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Title: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on July 05, 2018, 12:43:04 PM
Here is the fishing thread for this forum.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 15, 2018, 09:08:52 PM
I'm going fishing at Spirit lake on Tuesday. 
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Post by: LittleChris on July 15, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
Here is the fishing thread for this forum.

Here is a fish.


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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 15, 2018, 09:23:55 PM
I'm going fishing at Spirit lake on Tuesday.
I'm assuming yer not going for ash and old logs so not the Mt. St. Helens one but the one in the great Inland Empire. Good luck and have fun. Post pics of your catch.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 16, 2018, 09:33:38 AM
I'm assuming yer not going for ash and old logs so not the Mt. St. Helens one but the one in the great Inland Empire. Good luck and have fun. Post pics of your catch.

I'm taking my Mossberg 590.  With some very light bird shot.  WTF, why don't they make fish shot?  How the fuck are you supposed to mount the head and tail fin if you inadvertently load 3" slugs?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on July 16, 2018, 10:32:57 AM
I'm taking my Mossberg 590.  With some very light bird shot.  WTF, why don't they make fish shot?  How the fuck are you supposed to mount the head and tail fin if you inadvertently load 3" slugs?
I'd never heard of shooting fish.  Is that after you catch them?  Probably better than letting them suffocate in a bucket like some people do?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 03:40:19 PM
Nah, we like to:
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 07:08:55 AM
WTF, why don't they make fish shot? 

LMAO!!!!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 07:13:36 AM
I need to buy all new tackle.  Trying to hit the water in a couple weeks.  Bastards raised the license fee again.

Any recommendations on some good bass lures?  I may be the only person that can't catch a bass with spinner bait.   :-[
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 07:19:58 AM
Favorite rods?...reels?

I have a Zebco Rhino that I purchased 30 years ago and that thing is awesome.  I'll never get rid of it.  I also love Daiwa reels.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 10:45:50 AM
Nah, we like to:

God, what if you miss the brain the first five tries?  My dad tried to kill an animal once by sledge hammering its head and it did not die for several minutes.  Yuck.  This fish already looked pretty dead.  But the guy seems to know where the brain is but the seizure when slicing it.  I appreciate the info.  I've asked many people this question and you guys with your brain cut and bird shot are the onky answers I've ever gotten.  I wonder if a quick decapitation might work too.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 10:46:56 AM
I need to buy all new tackle.  Trying to hit the water in a couple weeks.  Bastards raised the license fee again.

Any recommendations on some good bass lures?  I may be the only person that can't catch a bass with spinner bait.   :-[
I've noticed some of the vinyl tackle boxes are not waterproof on the bottom.  Kind of stupid, right?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 04:08:52 PM
I've noticed some of the vinyl tackle boxes are not waterproof on the bottom.  Kind of stupid, right?
Ha! Absolutely.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 04:26:51 PM
Ha! Absolutely.

Years ago I had a cheap tackle-box made by a Prominent company and the plastic used in the trays would react with fake worms or some lures. Sort of melt and fuse together. Including the tray itself molding a bit into a reverse worm shape! (This was when I was young and just threw the fake worms and lures into the trays and before fake worms had all the gimmicks, scent, etc and kept in own packaging.)
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 04:37:29 PM
Years ago I had a cheap tackle-box made by a Prominent company and the plastic used in the trays would react with fake worms or some lures. Sort of melt and fuse together. Including the tray itself molding a bit into a reverse worm shape! (This was when I was young and just threw the fake worms and lures into the trays and before fake worms had all the gimmicks, scent, etc and kept in own packaging.)

That's really bizarre.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 04:44:31 PM
That's really bizarre.

I put it off to something similar to galvanic corrosion between dissimilar metals- but in a plastic form!  They have obvious improved their products. 
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 04:47:59 PM
I put it off to something similar to galvanic corrosion between dissimilar metals- but in a plastic form!  They have obvious improved their products.

