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Rikki Gins Lounge => Random Topics => Topic started by: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:00:51 PM
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Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.
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There will never be a greater Canadian hard rock album than Mood Swings.
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The only time I am not full of confidence is when I try to play like Gary Moore.
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In 2022 TV Woo will #JumpTheWoo
At least nobody in the Woo world built a world headquarters thinking it would last forever... yet
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The guy who made a fortune selling you Chia Pets is now making a second fortune by convincing you to eat them.
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Kale is just a way to make you spend more money for spinach.
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I have thrown away more tea bags than I have ever used.
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Every atheist that tries to sell you some kind of ghost woo toy should be shot.
Twice.
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If there was no bullying there would be no Apple or Microsoft.
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I healed Exile.
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No sane person decides to raise a young family in a doublewide in the desert.
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Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.
Confirmed from WANworld - 15 bloody hours and no goblins. Just a rock in a hole.
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Confirmed from WANworld
I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.
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People who say Bob Lazar has never changed his story have never paid attention to his story.
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I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.
As you have stated in the past - we all have our kinks.
Carry on. I like where this thread is headed.
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Bob Lazar is ten times more important to the woo world than Art Bell.
Everyone knows what Area 51 is while only shut-ins remember Art's name.
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As you have stated in the past - we all have our kinks.
Carry on. I like where this thread is headed.
I meant it fully as a compliment!
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I meant it fully as a compliment!
It was taken as such my good Sir.
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If you have checked if the fake Kingdom of Nye is broadcasting in the last month then you need to rethink your choices in life.
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On December 27th I had something called a microlaryngoscopy.
This is a recording of the moment I broke my throat.
https://vocaroo.com/l9mwBlKXfl8
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People who think there is serious woo are mentally unstable.
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I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.
WhaAAt? I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!
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Baltimore is a horrible city.
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WhaAAt? I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!
Chin up, pal!
I trust your opinion on licking where shit comes from more than anyone on here!
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Baltimore is a horrible city.
Common knowledge.
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Chin up, pal!
I trust your opinion on licking where shit comes from more than anyone on here!
Also common knowledge.
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Being deaf would not be all bad.
I would never hear a local say sore-eeeeee again.
#SorryNotSore-eeeeeeeeee
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If you have checked if the fake Kingdom of Nye is broadcasting in the last month then you need to rethink your choices in life.
Guilty.
Yes.
I having been doing so..........................
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WhaAAt? I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!
Doubtful.
I can't see you putting in the necessary road work. Here is a short 7 hour 16 minute preamble to start with. Get through this and we'll give you some real home work.
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I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.
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Doubtful.
I can't see you putting in the necessary road work. Here is a short 7 hour 16 minute preamble to start with. Get through this and we'll give you some real home work.
Forfeit. Although why would anybody put themselves through that in the first place. You guys keep your homework, I'll show myself out.
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I am not too proud to admit that this is the only movie scene that has ever made me laugh out loud.
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Only obese people feel they deserve a treat every time they go get groceries.
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You should be allowed to set anyone who says "on accident" on fire.
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I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.
Gummer69 steps into the light finally.
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Bairyn used ONE BITE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES at a menu tasting charity event last week.
I am very proud.
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Art's antenna farm is as useful as a wall of VHS duplicators.
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Bairyn used ONE BITE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES at a menu tasting charity event last week.
I am very proud.
Never saw a menu I felt the need to taste.
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Never saw a menu I felt the need to taste.
It was made of Thai Basil.
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Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.
This comment is true.
There is "good" bad entertainment and there is "bad" bad entertainment. Hellier falls under the bad bad group.
Word on the streets is that Mike Nelson and his robot companions refused to watch Hellier.
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On December 27th I had something called a microlaryngoscopy.
This is a recording of the moment I broke my throat.
https://vocaroo.com/l9mwBlKXfl8
That must have hurt. Did you get put on voice rest? Are you ok now?
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This comment is true.
There is "good" bad entertainment and there is "bad" bad entertainment. Hellier falls under the bad bad group.
Word on the streets is that Mike Nelson and his robot companions refused to watch Hellier.
I would drive a machine far away from any device playing this show!
I would even let one of those drunk kids drive the machine just to get away from it.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE: Hellier Producer Greg Newkirk Talks.
Will There Be a Season 3 of Hellier?
"I think if there is a Season Three, it probably won't happen for a while because we are all kind of losing our minds," Newkirk revealed to ComicBook.com.
