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Title: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: damon on July 04, 2022, 09:12:52 AM
Ellgab is now 4 years old. happy birthday
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: Bart Ell on July 04, 2022, 12:11:34 PM
Ellgab is now 4 years old. happy birthday

No it isn't.
The rage quit did not happen until the night of the fourth and Ellgab will be 4 on the 5th.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: paladin1991 on July 04, 2022, 07:17:32 PM
Bart, you ragin' boy?
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: Bart Ell on July 04, 2022, 07:23:54 PM
Bart, you ragin' boy?

I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN WHEN I GET HOME FROM THIS BBQ!
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: paladin1991 on July 04, 2022, 07:29:59 PM
I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN WHEN I GET HOME FROM THIS BBQ!

Is that gonna be4 or after I have my way with you?   
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: PB on July 04, 2022, 10:20:46 PM
... BBQ!

Outdoor events where men display their meat before grilling it?
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: HamsterMuscle on July 04, 2022, 10:40:21 PM
Outdoor events where men display their meat before grilling it?

Your li'l smokee would be the hit of the event.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: PolkaDot on July 07, 2022, 05:22:08 AM
Ellgab will be 4 on the 5th.
Perfect, everyone should be potty trained at this point, eating real food, and dressing themselves...except @ShayP because he was granted a pants exception at some point.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: GravitySucks on July 07, 2022, 05:33:48 AM
Perfect, everyone should be potty trained at this point, eating real food, and dressing themselves...except @ShayP because he was granted a pants exception at some point.

In lieu of the yellow sundress
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: PolkaDot on July 07, 2022, 05:37:50 AM
In lieu of the yellow sundress
He can still wear the sundress, just don't ask if he's wearing anything under it.
Of course, clothing still may be inside out and/or wrong side round at this age. We have several more years until Bart can expect much more.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: ShayP on July 07, 2022, 06:56:51 AM
Perfect, everyone should be potty trained at this point, eating real food, and dressing themselves...except @ShayP because he was granted a pants exception at some point.

My greatest reward.  I never felt so free. @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: ShayP on July 07, 2022, 07:10:09 AM
In lieu of the yellow sundress

He can still wear the sundress, just don't ask if he's wearing anything under it.
Of course, clothing still may be inside out and/or wrong side round at this age. We have several more years until Bart can expect much more.

I had to get one with more length.  I just don't have the legs for the other one anymore.  It's emblazoned with Periwinkles.  Nice contrast.   In addition, in order to keep my figure, I wear a SPANX Low-Back Mid-Thigh Bodysuit.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: ItsOver on July 07, 2022, 09:06:18 AM
I had to get one with more length.  I just don't have the legs for the other one anymore.  It's emblazoned with Periwinkles.  Nice contrast.   In addition, in order to keep my figure, I wear a SPANX Low-Back Mid-Thigh Bodysuit.
Thank you for thinking of us.

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Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: ShayP on July 07, 2022, 01:52:15 PM
Thank you for thinking of us.

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LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: KSM on July 07, 2022, 03:25:29 PM
Are we required to offer up birthday wishes to an "online community"?  You should all be asking yourselves whether or not this thing realizes a 5th birth day.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: ItsOver on July 07, 2022, 04:17:58 PM
We’re all going to have to go back to the Fantastic Forum?

https://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=53946

Anyone still on here?
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Post  07-05-2022 09:07 AM

Just checking is this forum still active?
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: JUAN on July 07, 2022, 04:34:51 PM
Everybody calm down and have some sardines.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: ItsOver on July 07, 2022, 04:41:07 PM
Everybody calm down and have some sardines.
Sardines and Hamm’s… it’s not just for breakfast.

Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 07, 2022, 05:01:37 PM
We’re all going to have to go back to the Fantastic Forum?

https://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=53946

Anyone still on here?
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Post  07-05-2022 09:07 AM

Just checking is this forum still active?

Just checked and my last post on there was in 2009.
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: TigerLily on July 07, 2022, 05:31:00 PM
I just looked it up. The traditional 5th anniversary gift is Wood. So I found the perfect gift for Bart

This had so many built-in jokes, I'll just leave it here
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Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 07, 2022, 05:40:31 PM
I just looked it up. The traditional 5th anniversary gift is Wood. I had too many replies to choose from

This had so many built-in jokes, I'll just leave it here
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That would be a great statue to keep next to this bathtub.

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Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: TigerLily on July 07, 2022, 05:50:42 PM
I want to meet the tub designer. I would want to buy the house just to figure out all the ways you could fit in that tub. Great for yoginis
Title: Re: Ellgab forum birthday
Post by: KSM on July 07, 2022, 06:22:05 PM
I want to meet the tub designer. I would want to buy the house just to figure out all the ways you could fit in that tub. Great for yoginis
The tub designer, maybe. Actually no! It's really quite dated IMO. And that color? What are we, living in a Barbie dollhouse? And how bout that heat vent cover! Good lord what a way to ruin an aesthetic. THERE ARE BETTER WAYS.

So.. we give Bart wood? Or, we, give Bart, wood!  Either way is damn awkward and uncomfortable. And "BeaverCraft" ? Whoo the fawk is writing this shit?

I am no longer participating in this conversation.
I have some wood to tend to.