Thankfully they did improved.  But the reaction with the plastics is odd.  However I've had models, etc, that degraded over time and would react in different ways to virtually no outside stimulus. (heat, cold, chemical, moisture)
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on July 18, 2018, 04:48:49 PM
Years ago I had a cheap tackle-box made by a Prominent company and the plastic used in the trays would react with fake worms or some lures. Sort of melt and fuse together. Including the tray itself molding a bit into a reverse worm shape! (This was when I was young and just threw the fake worms and lures into the trays and before fake worms had all the gimmicks, scent, etc and kept in own packaging.)


That’s what you get for trying a planold tackle boxes. Ruined more tackle that way. 
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on July 18, 2018, 04:49:59 PM
I need to buy all new tackle.  Trying to hit the water in a couple weeks.  Bastards raised the license fee again.

Any recommendations on some good bass lures?  I may be the only person that can't catch a bass with spinner bait.   :-[


What color is the water?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 04:55:11 PM
Thankfully they did improved.  But the reaction with the plastics is odd.  However I've had models, etc, that degraded over time and would react in different ways to virtually no outside stimulus. (heat, cold, chemical, moisture)
It reminded me of models or fixing stuff etc. You know how with certain plastics if you use a wrong glue, solvent, or adhesive they can sorta melt plastic? Does plastic 'flow' over time? With a really old model that hasn't been subject to movement?

Friggin Ellgab. Now I'm reading article on Plastic Flow and also on dichloromethane. Where was Ellgab when I was back in school and supposed to learn things??
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2018, 04:58:32 PM

What color is the water?

I'll venture a guess and say brown like most of the waters in Dixie

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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 05:03:46 PM

What color is the water?

I think I'll be crossing the Mississippi real soon wiseguy.  >:(  LOL!  ;)

...or was that a real question?   ;D  Sometimes I can't tell with you.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 05:06:32 PM
It reminded me of models or fixing stuff etc. You know how with certain plastics if you use a wrong glue, solvent, or adhesive they can sorta melt plastic? Does plastic 'flow' over time? With a really old model that hasn't been subject to movement?

Friggin Ellgab. Now I'm reading article on Plastic Flow and also on dichloromethane. Where was Ellgab when I was back in school and supposed to learn things??

It's our conversations that fire the dendrites.  ;)

Also, you may be the only person on the planet at this very moment reading an article on Plastic Flow and also on dichloromethane.   :D
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 05:19:09 PM
It's our conversations that fire the dendrites.  ;)

Also, you may be the only person on the planet at this very moment reading an article on Plastic Flow and also on dichloromethane.   :D

This happens to me, especially after a EG conversation.

Re: water color. It still changes, even in Dixie, to degrees of brown though in places with fake lakes, old gravel pits, or karst stuff (like here or in some of FLA) you can get crystal clear water. And, obviously, the salinity and "clearness" if fishing on the bays and bayous on rain, tides, etc.

A couple months ago someone I know was a marshal on the BASS tournament and said the lake was very clear but guys were catching them on surface lures. Fish would come up from the way deep. Also one day 100F and then a rainstorm one of the days and they still catch fish. The pros are amazing. He said the worst thing was how they drive. No comfort on boat and they 60mph+ bouncing all over the place, camera guy holding on for dear life, etc.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 05:23:36 PM
This happens to me, especially after a EG conversation.

Re: water color. It still changes, even in Dixie, to degrees of brown though in places with fake lakes, old gravel pits, or karst stuff (like here or in some of FLA) you can get crystal clear water. And, obviously, the salinity and "clearness" if fishing on the bays and bayous on rain, tides, etc.

A couple months ago someone I know was a marshal on the BASS tournament and said the lake was very clear but guys were catching them on surface lures. Fish would come up from the way deep. Also one day 100F and then a rainstorm one of the days and they still catch fish. The pros are amazing. He said the worst thing was how they drive. No comfort on boat and they 60mph+ bouncing all over the place, camera guy holding on for dear life, etc.

So Gravity was being serious with his question?  The water color does matter?  Shit.  I thought he was jabbin' me.  He does that every once in a while.  Now I feel bad.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 05:29:02 PM
So Gravity was being serious with his question?  The water color does matter?  Shit.  I thought he was jabbin' me.  He does that every once in a while.  Now I feel bad.

