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Rikki Gins Lounge => How To Use EllGab => Topic started by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 17, 2018, 06:00:27 AM
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Lord Grantham would like to become 2Lord2Grantham
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Oh, okay.
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Will you change my name to Julian?
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Will you change my name to Julian?
Log-in info stays the same
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Thanks!
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Can I change to Sofia?
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Can I change to Sofia?
@14 NO! You can do the logical thing and evolve to, 15. So to answer your question I'm not letting you change your name.
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@14 NO! You can do the logical thing and evolve to, 15. So to answer your question I'm not letting you change your name.
Did you get trained on name changes?
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Did you get trained on name changes?
What does that even mean? Anyway I have chosen a new avatar for you and perhaps you could have your name changed to.... VERA! Yes?
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Steve Langford Has a What?
Sour, I want you to go to jail for this.
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What does that even mean? Anyway I have chosen a new avatar for you and perhaps you could have your name changed to.... VERA! Yes?
I heart Vera!
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Sour, I want you to go to jail for this.
Hehe Yeah that was a good one. Glory years were 06 thru 09 and then the poison was slowly let out as it became unlistenable. #MarcyTurk
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I heart Vera!
Vera the dog, not Vara so much.
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Vera the dog, not Vara so much.
@Sofia The problem with Vera is that she's huge and very affectionate in that she loves to cuddle. She's a 145 LBs and wants to snuggle with you, me my wife or anybody on the bed or the couch or anywhere.. If I lay down on the lawn after cutting the grass she thinks it's an invitation to cuddle, it's too much! I will relate to her your sentiments, she will ask where you live in order to arrange a cuddle. BTW I +1'nd you for that.
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Bart, please change my name to, Sofia Too
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@Sofia The problem with Vera is that she's huge and very affectionate in that she loves to cuddle. She's a 145 LBs and wants to snuggle with you, me my wife or anybody on the bed or the couch or anywhere.. If I lay down on the lawn after cutting the grass she thinks it's an invitation to cuddle, it's too much! I will relate to her your sentiments, she will ask where you live in order to arrange a cuddle. BTW I +1'nd you for that.
I rescued a rottweiller from getting stranded on a sandbar that quickly got surrounded by floodwater in her own yard. As you can imagine I was horribly afraid to approach a rottweiller, and I had never met her, but she would drown if I didn't help, so I got a rope or leash and "tested the waters", approaching very slowly and friendly, measuring her response. She liked the leash and welcomed that with no problem. But even with me leading , she still was afraid to descend off the sandbar. But she had to, bec it would all be under deep water soon. Her owners weren't home, but the door was unlocked (crazy) so I got the cat into my Jeep too. Her owners permanently relocated her to their parents' home, where there is no flooding. It turns out her name was Rosie. When her owners found us waiting up at the main road, Rosie did not want to get out of my vehicle. She was all hugs. But I am terrified of rottweillers so she had to go. It was sad making her go, though. She had bonded with me. She might be deceased now, she would be over 12.
I don't know if you're a Sofia too. Are you sure you didn't mean #metoo?
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I rescued a rottweiller from getting stranded on a sandbar that quickly got surrounded by floodwater in her own yard. As you can imagine I was horribly afraid to approach a rottweiller, and I had never met her, but she would drown if I didn't help, so I got a rope or leash and "tested the waters", approaching very slowly and friendly, measuring her response. She liked the leash and welcomed that with no problem. But even with me leading , she still was afraid to descend off the sandbar. But she had to, bec it would all be under deep water soon. Her owners weren't home, but the door was unlocked (crazy) so I got the cat into my Jeep too. Her owners permanently relocated her to their parents' home, where there is no flooding. It turns out her name was Rosie. When her owners found us waiting up at the main road, Rosie did not want to get out of my vehicle. She was all hugs. But I am terrified of rottweillers so she had to go. It was sad making her go, though. She had bonded with me. She might be deceased now, she would be over 12.
I don't know if you're a Sofia too. Are you sure you didn't mean #metoo?
Wow, that's one for the books. Good +1 on you doing that. It is our responsibility to do such things
Are you thinking that V. AKA Vera is a Rottie? a lot of people make that mistake and yes she does have that look. Her dad is a rare black bull mastiff and mom is a saint Bernard. She was the only black puppy while all her brothers were tanned only to turn black over the first year of their lives.
