way. @Camazotz Automat perhaps you would like some bookends?
I will now make Salt & Pepper shakers of them. You can clearly see how easy it will be. I was going to use pink Himalayan salt but @PolkaDot reminded me of my contempt for paki's and such and she also asked why I would mess with the classic black and white theme. She's right, for once, so fine sea salt (white) it is.
These little 2oz. skulls were once filled with Dan Akroyd Crystal Head Vodka. I have the large 26oz skulls as well and they make for great bookends but you must fill them with water once you have emptied them in the most natural and organic way. @Camazotz Automat perhaps you would like some bookends?Darling, I'm nearly ALWAYS right. Let that be a lesson for you. ;D
I will now make Salt & Pepper shakers of them. You can clearly see how easy it will be. I was going to use pink Himalayan salt but @PolkaDot reminded me of my contempt for paki's and such and she also asked why I would mess with the classic black and white theme. She's right, for once, so fine sea salt (white) it is.
Darling, I'm nearly ALWAYS right. Let that be a lesson for you. ;DThey work and they look great, even somewhat intriguing as they look out like gargoyles from atop the back of the stove. I sent you a picture of them. It is important to make the holes just the right size and with only a 1/2" area to play with I was careful to strategically place only five of them in each lid. @PolkaDot
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053Black guy walks into a bar.
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1460067716379906053
There was a fart on SOR.That was Lynn.
https://www.tiktok.com/@spacedoutradio/video/7030658623109942533?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6892966795548968454&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0 (https://www.tiktok.com/@spacedoutradio/video/7030658623109942533?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6892966795548968454&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)
They work and they look great, even somewhat intriguing as they look out like gargoyles from atop the back of the stove. I sent you a picture of them. It is important to make the holes just the right size and with only a 1/2" area to play with I was careful to strategically place only five of them in each lid. @PolkaDot
Only problem was that after I completed them, filled with S&P and sealed I didn't have anything to season as I had already eatenpussydinner so I was basically forced to season (to taste) the palm of my hand.
Result: MMmmm I'm goood. :P
Sigh. Another TWO reasons your wife shouldn’t have left you to your own…deviceses. Shall I phone her to recommend a welfare check on you @KSM ?You know I love ya darling, but.. "deviceses" ? You forfeit the right to take me to task.
There was a fart on SOR.
Apparently miso soup is meant to be sipped right from the bowl? You are considered a savage should you use a spoon. Well who's the fucking savage? The guy sucking and slurping out of the bowl at the table or me with my class, manners, and spoon!
When I was in Charm/Finishing school they did not cover miso soup.
This is completely unacceptable! Beaver imagery should be limited to below the belt!
they’re
they’reI am aware of that, and to think this is coming from a guy who doesn't know to begin his own name with a capital letter..
He speaks Canadia.And YOU sean, [/i](small s) don't have a leg to stand on in such matters. By God, you should consider a proof reader for your mental meanderings.
And YOU sean, [/i](small s) don't have a leg to stand on in such matters. By God, you should consider a proof reader for your mental meanderings.
That was an allusion to Heather calling out to her fans in Canadia.How am I to know that? Is she still on the air? WTF Where? @sean92008 Could be very entertaining.
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Watching nephews and nieces in a Japanese school music recital online... Had a quick thought to treat my future ex with some hardcore porn as an "accident..." Then thought "why bother" it would only be funny to me. I lost my edginess.You got alot going on there.
Eh...
Watching nephews and nieces in a Japanese school music recital online... Had a quick thought to treat my future ex with some hardcore porn as an "accident..." Then thought "why bother" it would only be funny to me. I lost my edginess.Lucky her
Eh...
Lucky her.
.You picked her. Was it a surprise?
She's a peach. Privileged family, servants, money.
I am aware of that, and to think this is coming from a guy who doesn't know to begin his own name with a capital letter..Does my username meet your approval now?
You picked her. Was it a surprise?Yes!
"I will teach you the meaning of community property, you thankless bitch."I like!
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Does my username meet your approval now?@JUAN Well played, sir. To be serious - I have always wondered even since CoastGab days why you were all lower case. Sort of bothered me, but that's my problem. Now that you are all CAPS it's almost like yelling "JUAN, there's a crocodile sneaking up on you!"
It would be an alligator around here.Semantics while a giant man eating prehistoric lizard is bearing down on you? Wow.
I hear coyotes.
Oh. My. Goodness.Caused by tit twerking?
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Caused by tit twerking?That is so fucking stupid. C'mon. You're slightly better than that and you know it. These sardines are delicious.
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Why have the space aliens stopped, or greatly cut down on, alien abductions?
I will be hearing Coyote in about an hour.:D
Oh. My. Goodness.Hmmm, I don't know about this. :-\ I'll have to do some "research" and get back to you @KSM.
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Why have the space aliens stopped, or greatly cut down on, alien abductions?
Personalities geared towards faking an abduction, NDE, etc., now get their fame through social media.
Case in point... Falkie.
I've just drank 20 oz of Wide Eye coffee, not eaten breakfast, and now have a workout to do that I'm not particularly looking forward to but am going to do anyway. Recipe for disaster? Possibly....but here I go...Being a coffee achiever is nothing to be scoffed at
I've just drank 20 oz of Wide Eye coffee, not eaten breakfast...Hmmm, priorities, priorities.
Hmmm, priorities, priorities.By golly that looks spectacular. I would opt for thick cut bacon and swap the wonder bread white toast to rye.
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By golly that looks spectacular. I would opt for thick cut bacon and swap the wonder bread white toast to rye.Sure. The thin bacon is fine with me, but I want it crispy, with wheat toast and hash browns scattered with onions, over easy eggs. I’ll have to say the local WH has mighty tasty bacon.
Sure. The thin bacon is fine with me, but I want it crispy, with wheat toast and hash browns scattered with onions, over easy eggs. I’ll have to say the local WH has mighty tasty bacon.
Sure. The thin bacon is fine for me, but I want it crispy, with wheat toast and hash browns scattered with onions, over easy eggs. I’ll have to say the local WH has mighty tasty bacon.
Do they have WH in BC? What about Seattle.Sorry, no such luck.
I miss Waffle House. None where I live now. They used to have a cheese steak sandwich on Texas toast. That was yummy. With a side of hash browns...smothered, covered, peppered and capped. Side of chili too. Maybe some scrambled eggs with cheese. I still wonder why I gained so much weight as I got older? ;)Oh, yeah, they still do Texas toast. I think it’s a state law in my area.
Do they have WH in BC? What about Seattle.Denny's ugh, or we make them.
I'm with you on the hash browns. Hopefully the onions are diced quite small and uniform.The local WH does excellent hash browns, with small, diced onions. I go back and forth between over easy and scrambled. I’d love to go with sunny side up or poached but either option seems to require more patience and skill than the usually busy WH possesses to do them right.
Over easy is fine too. I get in weird egg moods and sometimes want them poached. I make fantastic sunny side up eggs in a 5" pan and they slide onto the plate looking like they're out of a magazine. Not to mention that for three years now we've had farm eggs delivered right to the door.
Crispy bacon huh.. hmm. Not a fan of the crispy thin bacon. Hmm maybe I want ham or sausages..
...I get in weird egg moods...
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Intruder response kicked in...
I have the TV turned up a bit, listening to some news for the first time in ages and suddenly, while the news report is still going on, I hear a voice saying things I don't understand... My chest tensed up and I grabbed two knives.
Stepped towards the entryways and notice that my Fox News YouTube stream whose audio was still running was preempted by a Russian gamer. (His audio was louder, both of them running concurrently was very confusing.)
I should probably have a gun in the kitchen. Right?
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The local WH does excellent hash browns, with small, diced onions. I go back and forth between over easy and scrambled. I’d love to go with sunny side up or poached but either option seems to require more patience and skill than the usually busy WH possesses to do them right.
A good man knows the limitations of his preferred greasy spoon. ;)
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Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.Stabilize any mahogany necks!
Intruder response kicked in...
I have the TV turned up a bit, listening to some news for the first time in ages and suddenly, while the news report is still going on, I hear a voice saying things I don't understand... My chest tensed up and I grabbed two knives.
I should probably have a gun in the kitchen. Right?
Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.
I have an image of you staying up all night with bloodshot eyes, drinking Scotch, and popping bubble wrap. Sort of siting like a grandma in an easy chair knitting, but it's bubble wrap.â€Shot 1, pop 2, Shot 2, pop 3...â€
â€Shot 1, pop 2, Shot 2, pop 3...â€
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Had to purchase some moving boxes for some of my guitars and other things I don't want the movers handling. Boxes and bubble wrap that I am trying to resist popping. Hundreds of thousands of tiny bubbles to pop on the other end. The roll is hundreds of feet long and is 30" wide.
@KSM
I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.
Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)
I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B097PB26DC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
The answer is 'no', and don't impulse buy.
*I know you were addressing KSM but I felt the need.
LOL!!! The things I like about that Rosey Greer image are the cursive 'for men', and the look he gives. It's almost like "Oh, do you have a problem with this?" No Rosey, I don't.Heh, heh... yep. Don’t be messing with Rosey.
@PolkaDot
This was an enjoyable podcast & about as pro-coyote you will ever hear and gave some trivia on the famous/infamous Trickster covering: mundane, mythical, & mystical.
A very recent Desert Oracle Radio episode:
Huehuecoyotl & the Canine Gods. 28 mins.
Recommended. I just now listened to it, so am vouching in real time.
(I also always love the ambient soundtrack that varies with each episode.)
https://omny.fm/shows/desert-oracle-radio/huehuecoyotl-the-canine-gods?in_playlist=desert-oracle-radio!podcast (https://omny.fm/shows/desert-oracle-radio/huehuecoyotl-the-canine-gods?in_playlist=desert-oracle-radio!podcast)
All ass is God-given ass but only the special few look like they are God-given.And it's damn hard work.
@KSM
I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.
Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)
I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.
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@KSM
I am curious if these pop-it fidgets come anywhere close to the satisfaction of popping bubble wrap.
Usually, they are brightly colored for kids and autism therapy, but I came across a stealth black version. (Three dollars cheaper because it is "undesirable," but actually the coolest color!)
I haven't decided if I'm going to get one, but I am intrigued.
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I must be honest. It reminds me of a Alien Egg carton from the first movie. Perhaps the HR Giger packing wrap design? @Camazotz Automat
They gave these to the kids at school....I was wondering what the hell it was good for. Maybe the world's smallest icecubes?
@KSM
Nothing says autism therapy quite like a swarm of face huggers.
@KSMHeh, heh... it definitely gets your attention.
Nothing says autism therapy quite like a swarm of face huggers.
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.Maybe she's been told you're a moderator on EllGab and doesn't want to leave anything to chance... 😁
GEEEZ MAN!
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.
GEEEZ MAN!
Lawyer just chewed me out. OUR LAWYER! I simply called to perhaps set up a date next week to sign closing papers ETC and she very sternly told me to leave it all up to her and that had told me the same thing two weeks ago! $200. to get chewed out for a solid 40 seconds.You’d get better rates with a Dominatrix @KSM .
GEEEZ MAN!
You’d get better rates with a Dominatrix @KSM .
You’d get better rates with a Dominatrix @KSM .Or I save my money and marry one. Perhaps a natural one who is completely unaware of what she is simply because it's not an act for her.
He still wouldn’t last 40 secondsMore like 15 minutes and 40 seconds.
@KSMGiger Eggs sounds very official. Poached Giger eggs sounds illegal.
Being the generous and forgiving soul that you are, maybe it is time to show your attorney that you hold no grudge against her / her behavior and so gift her with a full dozen carton of Giger eggs?
Sometimes you just have to give! :D
Maybe she's been told you're a moderator on EllGab and doesn't want to leave anything to chance... 😁
Happy American Thanksgiving.
Heh, heh... it definitely gets your attention.
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Being that I am considering Billings Montana as a future home, I am watching Wake Up Montana.@sean92008 Billings? Holy moly that's a change of pace. Why Billings? I could see myself in a place like that but then again I'm already in a place like that, but you?
Whew...
And I won't judge about the ugly on-air talent. Absolutely not! They're probably twice as smart as the good looking Southern California news crews. No, make that three times as smart!
At least they have a Costco and Walmart within walking distance of each other and very close to the airport.
@sean92008 Billings? Holy moly that's a change of pace. Why Billings? I could see myself in a place like that but then again I'm already in a place like that, but you?
Like what the hell, did you just throw a dart at a map? Curious, to say the least.
My aunt and uncle owned a few thousand acres up there. They've died and the only cousin I knew is now a Kings County detective. So, along with the name familiarity, I was doing a search of places where Costco exists. Although I'll be on my own, Costco adds a certain amount of accessibility. They don't put their stores out in the middle of nowhere. It needs infrastructure and a certain amount of a tax base because the local governments always give Costcos discounts to move into an area. The only thing missing is In-N-Out Burger.
I looked at South Dakota, problem is is they don't have a Costco.
Admittedly, Montana property prices have gone way the fuck up. South Dakota may become an option again. I just got to find a place near an airport.
You'll be on your own. As in, a single man. Well you should get a pretty penny from the sale of your So-Cal home, correct? Although, perhaps, not all the proceeds go to you. Come up to Washington and be a commie pinko bastard with me. ;D Although if you're looking for lower house prices WA may not be the place.
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Even 35 degrees below zero all month Montana?
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Twerking time!
Your average maid at any La Quinta Inn.They aim to please!
Your average maid at any La Quinta Inn.
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.
Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.
Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'
You are anthropologists, digging out that history of those somehow hauntingly familiar people and moving all evidence to a brand new location of ongoing research.Yes, indeed. Just be aware of missing time and dudes in black suits.
Camazotz Automat Black Feather adds:
It is the way of all life that you do not need
to pack the sun, the moon, the wind, the rain.
For these things follow you.
They will never abandon you.
Once you believe you are finally done packing,
and you are about to depart for the last time from
your old home to your new home, never to return . . .
For The Great Spirit's fucking sake, do a final dummy
check walk through of every room and sitting space.
You are anthropologists, digging out that history of those somehow hauntingly familiar people and moving all evidence to a brand new location of ongoing research.I WILL and DO, do exactly that. Room to room as I make my audible, verbal, peace. The place we sold last September took me three hours to say goodbye to. This place is much smaller but I do not have that luxury this time around.
Camazotz Automat Black Feather adds:
For The Great Spirit's fucking sake, do a final dummy
check walk through of every room and sitting space.
Wasn't sure what I would get, and I got it.
Packing, packing, and more packing. A lot of purging - throwing things out that have been at the back of a closet for 10 or more years. Giving away several bottles of booze, open and unopened. Waves of 'what the fuck are we even doing?' hurl me to the ground only to pick myself back up.
Crazy, stressful, exiting, and nerve-racking as all Ell'
Yes, indeed. Just be aware of missing time and dudes in black suits.
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That is EXACTLY the person I was hearing and picturing as I channeled Black Feather to KSM & Co.I had no choice. I do what I’m
(I have been watching some of the X- Files marathon on COMET)
Well done, IO!
Hotel gyms suck balls!
Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.
Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.
Don't let your muscles get as mushy as your brainOr as saggy as your teets. Good call!
Hotel gyms suck balls!
Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.
Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.
Hotel gyms suck balls!
Big, mostly empty room with a few aerobic machines as well as a bench with a dumbbell rack. Throw some mirrors on the wall and call it a gym. No rack or pully systems to speak of. WTF am I to do for the next 12 days. Already taken a week off as I knew that would happen in all the chaos.
Gym hunt in Everett WA tomorrow.
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In the store... Saw girl who looked exactly like a girlfriend from 30+ years ago... Later, ex-girlfriend walks up.Doesn't bode well for you. You knew they were inbred back then and still you juiced into the brood.
Shocked.
Genetics. Looks like she would have done her brother... Too much of an identical child.
If you knew that family, my incest comment might be taken seriously...
Doesn't bode well for you. You knew they were inbred back then and still you juiced into the brood.
Ot' the fuck, man? I thought we were gonna be neighbors one day with respectful yards while shaming others as we wore black socks and sandals as we hosed down our driveways every Sunday morning. "Hot enough for ya?" as we laughed and laughed and laughed.. not caring what the rest of the world thought coz we were just, better.
Actually, after I left her (because her brother was stealing from me), he died in a pretty horrific way very publicly (think news helicopter coverage of the end of a high-speed chase kind of "public"). In an article written about him, she admitted to having a psychic connection to him and dreaming often of him. Their mother was a fucking nut.
She was the first heroin user I dated. I taught her to use her foot on flush handles instead of touching them with her hands. She would have been a great wife without her brother annoying me and taking big things like gear and expensive leather jackets.
As for the incestuousness, everyone knows the only acceptable incest is sister on sister... 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@sean92008 I would read your book.
Mine is pretty good, but not for the squeamish. Cavity searches, moonshine, risky sex stuff, hitchhiking stories, farm life, fights, horse kick to the testicles, road sluts, more road sluts, death, cosmetic surgery and remembering being born, jock itch, booze, cigars, booze, @Bart Ell , cow tongue, witchcraft chicks, wearing a dress on stage, sexual deviance, hot wax and hot matches, accidentally starting a successful business, pubic hair stuck in my throat (several times, going to breakfast with a stinky face, the wallet I made when I was 7 in 4H that I still have and use, bad food, good food, second Christmas and much, much more.
:o Cosmetic surgery? @KSM I'm assuming breast enhancements or penis reduction. That whole post could be part of your obituary. I would love to speak the eulogy after you pass away. :'(Heh, heh... I can imagine the “eulogy.†;)
:o Cosmetic surgery? @KSM I'm assuming breast enhancements or penis reduction. That whole post could be part of your obituary. I would love to speak the eulogy after you pass away. :'(Ha.. ;D The cosmetic surgery was for my right ear. Didn't have a fold and it stuck out through my hair like Dumbo. Got it corrected when I was 13. Side effect was that when they unfolded my ear my cock grew out of proportion to the house we lived in at the time. Still have to get that corrected because it's a real bitch hauling that old house around in my pants. ::) had to smuggle it across the border last week! :o
Heh, heh... I can imagine the “eulogy.†;)@ItsOver the Dean Martin Christmas album is the best of all, BTW. You can actually hear the ice cubes in the glass as he sings..
@ItsOver the Dean Martin Christmas album is the best of all, BTW. You can actually hear the ice cubes in the glass as he sings..I love Dino. If anyone could make me enjoy Christmas songs, it would be him. Thanks!
This weekend was apparently a junk food weekend. Friday I was talked into a yummy Chicago Dog @GravitySucks and yesterday my husband was craving In-N-Out.Those look great! @PolkaDot I am not sure if it is a normal thing but we oredered from Applebees last night as we wanted to take a break from the seafood based menu here at the hotel :o ANYWAY my burger came bunless! And I mean no bun! No bottom bun. No top bun, just the inside - beef, cheese, red onion, lettuce and mayo. That's it. WTF
No regrets.
This weekend was apparently a junk food weekend. Friday I was talked into a yummy Chicago Dog @GravitySucks and yesterday my husband was craving In-N-Out.
No regrets.
You are braver than me @PolkaDot@GravitySucks Umm, I kinda sorta wanna hear the stories. The childhood visits that so traumatized a young impressionable Gravee.. Yes? Spill it!
Enjoyed the lunch but I haven’t eaten a hot dog since I toured an Armor Meat Packing plant in 8th grade. Haven’t chewed Wrigley gum based on a similar experience in 7th grade.
You are braver than me @PolkaDot
Enjoyed the lunch but I haven’t eaten a hot dog since I toured an Armor Meat Packing plant in 8th grade. Haven’t chewed Wrigley gum based on a similar experience in 7th grade.
Those look great! @PolkaDot I am not sure if it is a normal thing but we oredered from Applebees last night as we wanted to take a break from the seafood based menu here at the hotel :o ANYWAY my burger came bunless! And I mean no bun! No bottom bun. No top bun, just the inside - beef, cheese, red onion, lettuce and mayo. That's it. WTF
..husband was craving a little In n out, you say.. 8)
Speaking of In-N-Out...
Who's been using my Google?!?!?!?
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Were you safe? Not sure? LOL Dear Lord :o @sean92008 google thinks you need a clinic and Google knows things.
Maybe Applebees thought you were on Keto and were trying to look out for you.That's the joke that we made at first but they also loaded me up with some sort of supersized fries order that came with the 'burger' so that screws the keto thing. Oh well, the world can always do without bread. White bread in particular. @PolkaDot
Maybe they knew you were Canadian...So have me Bunless in Seattle? @sean92008
I stopped going to Applebee's because they fired a waitress after an asshole pastor in a church group left a disparaging comment on a receipt.
If I recall correctly, someone else photographed it.
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https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/02/applebees-fires-waitress-who-posted-nontipping-pastors-check-online
8 years and counting! $50 a month lost for them... No biggie.
Look, tipping is part of the meal/drink/service. Just accept it. Can't afford it, don't go out. Have to be a jerk about it, don't go out.
And some sort of pastor? What a great example for the flock.
PS, why would I go to Applebees or any of these other chains when I can get Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Mexican, Salvadoran, etc, etc, better and cheaper.
I stopped going to Applebee's because they fired a waitress after an asshole pastor in a church group left a disparaging comment on a receipt.
If I recall correctly, someone else photographed it.
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https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/02/applebees-fires-waitress-who-posted-nontipping-pastors-check-online
8 years and counting! $50 a month lost for them... No biggie.
That tip was hush money...
Manbun.
LOL!The big wool socks pushed me over the edge. Heart be still. :-*
The big wool socks pushed me over the edge. Heart be still. :-*Oh damn. I was anti man bun but I think ItsOver has swayed me.
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Oh damn. I was anti man bun but I think ItsOver has swayed me.
Every time I make a batch of marshmallows my kitchen smells like a barn.
Monthly cost for middle class guy for sex $3,000 a month.
Additional food, car, insurance, clothing, utilities, girl on the side to relax the guy from the stress the wife causes...
😁😁😁
Talk about weird coincidences...
I was given the telephone number of a supposedly 22-year-old person.
As I do with anybody that I am going to be dealing with or giving my home address to, I Google the phone number in various formats (dashes, parentheses, no spaces at all...)
That phone number and this person's first name brought up and Arabic Twitter page of an American band from 12 years ago. So the phone number was the URL for the status and the band had somebody by this same name in it. Too fucking weird.
No coincidences though. She might be a vampire or some undead entity. Highlander!
Or their offspring
Not too many women have "Juniors" - although a stage name homage to a dead mother might be involved...
I suck at wrapping gifts? >:(
Ooh! I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.Isn’t that tempting fate? January 17th is a long way away for a 99 year old.
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Connect with fans across the country, as Betty celebrates along with a star-studded cast of friends who love her, including: Ryan Reynolds, Tina Fey, Robert Redford, Lin Manuel- Miranda, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jay Leno, Carol Burnett, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, Valerie Bertinelli, James Corden, Wendie Malick, and Jennifer Love Hewitt among many others. Plus, you’ll experience Betty's funniest moments on The Golden Girls, hosting SNL, Hot in Cleveland, The Proposal, The Mary Tyler Moore Show—and a lost episode from Betty’s early sitcom. And there’s plenty of revealing insider stories of Betty's amazing life and career.
Isn’t that tempting fate? January 17th is a long way away for a 99 year old.Interesting point. But, if you believe “time passes faster as you age,†1/17 will seem like tomorrow to Betty, which might possibly mean she could pass around midnight, on Betty White Time (BWT).
Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?
What's a Jennifer Fisher? No, I'm not Googling it. :D
Dot isn't sure (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=268.msg374266#msg374266) and niether am I but looks like an interesting gift.
@ShayP
Checked that link, and now I need a Jennifer Fisher.I guess she’s shipped laying on her side to make for easy packaging. Go gentle on her, UPS.
I guess she’s shipped laying on her side to make for easy packaging. Go gentle on her, UPS.
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Dot's Jennifer Fisher is better than the one I got.
After rains, the chemtrail activity has been strong.
Tons of them. More than photographed.
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They're dumping theFIFYvaccinedisease and poison cocktail on us
I suck at wrapping gifts? >:(
Order a Jennifer Fisher. Probably no need to wrap, right @PolkaDot?
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Dot's Jennifer Fisher is better than the one I got.
I know I'm a grinch and all but I LOVE wrapping gifts! Send 'em over I'll wrap them right up, pretty as you please and send them back to you for presentation. You should probably let me know who each one is for though so I can customize @ShayP .
Oh that would be great. @PolkaDot I REALLY am bad at wrapping gifts. They are all wrapped now and ugly as ever. :-[ I think I have some sort of disability. ;DWell @ShayP , it's the thought that counts. Putting in the effort - especially with a disability is commendable ;D. Next time just go to the jeweler or lingerie counter you want to get me something. They wrap it for you right there. ;)
Well @ShayP , it's the thought that counts. Putting in the effort - especially with a disability is commendable ;D. Next time just go to the jeweler or lingerie counter you want to get me something. They wrap it for you right there. ;)
Your spousal unit would not approve. @PolkaDot I'll just sign it 'From Susan.' ;) :D I guess women can buy those things for each other. :-\ I'm just a dude that has no knowledge of those matters. ;D;D
On the east coast it is 21 minutes past the 21st hour of the 21st day of December in the 21st year of the 21st century.
As previously posted, I lost my phone.
Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number. BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous. Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.
@KSM
Try Ting.com, they are fellow Canadians for the most part. You're all conspiring against us anyway, they'll probably give you two accounts!
Taking the plunge today, going to cut fringe. Spousal Unit thinks it's a mistake but what does he know? Well, we're about to find out.
As previously posted, I lost my phone.Well ya, we still want your taxes. And your Canadian money in our banking system. But we don't want you communicating with your Canadian overlords.
Turns out that I can buy a phone but I can not activate it with any carrier until I have a "social" security number. BUT I CAN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE! Seems so Canadian being that it is so fucking ridiculous. Perhaps if I was a drug dealer or something like that. They don't seem to have any problems.
Time to watch The Hogfather.
That's cute, @bateman 🤣@sean92008 We get/got-have-receive and buy the same equip up
@KSM, explain this electrical oddity:
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So, is a Fender Twin something like 40 watts in Canada or something?
@sean92008 We get/got-have-receive and buy the same equip uptherehere as we do UP and down here there !
My first 'guitar teacher' had one of those sloped Fender amps that at the looked like it was about 4ft tall. Which one was that?
There were some silver and black amps that I remember having weird baffled boxes, I always thought those were bass rigs, even when there were two 12-in speakers in them. I bet you @Bart Ell would know their model numbers and wattage ratings right off the top of his head.
I don’t care how well I cook. I just want someone else to make a meal.Well, there’s always China. ;)
I am forgetting shit. I remember that a musician offered me his pornstar wife in exchange for a bass rig. I can't remember who he was but I think she was either Asian or part Asian.Porn stars, strippers, ditchpigs and cigar cunts all from the same cloth. You're better off. novelty pussy
Mystic Mona was right, I should have written a book.
https://twitter.com/zeynepmyenisey/status/1475526809089368066
Porn stars, strippers, ditchpigs and cigar cunts all from the same cloth. You're better off. novelty pussy
It’s 70F with rather low humidity and light breezes. I’ve seen easily 500-people (a lot for here) people out jogging. I wonder how many will still be at it next week.
Happy New Year.
It’s 70F with rather low humidity and light breezes. I’ve seen easily 500-people (a lot for here) people out jogging. I wonder how many will still be at it next week.
Happy New Year.
Ooh! I’ve been invited to Betty White’s birthday party... kind of.It’s still on! I can see how the conversation went at Fathom.
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23F here right now. Feels like 8. More wood in the wood stove.
Meanwhile, in Japan...
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Oh lord this is sexy as hell.I like the original grills and chrome bumpers... This looks like a Lexus face. I HATE LEXUS GRILLES!
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I like the original grills and chrome bumpers... This looks like a Lexus face. I HATE LEXUS GRILLES!Heh, heh... yes.
😁😁😁
Oh lord this is sexy as hell.
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Nice! Ford needs this color tech to go with it. Push a button and you go from the plaid to the paisley.
https://twitter.com/klwtts/status/1478531775886286848
Oh lord this is sexy as hell.
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Why do I smell stinky cheese? I showered, yet it smells like I lathered myself in Limburger. Could it be glandular, or am I falling into madness? Maybe a stroke?
You don’t really need to worry until you smell burnt feathers.
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense. Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal. The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea. I smelled hot tar the other day as well. I'm leaning on me going insane?
Did you smell any teen spirit?
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense. Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal. The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea. I smelled hot tar the other day as well. I'm leaning on me going insane?
dysosmia or phantosmia
dysosmia or phantosmia
There are several possible underlying conditions that can cause those, and none of them are good. I would suggest consulting a doctor without delay.
Why do I smell stinky cheese? I showered, yet it smells like I lathered myself in Limburger. Could it be glandular, or am I falling into madness? Maybe a stroke?
Because you aren't washing your prick properly and have a buildup of smegma cheese.
Adult circumcision is the cure!
https://twitter.com/videos_lo/status/1481744911825346560The justice system in Mexico has finally surpassed the US.
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense. Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal. The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea. I smelled hot tar the other day as well. I'm leaning on me going insane?
Honestly, I have been smelling things lately that make no sense. Toast (which I heard was a stroke thing), flowers (which I have none in the house), and charcoal. The ducts are clean, furnace is serviced, and it's too cold to have any windows open so I have no idea. I smelled hot tar the other day as well. I'm leaning on me going insane?Coriander can smell like flowers. Even the spice coriander seeds. And natural coriander deodorant.
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I had a lip balm that intentionally tasted/smelled like Play-Doh. 🙄🙄🙄
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That struck me artistically. I will name that piece "Self-loathing." Or, perhaps, "Grief."
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.I was once told a motorcycle can be more deadly to the passengers of a car because the impact point is smaller and can make a bigger incursion into the side impact rails and going over them into the compartment.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0
And certainly don’t speed like a maniac on a stolen one.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/los-angeles-motorcyclist-dies-after-horrific-crash-caught-on-video/vi-AASZAK0
I have seen it all...
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I saw another one closed at the I-5 and Alton Parkway...Good. Their annual war on Christmas SICKENED ME!
What's happening?
Good. Their annual war on Christmas SICKENED ME!They’re always doing some kind of SJW crap. Must be what they’re in business for since they can’t make decent coffee.
Just never ending Gunt drama.
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Murphy's co-star is what I want to see... Not his gut... Where's the source video? I demand a reverse cowgirl redhead video!
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's 0.6.0 update has arrived.
New Character - Jack Goldman
A new and original character, Jack Goldman, has arrived, and will teach you in the ways of becoming a manly man. Find him in the nightclub after Night 7.
Join The Seminal Order - an ever-growing network of manly men - for a nominal fee.
Other New Content
Jack's Manly Beard cosmetic item has been added.
Where the Ell' is @anniem ?
Where the Ell' is @anniem ?
Busy!
How are you doing?
@KSM
Where the Ell' is @anniem ?Earth Porn is waiting!
Woman 'gang raped' in VR Metaverse says tech advances made it feel like real life (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/woman-experienced-shocking-virtual-gang-26127924)
Sounds like a great user experience.
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The perps were black, I assume.
The perps were black, I assume.
Tried my first raw egg down here.. like up there I add them, 1 or 2 to my post workout shake and hope I don't get sick. It had never happened before. Don't let me down, US-Eggs!
Woman 'gang raped' in VR Metaverse says tech advances made it feel like real life (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/woman-experienced-shocking-virtual-gang-26127924)
I hate almost everything.:)
What the fuck world do we live in anymore? VR rape? I hate almost everything.
What? You don't want to drop $800 on a VR headset, another $1500 on a PC with the horsepower to run virtual reality, plus another $75 a month subscription to get virtually assaulted by a gang of black, El Salvadoran, frogmen?
Are you living in 2007?
A Quest 2 is about $300 and you don't need a PC.
You can rape and then abort for pennies!
What the fuck world do we live in anymore? VR rape? I hate almost everything.
Will my virtual sexual assault be in 4K? [Asking for Senda]
You would love VR porn.
So lifelike you can almost smell the unwashed twats working in those Russian whorehouses!
You can storm the beaches in between rapes, @Walks_At_Night
Only 5 minutes in but wow. That is something else again.
You would love VR porn.
The young lads of today will never have the experience of climbing into a garage attic that is hot as balls with a pack of dudes just to get a glimpse of some pillar of the community's squirreled away 20 year old Screw Magazine.
Screw Magazine. :o I completely forgot about that.
Ummmm...No.
This silly answer leads me to believe you have no idea what it really is.
VR porn? I don't want to know.
What? You don't want to drop $800 on a VR headset, another $1500 on a PC with the horsepower to run virtual reality, plus another $75 a month subscription to get virtually assaulted by a gang of black, El Salvadoran, frogmen?
Sounds like a deal to me.
Its the same as all that regular porn you spend hours watching daily but it is shot on a vr360 or vr180 camera.
I could tell you really wanted to know.
You are very welcome.
@ShayP This is what can happen when you try pushing the mayonnaise on everything agenda.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/iowa-man-kristofer-erlbacher-sentenced-to-life-after-killing-caleb-solberg-over-mayonnaise/
@ShayP This is what can happen when you try pushing the mayonnaise on everything agenda.Gads. I can’t imagine how bad it might have gotten, if it had been an argument over something important. Like beer.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/iowa-man-kristofer-erlbacher-sentenced-to-life-after-killing-caleb-solberg-over-mayonnaise/
He almost looks like he is patiently trying to convey a food order to non English speaking person at a local eatery. GET THE MAN HIS FUCKING SPLIT-PEA SOUP!
