Will you change my name to Julian?
Can I change to Sofia?@14 NO! You can do the logical thing and evolve to, 15. So to answer your question I'm not letting you change your name.
@14 NO! You can do the logical thing and evolve to, 15. So to answer your question I'm not letting you change your name.Did you get trained on name changes?
Did you get trained on name changes?What does that even mean? Anyway I have chosen a new avatar for you and perhaps you could have your name changed to.... VERA! Yes?
Steve Langford Has a What?
What does that even mean? Anyway I have chosen a new avatar for you and perhaps you could have your name changed to.... VERA! Yes?I heart Vera!
Sour, I want you to go to jail for this.Hehe Yeah that was a good one. Glory years were 06 thru 09 and then the poison was slowly let out as it became unlistenable. #MarcyTurk
I heart Vera!Vera the dog, not Vara so much.
Vera the dog, not Vara so much.@Sofia The problem with Vera is that she's huge and very affectionate in that she loves to cuddle. She's a 145 LBs and wants to snuggle with you, me my wife or anybody on the bed or the couch or anywhere.. If I lay down on the lawn after cutting the grass she thinks it's an invitation to cuddle, it's too much! I will relate to her your sentiments, she will ask where you live in order to arrange a cuddle. BTW I +1'nd you for that.
@Sofia The problem with Vera is that she's huge and very affectionate in that she loves to cuddle. She's a 145 LBs and wants to snuggle with you, me my wife or anybody on the bed or the couch or anywhere.. If I lay down on the lawn after cutting the grass she thinks it's an invitation to cuddle, it's too much! I will relate to her your sentiments, she will ask where you live in order to arrange a cuddle. BTW I +1'nd you for that.I rescued a rottweiller from getting stranded on a sandbar that quickly got surrounded by floodwater in her own yard. As you can imagine I was horribly afraid to approach a rottweiller, and I had never met her, but she would drown if I didn't help, so I got a rope or leash and "tested the waters", approaching very slowly and friendly, measuring her response. She liked the leash and welcomed that with no problem. But even with me leading , she still was afraid to descend off the sandbar. But she had to, bec it would all be under deep water soon. Her owners weren't home, but the door was unlocked (crazy) so I got the cat into my Jeep too. Her owners permanently relocated her to their parents' home, where there is no flooding. It turns out her name was Rosie. When her owners found us waiting up at the main road, Rosie did not want to get out of my vehicle. She was all hugs. But I am terrified of rottweillers so she had to go. It was sad making her go, though. She had bonded with me. She might be deceased now, she would be over 12.
I rescued a rottweiller from getting stranded on a sandbar that quickly got surrounded by floodwater in her own yard. As you can imagine I was horribly afraid to approach a rottweiller, and I had never met her, but she would drown if I didn't help, so I got a rope or leash and "tested the waters", approaching very slowly and friendly, measuring her response. She liked the leash and welcomed that with no problem. But even with me leading , she still was afraid to descend off the sandbar. But she had to, bec it would all be under deep water soon. Her owners weren't home, but the door was unlocked (crazy) so I got the cat into my Jeep too. Her owners permanently relocated her to their parents' home, where there is no flooding. It turns out her name was Rosie. When her owners found us waiting up at the main road, Rosie did not want to get out of my vehicle. She was all hugs. But I am terrified of rottweillers so she had to go. It was sad making her go, though. She had bonded with me. She might be deceased now, she would be over 12.Wow, that's one for the books. Good +1 on you doing that. It is our responsibility to do such things
I don't know if you're a Sofia too. Are you sure you didn't mean #metoo?
Wow, that's one for the books. Good +1 on you doing that. It is our responsibility to do such thingsThanks. Yes, I thought V was a rottie. But now that you mention it, she is larger like a mastiff. She was the ripe puppy! Saint Bernard's seem so special, but I've never known one.
Are you thinking that V. AKA Vera is a Rottie? a lot of people make that mistake and yes she does have that look. Her dad is a rare black bull mastiff and mom is a saint Bernard. She was the only black puppy while all her brothers were tanned only to turn black over the first year of their lives.