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That must have hurt. Did you get put on voice rest? Are you ok now?
They cut stuff out and injected stuff in!
I am never ok, I AM ALWAYS GREAT!
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They cut stuff out and injected stuff in!
I am never ok, I AM ALWAYS GREAT!
Then I am happy!
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Then I am happy!
I will tell one TRUTH.
I enjoy clicking on the "home" in Ellgab. The NEWs headlines make me smile.
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Never listen to anyone who tells you where you can find the best burgers in the world.
Same goes for all other foodstuffs.
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I will tell one TRUTH.
I enjoy clicking on the "home" in Ellgab. The NEWs headlines make me smile.
A PRIVATE GROUP SHOULD BE A PRIVATE GROUP
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Never listen to anyone who tells you where you can find the best burgers in the world.
Same goes for all other foodstuffs.
I would agree with you up until two weeks ago.
A friend gave me a loaf of rye bread. She said it was the BEST rye bread in the world. She was correct.
It was the BEST rye bread I ever ate in my life in this world.
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It was the BEST rye bread I ever ate in my life in this world.
That still does not make it the best in the world.
"This is the best I have ever tasted" is acceptable.
DON'T INVOLVE THE WORLD!
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That still does not make it the best in the world.
"This is the best I have ever tasted" is acceptable.
DON'T INVOLVE THE WORLD!
I will ask the WORLD to pardon me.
Tell the truth Mr. Bart.
Is this baby @Chimp Covfefe ?
Was he part of the "Shameless Comic Book Ads" that stole money from children?
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I will ask the WORLD to pardon me.
Tell the truth Mr. Bart.
Is this baby @Chimp Covfefe ?
Was he part of the "Shameless Comic Book Ads" that stole money from children?
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Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.
Why did you watch either of these? Hate to blame the victim, but....
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There will never be a greater Canadian hard rock album than Mood Swings.
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The only time I am not full of confidence is when I try to play like Gary Moore.
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The guy who made a fortune selling you Chia Pets is now making a second fortune by convincing you to eat them.
I finally know what you"re talking about.
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Ditto.
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Kale is just a way to make you spend more money for spinach.
Wrong! Massaged spinach? I think not.
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I have thrown away more tea bags than I have ever used.
personal problem.
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Every atheist that tries to sell you some kind of ghost woo toy should be shot.
Twice.
Amen sister, I mean...Bart.
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I healed Exile.
::)
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I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.
???
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I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.
Congratulations?
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Congratulations?
No.
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I would agree with you up until two weeks ago.
A friend gave me a loaf of rye bread. She said it was the BEST rye bread in the world. She was correct.
It was the BEST rye bread I ever ate in my life in this world.
Because rye bread sucks.
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No.
Hi KSM
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Hi KSM
No.
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Hi.
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Why did you watch either of these? Hate to blame the victim, but....
STUPID QUESTION!
I watched enough of each to form a personal opinion.
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Is Google broken in your part of the world?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mood_Swings_(Harem_Scarem_album)
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Crackers?
FUCK 'EM
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I don't like big butts and I cannot lie.
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I will ask the WORLD to pardon me.
Tell the truth Mr. Bart.
Is this baby @Chimp Covfefe ?
Was he part of the "Shameless Comic Book Ads" that stole money from children?
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Chimp was a private dancer, a dancer for money when I met him.
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Congratulations?
@PolkaDot just too funny to all your "?" ;D
I like your style.
You would be a "Bearcat" in the 1920's.
PS/you are wrong about rye bread.
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Crackers?
FUCK 'EM
I assume Nabs are in a seperate class and exempted from the F'ing?
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I don't like big butts and I cannot lie.
You sure?
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Chimp was a private dancer, a dancer for money when I met him.
@Chimp Covfefe is an excellent dancer. As noted in the videos in 'the Kingdom Of Bart.'
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You sure?
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Sweet baby Jesus!
Just for the record--sea stars are often referred to as starfish butt but they are not fish.
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A PRIVATE GROUP SHOULD BE A PRIVATE GROUP
The news headliner is like looking into a Magic 8-Ball
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I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.
The last horror movie I saw was 'There's Something About Mary'
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I assume Nabs are in a seperate class and exempted from the F'ing?
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I have taken one bite of Nabs in my life. Yick.
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STUPID QUESTION!
I watched enough of each to form a personal opinion.
No need to yell, Darling. ::)
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Is Google broken in your part of the world?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mood_Swings_(Harem_Scarem_album)
Why should I have to do ALL the work? ???
