I only have one Halloween story.
I probably will not share since it is adult themed and you are all a bunch of babies!
The scariest thing I can think of that really happened to me. Multiple visits from the Hat Man.
@Bart Ell I will tell you mine if you tell us yours
I can't be bribed
A barter. Your story for my story
You want us to get on our knees and ... beg?
Besides. It's ok. I know the moderator
It’s Bart Ell, not Bart Er.
My annual must see scary movie list. Accompanied with spiced cider, popcorn and pumpkin piefor me--The Haunting (1963 film).
Halloween 1978
Dracula 1931
Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992
Scream 1996
Nosferatu 1922
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Here's a Halloween story.
In one of the road bands (touring cover band) I was in years ago we were in a little town called Wainwright, in Alberta. Wainwright is also a military base town. After finishing up our last set on a Saturday night that happened to be Halloween night that year so we were invited to a local party. We were in our costumes as was everybody else at the party. Our drummer at the time was as most people say, a hothead! Dude got mad very easily. He Ken was dressed as the A&W Rootbear (The mascot) He paid over 300 for the real costume so it actually looked like the Rootbear was at the party.
Ken the rootbear was playing pool in the main party room where the home bar was and something must have went wrong as suddenly a bunch of military guys started getting really, really tense and it looked like their necks were getting larger like the hulk! We were shoved against walls and basically told we had no more than 20 seconds to get ourselves and "that fucking bear guy" out of there with our lives.
We - of course - albeit somewhat passively obliged.. :o A guy pointed as if to direct me to head around the corner to where I saw the A&W Rootbear in a full-on brawl with a military jarhead dressed as the devil from the movie, Legend. And he the devil guy pulled it off too because he had the same build as the devil character. Two really well done costumes. Funniest thing I ever saw. ken would have died as the Rootbear
Sorry it's not scary
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I recommend the Netflix show Marianne. I'm pretty desensitized to horror but this one got me in parts. I binged it over 2 days. It's French but has English dub or subtitles whichever you prefer. I highly recommend it. I'll list my obscure and independent horror film recommendations later!
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Here's a Halloween story.
In one of the road bands (touring cover band) I was in years ago we were in a little town called Wainwright, in Alberta. Wainwright is also a military base town. After finishing up our last set on a Saturday night that happened to be Halloween night that year so we were invited to a local party. We were in our costumes as was everybody else at the party. Our drummer at the time was as most people say, a hothead! Dude got mad very easily. He Ken was dressed as the A&W Rootbear (The mascot) He paid over 300 for the real costume so it actually looked like the Rootbear was at the party.
Ken the rootbear was playing pool in the main party room where the home bar was and something must have went wrong as suddenly a bunch of military guys started getting really, really tense and it looked like their necks were getting larger like the hulk! We were shoved against walls and basically told we had no more than 20 seconds to get ourselves and "that fucking bear guy" out of there with our lives.
We - of course - albeit somewhat passively obliged.. :o A guy pointed as if to direct me to head around the corner to where I saw the A&W Rootbear in a full-on brawl with a military jarhead dressed as the devil from the movie, Legend. And he the devil guy pulled it off too because he had the same build as the devil character. Two really well done costumes. Funniest thing I ever saw. ken would have died as the Rootbear
Sorry it's not scary
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here is one of my Halloween night entertainment traditions.
Thanks for starting this thread @TigerLily
I have been enjoying Halloween all my life. Scary stuff and colder weather and candy. No humidity @Aquarius ;)
Sharing Halloween movie list. I will look up “Marianne.”
Telling scary stories. including “Ken the rootbear.”
Halloween radio shows on YouTube. “Orson Welles - War Of The Worlds.”
HELLO OCTOBER.
I may have told this story before.
In 1995 I was doing some work in the early days of the internet and got hooked up with a woman from Alabama that was some type of media and show producer. And by hooked up, I mean professionally. I had no interest in this person. She got me tickets for the Talladega NASCAR race in July because she knew the mayor. Front row on the straightaway just passed the finish line. She invited me up to a fashion show in Dallas because she wanted me to be a male model - well really more of a male escort for the female models in a fashion show that was touring nationally to raise money for AIDS research. Moulin Rouge was the corporate sponsor and all of the world’s most famous designers had designed red dresses. After the nationwide tour these dresses were going to be auctioned off and the money used for charity.
