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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #180 on: October 17, 2018, 04:57:33 PM »
Partying the night before with Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Ron Jeremy and Heidi Fieiss, brothel owner Dennis Hof, 72, is dead.  Location of death: Nye County.  Jeremy found his body.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6283331/Bunny-Ranch-brothel-owner-Dennis-Hof-dies-aged-72-just-weeks-general-election.html

Damn, late to the scene I see.  Oh well, I'll leave my post.

I heard anti-tax Conservative Grover Norquist and Flava Flav was there as well.

If I was stuck at a party with these group of people, I would envy death.  ;D


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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #181 on: October 17, 2018, 06:42:12 PM »
I heard anti-tax Conservative Grover Norquist and Flava Flav was there as well.

If I was stuck at a party with these group of people, I would envy death.  ;D
Nye County has to be the weirdest place around. Was this party a reality show of some sort?  Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Ron Jeremy, Heidi Fieiss, Grover Norquist and Flava Flav?


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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #182 on: October 17, 2018, 07:46:11 PM »
Nye County has to be the weirdest place around. Was this party a reality show of some sort?  Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Ron Jeremy, Heidi Fieiss, Grover Norquist and Flava Flav?

What is weird about that?  I had that crew over last weekend plus Jack Nicklaus................    All you had over was dead yellow jackets.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #183 on: October 17, 2018, 08:07:38 PM »
What is weird about that?  I had that crew over last weekend plus Jack Nicklaus

I don't buy it.
You couldn't handle a cornish hen, there is no way you could handle looking at Heidi Fleiss.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #184 on: October 17, 2018, 08:09:51 PM »
I don't buy it.
You couldn't handle a cornish hen, there is no way you could handle looking at Heidi Fleiss.

Lions Fan.  I come prepared.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #185 on: October 17, 2018, 08:10:52 PM »
^^^^ and no.  I am not sure why I have saggy boobs for a nose

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #186 on: October 17, 2018, 08:11:28 PM »
Lions Fan.  I come prepared.

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Again, not buying it.
A true Lions fan would never take that off their own head to put it on the head of someone else.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #187 on: October 17, 2018, 08:16:34 PM »
What is weird about that?  I had that crew over last weekend plus Jack Nicklaus................    All you had over was dead yellow jackets.
Ha, yeah. But it was rainy and those celebrities are so fickle. I plan to party with Brittany after F-1 soon. Afterparty, apparently Sensation Black throw-back theme. Not sure what I'm getting into. Bruno is not invited back due to some incident. Guy can't handle his molly or Krug.

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« Reply #188 on: October 17, 2018, 08:22:46 PM »
Again, not buying it.
A true Lions fan would never take that off their own head to put it on the head of someone else.

Habs fans are sooooo exasperating.  You just spin the bag around.  Problem solved!

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« Reply #189 on: October 17, 2018, 08:25:42 PM »
Habs fans are sooooo exasperating.  You just spin the bag around.  Problem solved!

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Nothing wrong could possibly happen when you blind yourself in the same room as Ron Jeremy.
Nothing at all.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #190 on: October 17, 2018, 08:26:55 PM »
^^^^ and no.  I am not sure why I have saggy boobs for a nose

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Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #191 on: October 17, 2018, 08:29:24 PM »
Nothing wrong could possibly happen when you blind yourself in the same room as Ron Jeremy.
Nothing at all.

OMG   Okay Barthur.    I cry Uncle on this one.   

Let us hope @Rikki Gins doesn't read this and get that possibility stuck in his head or @DynamoHum is going to have one hell of a dream reading to do.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #192 on: October 17, 2018, 08:33:01 PM »
OMG   Okay Barthur.    I cry Uncle on this one.   

Let us hope @Rikki Gins doesn't read this and get that possibility stuck in his head or @DynamoHum is going to have one hell of a dream reading to do.

I look forward to producing that one!

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #193 on: October 17, 2018, 11:30:33 PM »
Now there is a weird trio.  If Ron Jeremy finds your lifeless corpse does that mean you had "A Life Well Lived?"

I'm wondering if the Hedgehog called it in immediately or if he saw an opportunity  and did the unthinkable.  Well, since this guy allegedly sucked his own  dick on film, is anything really unthinkable?

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #194 on: October 17, 2018, 11:33:26 PM »
I don't buy it.
You couldn't handle a cornish hen, there is no way you could handle looking at Heidi Fleiss.

Wait, I can see it now.  Heidi nekkid except for her overbite.