Again, I like what you did for Rosie 8)
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Wow, that's one for the books. Good +1 on you doing that. It is our responsibility to do such things
Are you thinking that V. AKA Vera is a Rottie? a lot of people make that mistake and yes she does have that look. Her dad is a rare black bull mastiff and mom is a saint Bernard. She was the only black puppy while all her brothers were tanned only to turn black over the first year of their lives.
Again, I like what you did for Rosie 8)
Thanks. Yes, I thought V was a rottie. But now that you mention it, she is larger like a mastiff. She was the ripe puppy! Saint Bernard's seem so special, but I've never known one.
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Sofia has been Disney's littlest princess, rushed into the lime light when her single mother suddenly married a king. Sofia is sassy, adventurous, principled, and sporty. Their families might not like it, but she and her boyfriend swim under water, ride horses, ice skate beautifully, etc...
Her sarcastic smile, folded arms, and impatient tapping toes caught my eye on products at a dollar store years ago. I never knew Disney had a sarcastic child princess!
She is usually only seen in her lavender dress, but below are a couple final words, and some rare poses.
Recently I learned she transformed into a cat. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqz0ZGJke7M This is a welcome thing, because posters here have told me to change my avatar picture. They suggested a cat. Well then. But, before I become a cat, here are some final cameos:
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May I change my username to Tina? Please and Thank You. :-*
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May I change my username to Tina? Please and Thank You. :-*
Sure.
Your log-in info will stay the same.
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Can I change my name to Farm Penis? I am after all a farm boy.
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Can I change my name to Farm Penis? I am after all a farm boy.
Farm Penis it is.
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Farm Penis it is.
Ah, so this one backfired on me. My fear is that I will lose all credibility under that handle 8) If it's not too much to ask and hopefully you see this before many others see the new name, any chance on setting things back to normal? KSM32
I don't even know what a farm penis is. But it doesn't feel good being one I'll tell you that!
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Ah, so this one backfired on me. My fear is that I will lose all credibility under that handle 8) If it's not too much to ask and hopefully you see this before many others see the new name, any chance on setting things back to normal? KSM32
I don't even know what a farm penis is. But it doesn't feel good being one I'll tell you that!
Or you could develop your own line of microphones and market them to auctioneers and square dance callers.
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R.I.P. Farm Penis
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Or you could develop your own line of microphones and market them to auctioneers and square dance callers.
Hahaha Worst and weirdest shaped mic ever. Don't sit on it!
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I missed the entire Farm Penis era.
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I missed the entire Farm Penis era.
@juan It was about three hours long. Any longer and I would've had to call my doctor.
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@juan It was about three hours long. Any longer and I would've had to call my doctor.
Well isn't that a shame. Just couldn't make the math on it work out? How many bushels per acre of penis were you getting?
What is the yield? Been awhile since I've checked the commodity market so I have no idea what a bushel of penis brings in. I'm
sure it's tough. Lord knows the damn things need a whole lot of fertilizer and of course crotch crickets certainly can ruin your day.
Still hate to see you give it up man. This is for you. :'(
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Well isn't that a shame. Just couldn't make the math on it work out? How many bushels per acre of penis were you getting?
What is the yield? Been awhile since I've checked the commodity market so I have no idea what a bushel of penis brings in. I'm
sure it's tough. Lord knows the damn things need a whole lot of fertilizer and of course crotch crickets certainly can ruin your day.
Still hate to see you give it up man. This is for you. :'(
LOL thank you sir. I guess the good ole day can't last forever.
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May I be Sofiawolf?
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May I be Sofiawolf?
I like it, but you'd best check with Dynamo for any copyright issues.
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May I be Sofiawolf?
Nope.
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May I be Sofiawolf?
Looks like you've been denied. I couldn't be happier :) With all your name changes.. after awhile people might start thinking of you as, "unstable"
CRAAAAAAZZZZZEEEEEEEE
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Looks like you've been denied. I couldn't be happier :) With all your name changes.. after awhile people might start thinking of you as, "unstable"
CRAAAAAAZZZZZEEEEEEEE
You get it!