It almost seem like one of us told an amusing anecdote to Abe, instead of the other way around. (Lincoln loved nothing more than to convey tales and jokes to his friends and fellow politicians.)
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA. SOLAR power, as in, the SUN! Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine. A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA. SOLAR power, as in, the SUN! Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine. A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.
I'm going to start wearing Velour. Is that even a thing anymore?
I'm going to start wearing Velour. Is that even a thing anymore?Yes, but it might say PINK across your butt @ShayP .
They are really pushing solar power here in western WA. SOLAR power, as in, the SUN! Like sunshine! In the Seattle area.. sunshine. A hamster in a spinning wheel will generate more power.
I'm going to start wearing Velour. Is that even a thing anymore?
Here's a motto I can get behind
In a town near me - The deputy assistant director of training for Immigration and Customs Enforcement at FLETC Glynnco is under arrest for various assaults. According to police, Jack Bonner and his wife lived in a home that was located behind the home of Bonner’s girlfriend. Neither woman has been named. Again according to police, Bonner and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing. When they returned to her home the argument escalated, Bonner tried to rip off her clothes, took her cell phone when she tried to call police, and hit her. The wife came in and took the girlfriend’s side in the argument. Police say Bonner then produced a weapon and fired shots through a chair inside the home. The wife and girlfriend escaped and called police.
Our federal law enforcement training officials.
Well, there has to be a few that aren't pedos...
Pretty bad when a good old fashion, drunken, chair shooting, womanizing asshole is an improvement.
I love thatMe too @Spookcat
"Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags."
I made a gem of a comment today. Unrehearsed, it was this...I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.
This was said to an elderly couple both on government employee pensions who are the types that have the pro black lives matter yard signs and bumper stickers on their car. They lack that whole critical thinking stuff.
There's a six-paragraph backstory to it, I decided not to overshare 😁
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.Just as long as it doesn’t include graphic details of their colostomy bags.
Just as long as it doesn’t include graphic details of their colostomy bags.
I am willing to read all six paragraphs should you feel so inclined.
Just as long as it doesn’t include graphic details of their colostomy bags.
In the past ten or so years green beans have made a big comeback. Rather impressive really. Not sure how they pulled it off but they did it! I love them now. Nice and fresh, and look at that beautiful shade of green that only God himself could have created :-* Add a little sea-salt, butter, and slowly steam them on the stove top. A perfect side to a grilled Greek seasoned chicken breast and herb roasted potatoes and call it a wonderful Tuesday dinner. Later you'll get all shitfaced, kill the dog, beat the wife beat off in the garage.Lightly steam, then pan fry with olive oil and butter.
Let's EAT!
Lightly steam, then pan fry with olive oil and butter.FUCKIN' SHUT UP, MAN! MY WAY!!!
Lightly steam, then pan fry with olive oil and butter.
You forgot the part where the small pig was added.............The things southerners do to green beans are an atrocity.
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The things southerners do to green beans are an atrocity.
It was a bit of shock. Yes.Green beans should be bright green and have some crunch not gray and soggy.
OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors.Ha, ha, ha! ;D They sound like typical regressives. It’s all about them, they try to stick their noses in everybody’s business... all around assholes. ::) And would be eaten alive if they were stuck in the wilderness.
These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent C
...And that is when I said "Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags."
In the past ten or so years green beans have made a big comeback. Rather impressive really. Not sure how they pulled it off but they did it! I love them now. Nice and fresh, and look at that beautiful shade of green that only God himself could have created :-* Add a little sea-salt, butter, and slowly steam them on the stove top. A perfect side to a grilled Greek seasoned chicken breast and herb roasted potatoes. A wonderful Tuesday dinner. Later you'll get all shitfaced, kill the dog, beat the wife beat off in the garage.Green beans are tough for me to grow so close to the ocean for some reason. Same for snow peas, snap peas...
Let's EAT!
OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors.
These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent California, I was able to see that they get about a $250,000 in cash benefits every year...
These outrageous government pensions need to be pared way back. $125k pension each is a complete ripoff.
First of all, if they made that or more all those years, they should have been able to save enough to retire on. Second, pensions are to ensure people aren't living in poverty during retirement - there should be some sort of cap on them.
I'd say anyone in the bureaucracy making more than a certina amount during their career shouldn't need or get a pension, and those that do should be capped at something reasonable, whatever that is. $125k a year is well above reasonable.
To me this is tax money taken from schools, roads, parks, public safety, and so on.
Ha, ha, ha! ;D They sound like typical regressives. It’s all about them, they try to stick their noses in everybody’s business... all around assholes. ::) And would be eaten alive if they were stuck in the wilderness.
My guess is that they didn't take any vacation or sick leave their last few years, then they cashed out in their last year. The ... in California, they base it off of your last year of earnings. So if you cash out on your decade of sick leave, that's counted as pay. It's recently been changed, I can't forget the term it was called...
SpikingThank you! Yep, that sounds right.
OK... I tried to use voice recognition, hope there's no errors."Happy, you two?" YES! I am. I like the cut of your jib (I can say that now) @sean92008
These two dried up old fruit moved in a few years ago... They are both state/city government retirees and, through a website called Transparent California, I was able to see that they get about a $250,000 in cash benefits every year. They announced that they were moving there so that they could spend more time with their grandkids.
Since moving in, the kids have been over twice. The old couple bought all sorts of outdoor things like a ping pong table, basketball hoop, BBQ, bikes, etc. You can tell that they wanted to create a welcoming atmosphere for the kids. More on that later.
They are liberal as fuck. BLM signs in the yard, on their gate and bumper stickers on their cars (Prius and Leaf).
Soon after moving in, I caught them snooping around a neighbor's house. The neighbor was not there. These guys were really suspicious, looking in windows, pulling on doorknobs, etc... I went to them and asked if I could help. From that point, they never would speak to me directly until they parked at the end of my driveway just a couple of days ago...
Also warned them, when they first moved in, that coyotes liked to come through the neighborhood from the canyon. The couple has a couple of dogs. Er, had a couple of dogs. They would let their dogs run loose in the yard barking for hours. One was snatched up pretty quick. The other, a Collie (stupid as fuck dog) was attacked later. Currently, they have two different dogs. Lassie didn't die from the attack, but it wasn't around later.
They get their groceries and restaurant food delivered to them. I know this because most of the time the driver waits and waits until they answer the call to announce they've arrived. I've seen it last 15 to 20 minutes on a regular basis. I have made it a point now to always tell these drivers that if they don't immediately answer just leave because they regularly do this. I don't give a fuck what they think about me and it is horrible to treat those delivery people so badly.
That particular house also problems with one of our cable providers, previous neighbors have told me that the connection at the house was bad. So, they've had the cable company out numerous times. Not a word from my lips. They deserve it.
Passive aggressive? Malicious? Hehehehe...
So, this couples' daughter has a few kids, maybe four, maybe five. The first time she came by, without the kids, I heard her say very specifically that she did not bring them by because she doesn't want the hassle of picking them up later. How do I know that? She screamed it from her car back to her parents as she was storming off.
I have also heard her say, loudly, that she can only take visiting them for so long.
They're nasty old trolls.
Needless to say, most of my neighbors know that I work on Priuses and I have gone over to check out neighbors cars. I have Toyota software along with just generic scanners and I can diagnose a lot of stuff, program key chips and remotes, even change how the turn signals work...
When the couple's Prius did not start, they filtered a request for help through another neighbor. My response was "Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, there's a lot of little things you gotta do to keep them performing well..." I would have helped diagnose the problem, at the very least, if they came over and asked me in a proper non-passive aggressive way...
Every year they would buy a whole bunch of new furniture. I would always get my hopes up that they were moving. Well, it finally happened this week. Furniture left the house had nothing went back in.
They had a big truck in front of their house and the dried up old lady liberal pulled right into my driveway, put it in park and got out. I was in my garage and yelled out to her asking how long she was planning on being there. I did not get a direct response. I believe it was more of a muttered "fuck you" followed by a louder and clearer "not long enough." As that was happening, the man came over and supported her with some more acid-tongued assholery. I am really big on "keep off of my property" shit. I've had previous issues 25+ years ago and I had taken to physical violence to protect my property and those inside my home.
And that is when I said "Thank you for confirming my initial suspicions that you were walking colostomy bags." I then said that I reserve the right to limit the mobility of their car and have it towed at their expense...
I said it loud enough that the movers could hear it, even a couple of neighbors. After, the movers could be heard saying "put the car here."
Thing is, I was serious about my threat. I have a lockable steel towing cable that I would have threaded through the wheel and I would have called a tow truck. I was taking out the cable from a storage bin when the movers told her to move it. They might have seen me.
These idiots also wear masks even if alone sorting through the garage, taking their new dogs for a walk, in their cars alone, always a mask on. Sheeple.
Those fuckers are finally out. My dream neighbor would be a singer songwriter with whom I could empty out my back catalog of songs and her husband have a killer car lift in the garage a couple of golden retrievers and some personalities that aren't minion-minded.
Seriously, I'm not a bad neighbor, I won't shit on anybody's lawn, don't make noise, don't impede on others' lives, personal space or peace, but you best not shit on my yard or vengeance is on the table.
This couple was a colostomy bag in the hot sun, about to explode with nastiness.
Wish me luck in my new neighbors. No kids, no 6-car collections, no 5 a.m. motorcycle revving and no fucking half stack Marshalls unless she's in an all-girl toga-costumed tribute to Duran Duran called "Girls on Film."
Argh. Long enough? Happy, you two?
🙄🙄🙄
@KSM
This neighborhood has feral kids and man-children. Eat or be eaten. 40 year olds aren't young at heart, they're retarded at heart.
Green beans should be bright green and have some crunch not gray and soggy.I have no idea what this is in regard to...I haven't gone back farther than this page yet....but I agree with you. My MIL boils the crap out of them, all of her veg actually. It's terrible. Noodles too. I'm not sure if she's just a bad cook or it's a southern thing. YIKES! I always try and take over the kitchen whenever we're there during meal times. It's just better that way. @whoozit
Odd similarities with these two suggested YouTube videos... Humm.â€She love you very long time, Joe.â€
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â€She love you very long time, Joe.â€
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Too big. Hand job only. OK?
Based on reading down to the bottom of this page, I've decided to save myself the pain and move on to another thread. Apparently, it's @PB planning hisworld dominationother people's retirement...
These plates come in packs of two. That's how they ship, so you're looking at a reasonably heavy package by most armload delivery guy standards. The first pair arrived just hours ago and the guy left the box/weights at the end of the driveway. :o I have three more pairs set to arrive and this gives me cause for concern. Will the next 90LB packages be thrown off the truck onto the street!?!
This is bullshit, man!
A lot of UPS drivers got pissed off when they upped the maximum weight to 150 lb. I literally saw a 15/2x10 bass cabinet slid off the back of a UPS truck. I made a claim, showed photos and was sent a whole new product and didn't even have to return the old one, so I had some spare parts.Yeah I may do that for future more fragile online purchases. Fortunately these heavy, bulky, steel plates are undamageable. I don't even know if they are 'scuffable' or 'markable' Incidentally another 2-pack arrived a short while ago but this time left right at the door. One more pair to come.. leave it on the roof fellas! :P
Those guys have dollies to move stuff around on, I believe you can go in and sign up for My UPS and add delivery instructions for individual deliveries as well as general instructions for everything that ever comes to your house. I would also recommend starting an account with FedEx and "Informed Delivery" from the Postal Service. The postal Service system is really good because you can see what mail is supposed to be arriving just in case you don't get it.
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.Don't underestimate the importance of the underlayment. An expensive flooring material on a bad underlayment is an expensive faux pas. Dense cork is amazing; moistureproof and bug resistant.
1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower
That's the dream.
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.
1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower
That's the dream.
Go with the cheapest stuff so when you change your mind in 3 months it won’t be as painful.
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Don't underestimate the importance of the underlayment. An expensive flooring material on a bad underlayment is an expensive faux pas. Dense cork is amazing; moistureproof and bug resistant.
@KSM, agree?
I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.
1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower
That's the dream.
Go with the cheapest stuff so when you change your mind in 3 months it won’t be as painful.
Don't underestimate the importance of the underlayment. An expensive flooring material on a bad underlayment is an expensive faux pas. Dense cork is amazing; moistureproof and bug resistant.Thank you for mansplaining flooring to me @sean92008 , I'm sure
@KSM, agree?
But remember; she hates us! She will do the opposite out of spite - even to her own detriment.
WEIGHT TOWER? You?? Why.. with the TRX and reformer (just to mention a few of your activities) will do everything you need unless you're suddenly getting into bodybuilding. No. A weight tower is overkill unless you're looking to impress your friends, and self, just having the damn thing. YOU don't need it.
Get real, lady. ::)
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Look AssHat, you don't know as much about me as you think you do. ::) I have a proper gym in my neighborhood a block away, so when I want to lift, which is about three days a week I cruise on over and get it done. There is no reason to have a big set up in my home. HOWEVER, I do add weights into my pilates routine and other exercises. Light weight between three and twenty pounds, so this will be a perfect compact storage option. @KSM
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I should be pulling the trigger on my flooring for my workout room, but for some reason I'm hesitating. 8mm or 9.5mm. It doesn't matter!!!! Just order it all ready. It's been sitting in my shopping cart since Saturday morning. ::) I'm perhaps enjoying dreaming about the finished project more than getting the project done.
1. Flooring
2. Mirrors
3. Art
4. Speakers
5. Vesa mount monitor
6. Ballet Bar
7. TRX
8. Weight Tower
That's the dream.
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;)
8mm-9mm rubber flooring? That seems thin. Presuming it's not very spongy.
Petroleum product flooring. Humm.
I'm curious about #3 the most.Me too ;) @Camazotz Automat . I'm going to do some ink gesture drawings of pilates poses and may add water color to them for a little pop. I was inspired by some pieces I've seen around the net. I bought some new pens to play with. In the past I've always done my gesture drawings with india ink and a bamboo brush or bamboo nibbed pen. So this will be a fun project to try some new techniques on while decorating my space.
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There is a large gaggle of jackbooted Canada geese in my backyard? Should I be worried?I'm sure you'll be fine. Their overlord should be there any minute to arrest them, suspend their rights, take away their pets, and confiscate any bank accounts these errant geese may possess.
Yes @sean92008 . It's recycled rubber. Wears well and provides good traction and impact resistance and will stand up to the weight of my reformer without damage, unlike foam or vinyl tiles. Supposed to be low maintenance. I believe it is a Shore 65A hardness. I'm not dropping olympic weights on it or doing tumbling or anything like that so I don't need anything beyond a 3/8" or 9.5 mm. I could go up to 1/2 inch but I think that would be overkill in my space and wasted money.
Every year on the first Sunday of April in Kawasaki, Japan, one might cross paths with a peculiar sight — a succession of enormous erect penises parading down the street under the strength of men in traditional female garb.The dick worship is real... Not just in April. 🙄🙄🙄
This year, photographer B.A. Van Sise was in attendance of the annual Festival of the Steel Phallus, a regional tradition dating back to the 17th century that today serves as a platform for the benefit of HIV research. Here, Van Sise shares his experience and some of the history behind what is perhaps the most phallic festival in the world.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/gabrielsanchez/japan-kanamara-matsuri-festival-steel-phallus-penis
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Not sure whether or not she plans to frame it. @Camazotz Automat
https://twitter.com/gcanderson57/status/1496271050354610181That's a beautiful scene.
RIP Grumpy Cat
Colonial Meow and lil bub also passed away...Those other cats were famous too?
https://twitter.com/gcanderson57/status/1496271050354610181Holy crap that’s a lot of Pronghorn!
Those other cats were famous too?
I remember the name Lil' Bub.
@Spookcat
Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.
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Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.
Why?
Why?
Why? Is Colgate importing additional "substances" along with their soap?Same reason they import lumber and frozen veggies.
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Same reason they import lumber and frozen veggies.
Who tried that first?It's not "who tried," but who survived it...
Weird vibe at the car dealership...Maybe he’ll follow you here. Maybe he’s already here.
A semi-clean homeless-acting guy just planted himself near me. Imitating me, no trolling me. I've been drinking tons of coffee and I made a noise when I forgot that I didn't water down the last cup to cool it. He keeps repeating the sound with each sip he takes. Kind of funny except I don't know if he'll try to kill me later...
Weird vibe at the car dealership...
A semi-clean homeless-acting guy just planted himself near me. Imitating me, no trolling me. I've been drinking tons of coffee and I made a noise when I forgot that I didn't water down the last cup to cool it. He keeps repeating the sound with each sip he takes. Kind of funny except I don't know if he'll try to kill me later...
Maybe he’ll follow you here. Maybe he’s already here.
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Turns out he was there with his elderly father. Autistic. I said "hi" and "excuse me" to him and his father and I talked a little.
Dad was temporarily in a wheelchair with a bad leg... Hurt trying to manage this son during a meltdown. His wife died and he's obviously worried about his son after he passes. (An easily 6'4" tall, skinny black man.) I started to tear up talking with him...
That's a level of stress one doesn't need in his old age.
At least they're both driving
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Yep! Clockwise from Grumpy there's Sam (the worried cat), the business cat, Venus, Lil bub, Maru, Keyboard cat, and Colonial Meow. And Nyan cat on the painting behind them.Famous cats? Don't forget Owlkitty and Beauty'ntheBean Bean always makes me laugh. And Owlkitty is a Star. In Fact many Stars
The micro adjustments are so subtle.
Impressive!
Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchy
Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchyThose things need to be treated like eggs not bounced on the floor. I am taking my balls and going home.
I just developed the urge for fried oysters or clams. It's more of a powerful lust I tell you! Must have.
Is Greg expecting by chance?
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Olympic ball juggling. The Bulgarians are well known for their ability to balance, juggle and jiggle multiple balls simultaneously. Knowing how to effectively handle a multiplicity of balls efficiently was an important skill during the Communist takeover of Bulgaria. It has since been passed down from grandmothers to granddaughters and a few grandsons of Bulgarians who continue to hone ball juggling, jiggling and balancing in all its many formats as a special and at times necessary skill. Especially when dealing with Russians or other members of the oligarchy
New strings on a guitar are one of lifes five greatest pleasures.
I just developed the urge for fried oysters or clams. It's more of a powerful lust I tell you! Must have.Love oysters. Ever have them grilled? I stuff my self silly with some Gulf ones, several times a year.
Is Greg expecting by chance?
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Love oysters. Ever have them grilled? I stuff my self silly with some Gulf ones, several times a year.
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Looks so good. I'd eat 20 of those. @ItsOver Oh yeah, I've had them grilled. I love them anyway they are prepared. I used to get Rochambeau oysters when I was in Virginia. They were farmed in the Chesapeake Bay. It doesn't matter though. I'll eat them from almost anywhere. After seeing that picture I must take action today! :DHa! I can easily polish off several dozen. Nice and plump, just waiting to slide into your mouth... feast away, my friend! ;D
Unless it's a 12-string
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Mr. Robot remains one of my favorite fictional depictions of hacker culture.Heh, heh, heh.
Maybe it's just me, but video footage of the Russian Ukraine collision seems very Mr. Robot.
It is surreal.
Hey, I just realized for the VERY FIRST time that saying "footage" is akin to saying I'm "dialing" a number on my mobile or "hanging up" my mobile.
There is no linear foot measurement of film when using digital. Why am I still saying footage?
Expunged.
Now if you will excuse me, I must away to the bioscope to watch the latest talkie.
[RANDOM]War is good for my stock... Nearing 5-year highs. Too bad the currency isn't worth shit.
• My stock has shrunk since the new administration, my dividends this quarter suck
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Can a food truck get a Michelin star?
@Walks_At_Night see what you started?
https://twitter.com/mongoliciouss/status/1500265944173711362
Ye Gawds!!!!!That’s probably just a light snack. I wonder what it eats for dinner.
That’s probably just a light snack. I wonder what it eats for dinner.
I was looking for a Z spray painted on that rig. Par for the course for Ivan these days.Heh. Maybe it eats a couple of T-90s for dinner.
Don't know what wonderful thing I did but I was surprised to wake up with gifts from The She. huhNo doubt for you just being you. ;)
The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand. Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.
No doubt for you just being you. ;)I think you may on to something there.
I think you may on to something there.Heh, heh, heh.
Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.
The highlight of my day at work was watching a presentation to solve a problem that the presenters couldn’t define and obviously didn’t understand. Fuck me with a hippopotamus sized horny toad.
Sometimes when the neighbors dog barks, it sounds like ''red rum, red rum''.Does he have one of these?
Well, this sounds like fun.
“Perez was arrested Feb. 25 at the San Ysidro Port of Entry, authorities said, after attempting to cross the border while hiding 60 reptiles — including dozens of lizards and four snakes — in his jacket and pants pockets as well as his groin area and pant legs. According to the indictment, he told customs officials he had nothing to declare, then backtracked and said that "the animals were his pets...â€
https://news.yahoo.com/man-caught-dozens-lizards-clothes-120003489.html
Nothing left on the king's court but a bloody blue peacock.Before.
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Not that anyones watching but Will Smith’s roid rage kicked in. Hollyweird circling the drain.Will Smith is a (literal) cuck.
Before.
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With each passing year, Reba McEntyre reminds me more and more of a puppet in The Dark Crystal. That's not necessarily a bad thing.I saw a bubble-butted duck today at a home improvement store. I tried not to get caught looking. It was gross and cartoonish just like The Dark Crystal character...
And she will always look better than G. I. Jada.
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The number of drivers I see in WA who text, and drive is astonishing. The head down in the car ahead of you at the red light is most common. You know what happens when the light turns green.I don’t believe it’s unique to WA. I just hope I’m not inconveniencing anyone in back of me as the twit in front of me is busy updating Facebook or whatever it is they’re doing. With their head down, I assume they’re not praying for salvation, especially in WA.
Honk like a Canadian trucker?I do. Soon as that light turns, I Do!
With their head down, I assume they’re not praying for salvation, especially in WA.heh heh
For those in the market…size matters.
The dude running up with the fire extinguisher has balls but no brains
https://twitter.com/suemaccount/status/1509950651211595783
I haven't googled it, but I heard a Motel 6 commercial without Tom Modell... The guy has got to be as old as dirt, considering he's been doing ads for him for 40 plus years and had a career before that.He’s 67.
It would appear from idle observation on tv that the boobs on Newsmax are bigger even than those on Fox.What about leg crossers? More or less?
It would appear from idle observation on tv that the boobs on Newsmax are bigger even than those on Fox.
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https://nypost.com/2022/04/07/man-accidentally-attaches-std-results-to-dream-job-application/
Also good for paranormaldate.com profiles and EllGab posts.
https://nypost.com/2022/04/07/man-accidentally-attaches-std-results-to-dream-job-application/
Also good for paranormaldate.com profiles and EllGab posts.
For the oil sheik who has everything? Who the hell else would buy this stupid thing
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https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1135534_german-tuner-builds-rolls-royce-cullinan-overlander
He's got an awning, a top-mounted tent, a rack that holds four of those old military-style gas cans, he added actual rock sliders, etc...
So I cucked like a Great Reset/NWO little bitch. :-[
You will live in the pod, you will eat bugs, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.
Great Reset
Fishing trip is on this summer. I’ve really missed the trip the last two years and I ain’t getting any younger.
You will live in the pod, you will eat bugs, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.
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Correction: Minneapolis has defective street lights...
https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2022/02/09/purple-street-lights-apple-valley/
Here’s Why You’re Seeing Purple Street Lights In Some Metro CitiesIt's happening in Cincinnati too. Prince hated Cincy!
“There’s speculation over the color having to do with saving energy, saving money, and even aiding traffic cameras with catching speeders. But Matt Saam, Apple Valley’s public works director, says they’re just bad light bulbs.
“We believe we got a faulty product,†Saam said.â€
Ha! And it just “happens†to fault to purple?
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My heart is exploding with joyThat's an invasion of cuteness...
That's an invasion of cuteness...
I remember watching a science series that included discussion on a Russian business's attempts to domesticate foxes. I think they said after a dozen generations, it still wasn't successful.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496
Sam Kinison had the answer to world hunger...
San Diego has banned menthol cigarettes...
That has to be racistHumm, I'm white as day. I always thought of menthols as cigarettes for men with large penises and the women who suck them.
Went to sign in to a recording forum that I used to be a part of. Actually, two different recording boards. These two are not connected in any way and each are their own animal but I have been banned in both places! How on Earth did this happen? I've seen others banned due to being mean assholes and such but surely the admins didn't get together and make a group decision. But nevertheless, I'm banned, banned, BANned, BANNED!
Damn Shitheads.
Strat players?No, just a bunch of poopy-pants.
These two are not connected in any way
No, just a bunch of poopy-pants.
You're a single coil guy, ain't cha'?
No, just a bunch of poopy-pants.
You're a single coil guy, ain't cha'?
Single coilers are missionary men, too.Missionary is the position of a lazy woman!
Back in my day everybody played Gretsch. Are the new ones any good?If you're picky, only the Japanese made ones, less picky, Korean made ones are okay too. One of the last bases I would play on stage was the Chinese-made short scale solid body bass. None of them were okay out of the box. I would have to at least file off the fret edges. Some guy is online complaining that the pickups are falsely advertised has humbuckers, because they're not. That explains why they made noise when they shouldn't have...
Or they are.Well, they one thing in common, don't they.
Single coilers are missionary men, too.And they use far less toilet paper.
Right now, I crave Gibson.Weird to read "right now I'm craving a Gibson" :o Minus the Hummers, right? @sean92008
My neuropathy makes guitar playing frustrating, but I am eying a Stewart McDonald kit guitar with dual P90s or an SG kit.
If I had one guitar, and one guitar only, 3-pickup SG custom with a Bigsby B50 (B5, whatever...)
My favorite necks are '50s profile Gibson and baseball bat Tele.
I think I have three or four Strats in various stages of disassembly. I really liked an '80s neck but had some more modern and richer pickups that I wanted to switch around. Maybe I can start fiddling with them again this summer if I stay in remission.
Missionary is the position of a lazy woman!
Well, they one thing in common, don't they.
And they use far less toilet paper.
Weird to read "right now I'm craving a Gibson" :o Minus the Hummers, right? @sean92008
I could never get into the 3 pickup thing. The look alone pissed me off and the middle P got in the way of 16ths at times. I would love a black SG.
I would really love a Custom 2 pickup, black with gold hardware Les Paul. The way the binding frames a black Les Paul like that? :-* :) :-*
... And they use far less toilet paper....
Aaaand back to Sheryl CrowSex degrees of Sheryl Crow...
Valve stems, like erections, should stand long and proud.
Carl the Rooster, Miss. town’s icon, killed and dumped in parking lot
“Carl was so much more than a rooster,†Rob told the news station. He called the bird a “pillar of the community.â€
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Damn cock haterz! :(
Carl was worth more than twenty Kendras. The fact she was employed in the sheriff's department is a whole different level of damning. Every legal case she was involved in is now surrounded by an aura of mindless crazy ass and subject to review.
According to the commercial for San Diego running on tv here, you folks still only drive old VW bugs, transporters, and 1950s Porsches.
Nothing says "clean air" like an old Volkswagen...
I saw one of the old VW Bugs from the 1960s yesterday, light blue paint in an advanced state of oxidation. Even the cool old-style black and yellow license plate was all bent up and oxidized. Old geezer with long white beard driving... Probably not in any commercials.Back in the late 1980s, I had quite a few friends and acquaintances who were militant ecological people. A great deal of them drove various models of old Volkswagens.
... Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office...
She ''reported'' you?Oh yeah.
Back in the late 1980s, I had quite a few friends and acquaintances who were militant ecological people. A great deal of them drove various models of old Volkswagens.I like that story. It is very fun to think about those in the past who you knew in some working or otherwise capacity.
One particular day, a fire hydrant-shaped dyke named Tina took a styrofoam cup that I was using for numerous cups of coffee for the entire day and threw it away. I explained to her that I was just going to grab another cup and create more trash. She got incensed. With her response, I added on "how many miles per gallon does your VW get?" (At the time, I was driving a Toyota Camry station wagon that got 30 MPG over an entire tankful.)
Later in the day I was called in to the regional manager's office. Ultimately, the boss learned that she was harassing me over the coffee cups and all was good between the boss and me.
Today, I bet that Tina is either 400 lb or is dead. Her religion was hate of men and is the type that would believe that Hunter Biden's laptop is complete Russian disinformation.
Oh yeah.
I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.
Yep.
Oh yeah.
I was harassing her... A tall white guy that had dated a few different girls in the office, always had somebody to eat lunch with and regulators would always interview to see if techniques could be improved upon was harassing the short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.
Yep.
Have you ever been reported for just being there?...
short, stumpy, red-headed lesbian.Those ones can rebuild a fucking carburetor and install a sink at the same time!
I was at a concert once, a small place called Slim's in SF. A friend was standing next to me, his arms folded across his chest.
Suddenly this wacko in front of us whirled around all pissed off, and told him to keep his hands off her. I know for a fact that no one was touching her. Don't taze me, bro.
his arms folded across his chest.
Those ones can rebuild a fucking carburetor and install a sink at the same time!
I wish she were so talented. I think she was in accounting. Lesbian accountants are boring.
It seems like the insanity has been festering exponentially as time goes by. I'm waiting for the day when you smile and say hello to a stranger and it's somehow a crime.
Lesbian accountants? You mean accountants. ;) Sorry to any accountants who may be on this site. :DSorry for the repetitive redundancies that I repeated.
Exactly how I imagine you "enjoying" a concert.
Nope, not me. It was poor body language for a concert, which is why I noticed it (and knew for sure he wasn't doing what she was accusing him of).
Also, I said he was a friend in the original post to cut down on the details, he was just a guy we were standing next to, that we had a beer with and talked to a little before the show started, a foreigner with a pretty thick accent, maybe Bulgarian or Armenian, something like that.
If the mother didn't care, we shouldn't help. I'd rather be a good witness to support the surveillance footage proving that the mother was negligent. Plus, a mother that doesn't care will likely have an awful child. Darwinism.
Fatherless households also have the side effect of bad drivers spawned.
@KSM - The ferret was instrumental in preventing her pregnancy. Was the ferret her witch animal? You know, like Ron Weasley's rat? Maybe there was spiritual battle going on.No doubt you're correct about that. Rodent birth control.. guess I owe that long dead little fuck an apology for all the, shunning.
By the way, do tell what she was saying... A Chinese woman once rode me to the tune of "God Loves Me."
Thanks for honoring the stupid part of this thread title.@Bart Ell You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members. I may have to start a Bart Free Thread. ;D
Best alcohol-influenced candy ever.I had a box of those last Second Christmas. @PolkaDot also bought a box for her husband.
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Is the term "Second Christmas" one of those things from Canada? Like Boxer Day?The genesis of "C2" has been explained more than once throughout the pages of this board. You know!
@Bart Ell You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members. I may have to start a Bart Free Thread. ;D
The genesis of "C2" has been explained more than once throughout the pages of this board. You know!
BTW the rapist was your type. About 5'3 Haitian type. Not MY type. I stay with the Black n' White cookie method. Unless it's a tall Japanese, or Chinese and then the exception is made.
When Levi's and Nike are replaced by...They’re not getting my hair. ;)
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The Church of Costco wants your mind, body and soul.
This story is becoming quite the spicy meatball!
What started out as a quick, easy joke has exposed many layers!
First we have the lie - some sort of false article... I am sure someone will come up with a better name for it.
Then we have the fact you were checking out a male stranger... I am fine with that, love who you love, I don't judge.
And to top it off an international angle was added.
Bravo!
Holy heck. :o
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/incredible-story-passenger-lands-cessna-after-pilot-falls-unconscious/
That IS "holy heck" worthy!Damn Canadian...
In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me. Make some fucking pancakes.
@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time. Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.
In the meantime, I made pancakes this morning. They were perfectly round and perfectly gold just like a TV commercial. The SECRET is a dry non-stick pan. No oil, no butter, just dry and medium hot. This allows for a full contact light sear all over the pancake leaving it as described. Join me. Make some fucking pancakes.
@ShayP may take issue with my method but my pictures don't lie (no pictures included as this is an afterthought) but I could supply pics next time. Shay would line the pan with mustard or some shit.
Damn Canadian...MY WORDS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! MY FLAPJACKS ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU DAMN 'MERICAN!
Pictures anywhere?
I'll explain further if you have any.
MY WORDS SHOULD BE ENOUGH! MY FLAPJACKS ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU DAMN 'MERICAN!
No doubt you're correct about that. Rodent birth control.. guess I owe that long dead little fuck an apology for all the, shunning.
She was screaming out extremely complimentary things aboutmy equipmentCookie Jarvis. Which is why I let her continue, and I also wanted Donna to know what she had access to. There. Happy? ;D
@sean92008
@Bart Ell You're the first board starter in history to troll his own members. I may have to start a Bart Free Thread. ;D
I had a box of those last Second Christmas. @PolkaDot also bought a box for her husband.
I like that story. It is very fun to think about those in the past who you knew in some working or otherwise capacity.
In 91 I had a female roommate (Donna) :-* She looked exactly like Marriah Carrey when she was hot. Donna was white - white hot! Tall too and I like that. Donna was a wiccan. A well paid escort as well. Donna also had an albino ferret named Spooky. Spooky was not unscented so he stunk to the worst degree of feral musk. Yuck. She kept the large rodent chained to a base kitchen cabinet that was also his home. he was always trying to break off of his 3' chain and would take runs at it. He wanted off!
I slept on the floor in the living room that was just off the open kitchen about 8' from the rodent and Donna had the single bedroom. One night Donna had one of her witch friends over and they drank wine while talking for hours. I won't go into it but her friend was always trying to.. 'capture me' she wanted a baby. Specifically a baby boy that she could raise on her own as a wizard! ??? ::)
This particular night I eventually went to sleep only to wake hours later to utter chaos. She was on top of me, riding me like a dime-store cowgirl. Screaming and moaning. I guess she manipulated me (it) into cooperating with her desires. As I woke I realized that I too was moving as if I was actually into this, which I was not!