The Dallas show was the first show on the tour and it was held in an area called Deep Ellum. I did not realize at the time I agreed to go that the show was on Halloween. Well an AIDS benefit fashion show on Halloween basically gave free license to every non-straight person to attend and dress to the nines in every costume imaginable. I was dressed in a basic stylish tux and I was way underdressed.
Hanging out with the models while they were being made up was a little kinky and it actually made me uncomfortable but my sponsor must of thought I was really interested in seeing mostly naked women getting makeup and hairdos. When I didn’t show a lot of interest in that she probably just figured I was gay.
I don’t drink alcohol but the alcohol was sure flowing that night. Mostly champagne. Everyone was getting pretty loose.
That evening I was sexually harassed, had my genitals groped and my ass pinched several times. I left with the person that was dressed as Barney in drag pinched my ass for the second time.
I went back to our hotel suite. She had promised me a room. I found out when I got there that we were sharing a room. Since she was the producer she had to stay until the end of the show. I climbed into bed fully clothed and went to sleep. I am sure that she just assumed I really was gay because she left me alone and was rather chilly the next day while I waited for my cab to the airport.
So that was probably my scariest Halloween.
She asked me to work the show as an escort when they came to Houston but by then it was hunting season so I passed.
#metoo
I may have told this story before.LOLOL @metoo Oh yeah, they'll grab whatever they want coz nobody believes a man who says he's been sexually harassed ::) So you don't drink, at all? Ever? Now THAT - is scary!
In 1995 I was doing some work in the early days of the internet and got hooked up with a woman from Alabama that was some type of media and show producer. And by hooked up, I mean professionally. I had no interest in this person. She got me tickets for the Talladega NASCAR race in July because she knew the mayor. Front row on the straightaway just passed the finish line. She invited me up to a fashion show in Dallas because she wanted me to be a male model - well really more of a male escort for the female models in a fashion show that was touring nationally to raise money for AIDS research. Moulin Rouge was the corporate sponsor and all of the world’s most famous designers had designed red dresses. After the nationwide tour these dresses were going to be auctioned off and the money used for charity.
The Dallas show was the first show on the tour and it was held in an area called Deep Ellum. I did not realize at the time I agreed to go that the show was on Halloween. Well an AIDS benefit fashion show on Halloween basically gave free license to every non-straight person to attend and dress to the nines in every costume imaginable. I was dressed in a basic stylish tux and I was way underdressed.
Hanging out with the models while they were being made up was a little kinky and it actually made me uncomfortable but my sponsor must of thought I was really interested in seeing mostly naked women getting makeup and hairdos. When I didn’t show a lot of interest in that she probably just figured I was gay.
I don’t drink alcohol but the alcohol was sure flowing that night. Mostly champagne. Everyone was getting pretty loose.
That evening I was sexually harassed, had my genitals groped and my ass pinched several times. I left when the person that was dressed as Barney in drag pinched my ass for the second time.
I went back to our hotel suite. She had promised me a room. I found out when I got there that we were sharing a room. Since she was the producer she had to stay until the end of the show. I climbed into bed fully clothed and went to sleep. I am sure that she just assumed I really was gay because she left me alone and was rather chilly the next day while I waited for my cab to the airport.
So that was probably my scariest Halloween.
She asked me to work the show as an escort when they came to Houston but by then it was hunting season so I passed.
#metoo
LOLOL @metoo Oh yeah, they'll grab whatever they want coz nobody believes a man who says he's been sexually harassed ::) So you don't drink, at all? Ever? Now THAT - is scary!
I may have told this story before.
In 1995 I was doing some work in the early days of the internet and got hooked up with a woman from Alabama that was some type of media and show producer. And by hooked up, I mean professionally. I had no interest in this person. She got me tickets for the Talladega NASCAR race in July because she knew the mayor. Front row on the straightaway just passed the finish line. She invited me up to a fashion show in Dallas because she wanted me to be a male model - well really more of a male escort for the female models in a fashion show that was touring nationally to raise money for AIDS research. Moulin Rouge was the corporate sponsor and all of the world’s most famous designers had designed red dresses. After the nationwide tour these dresses were going to be auctioned off and the money used for charity.
The Dallas show was the first show on the tour and it was held in an area called Deep Ellum. I did not realize at the time I agreed to go that the show was on Halloween. Well an AIDS benefit fashion show on Halloween basically gave free license to every non-straight person to attend and dress to the nines in every costume imaginable. I was dressed in a basic stylish tux and I was way underdressed.
Hanging out with the models while they were being made up was a little kinky and it actually made me uncomfortable but my sponsor must of thought I was really interested in seeing mostly naked women getting makeup and hairdos. When I didn’t show a lot of interest in that she probably just figured I was gay.