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Do I have to be stuck with the
'I asked for it
Drone Pilot"?
Or can that be customised?
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Do I have to be stuck with the
'I asked for it
Drone Pilot"?
Or can that be customized?
Crickets..
I guess that's my answer.. 8)
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Crickets..
I guess that's my answer.. 8)
Bart glunked down that red Polish fluid and went into a coma man. Cut him some slack.
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Crickets..
I guess that's my answer.. 8)
Happy?
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Happy?
Not in a closed elevator.
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Happy?
Not in the slightest, GSP is not impressed. After all I've been through on this board you simply cannot so easily disrespect and dismiss me in such a way. C'mon man, I slayed the tootsie!! And then with the aid of @Walks_At_Night was able to regain my righteous dignity within the asylum walls. ECHO:::::.. need some furniture in here..
Playing God (or in your mind, playing Bart) with my title. Ooouuutrageous! I cannot continue like this.
Perhaps cooler and less cruel head(s) can prevail.. yes?
PS: I have some of your idiots here believing I just might be a moderator or at least someone with some form of administrative clout but this current condition will completely screw that up.
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Not in the slightest, GSP is not impressed. After all I've been through on this board you simply cannot so easily disrespect and dismiss me in such a way. C'mon man, I slayed the tootsie!! And then with the aid of @Walks_At_Night was able to regain my righteous dignity within the asylum walls. ECHO:::::.. need some furniture in here..
Playing God (or in your mind, playing Bart) with my title. Ooouuutrageous! I cannot continue like this.
Perhaps cooler and less cruel head(s) can prevail.. yes?
PS: I have some of your idiots here believing I just might be a moderator or at least someone with some form of administrative clout but this current condition will completely screw that up.
I FIXED IT!
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You get it!
14 was a farce.
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I FIXED IT!
Well now you're just makin' shit up. Provide proof of said bullshit :)
You could just change it to Banned! That would l00k good and could be somewhat appropriate.
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You could just change it to Banned! That would l00k good and could be somewhat appropriate.
I CAN DO THAT!
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I CAN DO THAT!
lol :P There's just no winning with you, the Bart. Fine. Carry on..
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lol :P There's just no winning with you, the Bart. Fine. Carry on..
Very cute, Mr. Musician.
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Very cute, Mr. Musician.
I thought so. It worked ;)
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I thought so. It worked ;)
It sure did!
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It sure did!
:-\ Great. I'm a member of a forum run by the worlds nicest tyrannical dictator.
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:-\ Great. I'm a member of a forum run by the worlds nicest tyrannical dictator.
Admit it, you're having a...
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Admit it, you're having a...
Helluvatime? Yes indeed! "Live like you're on vacation" - Jay Thomas (radio show host and character actor)
What is the first initial of the first word of my main original bands name?
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Helluvatime? Yes indeed! "Live like you're on vacation" - Jay Thomas (radio show host and character actor)
What is the first initial of the first word of my main original bands name?
C?
For CACA
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Helluvatime? Yes indeed! "Live like you're on vacation" - Jay Thomas (radio show host and character actor)
Jay Thomas was quite an interesting and versatile character. After he graduated from Jacksonville University in the 1970's, in his early days he spent some time as a DJ on the legendary WAPE 690AM radio station here in Jacksonville. I remember his radio show. This was before his major break landing a job at a major market radio station in New York and before his TV work. He returned to Jacksonville and did live theater several times at the Alhambra Dinner Theater. I saw one of his theater performances and he seemed a natural at it.
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C?
For CACA
LOLOL ;D asshole. You would actually like it ya big goof.
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Jay Thomas was quite an interesting and versatile character. After he graduated from Jacksonville University in the 1970's, in his early days he spent some time as a DJ on the legendary WAPE 690AM radio station here in Jacksonville. I remember his radio show. This was before his major break landing a job at a major market radio station in New York and before his TV work. He returned to Jacksonville and did live theater several times at the Alhambra Dinner Theater. I saw one of his theater performances and he seemed a natural at it.
@MaxPower His show on Sirius was killer until he died last year. way better than Sterns show IMO. I ran his message board/forum. It was a lot of fun and had a lot of great members and contributors. I've atatched a scrnsht from about two weeks after I started it up. Things got cooking pretty fast.