Just then; the rodent broke from the chain and rushed/ attacked us with a feverish revenge. It was pitch black and being a basement suite there was no moonlight shining through the narrow windows. Spooky was relentless as she lifted herself off of me and ran around in the dark screaming. After awhile Donna woke and came out of the bedroom turning the lights on and thus defusing the situation. Men can be raped! I was tested many times over the next month for any deleterious effects off the unfortunate hook-up. Yuck.
Was a freaky scene, man. Wark St, just off of Bay St, Victoria BC.
EDIT: I have spared the group the detail on what she was screaming while aboard me.
Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen? ???...
No, of course not. Ferrets aren't rodentsI'm glad you were able to suss that out @PB . I actually like rodents, ferrets on the other hand...
Let me get this straight....White HOT Donna was a tall, caucasian version of an attractive Mariah Carrey AND she was a well paid escort living in a 1 bedroom basement apartment with a @KSM sleeping on her living room floor and a stinky rodent in the kitchen? ???Screenplay? Be a great short for a film festival for sure. Yeah, Donna made and saved a-lot of money. Frugal Donna. Not to mention that her lady boss who owned the agency took her cut off the top. Going to that apartment where all the "girls" hung out during the day was like visiting Disneyland for penises. They had every race and color with every shade of hair and all heights available. However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.
I feel like you need to develop a screenplay.
...However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.A safe bet.
"Hey sailor, want some o' this?"
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Screenplay? Be a great short for a film festival for sure. Yeah, Donna made and saved a-lot of money. Frugal Donna. Not to mention that her lady boss who owned the agency took her cut off the top. Going to that apartment where all the "girls" hung out during the day was like visiting Disneyland for penises. They had every race and color with every shade of hair and all heights available. However, they all smoked and that was the turn-off. I'll bet they look like catchers mitts now.
Maybe that's why I wanna stuff a woman who puffs.I just cannot figure that out. So, you like them all smokey and wrinkled? Is this a fetish? Explain yourself, man! @sean92008
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I just cannot figure that out. So, you like them all smokey and wrinkled? Is this a fetish? Explain yourself, man! @sean92008
Bachelors' dinner. Wife was out of town a few nights ago. Absolute perfection. Beef Bliss!No veggies?
No veggies?Actually, I nibbled on some raw baby carrots shortly before the 12Oz beef.
How's the new HOA and house going, @KSM ?
Actually, I nibbled on some raw baby carrots shortly before the 12Oz beef.
HOA. Another meeting tonight. Our schedules never line up to get shit done, like setting up bank accounts and PO box ETC. We are hiring an agency to do it all for us so basically all we, in the committee do is watch for neighbors who step out of line. We'll fuck their shit up!!
House is great. I love watching baseball in my studio - weird. I don't miss my hardwood bar at all, although I wish I would have dismantled it and brought it with so it could just sit there in storage year after year after year. ;D
Is the studio decorated yet? Hides of the cows you've slaughtered might be an interesting sound deadening material 😲Decorated with gear around the perimeter - 60", amps, drums, mics, and desk ETC. Guitars on wall mounts. Some side baffling to catch bass transients. It's nice in there.
Decorated with gear around the perimeter - 60", amps, drums, mics, and desk ETC. Guitars on wall mounts. Some side baffling to catch bass transients. It's nice in there.
No. I did not go with the rough-cut cedar like you mentioned. Although that does sound intriguing. Still have a Christmas room to finish by next Christmas! :P
Slat cedar fencing might be an intriguing interior use. There used to be redwood, cedar and pine horizontal slats that were tongue and groove (meaning 100% coverage)... Alternating woods can create quite a visual...I had 6' cedar fences around both places up north but not once did I think to install them INSIDE. :P
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I had 6' cedar fences around both places up north but not once did I think to install them INSIDE. :P
Decorative qualities. Texture, odor, visual...Betty is an indoor pet (Ball python) and cedar is toxic/deadly to reptiles. Speaking of cedar panels, I had about 6 of them left over at the one place and used them to construct a very nice 6-8 shed.
Why does the "Best photograph of a UFO ever taken" (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/researchers-release-best-photograph-ufo-26896981) look like a cymbal off a kid's drum set?
Betty is an indoor pet (Ball python) and cedar is toxic/deadly to reptiles. Speaking of cedar panels, I had about 6 of them left over at the one place and used them to construct a very nice 6-8 shed.Never heard of that, but cedar is toxic to moths... I think.
Bachelors' dinner. Wife was out of town a few nights ago. Absolute perfection. Beef Bliss!
Fancyboy meat!I loved the 7-11 burgers, and there was also the cheese sauce pump amongst other things, goodies, and fixins. That tour bus was more full of food wrappers than it was musical gear by the end of that leg. What a bunch of pigs we were. ::) Riding through canyons on the roof was fun.. if you didn't DIE!!
Whenever I have fancyboy meat I think back to being 20 and living on AM/PM burgers and hot dogs.
$2 a day for something that looked like meat.
Bairyn is sick of hearing about AM/PM burgers and hot dogs.
I loved the 7-11 burgers, and there was also the cheese sauce pump amongst other things, goodies, and fixins. That tour bus was more full of food wrappers than it was musical gear by the end of that leg. What a bunch of pigs we were. ::) Riding through canyons on the roof was fun.. if you didn't DIE!!
Almost forgot - the little relish packs never held enough for any burger or hotdog. Needed like three packs per item.
AMPM had the free jalapenos, onions and pickles you could pile on to hide the taste of the heat lamp meat.You're trying to tell me that AMPM was better than 7-11? I dunno bout that. 711 also had the open bins of mustard, relish, ETC but no fucking way was I dipping into those germ warfare bins. I forgot about the jalapenos, and I did like the sauerkraut - those too were served in a big open germ filled plastic bins. Good/Bad times.
The self serve condiments meant no little packs of relish.... also meant filthy animals sneezing all over the jalapenos.
You're trying to tell me that AMPM was better than 7-11?
Not better, cheaper.
I went to this one every day for about 5 weeks.
I probably spent $15 a week on food thanks to them.
Suzan was not working there then or I may have been killed!
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(((BEHOLD)))
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Had lunch with a group of locksmiths! They're a weird bunch. And they can GET IN YOUR HOUSE!
01:01:20. LISTEN CAREFULLY@sean92008 What exactly was I listening for? It has no sound. Did she put a poo on his bed?
@sean92008 What exactly was I listening for? It has no sound. Did she put a poo on his bed?
People believe he referred to lying on the stand.Did she poo on the stand?
Did she poo on the stand?Are you hoping I drop a Tom Green video link here?
Are you hoping I drop a Tom Green video link here?In recent years the old man's eyes have been blacked out which sucks because the normal view made it so much better. Downtown Ottawa :D
In recent years the old man's eyes have been blacked out which sucks because the normal view made it so much better. Downtown Ottawa :D
To try and keep prices down on their products Jimmy Dean has shrunk their sausage links. They are puny little things now. About two inches in length from about four only a month ago. Make your own jokes up ::) So now instead of the usual 3 sausages with breakfast I use 4-5.This is exactly what manufacturers did in the 70s. A pound (16oz) of coffee because 15oz then 14oz. And so forth.
The deck is stacked and George is gettin' upset!!
This is exactly what manufacturers did in the 70s. A pound (16oz) of coffee because 15oz then 14oz. And so forth.
I thought this was funny...
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/res/d/demariye-baker/7488361932.html
Maybe I'm just late to the party on this one, but I'll throw this out there for anyone else who might be interested.
Those of a certain age might recall some prick who sat in the end zone, or behind home plate, or other network-camera-visible locations, who wore a rainbow-colored afro wig and would hold up a sign lettered with "John 3:16" whenever something interesting happened that might get him into the camera field of view. Just annoying as hell.
That guy - Rollen Stewart - is in prison, serving three life sentences. Spoiler: it's not for the John 3:16 thing.
Haven't thought about that dude in forever. Seems that on top of his other crimes, he also stink bombed Bob Schuller.
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Is that a result of anal sex or something?
Haven't thought about that dude in forever. Seems that on top of his other crimes, he also stink bombed Bob Schuller.
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The crystal cathedral? My mom watched him. I think his son is following in his footsteps.They sold the church building... I'm pretty sure.
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Fuck. I had a random thought that is driving me into questioning how my brain works...I think that after 40 men start having random thoughts and flashbacks of meaningless moments in our lives no matter how mundane they may be. Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark. For instance - I just thought about taking a wood planer to your shins and then rolling the skin up like opening a can of spam. Imagine @Bart Ell 's whacky weird mental shit that he does not dare tell anyone aboot. @ShayP has some weird shit stored up there. The guy actually sings the John Jacob Jingle Heimer song out loud.
So, I'm standing there peeing (into a toilet, mind you) and I had a flash thought about a TV movie I saw probably 44 years ago. It was about killer bees. The scene I was remembering was when somebody was in a Volkswagen beetle was under an attack of killer bees surrounding the vehicle. They drove it into the Astrodome and turned on the air conditioning to kill the bees off or stop their attacking at least...
Why in the fuck did I think that?
I think that the Volkswagen was yellow, maybe that was it...
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I think that after 40 men start having random thoughts and flashbacks of meaningless moments in our lives no matter how mundane they may be. Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark. For instance - I just thought about taking a wood planer to your shins and then rolling the skin up like opening a can of spam. Imagine @Bart Ell 's whacky weird mental shit that he does not dare tell anyone aboot. @ShayP has some weird shit stored up there. The guy actually sings the John Jacob Jingle Heimer song out loud.
I'll search and watch the aforementioned film and get back to you in 44 years.
I read numerous articles online yesterday about solar panel setups and installation. At least four of the six or seven sites I visited talked about the number of yearly deaths due to guys/DIY types falling off of their roofs during installation. One guy actually impaled himself on a sharp fence board - like Vlad, The Solar Impaler would have done to him. It's an actual thing! FALLING TO DEATH! Hopefully it was sunny out for these poor buggers. :)
Every eight months or so I feel the need to poison a homeless person so I hand out tainted coffee.How quickly you forget. That's how we met! Remember? ::)
I don't think northwest Washington is the ideal place to expect much payback from solar panels. Maybe a rainmillYou would think so - yes, but we do get 5ish months of sun, sort of. Batteries stay charged up to 75%. Even on cloudy days your panels can still draw some juice. I'm thinking of a 4kW system. That'll do. Bout 4k worth. With all this talk of Rollllling power outages and outages in general I don't want the bodies in my freezers to thaw.
How quickly you forget. That's how we met! Remember? ::)
You would think so - yes, but we do get 5ish months of sun, sort of. Batteries stay charged up to 75%. Even on cloudy days your panels can still draw some juice. I'm thinking of a 4kW system. That'll do. Bout 4k worth. With all this talk of Rollllling power outages and outages in general I don't want the bodies in my freezers to thaw.
I think that after 40 men start having random thoughts and flashbacks of meaningless moments in our lives no matter how mundane they may be. Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark. For instance - I just thought about taking a wood planer to your shins and then rolling the skin up like opening a can of spam. Imagine @Bart Ell 's whacky weird mental shit that he does not dare tell anyone aboot. @ShayP has some weird shit stored up there. The guy actually sings the John Jacob Jingle Heimer song out loud.
Every eight months or so I feel the need to poison a homeless person so I hand out tainted coffee.
@sean92008 Is it the movie that you thought of called The Swarm?
Do you not think that @Walks_At_Night doesn't have a wealth of weird random stuff going on inside his head at any given time? I know I do, and some of it is pretty dark.
Even on cloudy days your panels can still draw some juice. I'm thinking of a 4kW system. That'll do. Bout 4k worth. With all this talk of Rollllling power outages and outages in general I don't want the bodies in my freezers to thaw.
Just was thinking about how I owe @ShayP that concrete story. At the time I thought it was great but looking back it is pretty messed up.
Nearly everyone in California was surprised to learn, a few years ago in the face of massive blackouts caused by wildfires, that their solar panels do not power their homes. Rather, the home still draws 100% of their power from the grid. The panels feed 100% of their output into the grid.After looking into it up north and down here I am aware that by doing it under government incentive just feeds into the grid. The solar generators that I'm looking at will definitely do the trick for frozen goods and such. Also a few lights and a TV or two.
So if it's frozen-body-maintaining that concerns you, buy a generator. All the best homes in the PNW have one (at least, according to the Zillow property descriptions).
After looking into it up north and down here I am aware that by doing it under government incentive just feeds into the grid. The solar generators that I'm looking at will definitely do the trick for frozen goods and such. Also a few lights and a TV or two.
A friend who lives in the back country of San Diego County was expressing to me his frustration with getting solar on his roof. Is area is subjected to blackouts if the winds are high, fires start, etc...
I suggested he do some homework... I looked at getting a solar powered pool pump a few years back and they told me they didn't have to have a permit if they put the panels on a freestanding support and didn't tie in to the home's electrical system.
In his particular community, there is no limitation to putting galvanized steel posts in concrete or owning a solar panel...
Without communicating his name, telephone number, address, etc, to the licensing department, he was able to figure out that he could have a solar system over his garden and run the electricity to, say, his pool pump even though he doesn't have a pool...
The extra benefit of having a shaded garden area allows him to grow some plants that would normally burn in the sun.
A high efficiency extension cord can make a power outage go away...
Pro Tip... There is also a way around the automatic switching in case of a power outage. Solar systems are looking for incoming voltage. Fooling that automatic switching system can allow solar generated voltage to pass through the internal circuits... It can be dangerous to line workers...
That's very interesting. Now I need a "pool"
I like your friend.
Horsetail
Horsetail
I prefer osso bucoThat's my maiden name!
Chocolate and salmon do not go well together.
I'm about to have dinner and this honestly killed my appetite just by thinking about it. :PFor all I know I did you a favor.
For all I know I did you a favor.
What was dinner @ShayP ? I assume you eventually got it down.
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@KSM Why do you hate me? :'(Think of me as a personal trainer. :D Happy Barfing!!
For all I know I did you a favor.
What was dinner @ShayP ? I assume you eventually got it down.
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@sean92008 Is it the movie that you thought of called The Swarm? Anyway, @KSM is correct. Random thoughts and moments...not necessary meaningless, but there are many...pop in my head. And I do have some weird shit going on upstairs. We're in good company. Now, I will skip down the driveway and sing!
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I looked at highlight videos and I don think it was that movie. The climax was the Astrodome scene. Think TV movie, from the director of Shazam!Wasn't it called Killer Bee's? @sean92008
Wasn't it called Killer Bee's? @sean92008
Just search Killer bee's in astrodome and the year the movie came out. Why is this such an issue? I'll take you to the astrodome to face your fears!
I found something that might be it... "Savage Bees." Maybe, maybe not... Haven't reviewed it but it's based on semi-nearby (to the Astrodome) New Orleans...
I'm thinking it was a Scooby Doo episodeRuh-ro!
I found something that might be it... "Savage Bees." Maybe, maybe not... Haven't reviewed it but it's based on semi-nearby (to the Astrodome) New Orleans...
Relive it in its entirety:Random memory.
I sent @Bart Ell an unsolicited email with an attachment earlier and he's not responding. Coz he's a fucking baby! A BiG, FAT, POOPY, LOCKSMITH, ANAL LEAKAGE, BABY!
I actually was doing locksmith work!I came to delete my post and now it is too late. Guess I can't break those chains.
POOPY? I do not like this message, IT'S NOT LOVE!
Strange name for it.
Locksmith work! ;D
Strange name for it.
AI was a mistake.
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I've been catching up on my Fall of Civilizations Podcast. The newest one on Petra and the Nabataeans was particularly good. Petra and Jordan in general are still on the travel list...waiting for good times...I may be waiting for awhile. :-\
https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com (https://fallofcivilizationspodcast.com)
I will save you the trip.Very philosophical Bart. Hmm, I wonder if Rick Steves has been...
You are better off living in the hole.
Yoga chicks ::)
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Yoga chicks ::)That dog needs its claws trimmed. Poor thing.
Jump to 2:55
For 20 years, I never read the FDIC rules about their insurance...
I asked one of those high interest online banks if I could establish an additional account because I was going over the insurance coverage. They explained the rules... Doh! Fortunately, I never have needed it. I'm at 1.6% APY now, but all of those bank interest rate websites don't list Bask Bank.
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On hold waiting for the customer service agent to return as the "music" plays on. And on.. The selections are of the bright and bubbly genre. No vocals of coarse. I would rather be able to listen to the radio show that I am missing while being forced to endure this ear guck! I propose a single beep every 30 seconds to let you know the connection is still secured rather than this torture.
They could always have ''Don't Worry Be Happy'' on an endless loop.I'd rather hear the farting yoga chick on loop.
I'd rather hear the farting yoga chick on loop.
I don't really believe that, it's actually very catchy.@PB
''Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy...''
@PB
PB, you watch Matlock reruns! I'm sorry but I cannot take your recommendations seriously.
... PB, you watch Matlock reruns! I'm sorry but I cannot take your recommendations seriously...
What's Matlock?Ask Shay what Matlock is. @ShayP tell him. Isn't he the Mayberry guy? A coroner? Oh fuck I don't know. ::) Is he Fonzie?
By the way, I hate that song (it was played seemingly non-stop on the radio when it came out) - it's the perfect irritant when on hold
Ask Shay what Matlock is. @ShayP tell him. Isn't he the Mayberry guy? A coroner? Oh fuck I don't know. ::) Is he Fonzie?
PB, You hate all music unless it is some kind of pretentious jazz or blues that you find in woke pussified club in SF. Don't get me wrong though, I like both jazz and blues, but it too has been hijacked by posers in hard left cities like yours.
What about Don Knotts?
... PB, You hate all music unless it is some kind of pretentious jazz or blues...
I don't know what's happening.Some things are best left as a mystery...
Some things are best left as a mystery...AT&T sucks, and has for a long time, like most of woke corporate Amerika. I’ve been happy with this outfit for cell service.
What isn't a mystery is that AT&T support is a fucking joke.
I spent an hour and 40 minutes plus on the phone with the Philippines and a girl from Mississippi living in Dallas-Fort Worth... Now, the girl from America pleasant and told me she needed to escalate me, but she transferred me right back into the main queue and I had to start from scratch. I would like to think it was out of ignorance as opposed to intentional...
This problem has occurred twice and both times and the representative who helped me was Egyptian. I was not only helped, it was done like in the first 10 minutes as opposed to spending hours on the phone.
I am now of the belief that when I call, and I hope I never have to again, I will hang up if it's a Filipino.
Some things are best left as a mystery...
What isn't a mystery is that AT&T support is a fucking joke.
AT&T sucks, and has for a long time...
Good point. Some things are better left as a mystery.I had AT&T a long time ago. Got tired of their corporate insanity and switched to T-Mobile. When T-Mobile evolved into crapola, I switched to PureTalk several years ago and have been satisfied with their service and support. We’ll see how long it lasts before they catch the disease. ;)
I just switched from T-Mobile to AT&T. Ugh. Hopefully I have no issues. Your story mirrors what I went through with T-Mobile.
Now I have regret. :(if it makes you feel better I'm still on T-mobile. Only one I've tried so far and I do the pay as you go thing. I just top it up every three months. Might move to puretalk when this current three month block is up.
if it makes you feel better I'm still on T-mobile. Only one I've tried so far and I do the pay as you go thing. I just top it up every three months. Might move to puretalk when this current three month block is up.Yes, I try to avoid getting sucked into long-term contracts anymore, so I have the option to move on if the service begins to suck. Being able to walk away is a great thing. ;)
Yesterday, I fired my lawyer.$32,000? what the hell are you up to?
This morning, I settled by talking turkey directly to the man who would be cutting the check.
$32,000+ after 3 months of awful representation. My lawyer initially refused to even ask for that amount, I went ahead because it was the right thing...
Having a bunch of lawyers in my extended family, I will continue to disparage the profession.
$32,000? what the hell are you up to?To be self-aggrandizing, $32k is one of my smaller things of late.. I'm working my way towards resolving shit before I'm not able to resolve things...
My wife's family are lawyers and such. Her father started a prominent firm in Montreal many years ago and sold it for 9Mish back in 09. They're incredible people/in-laws. Until they're mad at you. And then you're fucked.
Yes, I try to avoid getting sucked into long-term contracts anymore, so I have the option to move on if the service begins to suck. Being able to walk away is a great thing. ;)
Usually it is only at Christmas time that the gingerbread men, houses, and cookies are enjoyed. But today I enjoyed some classic gingerbread that was made by my Wifes collection person lady. This was soft, tender, but firm gingerbread squares about 3/4" thick. Damn yummy. I will be fat tomorrow as I ate the entire ziploc bags worth = seven pieces. Damn yummy! :P :P :P :-* :)
You gotta problem with this?
Dude, you eat that when ever you want. The Archway brand with the molasses were so good. I haven't had them in years. The Jules Destrooper brand Ginger Thins are very good, but crispy. All natural ingredients and out of Belgium. You can buy them in the states.I hadn’t thought of Archway in awhile. The oatmeal and Windmills were probably my favorites.
You were fortunate to get some homemade stuff. Yeah, you'll be fat. ::) I gained 2 pounds by reading your post.
I hadn’t thought of Archway in awhile. The oatmeal and Windmills were probably my favorites.
The iced oatmeal? I loved those. Liked the Windmills too.
The iced oatmeal? I loved those. Liked the Windmills too.They were both great. Classic, with a glass of ice cold milk.
Is OJ’s daughter Khloe getting rid of her butt?
If so, are you disappointed? :D
Send her a case of windmill cookies. She’ll get it backHa! It’s at least a good start.
Dude, you eat that when ever you want. The Archway brand with the molasses were so good. I haven't had them in years. The Jules Destrooper brand Ginger Thins are very good, but crispy. All natural ingredients and out of Belgium. You can buy them in the states.DON'T FUCKIN' TELL ME HOW TO GINGERBREAD, MAN!!
You were fortunate to get some homemade stuff. Yeah, you'll be fat. ::) I gained 2 pounds by reading your post.
I hadn’t thought of Archway in awhile. The oatmeal and Windmills were probably my favorites.
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DON'T FUCKIN' TELL ME HOW TO GINGERBREAD, MAN!!
YOU ALREADY BEEN TOLD! And don't yell at me. I'm sensitive.
Gird your loins and sack up. Dietrich was attacking ellgab.com tonight!
:DI'm in her club.
https://twitter.com/mariana057/status/1542558142923509760
Today I'm at the gas station, and some bum walks up asking for 'spare change'. As I'm telling him 'no' his phone rings.We, you and I had this discussion about three years ago in this very thread. Remember; the line that I! always use when asked that age old question "Hey buddy, got any spare change?" or some variation of that, but the term "spare change" is a constant. I'm telling you, again! Answer with "TONS!" when asked about spare change. You say it with glee, you say it like you've got so much spare fucking change that your back hurts from the dead weight that is all that MONEY in your pockets. PLEASE @PB remember it. One word never meant so much as you keep moving and carry on with your day. It leaves them speechless as if you're going to hand it all over while you get in your car and drive away.
He listens for a few moments and tells the person on the other end that he's working...
I'm in her club.
We, you and I had this discussion about three years ago in this very thread. Remember; the line that I! always use when asked that age old question "Hey buddy, got any spare change?" or some variation of that, but the term "spare change" is a constant. I'm telling you, again! Answer with "TONS!" when asked about spare change. You say it with glee, you say it like you've got so much spare fucking change that your back hurts from the dead weight that is all that MONEY in your pockets. PLEASE @PB remember it. One word never meant so much as you keep moving and carry on with your day. It leaves them speechless as if you're going to hand it all over while you get in your car and drive away.
It is a perfect, perfect thing.
The trick is that you have to keep moving as you say/shout it.
TONS!! :)
I DO remember that conversation, and I've been saying 'yes' to the spare change question for years as I continue walking past."YES" is also good.
But not while trapped at the gas station in a marginal area just off the freeway. And I have some sympathy for this particular bum (he's there all the time), an older black guy who has probably made some bad decisions and is down on his luck - not some 19 year old puke that got a ride from, I dunno, Kentucky or Santa Cruz and is here for the free drugs and handouts.
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Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.
I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.
Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?
Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.
Razor wire on your fence. If that's too much of a liability, bird stop (those metal spikes).I’m sure FoodLion appreciates the timely recommendations.
Tripwires posted using rebar so that they injure themselves wouldn't be too bad, you can always say you were working on a irrigation project or something.
Blue Ice meth dealer?
Go, Yellowstone Bison! Go!I make it a general rule not to mess with anything that takes something like a Buffalo rifle to bring down.
Crush puny humans with tiny brains!
Shark season has nothing on you....
I was using voice recognition to type a reference about old paint jobs on VW beetles and how they could be buffed to remove minor damage and discoloration and that the clear coat killed that ability...Wife and I were talking about this about a year ago. Crazy, but we decided to talk about toasters with her phone in the room, and sure enough. You know.. I'm not explaining this well. I'm on the phone! ::)
I was watching a YouTube video on my Roku TV at the time. A matter of a few short minutes...
When the video ended, I went back to the menu of YouTube stuff...
Six of the eight videos that I could see the thumbnails of on screen were about VW beetles...
I went through the permissions on my cell phone, especially the YouTube permissions and it is just not there to take anything from my microphone or my input. I'm not talking loud and the TV was definitely louder, I don't have a microphone on my Roku remote.
Something is wrong.
It is not a coincidence because I haven't been looking at VWs and was only referencing them regarding paint jobs from the 1970s...
It gets stranger...
Going through my YouTube menus some more and two Nicolette Larson videos pop up on the menu. About 6 hours ago, I was talking on my landline telephone in a different part of my house to a man about Nicolette Larson's family...
My cell phone was in the room. Something is leaking...
No coincidences.
I make it a general rule not to mess with anything that takes something like a Buffalo rifle to bring down.
It is as if people believe they are at a petting zoo, or as if their brains are set on the "Chuck E. Cheese automaton creature entertainment for my benefit" setting.
I wonder what they’re like with butter and garlic.
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https://www.breitbart.com/local/2022/07/04/florida-county-on-high-alert-after-giant-african-snail-emerges/
There is actually a recipe for those things. Cleaning was rather complicated if I remember correctly.I can imagine. Probably worse than gutting a whale.
I wonder what they’re like with butter and garlic.Very VERY chewy
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https://www.breitbart.com/local/2022/07/04/florida-county-on-high-alert-after-giant-african-snail-emerges/
Don’t put a 1300hp engine in a 1964 Mercury Comet without upgrading the brakes.Wonder two things...
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a40574944/let-this-youtubers-horrible-mercury-comet-crash-be-a-lesson/
Boy I tell ya'
Go without caffeine for three months and then dive back in with strong black coffee. Whatta a RUSH!BZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Boy I tell ya'
Go without caffeine for three months and then dive back in with strong black coffee. Whatta a RUSH!BZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
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Well, after your Washington do-heroin-like-Cobain experiment is over anything that picks you up must be a massive boost.
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Come on, play some mini-humbuckers, damnit!
...Beautiful hard rock crunch...
Pretty much.The mini-humbuckers have a smaller aperture, less boominess, tighter bottom end. I love Firebirds for them and the mass of mahogany.
My Les Paul Deluxe (1980) has the little soapbars. Some don't like them but they have a particular crunch when overdriven. Beautiful hard rock crunch. No pedal needed. Amp and guitar! The Gold Top has P-90's. Sound great but fuck do they ever hum. I almost think they may not be grounded. Concerning.
More yummy scrumptiousness...
Trader Joe's, of course...
Heh, I had a dental checkup the other day, and was told they now have pineapple flavored floss.My dentist in Canada had bacon flavored floss. "True story" - Jess Ventura.
Saw this bozo while out and about today. Ruined a perfectly good new model corvette by being an idiot and getting cheap obviously knock off “Ferrari†badges to slap on it. Even made a weak attempt at painting the brake calipers.
Dude. No one believes it. Oh and also a brand new corvette is nothing to be sneered at for what it is anyway. This treatment of a brand new corvette on the other hand is something to be sneered at.
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Saw this bozo while out and about today. Ruined a perfectly good new model corvette by being an idiot and getting cheap obviously knock off “Ferrari†badges to slap on it. Even made a weak attempt at painting the brake calipers.
Dude. No one believes it. Oh and also a brand new corvette is nothing to be sneered at for what it is anyway. This treatment of a brand new corvette on the other hand is something to be sneered at.
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Still, her woman hole doesn't contain e-coli... Or does it?
1997 Natalie Imbruglia looks like a 2022 femboy.
Still, her woman hole doesn't contain e-coli... Or does it?
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Better get the monkeypox vaccine to be safe!
Suffered an unsettling nunchuck injury last night. Took out my left patella in a nasty way. Real-life oucher!
Tell the wife to verbally abuse you next time...
LOL! ;D
KSM stands for Kinky Sado-Masochism, you know...^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Secretly, KSM wants to play Jagstangs with Telecaster neck pickups in BOTH positions and use a Roland Cube amplifier!
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Author of sadness.
Flat out mean. I just.. :-\ Like a horrific Twighlight Zone episode but possibly worse.
Worse would be a Jay Turser amp...WTF is a Jay Turser amp? @sean92008
About two months ago I wasgoing toseriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?
WTF is a Jay Turser amp? @sean92008
About two months ago I wasgoing toseriously considering buying a house in small-town Texas. I had no idea about the property taxes down there. What the fuck is up with that @GravitySucks ?
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.You can’t legally carry, concealed or otherwise, as a citizen on the grounds of a school or an airport.
Seriously @sean92008
Do you drive on a public highway? You’re about 3000 times more likely to get killed by a drunk driver than you are to being a victim of a mass shooter event.
That’s how the state, county, city and school districts get revenue. We don’t have a state income tax.Thanks
There are exemptions. A homestead exemption on your primary residence reduces your appraised value. Some rates freeze when you reach a certain age. I used to know the particulars but I’m exempt from property taxes on my residence because I’m a disabled veteran so I am not up to date on the various rules.
Property taxes are deductible on your federal income tax up to a certain limit. I think it’s $10k.
https://twitter.com/mangan150/status/1553002022365843456
Absolutely revolting.
https://twitter.com/mangan150/status/1553002022365843456
Absolutely revolting.
The average American man now weighs as much as the average American manatee weighed in the 1960s.
You are all a bunch of PWS fatassess - ROW
Bart, in 30 years will the average American weigh as much as Falkie and Kathie do now?
I’ve taken some pics for Spite Board on my travels. Cuz I care! ;)
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Only if the average American went on a diet and lost 50 pounds.Yeah, like Canadians waistlines aren't blossoming as well. Right now you're in a rather sedentary state - I'll bet as atrophy runs amok in the Bart's core.
Yeah, like Canadians waistlines aren't blossoming as well. Right now you're in a rather sedentary state - I'll bet as atrophy runs amok in the Bart's core.
Sedentary?
I do 14 miles of high impact running a day on the Elegant Elliot Offen plan, right?
Sedentary?RIIIIGHT!!?
I do 14 miles of high impact running a day on the Elegant Elliot Offen plan, right?
I have really shied off of Texas with all the crap going on down there, it seems like they've finally tipped over to California status. The shootings in Uvalde and at DFW show that there's no fear of concealed carry.
Somebody likes to cuddle with the threat of disemboweling my arm...@sean92008 Can you share a full pic of that cat? Love the color. You're a hairy dude btw.
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@sean92008 Can you share a full pic of that cat? Love the color. You're a hairy dude btw.I have to crop raw photos in order for them to upload onto the site. He is a Russian blue. Incredibly manipulative cat. Lots of medical issues as well and he takes medicine like a champ.
@sean92008 Can you share a full pic of that cat? Love the color. You're a hairy dude btw.
Beautiful cat. @sean92008Yes, indeed. Porn for the cat ladies! ;) ;) ;)
Yes, indeed. Porn for the cat ladies! ;) ;) ;)
That is a very regal cat.
I have to crop raw photos in order for them to upload onto the site. He is a Russian blue. Incredibly manipulative cat. Lots of medical issues as well and he takes medicine like a champ.
Black ladies used to love the body hair... In the days when I had zero body fat and it was cool to have your shirt all the way open, uhem... Oh, you still think it's cool to have your shirt open. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Now THAT'S a cat!He identifies as a butterfly, racist!
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Black ladies used to love the body hair... In the days when I had zero body fat and it was cool to have your shirt all the way open, uhem... Oh, you still think it's cool to have your shirt open. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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@KSMWell how'd ya like that! :) I was doubtful.
Search "turn your sm-58 into an sm7b" on YouTube...
Well how'd ya like that! :) I was doubtful.I bet putting a larger pop screen on an altered 58 would probably get that bass response tweaked nicely.
I bet putting a larger pop screen on an altered 58 would probably get that bass response tweaked nicely.Here's the thing; I love the sort of "pimp my ride" idea of this, but at the end of the day an altered 58 still looks like a 58. That said - I have no doubt that I'll be altering the 58 I brought to Co. Also said - I still want a 7B for the podcast that I'll never get around to doing.
It's probably something that they used for a few things, like weighing it down and giving the mic a more solid feel, shock resistance for the transformer, electrical isolation and maybe even some sound insulation for the mic as well.
But all that guck inside the 58? I never knew! :o
It's probably something that they used for a few things, like weighing it down and giving the mic a more solid feel, shock resistance for the transformer, electrical isolation and maybe even some sound insulation for the mic as well.
If that guck is for filler/weight/heft, then the RODE NT2A must be about 2 bags full sir! It's a hefty fella!