Again, I like what you did for Rosie 8)
May I change my username to Tina? Please and Thank You. :-*
Can I change my name to Farm Penis? I am after all a farm boy.
Farm Penis it is.Ah, so this one backfired on me. My fear is that I will lose all credibility under that handle 8) If it's not too much to ask and hopefully you see this before many others see the new name, any chance on setting things back to normal? KSM32
Ah, so this one backfired on me. My fear is that I will lose all credibility under that handle 8) If it's not too much to ask and hopefully you see this before many others see the new name, any chance on setting things back to normal? KSM32
I don't even know what a farm penis is. But it doesn't feel good being one I'll tell you that!
Or you could develop your own line of microphones and market them to auctioneers and square dance callers.Hahaha Worst and weirdest shaped mic ever. Don't sit on it!
I missed the entire Farm Penis era.@juan It was about three hours long. Any longer and I would've had to call my doctor.
@juan It was about three hours long. Any longer and I would've had to call my doctor.
Well isn't that a shame. Just couldn't make the math on it work out? How many bushels per acre of penis were you getting?LOL thank you sir. I guess the good ole day can't last forever.
What is the yield? Been awhile since I've checked the commodity market so I have no idea what a bushel of penis brings in. I'm
sure it's tough. Lord knows the damn things need a whole lot of fertilizer and of course crotch crickets certainly can ruin your day.
Still hate to see you give it up man. This is for you. :'(
May I be Sofiawolf?
May I be Sofiawolf?
May I be Sofiawolf?Looks like you've been denied. I couldn't be happier :) With all your name changes.. after awhile people might start thinking of you as, "unstable"
Looks like you've been denied. I couldn't be happier :) With all your name changes.. after awhile people might start thinking of you as, "unstable"
CRAAAAAAZZZZZEEEEEEEE
Do I have to be stuck with the
'I asked for it
Drone Pilot"?
Or can that be customized?
Crickets..
I guess that's my answer.. 8)
Crickets..
I guess that's my answer.. 8)
Happy?
Happy?Not in the slightest, GSP is not impressed. After all I've been through on this board you simply cannot so easily disrespect and dismiss me in such a way. C'mon man, I slayed the tootsie!! And then with the aid of @Walks_At_Night was able to regain my righteous dignity within the asylum walls. ECHO:::::.. need some furniture in here..
Not in the slightest, GSP is not impressed. After all I've been through on this board you simply cannot so easily disrespect and dismiss me in such a way. C'mon man, I slayed the tootsie!! And then with the aid of @Walks_At_Night was able to regain my righteous dignity within the asylum walls. ECHO:::::.. need some furniture in here..
Playing God (or in your mind, playing Bart) with my title. Ooouuutrageous! I cannot continue like this.
Perhaps cooler and less cruel head(s) can prevail.. yes?
PS: I have some of your idiots here believing I just might be a moderator or at least someone with some form of administrative clout but this current condition will completely screw that up.
You get it!14 was a farce.
I FIXED IT!Well now you're just makin' shit up. Provide proof of said bullshit :)
You could just change it to Banned! That would l00k good and could be somewhat appropriate.
I CAN DO THAT!lol :P There's just no winning with you, the Bart. Fine. Carry on..
lol :P There's just no winning with you, the Bart. Fine. Carry on..Very cute, Mr. Musician.
Very cute, Mr. Musician.I thought so. It worked ;)
I thought so. It worked ;)
It sure did!:-\ Great. I'm a member of a forum run by the worlds nicest tyrannical dictator.
:-\ Great. I'm a member of a forum run by the worlds nicest tyrannical dictator.
Admit it, you're having a...Helluvatime? Yes indeed! "Live like you're on vacation" - Jay Thomas (radio show host and character actor)
Helluvatime? Yes indeed! "Live like you're on vacation" - Jay Thomas (radio show host and character actor)
What is the first initial of the first word of my main original bands name?
Helluvatime? Yes indeed! "Live like you're on vacation" - Jay Thomas (radio show host and character actor)Jay Thomas was quite an interesting and versatile character. After he graduated from Jacksonville University in the 1970's, in his early days he spent some time as a DJ on the legendary WAPE 690AM radio station here in Jacksonville. I remember his radio show. This was before his major break landing a job at a major market radio station in New York and before his TV work. He returned to Jacksonville and did live theater several times at the Alhambra Dinner Theater. I saw one of his theater performances and he seemed a natural at it.