Idk maybe he was? But water color, temp, salinity, moon phases, season, etc does matter- to what extent and which is more important than others? Companies, guides, and the industry says "a lot," but of course they would.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 05:33:37 PM
Idk maybe he was? But water color, temp, salinity, moon phases, season, etc does matter- to what extent and which is more important than others? Companies, guides, and the industry says "a lot," but of course they would.

Ugh.  I just go by the weather and the time of day.  I'm a casual fisherman who likes to catch fish and then release them.  My problem is I haven't caught one fish in three years!!!  The guy next to me on the river bank last time caught 8 or 9.  I moved upstream.  Nothing.   :(
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on July 18, 2018, 05:53:13 PM
So Gravity was being serious with his question?  The water color does matter?  Shit.  I thought he was jabbin' me.  He does that every once in a while.  Now I feel bad.


Muddy water, clear water, green water.  It matters. 


Sun vs cloudy does as well but not as much.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 06:17:56 PM
Huge hammerhead caught in Corpus. I'm not going to be the guy leading it back to water by the head!  It didn't survive and apparently many hooks in the meat after processing.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/massive-hammerhead-caught-along-texas-coast/1306060095

Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 06:23:22 PM

Muddy water, clear water, green water.  It matters. 


Sun vs cloudy does as well but not as much.

I appreciate it sir.  :)

So how does that affect what lures I use?  Brighter ones if murky?  More active (spinners)?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 06:25:27 PM
Huge hammerhead caught in Corpus. I'm not going to be the guy leading it back to water by the head!  It didn't survive and apparently many hooks in the meat after processing.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/massive-hammerhead-caught-along-texas-coast/1306060095

Wow.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 06:38:11 PM
Wow.

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/07/18/500-pound-goliath-grouper-eats-shark-as-shocked-florida-fishermen-watch-just-sucked-it-in.html

Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 06:47:15 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/07/18/500-pound-goliath-grouper-eats-shark-as-shocked-florida-fishermen-watch-just-sucked-it-in.html

Cool.  However all I took from the article was Goliath Groupers were called 'Jewfish.'  LOL!  Why?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 02:23:15 AM
I'd never heard of shooting fish.  Is that after you catch them?  Probably better than letting them suffocate in a bucket like some people do?

You've never heard of shooting fish in a barrel?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 02:26:51 AM
I need to buy all new tackle.  Trying to hit the water in a couple weeks.  Bastards raised the license fee again.

Any recommendations on some good bass lures?  I may be the only person that can't catch a bass with spinner bait.   :-[

I like a good frog lure across the tops of the lily pads.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 02:27:44 AM
Favorite rods?...reels?

I have a Zebco Rhino that I purchased 30 years ago and that thing is awesome.  I'll never get rid of it.  I also love Daiwa reels.

I just picked one of those up at the Good will!  10 buxx
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 02:30:22 AM
So Gravity was being serious with his question?  The water color does matter?  Shit.  I thought he was jabbin' me.  He does that every once in a while. Now I feel bad.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on July 30, 2018, 04:26:29 PM
You've never heard of shooting fish in a barrel?
No, I just heard of fish suffering for hours in a bucket.  So, no lead gets in the meat?  Just the head?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 30, 2018, 04:35:21 PM
  So, no lead gets in the meat?  Just the head?

We're talking about fish.  Right?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: whoozit on July 30, 2018, 04:37:48 PM
32 inch 15 pound Atlantic Salmon
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: wr250 on July 30, 2018, 04:44:47 PM
No, I just heard of fish suffering for hours in a bucket.  So, no lead gets in the meat?  Just the head?
actually you dont need to hit the fish. the shockwave from the bullet hitting the water will kill them.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 30, 2018, 04:53:40 PM
actually you dont need to hit the fish. the shockwave from the bullet hitting the water will kill them.
;)
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Post by: albrecht on July 30, 2018, 05:10:25 PM
32 inch 15 pound Atlantic Salmon