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@MaxPower His show on Sirius was killer until he died last year. way better than Sterns show IMO. I ran his message board/forum. It was a lot of fun and had a lot of great members and contributors. I've atatched a scrnsht from about two weeks after I started it up. Things got cooking pretty fast.
Wow, small world. I remember listening to him back in the day of AM radio.
Here is a radio clip of Jay with The Greaseman :) on WAPE 690AM (if you don't have an account at ReelRadio, it is free to join and then play the clip): http://www.reelradio.com/gifts/gmjtwape80.html#gmjtwape80 (http://www.reelradio.com/gifts/gmjtwape80.html#gmjtwape80)
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Wow, small world. I remember listening to him back in the day of AM radio.
Here is a radio clip of Jay with The Greaseman :) on WAPE 690AM (if you don't have an account at ReelRadio, it is free to join and then play the clip): http://www.reelradio.com/gifts/gmjtwape80.html#gmjtwape80 (http://www.reelradio.com/gifts/gmjtwape80.html#gmjtwape80)
@MaxPower Whoa! Huge +1 thanks for that link. I have hundreds of his Sirius shows in mp3 and I'll record that clip and add it to the misc folder. I haven't checked it in awhile but there was a whole bunch of clips and pieces on his Jay Thomas Show soundcloud page.
What the hell I'll check right now.. hold on.. ( Jeopardy Music )… I'm back! Here it is. Time well wasted :D
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmentertainment/sets/jay-thomas-show
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Not in the slightest, GSP is not impressed. After all I've been through on this board you simply cannot so easily disrespect and dismiss me in such a way. C'mon man, I slayed the tootsie!!
Littlebigman demands recognition! What next, pushing kids on crutches into a cold puddle of mud?
I would say to bring it, but I am easily bored and you'd likely become confused :-*
p.s. luv ya!
p.s.s. WWLS (What Would Lemme Say?)
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Littlebigman demands recognition! What next, pushing kids on crutches into a cold puddle of mud?
I would say to bring it, but I am easily bored and you'd likely become confused :-*
p.s. luv ya!
p.s.s. WWLS (What Would Lemme Say?)
Are you drunk? That is one messed up soup right there.
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Are you drunk? That is one messed up soup right there.
Don't be skeered to fight in your own weight class. If it helps, I'll take a beer and a bump to make it easier for you
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Don't be skeered to fight in your own weight class. If it helps, I'll take a beer and a bump to make it easier for you
Funny that an obese simpleton who's home may or may not have wheels would be looking to engage in any kind of "fight" You're not a keyboard tough-guy, nobody can be convinced that you are. Finish your mayonnaise sandwich and go rake your driveway would ya' please, you're bringing down the park. And stop sullying this thread with your random, innate, drivel. @Bart Ell Sumethinz new would like little turds for blocks above his avatar.
Keith, whatever your all o' the sudden problem is with me you yield zip for fruit with your attempts at wit, seriously. I will not give you a beer nor will I bump you one. Although I won't bump you down one because those little karmic scores are so hard to come by for you.
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Funny that an obese simpleton who's home may or may not have wheels would be looking to engage in any kind of "fight" You're not a keyboard tough-guy, nobody can be convinced that you are. Finish your mayonnaise sandwich and go rake your driveway would ya' please, you're bringing down the park. And stop sullying this thread with your random, innate, drivel. @Bart Ell Sumethinz new would like little turds for blocks above his avatar.
Keith, whatever your all o' the sudden problem is with me you yield zip for fruit with your attempts at wit, seriously. I will not give you a beer nor will I bump you one. Although I won't bump you down one because those little karmic scores are so hard to come by for you.
Funny start, full of baseless assumptions, but you most certainly could do better than that...I had thought.
I really have no problem with you, but it's just so rich that you take full credit for vanquishing someone with an obvious Personality Disorder that I had to tweak you a bit to see what might unfold
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Funny start, full of baseless assumptions, but you most certainly could do better than that...I had thought.
I really have no problem with you, but it's just so rich that you take full credit for vanquishing someone with an obvious Personality Disorder that I had to tweak you a bit to see what might unfold
Quit while you're behind.
As far as sheee goes, I was unecassarily crass and do owe her an apology.