C?LOLOL ;D asshole. You would actually like it ya big goof.
For CACA
Jay Thomas was quite an interesting and versatile character. After he graduated from Jacksonville University in the 1970's, in his early days he spent some time as a DJ on the legendary WAPE 690AM radio station here in Jacksonville. I remember his radio show. This was before his major break landing a job at a major market radio station in New York and before his TV work. He returned to Jacksonville and did live theater several times at the Alhambra Dinner Theater. I saw one of his theater performances and he seemed a natural at it.@MaxPower His show on Sirius was killer until he died last year. way better than Sterns show IMO. I ran his message board/forum. It was a lot of fun and had a lot of great members and contributors. I've atatched a scrnsht from about two weeks after I started it up. Things got cooking pretty fast.
@MaxPower His show on Sirius was killer until he died last year. way better than Sterns show IMO. I ran his message board/forum. It was a lot of fun and had a lot of great members and contributors. I've atatched a scrnsht from about two weeks after I started it up. Things got cooking pretty fast.Wow, small world. I remember listening to him back in the day of AM radio.
Wow, small world. I remember listening to him back in the day of AM radio.@MaxPower Whoa! Huge +1 thanks for that link. I have hundreds of his Sirius shows in mp3 and I'll record that clip and add it to the misc folder. I haven't checked it in awhile but there was a whole bunch of clips and pieces on his Jay Thomas Show soundcloud page.
Here is a radio clip of Jay with The Greaseman :) on WAPE 690AM (if you don't have an account at ReelRadio, it is free to join and then play the clip): http://www.reelradio.com/gifts/gmjtwape80.html#gmjtwape80 (http://www.reelradio.com/gifts/gmjtwape80.html#gmjtwape80)
Not in the slightest, GSP is not impressed. After all I've been through on this board you simply cannot so easily disrespect and dismiss me in such a way. C'mon man, I slayed the tootsie!!
Littlebigman demands recognition! What next, pushing kids on crutches into a cold puddle of mud?Are you drunk? That is one messed up soup right there.
I would say to bring it, but I am easily bored and you'd likely become confused :-*
p.s. luv ya!
p.s.s. WWLS (What Would Lemme Say?)
Are you drunk? That is one messed up soup right there.
Don't be skeered to fight in your own weight class. If it helps, I'll take a beer and a bump to make it easier for youFunny that an obese simpleton who's home may or may not have wheels would be looking to engage in any kind of "fight" You're not a keyboard tough-guy, nobody can be convinced that you are. Finish your mayonnaise sandwich and go rake your driveway would ya' please, you're bringing down the park. And stop sullying this thread with your random, innate, drivel. @Bart Ell Sumethinz new would like little turds for blocks above his avatar.
Funny that an obese simpleton who's home may or may not have wheels would be looking to engage in any kind of "fight" You're not a keyboard tough-guy, nobody can be convinced that you are. Finish your mayonnaise sandwich and go rake your driveway would ya' please, you're bringing down the park. And stop sullying this thread with your random, innate, drivel. @Bart Ell Sumethinz new would like little turds for blocks above his avatar.
Keith, whatever your all o' the sudden problem is with me you yield zip for fruit with your attempts at wit, seriously. I will not give you a beer nor will I bump you one. Although I won't bump you down one because those little karmic scores are so hard to come by for you.
Funny start, full of baseless assumptions, but you most certainly could do better than that...I had thought.Quit while you're behind.
I really have no problem with you, but it's just so rich that you take full credit for vanquishing someone with an obvious Personality Disorder that I had to tweak you a bit to see what might unfold
Quit while you're behind.
...
And this is my personal favorite; I Wish I were KSM's Beautiful Wife.
Quit while you're behind.
As far as sheee goes, I was unecassarily crass and do owe her an apology.