Impressive! Nice fish!!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: whoozit on July 30, 2018, 05:11:36 PM
Impressive! Nice fish!!
Biggest caught on the river this year
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 30, 2018, 05:13:57 PM
actually you dont need to hit the fish. the shockwave from the bullet hitting the water will kill them.
Maybe if they are IN the bucket but not if they are in the water. In fact sometimes even shooting the actual fish when breaching or jumping, unless in the head (and with hardheads even then,) sometimes won't kill it.  It is all about placement. Folks kill gators and poach deer with .22, illegally but effective at close range and good placement.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 30, 2018, 05:14:32 PM
Biggest caught on the river this year

Great job! Fly rod, right? How long it take to land?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: wr250 on July 30, 2018, 05:41:27 PM
Maybe if they are IN the bucket but not if they are in the water. In fact sometimes even shooting the actual fish when breaching or jumping, unless in the head (and with hardheads even then,) sometimes won't kill it.  It is all about placement. Folks kill gators and poach deer with .22, illegally but effective at close range and good placement.
thats what i meant, in the bucket full of water. the mythbusters did a show on this (using gummi fish rigged with sensors or something like that)
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: whoozit on July 30, 2018, 06:23:58 PM
Great job! Fly rod, right? How long it take to land?
7 wt fly rod with 10 lb tippet and a self tied white wing blue charm.  It took five or six minutes to land and 2-3 minutes of resuscitation. 
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: whoozit on July 30, 2018, 06:25:51 PM
Here is another photo from the trip.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on July 30, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
7 wt fly rod with 10 lb tippet and a self tied white wing blue charm.  It took five or six minutes to land and 2-3 minutes of resuscitation.


You fainted?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: whoozit on July 30, 2018, 06:40:59 PM

You fainted?
:). The fish started to swim away then went belly up, twice.  Finally got it to keep swimming.  We kept an eye on it for another 5 minutes or so and it seemed fine.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on July 30, 2018, 06:54:41 PM
Here is another photo from the trip.

"The Moose is Loose!"

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Richard_Oland
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on July 31, 2018, 12:27:53 AM
We're talking about fish.  Right?
Yes, I'm a fish novice who might need to know how to fend for myself someday!  If I shoot in a bucket, full of water of course, won't the bullet damage the bucket or bounce back at me?  It does sound convincing that the shockwave would kill fish.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on August 03, 2018, 12:01:20 PM
Yes, I'm a fish novice who might need to know how to fend for myself someday!  If I shoot in a bucket, full of water of course, won't the bullet damage the bucket or bounce back at me?  It does sound convincing that the shockwave would kill fish.

Shock wave is a true killer, kid.  In or out of the water.  No shit, Swear to God.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on August 10, 2018, 05:35:16 PM
Shock wave is a true killer, kid.  In or out of the water.  No shit, Swear to God.
Just like vehicular wind vortex to a chipmunk...

Okay, but then can I be sure the water will prevent ricochet or a hold in the bottom from the ammo?  I guess it wouldn't matter bec in worst case scenarios, I'd probably save the ammo and not do it.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: sumethinz new on August 12, 2018, 07:02:11 AM
Just like vehicular wind vortex to a chipmunk...

Okay, but then can I be sure the water will prevent ricochet or a hold in the bottom from the ammo?  I guess it wouldn't matter bec in worst case scenarios, I'd probably save the ammo and not do it.

I love the way you fuck with ppl
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 09:57:32 PM
I love the way you fuck with ppl
Admittedly, it happens.  Thanks.  But when it comes to survivalism, I really want to know.  No way anyone really shoots into a bucket!  Bbs maybe.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on October 22, 2018, 08:36:05 PM

Here is one of my fishing spots.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on October 26, 2018, 01:08:24 AM

Here is one of my fishing spots.

What do you catch there?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on October 26, 2018, 01:30:40 AM
What do you catch there?
Rainbows trout
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on October 26, 2018, 03:17:54 AM
What do you catch there?
At this pond its Rainbows but there are Golden trout in the higher ponds and streams in the mountains. Just south of Mount Whitney there is the golden trout wilderness.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on January 13, 2019, 12:57:35 AM
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/fishing-trips-great-for-mental-health-study-claims
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on January 17, 2019, 11:28:34 PM
@Sergeant Major Is there any good fishing spots in your area of Texas??
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on January 17, 2019, 11:29:59 PM
@DaveSchrader Have you had any paranormal sightings when you were fishing? If so where and what happen?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: BrightEyes on January 23, 2019, 07:57:11 AM
Real men pfish
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on January 26, 2019, 12:05:12 PM
For people who like to cook their fish just after catching them, Here is one way that I like to cook them.