Thick aluminum helps too. I had an NT/2 years ago... I loved the AT4050CM5(?) much more.
"IG model" Gina Tew has full blown AIDS.Until now I had not heard of her. She's kinda yucky IMO..
Apparently, she's fucked numerous "urban music" celebrities.
Darwinism may just win again.
Until now I had not heard of her. She's kinda yucky IMO..
Why am I getting this in my ads?Gay porn search cookies.
Gay porn search cookies.Yuck. Good Lord no. I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.
Yuck. Good Lord no. I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.Yes, that's gay porn.
Yes, that's gay porn.Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.
Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.You have the wrong size then.
Why am I getting this in my ads?
Too much beating off to this:YUCK!
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They should have sent you ads for Kleenex and hand lotion.
Gay porn search cookies.
Yuck. Good Lord no. I looked for bike shorts without padding, so that's most likely the cookie you refer to.
Either can Bart.
Can't wait until Bart sees you were shopping for bike shorts. :D
All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me. At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards. Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.
I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy. ;)Nope. Quite content actually.
I recently bought a bag of C & H Sugar. I mix it with water for my hummingbirds. I was buying a premade solution but the birds didn't seem to like it, so I now mix my own. Anyway, as I was putting the bag away, I was humming that familiar C & H commercial, the one showing sugar cane fields and dancing hula girls. "C & H... the pure cane sugar from Hawaii, Hoooee!" But wait, I didn't see any mention of Hawaii on the front label, so I looked on the back. A product of Florida.
Dude, there is so much padding in all the areas down there in bike shorts that it feels like you've shit yourself. Also, it bunches up between your legs and is just ridiculous.
No need - the H was for Hawaii. California and Hawaii.
When they changed the source to Florida they were going to rebrand as F Sugar, but that didn't make it past marketing.
All you fucking idiots taking your lame-ass predictable shots at me. At least get good at it. You assholes contribute nothing while I do all the lifting. Keep on being boring lifeless dullards. Seriously, I could prewrite what you guys say and sit back to watch it unfold almost verbatim.
I see the ill-fitting bike shorts made you grumpy. ;)
Why is Billy Squier in my head? As soon as I woke up from a peaceful slumber, at the very moment my eyes opened, 'My Kinda Lover' was playing in my head. Still is. Two hours now and I feel like I'm going crazy.
His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.
Cher's son will get rid of that.
One listen to this stupid song and it takes hold.
Goodbye Billy!
I never believed in hate crimes until now.
I never believed in hate crimes until now.
His bell got stuck today and he had to ride around without being able to ring his bike bell.BAAARTY, COME OUT AND PLAaaaYYY
Imagine his horror!
He has bike shorts bunching up in his asshole, a bell that does not ring and he forgot his water bottle at home.
WHAAAT DA' FAAAAWK ????
Not gay enough. There's those bikes that have a reciprocating dildo...
Mile high thin air...
I just did a search on those. I can't believe there are so many options. My life is going down the tubes man. Searching for dildo bikes!? :-[ I don't even ride a bike let alone use a dildo.
I wonder if there is a bike for guys that has a fleshlight positioned in a way that...well you know. If not, I'm designing one. $$$$ :D
BAAARTY, COME OUT AND PLAaaaYYY
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It looks like it is part of this bikeThe colors don't match. So you're fat, AND blind?
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!
The colors don't match.
First the bike and now @KSM is showing signs of wanting to be an interior decorator.Like I said last night. The majority of you (you) are so predictable in your retorts that I could write them in advance. You don't even try anymore. And your colorblind. Probably wearing mismatched socks right now. ;)
Like I said last night. The majority of you (you) are so predictable in your retorts that I could write them in advance. You don't even try anymore. And your colorblind. Probably wearing mismatched socks right now. ;)
Why don't you eat some red cabbage and then ride an oversized squirreldog down to the local nail place and have your taint painted green for St Michaels Day.;D Ok that was funny.
Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil! They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!
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... If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out...
Costco crack. Welcome to America!
During my most recent health crisis, one of my kids ordered this for me...
Good thing I don't feel well or I would have finished every pound of it in one day.
If you haven't discovered See's Candies yet, I suggest you check them out. I don't think they put preservatives in them either, so it's all healthy!
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PS those Costco containers are great for holding knick knacks or, in my case, bolts and shit.
See's candies are very expensive, but good. They had a kiosk downtown and one in a mall nearby. Alas...they have closed and never to return.
See's candies do better outside of malls anyway. You have less people wandering through getting free samples.
A big part of their business is corporate sales. It's an easy Christmas, Thanksgiving, whatever the holiday is gift. At $21 a pound (probably more now), it's a pre-wrapped gift.
I have an almost 20 year old gift certificate for a 1 lb box of it I got from a manager I didn't like, and quit right after they promoted her. I wonder if they'd still take it.In California, they have to. Gift certificates cannot expire.
In California, they have to. Gift certificates cannot expire.
I just don't eat that stuff. I might eat one, then what.
I just don't eat that stuff. I might eat one, then what.
I just don't eat that stuff. I might eat one, then what.
It's cool. $20 probably buys two pieces currently. Eat one now and save one for later.
If it says 1lb box, you win! If it says $20, you're SOL
Why don't you wait until Christmas, redeem it and don't open it, and then gift it to someone that you don't like. Me, for example.
I can't give it to someone, once the gift exchanges start there's no end to it.
It would be like giving myself an annual bill.
Ok so "someone" is out but how about "something"? Redeem both and us the FedEx voucher to send them to Orangey Cat care of George Senda. I am sure Orangey would appreciate the whole two pounder.
I can't give it to someone, once the gift exchanges start there's no end to it.
It would be like giving myself an annual bill.
I wonder if Tommy eats See's candies
I wonder if Tommy eats See's candies
@KSM is working on gaining weight... Mail the rest of them to him.You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.
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I just don't eat that stuff. I might eat one, then what.Well you're missing out. Eat one chewy tollhouse chocolate chip cookie? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha Such cookies, are my Kryptonite.
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.
Well you're missing out. Eat one chewy tollhouse chocolate chip cookie? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha Such cookies, are my Kryptonite.
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.
Well you're missing out. Eat one chewy tollhouse chocolate chip cookie? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha Such cookies, are my Kryptonite.
Oh I eat my share of junk. What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling. Not to mention the calories concentrated in tiny bites. Cookies, Snickers bars, Hershey bars, pie, cake, ice cream, all good.
Why don't you wait until Christmas, redeem it and don't open it, and then gift it to someone that you don't like. Me, for example.
Oh I eat my share of junk. What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling. Not to mention the calories concentrated in tiny bites. Cookies, Snickers bars, Hershey bars, pie, cake, ice cream, all good.PB! The fuckin' cookies are insanely scrumptious! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. I don't do creams and all the other shit you mentioned AS I'M AN ADONIS BUT THOSE COCKFUCKINSUCKIN COOKIES RULE BABY!!!!
Kirkland offers a couple of trail mixes. But, after all the salt, regular candy bars I guess are okay in comparison.
After spending what I approximate to be 99% of the last week in a single room with an attached bathroom, I've decided that pacing myself on the See's Candy I got is not worth the patience required...
PS @KSM ,
There used to be a guy in the Denver area who specialized in microtonal guitars, check it out!
PB! The fuckin' cookies are insanely scrumptious! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. I don't do creams and all the other shit you mentioned AS I'M AN ADONIS BUT THOSE COCKFUCKINSUCKIN COOKIES RULE BABY!!!!
I!
CAN'T!
STOP!
EATING SATAN'S COOKIE!!!
WTF Why are you in a little room by yourself? or even a big room! WTF @sean92008
If they're the same ones Trader Joe's has - and they look the same - then I've had them. And know better than to bring any home...Well then - we meet half way. I haven't had Trader Joe's cookies, but.. ok.
This gave me a good chuckle. ;D
What I don't like about boxes of mixed candy is the hidden walnuts, cremes, stuff that can either break a tooth or pull out a filling.
There's enough hate in his heart to start a car. That should be worth a goddamn box of chocolates that he doesn't want.
WTF Why are you in a little room by yourself? or even a big room! WTF @sean92008
I looked for the capsule and switches. I couldn't tell the difference between them if they're sitting on a table in front of me anymore. Past life.
At first I thought these were 4050's but they ain't.
Costco has these plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies (soft chew) THEY ARE EEEEeevil! They are about 2.5" in diameter and about maybe 60 per container. My container was empty within 48 hours. You just can't fucking stop! I triple them like a small stack and killem' that way. Had the tummy ache of a lifetime. It was nirvanic bliss!
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Look familiar?
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AH-HA Read the TJ label. "Crispy Crunchy" I stated in my original report that the Costco cookies were/are SOFT-CHEW. Huuuuge dif crunchy sucks for choco-chip cookies
Crispy no good. Chewy all the way. And you want big honkin' chunks of dark chocolate. In that size two a day. Max. Better with nuts. Macadamia nuts. But that takes you down to one a day. But. Oooh. The an-ti-ci-pa-tion, baby!NUTS?? In CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!!? Well ya lost me there. I'll bet you like nuts in brownies too! ICK
It looks like it is part of this bike
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Which would make perfect sense as I feel I have seen this movie before.
Better be careful @PolkaDot , he even namechecks you!
You'd think I was gaining weight, but no. Being single has me all "abbed" up. And I burn that shit off fast because of my regimen.
Kirkland offers a couple of trail mixes. But, after all the salt, regular candy bars I guess are okay in comparison.
After spending what I approximate to be 99% of the last week in a single room with an attached bathroom, I've decided that pacing myself on the See's Candy I got is not worth the patience required...
PS @KSM ,
There used to be a guy in the Denver area who specialized in microtonal guitars, check it out!
Oh man, I love the Kirkland trail mix. I
'm sorry that your kids appear to have put you in an institution @sean92008 , at least they're sending candy. And you have conjugal visits to look forward to with your new beau KSM. 8)
On a serious note, what is a microtonal guitar?
How many know of the Mohave Desert phone booth? Middle of nowhere and it apparently rings all day.
#desertChad
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Isn't that where the fidget guy was calling Art from?
How many know of the Mohave Desert phone booth? Middle of nowhere and it apparently rings all day.I’ve heard of it. Didn’t Art talk about it? Apparently, it is “no mas.â€
#desertChad
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I’ve heard of it. Didn’t Art talk about it? Apparently, it is “no mas.â€Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him. Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.
https://www.unitedstatesnow.org/what-is-the-mojave-phone-booth.htm
Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him. Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.Ah, yes. That sounds familiar.
NUTS?? In CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!!? Well ya lost me there. I'll bet you like nuts in brownies too! ICK
This is the random page, so here's something random...
This is right up @KSM 's alley.
Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.
Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.
New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.
I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.
Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.
This is the random page, so here's something random...
This is right up @KSM 's alley.
Guy just plopped down a couple million for home neighboring my property.
Agreement with the previous owner was that his landscaper would keep the crap from growing onto my property. In exchange for that, he could manage the plants as he wished, let them climb up the walls and fences, etc.
New owner comes in doesn't want to do anything, even claimed that some of the stuff wasn't coming from his property. So I retorted that and I guess I can get the Roundup out then and deal with it. Then he starts popping off about I would have to be buying replacement plants for him. Trap! So those are his plants... Humm.
I guess some people don't get it, I'm giving them a chance to maintain their plants in a way that they appreciate. If I do it I'm just going to clear cut. Mid span, cut! It's not only ugly but it can even slow down its growth.
Oh well... I haven't bothered to tell him about the annual beehive or rat's nests. I guess I'll let it be a surprise.
Huh. I would have guessed that you enjoy the taste of nuts.And again. Demonstrating how you are hands down the most boring and PREDICTABLE poster of any GAB board ever! You gotta turn that SUCK KNOB all the way off son! Ugh, you're so damn lame. Back to ignore for you.
Uh-oh, things were going ok for a while, but Dumpster's meds seem to be wearing off.
Yeah that boils my Irish blood just reading it. In town my neighbors were nice to me but some of my neighbors had neighbors that would try to pull the same shit. They'd get shut down pretty fast. At our main place most of the houses were between 80 to 120 ft. My 2.3 acres were completely fenced in.
And again. Demonstrating how you are hands down the most boring and PREDICTABLE poster of any GAB board ever! You gotta turn that SUCK KNOB all the way off son! Ugh, you're so damn lame. Back to ignore for you.
Good Lord ::)
I see that you've posted something extremely lame, even though I cannot actually see it. Strange dynamic. I like it! :)
My five-year-old niece watches me post on Ellgab, because she likes the cartoons. She even knows the names of some of the posters. Yesterday, she saw me posting on the Senda thread. She pointed at a video of Senda, where he was stuffing potato salad into his piehole and spitting bits of it back out as he spoke, and asked, “Is that PeeBee?†No, I said, it’s Falkie. “Where is PeeBee?â€, she asked. “Sleeping it off somewhere,†I said. “And so later PeeBee will write some things and you'll read them?†Yes, that’s right. “And you’ll sit in front of the screen and yell ‘Fuck!’?†Yes, Megan, and some day so will you. So will you.
@PB
@PB TheAdorable
Art did half a show about it with the guy who camps out there all the time and answers the phone. Show was from 2000. Guys name was Desert Chad. You can do a search, you'll see it - and him. Dude is slightly annoying but nowhere near as bad or nauseating as figit.
Heather did a show on this maybe 2020 where the author of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1720269297/) phoned in from out of the blue.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojave_phone_booth
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Is anybody else getting this horrific image in their clickacy ads? I actually clicked on the thing just to find out what kind of shocking eye disease the person had. After viewing about thirty pages full of skin and eye diseases, it turns out that this one wasn't included with them. That's because it's fake. An online search of the image has shown that somebody took a closeup image of a leech's mouth and photocopied it onto a picture of an open human eyeball. It's funny because even though I know it's fake, I still gasp when it shows up in the clickacy ads. Clickbait is a more accurate description, I guess. There is another one out there that shows a similar 'disease' on a person's thumb. It isn't as shocking as the eyeball one, though.
@Rikki Gins
Have you talked to anybody on the telephone or otherwise about eye problems? Did you watch a TV drama featuring somebody with eye problems? Maybe read a thread about somebody who's gone blind?
The level of intrusion is remarkable. It's not just my personal device either, it's everybody coming from this wi-fi network. My Roku TV that does not have a microphone and the YouTube app is not signed into anybody's account brings up suggested videos based off of everybody's internet traffic. Very intrusive.
Thanks, @TigerLily. Now I’m getting t-shirt ads with pictures of Bill and Hillary holding firearms.
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@Rikki Gins
Have you talked to anybody on the telephone or otherwise about eye problems? Did you watch a TV drama featuring somebody with eye problems? Maybe read a thread about somebody who's gone blind?
The level of intrusion is remarkable. It's not just my personal device either, it's everybody coming from this wi-fi network. My Roku TV that does not have a microphone and the YouTube app is not signed into anybody's account brings up suggested videos based off of everybody's internet traffic. Very intrusive.
That's what a leech's mouth looks like?
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Oh great. Now we are all going to get the Leech Eye. I know whenever @PolkaDot is here I always get classy jewelry and fashions #Clickacy. With @HamsterMuscle I get men's underwear. Not complaining. I have a crush on one of the models
See? Elie Tahari Thanks PolkaDot
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That leech eye thing kinda remined me of the salt monster from Star Trek
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Oh great. Now we are all going to get the Leech Eye. I know whenever @PolkaDot is here I always get classy jewelry and fashions #Clickacy. With @HamsterMuscle I get men's underwear. Not complaining. I have a crush on one of the modelsYou're welcome. I'm glad I can make an impact. Now if @sean92008 would just order one of those ball gags...
See? Elie Tahari Thanks PolkaDot
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If the ball gag is made of plastic, it ties in with this post...I had/knew an EXTREME feminist who wanted to move me in and enslave me entirely. Rebeca! Or maybe it was Lynn! She had ball gags, cock locks, and all manner of WTF is that for type stuff. I just ain't that wild and I'm too damn loyal. But now? I guess the sky is the limit. Hell, I'm already a mile high!
YouTube on my Roku TV recommended a random video, "Flight to the Future" with Noel Neil. Noel was the Superman actress starting in the second season... So I was searching her out on Wikipedia and it turns out she was in a movie that both my parents were in. Rarely does a rabbit hole expedition bring up something like this...
Back to my boring life.
I had/knew an EXTREME feminist who wanted to move me in and enslave me entirely. Rebeca! Or maybe it was Lynn! She had ball gags, cock locks, and all manner of WTF is that for type stuff. I just ain't that wild and I'm too damn loyal. But now? I guess the sky is the limit. Hell, I'm already a mile high!
Funny, I've had a couple of real bossy pants partners and they were really submissive. One was in the federal government and one was an executive at Sony. And both of them wanted to be, er, at the service of their man.Not sure what it is but I attract the bossy ones. Taurus and Leo types. But they're not bossy in a TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE way. More like bedroom bossy, and that's just fine by me. Love a woman who knows what she wants. You ever giggled because of the orgasm sounds she was making? Like, literally growling! Or other animalistic sounds. I giggle my ass off. Sometimes they catch you laughing because it comes out as a nose snort. Makes me giggle just thinking about it. ;D :D ;D :P
I guess that was what was part of their work/life balance.🤷â€â™‚ï¸
I bought this as a temporary replacement for my main home gym that still resides IN WASHINGFUCKINGTON! Anyways - the damn thing is great but they shorted me about a dozen crucial nuts n' bolts. Right now the cable and pully system remains uninstalled until the specific parts arrive. Cunts!
https://www.marcypro.com/marcy-smith-machine-cage-system-md-9010g?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyOuYBhCGARIsAIdGQRO0tFX-uKnp9aFXwFz6C5izXrTOfXrjPLTH_DUiAG4uOMwWKHldedUaApu7EALw_wcB
Haven't done it yet. @sean92008 I go down there to the office where all the girls are and get lost in their attractiveness as we converse. Last time I planned on bring it up, Vera became pet of the month. Or, I'll head down and there's nobody in there.
How did the speed bag request go?
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NOTE: I still plan to propose the platform for the community gym. Great way to show off in there. ;D
And I'm plotting moving into a 55+ mobile home park in the next couple of years just to bang the old and horny section-8 fattiesLOL! I'll buy one of those trailers and do my part.
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LOL! I'll buy one of those trailers and do my part.
In Pahrump?
They all have COPD in Pahrump, do you want to be known as the angel of death?
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I realized that I missed an easy one there...
Pahrump? All those meth heads are too skinny for me.
Not to mention the teeth. Going to Walmart is like going to England.About teeth and the UK...
I'm just wondering what the thought process was here.
I'm just wondering what the thought process was here.
- The phrase: "Just do it you big pussy" has to be uttered
Flying sucks.Elaborate. @whoozit What happened? Are you at your destination after suffering through a crappy flight? WTF You can't just drop things in like that without a little backstory. For me it's more like the airport that sucks and that ruins the mood before you even board the plane.
It’s just no fun anymore. Workers and passengers at the airport are rude and cranky. I saw a TSA agent tear a woman a new one because she dared step forward before he waggled his finger. I was told to stay with my things until they went into the scanner and the people scanner guy was yelling at me to come forward. I asked the two TSA agents to talk and get the rules straight. Now I am at lBWI with a crappy 4 hour layover before I fly to Albuquerque. I understand why there are fights at the airport. At least the beer is cold at the airport bar. I need Ryan O’Neal to buy me a drink to redress my wrongs. @KSM;D
;DI have moved on from the brewery and am now exploring my options at “martiniâ€. 90 minutes to boarding time and 4 hours of tedium. At least I get to see my parents and my sister is flying in Monday. I guess there is some good to health issues.
Ahh, so it is airport shit, and the mostly horrific cunts that work there. I love an airport bar though. Enjoy buddy!
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Flying sucks.
Isn't that on purpose?Perhaps. The bartender earned her nice tip. I learned Tuesday and Saturday are the slow days at an airport.
*Note to self ~ Avoid cabbage for a while.What!! Ya fartin' up the place??!!!
What!! Ya fartin' up the place??!!!
A Wellington sounds like a weird sexual piercing...
Cooking threads never seem to work. I think this is because like the DISCUSS music thread, people for the most part just post videos without discussing anything. I would rather read someone's posted recipe for fried spam and scrambled eggs than a YT video of some professional chef doing a Wellington. I can do a Wellington on my own.
Who isn’t eligible for Zilch?
<<SNIP>>
You have been flagged by our partner, as a politically exposed, special interest, or sanctioned individual.
How does this zilch thing work?🤦🏻â€â™‚ï¸
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https://www.zilch.com/us/how-zilch-works/
If you buy a pizza outright you get 2% back. If you finance it over 6 weeks they claim no interest is charged. So is the kicker the pizza vendor has to pay Master Card enough?
How does this zilch thing work?
https://www.zilch.com/us/how-zilch-works/
If you buy a pizza outright you get 2% back. If you finance it over 6 weeks they claim no interest is charged. Does the pizza vendor have to pay a kicker to this "Virtual Master Card"?
Here's a thought. Quit complaining. Not everyone can discuss galloping tones on the bass guitar using 16th and 8th notes. (ala Steve Harris) Or even 3 chord progressions. Or if anyone uses a Marshall 1960B 4×12″ 300-Watt Straight Extension Cabinet.
But...I'll leave that up to the professional musicians. Novices like myself find it redundant. It's just fun to share what you like and maybe make a comment about it.
There's a guy here who posted some Soundcloud stuff. I don't think he went into any detail about it though. Just kinda like...here, listen to my music. Can't recall who it was but it was pretty good stuff.
All I know is I made @TigerLily an Iron Maiden fan. Mission accomplished. 8)
Why care how the zilch thing works? Who the hell finances a pizza!? Over 6 weeks! Yeah, I'd like to make a down payment on a 12 cut pepperoni and mushroom. I hate everything. >:(Clown World is alive and honking! ;) ;D
A very worthy mission. Up the Irons!
Clown World is alive and honking! ;) ;D
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Here's a thought. Quit complaining. Not everyone can discuss galloping tones on the bass guitar using 16th and 8th notes. (ala Steve Harris) Or even 3 chord progressions. Or if anyone uses a Marshall 1960B 4×12″ 300-Watt Straight Extension Cabinet.
But...I'll leave that up to the professional musicians. Novices like myself find it redundant. It's just fun to share what you like and maybe make a comment about it.
There's a guy here who posted some Soundcloud stuff. I don't think he went into any detail about it though. Just kinda like...here, listen to my music. Can't recall who it was but it was pretty good stuff.
All I know is I made @TigerLily an Iron Maiden fan. Mission accomplished. 8)
You're still upset about the "accomplished musician" remark? You're an accomplished chef! I thought you would be great in a cooking thread with all your pro tips n' such. Huh :-\
I'm not upset. @KSM Just giving ya shit. ;) Dude, you know how much I've lost interest in the food biz. Shit. I've lost interest in life. :-\ (Not to be dramatic)
I'm not upset. @KSM Just giving ya shit. ;) Dude, you know how much I've lost interest in the food biz. Shit. I've lost interest in life. :-\ (Not to be dramatic)All good. I want to be upset. I'll find something.
I've lost interest in life. :-\ (Not to be dramatic)
Well @ShayP that's not good. There's nothing for it. I will have to use the big guns
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All good. I want to be upset. I'll find something.
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3 words you set you right - RUB AND TUG.
Tried it. Became uninterested. Then put the sock back in the hamper.
People pay for massages all the time and don't feel like fools.
HAVE THEM MASSAGE YOUR PRICK, IT'S STILL A MASSAGE!
https://www.rubmaps.ch/pittsburgh-massage-parlors-pa#rubmaps
$60 an hour! I only need a few minutes. And how did you find this link so quickly? :o ;D
rubmaps LOL!
$60 an hour! I only need a few minutes. And how did you find this link so quickly? :o ;D
rubmaps LOL!
$60 is a small price to pay to set you right.
Stop thinking like a minute man.
Let them massage you a little, enjoy the rub before the tug.
First result when you search rub and tug Pittsburgh.
I can't believe I'm actually looking for parlors near by. There's one in the same plaza of the guy that installed my new garage doors. Only 2.5 miles away. Wait...I need to snap out of it. I'm not going. However the seed has been planted. Thanks Bart. :-\
Try to get a real massage with an in-touch holistic lady who speaks of chakras... 😁😁😁
That's what I say when I am finished.
I need to stop searching for massage parlors. I'm feeling like a creep. Thanks guys!
No, you need to get over whatever it is that makes you think there is something creepy about it.
It's just a massage.
GET THE POISON OUT!
This is solid advice Shay. It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM. You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.
https://sunshineisland.business.site/
Make sure you get cupped too!
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This is solid advice Shay. It looks like Sunshine Island is open until 10:30PM. You can get a good solid three hours in if you leave now.
https://sunshineisland.business.site/
Make sure you get cupped too!
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Seriously @ShayP The guys are on to something. There are real legitimate massage spas and massage therapists. You want to ask for a Relaxing or Swedish massage. Don't get cups or rocks or anything like that the first time. Just a basic hands on relaxation massage. No classic happy ending but you will still walk out on a cloud. You should do it. And of course you prefer a masseuse not a masseur just for comfort's sakeI have to confess I agree with TL on this. Go for it, Shay!
"no homo"
No classic happy ending
real legitimate
BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.
BORING!
HE NEEDS A TUG.
Well of course he does but if he doesn't want all the bells and whistles - and tugs - he doesn't have to
The poison must be removed!
WITH EYE CONTACT!
A rub and a tug will have to wait...From Lily? You two live quite some distance from each other and she'll take some time to get there. You're better off taking matters into your own hands.
I'm going with @TigerLily on this. I will take her advice. Plus I will request a masseur. I do not want to repeat the debacle when I was in physical therapy.
Sorry Bart and my other life coaches in this thread. A rub and a tug will have to wait.
I'm going with @TigerLily on this. I will take her advice. Plus I will request a masseur. I do not want to repeat the debacle when I was in physical therapy.
Sorry Bart and my other life coaches in this thread. A rub and a tug will have to wait.
..From Lily? You two live quite some distance from each other and she'll take some time to get there. You're better off taking matters into your own hands.
You are acting like a bike rider.
BOUGHT MORE COOKIES!
ATE MORE COOKIES!
EXTREME TUMMY ACHE!
HELLISH SUGAR HIGH!
FUCK!
ME!
BOUGHT MORE COOKIES!
ATE MORE COOKIES!
EXTREME TUMMY ACHE!
HELLISH SUGAR HIGH!
FUCK!
ME!
It's not the cookies, it's the altitude...Actually - to be serious, the altitude has not effected me in the slightest way. I thought originally that I would really feel it during my workouts but, nah, nope. Seems to be business and breathing as usual.
🙄🙄🙄
Next up - Ice Cream Headache!No. Not an ice cream guy. I'm a cookie guy.
Actually - to be serious, the altitude has not effected me in the slightest way. I thought originally that I would really feel it during my workouts but, nah, nope. Seems to be business and breathing as usual.
No. Not an ice cream guy. I'm a Costco cookie guy.
Eh, I don’t think so.
FUCK!
ME!
None of that Trader Joe crap, right?I'm sure it is here but I have yet to see my first Trader Joes outlett. Did you know that Flagstaff is actually where "there's girl my lord in a flatbed ford slowing down to take a look at me" actuallty took place. Winslow sounded better in the song than Flagstaff.
As for the altitude thing, that's really interesting. Maybe the effect is so short-term. I remember my first night in Flagstaff Arizona was nuts. I don't think Flagstaff's anywhere the elevation as Denver. To be honest, I don't remember the effect Denver had on me. I did drive to Colorado, I flew into Flagstaff in some rinky dink plane.
Eh, I don’t think so.Taking me out of context.
I'm sure it is here but I have yet to see my first Trader Joes outlett. Did you know that Flagstaff is actually where "there's girl my lord in a flatbed ford slowing down to take a look at me" actuallty took place. Winslow sounded better in the song than Flagstaff.
Taking me out of context.
Funniest thing Ian Plummet ever said (maybe the only funny thing he ever said), someone called in from Winslow Arizona and Ian asked him if he was standing on a corner. Iirc, dude didn't know what he was talking about.
Maybe I'll do a road trip to Slowjamistan...
The consulate is probably 5-10 miles from @LittleChris. I'm guessing I know what community LC is in
Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan - San Diego
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RQsdtMY8DYd4vXMS8
San Diego has a beautiful skyline (from most angles) but I am somewhat disappointed that the tallest "skyscraper" peaks out at 35 S.
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San Diego has a beautiful skyline (from most angles) but I am somewhat disappointed that the tallest "skyscraper" peaks out at 35 S.
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;)
KSM in his 20's? ;)The “hot and bothered†years. ;)
The “hot and bothered†years. ;)
KSM in his 20's? ;)Why am I in a tent?
Now he's just "hot and bothering"Lily, I like to bother you. I'm very good at it. FrumpyLily
A little league coach of mine was a cement contractor and did a lot of work for the downtown development in the 1960s and '70s. He was seriously injured and was clearly going to die.
On his deathbed, they recorded him telling about how they short poured almost everything down there. Because of the earthquake faults and water table concerns, he wanted to get right with God before his death. He sang like a bird. The general contractors wanted it short poured, they were fulfilling a request, but it didn't make it right of course.
Apparently, after his death, there were a lot of lawyers involved saying it didn't mean anything because they couldn't verify who was speaking on the recording... If there's ever a quake on that fault line... 35 stories will fall like 135.
Why am I in a tent?
That's fucking scary. @TigerLily he's talkin' bout your beloved SD.
That's fucking scary. @TigerLily he's talkin' bout your beloved SD.
The singer guy on the hi-fi just told that I ain't seen nothin' till I'm down on the muffin and I'll be sure to be changing my ways. How does he know?
The singer guy on the hi-fi just told that I ain't seen nothin' till I'm down on the muffin and I'll be sure to be changing my ways. How does he know?
The movie Soylent Green was set in the year 2022.I was unaware. I'll keep an eye out for the giant scoops in the city streets.
I was unaware. I'll keep an eye out for the giant scoops in the city streets.
Russia still makes leaded paint, don't they?
I really want a pet cheetah like these Russian lunatics. They also have a mountain lion.
Russia still makes leaded paint, don't they?
Posting this year on the bed that somebody might find this in Google search and know the answer...
Out of the blue, a music friend of mine who is suffering from a metastasized cancer had blurted out to me that Roky Erickson committed suicide 3 years ago. I have googled extensively and have not found any reference to it. My source is an industry pro and has worked at very high levels with record labels.
So, it's out there...
You searched it extensively and found nothing. And now you task me with homework? I should make you guess a nose for this!
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WC Fields? NOPE!
-One of these things is not like the other-
Me in a country cover band. New year's eve 2010. Make your own fun no matter the circumstance.
Make your own fun no matter the circumstance.
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Playing an inbred wedding?A place called The Cariboo in Quesnel BC. Stage set wide and shallow so the drummer sets up at the far side. I hated it but NYE paid 800 per guy for the one night.
Did you play both kinds of music, country and western?
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P90 love.That guitar sounded great (it was an Epi) but those P90s buzzed like hell with the dirty power in that place.
While I love me some mini humbuckers on a Firebird, you got to love big slab of maple on top of mahogany, 24 and 3/4 inches of nut to saddle stringing. That narrow aperture with all of that happening, wonderful tone.
Never thought about it that way.
That guitar sounded great (it was an Epi) but those P90s buzzed like hell with the dirty power in that place.
That Gold Top in the picture was the 2007 reissue of the 56 gold top. Gibson and Epiphone of course. Also had the Gibson reissue at the same time but was not willing to take it out of the house, just like I never took my Lynch guitars out. Funny thing was, the p90s in the Gibson did not hummmm.
P100s we're supposed to stop all that, why don't more guitars have P100s???? Huh????
That Gold Top in the picture was the 2007 reissue of the 56 gold top. Gibson and Epiphone of course. Also had the Gibson reissue at the same time but was not willing to take it out of the house, just like I never took my Lynch guitars out. Funny thing was, the p90s in the Gibson did not hummmm.
Funny thing: THAT prticular band also had a rock set if we needed it. One song in particular (Back In Black) as you know is a riff with alot of dead air in-between the "Dunt"-EXTREME P90 BUZZ-"Dununt"-EXTREME P90 BUZZ-"Dununut" Made for great giggles on stage.
What are you Californians going to spend your $1050 check on?
What are you Californians going to spend your $1050 check on?I'd prefer...
Did you play both kinds of music, country and western?Something I learned recently…the “western†was the big “soundtrack†symphonic sounds used in Hollywood Western movies. It sounded VERY different than the “country†sounds coming out of the south.
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Something I learned recently…the “western†was the big “soundtrack†symphonic sounds used in Hollywood Western movies. It sounded VERY different than the “country†sounds coming out of the south.
Don’t make fun of people who have been gay only a couple of days.Heh, heh… just another psycho celebrity.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1578583611451748352
The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.
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The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.
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The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.
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The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.
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The new Madonna. Or just your typical space alien.
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I see a face in that pancake. Maybe Pelosi.
... the smells that come out of that place would make Gandhi rethink that whole "I'm goin' hungry" thing.
Remember Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation?HUH
No?
Very few do.
It was when Tom DeLonge was being milked for every last dollar by the woo community.
He had his TO THE STARS ACADEMY and they were going to reveal all the UFO stuff.
Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation was going to be the show to do it.
I slapped together a quick parody and birthday boy @KSM sang it.
A couple thousand watched the video and then POOF! it was gone.
Did I pull it?
I did not.
People often talk about shadow bans but nobody ever shows proof of it.
Why? Because most of the people saying they have been shadow banned are just kooky fucks.
Now look at this...