If you have any more "tweaking to do" with me, please don't shit up this thread anymore than you already have. You could head over to the random topics department and start a thread called;
Lets' Go After KSM
Orrr,
KSM can't do floors good coz he's a stupidhead
orrr,
I love ksm no I don't
orrr,
And this is my personal favorite; I Wish I were KSM's Beautiful Wife.
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Quit while you're behind.
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And this is my personal favorite; I Wish I were KSM's Beautiful Wife.
Is she the one with the really big feet?
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Quit while you're behind.
As far as sheee goes, I was unecassarily crass and do owe her an apology.
If you have any more "tweaking to do" with me, please don't shit up this thread anymore than you already have. You could head over to the random topics department and start a thread called;
Lets' Go After KSM
Orrr,
KSM can't do floors good coz he's a stupidhead
orrr,
I love ksm no I don't
orrr,
And this is my personal favorite; I Wish I were KSM's Beautiful Wife.
That's more like the playful KSM I expected; however, you must admit I am not the only shitter in this thread. Strange how you suddenly care about shitting up threads! Perhaps it's a case of what's good for thee isn't for me :P
Anyway, it would be cool if you could somehow make those amends you spoke of and thanks for breaking up the monotony...it's been a difficult time lately
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Is she the one with the really big feet?
Very funny. Yes, she does. It's no secret.. but they're not ugly feet and they're ankle down. Editing here::: Are you suggesting that a woman with big foots cannot be beautiful?
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Anyway, it would be cool if you could somehow make those amends you spoke of and thanks for breaking up the monotony...it's been a difficult time lately
Agreed. But I doubt she'll entertain any form of concession. Sometimes.. one just goes toooo far.
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Very funny. Yes, she does. It's no secret.. but they're not ugly feet and they're ankle down. Editing here::: Are you suggesting that a woman with big foots cannot be beautiful?
Au Contraire. Women with big feet are awesome. Unless their second toe sticks out further than their big toe. That is King Queen Size nasty.
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Au Contraire. Women with big feet are awesome. Unless their second toe sticks out further than their big toe. That is King Queen Size nasty.
I couldn't agree more on the toe thing. You're describing my sister n' law. But I didn't say that 8) My wife is tall and athletic so the built in flippers for swimming and skis for skiing are a plus. I stopped making those jokes long ago as she heard them all her life. I suspect they also come in handy during tennis. My only complaint is her getting back to the house after said activities and relaxing all barefoot frolicking ETC without showering first.. but that's another story that shall go no further.
And now I've BFunkified this thread.
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I couldn't agree more on the toe thing. You're describing my sister n' law. But I didn't say that 8) My wife is tall and athletic so the built in flippers for swimming and skis for skiing are a plus. I stopped making those jokes long ago as she heard them all her life. I suspect they also come in handy during tennis. My only complaint is her getting back to the house after said activities and relaxing all barefoot frolicking ETC without showering first.. but that's another story that shall go no further.
And now I've BFunkified this thread.
You know what they say about girls with big feet.
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You know what they say about girls with big feet.
Big shoes. ?
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Bart, #MerickTheIdget, please.
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Bart, #MerickTheIdget, please.
Simply not believable... ::)
https://twitter.com/EricTheActor11
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Bart, #MerickTheIdget, please.
Ack ack.
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Funny that an obese simpleton who's home may or may not have wheels would be looking to engage in any kind of "fight" You're not a keyboard -guy, nobody can be convinced that you are. Finish your mayonnaise sandwich and go rake your driveway would ya' please, you're bringing down the park. And stop sullying this thread with your random, innate, drivel. @Bart Ell Sumethinz new would like little turds for blocks above his avatar.
Keith, whatever your all o' the sudden problem is with me you yield zip for fruit with your attempts at wit, seriously. I will not give you a beer nor will I bump you one. Although I won't bump you down one because those little karmic scores are so hard to come by for you.
KSM, in Bellgab there were 2 people w/ names like sumthinz new. Is this guy one of them?
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KSM, in Bellgab there were 2 people w/ names like sumthinz new. Is this guy one of them?
Hmm, not sure. Just makin' this shit up as I go along :-\
What? Ok fine I'll answer you, let go of my arm please!