1) With some foil, coat it with some olive oil
2) Slice some red potatoes, onions, carrots and some garlic in the foil.
3) Then put the fish into the foil and then seal it up.
4) put the foil on the BBQ for about 10 to 12 minutes. Flipping the foil about the halve way point 5 to 6 minutes point.
5) take the foil off the BBQ and open the foil. Add salt and pepper for taste.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on February 12, 2019, 03:31:08 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/kentucky-fisherman-catches-massive-goldfish-with-biscuit
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: albrecht on February 12, 2019, 04:13:17 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/kentucky-fisherman-catches-massive-goldfish-with-biscuit

Ha. Carp fishing is very popular in Europe and the UK for some reason not as popular here (though there are some aficionados and some folks are being won over, especially because can be caught near urban populations or nasty rivers.)  I'm not quite sure where the distinction is between gold fish, koi, and carp? Scientific or just a matter of size or use?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on July 03, 2019, 02:48:01 PM
@paladin1991 Hows the fishing in your area?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: paladin1991 on July 04, 2019, 02:21:30 PM
@paladin1991 Hows the fishing in your area?
It's great.  Just gotta beat feet after you fish, the game wardens get a little pissy with my using a 12 guage to fish those fucking monsters outta the lake.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on July 22, 2019, 02:00:53 PM
@damon you should take @Jedimiller fishing

Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Jedimiller on July 29, 2019, 11:20:28 PM
im down
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on August 12, 2019, 05:45:03 PM
im down
Cool @Jedimiller
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on September 15, 2019, 11:29:42 AM
I just read this on Foxnews.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/fisherman-catches-dinosaur-creature
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on November 24, 2019, 10:50:22 PM
@paladin1991  Have you done any ice fishing before??
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on December 15, 2019, 10:20:16 PM
https://www.tahoedailytribune.com/news/cdfw-donates-evidence-trout-to-lake-tahoe-wildlife-care/
a yahoo broke the law  and some wildlife gets the loot.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on February 25, 2020, 02:30:30 AM
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/oklahoma-catch-and-release-law-forces-angler-to-let-go-of-monstrous-157-lb-paddlefish
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: damon on April 17, 2020, 01:59:27 PM
https://www.kcra.com/article/coronavirus-restrictions-leave-fishing-shops-reeling-for-business/32180012
News about fishing and the covid-19.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 17, 2020, 02:48:48 PM
damon, have you ever caught a fish and put it down your pants, just to know what it feels like?

Asking for a friend. Actually, it was Walks_At_Night, but he told me not to say, so this is just between us.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 03:19:53 PM
damon, have you ever caught a fish and put it down your pants, just to know what it feels like?

Asking for a friend. Actually, it was Walks_At_Night, but he told me not to say, so this is just between us.


Damn.  I thought Bart banned your ass a year ago, Zack.  That was a good one but why wasn't the first character a comma as is your wont?
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 03:24:01 PM
damon, have you ever caught a fish and put it down your pants, just to know what it feels like?

Asking for a friend. Actually, it was Walks_At_Night, but he told me not to say, so this is just between us.

Oh.  I forgot.    I Smite Thee......  Minus 1

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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 03:25:36 PM
damon, have you ever caught a fish and put it down your pants, just to know what it feels like?

Asking for a friend. Actually, it was Walks_At_Night, but he told me not to say, so this is just between us.

Dammit.   It's changed.   I spite thee with my alt-account    Another Minus 1

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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 03:59:51 AM

Damn.  I thought Bart banned your ass a year ago, Zack.  That was a good one but why wasn't the first character a comma as is your wont?

Your shifting of the blame is the action of a hound and a rotter, and therefore quite typical of you. As you are incapable of acting in a gentlemanly manner, I am obliged to publish your PM on this subject:

Dear Cleveland,

Please ask damon if he's ever stuffed any fish down his pants. I once had a great-aunt who concealed a gudgeon inside her corset for good luck, and a distant-cousin who liked to attend Klan meetings with a lobster down each trouser leg. I'd ask him myself but people like that scare me. I just gots to know.