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Chocolate covered raisins were my favorite treat at the movies when I was a kid.
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No need to yell, Darling. ::)
NOT TRUE!
A good amount of fake outrage is needed to sell the bit.
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You sure?
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I would say that is the right amount of butt for the body.
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I assume Nabs are in a seperate class and exempted from the F'ing?
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Flavored crackers get a double dose of fucking.
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Crackers?
FUCK 'EM
Whites in general.
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Whites in general.
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Whites in general.
Some idiot at work called me a cracker once. I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.
When informed, I laughed. Not very effective as far as racial slurs go
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Some idiot at work called me a cracker once. I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.
When informed, I laughed. Not very effective as far as racial slurs go
So we're all just a bunch 'o crackers. Ellgab is Cracker Haven
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So we're all just a bunch 'o crackers. Ellgab is Cracker Haven
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So we're all just a bunch 'o crackers. Ellgab is Cracker Haven
''Billy Graham is a cracker''
Teammate banter during pregame stretching, from Jim Bouton's Ball Four
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@PolkaDot just too funny to all your "?" ;D
I like your style.
You would be a "Bearcat" in the 1920's.
PS/you are wrong about rye bread.
Thank you? ;D
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The news headliner is like looking into a Magic 8-Ball
LOL!!
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The last horror movie I saw was 'There's Something About Mary'
LOL!!
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NOT TRUE!
A good amount of fake outrage is needed to sell the bit.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO DISCUSS FAKE OUTRAGE EVER AGAIN!
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Some idiot at work called me a cracker once. I didn't know what the hell she was talking about.
When informed, I laughed. Not very effective as far as racial slurs go
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@Chimp Covfefe is an excellent dancer. As noted in the videos in 'the Kingdom Of Bart.'
You have immaculate taste in dancers.
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Many people, including @SpookyTim , mentioned they were moved by The Highwayman video I did for THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2.
If you go back and listen to the Art part you will hear that it is pretty much just him trying to sell Ghost To Ghost.
I used a clip of him talking about Ghost To Ghost and Shatner-spaced the words to make it seem deep and dramatic.
I figured that would be enough to pull on some heartstrings.
I MANIPULATED YOUR TEARS!
This program is only about one thing?
=2047
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French fries are not made in France.
They are made in grease.
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French fries are not made in France.
They are made in grease.
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Reinvention complete.
I am taking my woo to Amazon Prime Video.
BART ELL HAS LOST HIS MIND will be my first release.
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Reinvention complete.
I am taking my woo to Amazon Prime Video.
BART ELL HAS LOST HIS MIND will be my first release.
Not yet?
Showing results for barrel has lost his mind
So, when?
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Many people, including @SpookyTim , mentioned they were moved by The Highwayman video I did for THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2.
If you go back and listen to the Art part you will hear that it is pretty much just him trying to sell Ghost To Ghost.
I used a clip of him talking about Ghost To Ghost and Shatner-spaced the words to make it seem deep and dramatic.
I figured that would be enough to pull on some heartstrings.
I MANIPULATED YOUR TEARS!
This program is only about one thing?
=2047
On behalf of TIs who didn't get to have Christmas last year, whether due to specially engineered domestic violence, other crime, homelessness, ostracization, extreme poverty, illness, legal problems, or addiction, thank you for replaying a bundle of fun. The re-cap of Dec. 20, 2019 was wonderful! It only took me 2 days to figure out the date from the year, lol. Worth it; it felt like the very first time!
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On behalf of TIs who didn't get to have Christmas last year, whether due to specially engineered domestic violence, other crime, homelessness, ostracization, extreme poverty, illness, legal problems, or addiction, thank you for replaying a bundle of fun. The re-cap of Dec. 20, 2019 was wonderful! It only took me 2 days to figure out the date from the year, lol. Worth it; it felt like the very first time!
It was great
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It was great
I can tell. I'd regretfully missed it, not for nuttin' better either!
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I can tell. I'd regretfully missed it, not for nuttin' better either!
I am wonderful.
More wonderful than @Mr. Wonderful
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I am wonderful.
More wonderful than @Mr. Wonderful
Leader of the Pack!
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I am wonderful.
More wonderful than @Mr. Wonderful
Oh yeah? Well I'm changing my name to Mr. Stupendous! Stupendous trumps wondeful. Wonderful shmonderful I SAY!
Leader of the Pack!
I'll deal with you later.