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Title: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 15, 2018, 09:23:57 PM
Bart, this year my cherry tomato plants bloomed and bloomed leaving us with an abundance of the lil red sweethearts. Here's what we do when this happens. We'll throw about two - three cups of them into the food processor and pulse until they are well, a slushy kind of texture. Then pour the wonderful mess into a regular white linen pillow case and string it up leaving one bottom corner hanging over a large bowl to catch all the tomato water.

By then the martini shaker and glasses are well frozen in the freezer. Equal parts quality vodka and tomato water into the shaker.. and shake. Let sit and shake again before pouring.

This is what I'm telling you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 06:36:17 AM
I do the same thing.
With used tampons.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on August 16, 2018, 08:27:20 AM
I have 35 more minutes work until I have 6 days off.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2018, 08:52:18 AM
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on August 16, 2018, 08:54:21 AM
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

Seconded
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 16, 2018, 08:59:47 AM
I have 35 more minutes work until I have 6 days off.
Yay!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 10:02:40 AM
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

If Carl (or whatever idiot) didn't buy that legacy domain name I would have been gone back in April.
Thank or blame Carl for all this.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 16, 2018, 12:58:51 PM
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
Yeah, me too I guess.  I mean, it could have been worse. ::) ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 16, 2018, 03:40:50 PM
I do the same thing.
With used tampons.

Agghhhrrrgh ewww.  Ya' see. if I said that my karma (which is at an all time high right now) would dip to -4009.  Can I report you to a moderator? ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 03:48:08 PM
Agghhhrrrgh ewww.  Ya' see. if I said that my karma (which is at an all time high right now) would dip to -4009.

Teflon Bart.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 16, 2018, 03:57:34 PM
Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.

me too  :) :), Bart Ell   :-* :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 03:58:48 PM
me too  :) :), Bart Ell   :-* :)

Words are cheap. Go make a poster and get some publicity for the place.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 16, 2018, 03:59:58 PM
Words are cheap. Go make a poster and get some publicity for the place.

where would i put the poster?  ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 04:03:12 PM
where would i put the poster?  ::)

Hold it up in a major sports venue. Or stand at a major intersection and get on the nightly news.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 16, 2018, 04:04:58 PM
Hold it up in a major sports venue. Or stand at a major intersection and get on the nightly news.

I don't leave my house   :o 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 18, 2018, 11:36:10 PM
I don't leave my house   :o 8) 8) 8) 8)
You leave your house when you need supplies. I know that for a fact. #EyeInTheSky


And thanks for the Asylum recommendation. Enjoying it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 20, 2018, 08:04:05 PM
Bart,

I was recently mad aware that, there ain't no holler back or if you prefer (hollaback) girl. This means that she can not be found coz there ain't one, a hollaback girl.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on August 21, 2018, 06:11:10 AM
Bart,

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 23, 2018, 07:07:08 PM
Bart, I have a 1/2 inch sliver in the palm of my hand. It's deep but I can still see it through the skin, I can't get at it with a pin or needle so I'm just stuck with it for a few days. Hurts like hell and I want my bubba. :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 01:15:03 AM
Bart, I have a 1/2 inch sliver in the palm of my hand. It's deep but I can still see it through the skin, I can't get at it with a pin or needle so I'm just stuck with it for a few days. Hurts like hell and I want my bubba. :-\
lidocaine...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 09:26:17 PM
Dear Bart, I see a new s on the http.  Thank you  :-*!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on August 27, 2018, 04:09:19 PM
Bart, I have a 1/2 inch sliver in the palm of my hand. It's deep but I can still see it through the skin, I can't get at it with a pin or needle so I'm just stuck with it for a few days. Hurts like hell and I want my bubba. :-\