Respectfully,

Walks

P.S. If you rat me out I'll deny everything, you Limey bastard!


I think that's perfectly clear. I shall be talking to my lawyer later to see if I can't obtain damages for defamation and inappropriate smiting.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 11:20:51 AM
Come on out, @Walks_At_Night . I know you're hiding under a rock somewhere, smiting me! Don't think I don't know what you're up to. I'll defrost @Peter Wyngarde if you're not careful.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 11:40:26 AM
Come on out, @Walks_At_Night . I know you're hiding under a rock somewhere, smiting me! Don't think I don't know what you're up to. I'll defrost @Peter Wyngarde if you're not careful.

@Cleveland Zackhouse

It's 60 degrees out (using the hero's scale of measurement and not the new world order contrived thing you lot use) and there is not a cloud in the Carolina blue sky.  So you want me to rumble with you?  I can understand your motivation, what with the Red Roosters Rectum closed down due to Corona-Chan and you not knowing what to do with yourself, but what do *I* get out of it exactly?  I've got cars to wash, weeds to pull and other productive things to do.  So just go pull out your gummified Screw Magazine from 1987 and drool over Samantha Fox some more.................

* Pssst.  There are cat people in here remember?  Be nice. Leave Wyngarde down in the cellar where he belongs.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 12:02:24 PM
BTW Zackhouse, here are some good deals on masks for you.  One of them is 56% off.  The added benefit is you'll stop dissolving camera lens with that mug of yours.

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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: ShayP on April 18, 2020, 12:56:11 PM
  So just go pull out your gummified Screw Magazine from 1987 and drool over Samantha Fox some more.................

Wow. :o  I forgot about that magazine.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 01:01:24 PM
Wow. :o  I forgot about that magazine.

That's okay Shay.  Zackhouse sure hasn't.  Did you see that he called me out to play and then disappeared?   Passed out in his own sick, I suspect. 
Here he was about a minute before he went out like a light.


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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 01:03:16 PM
BTW Zackhouse, here are some good deals on masks for you.  One of them is 56% off.  The added benefit is you'll stop dissolving camera lens with that mug of yours.

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The plural of lens is lenses, you ill-conditioned transatlantic oaf. You're about as smart as that mackerel poking out of damon's Jockeys.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 01:06:30 PM
That's okay Shay.  Zackhouse sure hasn't.  Did you see that he called me out to play and then disappeared?   Passed out in his own sick, I suspect. 
Here he was about a minute before he went out like a light.


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I was standing on my hill, swashing the jolly old buckle, ready to charge and slice your lousy head off, when the memsahib calls you out to do yard work. Some warrior, you!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 01:17:10 PM
The plural of lens is lenses, you ill-conditioned transatlantic oaf. You're about as smart as that mackerel poking out of damon's Jockeys.

What are you babbling about lenses for?  Every third post you make starts with a comma as a first character.  Try harder.   Weakling..................
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 01:30:32 PM
What are you babbling about lenses for?  Every third post you make starts with a comma as a first character.  Try harder.   Weakling..................

You sound like you've got a touch of the sun. No doubt that ChiCom sleeper agent of yours is driving you on with a rice flail on that improvised paddy field she made you build. At least wear one of those silly hats, you bald bastard!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 01:37:00 PM
You sound like you've got a touch of the sun. No doubt that ChiCom sleeper agent of yours is driving you on with a rice flail on that improvised paddy field she made you build. At least wear one of those silly hats, you bald bastard!

Bald bastard?  Bald bastard?  Bald bastard? Bald bastard?

Now that hurts.  With this damned lockdown, I'll have you know that I've recouped my bitchin' 80's flowing locks.

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and besides.  It wasn't rice but blueberry bushes.  The Mockingbirds have to eat too..............
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 02:00:44 PM
Bald bastard?  Bald bastard?  Bald bastard? Bald bastard?