If you have any more "tweaking to do" with me, please don't shit up this thread anymore than you already have. You could head over to the random topics department and start a thread called;
Lets' Go After KSM
Orrr,
KSM can't do floors good coz he's a stupidhead
orrr,
I love ksm no I don't
orrr,
And this is my personal favorite; I Wish I were KSM's Beautiful Wife.
Is she the one with the really big feet?Very funny. Yes, she does. It's no secret.. but they're not ugly feet and they're ankle down. Editing here::: Are you suggesting that a woman with big foots cannot be beautiful?
Agreed. But I doubt she'll entertain any form of concession. Sometimes.. one just goes toooo far.
Anyway, it would be cool if you could somehow make those amends you spoke of and thanks for breaking up the monotony...it's been a difficult time lately
Very funny. Yes, she does. It's no secret.. but they're not ugly feet and they're ankle down. Editing here::: Are you suggesting that a woman with big foots cannot be beautiful?
Au Contraire. Women with big feet are awesome. Unless their second toe sticks out further than their big toe. That isI couldn't agree more on the toe thing. You're describing my sister n' law. But I didn't say that 8) My wife is tall and athletic so the built in flippers for swimming and skis for skiing are a plus. I stopped making those jokes long ago as she heard them all her life. I suspect they also come in handy during tennis. My only complaint is her getting back to the house after said activities and relaxing all barefoot frolicking ETC without showering first.. but that's another story that shall go no further.KingQueen Size nasty.
I couldn't agree more on the toe thing. You're describing my sister n' law. But I didn't say that 8) My wife is tall and athletic so the built in flippers for swimming and skis for skiing are a plus. I stopped making those jokes long ago as she heard them all her life. I suspect they also come in handy during tennis. My only complaint is her getting back to the house after said activities and relaxing all barefoot frolicking ETC without showering first.. but that's another story that shall go no further.
And now I've BFunkified this thread.
You know what they say about girls with big feet.Big shoes. ?
Bart, #MerickTheIdget, please.
Bart, #MerickTheIdget, please.
Funny that an obese simpleton who's home may or may not have wheels would be looking to engage in any kind of "fight" You're not a keyboard -guy, nobody can be convinced that you are. Finish your mayonnaise sandwich and go rake your driveway would ya' please, you're bringing down the park. And stop sullying this thread with your random, innate, drivel. @Bart Ell Sumethinz new would like little turds for blocks above his avatar.KSM, in Bellgab there were 2 people w/ names like sumthinz new. Is this guy one of them?
Keith, whatever your all o' the sudden problem is with me you yield zip for fruit with your attempts at wit, seriously. I will not give you a beer nor will I bump you one. Although I won't bump you down one because those little karmic scores are so hard to come by for you.
KSM, in Bellgab there were 2 people w/ names like sumthinz new. Is this guy one of them?
KSM, in Bellgab there were 2 people w/ names like sumthinz new. Is this guy one of them?
Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!Hahaha Fonzie. I should have told her to "sit on it" ;D
Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!In Bellgab, there are two different avatars which basically spell Something's New, just spelled in two different ways. One of them got very personal with me frequently and we talked about his career in, more or less, social work. Then he seemed to get mad at me & even started using foul language, a new low for him..... Just doesn't seem like you at all.
In Bellgab, there are two different avatars which basically spell Something's New, just spelled in two different ways. One of them got very personal with me frequently and we talked about his career in, more or less, social work. Then he seemed to get mad at me & even started using foul language, a new low for him..... Just doesn't seem like you at all.@Sofia
Thank you, KSM32 for the clarification. I really appreciate it. I hung in there waiting for the fog to lift on this, but it never would have without your help. From what you say, I gather that Keith is much more active now than he ever was in Bellgab, right? Does that prove I'm starting to understand who is who in this respect?
Yes, I'm fine today & glad to hear that you are, too. Saw some beautiful dogs today while I was in public. A coy, thin American Bulldog (if you can imagine one being coy & thin) and a beautiful dark German Shepherd. Maybe Vera (ooooh, I almost typed Vara), maybe Vera would have loved these boys!
@SofiaGasp. It's difficult to imagine being hurt by Bart. Would that be BartHurt?