X-Acto knife.  Take your time with short strokes.  Don't go deep initially.  The skin will toughen naturally, especially with the work you do.  After a few tries you will cut through to it enough to extract it.  Blood loss is minimal and there is virtually no pain.   ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 27, 2018, 04:12:12 PM
X-Acto knife.  Take your time with short strokes.  Don't go deep initially.  The skin will toughen naturally, especially with the work you do.  After a few tries you will cut through to it enough to extract it.  Blood loss is minimal and there is virtually no pain.   ;)

Or use a ginsu knife
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 27, 2018, 04:15:11 PM
Or use a ginsu knife

KSM, don't listen to them Bums Gravity and Shay.  The Sawz-All will have that thing out in a Jiffy


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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on August 27, 2018, 04:32:22 PM
Or use a ginsu knife

That's just silly.  They are only good for tomatoes and cans.   :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on August 27, 2018, 04:33:11 PM
KSM, don't listen to them Bums Gravity and Shay.  The Sawz-All will have that thing out in a Jiffy


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LOL!!!

Nah...DeWalt is the way to go.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 27, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
X-Acto knife.  Take your time with short strokes.  Don't go deep initially.  The skin will toughen naturally, especially with the work you do.  After a few tries you will cut through to it enough to extract it.  Blood loss is minimal and there is virtually no pain.   ;)
I'm a floor layer so I'm well stocked in X-acto's and such. Doesn't hurt anymore, think the hot tub did something to the palm skin. Hmm, that doesn't sound good.

KSM, don't listen to them Bums Gravity and Shay.  The Sawz-All will have that thing out in a Jiffy


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Well stocked in multi tools as well. I could just run my entire hand through my big table saw.  You guys are making me want to start a power tool thread. I got cordless Dewalt brad nailers and all kinds o' goodies. :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 27, 2018, 05:42:27 PM
You guys are making me want to start a power tool thread. I got cordless Dewalt brad nailers and all kinds o' goodies. :D

Do it.  I've got a few interesting old tools!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 27, 2018, 10:35:53 PM
Do it.  I've got a few interesting old tools!

Done!

Interesting old tools? Damn, do tell.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 27, 2018, 11:14:28 PM
Hot tub was great idea.  Softening the area may be allowing it to be re-absorbed through the interior.  Nothing wrong with that, if the body is inclining that way.  So I would continue very warm hand soaks if necessary.  Like, YOU do the dishes, lol.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 28, 2018, 09:22:33 PM
Like, YOU do the dishes, lol.

To the contrary. I DO, do the dishes. I'll even wash them if they play their cards right ;)

Being self employed I can usually make my own hours and be home by 2PM. This leaves me time to prepare dinner (I love to cook) and to do so I need a clean kitchen in which to work! My wife works longer hours than I, so I have no problem doing things this way. Unless I want to wait for her to get home and do it all. No thanks, I want to eat dinner earlier than seven o' clock!

There is nothing wrong with nor is it emasculating for a man to wash the dishes.


WORD! 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 28, 2018, 10:41:11 PM
What I hear here is that you do do doo-doo.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 30, 2018, 11:32:59 AM
Hi Bart,

As I write this I have tears in my eyes.

I have shared this on the forum before, I lost my mom to Alzheimer's 2 years ago. One of the ad banners on Ellgab was for the Alzheimer's Association which I clicked on.

Today I signed up to participate in the Alzhiemer's Walk in my town in honor of my mom. I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen that ad banner.

Thank you Bart.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 30, 2018, 02:07:42 PM
Today I signed up to participate in the Alzhiemer's Walk in my town in honor of my mom. I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen that ad banner.

I am glad my beautiful ads helped enhance your day.
I hope everyone has an equally moving story about one of my precious ads as they visit the sponsor.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 30, 2018, 10:08:26 PM
I am glad my beautiful ads helped enhance your day.
I hope everyone has an equally moving story about one of my precious ads as they visit the sponsor.

 Somebody thanking a board host for adsense. That's a huge first.

I had ads on my board and nobody ever thanked me, in fact it was to the contrary. But it paid well-ish.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BellNWhistle on August 31, 2018, 05:00:10 AM
All Hail Bart Ell.