I don’t drink alcohol but the alcohol was sure flowing that night. Mostly champagne. Everyone was getting pretty loose.
That evening I was sexually harassed, had my genitals groped and my ass pinched several times. I left when the person that was dressed as Barney in drag pinched my ass for the second time.
I went back to our hotel suite. She had promised me a room. I found out when I got there that we were sharing a room. Since she was the producer she had to stay until the end of the show. I climbed into bed fully clothed and went to sleep. I am sure that she just assumed I really was gay because she left me alone and was rather chilly the next day while I waited for my cab to the airport.
So that was probably my scariest Halloween.
She asked me to work the show as an escort when they came to Houston but by then it was hunting season so I passed.
#metoo
Horrible! Have you recovered?
I did. But every time I see a Purple Barney I quiver a bit. Imagine a 6’ tall Barney with lace panties a lace bra and a yellow wig pinching on you.
I may have told this story before.
In 1995 I was doing some work in the early days of the internet and got hooked up with a woman from Alabama that was some type of media and show producer. And by hooked up, I mean professionally. I had no interest in this person. She got me tickets for the Talladega NASCAR race in July because she knew the mayor. Front row on the straightaway just passed the finish line. She invited me up to a fashion show in Dallas because she wanted me to be a male model - well really more of a male escort for the female models in a fashion show that was touring nationally to raise money for AIDS research. Moulin Rouge was the corporate sponsor and all of the world’s most famous designers had designed red dresses. After the nationwide tour these dresses were going to be auctioned off and the money used for charity.
The Dallas show was the first show on the tour and it was held in an area called Deep Ellum. I did not realize at the time I agreed to go that the show was on Halloween. Well an AIDS benefit fashion show on Halloween basically gave free license to every non-straight person to attend and dress to the nines in every costume imaginable. I was dressed in a basic stylish tux and I was way underdressed.
Hanging out with the models while they were being made up was a little kinky and it actually made me uncomfortable but my sponsor must of thought I was really interested in seeing mostly naked women getting makeup and hairdos. When I didn’t show a lot of interest in that she probably just figured I was gay.
I don’t drink alcohol but the alcohol was sure flowing that night. Mostly champagne. Everyone was getting pretty loose.
That evening I was sexually harassed, had my genitals groped and my ass pinched several times. I left when the person that was dressed as Barney in drag pinched my ass for the second time.
I went back to our hotel suite. She had promised me a room. I found out when I got there that we were sharing a room. Since she was the producer she had to stay until the end of the show. I climbed into bed fully clothed and went to sleep. I am sure that she just assumed I really was gay because she left me alone and was rather chilly the next day while I waited for my cab to the airport.
So that was probably my scariest Halloween.
She asked me to work the show as an escort when they came to Houston but by then it was hunting season so I passed.
#metoo
wow. i didn't even know there was such a thing as an escort hunting season. good thing you passed. there should be a law..... two pinch limit.
Good point. @GravitySucks did you bruise?
Barney Frank, Barney Rubble, or Barney the dinosaur?
@BartEllProducer Boo! Bet you thought it was @KSM
You got me @GravitySucks! If only @KSM could be as slick.Hey DinkBarn, ya you with the filthy shirt, who do ya think brought him into this? I don't think he's going to make it a habit of sinking to this level though. So you're prolly ok.
Hey DinkBarn, ya you with the filthy shirt, who do ya think brought him into this? I don't think he's going to make it a habit of sinking to this level though. So you're prolly ok.
Eh, slightly off topic...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10055942/dancers-zombie-halloween-hospital-emergency/
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10055942/dancers-zombie-halloween-hospital-emergency/)
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A friend recommended this movie to me. He noted that it is a scary movie where scary things happen in the day light. I will watch it, once it becomes a free movie.
A friend recommended this movie to me. He noted that it is a scary movie where scary things happen in the day light. I will watch it, once it becomes a free movie.It's my favorite movie of the year. A slow burn but amazing
It's my favorite movie of the year. A slow burn but amazing@Pizzapunch Ari Aster is the director and writer of this film.
@Pizzapunch Ari Aster is the director and writer of this film.Yes very much as well as his short films.
Did you enjoy Hereditary (2018)?
These are good Spooked@TigerLily thank you. Going to give it a listen.