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See where it says the video is public?
So do I.
Weird that there are no thumbnails, though.
Now lookee here...
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It shows that the video is public but the thumbnail is missing.
There is a copyright claim so maybe that is why it is blocked...
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Nope, everything is fine there too.
The video even plays on that page.
Now here is the actual video page...
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I may be a kooky fuck but look at all that.
Weird, innit?
Why do I bring it up now?
The Blink 182 reunion tour is on, just like I said it would be.
Luis Elizondo and the woo world bled Tom dry and he had to go back to make some more money...
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still available
The rabbit hole deepens
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still available
The rabbit hole deepens
Well @Bart Ell and @KSM . That is weird and sad. There were novels and non-fiction books too that were written as fiction as another way to release the woo. I read the first two novels. Well written and entertaining with all buzz culture included. IIRC DeLancy got credit as co-author. I think I will look and see how sales were on those books and see if they are still availableLily, what the 'ell are you talkin' bout!? @TigerLily ? DeLancy?
The rabbit hole deepens
Lily, what the 'ell are you talkin' bout!? @TigerLily ? DeLancy?
John himself was not hung.
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DeLonge. French for "the long". Excuse the fuck out of me. After midnight l let Alexa do the spell checking. And we all know she crazy
Should I start getting prissy about your grammar and spelling?
YES. I suggest you do just that. My Grammar is just fine, and my spelling is better than most here. You're just mad about my new AV. @TigerLily
You're just mad about my new AV.
Actually I approve. I'm sure three quarters of West Coast women feel the same. I'm probably understating
Actually I approve. I'm sure three quarters of West Coast women feel the same. I'm probably understatingHe is cooking pancakes with her face in them.
Robert Peters, Pierre Delecto, and Carlos Danger. Didn't Hillary have one, too?
I just heard from a previous regular customer who is a notable home builder back where I was. *Cough* Rather than close my business down before moving south I decided to pass it on to my two employees for a very reasonable price (((12% off the top for 1 year))) All they had to do was maintain already established repeat client relationships and conduct themselves accordingly. A turnkey situation that they could have made work for decades until they retire, or whatever.
HMm. They did not keep the company name as they wanted to make it their own which was a mistake IMO, but ok. They also did not continue the website which I also found strange. Whatever. In the last 30 minutes I've been informed that they have lost two very lucrative customers that were each good for between 40 - 60 K yearly. I suspect that there are other things happening as it all crumbles. They bought houses while employed under me as I kept things running beautifully and the money was good, and steady. These boys have large mortgages to carry.
Prediction:
Within a year from now they will no longer be self-employed and their rich families will not help them in the slightest because of the destructive stupidity displayed over the last 14 months.
Fuckin' Idiots!
I just heard from a previous regular customer who is a notable home builder back where I was. *Cough* Rather than close my business down before moving south I decided to pass it on to my two employees for a very reasonable price (((12% off the top for 1 year))) All they had to do was maintain already established repeat client relationships and conduct themselves accordingly. A turnkey situation that they could have made work for decades until they retire, or whatever.
HMm. They did not keep the company name as they wanted to make it their own which was a mistake IMO, but ok. They also did not continue the website which I also found strange. Whatever. In the last 30 minutes I've been informed that they have lost two very lucrative customers that were each good for between 40 - 60 K yearly. I suspect that there are other things happening as it all crumbles. They bought houses while employed under me as I kept things running beautifully and the money was good, and steady. These boys have large mortgages to carry.
Prediction:
Within a year from now they will no longer be self-employed and their rich families will not help them in the slightest because of the destructive stupidity displayed over the last 14 months.
Fuckin' Idiots!
If you were getting paid off the top for a year and it has been 14 months then what do you care? Let them set each other on fire, you are out.True. I shouldn't care. But it pisses me off that they seem to be fucking themselves when I pretty much handed them a fully functioning company. It's like, just clean the countertops and dust, and the rest will take care of itself. (Worst analogy ever)
@KSM They didn't pay enough up-front. At least they changed the name and killed the website so as not to soil your reputation as much as they could have.Yip. Here's the thing. I don't think they named it anything - just got rid of the original name. Fuckers figured word of mouth and existing accounts would carry them till the end of time. They should've named it Ardon & Arron Will Fuck Themselves In No Time At All Flooring. LTD
If they weren't in Canada, I would encourage you to go and take your clients back.
True. I shouldn't care. But it pisses me off that they seem to be fucking themselves when I pretty much handed them a fully functioning company. It's like, just clean the countertops and dust, and the rest will take care of itself. (Worst analogy ever)
Yip. Here's the thing. I don't think they named it anything - just got rid of the original name. Fuckers figured word of mouth and existing accounts would carry them till the end of time. They should've named it Ardon & Arron Will Fuck Themselves In No Time At All Flooring. LTD
I'm done with it.
It is Arden. I mistyped. ARDON sounds like a superman villain.
Ardon? Couldn't it at least have been Arden?
Name a kid Ardon and what do you expect?
It is Arden. I mistyped. ARDON sounds like a superman villain.
It is Arden. I mistyped. ARDON sounds like a superman villain.
Avril Lavigne has been so fucking hot for the last 20 years, somehow. And this is a banger.
Paul Harvey pulled a misdirection...
The Rest of the Story episodes were written by Paul's son, Paul Harvey Jr. Now you know the rest of the story.
I rarely buy things at the recommendation of a host or anything like that. So...
I bought a VTech digital cordless phone from the C Crane Company. That was a complete piece of shit and was not secure.
And I bought an electric toothbrush that Paul Harvey recommended. They had something like a 30-day return window. When I called up the business to get an RMA, they knew that Paul Harvey talked it up too much. I remember the woman asking if I heard about it on Paul Harvey...
Art, Paul, Rush, Bruce Williams... 28-something years ago. If I knew then what I know now, I would have shot myself behind my ear.
It’s a good thing we have Dave Norway now, so we get plugs we can rely on.
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I can't believe this is real ahahahaHeh, heh, heh… maybe I can cleanse with Jorch, after listening to Chuckles Willis and Walt the Creep. And then do a REALLY deep cleanse, after cleansing with Jorch. ;)
CLEANSE WITH MEEEE
Heh, heh, heh… maybe I can cleanse with Jorch, after listening to Chuckles Willis and Walt the Creep. And then do a REALLY deep cleanse, after cleansing with Jorch. ;)
Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine. Day 0 sucks.
What a bite. Sorry to hear man.Only three more to go!
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Never really gave it much thought, but today it dawned on me that I consume approximately 90 eggs per month. Sounds like a lot but it's only 3 a day.. :-\ About 24 of them raw in post workout protein shakes throughout the month.Doc Wallet would say that’s a start.
Never really gave it much thought, but today it dawned on me that I consume approximately 90 eggs per month. Sounds like a lot but it's only 3 a day.. :-\ About 24 of them raw in post workout protein shakes throughout the month.You need to wash them down with Tangy Tangerine!
I tried to watch Weird - The Weird Al Yankovic Story.
I get it, written by comedians about a comedian and produced by comedians... After a false start the childhood story part was completely useless with no attempt to be a biography. It wasn't funny so why watch it? If it was an accurate biography, that would have been a different story.
I'll never get that 5 minutes back.
You need to wash them down with Tangy Tangerine!With lots of tooomeric, followed by a Dave Norway blowout.
Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine. Day 0 sucks.Is this good news? I can't tell... ???
I tried to watch Weird - The Weird Al Yankovic Story.I just heard about this randomly...because of some Weird Al interviews Madonna clip....I don't recommend it unless you're really into Madonna or Al
I get it, written by comedians about a comedian and produced by comedians... After a false start the childhood story part was completely useless with no attempt to be a biography. It wasn't funny so why watch it? If it was an accurate biography, that would have been a different story.
I'll never get that 5 minutes back.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#:~:text=Scutigera%20coleoptrata%2C%20also%20known%20as,15%20pairs%20of%20long%20legs. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#:~:text=Scutigera%20coleoptrata%2C%20also%20known%20as,15%20pairs%20of%20long%20legs.)Sounds like a great hobby.
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When I find one of these, I capture them and run to my garage storage area. These guys eat other bugs. Silverfish, etc...
Three rabies shots down, one to go.
Don’t have to get the rabies vaccine. Day 0 sucks.
Three rabies shots down, one to go.
I thought they came up with a new antibody or something that cut down the need for multiple shots. Or is four shots less than it used to be?I had the antibody shot (actually three syringe fulls) with the first rabies vaccine. The stuff is thick and stings a bit. It is now only four vaccine shots if you have not had the rabies vaccine before and no worse than a tetanus shot. The good news if I need it again, I’ll only need two.
:o I thought you didn't have to get the shots.It was advice to others, not a report on my circumstances. :)
It was advice to others, not a report on my circumstances. :)
What the hell is going on with the Navy? Cruiser CO relieved in a middle of a deployment. A little while back it was an attack sub skipper who was relieved due a "McHale's Navy-like" environment aboard.They're turning into leftist cucks... Mainly populated by people who are shooting for that "give me special privileges I'm a veteran" treatment. Pete Buttigieg is one of those types.
Navy fires warship CO in the middle of a deployment (https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-fires-warship-co-middle-231223239.html)
She popped into my memory, I sought it outWho names a baby, Blanche! ?
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She popped into my memory, I sought it out
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_O'Hara
Really? This looks more like Andrea Martin. (http://www.polarblairsden.com/tvsctvandrea.html)Doh!
Really? This looks more like Andrea Martin. (http://www.polarblairsden.com/tvsctvandrea.html)SCTV?
Execution is the key to success. This idea is poorly executed...Molded for the KSM body. ;D
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Supposedly, that's a Polo shirt... Yeah, right.
SCTV?
But really, Blanche?
Molded for the KSM body. ;D
Apparently in Denver the coldest average winter temperature can dip down to -8 C. That's nothing! -6 C right now and still 70 F inside. Guess I won't need to turn the heat on.. :PThank all of your neighbors and the community water heater!
Thank all of your neighbors and the community water heater!That's exactly it, not to mention the huge Bar N' Grill directly below me. With only one exterior wall it stays pretty cozy in here. Be different next year when I move into one of the floor to ceiling all-window corner suites. Those things are huge and I imagine heat will be in order for December and January.
That's exactly it, not to mention the huge Bar N' Grill directly below me. With only one exterior wall it stays pretty cozy in here. Be different next year when I move into one of the floor to ceiling all-window corner suites. Those things are huge and I imagine heat will be in order for December and January.
Apparently in Denver the coldest average winter temperature can dip down to -8 C. That's nothing! -6 C right now and still 70 F inside. Guess I won't need to turn the heat on.. :P
Small world?That's a beauty. Love the color.
A few days ago, I was getting a repair quote at a shop and someone walked into the store with a Kubicki Factor Bass on his shirt. I said "Kubicki!" and the guy said "oh, it's pronounced cue-biss-key..."
Today a YouTube video was recommended... Some guy with a Factor Bass featured...
Googled it.
Kubicki's brother lived 5 miles away from the repair shop. His nephews are in the area...
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10 (-12 C) Fahrenheit outside and STILL 70 inside.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginOh, so now you're changing your story? Good Lord ::)
Oh, so now you're changing your story? Good Lord ::)
The pain from the rabies shots was nothing compared to the pain from the bill.
Imma guessin' that you're a two-donut man.Yes. You are guessing. But that's what you do. Coz yer really really really reeeaaally GAAAAAAAYYYY!!! AND you're phaggot!
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Fuck the Post office. >:(
That is all....
So you didn't give them the name "Rod Munch" at check in then?No but the billing department give me a toothy one.
After more than a half hour of being directed to various places within the building and waiting in three different lines, I finally got to the right person to review my application for a bulk mailing permit The following is a near-verbatim rendering of the conversation that followed.
Postal Service Drone: "So how can I help you today?"
Me: "Um...I want to apply for a bulk mailing permit. Isn't this the bulk mailing application desk?"
PSD: "Yes. Let me give you an application form..." (reaches into desk)
M: "Oh, I have one filled out already. I downloaded the form from the USPS website."
PSD (frowns): "We don't accept that form. You need to use this one."
M: (peering at blank form): "Wait a minute, this is the exact same form."
PSD: "No, it's different."
M: "Look, even the form number at the bottom is the same."
PSD (sighs): "Yours is on white paper. It has to be on this brown paper with the perforations."
M: "I see. Why does the USPS put the form on the website and tell you to download it and fill it out prior to coming in if you require it on this special paper?"
PSD: "I'm not in charge of the website, sir. Please fill out this form."
M (fills out form with the same information): "So now I can do bulk mailing?"
PSD: "No. Did you read the instructions about bulk mailing on our web site?"
M: "I tried to, but instead of having all the information on one page, it branches off into links every time a new term or procedure is described. There must be a dozen pages, and the information on them contradicts each other."
PSD: "Well, you have to submit the permit application form."
M: "OK, here it is." (hands over form)
PSD: "Do you have two forms of picture identification?
M: "Why do I need to show you two picture IDs for advertising mail when I can mail packages with potentially harmful materials in them without any ID at all?"
PSD: "I'm not in charge of the identification rules, sir.
M (after a search through my wallet, I find my Costco card which becomes the 2nd ID): "So now can I do bulk mailing?"
PSD: "No. First, you have to pay a $185 bulk mailing permit fee."
M (gulps): "OK, so after I pay that, can I do bulk mailing?"
PSD: "No. You also have to fill out a form and pay another $185 for an annual mailing fee."
M (eyes bugging out): "So after that, I can do bulk mailing?"
PSD: "No. You have to decide how you're going to pay for the postage."
M: "What are the choices?"
PSD: "Well, the most convenient way is to pre-print a little box where the stamp goes that says "Bulk Mail" and gives your permit number."
M: "Oh, I like that idea. So I just print that and I can do bulk mailing?"
PSD: "No. First, you need to fill out a form and then pay a $185 permit imprint fee."
M: "And how many letters can I mail for that fee?"
PSD: "None. You need to sort your mail by zip code, or in some cases by city and not zip code..."
M: "Wait. Which cities do I sort by city and not zip code?"
PSD: "The small ones which only have one zip code within the city boundaries."
M: "Isn't that the same as sorting by zip code?"
PSD (eyes me with a look that says, "you're a smart one"): I'm not in charge of the sorting rules, sir. Then you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage.
M: "And how much is the postage?"
PSD: "It depends. Could be 21 cents in the immediate area, or 28 cents outside that area."
M: "And what is the other postage payment option?"
PSD: "You can use precancelled stamps, which are 11 cents each."
M: "I like that option better."
PSD: "After putting the stamps on each envelope, you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage."
M: "What do you mean pay for postage? What about the stamps?"
PSD: "Oh, that's just part of the postage. We count it up and then you pay the balance."
M: "Why not just make 21 and 28 cent precancelled stamps so that we can skip that step?"
PSD: "I'm not in charge of…."
M: "...anything rational or sensible?"
PSD: "...stamp denominations, sir."
M: "I just don't think this makes any sense for me."
PSD: "Why do you say that?"
M: "I'm mailing out postcards, about 4000 of them. Some of them are going in the immediate area, at 21 cents, but most are in the 28 cent area. Since the first class postcard rate is already 28 cents, I don't save much for all that extra work in sorting and then waiting in line so that you can count it and charge me."
PSD: "Well, let's see. Say that all 4000 are going to be mailed in the immediate area..."
M: "But I just said they weren't..."
PSD: "...you'd save...wait...(roots around in desk for calculator)
M: "280 dollars."
PSD: "...let's see...seven times four thousand..."
M: "280 dollars."
PSD: "28,000 dollars!"
M: "No, that's 28,000 cents, which is 280 dollars."
PSD (fiddles with calculator for awhile, then finally,): "280 dollars!"
M: "What would we do without calculators? But you see, I have to pay at least 370 dollars for the permits, plus another 185 dollars if I want the imprint instead of stamps. I still lose money."
PSD (blinks, pause): "Well sir, have you considered mailing letters instead of postcards? I'm sure you would save money that way."
M: "Goodbye."
PSD: "Wait! There's one other option, first class presort. You sort your mail by zip code, or in some cases by city and not zip code, then you bring all your mail back here, and we count it and you pay for the postage. No permits or annual fees required.
M: "And how much is that?"
PSD: "It's 24.5 cents per piece, no matter where it's mailed."
M: "But that's 3.5 cents more per piece for things sent in the immediate area."
PSD: "Well, let's say that all 4000 are going to be mailed outside the immediate area..." (starts fumbling with calculator again)
M: "You know, that sounds great. I'll be back in a second; I need to get my wallet out of my car."
PSD: "OK, I'll just wait here for you. Take your time."
https://twitter.com/Rich_Cooper/status/1597692258840907776
I never have problems like these,
Unless he has money or status, then these two would have their nails out clawing their way to the guy.
Is that so. And just how often do you go to the United States Postal Service to engage in bulk mailing?
my adoring female admirers,
The_Snoopy_Phone and fredward? That's not enuf for bulk mailing, Nancy.
I ask the jury to note that the defendant is refusing to give details of this alleged 'bulk mailing', and we are therefore justified in giving this beastly ratbag a good towsing with a heavy flashlight. It's clearly something unspeakably sordid and I think rendering him paraplegic, at the very least, is a debt we owe to society on behalf of our children.
YOU'RE A BIG FATSO!!
But, as you and you alone have pointed out rather stridently in a DM, he has a blue ribbon hog in his corral.
Actually, NO. You told ME in a PM that he, Peter ;) was known for his substantial "GIRTH" Now.. in my defense, being that you are a substantial phaggot, what was I to think? Hell, you and K-Dubb have hooked up in the past so why not you and Peter? And now you're involved in a fantastic up-the-ass overseas lovers quarrel!
Two things that I have observed recently:
1) You are the only person on this board with whom I have discussed someone else's penis size in DM.
2) You are the one who brings it up.
This concludes my participation in any discussion about Peter's peter. You may continue, at your pleasure.
You're the gay dude. You folks are on your own level of hell.
Why do you say that?
Natures Generator.
My hands are clean.
@KSM
I don't know if this is a case of a sucker being born every minute, absolutely no historical knowledge about what covers over guitars do or, somebody is just smoking fucking crack
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/msg/d/carlsbad-stratocaster-body-cover/7553712307.html
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Hahaha wow!
Reminds me of this.. And I will admit that I've almost went out and bought a Teli just to put this leather cover on. I love it. @sean92008
I heard an old acoustic guitar with a leather cover on it, it belonged to Buck Owens... It absolutely killed the tone and volume. Although, that was a good thing in the old days when one microphone picked everything up. It allowed the normal volume voices to be in balance with the big old dreadnought guitars.Yip, the contained, or wrapped body does have me curious about such things. But on an acoustic? Hmm.. :-\
I ask the jury to note that the defendant is refusing to give details of this alleged 'bulk mailing', and we are therefore justified in giving this beastly ratbag a good towsing with a heavy flashlight. It's clearly something unspeakably sordid and I think rendering him paraplegic, at the very least, is a debt we owe to society on behalf of our children.
Chocolate and caramel popcorn on a peanut butter sandwich.
I would be an excellent drug addict.
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I had a dream Phil Collins was the head chef at a restaurant; the food was not memorable, but Phil sang to us before the entrees were served.
I had a lot of trouble deciding between the semicolon, em dash or period for this. The semicolon just feels underutilized these days.You used it to perfection; using English more goodly.
I had a lot of trouble deciding between the semicolon, em dash or period for this. The semicolon just feels underutilized these days.
This is one of the most disturbing posts here in recent memory. :DDid I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?
This is one of the most disturbing posts here in recent memory. :D
Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?
Nevermind.
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This is why you look at
This is why you look at Google reviews before booking a massage.
Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?
Nevermind.
Did I forget to post about the Japanese lady who finger-raped my ass?Hurry up. Hamster Muscle is waiting.
Nevermind.
@timebandit
Where are the "critiques? Seriously, you have to provide content that supports your oh-so brief summaries. BTW I don't like your avatar, I don't like you, and if we were for some strange reason occupying the same immediate space? I would club you with a rather hefty piece of ham.
And another thing; I know you have a second account that you use to pad your karma score. Shame on you. SHAME!!
And another thing; if you have a problem with me I'll be tempted to utilize my BAN button.This is your final warning
@Bart Ell Just keeping you in the administrative loop.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html
I am going to puke.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html
I am going to puke.
Of course then there is the beleaguered Stall #1 at work. That bowl has seen it all...............Make for a great avatar. Hmm :D
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Make for a great avatar. Hmm :DI’m sure TL would approve. ;) ;D
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I’m sure TL would approve. ;) ;D
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11515913/Video-shows-close-lid-flush.html
I am going to puke.
Also, think about those hand dryers. They are a habitat for bacteria and blows the fecal matter and any viruses around, so you're essentially coated in it. Paper towels are the best option, IMO.
Also, think about those hand dryers. They are a habitat for bacteria and blows the fecal matter and any viruses around, so you're essentially coated in it. Paper towels are the best option, IMO.
I'm not joking here, I thought everybody knew that. Just like you're not supposed to leave toothbrushes out but keep them in the closed cabinet. It cuts down on the aerosolized poop vapor getting onto toothbrushes. Kind of like if you smell it, it's traveled.
We used to be a proper country.
That was visited by proper aliens. Now degraded into Strieber raping bug eyed degenerates. :'(Are those face penises?
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Are those face penises?
Three Striebers at once man. It was a swinging era.
It's where she gets her political opinions.Heh, heh, heh.
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So many reaction videos out there, and most often it's black guys reacting to "white music" No shortage of reactions to AC/DC and hard rock bands. Some of them are sooo forced and others seem very genuine and sometimes quite funny.
We used to get invited to all sorts of cocktail parties and get togethers.
Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?
Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?The word is on the street that he posts on EllGab.
Why are you no longer invited to cocktail parties and get togethers? What did you do?Well..
Women can be such (insert word).
...wonderous creatures.
Case in point KSM. I'll assume you don't mind your ladies being a bit busty. Check out this clip of Fauci strutting his stuff along the streets of NYC. (https://i.imgur.com/wPIzf9p.mp4) Four grim agents surrounding the F'er in a box formation but check out the angel in gold back in the 5 position. Beaming a radiant smile, breastages just a flopping all over and her left arm behind her back on the trigger on an FN P90 ready to waste half the pedistrians on Central Park West quicker than one can say "Gain of function".
Is Fauci a tiny guy?
He's over 80 and was a manlet to begin with.Life is like a box of Manlet's
She's a fan. She's trying to get close enough to tell Fauci her covid success story without getting shot and poking out her own eye
She's a fan. She's trying to get close enough to tell Fauci her covid success story without getting shot and poking out her own eye
Lily, you know we're right about tiny Fauci and all the lies. You people on the leftwantneeeed to believe in the bunk they spoon-feed you about so many things.
You should be looking in the mirror when you say that, Buster. You noticed when Trump got the Wuhan from his own super spreader event he couldn't wait to jump on the helicopter and fly to Walter Reed and get that First Class Fauci protocol. All of that provided by our tax dollars
Fauci was an ivermectin proponent?
Fauci not only the highest paid government employee ever, he made millions in pharmaceutical stock.
You should be looking in the mirror when you say that, Buster. @KSM You noticed when Trump got the Wuhan from his own super spreader event he couldn't wait to jump on that helicopter and fly to Walter Reed and get that First Class Fauci protocol. All of it provided by our tax dollarsWhen President Trump became infected with the china (small c) flu was it not in his/OUR best interest AS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD to take the necessary measures to be certain not to infect others by making himself scarce? BTW you must be spreading out quite well down there with all the hardly human scum flooding into the US with all their.. germs. Thankfully, we can rest easy knowing that we have our trusted fauci to be sure they're all tested before they are scattered around the country like diseased carrying scumbag seeds.
When President Trump became infected with the china (small c) flu was it not in his/OUR best interest AS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD to take the necessary measures to be certain not to infect others by making himself scarce? BTW you must be spreading out quite well down there with all the hardly human scum flooding into the US with all their.. germs. Thankfully, we can rest easy knowing that we have our trusted fauci to be sure they're all tested before they are scattered around the country like diseased carrying scumbag seeds.Hey, buddy, you’re talking Nancy’s children of God!AND THEY'RE BROWN!!!
This thread sure is delivering on the stupid promise!
...and the vermin come crawling out from under their rocks right on cue
Sorry, not you Bart. And Up All Night that looks like one sweet home away from home
Both of you, so easily baited. So predictable.
Vet - how are her tits?
Vet - how are her tits?
Apparently rather monkey like.
Unless things kicked off with 2 adult humans then there was that crossover point when you were breastfeeding off of monkey tit.
I may have just proved Adam and Eve in time for Christmas!
... Who knew?
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This kind of leads into its own little world on the internet. Who knew?
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Who?LOL. That freak show has been dead for decades.
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LOL. That freak show has been dead for decades.
It got tiresome when Will Ferrell and Cheri O'Teri did the cheerleaders skits. Chris Farley, David Spade, Dennis Miller Norm MacDonald and Phil Hartman. Anybody newer and I'll have a difficult time identifying them.Those characters are definitely on my fringe. I always enjoyed Norm. SNL use to have some hilarious skits but those were decades ago, when there was still a sense of humor, sometimes even politically incorrect, heaven forbid. ;) It’s a real shame the bastards keep trying to shame folks for having a good laugh over something they’re ridiculously sensitive about.
Don't care what anyone says, one of the greatest living rockstars.
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@sean92008 What the hell is that? ^^^^^^^^^^^
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That, my kind sir, is an unraveling wick from a scented candle that came from some boutique shop.AHHH looks spooky
That is an amazing photo. Not kidding.
I am going to steal that and sell it as an NFT to a stupid person. No use in it going to waste here.
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What a lovely story. ⤠I still think he made a stupid James Bond
What a lovely story. ⤠I still think he made a stupid James Bond
I liked him as 007, I loved The Saint, but he pulled 007 off well. I thought. Connery and Dalton were the only other Bonds I saw and I liked them all.
WHAAAAT DA' FOCK!!?? DALTON? B & S! No!
Everyone's favorite Bond is the one they grew up with. I can watch Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies like Howard Hughes used to watch Ice Station Zebra.
â€Back seat driver…†Ha!
"What the hell is he doing??"
"His job"
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One of the most badass M lines in the series
I love Goldeneye and TND! They're in my top 10 007's. He was a great Bond.
I love Goldeneye and TND! They're in my top 10 007's. He was a great Bond.
YOU'RE LYING! You and I had a discussion ON THE DAMN PHONE about 007! I suggested the perfect Bond would be a mix of Moore and Connery. You agreed! C'mon Man! @TigerLily
fuck sakes ::)
get in your pants
One of us must have been drunk during that conversation, @KSM and it wasn't me. Well. Maybe tipsy on wine but not drunk enough to think Roger Moore made a good 007. I liked the original Sean Connery and a close second is the latest Daniel Craig. Maybe I was just trying to humor you or get in your pants
{shudder} Please God that was not the intention
Working on Christmas eve day. Me, my office, and one empty high-rise. Quite peaceful, and I have food.. and drink. :D
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Shocks are the best way to revive anyone in that condition
I was just trying to humor you or get in your pants
I wasn't wearing any pants that day. So..
Aaawkward..
Vera looking down at traffic and snow falling. :) Fixated n' captivated
Thinking "stupid humans, why are they outside?"No doubt. That's late Wednesday night as the big cyclone thing began to roll through town.
https://twitter.com/fearthefloof/status/1607784198940790785Good God. ;D
I cannot stop watching this
The Hall of Fame has one where Senda is called Falkie. Does that mean "Falkie" is Senda's nickname?
OK, look past the horrible article writing. The guy may have a beard but he writes like he's in fifth grade, tops.â€In an attempt to get what she wanted, Christmas grabbed the manager by the neck and began slamming her head into the wall while shouting, "You're not going to ruin my Christmas," as witnesses looked on in horror…â€
There's more to the story and she has been arrested. Not the first time, surprised?
https://original.newsbreak.com/@edy-zoo-1600640/2871891660471-smoothie-king-manager-abducted-by-ex-employee-after-alleged-yelling-and-head-slamming-incident
@Sofia, if that employee had attendance issues because of a rare medical condition or housing problem, etc, it is that person's responsibility to at least notify the employer so that other staff can be brought in to cover the shifts. Let's face it, she didn't do that. Calling in and being responsible wouldn't have gotten that result.I say that until evidence is provided, there were no attendance issues. They just didn't like her. Also, if evidence of attendance issues becomes available, I still say she called ahead of time responsibly unless there is evidence to the contrary. I almost always believe in "innocent until proven guilty" even for shitheads like this horrible person. They should not have fired her or anyone at Christmas time except for egregiousness, let alone someone whose name sake is "Christmas". They should have given her a severance as a basic security precaution, too, especially if they knew she had bad character, as she does. It's far better to lose 2 weeks' of payroll money than to face the wrath or retaliation. If the severance included jewelry, it would have also been free advertising for them every time the dismissed employee wore it & received a compliment.
https://twitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1608533342428844033For the record, not all multi-cultural feminists believe in those vaccines.
Oof
â€In an attempt to get what she wanted, Christmas grabbed the manager by the neck and began slamming her head into the wall while shouting, "You're not going to ruin my Christmas," as witnesses looked on in horror…â€People gotta be really careful with girls named Christmas, Devine, Heaven, Madonna, etc... You're potentially dealing with seriously narcissistic children.
There’s nothing like “the Christmas spirit.†Am I right, homie? Don’t ruin Christmas for Christmas! :o ::) ;D Eh, Christmas be cray cray!
OK, look past the horrible article writing. The guy may have a beard but he writes like he's in fifth grade, tops.Yes, she has bad character. However, I like the guy's matter-of-fact writing style. But post-pandemic I am seeing more typos than ever, that's true.
There's more to the story and she has been arrested. Not the first time, surprised?
https://original.newsbreak.com/@edy-zoo-1600640/2871891660471-smoothie-king-manager-abducted-by-ex-employee-after-alleged-yelling-and-head-slamming-incident
People gotta be really careful with girls named Christmas, Devine, Heaven, Madonna, etc... You're potentially dealing with seriously narcissistic children.
He uses the handle Falkie or Falkenberg on message boards - often with a year appended as a suffix. On Bellgab he is Falkie2013 (https://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1894)Okay, so I've been trying to get at the bottom of this for years because, um, "Falkie" died. .....right?
Or strippers!Yes, at least we agree on that.
Okay, so I've been trying to get at the bottom of this for years because, um, "Falkie" died. .....right?
Three times actually - to hear him tell it. Each time he got back alive though. The current incantation is very much alive and doing well.Thanks. Prior to the pandemic, around 2019, I saw a pic of Falkie but he had brown shaggy hair. So confusing.
https://twitter.com/OnlyFansPostinL/status/1609544524627599368Easy come easy go. All she needs to do is stay in a related field... Stripping, prostitution, massage parlor...
This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.I think you just bring out the
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."
1-2-2005 Art talks about his sister, Jessie and her dog, Maggie. They won an Animal Planet contest.
This one time in 1998 a harmonica player sat beside me on a flight.
I knew he was a harmonica player because he gave me his business card right after he sat down.
About an hour in he tells me he is going to order a coffee with 1 milk and 2 sugars.
Then he delivered this line...
"Speaking of milk, Cloris Leachman has great tits."
I always pull either a militant lesbian type or a fat guy in an Aloha shirt that smells like soup. :'(
I now understand why the room with your indoor trainer is called a “Pain Caveâ€.Although I have never worked officially in the profession, I am a fully licensed personal trainer. I don't know why people cannot just get their shit together and do it all on their own. Sure, there are certain circumstances where a PT is best but in the average case, save your money and do it on your own.
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Mondays are a big workout. Workout #1 Chest, Delts & Tri's. Halfway through I remembered that I was out of protein powder AND milk. Had to have a can of Bush beans with wieners as a post workout meal. By Golly!! Hmm, what to do for a post meal tomorrow.. This is an outrage!
Although I have never worked officially in the profession, I am a fully licensed personal trainer. I don't know why people cannot just get their shit together and do it all on their own. Sure, there are certain circumstances where a PT is best but in the average case, save your money and do it on your own.I was unclear. I meant indoor smart bike trainer. I sweat, swear and whine in there when it is too cold or wet to ride outside.
I meant indoor smart bike trainer.
You need someone to teach you when to ring your bell and how to pack your basket or do they just tell you which sundress goes best with your bike color?I heard a podcast on the difficulties of being bald and in the music industry. Do you have any personal anecdotes to share?
I heard a podcast on the difficulties of being bald and in the music industry. Do you have any personal anecdotes to share?
AHH Sardines tomorrow. With rice.
What… no sardines?â€
Um, we have a thread for that. Remember, worst album covers are called for as well. ;)
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I do!Wow! I've actually never payed them any attention before - they have juicy instagram lips! Which is a bit unsettling on a man. Thanks for that @Bart Ell . I'll never scroll insta the same again. :o
I once saw Bret Michaels without his wigdana.
Fun related bonus fact - being a member of Poison is still less fruity than riding a bicycle.
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I am suffering from limited mobility today. I'll have to eat lying down. So, what does the spawn of Satan make for my only meal today? Noodles.
My laughing is completely warranted.
You mean like, Ramen noodles?😔
😔@sean92008
@sean92008
What flavor of noodles is on the menu today?
https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1616918970820628480
https://twitter.com/JonErlichman/status/1616799162049368069
I wonder how many Irish fingers, thumbs, arms, ears and flesh have been severed up to the release day.
The stories I heard were horrible.
I must have accidentally wondered into Hell. I’m in a coffee shop with an instrumental version of “Me and Julio down by the schoolyard†playing in the background. :P
Do you remember the skit? SNL? Paul Simon in the elevator?Do you remember this one? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Do you remember this one? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DHeh, heh, heh… I missed that one.
