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Title: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 22, 2019, 12:09:25 PM
Does weight even come in to play anymore. Is there something else you can think of instead of loosing weight? Not that you need to! You may loose it anyway so don't waste a resolution on it. Unless you want to and have a real plan ready to go in January :D

I want to be a nicer person this year and volunteer throughout 2020 rather than my usual December commitments.


You can also discuss sexual asphyxiation here. It's not my thing but I won't judge you. Fucking weirdo 8)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 22, 2019, 01:04:50 PM
LOSE weight!!!   LOSE  not loose!!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: Bart Ell on December 22, 2019, 01:08:18 PM
LOSE weight!!!   LOSE  not loose!!

Loose weight can be an issue, too.
I saw a guy with much loose weight walk 10 feet earlier today.
So many flops in so many different directions.
Maybe he if choked himself while beating off he might get a sore throat and not eat as much.

Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: JayGab on December 22, 2019, 01:31:20 PM
LOSE weight!!!   LOSE  not loose!!
HA!! HA!! HA!!!!  Looooooser fucked up his ow thread right from the GET! GO!!!

Obviously the result of mass oxygen deprivation while hanging in the closet doing the Carradine shuffle!!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 22, 2019, 01:38:36 PM
Loose weight can be an issue, too.
I saw a guy with much loose weight walk 10 feet earlier today.
So many flops in so many different directions.
Yes, said chubster might want to consider losing some excess weight.

HA!! HA!! HA!!!!  Looooooser fucked up his ow thread right from the GET! GO!!!

Obviously the result of mass oxygen deprivation while hanging in the closet doing the Carradine shuffle!!
The O's and sometimes N's on my keyboard tend to stick once in a while.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: TigerLily on December 22, 2019, 01:48:54 PM
Yes, said chubster might want to consider losing some excess weight.
The O's and sometimes N's on my keyboard tend to stick once in a while.

JayGab is a moooorooooonnnnnnn
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: JayGab on December 22, 2019, 02:42:04 PM

The O's and sometimes N's on my keyboard tend to stick once in a while.
STOP MASTURBATING AT YOUR COMPUTER! Problem solved.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: PB on December 22, 2019, 03:08:27 PM
… I saw a guy with much loose weight walk 10 feet earlier today...

What were you doing at a McDonalds, that stuff is crap
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: Bart Ell on December 22, 2019, 03:36:54 PM
What were you doing at a McDonalds, that stuff is crap

Picking up a GMOburger.
SO TASTY!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: Bart Ell on December 22, 2019, 06:15:31 PM
JayGab is a moooorooooonnnnnnn

He seems quite levelheaded to me.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: JayGab on December 22, 2019, 06:45:31 PM
Ma NY's rezzie is to head up north o da border and git me some dat Moosehead I hears me so much aboot. Dooka-dooka-dook ???
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: ShayP on December 23, 2019, 05:55:03 PM
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Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2019, 06:24:17 PM
So nobody other than myself has any changes to make in the new year?  I am truly blessed to be in such awe inspiring company.  8)

@ShayP  I need you to yell at some people for me on Christmas day, about 7PM Pacific time.   Just yell "GET THE FUCK OUTTA KSM'S HOUSE YOU FREELOADING BARNACLES!" out your front door. Thank you in advance
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: ShayP on December 23, 2019, 06:30:51 PM
So nobody other than myself has any changes to make in the new year?  I am truly blessed to be in such awe inspiring company.  8)

@ShayP  I need you to yell at some people for me on Christmas day, about 7PM Pacific time.   Just yell "GET THE FUCK OUTTA KSM'S HOUSE YOU FREELOADING BARNACLES!" out your front door. Thank you in advance

@KSM  I have plenty of changes to make in the new year.  However, I am still catching up on the changes I was to make in 2003.  The backlog is immense!

Let's see....7PM pacific time would be what, 11PM eastern standard time?  Hmmm.  I think I can do that.  By that time of night I'll be on the edge.  Possibly tipsy.  I can project my voice.  Sure.  I'll give it a shot.  :D  I'll be happy to take a disturbing the peace charge for you man!  ;)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: Bart Ell on December 23, 2019, 06:39:23 PM

Let's see....7PM pacific time would be what, 11PM eastern standard time?

@juan @GravitySucks

I know you expect something but I am on vacation.

Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2019, 06:56:02 PM
So nobody other than myself has any changes to make in the new year?  I am truly blessed to be in such awe inspiring company.  8)

@ShayP  I need you to yell at some people for me on Christmas day, about 7PM Pacific time.   Just yell "GET THE FUCK OUTTA KSM'S HOUSE YOU FREELOADING BARNACLES!" out your front door. Thank you in advance

@KSM I am going to throw out all my socks and buy some that match.

Does that count?
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2019, 06:58:32 PM
@juan @GravitySucks

I know you expect something but I am on vacation.

 #successionplanning
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2019, 07:07:02 PM
@KSM I am going to throw out all my socks and buy some that match.

Does that count?
@GravitySucks  I think that does matter.  I don't think I could leave the house with mismatched socks. You realize that between last nights Pussy Eating You post and now mismatched socks your street cred is on thin ice..  You may want to revert back to your original AV for a few months.  Now that guy was on the ball!! ;)  I mean if you show up at the fake Ellgab gathering I'll point out any sock discrepancy.  "HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT GRAVITY's SOCKS!!" And we'll all say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA  at the same time.

