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Title: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 07:20:39 PM
In an Email to ME, today, the aforementioned Polka(((OF WITH THEIR HEADS))Dot has let me know that she will be terminating the employment of several struggling peasant women. This is not the first time that the lady tyrant has expressed to me and not them, the cleaning crew, of her dismay on cleaning services rendered. These girls will be fired without being told why!
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: sean92008 on February 07, 2022, 07:56:52 PM
In an Email to ME, today, the aforementioned Polka(((OF WITH THEIR HEADS))Dot has let me know that she will be terminating the employment of several struggling peasant women. This is not the first time that the lady tyrant has expressed to me and not them, the cleaning crew, of her dismay on cleaning services rendered. These girls will be fired without being told why!

Those immigrants are probably pigs who don't bathe anyway.  All power to the elitists!
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 07, 2022, 08:00:57 PM
What?  Does she live on an estate?  Doesn't know how to vacuum or use a Swiffer? (Highly recommended by the way)
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: Mr Apnea on February 07, 2022, 08:07:14 PM
Holy shit, now we can get some workers at the McDonald's, about time.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 08:18:08 PM
What?  Does she live on an estate?  Doesn't know how to vacuum or use a Swiffer? (Highly recommended by the way)
A stay at home MOM WHO HAS THE TIME TO CLEAN HER OWN HOUSE!  8)
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 07, 2022, 08:20:50 PM
A stay at home MOM WHO HAS THE TIME TO CLEAN HER OWN HOUSE!  8)

She needs to try a Swiffer.  it's addictive.  I dust all the time and even tickle myself with it too.

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Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 08:27:09 PM
Those immigrants are probably pigs who don't bathe anyway.  All power to the elitists!
How do you know they are not cracker girls? @sean92008

She needs to try a Swiffer.  it's addictive.  I dust all the time and even tickle myself with it too.

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She'll have fun with that..  reading all this as we word-speak.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 08:30:12 PM
Blood Countess

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Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 07, 2022, 08:31:56 PM
Blood Countess

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LOL!!!!
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 07, 2022, 08:32:31 PM
Who does the laundry?
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: GravitySucks on February 07, 2022, 08:52:12 PM
She needs to try a Swiffer.  it's addictive.  I dust all the time and even tickle myself with it too.

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Matches the yellow sundress
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 08:52:22 PM
Who does the laundry?
I believe the cleaning girls have washed all dirty and soiled clothing. WITH THEIR MOUTHS!!
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: sean92008 on February 07, 2022, 10:11:22 PM
How do you know they are not cracker girls? @sean92008

Lefties always hire illegals, they're practicing redistribution of wealth!. 😁
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: TigerLily on February 07, 2022, 11:01:14 PM
She needs to try a Swiffer.  it's addictive.  I dust all the time and even tickle myself with it too.

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I am putting in wood floors upstairs and need Swiffer advice for my CLEANING LADY. Can you help me out @ShayP ?
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: TigerLily on February 07, 2022, 11:04:51 PM
Who does the laundry?

I thought she wore everything once than tore it up into rags for the CLEANING LADIES. You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.  Actually I first read that "to set fire to cleaning ladies" so it's not as bad as I first thought
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 07, 2022, 11:43:48 PM
I thought she wore everything once than tore it up into rags for the CLEANING LADIES. You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.  Actually I first read that "to set fire to cleaning ladies" so it's not as bad as I first thought

Oh, I was going to bring you into this tomorrow but now look what you've done. Welcome.

You made your fortune in California and now live like a queen down south on the beautiful blue-green water. And yes, you have weekly cleaning ladies on their knees as they scrub toilets and whatnot.  Tell me, do you stand on their backs in your 5" limousine liberal heels?

Your queen Pelosi would be proud. Shame, Lily.  @TigerLily  :-\
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: Bart Ell on February 08, 2022, 02:49:19 AM
This seems like a thread made out of jealousy of a fellow stay-at-homer.
You aren't allowed to have domestic help so you don't want others to have it.
Shame on you.

Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 08, 2022, 04:26:34 AM
Matches the yellow sundress

It does actually.  ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 08, 2022, 04:28:15 AM
I am putting in wood floors upstairs and need Swiffer advice for my CLEANING LADY. Can you help me out @ShayP ?

Is @KSM installing them? @TigerLily He's highly recommended.  The Swiffer is magical.  It will guide you.  No advice needed.  :D
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 08, 2022, 04:30:24 AM
I thought she wore everything once than tore it up into rags for the CLEANING LADIES. You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.  Actually I first read that "to set fire to cleaning ladies" so it's not as bad as I first thought

LOL!
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: JUAN on February 08, 2022, 05:38:21 AM
Clearly The Young and the Restless needs to air for more than an hour.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 08, 2022, 11:01:06 AM
This seems like a thread made out of jealousy of a fellow stay-at-homer.
You aren't allowed to have domestic help so you don't want others to have it.
Shame on you.


Not at all. I could never have a cleaning crew over while I sat there and sipped tea. And Lord knows you can't leave the help alone. :o   Besides, not that much of a stay at homer. I'm going to Safeway in an hour.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 12:16:32 PM
Let me get this straight.....you made a thread about me, but managed to turn it into a thread about you?
 ??? @KSM

Also, for clarification I would never light someone on fire.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 12:16:53 PM
At least not inside the house.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 12:20:16 PM
What?  Does she live on an estate?  Doesn't know how to vacuum or use a Swiffer? (Highly recommended by the way)

I would never swiffer *sniff*. I only use Bono I mean Bona.
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Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 12:22:49 PM
A stay at home MOM WHO HAS THE TIME TO CLEAN HER OWN HOUSE!  8)

Not true. I'm crunched for time, I just painted my nails and now I need to run to the store to get the pool boy a new uniform. He keeps complaining he's cold.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 08, 2022, 12:36:42 PM


Also, for clarification I would never light someone on fire.
Well I WOULD set someone on fire!

I would never swiffer *sniff*. I only use Bono I mean Bona.
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BONA is the shit, man. Always recommended it to my customers and the two worker bee's I left behind still do.  I have a gallon of it under the sink.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 08, 2022, 02:12:09 PM
I would never swiffer *sniff*. I only use Bono I mean Bona.
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Not talking about the cleaner.  It's all about the duster.

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Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 02:46:13 PM
You think she would at least use cleaning gentlemen.
I like it done correctly the first time and in a timely manner. @TigerLily
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: PolkaDot on February 08, 2022, 02:47:03 PM
Not talking about the cleaner.  It's all about the duster.

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@ShayP just outed his kink!
…took long enough…
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: ShayP on February 08, 2022, 02:59:03 PM
@ShayP just outed his kink!
…took long enough…

*sigh*  No kink!  Just a quality duster that I use...to dust.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: sean92008 on February 08, 2022, 06:55:09 PM
Well I WOULD set someone on fire!

BONA is the shit, man. Always recommended it to my customers and the two worker bee's I left behind still do.  I have a gallon of it under the sink.

I buy the stuff by the gallon and have a large push broom-sized mop.  My 3/4” oak gets only the best.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 08, 2022, 07:23:59 PM
I buy the stuff by the gallon and have a large push broom-sized mop.  My 3/4” oak gets only the best.
3/4 oak. Nice! I've put over 70,000 sq ft of that and product like that into many, many homes.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: sean92008 on February 08, 2022, 07:26:04 PM
3/4 oak. Nice! I've put over 70,000 sq ft of that and product like that into many, many homes.
Unfortunately, I have the grooves at the seams. 🙁. Previous owners choice.
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: KSM on February 08, 2022, 07:40:44 PM
Unfortunately, I have the grooves at the seams. 🙁. Previous owners choice.
At least it's not face-nailed. Right?  Tell me you can't see the nails from the top.  ?
Title: Re: BREAKING:: LADY TYRANT POLKADOT SET TO FIRE CLEANING GIRLS!
Post by: sean92008 on February 08, 2022, 08:55:00 PM
At least it's not face-nailed. Right?  Tell me you can't see the nails from the top.  ?

No, no, no. They're through the bottom tongue/groove.

Beautiful acoustics. Noisy for living.