Goin on was at BG, New is the name for the same person on NEW forum Ellgab. There was never a "new" at BG, only here. IE same singular person. Unless he says different and in which case I still won't care.
How are you I'm fine, good.
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KSM, in Bellgab there were 2 people w/ names like sumthinz new. Is this guy one of them?
Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!
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Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!
Hahaha Fonzie. I should have told her to "sit on it" ;D
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Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!
In Bellgab, there are two different avatars which basically spell Something's New, just spelled in two different ways. One of them got very personal with me frequently and we talked about his career in, more or less, social work. Then he seemed to get mad at me & even started using foul language, a new low for him..... Just doesn't seem like you at all.
Thank you, KSM32 for the clarification. I really appreciate it. I hung in there waiting for the fog to lift on this, but it never would have without your help. From what you say, I gather that Keith is much more active now than he ever was in Bellgab, right? Does that prove I'm starting to understand who is who in this respect?
Yes, I'm fine today & glad to hear that you are, too. Saw some beautiful dogs today while I was in public. A coy, thin American Bulldog (if you can imagine one being coy & thin) and a beautiful dark German Shepherd. Maybe Vera (ooooh, I almost typed Vara), maybe Vera would have loved these boys!
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In Bellgab, there are two different avatars which basically spell Something's New, just spelled in two different ways. One of them got very personal with me frequently and we talked about his career in, more or less, social work. Then he seemed to get mad at me & even started using foul language, a new low for him..... Just doesn't seem like you at all.
Thank you, KSM32 for the clarification. I really appreciate it. I hung in there waiting for the fog to lift on this, but it never would have without your help. From what you say, I gather that Keith is much more active now than he ever was in Bellgab, right? Does that prove I'm starting to understand who is who in this respect?
Yes, I'm fine today & glad to hear that you are, too. Saw some beautiful dogs today while I was in public. A coy, thin American Bulldog (if you can imagine one being coy & thin) and a beautiful dark German Shepherd. Maybe Vera (ooooh, I almost typed Vara), maybe Vera would have loved these boys!
@Sofia
Vera is very snobby, not easily impressed ;)
For the record; if you, I or anybody uses this thread for general conversation Bart has cart blanche to change our names to anything he wants to. So.. just sayin' must proceed with caution
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@Sofia
Vera is very snobby, not easily impressed ;)
For the record; if you, I or anybody uses this thread for general conversation Bart has cart blanche to change our names to anything he wants to. So.. just sayin' must proceed with caution
Gasp. It's difficult to imagine being hurt by Bart. Would that be BartHurt?
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In Bellgab, there are two different avatars which basically spell Something's New, just spelled in two different ways. One of them got very personal with me frequently and we talked about his career in, more or less, social work. Then he seemed to get mad at me & even started using foul language, a new low for him..... Just doesn't seem like you at all.
I have never been angry at you and pretty much keep any ribald comments at a PG-13 level, so you may have either conflated me with some other person(s) *or* based on your last sentence in the above quote, think/thought ksm is me...he should be so lucky! Besides, K could NEVER end a sentence without the proper punctuation, so there's that, also
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I have never been angry at you and pretty much keep any ribald comments at a PG-13 level, so you may have either conflated me with some other person(s) *or* based on your last sentence in the above quote, think/thought ksm is me...he should be so lucky! Besides, K could NEVER end a sentence without the proper punctuation, so there's that, also
Okay then. Well, there were two people with something's new as their avatar theme. Well, thanks for helping me clear that up :). I had been mystified. Right, it wasn't KSM; he makes his identity known.
It was quite a shake up last July!
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Can I change my name to Farm Penis? I am after all a farm boy.
LMAO
@KSM32
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Can you change my name to Ren?
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LMAO
@KSM32
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@Ren hahahaha Good woman loves a tractor ride.
I'm almost ready to go back to it. It's a lot to live up to and I'm very busy these days but Farm Penis will return. Soon :)
..watch out ladies
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@Bart Ell I'd like to do the Farm Penis thing again. Just a week or so... no more. Notice the F & P in caps.
Thank you dearly. And deerly.
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Whenever you get the time, can we revert things back to normal. Also, if it pleases the court I would like to remove the #followthewheel
Thank you.