Spooked features true-life supernatural stories, told firsthand by people who can barely believe it happened themselves. Be afraid. Created in the dark of night, by Snap Judgment and WNYC Studios.
https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/spooked/spookedseason1
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Already into the candy 8) The hell does she expect when she brings it home two weeks early!? She knows I have a problem and that I'm not to be trusted :-\ Like it's all going to just sit there in the corner for 16 days? Nooo.. This will be like sneaking booze from your parents liquor cabinet. Gotta be careful here.. 8)
Eventually --- there will be yelling and anger ;) Let the games begin I say.
The case could be made :-[ Since the picture was taken I will admit to breaking into the Doritos box. There are, at the time of this entry - two bags less. She's at racquetball right now and has no idea. I am training for something so I will have to exercise some self control this year. Good luck :-\
I bet you dug into the tater chips to!
Already into the candy 8) The hell does she expect when she brings it home two weeks early!? She knows I have a problem and that I'm not to be trusted :-\ Like it's all going to just sit there in the corner for 16 days? Nooo.. This will be like sneaking booze from your parents liquor cabinet. Gotta be careful here.. 8)
Eventually --- there will be yelling and anger ;) Let the games begin I say.
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Hey @KSM . Hide the good candy under this crap and maybe then you won't be tempted to dig for the good stuff. And on Halloween when your wife isn't around give the crap candy to the trick and treaters and pocket the good stuff@TigerLily Is that the wine talking? Hmmm? Ms. Tipsy-pants!! Listen, lady! Let's clear this up right out o the gate; I hate it! I hate the candy bars and all the sweets because I really do have a problem with self control at this time of year. We always have leftovers on November 1st. When Halloween night (about 9 PM is finished) I load all of it into my wife's business truck so she can take it to yard for all the grunts to enjoy on their lunch break. I hate that I'm helpless with peanut butter cups, snickers, oh henry's and all the other shit. I wish she would keep it all at her office and bring it home on the 31st so that I can remain clean and pristine without being sullied and bogged down with sugar highs and self loathing in my weakness.
Scary Halloween Candy. #PeepsHater
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... November 1st...
November 1, Dec 26, Feb 15, and the day after Easter.
Half price candy day at the drug store!
We a kid I always had leftover Halloween candy until Easter. Anymore, I don't think it would make it to Christmas. The Holiday Season is the Danger MonthsOk let's sort this out.
Hey @KSM . Hide the good candy under this crap and maybe then you won't be tempted to dig for the good stuff. And on Halloween when your wife isn't around give the crap candy to the trick and treaters and pocket the good stuff
Scary Halloween Candy. #PeepsHater
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I saw those marshmallow aberrations the other day *gag* and I think your idea about hiding the good stuff under satan's little peeps is a good one!@sumethinz new Hi buddy! Happy Thanksgiving! From up here! Doing a big ol glazed ham (bone in) tomorrow rather than the usual turkey. Tune in on Tuesday and we'll discuss my roasted garlic mash and candied butternut squash.
Pay no mind to what KSM is on about. He's such a schoolmarm.
Happy birthday @KSM
@sumethinz new Hi buddy! Happy Thanksgiving! From up here! Doing a big ol glazed ham (bone in) tomorrow rather than the usual turkey. Tune in on Tuesday and we'll discuss my roasted garlic mash and candied butternut squash.
Split pea and ham soup will ensue in the days to follow. #LindaBlair
@sumethinz new Hi buddy! Happy Thanksgiving! From up here! Doing a big ol glazed ham (bone in) tomorrow rather than the usual turkey. Tune in on Tuesday and we'll discuss my roasted garlic mash and candied butternut squash.
Split pea and ham soup will ensue in the days to follow. #LindaBlair
Ok let's sort this out.
"We a kid"? Huh? Did you mean to say, 'Well as a kid'?
Next up we have; "The holiday season is the Danger months" Now this one is very confusing on a few levels so let's analyze it shall we. You use "is" and "months" did you mean to say 'month' in the singular? I believe your intention was to say "The holidays season's 'ARE' the danger months"!
You, Lily, are on the sauce!
BTW it's my birthday on the 14th.
In the meantime go suck on a Peep
Autocorrect strikes again.
It changed penis to peep.
So you cook too?Only the potatoes. I make perfect roasted garlic mash. They're DECADENT! I have to put my hair up in a man bun lest somebody find a long black hair in their foodstuff. I try to convince everybody that Elvira was over and she was headbanging in the kitchen but nobody ever believes me. I'm usually not allowed in the kitchen. Plus it's usually full of wine drinking hens like yourself as they bitch about the music mix I play throughout the house via my C-Crane FM transmitter!!! I don't see why having a mixture of hard rock, old country (Waylon only) and some punk is offensive.