Yeah, fix that sock situation.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2019, 07:24:08 PM
@GravitySucks  I think that does matter.  I don't think I could leave the house with mismatched socks. You realize that between last nights Pussy Eating You post and now mismatched socks your street cred is on thin ice..  You may want to revert back to your original AV for a few months.  Now that guy was on the ball!! ;)  I mean if you show up at the fake Ellgab gathering I'll point out any sock discrepancy.  "HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT GRAVITY's SOCKS!!" And we'll all say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA  at the same time.

Yeah, fix that sock situation.

@KSM Don’t go leapfrogging to silly conclusions.  I have socks that match individual socks but over the years I have accumulated too many different types pairs of socks.  It makes my sock drawer look like a virtual cornucopia of stockings.  And it causes consternation on laundry day, especially during the winter when the daylight hours are short. Need wardrobe simplification. 

2021 will be the year I get rid of the hangars that don’t match.  Or maybe the underwear that includes 4 different brands. 

Actually I should tackle the hangars in 2020.  I use them every day, unlike socks and underwear.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2019, 07:39:56 PM
@KSM Don’t go leapfrogging to silly conclusions.  I have socks that match individual socks but over the years I have accumulated too many different types pairs of socks.  It makes my sock drawer look like a virtual cornucopia of stockings.  And it causes consternation on laundry day, especially during the winter when the daylight hours are short. Need wardrobe simplification. 

2021 will be the year I get rid of the hangars that don’t match.  Or maybe the underwear that includes 4 different brands. 

Actually I should tackle the hangars in 2020.  I use them every day, unlike socks and underwear.
Fine.  I still like your old avatar better.  *sigh*

PS my current AV arrived via DHL today from NZ and it's even better looking in person. It's a shame I have to punch the sheit oot of it!!  Take a look at these beautiful things. Functionality (quality) is of course of most importance but aesthetics does to a degree have something to do with it. I now have the black n tan but may pick up the classic tan as well. Just damn beautiful :-*

https://www.modestvintageplayer.com/collections/speed-balls
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2019, 07:48:56 PM
Fine.  I still like your old avatar better.  *sigh*

PS my current AV arrived via DHL today from NZ and it's even better looking in person. It's a shame I have to punch the sheit oot of it!!  Take a look at these beautiful things. Functionality (quality) is of course of most importance but aesthetics does to a degree have something to do with it. I now have the black n tan but may pick up the classic tan as well. Just damn beautiful :-*

https://www.modestvintageplayer.com/collections/speed-balls

@KSM which avatar are you speaking of, the cirque de soleil one or the apple warping space time one?

I was thinking of using this one. The East German number 3 two man sled going around the Zag curve at Lake Placid.  I thought it was hilarious until we did it in a four man a couple of weeks later. 

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Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 23, 2019, 07:53:26 PM
@KSM which avatar are you speaking of, the cirque de soleil one or the apple warping space time one?

I was thinking of using this one. The East German number 3 two man sled going around the Zag curve at Lake Placid.  I thought it was hilarious until we did it in a four man a couple of weeks later.
I love the classic apple on the net

But knowing your history with the sled who am I to stand in the way of a change.  Hmmm    that's a damn good picture..  wouldn't that be defying gravity?  if only for a moment
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: GravitySucks on December 23, 2019, 08:06:12 PM
I love the classic apple on the net

But knowing your history with the sled who am I to stand in the way of a change.  Hmmm    that's a damn good picture..  wouldn't that be defying gravity?  if only for a moment

Ours hurt.  I’m really starting to struggle due to the concussions.  We didn’t have concussion protocol back then.  Major concussion. Separated shoulder. Numerous contusions. Take a day off and be there for the race. Which we won.   

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Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: KSM on December 24, 2019, 09:23:34 PM
Guessing the Asphyxiation part of this thread may have been a deal breaker for some. Ya know, you try and spice things up and it blows up!

My next thread   Clogged sinks, John Deere tractors and Dokken will be much better thought out I can assure you of THAT!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: TigerLily on December 24, 2019, 09:59:10 PM
Guessing the Asphyxiation part of this thread may have been a deal breaker for some. Ya know, you try and spice things up and it blows up!

My next thread   Clogged sinks, John Deere tractors and Dokken will be much better thought out I can assure you of THAT!

Why do we have Thanksgiving threads before Halloween? Christmas threads before Thanksgiving? Now  New Year's Resolutions before we've even opened our presents? And I don't even want to think about Resolutions for 2020 when I'm still busy breaking my 2019 Resolutions. Give me another week to par-tay. Then I will be ready to settle down and resolve to do better. Don't rush me! 😾

Ok. Just one. I resolve to use more cat icons in 2020 🐱. Satisfied?



P.S. A Dokken thread would be cool. But what kind of deer drive tractors? Is that like trying to teach my cat to drive my Prius?

Title: Re: New Years Resolutions & Sexual Asphyxiation Thread
Post by: ShayP on December 31, 2019, 06:05:42 AM
My next thread   Clogged sinks, John Deere tractors and Dokken will be much better thought out I can assure you of THAT!

@KSM  For some reason I thought about that Tom T. Hall song called "I Love."  ;D  Although clogged sinks are not something people love but it would be funny adapted into that song.  Or, maybe not.  :-\

 ;D