EDIT: Bart, the stock avatar sizes are in need of some resizing. I wanted to be Didi but the photo is so small one cannot make out who it is. Please address this, pronto!
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Whenever you get the time, can we revert things back to normal. Also, if it pleases the court I would like to remove the #followthewheel
Thank you.
Okie Dokie..
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Thank ya'
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@Bart Ell I'd like to do the Farm Penis thing again. Just a week or so... no more. Notice the F & P in caps.
Thank you dearly. And deerly Queerly.
fixed
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Okie Dokie..
@KSM32 congrats on your new status. maybe I never noticed it but it is still funny as ever.
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@KSM32 congrats on your new status. maybe I never noticed it but it is still funny as ever.
Are you making a sexual advance? Sounds like you're coming on to me. Orrrrrrr, am I just being silly.. ;)
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Are you making a sexual advance? Sounds like you're coming on to me. Orrrrrrr, am I just being silly.. ;)
Why did you change your name back?? hah
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Why did you change your name back?? hah
You could change yours to Bitch Eyes.
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Why did you change your name back?? hah
I'm a senior moderator and nobody would take my policing and authority seriously as, farm penis. C'mon, if a Farm penis pulls you over..?
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I'm a senior moderator and nobody would take my policing and authority seriously as, farm penis. C'mon, if a Farm penis pulls you over..?
I think it's a solid name. It sounds like a voice of authority to me!
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I think it's a solid name. It sounds like a voice of authority to me!
Now Toonces!!!!!
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Now Toonces!!!!!
Hehe. I couldn't resist! @anniem
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I'm a senior moderator and nobody would take my policing and authority seriously as, farm penis. C'mon, if a Farm penis pulls you over..?
"My name is Farm Penis. Respect my authoritah ..." You're right. Doesn't really work
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Hehe. I couldn't resist! @anniem
Toonces the driving cat
The cat who could drive a car
He drives around
All over the town
Toonces the driving cat!
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Toonces the driving cat
The cat who could drive a car
He drives around
All over the town
Toonces the driving cat!
YES @anniem !
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"My name is Farm Penis. Respect my authoritah ..." You're right. Doesn't really work
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@TigerLily @BrightEyes and everyone else.
For the record I am not a moderator. Not that you believed I had been afforded some modicum of E-Power here, but there are at least four or five that are buying in to my BS. BS btw which I will continue to propagate. So I'm a moderator.
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I have never been angry at you and pretty much keep any ribald comments at a PG-13 level, so you may have either conflated me with some other person(s) *or* based on your last sentence in the above quote, think/thought ksm is me...he should be so lucky! Besides, K could NEVER end a sentence without the proper punctuation, so there's that, also
I apologize. After reviewing old posts carefully, there is no record of negative language. All I can figure is KSM lowered the bar, skanked up the environment or I was in funks. So, any ribald comments had nothing to do with you and I owe you an apology. I'm sorry! Thanks for giving me time.
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Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!
Okay, I'm convinced. Had to read old posts carefully.
I think when BG went down last July, a lot of us were turned upside down. My feelings of uncertainty colored my vision. I became biased, looking at you subjectively. Suffering from Internet-PTSD (not as lame as it sounds).
Well, a systematic analysis of old posts shows you are BG's somethinz going on. I can tell by your grammar, and how at one point you privately introduced yourself.
Sorry I got confused. To date, everything you said makes sense.
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All I can figure is KSM lowered the bar, skanked up the environment
Well imagine my surprise to find out that I'm such a vomitous personality. Make ya a deal, you get three other members to agree with you and I'll retire. BTW Sumthinz doesn't count so you'll need three fresh signatures ;)
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Well imagine my surprise to find out that I'm such a vomitous personality. Make ya a deal, you get three other members to agree with you and I'll retire. BTW Sumthinz doesn't count so you'll need three fresh signatures ;)
I think you were just going through a time. Don't go away; I thought you liked skank (sleaze), otherwise I wouldn't have said it. You know what you are :-*.
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I think you were just going through a time. Don't go away; I thought you liked skank (sleaze), otherwise I wouldn't have said it. You know what you are :-*.
Skank?
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I apologize. After reviewing old posts carefully, there is no record of negative language. All I can figure is KSM lowered the bar, skanked up the environment or I was in funks. So, any ribald comments had nothing to do with you and I owe you an apology. I'm sorry! Thanks for giving me time.