Vera is very snobby, not easily impressed ;)
For the record; if you, I or anybody uses this thread for general conversation Bart has cart blanche to change our names to anything he wants to. So.. just sayin' must proceed with caution
In Bellgab, there are two different avatars which basically spell Something's New, just spelled in two different ways. One of them got very personal with me frequently and we talked about his career in, more or less, social work. Then he seemed to get mad at me & even started using foul language, a new low for him..... Just doesn't seem like you at all.
I have never been angry at you and pretty much keep any ribald comments at a PG-13 level, so you may have either conflated me with some other person(s) *or* based on your last sentence in the above quote, think/thought ksm is me...he should be so lucky! Besides, K could NEVER end a sentence without the proper punctuation, so there's that, alsoOkay then. Well, there were two people with something's new as their avatar theme. Well, thanks for helping me clear that up :). I had been mystified. Right, it wasn't KSM; he makes his identity known.
Can I change my name to Farm Penis? I am after all a farm boy.LMAO
LMAO@Ren hahahaha Good woman loves a tractor ride.
@KSM32
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Whenever you get the time, can we revert things back to normal. Also, if it pleases the court I would like to remove the #followthewheel
Thank you.
@Bart Ell I'd like to do the Farm Penis thing again. Just a week or so... no more. Notice the F & P in caps.fixed
Thank you dearly. AnddeerlyQueerly.
Okie Dokie..@KSM32 congrats on your new status. maybe I never noticed it but it is still funny as ever.
@KSM32 congrats on your new status. maybe I never noticed it but it is still funny as ever.Are you making a sexual advance? Sounds like you're coming on to me. Orrrrrrr, am I just being silly.. ;)
Are you making a sexual advance? Sounds like you're coming on to me. Orrrrrrr, am I just being silly.. ;)Why did you change your name back?? hah
Why did you change your name back?? hahYou could change yours to Bitch Eyes.
Why did you change your name back?? hahI'm a senior moderator and nobody would take my policing and authority seriously as, farm penis. C'mon, if a Farm penis pulls you over..?
I'm a senior moderator and nobody would take my policing and authority seriously as, farm penis. C'mon, if a Farm penis pulls you over..?
I think it's a solid name. It sounds like a voice of authority to me!
Now Toonces!!!!!
I'm a senior moderator and nobody would take my policing and authority seriously as, farm penis. C'mon, if a Farm penis pulls you over..?
Hehe. I couldn't resist! @anniem
Toonces the driving cat
The cat who could drive a car
He drives around
All over the town
Toonces the driving cat!
"My name is Farm Penis. Respect my authoritah ..." You're right. Doesn't really work@TigerLily @BrightEyes and everyone else.
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I have never been angry at you and pretty much keep any ribald comments at a PG-13 level, so you may have either conflated me with some other person(s) *or* based on your last sentence in the above quote, think/thought ksm is me...he should be so lucky! Besides, K could NEVER end a sentence without the proper punctuation, so there's that, alsoI apologize. After reviewing old posts carefully, there is no record of negative language. All I can figure is KSM lowered the bar, skanked up the environment or I was in funks. So, any ribald comments had nothing to do with you and I owe you an apology. I'm sorry! Thanks for giving me time.
Goodness, it's still the same me, what is the confusion? No need to ask Fonzie...geez!Okay, I'm convinced. Had to read old posts carefully.
All I can figure is KSM lowered the bar, skanked up the environmentWell imagine my surprise to find out that I'm such a vomitous personality. Make ya a deal, you get three other members to agree with you and I'll retire. BTW Sumthinz doesn't count so you'll need three fresh signatures ;)
Well imagine my surprise to find out that I'm such a vomitous personality. Make ya a deal, you get three other members to agree with you and I'll retire. BTW Sumthinz doesn't count so you'll need three fresh signatures ;)I think you were just going through a time. Don't go away; I thought you liked skank (sleaze), otherwise I wouldn't have said it. You know what you are :-*.
I think you were just going through a time. Don't go away; I thought you liked skank (sleaze), otherwise I wouldn't have said it. You know what you are :-*.
I apologize. After reviewing old posts carefully, there is no record of negative language. All I can figure is KSM lowered the bar, skanked up the environment or I was in funks. So, any ribald comments had nothing to do with you and I owe you an apology. I'm sorry! Thanks for giving me time.