Ya done good, kid.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 31, 2018, 07:45:48 AM
All Hail Bart Ell.

Ya done good, kid.

@BellNWhistle ! I've missed you!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2018, 08:10:41 AM
All Hail Bart Ell.

Ya done good, kid.

I tried inviting you but you just ignored me with the silence of one million #LegacySquatters, @BellNWhistle
It hurt.
It hurt so much!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BellNWhistle on September 04, 2018, 04:19:31 AM
I don't recall ignoring anyone specifically. I've just had all of the BellGab-related stuff muted on Twitter, because of all of the drama. It was nothing personal, Bart. Promise. :)

Hi, Bob! :) Good to see you!:)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 04, 2018, 05:24:54 AM
Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 04, 2018, 08:39:01 PM
Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
i forgot:
Hi lasha
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 06, 2018, 11:58:36 PM
Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
Sorry for the one time I fish-slapped everyone.  I was trying to figure out what it was.  By the time I figured it out, I had already hit several people so I figured I better hit everyone so no one took it personally.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on September 07, 2018, 03:14:26 PM
Sorry for the one time I fish-slapped everyone.  I was trying to figure out what it was.  By the time I figured it out, I had already hit several people so I figured I better hit everyone so no one took it personally.

At least you didn't slap yourself like I did
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 07, 2018, 03:43:32 PM
At least you didn't slap yourself like I did

She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on September 07, 2018, 04:55:32 PM
She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.

Yeah, well, it is pretty scary in there with all the cool kids...and the way they all scrunch their faces up and won't let you sit at their table when you come in, what's that about?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 07, 2018, 05:16:44 PM
Yeah, well, it is pretty scary in there with all the cool kids...and the way they all scrunch their faces up and won't let you sit at their table when you come in, what's that about?

You have to be wearing the right color polo shirt.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on September 07, 2018, 06:32:24 PM
You have to be wearing the right color polo shirt.

So the Slayer t-shirt was a bad idea. Noted.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 08, 2018, 01:08:20 PM
hey Bart, here is the discord invite: https://discord.gg/NMXbQt
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 08, 2018, 10:02:11 PM
Do it.  I've got a few interesting old tools!

Were you in my class at S.O.A.?  We got all kinds of neat tools to aid in Interrogation.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 08, 2018, 10:12:32 PM
Were you in my class at S.O.A.?  We got all kinds of neat tools to aid in Interrogation.
The neat thing is you can hang another sheepskin on wall or on resume in the new name,  most schools will allow with naming changes. And also might, maybe crack some skulls, on youths wearing AC/DC shirts, them not knowing what is best for interviews! AC DC or a stick.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 09, 2018, 11:30:46 PM
At least you didn't slap yourself like I did
I didn't know we could do that.  For real?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 09, 2018, 11:31:31 PM
She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.
I was just wishing I had!  I got kicked out!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:29:19 AM
The neat thing is you can hang another sheepskin on wall or on resume in the new name,  most schools will allow with naming changes. And also might, maybe crack some skulls, on youths wearing AC/DC shirts, them not knowing what is best for interviews! AC DC or a stick.

Say.....I think you are onto something.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on September 10, 2018, 04:19:00 AM
I didn't know we could do that.  For real?

I somehow managed to accomplish it lol :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 10, 2018, 11:36:38 PM
Bart, rather than Praise, Smite. I suggest [Handjob] [Smite] This should make everybody happy :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 10, 2018, 11:46:27 PM
BART, I WAS AT A REALLY , REALLY LOUD CONCERT TONIGHT AND MY EARS ARE JUST SHOT!! SORRY FOR YELLING!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 11, 2018, 02:18:45 PM
Bart, rather than Praise, Smite. I suggest [Handjob] [Headjob] [Smite] This should make everybody happy :)
FIFY.  Heh, heh. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 11, 2018, 05:37:21 PM
FIFY.  Heh, heh. ::) ;D
Your edit is way naughtier than my suggestion. 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 11, 2018, 09:05:26 PM
Tell Bart anything?  Alright.