No harm done 🙂
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Well imagine my surprise to find out that I'm such a vomitous personality. Make ya a deal, you get three other members to agree with you and I'll retire. BTW Sumthinz doesn't count so you'll need three fresh signatures ;)
Being a vomitous personality ain't necessarily a bad thing, just remember time and place is important. Certainly, you don't belong in Nanna's Sunday School Class and she'd whip your ass for sure, but I wouldn't vote you of this island...just yet 🌻
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You know what you are :-*.
Yeah, self employed, happy, and soft retired at a relatively early age.
And I didn't say I was going anywhere but rather placing the onus on you to have me removed. I'm an asshole of my word and I would honor the aforementioned poll.
If it makes you feel any better, I came in THIRD place in our annual Neighborhood Lawn King competition. It's a MUTHAFUCKINOUTRAGE!!!!
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Being a vomitous personality ain't necessarily a bad thing, just remember time and place is important. Certainly, you don't belong in Nanna's Sunday School Class and she'd whip your ass for sure, but I wouldn't vote you of this island...just yet 🌻
@sumethinz new Meh I am no stranger to "Sunday School" a Baptist one at that. 12 years of Sunday school and church pews. As far as time and place goes, I wouldn't be in the place I'm at if not for being able to work "time" in my favor. And there ain't nothin wrong with that.
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Being a vomitous personality ain't necessarily a bad thing, just remember time and place is important. Certainly, you don't belong in Nanna's Sunday School Class and she'd whip your ass for sure, but I wouldn't vote you of this island...just yet 🌻
Edit to say "of" should read "off"
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@sumethinz new Meh I am no stranger to "Sunday School" a Baptist one at that. 12 years of Sunday school and church pews. As far as time and place goes, I wouldn't be in the place I'm at if not for being able to work "time" in my favor. And there ain't nothin wrong with that.
Roger that
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Yeah, self employed, happy, and soft retired at a relatively early age.
And I didn't say I was going anywhere but rather placing the onus on you to have me removed. I'm an asshole of my word and I would honor the aforementioned poll.
If it makes you feel any better, I came in THIRD place in our annual Neighborhood Lawn King competition. It's a MUTHAFUCKINOUTRAGE!!!!
Why remove? Just reform! Congrats on placing - your lawn does look very nice.No harm done 🙂
Glad to hear it.
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Ok, let's try Farmed Salmon Penis!
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Ok, let's try Farmed Salmon Penis!
It was supposed to be cute, a joke, hahaha <- like that. I had no plans on it coming to fruition. Kindly restore my dignity.
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It was supposed to be cute, a joke, hahaha <- like that. I had no plans on it coming to fruition. Kindly restore my dignity.
I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.
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I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.
+1 - I’d say at least to the end of the year.
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I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.
No need for chances because I was kidding, joking and just flat out goofing. I trust you'll do the right thing. Yeah?
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No need for chances because I was kidding, joking and just flat out goofing. I trust you'll do the right thing. Yeah?
@FSP looks good on you.
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WTF? FSP?!? OMG!
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I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.
I agree and I am happy for the changes.
Does this mean I am a fan o' the Farmed salmon Penis?
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This is a poorly thought out albeit systematic group effort bowel movement to squeeze me out from between the boards buttocks. Well hussies, without me there is no WE, and without ME, we are only you :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Change it back, Bart.
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Sorry to all FSP fans, he could not handle the spotlight.
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Sorry to all FSP fans, he could not handle the spotlight.
That spotlight burns rather hot as you have the ceilings set rather low in here. Thank you for doing the right thing. Geesh!
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Can I be SpookPumpkin until after Halloween?
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Can I be SpookPumpkin until after Halloween?
Would Mr. Spookcat approve?
also, you should be more specific and give an actual date, "after Halloween" is vague enough to cause grief 😀
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Would Mr. Spookcat approve?
also, you should be more specific and give an actual date, "after Halloween" is vague enough to cause grief 😀
It’s complicated.
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Would Mr. Spookcat approve?
also, you should be more specific and give an actual date, "after Halloween" is vague enough to cause grief 😀
I can be a useless pumpkin.