Do you remember the skit? SNL? Paul Simon in the elevator?Eh, nope.
Eh, nope.
I searched for it and it appears that it is hidden behind the SNL DVD paywall. Maybe it's a music copyright thing. It's worth searching out...I’m still traumatized by being raped by Julio in the schoolyard. With a freaking violin.
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Milf Manor? If they make crap like that, Senda should have a show. Give him just enough budget to make it interesting but not enough where he is set. Say like a 75 grand and then watch the mayhem.
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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We already know what's going on. The destruction of America and the West by the people we aren't allowed to criticize under risk of a Merrick Gargland FBI raid and arrest as ''insurrectionists''.
This is called sissy cloud raging.
Have you switched genders yet?
Most of the MILFs on those shows are missing the ILF.
https://twitter.com/Drunk3po/status/1620435146028765185
I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of "MILFs" until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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https://twitter.com/einsce/status/1620525383899836416This would be great to show to all the uneducated... Hahaha.
https://twitter.com/AishaQueenTX/status/1620796344830140416
AI is getting terrifying.
The filter used cannot hide butt fugly. Adam's apple much???ick
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ickDid Hamster move to La Jolla?
"massage and release"
Did Hamster move to La Jolla?HA!
HA!It’ll be just a short hop and a jump via air now, to get close to his favorite EG’er, PB, up in NorCal. ;)
He does seem to be MIA all the sudden. I figured he was just shoved up some dudes bum for the last few days. But you may be right.
The filter used cannot hide butt fugly. Adam's apple much???
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My antenna reception has been compromised. Fuckers are converting and scrambling signals in this area.
Maybe the chickens ate the signal.
Next week you will be complaining your wired VCR remote stopped working.
Every channel in the world on IPTV, every TV show and movie commercial free and you grannies spend the day playing with your rabbit ears more than your lil pants nuggies.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696
We are in the end stage of western civilization.
https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1622372107169693696
We are in the end stage of western civilization.
Is it herping or at least derping?
Is that Wanker?
I know a security guard who works in the lobby of the high-rise next to my place. He tells me about what he see's people doing in the elevators when they think they are unseen. Alot of nose-picking, but mostly ASS-PICKING! Men mostly scratch their balls and pick their noses. Women are nose picking and the majority of the ass-picking. Why are women doing this? Picking their asses. Or are they scratching their asses? Is there a difference between picking and scratching? These are nicely dressed good looking professional women too!
Ya know,
I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.
Captain Protein once again!
Ya know,
I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.
Captain Protein once again!
I have a couple of eggs for you. I am also your somewhat high-maintenance friend.The ol' balls in the eye sockets trick? Yuck No
@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do. Capice?Buying her a big bottle of Irish whiskey. I'll refrain from making any jokes about her burying it. ::)
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Ya know,Darling, I’m a high-maintenance everything. I know my worth.
I must say that although @PolkaDot can be a somewhat high-maintenance friend, she is not without kindness and pure thoughtfulness. I say this because today she brought me EGGS! EGGS when I was unable to locate any.
Captain Protein once again!
@PolkaDot has a price... Buy the lime and grab a shovel, you got some burying to do. Capice?It’s so hard to find a good hitman in the San Diego area, and most of them don’t like to do their own “finishing workâ€. Are you building a new deck or have a neighbor pouring a new patio this Spring? Asking for a friend.
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It’s so hard to find a good hitman in the San Diego area, and most of them don’t like to do their own “finishing workâ€. Are you building a new deck or have a neighbor pouring a new patio this Spring? Asking for a friend.
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Ya think?
Luz? Shallow grave? I thought it was supposed to Janice?
I'm lost.
The media mentioning a body found in a shallow grave was "suspicious" was rather humourous.
3rd verse of Year Of The Cat sums up my marriage in a nutshell. Mainly the last line where one morning turned into 20-plus years.
Well, hopefully you're acclimating well with all the changes.Actually, very nicely. Denver is the Edmonton of America. In a good way.
Speaking of Edmonton, isn't Michael J. Fox from there?He's a Vancouver boy.
Early onset Parkinson's at a rate of something like 12 times the normal population. Michael J. Fox was part of the group.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_and_Me
He's a poofter Vancouver boy.Why are you calling him gay? Just because he's a Vancouver boy... Sheesh!
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Where the fuck does all the fine dust come from? GOSHDARNIT I keep a very clean and tidy place, and no matter what I do, the next day fine dust has accumulated on my desk and console where it is most noticed. I don't need to turn the heat so it's not blasting from there and even if it was I installed a new filter a short time ago.
PISSIN' ME OFF~JACKASS!!
Where the fuck does all the fine dust come from? GOSHDARNIT I keep a very clean and tidy place, and no matter what I do, the next day fine dust has accumulated on my desk and console where it is most noticed. I don't need to turn the heat so it's not blasting from there and even if it was I installed a new filter a short time ago.
PISSIN' ME OFF~JACKASS!!
It's mostly dead skin cells that have been shed and disintegrated, and whatever Vara has been shedding.
Did my American taxes last night. Was easy stuff in my new situation and my return is pretty nice for such a short time being here. My taxes up north with the business, the employs, and the Air-BnB were like 4 hour migraine. Thank God SHE did them!
A pro tip for you cat owners out there...
Do not train your cat any tricks that require a reward.
He wants to do his trick ("giving me five" in exchange for some salmon-flavored hairball medicine) 40 times a day. It is annoying as hell. The least he could do is actually shake, but the best he would do was slap me five.
LOL!!
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH! ? @Bart Ell
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITH! ? @Bart Ell
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH! ? @Bart Ell
Is your neck sore?
MIND GAMES WORK!Well. Whomever has the pleasure of being with me in the future will not even know that I once did such a thing. Out of
If you say BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN EAT IT then they shy away from it.
You have announced your intention and found a way out of having to go through with it.
The further away from their last shower that you say it the bigger the chance of having it rebuffed.
Alzheimers.There's an option.
Hey, it works for @PB
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
MIND GAMES WORK!You're also suggesting that she never enjoyed it, but more-like tolerated it. Indulged you..
If you say BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN EAT IT then they shy away from it.
You have announced your intention and found a way out of having to go through with it.
The further away from their last shower that you say it the bigger the chance of having it rebuffed.
What does it mean that I have always found ass eating to be a repulsive, unappealing practice?
What does it mean that I have always found ass eating to be a repulsive, unappealing practice? Seems like it would be the normal visceral response, but(t) a lot of folks seem to find it enjoyable. I just don’t get it.Yeah, this thread is getting into rather dark areas.
It means you have spent too much time too close to musty, hairy, unkempt asses.
You're also suggesting that she never enjoyed it, but more-like tolerated it. Indulged you..
It means you have spent too much time too close to musty, hairy, unkempt asses.
Not just for young men anymore
Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.
Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.
FOLKS??
FOLKS??
Oooooh la la!
Mr Fancy only puts his face where piss comes out of!
Who knows how the period havers want to be identified these days. They used to be called women.Yeah... :-\
Not at all. These folks have had all the laser work. Not an issue. Just unappealing to stick my tongue in a balloon knot when there’s a perfectly good fun hole located mere millimeters away.
I feel attacked.
ALL I SAID WAS I DO NOT FIND BUTTHOLES APPEALING AND I AM BEING MARGINALIZED AND VICTIMIZED NOWYou wanna play? I'll play! We're gonna play hard too!! @Bart Ell
I feel attacked.
balloon knot
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You wanna play? I'll play! We're gonna play hard too!! @Bart Ell
I am.. backing away and out of this thread. You all can cornhole each other till the cows come home and then butcher themselves.
Hey @TigerLily where you sit on this whole, ass eating thang? You get all squirmy?
Hey @TigerLily where you sit on this whole, ass eating thang?
I am of the opinion that this choice of words was intentional.
@HamsterMuscle as we used to say in high school, "like, no duh"
While over for coffee this past Tuesday, @PolkaDot commented that Vera is looking FAT. Now, she, POLKA, did not specifically use the word "FAT" but rest assured, fat was inferred. Vera is hurt. Feelings.I did not intone "fat"...she has...filled out. Winter weight not fighting weight. Of course, I'm always feeding her people food, so I do take some of the blame. Stop being so sensitive @KSM and take her for a walk.
Words are violent. Vera may bite with abandon.
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My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
Truer words almost never said. But let me ask you this! How do you explain that to the one you've been with for many years when they are accustomed to that action as part of your toolbag? BAIT & SWITCH! ? @Bart Ell
Is your neck sore?
Fucking Slackers @Bart Ell @KSM
Another reason a smart woman upgrades to a younger male specimen every few years.
Vet your side pieces ladies! Otherwise you may end up with a @bateman - @Walks_At_Night gets a pass because he's solid marriage material and side play doesn't apply.
Excuuuuse ME?? I am marriage material, DAMMIT!
I just happen to have an expiry date with it, that's all.
::) Still hate you @sean92008
@KSM Eggs expire long before seeds... You got a while.At $8.99 a dozen!!
My zest for ass eating has waned over the years and it has nothing to do with the fine ass I get to eat at all.
I have concluded ass eating is a young man's game.
How are you going to keep dogs and cats out of your yard now?
Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...
So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.
Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...
So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.
Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039
The ROKU channel pisses me off. I've uninstalled it from all TV's.
Same way as always, play them your sex tape.
They are bound to be related to someone on screen and that usually makes them run far, far away.
My new bike is being built. Should be ready Tuesday.
Details?Carbon Fiber. Trek Domane SL frame with I9 wheels and Easton Aero bars.
Carbon fiber? Touring? Trail! Chopper? Electric?
Carbon Fiber. Trek Domane SL frame with I9 wheels and Easton Aero bars.
The University of Arizona has an online degree program they are advertising on Roku TV, with the More Star Trek Channel...
So, this woman is talking about how great it was to get a degree and that she had other obligations and they show all these wonderful photos of family and her playing with the kids and her husband... They showed her degree quite clearly, I decided to Google the name.
Oops.
https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc1-in-re-family-and-domestic-proceedings-for-kaleb-andrew-sells-and-jennifer-rose-willis-1202039
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI have the one on the left. Glad I missed out on the Studio 54 version. GawwdZOOKS!
I have the one on the left. Glad I missed out on the Studio 54 version. GawwdZOOKS!
Put yours under a black light, you may be surprised... Cana-dee-an. There should be watermarks... Maybe not as elaborate, but still...I don't have a black light. Do I care whether or not my passport has a few colors? nah
PS @KSM GHS Gus strings used to be all nickel (wrap and core). .008s put enough magnetic field in motion to match .009s & .010s with just nickel wraps.
I don't have a black light. Do I care whether or not my passport has a few colors? nah
I'm in the residency phase right now. I have more American ID and credentials than I do Canadian. I don't even know who I am anymore. ;D
Yeah, true. I mean, what good is a Canadian birth certificate anyway? It's all in metric.
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Good Lord, even for a retard you're compromised. ;D
Hold it! You are the one living in Denver!How in any way is that a comeback? You're in the land of the looney and you know it! You want out of it! I know this for a fact. You're going to have to dig for something else. I mean c'mon.. I'll take Colorado over most states in the union.
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How in any way is that a comeback? You're in the land of the looney and you know it! You want out of it! I know this for a fact. You're going to have to dig for something else. I mean c'mon.. I'll take Colorado over most states in the union.
Now you go. Make it worth my while.
@KSM, Bart has P90-ed your account!My 57 Gold-Top with P90's is in WA. I must go out and grab the rest of my stuff.
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My 57 Gold-Top with P90's is in WA. I must go out and grab the rest of my stuff.
Pick a good time of year to make the move... Humidity can be a bitch.::)
It's raining outside, nobody near my bedroom, nobody smokes in my house, but I smell cigarette smoke. I'm just guessing it's somebody from the other side visiting me.Well - you're still alive, but if it IS your time, and you're already smelling SMOKE!? ..Um.. YIKES!
I'm trying to figure out who. People I know who are most diseased don't smoke, so who is it?
Or could it be my time?
Well - you're still alive, but if it IS your time, and you're already smelling SMOKE!? ..Um.. YIKES!
See ya there!..I'm a good Baptist boy. AND a farm boy. I am pure - clean - and divinely inspired. No smoke here my single coil burner friend.
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..I'm a good Baptist boy. AND a farm boy. I am pure - clean - and divinely inspired. No smoke here my single coil burner friend.
Dude, you had to have your Satanic records burned as a child.That happened. I was in my late teens after graduation and I went on the road with a band. In my absence my mom and sis took it upon themselves to save me and burn all my vinyl/albums. What would amount to many thousand$$ now. All in mint condition.
It's raining outside, nobody near my bedroom, nobody smokes in my house, but I smell cigarette smoke. I'm just guessing it's somebody from the other side visiting me.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
I'm trying to figure out who. People I know who are most diseased don't smoke, so who is it?
Or could it be my time?
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You and @KSM ... The CO-haterz Clubthat's what SHE says about you and I. Fuck if I know.. :-\
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https://twitter.com/la___cuna/status/1631041665900199937Where is @ShayP when we need him?
What in the name of all that is holy is this atrocity
https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1631400057647034368
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Finally, new bike day arrives tomorrow.
Congratulations! Don't let them rush you while you take a pre delivery inspection. Trust no one.I was in the shop today with my old bike. We set it up to match the old measurements and will do final tweaks tomorrow when the new shifter arrives. It is beautiful.
Finally, new bike day arrives tomorrow.Hmm. That right there is a problematic read. Every day arrives tomorrow, with or without bike.
Hmm. That right there is a problematic read. Every day arrives tomorrow, with or without bike.But new bike day implies a bike arrives that specific day ( yesterday). The read is fine, I think your sentence diagraming is off. But the bike is exquisite. I did a short 21 mile check ride today and will do a 53 mile group ride tomorrow.
Hmm. That right there is a problematic read. Every day arrives tomorrow, with or without bike.
53 mile group ride tomorrow.
But new bike day implies a bike arrives that specific day ( yesterday). The read is fine, I think your sentence diagraming is off. But the bike is exquisite. I did a short 21 mile check ride today and will do a 53 mile group ride tomorrow.
Nice, but I like the ham to cover the entire surface of the bread and the four tiny tomato halves are problematic. I like his approach, and the ingredients, nice and fresh, but I would change it up a bit.
My brother is a fuckup. He procreated with a psycho fuckup. My nephew was raised solely by psycho mom.Sorry for your loss?
I just found out details about how he pulled a gun on a girl(friend?) and the girl's mother... Because of his numerous run-ins with the law, he shot himself instead of being locked up for ages.
Thank you, asshole, for saving the planet your drain of our resources. Too bad you didn't kill your father first.
Sorry for your loss?
https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1633984893901238273
Can it please come sooner?
https://twitter.com/war24182236/status/1634713009967996928
This looks like a movie set of some post-apocalyptic hellscape. Nope, just San Fransisco.
https://twitter.com/war24182236/status/1634713009967996928
This looks like a movie set of some post-apocalyptic hellscape. Nope, just San Fransisco.
I watched The Whale last night. No, not the falkie guy, the new movie called The whale. Brendan Fraser does a good job in his giant fat suit but holy cow he plays one unsympathetic character IMO. More pathetic than sympathetic. The whole film falls kinda flat. Has its moments.. but, meh
But the opening -- him spanking it to gay pron -- was kinda hot, amirite?I have no doubt you were inspired to whack it in tandem.
I have no doubt you were inspired to whack it in tandem.
The movie had a-lot of potential but there were so many missed opportunities. Wouldn't you agree? And the final scene? C'mon.
I'm kind of torn. It's not exactly a point subtly made, but the excess is what allowed Brendan Frasier to vault into a nod for Best Actor, which pleases me. So, in summary, not a tale well told, but I'm glad that they tried.I'm glad for him. I don't watch those shows but I hope he gave a normal acceptance speech without preaching either way. I'm not hopeful..
And I hope that Brendan wins. Talk about a sentimental favorite.
[edit] Well, fuck me. He won!
I have no doubt you were inspired to whack it in tandem.
I'm glad for him. I don't watch those shows but I hope he gave a normal acceptance speech without preaching either way. I'm not hopeful..
He had a kind of nautical theme in keeping with the name of the movie. I didn't read anything that sounded preachy. Mostly it was him giving credit for the talent of the people that he worked with, and the personal support he received from colleagues and family.Well good for him.
After watching the first two episodes of Star Trek Voyager that feature Seven of Nine, I can clearly see through her brown catsuit.
It has to be that they did not think it was visible when originally created for standard definition television. Or maybe it was intentional, it's a simple solution for a costumer that wasn't taken.
I watched The Whale last night. No, not the falkie guy, the new movie called The whale. Brendan Fraser does a good job in his giant fat suit but holy cow he plays one unsympathetic character IMO. More pathetic than sympathetic. The whole film falls kinda flat. Has its moments.. but, meh
Better check your meds. You're hallucating. Under her catsuit was padding and girdles. Jeri Ryan said that catsuit a feat of engineering
Later outfits had a supplemental panel added. I am referring to the original milk chocolate brown catsuit. The downward (presumably halogen) light of one dark scene clearly shows more. Again, very early in her appearances right after they took that Bowiesque silver thing away.
There's no peek-a-boo in the ones with the cleavage panels added later.
Well it seems that you have researched this thoroughly. I bow to your expertise and eyesight
I bow to your expertise and eyesight
Be certain that you are facing him when you do. The guy is a fuckin lizard.
Honda drivers were having a bad day at a nearby Costco this morning...
As I look for a parking spot, a Honda was double parked behind a family needing to leave. A cart full of food supplies as if for a barbecue. Complete assholery.
I then saw a Honda minivan pull out in front of somebody who had already established they were in the lane and proceeded to cross over to the oncoming lane of traffic coming into the parking lot... Then, at a traffic light near a freeway on and off ramp, an Acura was blocking three different directions of traffic.
My last observation was a Honda CRV that cut across from the number one lane to an off ramp.
Honda must have had a bad astrological phase today... Or a bunch of people who would normally Drive German cars decided to buy Hondas.
https://twitter.com/localbateman/status/1635358841755037696
Might as well shorten all that to “cucks only need applyâ€. Holy shit. If it’s real.
Sounds like she might make a good expansion pack for the simulator (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/CUCKOLD_SIMULATOR_Life_as_a_Beta_Male_Cuck/)
The preview video is hilarious.$1.99!$2.99! hahaha.
Pounding out code in the WageCage hits a little too close to home though.
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Do Hot Wheels and Hillbilly Jim make cameos in the game?
https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1635362593077608448That put a smile on my face. Very nice.
Stop, stop, I can only get so hard. :D
That put a smile on my face. Very nice.
My Honda interaction continued today. A disabled 2005 Honda hybrid was pulled off to the side of the road. The poor girl, with a preschool-age child, bought a used hybrid car that was 17 years old. It was in really bad shape and definitely never maintained before or after her purchase. In her five months of ownership, she did not put oil in it.It's called adulting.
I told her not to put a bunch of money into it... Once a car shuts off because it doesn't have oil in it, you can pretty much put a fork in it. I didn't tell her straight up, but I did tell her to get a mechanic to inspect the vehicle before putting any money into it. Where is this girl's father? Where is her support system to ask about the car and see if she's maintaining it?
... A legendary ad-lib...
A little surprise awaits the slow adult stalker when it tries to read the next page of posts made by Coorsman.
It's called adulting.
I had an invite to order $50 of free stuff on Temu... In exchange for reviews.
I can't find $20 worth of stuff worth trying.
You can't find nothing?
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Yesterday I went out with the sole purpose of buying some nice n' savory Irish whiskey. And oh I did just that didn't I! Shortly after arriving home and dealing with happy-bouncy and flat-out pleased to see me Vera, I opened a bottle and poured a single in one of my MadMen glasses. I was somewhat disheartened to notice that the whiskey was slightly sour. Like shitty cider. Almost like they were bottled prematurely. Not good. Turns out 3 of the 4 bottles I purchased are spoiled.
And now begins the fight to set things right. ::)
Nick Rekieta, on his Rumble stream last night, complimented a $60 bottle last night... Sorry, no name
Anon is doing fine. Older women are disgusting.
Did you check out Mary in the Ask Bart Anything thread? 8)
https://twitter.com/skull_measurer/status/1638302022679109635
There are no words
Was that a mustache or bad lighting?
Gonna bring it back.
Maybe that's why I can't shake @PB
I need to change my scent. Maybe garlic would work.
Maybe leaving me out of your gay fantasy projections would work.@PB When you sign in here you must have anywhere from 4-12 mentions and they're all from the bowl of fruit, correct? The Swish seriously has a thing for you. You know it.
I was asked to step in as the executor/trustee for a friend's estate...@sean92008 I want you to keep us/ME posted on this. keep me up to date as things happen. It's too juicy and I cannot l00k away! Should be its own thread IMO. If others don't want to be in the know - PM me updates!
Simple enough... Or so I thought.
Told today it includes: Power of attorney, medical decisions, etc.
Family battle getting ugly. I have already picked sides after watching Ring video. Heh, heh, heh...
Bam pisses in a sink, beats on his brother, threatens to kill Phil and Ape and then disappears into the woods.
BAM MARGERA
Allegedly Beat Up Bro ...
AND THREATENED TO KILL FAMILY (https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/warrant-issued-bam-margera-arrest-pennsylvania-confrontation/)
@sean92008 I want you to keep us/ME posted on this. keep me up to date as things happen. It's too juicy and I cannot l00k away! Should be its own thread IMO. If others don't want to be in the know - PM me updates!
Yesterday, an insurance/financial sales representative got frustrated with me. Called me "poor" in fact.
I was looking for those life insurance and catastrophic illness policies for each of my children. You know, something that will pay them back when they turn 50, etc... It was something that I wanted to do, pay all of the premiums up front and have it there for them because I won't be around then.
This agent had a difficult time giving me good, solid documentation. A PDF chart of the monthly premium, the annual premium and the valuation chart over the life of the policy. What I got was a series of actual photographs of the screen with much of the information cut off...
... Same with quarter pounders W cheese, that does at least claim to be real meat...
Try trying to get information out of them on a whole life policy - how much of the premium is for the actual life insurance and how much is for the investment / ''cash value''.
A great question to ask directly... I was hoping charts would show that exact information. Either it was an ignorant agent or a deceptive agent. Argh.
Do you remember the Pink Slime controversy?Why does that sound familiar..? Refresh me please @PB
This agent had a difficult time giving me good, solid documentation.
At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today. Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.
It's frolicking if:You may have a point there..
Your arm is raised or straight
Your wrist is limp
You are skipping
You are running with short steps and flatfooted.
I think you were just slobbing around... Or hoping for a hot pizza delivery girl to get the wrong address...
You may have a point there..
Let us examine this further.
At the risk of TMI, I think I may have 'frolicked' this morning. After breakfast. Nude and sprawled out on the couch with a cup of strong black coffee. All comfy like. Is that frolicking? If it is, I'm gonna frolic the fuck outta myself today. Sure, paint your own picture of shameful masturbation and such BUT NO! This is innocent and pure.
This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winterNo, nooooo, I just lounging. And if I'm being honest I was wearing rusty saw blades all over my body, thus making it extremely dangerous for the potential lust driven admirer of hunky me.
This is utterly shameless gay-baiting and I am so here for it 👀 it has been a long, cold winter
No, nooooo, I just lounging. And if I'm being honest I was wearing rusty saw blades all over my body, thus making it extremely dangerous for the potential lust driven admirer of hunky me.
Thank god you are here. I've been carrying the site by myself for far too long. @Peter Wyngarde has been no help at all, the indolent toad.
Maybe he was chosen to be in the parade and is busy practicing.
My neighbor has decided that he wasn't loud and annoying enough and his upped his annoyance. He is a true Floridian through and through.As long as the kids aren’t on your lawn…
My response? I got into my multitrack software and put parts of three audio book samplers, an audio track from a 60 minutes interview and bio feedback tones into a seven and a half minute loop.
I drained off all of the bass frequencies so this shit cuts through. When he finally says something, I think I'll attack his parenting skills to start off with... One of his kids acts half his age and screams like a little girl. Playing in front of my house after 9:30 at night gets old after one night.
I think it is just loud enough to barely be heard, which is my goal. It is to continual may play all day without pissing myself off.
As long as the kids aren’t on your lawn…
Oh, the photo matches the crime...
Back in November I posted about phone calls claiming there were people shooting up schools in Savannah, Brunswick, Valdosta, and Camden County, Georgia as well as Jacksonville, Florida. The calls came within minutes of each other and were quickly determined to be hoaxes. Particularly since the caller identified himself as Paul Anka. Anyway, hoax or not, the police responded in force just to be sure and nothing was found.
Today we learn that the events so traumatized the children in Savannah, they are still receiving counseling. What? After five months?
Back in November I posted about phone calls claiming there were people shooting up schools in Savannah, Brunswick, Valdosta, and Camden County, Georgia as well as Jacksonville, Florida. The calls came within minutes of each other and were quickly determined to be hoaxes. Particularly since the caller identified himself as Paul Anka. Anyway, hoax or not, the police responded in force just to be sure and nothing was found.
Today we learn that the events so traumatized the children in Savannah, they are still receiving counseling. What? After five months?
Indoctrination.
If it was Wayne Newton they would have forgotten it the next day but Paul Anka? That leaves scars.
Oh, the photo matches the crime...
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Today I was talking to a friend who has spent quite a bit of time teaching English in various Asian countries. Smart guy, he typically teaches advanced students who are studying to get top grades on a certain test to get into Western universities.
In this story, he was teaching a class for smart four year olds in China, whose parents enrolled them. These kids all had Western-style nicknames their parents had given them for English class, names like Panda, Tiger, Cinderella, Butterfly, and so on, but also more traditional names, Jennifer, Mike, James, Linda. One little girl had the unfortunate nickname Dickcheney (all one word). Of course my friend was the only one who thought anything of it. Lol.
How much do you have to pay this guy monthly to be your friend?
I might be available for that gig.
Well bless your heart, lol
That's how they say "Go suck a fat one" in the South.
Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street. Tased twice and cares not.I.. just don't know what to say. WTF? Like.. W!T!F!
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Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street. Tased twice and cares not.
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Florida man runs amuck. Naked as Jaybird. Dork out, balls a flapping. Rumbling with guys in a Gym. Rumbling with guys on the sidewalk. Hassling a one legged guy in a wheel chair. Rumbling with guys in the street. Tased twice and cares not.
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I would not have that much confidence if my peeper was that small.
He probably took a penis growth serum and wants his money back
Cold day? Shrinkage?Actually he's way bigger than me. I've a lil nub. :'(
Actually he's way bigger than me. I've a lil nub. :'(
Steroids?Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening. ;D
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I used to tell the Asian girls that, just to keep the door (of opportunity) open...
Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening. ;D
Steroids? Hell no. I was hiking and a wolverine popped out of the bushes and bit it off. I ran home and cancelled the date I had for that evening. ;D
I wish we had a coffee thread to discuss all things coffee, and even tea.
I like my coffee like my shoes, black.And your men. ;D ;)
Saw this on Instagram. I guess that technically, he did make the jump.WOW @Rikki Gins Been a long time since I saw that video. The landing platform could have completely given out.. close call.
And your men. ;D ;)Not to bring Falkie up, but that's Falkie's line
Not to bring Falkie up, but that's Falkie's line
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Airplane was a classic.
I too like my coffee black. Light or medium roast. Not sure why but finding light roast seems to be a bit of a task at times. At Christmas I'll add some chocolate protein powder and Irish whiskey to my brew. Top with that whip cream and chocolate sprinkles.
Christmas drunk, are you?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Do you have these conversations with or without a mirror?Alot of cover bands. My latest offering was from a Foo Fighters tribute band. WTF? Are they that big? I guess I was going to be Dave in that lineup. A couple of country bands looking for a rock guitar guy with long hair. I've jammed a few times with a bass player and drummer, but the bass player died just before Christmas. Day before ShayP in fact.
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Any big music-related discoveries in Denver? Local luthiers, a nerdy microtonal community, whatever might be cool???
Alot of cover bands. My latest offering was from a Foo Fighters tribute band. WTF? Are they that big? I guess I was going to be Dave in that lineup. A couple of country bands looking for a rock guitar guy with long hair. I've jammed a few times with a bass player and drummer, but the bass player died just before Christmas. Day before ShayP in fact.
There is a beer garden that has live bands on Fridays and Saturdays. I can hear them, a band, as I type this. They just played Every Little Thing by The Police. I can sit on my patio/balcony and watch or V and I can go down there.
https://www.belleviewbeergarden.com/
I'm a bit jealous!!! I'm too suburban.
It's different. Especially after the life I had for 20 years previous. Bit of a kid in a candy store sort of feel to this neighborhood with all the food places and pubs. Oh, and the yoga studios 8) I will add that the sushi out here is sub par, not surprising.
The freshest sushi/sashimi that I have experienced in America is in Las Vegas. Second best, Los Angeles. They fly the stuff into McCarran. There's a place East of the airport you buy what's left after the restaurants get what they need for the day.Yeah, that's how to do it. Same day! Out here you'd think they truck it in inside a Coleman camping cooler with a bag of ice and a six pack for the driver.
Yeah, that's how to do it. Same day! Out here you'd think they truck it in inside a Coleman camping cooler with a bag of ice and a six pack for the driver.
Vancouver has or had the best sushi in the world. They were able to say that for many years, but I'm not sure anymore.
All fish that is eaten raw has to be frozen in order to be sold in North America, how much difference would an extra day or 10 make anyway?The sushi-belt place on the first floor of my complex has the twice frozen texture, and then.. it assumes room temperature as it all goes around and around on the belt ride for some length of time. The wasabi is the powdered kind and the ginger is faded and dry around the edges at times. (ick) YET sometimes when you get it all together in your mouth it seems ok. :-[
I did not know until recently that we, in Colorado, have "moth season" they're everywhere for about three weeks now and they're big! Plump! Sort of scary and I had to run away from one a few days ago. I shrieked like a little girl. I think I'm scared of them.. :o :-[
Fortunately moth season is winding down as they all die off..
MOTHra
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I did not know until recently that we, in Colorado, have "moth season" they're everywhere for about three weeks now and they're big! Plump! Sort of scary and I had to run away from one a few days ago. I shrieked like a little girl. I think I'm scared of them.. :o :-[
Fortunately moth season is winding down as they all die off...
Too dry here. Arrived beginning of last August and have yet to see one. Again - Too dry.
Has anyone mentioned mosquito season?
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Old people who use their iPhone flashlights to read menus should be gassed.
You're not in a coal mine. If you can't read a menu in slightly dim conditions you should stay home and eat microwave meals.
Concussed myself this afternoon while attempting to get a few guitar cases down from a very high shelf. There was a large air purifier on top of the cases and I knew that it was going to fall as I slid the cases off the shelf. Plan was to let the suitcase sized unit fall and bounce off my shoulder to the ground and I would then trash it. Must have misjudged. It fell directly onto the top of my head, thus dummying me for several minutes with guitar cases in hands.. Now, hours later, I'm groggy and exhausted. Want to sleep for 18 hours.
If I die in my sleep, please understand that none of you are in my will and I am sorry for that. Should I survive, I will make an appointment with my attorney to make things right between you and I. Or, I'll renege on that and won't change anything but I'll feel bad about it.
Concussed myself this afternoon while attempting to get a few guitar cases down from a very high shelf. There was a large air purifier on top of the cases and I knew that it was going to fall as I slid the cases off the shelf. Plan was to let the suitcase sized unit fall and bounce off my shoulder to the ground and I would then trash it. Must have misjudged. It fell directly onto the top of my head, thus dummying me for several minutes with guitar cases in hands.. Now, hours later, I'm groggy and exhausted. Want to sleep for 18 hours.I was counting on getting the flying spinning back Kick guitar when you exited. Since I’m not getting it I hope you get better I guess.
If I die in my sleep, please understand that none of you are in my will and I am sorry for that. Should I survive, I will make an appointment with my attorney to make things right between you and I. Or, I'll renege on that and won't change anything but I'll feel bad about it.
Ouchy! (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e63f8bfb-9990-478e-857e-58cfb809c234)Squared.
I was counting on getting the flying spinning back Kick guitar when you exited. Since I’m not getting it I hope you get better I guess.You hope I get better you guess. okay
I'm very confused. Senda is making a typical post about what a feckless asshat he's been on his most recent shithole cleaning video, but it's appearing under KSM's account! Can anyone confirm the oopsie that revealed the truth?You're always confused.
When on the road, the best pit stops are at car dealerships. Clean toilets, no homeless people and free coffee (usually).
McDonald's has nice amenities. And you don't have buy a car every time you need to pee
You hope I get better you guess. okayYour alive!
You’re alive!
Your alive!
1. Trump indicted
2. Pat Robertson is floating at the top of the bowl
3. KSM is alive
I cannot get enough Marco Pierre White cooking videos
In my ads recently is this item on the left.
What exactly is it? I have my suspicions but cannot be sure.
AND IF MY SUSPICION IS CORRECT, WHY IS THIS PRODUCT BEING SUGESSTED TO ME?
"INSULTAION!" - JC Webster
Their coffee ain't bad, but I haven't been in McDonald's in what seems like decades. No homeless people?
YES! He is LIVE!
KSM Alive II Great album!
3. KSM is alive
Your alive!
In my ads recently is this item on the left.
What exactly is it? I have my suspicions but cannot be sure.
AND IF MY SUSPICION IS CORRECT, WHY IS THIS PRODUCT BEING SUGESSTED TO ME?
"INSULTAION!" - JC Webster
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They know what their customers' needYou're saying that the item is a male enhancement piece? And that I such help? @TigerLily
How much for the one on the right?I don't know what the hell she's doing in there.