(Psssst.  Hey, Bart.  You fly is open).

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 11, 2018, 11:49:36 PM
Your edit is way naughtier than my suggestion. 8)
I purposely don't clean my ears before certain concerts. Disgusting, admittedly as was a strange thread on BG about Q-Tips n such. Anyhow, Praise BE, it helps and semi-often after some, esp if the show is in small venue or aucoustic metal shed, essentially, like good SA places and used to be in Austin. I will find wax issue "solved", less ringing, in morning tho quick to not show or have found. Ha. Cause disgusting but effective and I'm, secretly, proud. Self-help medicine n better than evil q-tips or those scam ear candles because also see the bands.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 12, 2018, 04:53:01 AM
Today in 490 BC the Battle of Marathon occurred, where a small Athenian force defeated the Persian Empire.

In 1217, French prince Louis & English King Henry III sign a peace treaty.

There are only 110 days remaining until the end of the year.

There's a possibility that the new IPhones will be announced today.
https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/)

If you're in Chicago today:
Free Baroque concert - https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park (https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park)
Or, you could catch a free movie - https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks (https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks)
(Space Jam , and Justice League are playing)
The world music festival is also happening - https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/ (https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/) 

If you're in Germany, you could always investigate he 9th Conference on the Mechanical Behavior of Salt (SaltMech IX) - it will take place from September 12 – 14, 2018 at the BGR in Hannover, Germany.  https://www.saltmech.com/ (https://www.saltmech.com/)

And for budding - or experienced - programmers, the .NET conference (streaming and local) starts today.  https://www.dotnetconf.net/ (https://www.dotnetconf.net/)        ;)

Edit: Almost forgot, if you dig air races, the National Championship Air Races are happening in Reno, today through Sunday.
http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/ (http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 12, 2018, 05:50:37 AM
Today in 490 BC the Battle of Marathon occurred, where a small Athenian force defeated the Persian Empire.

In 1217, French prince Louis & English King Henry III sign a peace treaty.

There are only 110 days remaining until the end of the year.

There's a possibility that the new IPhones will be announced today.
https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/)

If you're in Chicago today:
Free Baroque concert - https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park (https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park)
Or, you could catch a free movie - https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks (https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks)
(Space Jam , and Justice League are playing)
The world music festival is also happening - https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/ (https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/) 

If you're in Germany, you could always investigate he 9th Conference on the Mechanical Behavior of Salt (SaltMech IX) - it will take place from September 12 – 14, 2018 at the BGR in Hannover, Germany.  https://www.saltmech.com/ (https://www.saltmech.com/)

And for budding - or experienced - programmers, the .NET conference (streaming and local) starts today.  https://www.dotnetconf.net/ (https://www.dotnetconf.net/)        ;)

Edit: Almost forgot, if you dig air races, the National Championship Air Races are happening in Reno, today through Sunday.
http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/ (http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/)

Very cool!
+1 Bump. :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 21st Century Man on September 12, 2018, 06:15:05 AM
Today in 490 BC the Battle of Marathon occurred, where a small Athenian force defeated the Persian Empire.

In 1217, French prince Louis & English King Henry III sign a peace treaty.

There are only 110 days remaining until the end of the year.

There's a possibility that the new IPhones will be announced today.
https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/)

If you're in Chicago today:
Free Baroque concert - https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park (https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park)
Or, you could catch a free movie - https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks (https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks)
(Space Jam , and Justice League are playing)
The world music festival is also happening - https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/ (https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/) 

If you're in Germany, you could always investigate he 9th Conference on the Mechanical Behavior of Salt (SaltMech IX) - it will take place from September 12 – 14, 2018 at the BGR in Hannover, Germany.  https://www.saltmech.com/ (https://www.saltmech.com/)

And for budding - or experienced - programmers, the .NET conference (streaming and local) starts today.  https://www.dotnetconf.net/ (https://www.dotnetconf.net/)        ;)

Edit: Almost forgot, if you dig air races, the National Championship Air Races are happening in Reno, today through Sunday.
http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/ (http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/)

Birthdays

1888      Maurice Chevalier, singer, dancer, pedo and actor.
1913      Jesse Owens, track and field athlete who won four medals at the Berlin Olympics in 1936.
1931      George Jones, country singer.