It's gracious to be thankful. Hope you enjoy your Day of@sumethinz new Thank you for the first part. The ham was a carnivores dream. Big hunk o glistening glazed pork!(see picture below) Man, when you carve a ham the dog is right there and ready to assist. She made off rather well with hammy num-nums.TurkeyHam!
Saw The Exorcist for the millionth time the other night...still spooky after all these years. Who does that kind of stuff, anyway? Geez
@KSM add this to your playlist@GravitySucks After a house full of my wife's friends with their sissy husbands that was a nice, calm, treat to listen to. There really should be an (Awesome live performances) thread.
@KSM add this to your playlist
Only the potatoes. I make perfect roasted garlic mash. They're DECADENT! I have to put my hair up in a man bun lest somebody find a long black hair in their foodstuff. I try to convince everybody that Elvira was over and she was headbanging in the kitchen but nobody ever believes me. I'm usually not allowed in the kitchen. Plus it's usually full of wine drinking hens like yourself as they bitch about the music mix I play throughout the house via my C-Crane FM transmitter!!! I don't see why having a mixture of hard rock, old country (Waylon only) and some punk is offensive.
And what is a "peep"? And why should I suck on that? If you're lucky I'll sign on after the house empties and I'm up drinking trying to keep up with you. Good Golly, Lady! Try to control yourself.
Blaming autocorrect and long fingernails for grammar and spelling transgressions? hmm. Long fingernails are to handjobs what braces are to blowjobs. So for that reason - I'm out! No dice!
It might be an interesting curiosity to see that in action and not just in words
@sumethinz new Thank you for the first part. The ham was a carnivores dream. Big hunk o glistening glazed pork!(see picture below) Man, when you carve a ham the dog is right there and ready to assist. She made off rather well with hammy num-nums.
And yes, does the best dramatic horror movie of all time ever get old? Nope.
@GravitySucks After a house full of my wife's friends with their sissy husbands that was a nice, calm, treat to listen to. There really should be an (Awesome live performances) thread.
I was gifted two bottles of some of my favorite Scotch from guests who met me for the first time! :o I'm sure SHE had something to do with it. I stayed at the dining room table while all of them spent most of the day in the kitchen. Nobody complained about the music. Can't wait to see what's in store for me tomorrow. I deserve so very much ;D
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One can never be woke enough.
http://westchester.news12.com/story/41211141/bed-bath-and-beyond-pulls-black-jackolanterns-after-complaints-in-nyack
No blue pumpkins, it will upset sad people
No red pumpkins, it will upset sun burnt people
No yellow pumpkins, it will upset frightened people
No green pumpkins, it will upset people who wish to conserve energy
No purple pumpkins, it will upset the people eaters
Can’t even have rainbow pumpkins.
Can’t even have rainbow pumpkins.
No blue pumpkins, it will upset sad people
No red pumpkins, it will upset sun burnt people
No yellow pumpkins, it will upset frightened people
No green pumpkins, it will upset people who wish to conserve energy
No purple pumpkins, it will upset the people eaters
No orange pumpkins, they will be associated with our orange president. Probably racist, and likely influenced the election.
i found it is much easier to plant the seeds...
No more carving!cheater cheater, pumpkin eater!
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No more carving!
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carving is the best part because i like to oven roast the seeds.agreed!
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pumpkin autopsy...
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;D
LOL - the last line is the funniest. ;D
No blue pumpkins, it will upset sad people
No red pumpkins, it will upset sun burnt people
No yellow pumpkins, it will upset frightened people
No green pumpkins, it will upset people who wish to conserve energy
No purple pumpkins, it will upset the people eaters
Will we all be posting our pumpkin pictures when all is said and done? I have two and will begin carving very soon.. pumpkin beer near bye.
I do one pumpkin as the one you see in the beginning of the original Halloween movie. The other is a tossup
BTW @VampireLily This thread title does not read right. It is misleading in that it reads like one is going to see Very Scary Boys & Girls :-\ You need a comma in there. It's (Very scary, boys and girls) Just sayin, hun. Eeesh
Don't sit on it! :o
In return...
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You don't find boys and girls scary?Tonight they are nothing more than beggars with their hands out looking for free shit. Give them an Obama phone and a razor blade.
LOL - the last line is the funniest. ;D
Thanks for that anniem.
In return...
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Don't sit on it! :oHeh, heh, heh.
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