Well imagine my surprise to find out that I'm such a vomitous personality. Make ya a deal, you get three other members to agree with you and I'll retire. BTW Sumthinz doesn't count so you'll need three fresh signatures ;)
You know what you are :-*.Yeah, self employed, happy, and soft retired at a relatively early age.
Being a vomitous personality ain't necessarily a bad thing, just remember time and place is important. Certainly, you don't belong in Nanna's Sunday School Class and she'd whip your ass for sure, but I wouldn't vote you of this island...just yet 🌻@sumethinz new Meh I am no stranger to "Sunday School" a Baptist one at that. 12 years of Sunday school and church pews. As far as time and place goes, I wouldn't be in the place I'm at if not for being able to work "time" in my favor. And there ain't nothin wrong with that.
Being a vomitous personality ain't necessarily a bad thing, just remember time and place is important. Certainly, you don't belong in Nanna's Sunday School Class and she'd whip your ass for sure, but I wouldn't vote you of this island...just yet 🌻
@sumethinz new Meh I am no stranger to "Sunday School" a Baptist one at that. 12 years of Sunday school and church pews. As far as time and place goes, I wouldn't be in the place I'm at if not for being able to work "time" in my favor. And there ain't nothin wrong with that.
Yeah, self employed, happy, and soft retired at a relatively early age.Why remove? Just reform! Congrats on placing - your lawn does look very nice.
And I didn't say I was going anywhere but rather placing the onus on you to have me removed. I'm an asshole of my word and I would honor the aforementioned poll.
If it makes you feel any better, I came in THIRD place in our annual Neighborhood Lawn King competition. It's a MUTHAFUCKINOUTRAGE!!!!
No harm done 🙂Glad to hear it.
Ok, let's try Farmed Salmon Penis!It was supposed to be cute, a joke, hahaha <- like that. I had no plans on it coming to fruition. Kindly restore my dignity.
It was supposed to be cute, a joke, hahaha <- like that. I had no plans on it coming to fruition. Kindly restore my dignity.
I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.+1 - I’d say at least to the end of the year.
I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.No need for chances because I was kidding, joking and just flat out goofing. I trust you'll do the right thing. Yeah?
No need for chances because I was kidding, joking and just flat out goofing. I trust you'll do the right thing. Yeah?
I think you have not given Farmed Salmon Penis a chance.I agree and I am happy for the changes.
Sorry to all FSP fans, he could not handle the spotlight.That spotlight burns rather hot as you have the ceilings set rather low in here. Thank you for doing the right thing. Geesh!
Can I be SpookPumpkin until after Halloween?
Would Mr. Spookcat approve?
also, you should be more specific and give an actual date, "after Halloween" is vague enough to cause grief 😀
Would Mr. Spookcat approve?
also, you should be more specific and give an actual date, "after Halloween" is vague enough to cause grief 😀
At the behest of some of the female members I am willing to commit to being Scary Penis through the rest of October. Ya know, the season ::)
your call
You know you will regret it in the morning and have to send me another $200 Amazon gift card to change it back.Alright. I understand and acknowledge the history of whining by myself.
Let's save the trouble - just send me $100 this time and I will leave it be.
Please grant ksm's wish. When he immediately regrets the name change - and you know he will - then starts whining is very entertaining. All I ask is keep humoring him and delaying the change back@TigerLily Hmm nah not gonna whine. Although I'm sure you're well into the wine but that's nothing new. TGIF? You can take votes every now and again to change it to anything you want. Have some fun with it By then I won't care. Just like now.
#SimplePleasures
Ok, let's try Pharmaceutical Penis!!!
Man that's fuckin gold!
You may want to get advice from Miller before going that route. He had some trouble along those lines not very long ago. I don't think it was all that.....................I loathe that lump o fat.
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He wants to know where you live
No he don't.
I'm a loner, Dottie.
A rebel.
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Ok. I'm not fooling around. Change my name now! To Sugarplum Lily or ...
Aha! That's more like it. Thank you darling @Bart Ell . Je suis content
Oh oh, @assiem . Don't look now
@Bart Ell
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Thank you! I like it.