Just kidding about Chevalier but what can you say after hearing him sing that song, Thank Heaven For Little Girls?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 12, 2018, 06:11:35 PM
I purposely don't clean my ears before certain concerts. Disgusting, admittedly as was a strange thread on BG about Q-Tips n such. Anyhow, Praise BE, it helps and semi-often after some, esp if the show is in small venue or aucoustic metal shed, essentially, like good SA places and used to be in Austin. I will find wax issue "solved", less ringing, in morning tho quick to not show or have found. Ha. Cause disgusting but effective and I'm, secretly, proud. Self-help medicine n better than evil q-tips or those scam ear candles because also see the bands.
I like the thinking there. With regards to ear candles are they really a scam? I'm on the fence with those. Wish I knew more because it's a real process to go through with those things.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 12, 2018, 06:26:47 PM
I like the thinking there. With regards to ear candles are they really a scam? I'm on the fence with those. Wish I knew more because it's a real process to go through with those things.
I have never done ear candles but heard a scam. Plus dont want fire near my ears. Q-tips are bad for cleaning, can make work. Slayer or Motorhead works better. Or lacking that a syringe, warm water, and a weak peroxide solution (sold in stores) but be careful. I am not a doctor. Getting them clean by staff at ENT doc works also but insurance or costs etc.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on September 13, 2018, 10:21:48 AM
I like the thinking there. With regards to ear candles are they really a scam? I'm on the fence with those. Wish I knew more because it's a real process to go through with those things.

I have never done ear candles but heard a scam. Plus dont want fire near my ears. Q-tips are bad for cleaning, can make work. Slayer or Motorhead works better. Or lacking that a syringe, warm water, and a weak peroxide solution (sold in stores) but be careful. I am not a doctor. Getting them clean by staff at ENT doc works also but insurance or costs etc.

Ear candles are a complete scam and there is nothing wrong with Q-tips unless you have the shakes or lack coordination.  I've been using them for 40+ years and my ears still have that new car smell.  Plus my belly button is pristine.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 13, 2018, 11:10:43 AM
Were you in my class at S.O.A.?  We got all kinds of neat tools to aid in Interrogation.
One of my former news directors was an MP in Vietnam. He told me about his neat interrogation tool - a Huey.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on September 13, 2018, 11:14:50 AM
Ear candles are a complete scam and there is nothing wrong with Q-tips unless you have the shakes or lack coordination.  I've been using them for 40+ years and my ears still have that new car smell.  Plus my belly button is pristine.

Still risky. I have been recommended this by doctors: https://www.debrox.com/ it's available over the counter pretty much everywhere.
It dissolves the wax and breaks it apart. I've had to go and have my ears cleaned out by doctors because the wax became impacted, and since using it that hasn't happened since.

Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum  ;).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 13, 2018, 01:56:19 PM


Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum  ;).
Eargasms :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on September 14, 2018, 04:49:21 PM
Eargasms :D

I fake them.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 14, 2018, 06:56:50 PM
I fake them.
Trying to come up with a "when Harry met Sally" joke like "I'll have what she's having" but it's not formulating well and I cannot seem to muster it Mr.


I give myself an A for effort though
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 14, 2018, 07:00:11 PM
Still risky. I have been recommended this by doctors: https://www.debrox.com/ it's available over the counter pretty much everywhere.
It dissolves the wax and breaks it apart. I've had to go and have my ears cleaned out by doctors because the wax became impacted, and since using it that hasn't happened since.

Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum  ;).
Ha! It is, in a way, I blame being to able to hear things in my periphery and other ear, who happened to some cute nurses and a pharma salesgql who likely was an ex-UK cheerleader (that really is a 'thing.)
On a more nasty note: it can be crazy to look in sink or tray when ears cleaned properly. Maybe make a candle?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 15, 2018, 02:22:16 PM
hey bart here ishte discord link
https://discord.gg/bBbjaK
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 15, 2018, 04:43:25 PM
hey Bart , we had 44 lisseners.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 16, 2018, 02:52:09 AM
Still risky. I have been recommended this by doctors: https://www.debrox.com/ it's available over the counter pretty much everywhere.
It dissolves the wax and breaks it apart. I've had to go and have my ears cleaned out by doctors because the wax became impacted, and since using it that hasn't happened since.

Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum  ;).
Similar feeling if you fold you ear shut and run a vibrator over it and behind it.  Just don't panic when your ear sounds like a big seashell for a few minutes afterward.  For people prone to ear infections, a few minutes of this helps.  If your head got too cold or you didn't dry your hair, this also helps prevent infection.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on September 16, 2018, 09:32:07 AM
Similar feeling if you fold you ear shut and run a vibrator over it and behind it.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on September 16, 2018, 09:36:10 AM
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+1
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 19, 2018, 12:52:39 AM
I got an ad for a free breakfast  :)!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 20, 2018, 04:18:32 PM
hey Bart
newegg got hacked!
Quote from: newegg

Yesterday we learned one of our servers had been injected with malware which was identified and removed from our site. We’re conducting extensive research to determine exactly what info was obtained and are sending emails to customers potentially impacted. Please watch your email for any correspondence. (https://kb.newegg.com/)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 20, 2018, 04:19:41 PM
hey Bart
newegg got hacked!

I wonder if that is why Amex said they were sending me a new card.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 20, 2018, 04:41:35 PM
I wonder if that is why Amex said they were sending me a new card.
maybe.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 20, 2018, 10:04:07 PM
Bart, I've noticed my karma soars when I don't post for a few days. Hmm
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 23, 2018, 06:26:39 PM
Bart, the site icon is still MV's face.  :o
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on September 24, 2018, 09:32:01 AM
Bart, the site icon is still MV's face.  :o
That is not his face but was a favicon that the old Bellgab page used. I think there is a story behind it but I don't know the details. BG is keeping it probably to retain the look and feel of the old page? Maybe someone will explain further...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 24, 2018, 09:36:33 AM
That is not his face but was a favicon that the old Bellgab page used. I think there is a story behind it but I don't know the details. BG is keeping it probably to retain the look and feel of the old page? Maybe someone will explain further...

FortRock but it was before my time. @Lonevoice probably knows the details.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 24, 2018, 09:56:45 AM
FortRock is dead so I left it there.

If anyone has the FoodLion avatar I would eventually change it to his.
Dead or alive, his mystery is a good one.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 24, 2018, 02:54:09 PM
FortRock is dead so I left it there.

If anyone has the FoodLion avatar I would eventually change it to his.
Dead or alive, his mystery is a good one.
Favicons are so small, I always assumed that was MV's apple pie face. FoodLion suddenly stopped in late 2014 early 15. If memory serves he lived out in the sticks somewhere... yeah he was good.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on October 01, 2018, 11:33:58 PM
Favicons are so small, I always assumed that was MV's apple pie face. FoodLion suddenly stopped in late 2014 early 15. If memory serves he lived out in the sticks somewhere... yeah he was good.
I had thought it was MV too, but that was a while ago.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on October 01, 2018, 11:51:53 PM
FortRock is dead so I left it there.