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When on road trips I only go into McDonald's for their bathrooms. Usually spotless and no homeless that I have seen. And usually placed conveniently close to an exit door so you don't have to troop through the whole place.
A Good Place to Go When on the Go
Great information. I would have never thought that McDonald's would be so pragmatic about keeping clean bathrooms.Lily drives along.
Driving to Portland will be a lot more comfortable now
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Lily drives along.
Urge to pinch a large loaf hits.
Lily pulls over to a McDonalds.
Stinks the place up.
Lily drives on.
Smirk on her face..
And now @sean92008
You're going to do the same thing..
You two are disgusting.
On a sesame seed bum. :P
Got to order number two at Mickey D's, eh?
A half step above being a bank teller I guess...
Great information. I would have never thought that McDonald's would be so pragmatic about keeping clean bathrooms.
Driving to Portland will be a lot more comfortable now
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A half step above being a bank teller I guess...
Have a great trip. And go in peace
I wish I had a picture. A truck had a wrap on it. Comic book themed, it was really sharp looking. Based on one of the dialogue bubbles, it must have been a roofing company. Unfortunately, the only place that appeared to have the business's name was a very small spot on the rear tailgate.Yeah wraps are tricky. I think people get caught up in their ego and or excitement in the designing the damn thing. Flashy is good but when the logo itself becomes almost lost in it all.. like you said - waste of money.
Completely illegible at a distance of maybe four or five car lengths. All the while, the rest of the comic artwork was quite easily seen across the freeway. Whoever commissioned that was obviously not thinking about where they wanted their business name to be seen. It was a waste of money.
I wish I had a picture. A truck had a wrap on it. Comic book themed, it was really sharp looking. Based on one of the dialogue bubbles, it must have been a roofing company. Unfortunately, the only place that appeared to have the business's name was a very small spot on the rear tailgate.
Completely illegible at a distance of maybe four or five car lengths. All the while, the rest of the comic artwork was quite easily seen across the freeway. Whoever commissioned that was obviously not thinking about where they wanted their business name to be seen. It was a waste of money.
I absolutely loathe texting. Why anyone would want to text back n' forth for 20 minutes when they can accomplish the same thing in a 5 minute phone call is far beyond me. Customers use to try that shit with me and it drove me nuts.
There have been numerous craftsman and salesman who have lost business with me because of their insistence on using texts.It was bloody painful.
I had a lawyer give me some very sound advice in the not too distant past. Get it in writing, but not in a text. I guess the "pressure" and "distraction" get people out of culpability when sending business texts. Plus, it will drop off the server it's delivered by within a few months at the longest.
Stalking is another matter, obviously.
It was bloody painful.
Random afternoon or evening and a text dings through.
"how much?" That would literally be the entire text.
At least it wasn't a solicitation for gay man love. That could have so gone there.
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With that band name, you were asking for that.It was for the chicks JUAN. THE CHICKS!
It was bloody painful.
Random afternoon or evening and a text dings through.
"how much?" That would literally be the entire text.
I would reply with.. "you'll have to elaborate"
Them - "per square foot. How much?"
Me - "That depends on what type of flooring you are looking at"
Them - "Laminate" "Good stuff"
Me - "A phone call would make this go much quicker, allowing us both to get on with our day" (my number)
That exchange would take about 15 minutes.
Phone may or may not ring and usually the person would turn out to be quite pleasant. Weird. :-\
Oh, but they did bother me with their socially inept inept interruptions.
They probably didn't want to ''bother'' you.
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Applying a two minute texting limit to all those I know. This should weed out the shitfucks from the legit. I will no longer tolerate any of it. Pick up the phone you fragile fucks and be done with it.
Is there such a thing as an auto reply text?Yes. It's called not responding.
In the shower a few hours ago I actually dropped the soap. --Paused-- ???
It was then that I was faced with the question on whether or not I could trust myself enough to not fuck myself enough.. :-\
Good Lord I'm a beast. :o
Spent much time in lockup? What about in France? I shudder to think other places you might have been where this threat existed...No prison or jail time.
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No prison or jail time.
Never been to France.
Nope. It's just that I can be very persuasive.. and I fall for it every time! :-[
This complex I'm in is a condo/Apartment complex. You can buy them at reasonable bloat. It is sort of tempting at times but there are no yards/lawns to mow and nurture. No scenery to personalize with giant rocks and cool thingamajigs to make perfect space and place for. There are no decks to build and certainly no sheds and fences to maintain.
That said, I have been nude on my patio..
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I appreciate your bustling location, I guess for a while it could be enjoyable... But you gotta be missing grass cultivation and perfection. 80127 used to have lots of land and big yards... Maybe a few more miles out of town will do it for you???That doesn't sound bad. Minus the tenant.
A prefab house over a poured concrete walkout basement with attached garages on both levels will do the trick. Rent a room out to supplement the income and you're set.
The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week. Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them. When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly.
Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?
When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly.
Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?
If they're doing short term rentals, the HOA might like that.Yip. Yup.
The people who own the condo next to me have let three obviously gay men (not that there’s anything wrong with that) stay there this week. Each of the men has a little pissant dog that they dress up when they walk them. When the men go out and leave the dogs inside, the dogs bark and howl constantly.
Should I get even by going serial killer on the dogs, or by practicing the tuba at 3AM?
Its not a rental nor AirBNB. Its friends of the owners. I don't want to be a racist homophobe.
Its not a rental nor AirBNB. Its friends of the owners. I don't want to be a racist homophobe.We can not have lukewarm conservatives Juan!
Its not a rental nor AirBNB. Its friends of the owners. I don't want to be a racist homophobe.
Its not a rental nor AirBNB. Its friends of the owners. I don't want to be a racist homophobe.
Its not a rental nor AirBNB. Its friends of the owners. I don't want to be a racist homophobe.
Problem solved - the men and their abused, outfit wearing dogs, have gone. I can just lie awake with insomnia at 3 rather than get out the tuba.
So long as they don't have crying, party dressed pissant dogs.
The crying and barking dogs are back. I think its tuba time. Or maybe even worse - soprano sax, which I make no claim to actually play.
Hope the dogs pissed everywhere. Serve the owners right, right?
I suppose the men are considering the dogs and the heat. I saw one walking his dog this morning, and the dog was wearing a little straw hat.
The crying and barking dogs are back. I think its tuba time. Or maybe even worse - soprano sax, which I make no claim to actually play.
Why wait for 3am. I'd say play as much as you like as long as you like, all day, with a preference to early am and late into the night. And around lunch and dinner time. Open all the windows facing them.
Hopefully they'll complain, ''oh, sorry, I was just tired of hearing the dogs barking - is that going to stop?'' you'll say very pleasantly.
There's a neighborhood somewhere that is hoping these dogs don't return.
I suppose the men are considering the dogs and the heat. I saw one walking his dog this morning, and the dog was wearing a little straw hat.
Falkie got angry at people who were speaking outside his door at noon.
Can I suggest contacting him and starting a support group?
So your plan is to annoy people in all the other units because dogs are barking during normal human awake hours?
That is some Grade A Karening.
Why?
What's your plan, listen to dogs yipping and yapping all day? Asking grossly inconsiderate people to be considerate?
Because tubas are being brought into the discussion!
I'm guessing everyone's annoyed already. I'd probably talk to all my friendly neighbors first, hear what they think.
See what happens when you stop for a second?
You come up with actual normal brained ideas... even if you have to add them after you have already gone off half cocked.
I look forward to reading your support for Falkie who is dealing with the same issue.
First time around I didn't think I needed to include the obvious.
But you did the second time?
Now here is where you pretend you added it because of my response which we both know would be a fib.
Yup, you shoulda thought this one over first, too.
But you did the second time?
Now here is where you pretend you added it because of my response which we both know would be a fib.
Yup, you shoulda thought this one over first, too.
Yes, that post was a response to yours. You can tell because I quoted your post in mine.
@Bart Ell I need a condo/Vera sitter for mid-October when I take my trip. Will you be in the area? Everything supplied and $50. per day.
Actually, Juan should take Vera while I'm gone. Gay dog problem solved.
Is she DTF?Well now you put me on the spot as I am forced to 'ASK' --- What does DTF mean?
If dogs can be gay I'm pretty sure that V is not. She's only 10 years old, Juan.
3. I don't know if the dogs are gay or not.
Problem solved - the men and their abused, outfit wearing dogs, have gone. I can just lie awake with insomnia at 3 rather than get out the tuba.
Well now you put me on the spot as I am forced to 'ASK' --- What does DTF mean?
If dogs can be gay I'm pretty sure that V is not. She's only 10 years old, Juan.
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This is me typing slower so you can follow - my response to your original post before you went back and added the extra line, Doggy Karen.
He didn't know he needed to at first but he went back and did it.
Makes sense!
See what happens when you stop for a second?
You come up with actual normal brained ideas... even if you have to add them after you have already gone off half cocked.
2. Trombones are made of brass and nickel which don't rust.
You're approaching Dumpster territory.
Is Falkie right, are you the same person? If so, it's a great troll - a slow-witted offensive gay man living in the Philippines as an alter ego, nice.
He also makes poor decisions when he's running out the door. #diedsuddenly #shitsandwich #stenchofhumiliation
What does DTF mean?
think bad Kenny G
You act like there is another kind.I meant to emphasize that I play bad Kenny G poorly. So, even worse. At least I don't squeak like a beginning clarinetist.
Half cocked.
I meant to emphasize that I play bad Kenny G poorly. So, even worse. At least I don't squeak like a beginning clarinetist.
Down to fornicate...So Bart wants to make love to Vera. That is what we've amassed out of all this?
So Bart wants to make love to Vera. That is what we've amassed out of all this?
Actually, Juan should take Vera while I'm gone. Gay dog problem solved.
Say, how many posters are there on this site, anyway? About eight?
Sure... if you spent the day sniffing gas.No. You want to fuck my dog. Sicko'
Down to 4.5
Gonna turn off the lights when there is just the 3 of me.
Down to 4.5
Gonna turn off the lights when there is just the 3 of me.
No. You want to fuck my dog. Sicko'
You seem to be trying hard to swing them arms around to get out of this one, Doggy Karen.
I didn't know I needed to but then I went back and did it.
Makes sense!
What, we're supposed to argue about what all I was thinking about when I posted something? With you refusing to be convinced? That sounds great, why don't you start another thread over it.
We have moved on to who gets to fuck the other bitch, Doggy Karen.
We have moved on to who gets to fuck the bitch, Doggy Karen.I am so glad you don't have any pets. Or kids.. Yeeesh
Um...there's no actual rust in a Rusty Trombone, cuz. Try Google, I ain't splaining this 'um. @TigerLily is mad enough at me as it is.
You knew I was going to have to look that up @HamsterMuscle . Now you are on double secret probation >:(
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I am so glad you don't have any pets. Or kids.. Yeeesh
Not half as glad as I am, Sparky.
I can't imagine being one of those losers who pays child support to have their daughter call another man daddy.
A black guy? Ugh Good point.
I can't imagine being one of those losers who pays child support to have their daughter call another man daddy.
Well then @TigerLily , you are certainly NOT going to want to look up a "Cleveland Steamer."
Wouldn't you rather it was me who broadened your sexual horizons rather than KSM or {{{ barf }}} PB?
Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!
Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!
Well. That may be so but I'm not going to ... EGADS!!!!!The Hot Carl might be more to your liking @TigerLily
Tried to play the first few parts of La Villa Strangiato and drew a blank after the first couple of sections. Tried again on autopilot and my fingers remembered. I need to get back into playing regularly.That's great! And yeah you should get back into it. @whoozit
That's great! And yeah you should get back into it. @whoozitLimelight was the first song I learned to play incorrectly. Eventually I figured out the little tricks Alex was using to make it sound better. @KSM
Only RUSH song I know (play) is Limelight coz of a cover band that once I fronted. I don't even know what songs are off of what albums with Rush, but I do like them.
I saw a video of a guy adding a boost gauge to his ancient Volvo, as he was walking out of the Harbor Freight, he walked by a car with a very famous license plate. Now, it could be a fake and maybe New York doesn't worry about front license plates, but if this is legit, we are talking Seinfeld famous...
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A guy bought a decorative plate off Amazon and slapped it on his vehicle in any of the dozens of states that don't require a front plate.
I had to double check to see if it was Falkie posting this.
Now this could be fake but, if it is legit, someone has a roadrunner plate!
Now this could be fake but, if it is legit, someone has a roadrunner plate!
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Now, it could be a fake
Legit if it is on this baby
Don't sell BOSS LADY short.
That’s what you get for
1. Patronizing a commie outfit like Starbucks
2. Actually drinking the horrible coffee Starbucks makes
You should know better.
I am seeing this just as you will be making that call, @KSM
My heart is with you.
Thank you.
Ended up being about a 7 minute call. A tad strained at times but fortunately her sister interjected just enough as a sort of buffer whenever she would sense that my words were becoming sparse. She (my long ago X in the hospice bed) managed to say three words. "You're wearing clothes" ::) ;D #Icebreaker
Fuck it's hot here.
Was her comment a joke or an observation? 😁😁😁The clothes thing was an observation but it did cause me to giggle so that helped from the beginning.
Gotta ask, did you request the call or was it from her end? Awkward?
The clothes thing was an observation but it did cause me to giggle so that helped from the beginning.
It was arranged by her sister and I. I have talked off and on with my X up until a month ago when things took a turn for the inevitable. She is the mother of my daughter so touching base one last time was in order.
Not awkward, thankfully. :D
How is your daughter handling the issue?
Racist, right?
Sure.Proof positive it's racist and even transphobe! Two passably sorta-white looking people, a man and a woman...
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At least Mexico is not smothering us with smoke.
Proof positive it's racist and even transphobe! Two passably sorta-white looking people, a man and a woman...
At least Mexico is not smothering us with smoke.
No, they're just smothering us with illegals and fentanyl as well as God knows what.
I am including me in the "US" because I am a good guy. A legal guy who doesn't smuggle drugs in his bum. @HamsterMuscle smuggles rodents that smuggle drugs inside their little furry bums into the country. That way, should they get caught, the rodent does the time and not Hammy. Quite the system he's got going there.
If the drugs leak, does that create a bum's rush?Twisting my words against me. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Twisting my words against me. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Your daddy used to smoke in the car with the windows up.It was too hot here to drive with the windows up.
He was trying to prepare you for this very moment but you have become soft.
Garsh. Scary stuff.
Bronny James, son of LeBron James, suffers cardiac arrest at USC basketball practice (https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/25/sport/bronny-james-cardiac-arrest/index.html)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/sex-mad-manatee-dies-after-30570738Pretty simple, really. Google knows that you're a gay marine mammal. You should be appreciative.
I'm not quite sure why I had a Google alert set for the words 'manatee sex brother' but this story popped up the other day and I thought I'd share it with you freaks.
Many people have trouble falling back asleep after waking in the middle of the night either for a bathroom visit or whatever. One of the most important things not to do is l00k at the clOck, especially if you have to get up early. Also, did you know that if you are just laying there in the night, still and quiet in the darkness, 1 hour of that is equal to 20 minutes of actual sleep.
You're welcome.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't watch The Birds.Now I'll watch it for spite. SPITE @Bart Ell
He was eying you because he was security? Don't sell yourself short, maybe he was just gazing upon your firm thighs. Pouting buttocks. Beefy chest and arms. Suspicious russet potato package. Maybe you're a real looker :-*
Later at the same mall, I come across a guy in suit slacks and a white shirt with a tie. He looks like he's from a Beastie Boys video with gray hair and a matching mustache that all look quite fake. He was eyeing me, I have a feeling he's security. Hahaha.
He was eying you because he was security? Don't sell yourself short, maybe he was just gazing upon your firm thighs. Pouting buttocks. Beefy chest and arms. Suspicious russet potato package. Maybe you're a real looker :-*
;D
Hahaha.
Maybe he knew I recognized him... Because I did. This was him.
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Hehehehehehehehe
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Hehehehehehehehe
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Man, what was going on at 2 in the morning at your place?
Man, what was going on at 2 in the morning at your place?
You guys are ass-crackin' me up. ;D
Now what ever happened to our happy little Hammy?Been gone for over a month now. Guess he got tired of trying to run certain members off the board and took his nonbinary dolly and went home? It's a shame coz when he's 'normal' he can be rather likeable. *shrug*
Been gone for over a month now. Guess he got tired of trying to run certain members off the board and took his nonbinary dolly and went home? It's a shame coz when he's 'normal' he can be rather likeable. *shrug*
..He'll be back.
Yeah, I had to kind of throw the baby out with the bathwater.
https://x.com/strangestmedia/status/1689851449067630592
I am disgusted and kind of impressed at the same time.
This may not be your cup of semen, but, @KSM ?
... In a Death From Above Only in Texas, I Don't Need No Rifle move.
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.
And that was just Mondays. :D
A great premise for vengeance.
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.
And that was just Mondays. :D
For years some prick has been snapping off branches from the trees and bushes in my front yard out by the sidewalk in the corner, and throwing it on the lawn. All this time I figured it was someone out walking that decided I don't trim them fast enough.
Today I come home and find they did it again, only this time there were also much larger branches in my yard further back by the gate to the backyard. Next to that same neighbor's yard.
I went over to have a chat. I see tools, clippings, and bagged cuttings on their patio, so clearly they'd been out doing a certain amount of trimming today. I could hear them inside, knock on the door, no answer. So back over the fence that stuff all went, in the driveway where they can't miss it. Better be the end of it.
Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient...
... Keep me/us posted, please. :D :)
I don't want to brag, but.. from grades 1 through 5 I got beat up at the bus stop by the neighbor boys while we waited for the school bus. I would then get beat up on the bus on the way to school by other kids. I would then get beat up randomly throughout the day during school. I would then get beat up waiting for the after-school bus to take us home. I would then get re-beat-up on the bus on the way back home. I would then get beat up as the bus drove away as the neighbor boys would finish their beatings from early that morning.
And that was just Mondays. :D
A great premise for vengeance.
I was over to my favorite coffee shop the other day. Outdoors, across from UC Berkeley. I work remotely so it's a great place to go to get out of the house for an hour or so at lunch time. There are a number of people there I'm either friends with or on friendly terms with. People are working, taking a break, studying, whatever, we aren't all sitting together.
Black guy I've never seen before sits down next to a friend of mine, friend says something, and the guy gets all huffy. It didn't look good, he goes inside to get a coffee and I go over and ask my friend what the hell.
He tells me all he did was offer to move a chair or something and thinks maybe the guy has a chip on his shoulder, didn't quite hear, and assumed something else.
Dude comes out, takes one look at me, and says something like ''I should have known you two were friends'', whatever that means, and moves elsewhere.
Friend and I talk a little longer, just catching up a bit on other stuff. Dude comes back all apologetic, etc.
I go back, sit down, another person I know near me wants to know what the hell, and someone else we know near my friend asks him the same thing. Black dude sees all this, goes over to clear the air again.
It was like someone going into a bar in rural Alabama, giving someone shit, and realizing they're all cousins, Lol.
Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient. Glad you threw it all back over the fence. Guy sounds like a Newsom voter. ;D
Keep me/us posted, please. :D :)
Heh heh heh.. Love it!
All still sitting in his driveway, right where I left it.
If he's trying to make me feel bad, it ain't working.
Dammit. Why do some people (women) poison perfectly good chocolate chip cookies with nuts and fucking oatmeal.
THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! THEY DO NOT NEED ANY HELP!! FUCK SAKES!!
And I'll say it again. These women also add nuts to brownies!
And it's inevitably walnuts. Let's get something that tastes a little better, and serve them on the side.Yes. Walnuts. They have their place but not with chocolate.
PQ brew. The perfect beer to match with clove cigarettes.
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Sure. How big you want it?Well, obviously you want some sperm on your chest. And in your hair. And in your dinner. What do I look like - some kind of sperm dispenser?
Well, obviously you want some sperm on your chest. And in your hair. And in your dinner. What do I look like - some kind of sperm dispenser?
You sicken me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whatta' ya' think @Peter Wyngarde ? Funny stuff, huh?
Laughing at your own jokes? You don't have Hillary about to piss all over Southern California!!!
I’m in the ER. I just passed a kidney stone. I think everyone should give it a whirl. It is a good time.Oh boy. Yikes. Happy swollen bleeding infected urethra day.
I’m in the ER. I just passed a kidney stone. I think everyone should give it a whirl. It is a good time.
Humm. Did some ancient person know something?Not sure what to make of that, but it's very interesting.
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Not sure what to make of that, but it's very interesting.
I think of it like those ancient star charts that show constellations , stars and planets that scientists have only recently discovered themselves. Somehow, an ancient culture saw that and only now can our technology show us that as well.GEESH! OK! FINE! I'll listen to the other Art Bell show. Now you're pestering me in here? My God Man! I can't take it anymore!!
GEESH! OK! FINE! I'll listen to the other Art Bell show. Now you're pestering me in here? My God Man! I can't take it anymore!!
Yeah it could be ancient star charts that show constellations.
Maybe you could find the show where that ancient star chart topic was discussed, I doubt it was a George sNoory-hosted episode.Peavey. Always hated their patented reverb springs that make a racket should you move ever-so-slightly the head or console.
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Peavy is now denying the George Lynch story about using prison inmates to make their gear. #IBelieveGeorge
Popovers are wonderful.
Well now you're just being silly. Do tell.Made some popovers tonight. I forgot how good they are.
Made some popovers tonight. I forgot how good they are.
Made some popovers tonight. I forgot how good they are.
Oh.. that would infuriate me. This has been going on for years? You've been patient. Glad you threw it all back over the fence. Guy sounds like a Newsom voter. ;D
Keep me/us posted, please. :D :)
Those branches are still sitting in his driveway. The leaves have dried up and turned brown.Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'
Last year someone called the City and complained because I hadn't cleared some leaves out of my yard fast enough (I had a repetitive stress keyboard injury and had to wait for that to heal up before doing yardwork). Now I have a good idea who that was.
If those branches I threw back over the fence aren't taken care of, should I call the City, lol?
Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'
Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.
God,I am ready to sue my HOA. I prepared a PDF file with password protection. I am forcing them to respond and act or I can use a legal maneuver to screw them. Alcoholic board member interfering.Looing forward to updates on that as well. My only complaint now is that they are allowing kids in the building, so now there's no way I would buy one of these suites. I love kids, but these are screaming little shits ruin pool time for others. Think it's only one family, but that's how it starts.
Looing forward to updates on that as well. My only complaint now is that they are allowing kids in the building, so now there's no way I would buy one of these suites. I love kids, but these are screaming little shits ruin pool time for others. Think it's only one family, but that's how it starts.
So they'd somehow, against all odds, managed to attain that nirvana of a child-free building, and some dipshit thought it would be a good idea to get some kids in there?
I'd start looking now. Tell the guy if you wanted to live around a bunch of kids you'd get married, move to suburbia, and have your own.
DOCTOR Jill Biden tests positive for covid. Because of course she does.
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Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'
Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.
Branches still there. Leaves a little browner.Are there any awkward moments where you're walking up/down your driveway, or getting out of your car while he's out there as well? @PB You know.. random shit encounters within shouting distance.
He's sure sticking it to me leaving them there like that. Maybe at some point they'll crumble into dust and blow back over the fence.
Are there any awkward moments where you're walking up/down your driveway, or getting out of your car while he's out there as well? @PB You know.. random shit encounters within shouting distance.
You can't just go and punch your neighbor. ;)
I've lived here 20 years and have seen him maybe 3 times. I'm not certain I could pick him out of a police lineup.
If I were to run into him, and ascertain his identify, the conversation would go something like this: ''Stay the fuck out of my yard, don't reach into my yard, cut any branches off at the property line - don't just reach as far as you can and snap them off, and don't throw your fuckin' trash into my yard. Make sense?'' Probably just about exactly like that.
I once helped his 100 year old mother when she came over and told me she locked herself out - he was on vakay in Mexico, good thing I was around. I helped him cut down a tree once, when I saw him and some friend (the brother in law?) out there - to make sure it didn't fall on my roof.
He's supposed to be a retired engineering professor from UC Berkeley, but seeing that tree project and some of the other things he's done, he can't possibly be an engineer.
His mother owns the house - she's Japanese and lived most of her life in Hawaii. From the one time I saw and talked to her I think she regrets selling her beautiful home, furniture, etc, and moving here. He's got a sister that lives around here somewhere that visits once in awhile, I wouldn't recognize her either. They're very nondescript.
He's got the same model red Ferrari in his garage as the Magnum PI car, never seen him drive it - I saw it when the housekeeper (possibly the sister?) locked herself out (fortunately the garage door was open, getting into the house from there was a snap) and once or twice since when the garage door was open.
That's about it.
But they keep quiet, so that's 99% of being a great neighbor.
All the working out, and exorcise, as well as great health practices from lemon water to olive oil to raw garlic could backfire. Also, having never been a sedentary person is not going to serve me well in 20 years when I'm still healthy as a horse with no end of life in store. Like how fucking long does this show have to go on for? I love life, but for fuck sakes man this could get ridiculous. Inside and outside, healthy as a 'horse' with no decline in the distant and foreseeable future..Have a cookie.
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Free solo rock climbing is really dangerous, isn't it?
Faulty parachute..?
Dropped off in the middle of the ocean!!
Have a cookie.
Have a cookie.Just 1? Ate 9. Still here. :-\
Just 1? Ate 9. Still here. :-\
How 'bout two of these babies with some Sweet Baby Ray's?Ugh :o
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1700495951532789922
How 'bout two of these babies with some Sweet Baby Ray's?
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1700495951532789922
Cooking rats, but selling fish tacos.
Didn't even cut the head off the rat or guinea pig or cat or whatever.Years ago a band I was in was asked to play a biker wedding on the outskirts of town. They supplied everything we could have wanted and even pre-paid for each of our individual transportation both ways as booze was plenty and on the house. And of course, all we could eat BBQ ETC. To condense this down I'll just say that as we were setting up the best man proceeded to kill the pig (pig roast) about 30 feet from the stage. The unfortunate creature went onto the rotisserie thing with head and all, and it made me think of Vlad The Impaler. I made eye contact with it several times that day as I swore off pork.
A man died over here a few months ago called Arthur Boyt, and he was famous for eating roadkill. He'd eat everything: badgers, foxes, otters. He liked Golden Labrador because he said it tasted like lamb.Driving from Washington to Colorado I saw some serious roadkill. Large stuff! Large and mashed up, unrecognizable. Species unknown :o Just 80-250 LBs of stinky flesh mound smeared into the landscape. Good Lord. Never saw any of that in Canada, just the smaller animals and of course pets that stray off the beaten path. I think the larger Canadian game might be a lot smarter than their brothers and sisters in America, coz you see them while driving but they're always alive and well off the highways. Not sure what Ol' Arthur would have done with this sort of roadkill.
All the working out, and exorcise, as well as great health practices from lemon water to olive oil to raw garlic could backfire. Also, having never been a sedentary person is not going to serve me well in 20 years when I'm still healthy as a horse with no end of life in store. Like how fucking long does this show have to go on for? I love life, but for fuck sakes man this could get ridiculous. Inside and outside, healthy as a 'horse' with no decline in the distant and foreseeable future..
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Free solo rock climbing is really dangerous, isn't it?
Faulty parachute..?
Dropped off in the middle of the ocean!!
Hehehe This place is great. Out in one of the common areas tonight where the main public grill is, there was a group of Asians cooking some sort of meat dish. They spoke nothing but Korean, but they had to be loud about it as if to get the attention from all of us beautiful crackers. I crackered myself up as I spoke up to ask if they would share any of their 'domestic pet' recipes. HAHAHAHAThe next time you are dealing with some call center located in bumfuckistan with some nitwit who speaks in that funny sing song odd cadenced english, ask them for their mother's recipie for broiled dog.
Oooh fuck. I can't believe how much I rule.
Getting a little uncomfortable with all the horse talk.. :-\
Hmmm. Healthy as a horse or hung like one? I've got this salami of a cock and a cirrhosis. The Curse of The Corps.
The next time you are dealing with some call center located in bumfuckistan with some nitwit who speaks in that funny sing song odd cadenced english, ask them for their mother's recipie for broiled dog.
While the shit economy and my much improved finances all happened about the same time, I guess it's just encouraging me not to spend any of my money...So you're tossing a load o' cash into CITBank?
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So you're tossing a load o' cash into CITBank?
Hmm.. My money is making me a whopping .8 right now. ;D
I need liquidity but not locally-held money. High yield savings accounts have been great. The only forward-looking issue is that online banking is moving towards digital currency.Looking at CitBank now. 5.05% on min 5k.
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.
Cutting collagen peptides and fish oil tablets out for several cans of sardines per week. Those little fish have it all, as well as the extra protein.
Ewww.
My brother buys his at the Dollar Store. Probably for the extra mercury. They stay in his truck when he visits.Sardines are very low in mercury. Safe to eat every day. I'll be doing 5 cans per week. They actually fall into the "superfood" category.
Smart, simple and tasty. That's my philosophy.Yup.
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.
I'm looking for suggestions.
I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.
I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.
I'm looking for suggestions.
I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.
I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.
I'm looking for suggestions.
I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.
I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.
Time for a new mixtape to annoy my annoying neighbors.
I'm looking for suggestions.
I would like to have an edgy Eddie Murphy "Raw"-type comedy show that's jam-packed with vulgarities, the "N" word and offensive topics. I want the vulgarity turned up to 11. One of my neighbors has decided to create a play space within an ear shot of a bedroom window. Their nonverbal three and four-year-old kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Has annoyed me enough.
I have a train wreck recording, but I want these kids to say horribly offensive things if they actually speak words around other kids.
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Weird. Don't ask, but within ten minutes of opening my eyes this morning, I was like 'I wonder if the branches and general shrubbery is still where he (you) threw it.'
Call the city! Two can play at that game. This is right up @sean92008 's alley too.
Today - just today - the branches have been picked up and I assume tossed into the green can.heh heh heh
I saw the brother-in-law's car in the driveway, possibly he's the one who cut and threw them into my yard in the first place and they waited for him to come back over and take care of it. Just speculating. I realize now he's the one I've seen do major pruning, etc, over there in the past, cutting back the heavily overgrown hillside behind their house, etc.
I'm sure there was plenty of time spent tut-tutting their ill- mannered neighbor and the audacity of throwing that stuff back into their yard. People tend to side with friends and family when hearing such reports, if they truly didn't know how obnoxious that was, they still don't.
... "ill-mannered neighbor"
Back in college, heading downstairs one evening, I slipped on the bottom step of the stairway on some ice someone had tracked in, stumbled, and broke the window at the bottom of the stairs. Cut my chin, got some stitches, and that should have been the end of it. The window was fixed, and they put a wooden plank across the middle of it.
I get a letter from the school with a $35 bill for replacing the broken window. I appeal, thinking that was a dumb, dangerous place for a window, it was their staircase that had the ice and snow on it, no handrails, etc. And they now had a barrier across it - presumably because it was dangerous. And besides, I didn't have the $35, and that was a lot of beer.
So I appeal. I go to this student run session with 2 or 3 other students appealing various fines. Each of them make their case, are ruled against, and it's my turn. They conclude I have to pay. ''Oh really'', I say. ''How about this: I pay for my stitches, you pay for the window, and I don't sue you for having this dangerous situation that could have ended much worse''. After needing a few days for deliberation, they agreed of course - I get a letter with each of our cases and the results, me being the only one having the fine overturned.
In that letter, for each of the appellants there was a short summary, the argument, and the result. Mine had that as well, except in the last part where they told the result, it said, quote, ''while we found Mr. ---- to be a rather unpleasant sort...''. Like I'm supposed to feel bad I didn't just fold like the others. I still have that letter.
I go home at the end of the quarter and find they've sent a copy to my home address as well, for my mom to read I suppose. Except where did they think I learned to fight back?
''A rather unpleasant sort''. Yeah I get that way when someone is trying to pull some BS. Except all I did was tell them what they were risking over $35, I wasn't unpleasant at all, just the message.
I got a chuckle out of "a rather unpleasant sort" Was @TigerLily on the board?
So PB. You were born unpleasant. I think you should have donated the $35 to the party fund. And quit whining about the stitches. I'm sure they helped add a ruggedly handsome cast to that otherwise bland face
So PB. You were born unpleasant. I think you should have donated the $35 to the party fund. And quit whining about the stitches. I'm sure they helped add a ruggedly handsome cast to that otherwise bland face
Oh, the irony.
heh heh heh
Well that took a while. The branches and trimmings must have been a dead mess by now. I'm betting that no further similar incidents occur.. "ill-mannered neighbor"
I think I was right, it's the brother-in-law. I've seen him do the heavy yardwork, and he was over there doing more yardwork the day the clippings I tossed back finally disappeared.
The old lady owns the house, and her son - who's older and apparently retired - lives with her. I've seen them 2 or 3 times in 20 years - their patio is one the far side of their house from me. The sister and BIL come over from time to time, not all that often. I see the cars because the driveway curves and takes up the front yard instead of going back.
So I see the BIL yesterday or the day before, but it wasn't until today I go out to my backyard, and over to the side yard next to theirs.
I find out that SOB threw a huge amount of clippings into my yard AGAIN, this time behind the side yard fence so I didn't see it from the street.
I just got back from dragging it all over there and spreading it out over his driveway. So he can't miss it.
He didn't come to the door, again. This time I left a note - legally allowed to trim up to the property line, don't reach over, don't throw it into my yard, in violation of trespassing, dumping, and since he won't come to the door if it happens again I'll have the police come out and explain it to him.
F this guy. When provoked PB can be a rather unpleasant sort.
Wow. This has gone to a whole other level now. I guess the police may actually have to be brought into it..