What happened to this?
I made a mistake, I thought I was commenting on SugarPlum Lily's change. It seemed too difficult to clarify.
Ok.
I changed it back to what I remember it being.
Ok.
I changed it back to what I remember it being.
You are making my head hurt.
Oh Annie! What has become of you?
THESE BROADS CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR SQUIRREL SIZED MINDS!
I have fallen to great disrepairYes, but your teeth are amazing! Silver lining?
But I am not a boy. Or a sunset.
THESE BROADS CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR SQUIRREL SIZED MINDS!Now you're just being mean.
You are right.
Those are shithead names!
Apologies.
*sigh*
Besides, it’s Poke Sallet
Thank you, @Bart Ell
You are fun and funny
Would it be lots of trouble to temporarily change me to SpookYuleCat ? It's easier than Jólakötturinn. 🍑
Fair warning Cat. Bart has become drunk on the Power of the Name Change. It's like catnip to him
He can have all the fun he wants. 🐱
Would it be lots of trouble to temporarily change me to SpookYuleCat ? It's easier than Jólakötturinn. 🍑
A more profound truth has never been spoken.
The Bart is not afraid of difficult.Now that is service! Congrats @ former Spookcat. Sorry, I can't find or possibly spell your new name. :-\
The Bart is not afraid of difficult.
Really not doing well with this name. A few days in one thing but this is getting to be a tad, long in the tooth :-\
If I was KSM tomorrow I'd think Santa came early on @JayGab 's back. But, a deal's a deal :-[
Why can't you change it back? Life is short and you should spend as much of it as you can hap hap happy!@anniem I can change it back. But if I do so and heee decides it was too early, heeee will change it back. My E-power has its limits :-[
@anniem I can change it back. But if I do so and heee decides it was too early, heeee will change it back. My E-power has its limits :-[
I'm so glad @KSM is back to being KSM. I was weary of seeing variations of Penis monikers and addressing someone in that manner. Makes me question things.
Maybe MuscleBagGuitarman could be an option but who am I to name someone? I'm sorry. I am not so presumptuous to think I could suggest an identifier. I'm just bored. ;D Hey, maybe Woodlayer is another one? Again...sorry. ;)
Firm Penis
I'm so glad @KSM is back to being KSM. I was weary of seeing variations of Penis monikers and addressing someone in that manner. Makes me question things.@ShayP
Maybe MuscleBagGuitarman could be an option but who am I to name someone? I'm sorry. I am not so presumptuous to think I could suggest an identifier. I'm just bored. ;D Hey, maybe Woodlayer is another one? Again...sorry. ;)
@ShayP"Normal" seems like a stretch.
Yeah that P---s thing is plaaaaayed the FUCK out!! I am dismounting, pulling out, and squirting all over everybody's backs for the last time. NO MORE! It's good to be back to normal :)
PS the juniors start today. Canada VS US it's on, BWOY!!
Dear Fairy Bartfather
The party is over. I got the glass slipper. Please transform me back into TigerLily. Je te remercie
"Normal" seems like a stretch.Um, feelings!!?
Danke Schoën, darling@TigerLily I hated your Christmas name. Too long and silly sounding, no good. It's only now that I can freely tell you that, and I just did.
Um, feelings!!?
@TigerLily I hated your Christmas name. Too long and silly sounding, no good. It's only now that I can freely tell you that, and I just did.
GO TO BED!!
Um, feelings!!?
@TigerLily I hated your Christmas name. Too long and silly sounding, no good. It's only now that I can freely tell you that, and I just did.
GO TO BED!!
I'll just crawl through the window. Unless the door's unlocked ;D
btw I'm still in bed
PS the juniors start today.
I'll just crawl through the window. Unless the door's unlocked ;D
And armed
Prosthetics?
Prostheses?
Too late. I'm up now. And armed
You must be referring to the wooden leg BEP stole. Heartess. Both of youIs it hollow? Can you store things in it?
Is it hollow? Can you store things in it?
Legged, also, I hope
Seriously. All of you are sick. If I could get out of this wheelchair I would beat the crap out of all y'all
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