Now that hurts.  With this damned lockdown, I'll have you know that I've recouped my bitchin' 80's flowing locks.

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and besides.  It wasn't rice but blueberry bushes.  The Mockingbirds have to eat too..............

Will you mention fish at least once? Don't disrespect damon's thread, you thread-disrespecting bastard. Better not mention that time you got your rod out in Walmart, though. That's more suitable for your probation officer.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 02:35:46 PM
Will you mention fish at least once? Don't disrespect damon's thread, you thread-disrespecting bastard. Better not mention that time you got your rod out in Walmart, though. That's more suitable for your probation officer.

No wonder why you lost your Empire.  *sigh*

Go climb back on your perch and shutdown for the night son.   You have been bested @Cleveland Zackhouse .

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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 03:25:09 PM
No wonder why you lost your Empire.  *sigh*

Go climb back on your perch and shutdown for the night son.   You have been bested @Cleveland Zackhouse .

This is all the thanks I get for being friendly in the past. I didn't treat you as an equal, obviously, but I accorded you a measure of amiable contempt. Naturally, like the rust-belt rodent you are, you tried to take advantage. I am putting you on notice, sunshine. As the poet said, cry 'haddock' and let slip the dogs of war!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 03:45:18 PM
This is all the thanks I get for being friendly in the past. I didn't treat you as an equal, obviously, but I accorded you a measure of amiable contempt. Naturally, like the rust-belt rodent you are, you tried to take advantage. I am putting you on notice, sunshine. As the poet said, cry 'haddock' and let slip the dogs of war!

Oh my Cod!   That is the best you can do?  Pitiful.

What time is it there?  Hadn't you better get some rest?  You have a big day of repressing Romanian immigrents ahead of you tomorrow.

Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 03:53:40 PM
Oh my Cod!   That is the best you can do?  Pitiful.

What time is it there?  Hadn't you better get some rest?  You have a big day of repressing Romanian immigrents ahead of you tomorrow.

We can settle this mano a mano. Any time, any plaice!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: K_Dubb on April 18, 2020, 04:14:32 PM
We can settle this mano a mano. Any time, any plaice!

I'll hold your purse.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 04:31:32 PM
I'll hold your purse.

Goodness gracious!  Look who has arrived now.  Probably won't be much standard fishing in here but perhaps some trolling...............
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 18, 2020, 04:44:23 PM
K_Dubb doesn't hook many fish but his nocturnal forays to the docks usually end up with him catching crabs.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 04:55:41 PM
Goodness gracious!  Look who has arrived now.  Probably won't be much standard fishing in here but perhaps some trolling...............

Almost time to check the trotlines.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 04:58:04 PM
K_Dubb doesn't hook many fish but his nocturnal forays to the docks usually end up with him catching crabs.

Crabs?  Is Molluskcum soap good for that unfortunate condition?


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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 18, 2020, 05:05:27 PM
Almost time to check the trotlines.

Uh-oh lads.  The big man has joined the Damon's fishing gab thread mosh pit now. 

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Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 05:20:39 PM
Uh-oh lads.  The big man has joined the Damon's fishing gab thread mosh pit now. 

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I think @Bart Ell should chum the waters and open up the zoo for a few days.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2020, 05:36:21 PM
I think @Bart Ell should chum the waters and open up the zoo for a few days.

There is no enjoyment in doing it for a second time.
The initial zoo rage is something special and can't just be duplicated willy-nilly like that.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2020, 05:45:07 PM
There is no enjoyment in doing it for a second time.
The initial zoo rage is something special and can't just be duplicated willy-nilly like that.

That EXACTLY what she said!
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2020, 05:47:00 PM
That EXACTLY what she said!

She was not that into you....
She also did not enjoy you being so barely into her.
By into her I mean your peen reach.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: KSM32 on April 18, 2020, 05:49:48 PM
I'll hold your purse.
I'll hold yours.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: K_Dubb on April 18, 2020, 06:16:11 PM
I'll hold yours.

I think you might be cute so ok.
Title: Re: Damon's fishing gab thread
Post by: KSM32 on April 18, 2020, 06:26:12 PM
I think you might be cute.
..the case could be made.. :-\  :-*