Based on what you've told me, I figured that was the last of it as you made yourself rather clear through your actions two weeks ago. And now this.. Have you been taking pictures? This has judge Judy dispute all over it.
'Born Unpleasant': PB - The Unauthorized Biography.
The front cover shows PB scowling at a homeless person. Currently available from the EllGab bookshop.
'Born Unpleasant': PB - The Unauthorized Biography.
The front cover shows PB scowling at a homeless person. Currently available from the EllGab bookshop.
Wow. This has gone to a whole other level now. I guess the police may actually have to be brought into it..
Based on what you've told me, I figured that was the last of it as you made yourself rather clear through your actions two weeks ago. And now this.. Have you been taking pictures? This has judge Judy dispute all over it.
Got a call from the lady who owns the place (I left my number on the note).
She told me she pays her SIL $75 hour to do the yardwork, that my rosebush and lemon tree were pushing on her fence, and that she and the SIL were upset I hadn't done anything about it. The daughter apparently told him not to throw the branches into my yard, but he did it anyway.
She told me I was the same sort of bum her son is, she told me the land was developed by Al Davis of the Raiders, that he'd done a cheap, shit job, that we are on an earthquake fault and that's affecting the stability of the fences, etc, etc.
I told her I see the plants from my yard, not hers, had no idea they were pushing the fence, and had sympathy for her situation. But it was against the law to dump it into my yard and I wasn't going to have it.
I told her I'd be happy to help her SIL with the bushes and to fix whatever was needed to be done supporting the fence. I guess that was ok, she hung up.
This is the same lady who locked herself out of her house, came over to use the phone but didn't really know what to do, and I called AAA to get her back in. I wonder if she remembers that.
Holy crap, this is getting juicier by the hour. LOL She hung up on you? ! She may remember your good AAA deed, but that doesn't matter to her type. Too bad you could just build an tire new fence between you and them. An 8ft wall with barbwire and traps.
I can't even see into their yard from mine, they are lower down on the hill and my plants screen them off entirely. Which is why I had no idea they were impacting the fence.I like reading these. It is not you that seems "unpleasant" in this particular case.
After talking to her, I went over and put all the clippings I'd thrown there into my green can. Filled it up completely. Took a half hour to cut them so they'd all fit. I don't want to give stress to a 90 year old lady with son and SIL like those two. My point was made.
If that SIL wants to give me any shit, I'll let him know he's the hired help and not there to stir up problems in the neighborhood. Then take his beer.
I like reading these. It is not you that seems "unpleasant" in this particular case.
LOL Take his beer?...
Today is my birthday and I don't know what to do with myself tonight. I am at the office now looking out the window at a Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, so that is a candidate for sure. They have a top shelf Scotch and Irish whiskey selection that goes far beyond your average eatery outlet. At $40 for a single of course. AND $60 for a single Johnny Walker Blue! :o These are Canadian prices! BIDEN!!!
What? @PolkaDot standing you up on your birthday? @TigerLily not calling you tonight for a special birthday struggle session? Argh! Time to put that Grinder ad up...
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Hahahaha
There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF! Been bouncing with them (separately) for about two weeks now and they're both the same. Don't know each other but from the same club or something. There can be no real constructive conversation like that. I'll take Vera to the steakhouse as a "comfort pet" or whatever those weaklings call them. Companion pet?
They just want someone to listen and not solve their problems for them...
Suggested "shh" line:
Before your pretty little jaw gets tired from all that yacking, suck me off before I lose my erection because you're insufferable, little darlin' bitch."
Uh. Give it a try... You're Canadian, they'll love it and you for it.
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There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF!...
...oh, happy birthday, Canuck.
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They think I'm from somewhere in the mid-west. Don't care enough to correct them. One is a dentist, shoving something in her mouth may prove to be quite satisfying. ::) :P
I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice.
I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice.Had her own practice in Tulsa. She doesn't have anything good to say about OK in general. She's got $$$.. that doesn't interest me. I'd rather rebuild on my own and do my own thing. My yards, my floors, my decks, ETC, mine. She can come over... on Thursdays.
Had her own practice in Tulsa. She doesn't have anything good to say about OK in general. She's got $$$.. that doesn't interest me. I'd rather rebuild on my own and do my own thing. My yards, my floors, my decks, ETC, mine. She can come over... on Thursdays.
She's got $$$.. that doesn't interest me. I'd rather rebuild on my own and do my own thing. My yards, my floors, my decks, ETC, mine. She can come over... on Thursdays.
When the economy is bad people skip preventive dentist appointments. I dated a dentist for 3 years. She happened to work with the orthodontist and his wife that got run over by his wife, who was also a dentist, in a hotel parking lot while his daughter was in the car. Look up Clara Harris, 2002.
All well and good but if she's squared away she isn't hitting you up for a new set of radials, compressor for the fridge or any of the other little day to day crisis's that pop up.
I've never met a poor Dentist. All things being equal there is your choice.
Do dentists have an unusually high suicide rate, or is that some urban myth?I'll ask her.. She's pretty fucking bubbly so perhaps she missed the suicide memo.
Do dentists have an unusually high suicide rate, or is that some urban myth?
What about eye Doctor's? I'd imagine that looking at eyeballs constantly might wig you out.
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Nah.. my bet's on pediatrists.
Hahahaha
There are other women. Two of them. But both of them talk constantly. They Don't! Shut! Up!! It's like WTF! Been bouncing with them (separately) for about two weeks now and they're both the same. Don't know each other but from the same club or something. There can be no real constructive conversation like that...
What? You aren't down with cutesy little Ballerina feet dude?
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There's a sardines joke in there somewhere.
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.Why @whoozit ? i was actually going to ask you to post a pic of your Epiphone Les Paul
If you can hold on... Try.Indeed.
I have sellers regret going back 30+ years and I can't play more than a few minutes at a time.
Why @whoozit ? i was actually going to ask you to post a pic of your Epiphone Les PaulJust some stuff medical going on where some cash would be helpful. I may sell a Strat and my Taylor acoustic. The Les Paul and my blue burst Strat will stay. @KSM
Indeed.
Just some stuff medical going on where some cash would be helpful. I may sell a Strat and my Taylor acoustic. The Les Paul and my blue burst Strat will stay. @KSMAhh, I hope you and yours are ok.
Oh Lord that's awful. I had no idea.
Just bought sardines.
I may have to sell a couple of guitars and I’m sad.
As long as you keep your bikes. Good luck with everything.Bikes are are safe and ridden regularly.
https://www.ibtimes.sg/nebraska-mortuary-worker-accused-having-sex-life-sized-sex-doll-deceased-persons-home-71967
This story is uncomfortably close to home for one EllGabber who shall remain nameless. Isn't that right @Walks_At_Night ?
https://www.ibtimes.sg/nebraska-mortuary-worker-accused-having-sex-life-sized-sex-doll-deceased-persons-home-71967
This story is uncomfortably close to home for one EllGabber who shall remain nameless. Isn't that right @Walks_At_Night ?
Damn things should be outlawed. no end of trouble with them. Now it probably has to be stored as evidence.
Instead of wuffing the gross ones cold out of tin cans, try grilling fresh ones.
When you make it over to Spain, Portugal, Italy, south of France, or sail boating between Greek islands, you'll know just what to order at seaside cafes.
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At her behest I am meeting the dentist lady tomorrow at 3pm for lunch, followed by happy hour at 5. She's not much of a drinker so I'm not sure what that's about.. I don't want it to go on for over 3 hours. Done by 6 am I. I have a football game to get to. She's delightful but also extremely chatty and for fuck sakes I can only take so much.
6 PM man. 6 PM. Your guy has been activated. There is an outside chance that he plays.Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!
https://www.si.com/nfl/jaguars/gm-report/jaguars-sign-nathan-rourke-to-active-roster-amidst-trevor-lawrence-injury
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!
... It will plant a subliminal message.
Fuck. I think that game starts at 6 your time. 5 here. Amazon prime records so I can start it a little later if need-be. Or I could cancel the date like a good man would in order to watch in real time like a civilized person who's civilized in a civil football watching society that's civilized!
I had no idea pillows could be washed.
I had no idea pillow washing has been going on in my house for the 15 years I have been shacked up with Bairyn.
6:15 your timeYou are right @GravitySucks I checked as well. Cancelled my date with the dentist. She was as understanding as she is lovely.
Huh. Who knew? Mrs. WAN is one of the world's great pillow thrower outers.HAHAHA That cracked me up. Has that ever been said like that before? I think Not!
You are right @GravitySucks I checked as well. Cancelled my date with the dentist. She was as understanding as she is lovely.
HAHAHA That cracked me up. Has that ever been said like that before? I think Not!
Huh. Who knew?
At her behest I am meeting the dentist lady tomorrow at 3pm for lunch, followed by happy hour at 5. She's not much of a drinker so I'm not sure what that's about.. I don't want it to go on for over 3 hours. Done by 6 am I. I have a football game to get to. She's delightful but also extremely chatty and for fuck sakes I can only take so much.
A lot of dentists around here work four days and take Fridays off.She owned her own practice. Retired early. She works two days a week in a cool little boutique clothing store just get out of the house. She likes it.
This may be her Fri nite.
She owned her own practice. Retired early. She works two days a week in a cool little boutique clothing store just get out of the house. She likes it.
Then she’s not a fucking dentistIf she plays her cards right maybe I'll be fucking dentist.
If she plays her cards right maybe I'll be fucking dentist.
who's to say.. :-\
If she plays her cards right maybe I'll be fucking dentist.
who's to say.. :-\
Maybe she stockpiled some nitrous
You chose football over footsies…
She is awfully perky and talkative.
Well, I suspect that I may have screwed it up with a facebook post this afternoon. She's a lefty.. they all are now.
"Leftism is the complete abandonment of common sense and logic" "What the fuck ever happened to logic!?"
Fine. I don't like her nose.
Huh. Who knew? Mrs. WAN is one of the world's great pillow thrower outers. Just about get the sombeech broke in and Zip! Gone.
What on earth do you do with them? Actually, don't tell me... I've just had lunch.
The She shipped out the rest of my stuff...
... And the liberal dentist is longer speaking to me.
Sorry about your things, in hindsight shouldn't have left them. Can you cause enough of a nuisance that it all gets reimbursed/replaced?In hindsight yes, I shouldn't have left so many things behind, but I was of the assumption that there may be a reconciliation. I brought all the main favorite things with the exception of the aforementioned items and my gym equipment. That stuff needs a minimum 400 SQ-FT area. I've already re-stocked and replaced most of what I lost in the gym. Not paying 7K to have all that shipped out.
What did you say to her?
Sorry about your things, in hindsight shouldn't have left them. Can you cause enough of a nuisance that it all gets reimbursed/replaced?
What did you say to her?
Other than the obvious anger and issues about missing items aside, what does @KSM expect when he tells awomanliberal dentist that he'd rather watch men grabbing each other and rolling around on the ground over giving her the opportunity to receive the seed of life (and the satisfaction and fulfillment of pleasing an alpha male) in one of her orifices?
He really needs to go misogynistic and just say it out loud but she wants to hear... "Tonight, all I want to do is ejaculate into you, you can hold my beer while I watch football." @KSM takes that tack, he'll have that atheist snowflake Marxist thanking God... or crying out to him.
I once asked an atheist about her conversion to religion... That was the last time I was given the privilege of her soaking my bed and nearby carpeting.
Since @KSM is a much healthier and likely much younger creature, I think he can get away with that line if he should so be motivated to ask it.
Sucks big time about the tools.In this place all packages and mail are placed in lockers. These lockers average about 18" - 24". If they shove my bride in there I can't say that she'll be all that happy by the time I get to her. And think about her spine!! By God she'll be a damned pretzel, and I draw the line at pretzel women!
As far as the Dentist? Meh. Just order an Israeli.
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... What did I say to her: I simmered down to a calmer head before lashing out in order to get the guitars out here safely...
All good information, but what did you say to the dentist that is no longer speaking to you?
All good information, but what did you say to the dentist that is no longer speaking to you?Oh, you want to know what I said to the dentist..
Oh, you want to know what I said to the dentist..
Nothing out of the ordinary, but she thinks I'm a "Trumper" and she's a lib. She had posted a picture of the beautiful Aspen trees on her property and I commented that "aspens are staunch conservatives".
Think about it. Go in a red pussy, never go in a cold blue one...The libs are.. well... liberal in other areas beyond politics. 8)
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Meh, watch a movie, get a handjob, have a whiskey and play guitar after she leaves, which would be shortly after. Call her later to see if she wants to meet for a late lunch the following Thursday.
You can save her man...........
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You can save her man...........Meh..
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Meh..
Can you give me a tall athletic Nordic blonde who likes to argue and boink? It's a rare thing for this guy to go for the Asians and their lot. Basically, give me Hitler's dream prototype Nazi-bitch!
I GottaFuckinBuildShit, Man!
Stuff needs building. Look at this abortion.
Stuff needs building. Look at this abortion.
... only to learn my Spirit Animal is a damned deer:
See? All the cool guys are Snakes and Bears...
See? All the cool guys are Snakes and Bears. Me? Deer! Sheesh. Imagine my embarrasement.,
Gentle, peaceful nature
Innocence, purity
Being sensitive and intuitive
Feeling vulnerable, defenseless
Fearful tendencies
Awful..........
Answered a butthole full of stupid questions only to learn my Spirit Animal is a damned deer:
https://www.spiritanimal.info/spirit-animal-quiz/
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I love listening to neighbors really argue. I hope they kill each other. Better yet, I hope they may injure each other so seriously that they have to both have to sell their homes and live in an assisted care facility while they recover to later serve their prison terms.
This would solve so many issues. As for stray bullets, I've got a couple of other neighbors that need similar outcomes. And if it's not the neighbors, it's their kids...
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My dinner was better than yours @everyone
My dinner was better than yours @everyoneYou'll have to elaborate.. @whoozit
You'll have to elaborate.. @whoozit
For Thanksgiving next Thursday, I have decided on a big juicy pork roast with gravy, mashed Yukon Gold tatoes, brussel sprouts steamed in a chicken broth reduction with diced thick cut smoked applewood bacon. The bacon and sprouts after the chicken broth has all but vanished is a wonderful thing.
OH! I'll pick myself up a hunk o' chocolate cake for afterwards.
You'll have to elaborate.. @whoozitI made Steak au Poivre with a nice filet, roasted green beans and a baked potato with butter and sour cream. @KSM
For Thanksgiving next Thursday, I have decided on a big juicy pork roast with gravy, mashed Yukon Gold tatoes, brussel sprouts steamed in a chicken broth reduction with diced thick cut smoked applewood bacon. The bacon and sprouts after the chicken broth has all but vanished is a wonderful thing.
OH! I'll pick myself up a hunk o' chocolate cake for afterwards.
I made Steak au Poivre with a nice filet, roasted green beans and a baked potato with butter and sour cream. @KSMAhh, ok, I'll except that. MMmm
Too bad there won't be a dentist there too see if you're practicing proper oralTalked to her last night for the first time in weeks. I think it best that we just be friends. I could invite her over for the dinner though.. but man she's a lil whacky and can talk and talk and talk. I may regret the invite and long for solitude.caretechniques.
Too soon?
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks. Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks. Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.
Flying out to Vegas tomorrow for a couple of weeks. Maybe I’ll drive over to Pahrump and set off some firecrackers.
If whores are not your thing I recommend this place.
Go during the day.
Go every day.
and if whores *are* your thing, bring 'em along!I may suck it and see. I still hate airports.
I hate flying west. Trapped in discomfort for another 2.5 hours. I can’t imagine flying to the other side of the planet. At least dinner at In-N-Out awaits.
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner. The list of repairs is growing. And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.They have you as ShayP's family did to him during such holidays. You can say "NO" at some point.
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner. The list of repairs is growing. And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner. The list of repairs is growing. And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.
So I am lured to Vegas for my fathers 80th birthday and to spend Thanksgiving with extended family in for the party. So far I have hung curtains, fixed a bathroom ceiling fan, fixed an electrical outlet and been told I’m cooking Thanksgiving dinner. The list of repairs is growing. And no one has bought me In-N-Out yet.
Thursdays for me are really easygoing days with little or no particular responsibilities.
Woke after a nine hour slumber.
Laid there (with Vera ::) ) and navigated through my TV folder and somehow settled on Newhart! Season 3! Five episodes before I got up and moving. It was bliss.
Sometimes I wonder what ever became of the two Daryl's.
I don't really need to do any of that. So.. 8)
Oh I think that you do. C'mon and be like your Big Brother WAN.Ok, I'll get a hair cut. I will let you know which hair I cut.
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Cassandra is being extra bitchy today..............
"every time I think I'm out, they pullll me back in"
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How would that work? Paid in advance? Cash, under the table?He and a few others that he is partnered with buy up places and rent them out short term, like I used to do. It would be fully legit, and if I do it, I'll bid really high and keep it at arm's length rather than become one of them. A legit contractual agreement rather than cash - not messing around with under the table doings. They're reaching out to me.. not me to them. Any sort of group they have as a renovations crew is likely a gaggle of dudes looking to make beer money.
Discounted house?
He and a few others that he is partnered with buy up places and rent them out short term, like I used to do. It would be fully legit, and if I do it, I'll bid really high and keep it at arm's length rather than become one of them. A legit contractual agreement rather than cash - not messing around with under the table doings. They're reaching out to me.. not me to them. Any sort of group they have as a renovations crew is likely a gaggle of dudes looking to make beer money.
I've met two of three of them. I like them, but my gut doesn't.
I've met two of three of them. I like them, but my gut doesn't.
The old gut ain't wrong too often.
I reset some parameters of my visit and am enjoying some time off from cooking.
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It used to be that Miss Universe was an unattainable, beautiful woman men wanted to leave a load in... Now, Miss Universe is a crackwhore that you'd go to for a $5 blowjie...
Everyone who made history at Miss Universe 2023: Married women, moms, plus-size and trans contestants...
Dude. Cardinal rule; keep your feet far away from everybody else's vision. Not cool.Give your balls a tug and settle down.
That said, I hope you enjoy yourself.
Give your balls a tug and settle down.
Your hand must be tired from all the fapping.
Well both hands, if you must know :o
Well both hands, if you must know :o
No feet as requested by @KSM
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by @KSM
I signed up to "X" the other night and X'd once. What did I X? "X1" meaning of course that it was my very first entry.
And now this... WTF Elon!
I signed up to "X" the other night and X'd once. What did I X? "X1" meaning of course that it was my very first entry.
And now this... WTF Elon!
Hahahaha.
he heh heh.. glad you got a kick 'oot 'o that. The period at the end adds a nice touch, a little salt on the wound.
I don't know what hours highschool kids keep these days, but whenever I go to my local Kroger for a quick grocery pick-up they're all over the place. They have their backpacks and school stuff, and my visit times vary, but no matter what time I go they're everywhere! GO THE FUCK TO SCHOOL!!! What is this?
Damn annoying fuckfaces!
We weren't even allowed to leave campus until classes were over. Of course people did, with Tom-Tom Burgers being across the street.@PB Well, Tom Tom anything is a lot better then Bart Bart anything.
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Just checked, apparently it's now Tom-Tom Espresso. Are they still allowed to call it Tom-Tom anything?
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@PB Well, Tom Tom anything is a lot better then Bart Bart anything.
Ok, that made me laugh. What are you mad at Bart about, anyway?
Just checked, apparently it's now Tom-Tom Espresso. Are they still allowed to call it Tom-Tom anything?
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I don't know what hours highschool kids keep these days, but whenever I go to my local Kroger for a quick grocery pick-up they're all over the place. They have their backpacks and school stuff, and my visit times vary, but no matter what time I go they're everywhere! GO THE FUCK TO SCHOOL!!! What is this?
Damn annoying fuckfaces!
Christmas Peeps?
No.Fucking.Way.Is.That.Acceptable.
Even if they come in peppermint?
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Bought more sardines.
Bought more sardines.
While I was at Costco, I saw something referred to as boneless and skinless sardines. I would hope that all were boneless and skinless, gross!Do NOT fall for the boneless skinless ploy. You lose out on so much without the bones and skin. That's where all the collagen is, amongst other goodness. I have stopped buying protein powder as well as collagen powder since going sardine heavy (can a day) I was spending $100 a month on the two powders and now I spend $18 per month on sardines in water. Ahh, and let us not forget that I no longer buy fish oil capsules. Sardines, like whole eggs, are a superfood.
I thought we were buying and barbequing actual fish?Gavin won't let me in to Cali.
Do NOT fall for the boneless skinless ploy. You lose out on so much without the bones and skin. That's where all the collagen is, amongst other goodness. I have stopped buying protein powder as well as collagen powder since going sardine heavy (can a day) I was spending $100 a month on the two powders and now I spend $18 per month on sardines in water. Ahh, and let us not forget that I no longer buy fish oil capsules. Sardines, like whole eggs, are a superfood...
Chewing them is also a natural contraceptive, so, more savings.
Do NOT fall for the boneless skinless ploy. You lose out on so much without the bones and skin. That's where all the collagen is, amongst other goodness. I have stopped buying protein powder as well as collagen powder since going sardine heavy (can a day) I was spending $100 a month on the two powders and now I spend $18 per month on sardines in water. Ahh, and let us not forget that I no longer buy fish oil capsules. Sardines, like whole eggs, are a superfood.
Gavin won't let me in to Cali.
Are sardines in oil in natural fish oil or some kind of added veggie oil? Where do you get sardines at that price?@JUAN In water (you pay extra for oil) I prefer water because I sometimes doubt the "oil" they use. I get them in packs of 18 for less than $20 (amazon) I go through almost two packs a month. Vera likes em' too!
... Since 2001 I have preselected a song that plays precisely at midnight that brings it all in and sets a theme for the year, but I even forgot to do that!...
For 2024, ''no stop signs, speed limits...''As much as I dislike that song, that is a great line.
As much as I dislike that song, that is a great line.
I'm in a really foul-ass mood today. Not sure what's up, but I'm damn nasty.
Ya' buncha fucksticks!
Fuck right back at ya!Back at me as in you're grumpy as well, or that I! am a "fuckstick"? I don't feel fucksticky.. but who's to say.. :-\
Back at me as in you're grumpy as well, or that I! am a "fuckstick"? I don't feel fucksticky.. but who's to say.. :-\
I am grumpy as well. Not as bad as you, I'm sure, but I have my reasons...POOR BABY YA WANT YER BUBBA?
POOR BABY YA WANT YER BUBBA?
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B-cup, brown areola. No silicone (internal or external).
You bring sex-booby-sucking type stuff into an otherwise innocent bad mood conversation between two tragicasshoundsadults. I was sticking within social confides that make for adult bad mood talk but you, Mr. California, cannot play within proper parameters!
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WHATCHA GOTTA SAY NOW BIG BOY!
If you're into ass play, I think you have many more opportunities than I do!LOL The dentist? She's long gone. I even unfriended her on shitbook.
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This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.
crappy
This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.
crappy
This is damn weird. I have a zit within my bottom lip. Feels like a fat lip, like when you get punched - and I have not been punched. It sucks. Not something one can pop, it just stays there as I run my teeth over the swollen part of the lip. A certain amount of discomfort coz it sort of hurts.
crappy
Remember the dentist? Maybe she gave you the gift that keeps giving...
Chop the zit it out with an x-acto knife. Problem solved and good to go.What if it's a herpe? Oh no. I can't be one of those guys. I'll have to buy a van!
What if it's a herpe? Oh no. I can't be one of those guys. I'll have to buy a van!
They're also good for stomping roaches in corners.
I have never worn cowboy boots.
They seem to be footwear for short people who want to cheat their way taller.
Also for city pickup truck owners.
Agree to a degree. When a 5'5 guy wears boots of any style it becomes glaringly obvious that they are heightening. I see tall guys wearing boots too, but when they wear them they're just wearing boots.
They seem to be footwear for short people who want to cheat their way taller.
🎶 Goodbye yellow-striped gum 🎶
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I watched a single video ages ago about a plane crash, now I am being offered up tons of videos critiquing the person who crashed. TNflygirl was a YouTuber, TikTok or Onlyfans something or other. Apparently she was a shit pilot. So all I get to see are these critiques about how she posted a video and didn't know where she was going, was going north instead of south, etc. Interesting stuff, but I'm not a pilot. I guess she pressed her luck with one too many times. Her father would fly with her and he was basackwards as well.
... The seller was asshurt and used all sorts of poor spelling in his Falkie-like rant. So I sent a link to the proper OEM item item and I got a reply saying he couldn't read what I wrote him...
You weren't speaking his language. Try sending him a note full of misspellings, poor punctuation, random rants, non sequiturs, exaggerations, self-aggrandizement, and rambling.
I went without cable for several years. This year at the beginning of college football season I investigated and found the cheapest was to get the most games was to go back to 125 channels of cable. Now that the season has ended, I've been looking around and have a couple of observations.
1. The Oak Island adventure/investigation/scam must still be raking in the bucks without finding anything.
2. Chumlee has lost a lot of weight.
Comcast
I went without cable for several years. This year at the beginning of college football season I investigated and found the cheapest was to get the most games was to go back to 125 channels of cable. Now that the season has ended, I've been looking around and have a couple of observations.
1. The Oak Island adventure/investigation/scam must still be raking in the bucks without finding anything.
2. Chumlee has lost a lot of weight.
But I'd still have to pay the Comcast blood suckers $100 a month for an internet connection. Add the $60 and I'm above what I pay now.Yeah that's the thing. There are internet hot spots that some people use as opposed to having a home internet connection, but I have no idea how that works. That sleepy Moustafa guy that got fired (episode 1) ;D used a hot spot that he rented for a few dollars per 3 months from the library. Again, don't know how it works but he had basically free internet according to him.
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A bunch of poor San Diego neighborhoods flooded after the recent torrential rains...
Those are areas that normally wouldn't flood, if the storm drains weren't full of garbage...
A bunch of poor San Diego neighborhoods flooded after the recent torrential rains...;D
Those are areas that normally wouldn't flood, if the storm drains weren't full of garbage.
Self-determination. Mommy government needs to do everything for them. Government toilet paper is next.
I am receiving emails to my business email from up north to bid on projects. Big ones too like the commercial jobs we were doing before I left. I'm not bidding on them from down here but these are potential quotes that would range from 120K - 145K. I still have most of my tools and could theoretically bid on and be awarded the contracts and actually do the jobs. Would need my two dudes for such an undertaking but I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't considered such a thing. Sounds good on the surface..
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Sure, if they suck, well then you have another problem..
Why is Heather's show still listed for?
Why is Heather's show still listed for?
Why is Heather's show still listed for?
Where does Coast rank on the quack medical show list?
... Dr. Laura...
I wonder if Tommy ever wishes he was stillaliveworking on her show?
Lol, autofill gave me still ''alive'', and I couldn't resist leaving it in..
Toby Keith fans are complaining that Yoko Swifto has not made any statement on his passing.
I couldn't identify a song either one of them did.Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
He used to have these awful bars- we had a set of friends that LOVED going to the one here in Denver. It was hell, and I grew up going to country bars...this was something all together more annoying. You would have loved how annoying it was @PB . You definitely missed out.
I've had to spend a lot of time laying around lately. It makes me want to redo the master. I just found these gems-
https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091 (https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091)
https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131# (https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131#)
And hey, it's on sale... :o
And this wall paper on an accent wall...
https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style (https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style)
now to find four large rectangular wall mirrors for the wall...
I'm thinking grass cloth in the adjoining bathroom...
I've had to spend a lot of time laying around lately. It makes me want to redo the master. I just found these gems-
https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091 (https://www.arhaus.com/products/miller-open-nightstand?variant=42195687506091)
https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131# (https://www.arhaus.com/products/polanco-bed?variant=42845867049131#)
Where is the wood sourced from?
There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...
Where is the wood sourced from?
There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...
Quality! Plus, if you haven't noticed- I'm kinda expensive to keep around (but worth it).
And this wall paper on an accent wall...
https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style (https://mitchellblack.com/products/plume-royal-jade-julianne-taylor-style)
now to find four large rectangular wall mirrors for the wall...
I'm thinking grass cloth in the adjoining bathroom...
Where is the wood sourced from?
There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...
OMG that would all go perfect with a hula girl night lamp
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OMG that would all go perfect with a hula girl night lamp
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Agreed...I generally like the woods and carpentry that come out of Mexico and the Amish stuff done up north and back east is really lovely if you don't mind waiting for it, it's well worth it. I like to get expensive pieces that I plan to keep and then upcycle/redo stuff that I'm feeling trendy on.
Where is the wood sourced from?
There are a million recycled wood furniture makers, especially hardwood pallet recyclers. Local artisanship... Just sayin'...
Do you know how to read?
Hmmm...this has me thinking...I have this beautiful glass top table I had made by a local guy about 15 years ago. It's kind of a stacked cubist thing. I had found this amazing solid wood table that I just didn't want to dish out the coin for- I mean kitchen tables get beat to shit over time- anyway, he made me the table in walnut veneer instead of solid. You'd never guess (unless you have to move it). It has held up beautifully and is a very striking piece. Maybe I should reach out to him and see what his take would be on the bed. I'm not sure if I'm digging the platform style anyway....
Thanks @sean92008 !
Dear lord. ::)
Who let @PB out of his cage? Bart!!! Anyone?
God damn it. Fine, I'll go get the cattle prod. >:(
@PolkaDot, you have exquisite taste I just posted that for laffs.
In my haste to get to bed last night I managed to completely butcher the spelling of Ufology with Ufolofy last night.
There is much ridicule to be endured.
Yes, we were all snickering about you on the private 'kool kidz only' thread. Walks was laughing so hard he soiled himself. Again. I believe damon used the expression 'lameass motherfucker', although he was roundly censured by the rest of the group and the minutes of the meeting were amended so it now reads 'spastic cheesedick' instead. I lobbied hard for it so don't think I'm not quietly working away in your interests.
😁. At least there were no screenshots that we know of.Heh heh heh.. my small and oh-so occasional transgression is nothing compared to some of the overlooked atrocities I see throughout these pages.
Heh heh heh.. my small and oh-so occasional transgression is nothing compared to some of the overlooked atrocities I see throughout these pages.
Oh, wait, did you mean nude screenshots? "I was young, I needed the work" :-[
Where is @whoozit ?
Just pressed play on my huge Art Bell library that is set to random and all the sudden Art is talking about and soon after to @TigerLily
9/24/15 MITD
Does she sound as ancient and cat-lady-ish as we all suspect?LOL no, she sounds quite nice. But she's talking to Art so she is on her best behavior.
Does she sound as ancient and cat-lady-ish as we all suspect?
Are you another Warren Cuccurullo?Is he hot?
Is he hot?
Asking for a friend.
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@PolkaDot Here Dot. Enjoy a Jacked Russell
Felt like I wanted pancakes this morning. Didn't have any pancake mix. Walked over 600 ft to the McDonalds and got myself a double sausage hotcakes n' sausage.
While waiting for the dude to come to the counter to take the order I was asked (I honestly couldn't tell what gender this person was) "Can you please buy me a sandwich, I don't have any money" I replied "no" as I rolled my eyes. He/she walked away back to the table. While giving my order I added on a sausage mcmuffin at the last second before the guy rang it all in. I still don't know whether or not I'm pissed off at myself or not. At least they asked for food and not money. That must have been it.
The pancakes sucked and now my tummy hurts.
yuck
1:56 a.m. INice picture. Life size on my huge monitor. :Dcan'twon't get ready for bed because my medicine-dependent cat needs a warm lap. He groansnores too. Cute. I can't take away the warmth and comfort.
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Nice picture. Life size on my huge monitor. :D
Vera's actual birthday tomorrow. 11!
Thank you. Does Petco have a birthday club? 🙄🙄🙄She hasn't really met any of the neighbors but she can sure see them all through the giant 14' windows across the front. She growls and
How is she getting along with the neighbors?
She hasn't really met any of the neighbors but she can sure see them all through the giant 14' windows across the front. She growls andpeoplepuppy watches. I have ordered a doorway gate so I can have the door open while keeping her in of course. Could be interesting...
Probably not necessary, but maybe it would be a good idea to re-register her chip information so that they can find you.Chip in Vera? Mark of the beast for Vera? ;D
Chip in Vera? Mark of the beast for Vera? ;D
You didn't name her Satan... and she doesn't belong to one of those weird cult churches... Does she?Satan is her maiden name.
Satan is her maiden name.
that sounds like a song title...OOoooh yeeeaaah
OOoooh yeeeaaah
Today's the day and she's just lying there! Like WTF? On my birthdays I'm charged up and ready to kill! But her? :-\
Where is @whoozit ?I’m still alive! Life just got a bit distracting for a while.
She's doing her pitbull impersonation. All nice, then her Cujo moment will come. You'll be playing guitar like Big Toe any dayLOL The big toe guy! He's a drunk!
I’m still alive! Life just got a bit distracting for a while.Ahhh hello.
LOL The big toe guy! He's a drunk!
What is wrong with this picture?
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I met someone today who told me her visa application to China was rejected on ''religious grounds''.
A typical, white teenager from London. I thought she was going to tell me she was Jehovah's Witness, had been to a rally for Tibet or something, but no - the only think she could think of was that her date of birth is 04-04-2004, the number 4 being too close in pronunciation to the word 'death' in Cantonese, and therefore the most unlucky number in China. She got into HK and Singapore ok. They probably did her a favor.
Oh man I never get visas ahead of time, get them at the embassy in the country you're leaving for entry in the next day or two. It's always easier away from central command.
I wonder if Jesus had a large prick.
Peter had him beat.
Kinky.
Lot of that going around.
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Look at that pleasure finger!Get on your Bad Pleasure Finger and ride?
Get on your Bad Pleasure Finger and ride?