If anyone has the FoodLion avatar I would eventually change it to his.
Dead or alive, his mystery is a good one.
Indeed. I think Ft.Rock, leader of the Scorpian Army is worth keeping in tribute but do miss Foodlion and worry. But my hopes is he found success against the meth heads and corrupt law enforcement and has secured his garden and property and happily living off-the-grid!! And maybe will check back in, sometime. But, if not, is doing well.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 03, 2018, 11:32:43 PM
Indeed. I think Ft.Rock, leader of the Scorpian Army is worth keeping in tribute but do miss Foodlion and worry. But my hopes is he found success against the meth heads and corrupt law enforcement and has secured his garden and property and happily living off-the-grid!! And maybe will check back in, sometime. But, if not, is doing well.
I think foodlion may have been an actual lion. ;D

If I was completely "off the grid" I think I would cut all ties including internet. Kind of an all in kinda thing.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on October 04, 2018, 12:22:54 PM
I think foodlion may have been an actual lion. ;D

If I was completely "off the grid" I think I would cut all ties including internet. Kind of an all in kinda thing.
Good point. SW only for news so you know when society has collapsed and up security. Maybe also a ham radio (securely locked away in a Farraday Cage and only used in dire circumstances and/or at randomly generated times, and frequencies, prearranged with contacts.)   ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 04, 2018, 12:44:30 PM
Good point. SW only for news so you know when society has collapsed and up security. Maybe also a ham radio (securely locked away in a Farraday Cage and only used in dire circumstances and/or at randomly generated times, and frequencies, prearranged with contacts.)   ;)
If you can find an old tube radio or tube ham transceiver, it would be good to keep one of those around as they are more likely to survive an EMP. Working ones are out there but may take some searching to find one in good condition. People that keep these around for potential emergencies need to turn them on at least every few months to confirm they are working and also so the heat will help dry out any residual moisture that may have accumulated. Otherwise, the capacitors can go bad over time if unused and moisture is the enemy of these old radios.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 05, 2018, 02:13:27 PM
We're telling Bart all this stuff here but I'm damn certain he's not paying attention. My guess is we're telling each other all these various things.


#Tell Everybody Anything
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 05, 2018, 02:19:11 PM
We're telling Bart all this stuff here but I'm damn certain he's not paying attention. My guess is we're telling each other all these various things.


#Tell Everybody Anything
It's really going to be weird when we find out Bart is actually an artificial intelligence program.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 05, 2018, 02:23:21 PM
It's really going to be weird when we find out Bart is actually an artificial intelligence program.

My intelligence is 100% real.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 05, 2018, 03:41:59 PM
My intelligence is 100% real.
:) The only blemish on an otherwise perfect record was sending Metron to the zoo :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 06, 2018, 12:51:51 AM
My intelligence is 100% real.
Mine is 138% real. Almost makes me an underachiever.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on October 06, 2018, 04:06:06 AM
I got an ad for a free breakfast  :)!
How did you get so lucky? From most that I get you would think I ran all kinds of tech services and lived inside the cloud. I'm a luddite! Show me more horse farms!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 06, 2018, 04:07:38 PM
here is the discord invite:
https://discord.gg/7wDzjs
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 06, 2018, 07:21:23 PM
Bart, seriously! For the last few months I've been away and haven't been active on the board. While I was gone my account was hacked by somebody posting as ME!! I've been reading all of my so-called posts and they make me look like a COMPLETE JACKASS!  It is my belief that this fraud, this fake me, has cost me many, many karma points. Can this negative effect be countered in some way on your end by adding like 85 karma's to my score?


I'm absolutely disgusted.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 06, 2018, 08:58:12 PM
Bart, seriously! For the last few months I've been away and haven't been active on the board. While I was gone my account was hacked by somebody posting as ME!! I've been reading all of my so-called posts and they make me look like a COMPLETE JACKASS!  It is my belief that this fraud, this fake me, has cost me many, many karma points. Can this negative effect be countered in some way on your end by adding like 85 karma's to my score?


I'm absolutely disgusted.
I added +1 for you. Hope it gets straightened out...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 06, 2018, 09:26:54 PM
Bart, seriously! For the last few months I've been away and haven't been active on the board. While I was gone my account was hacked by somebody posting as ME!! I've been reading all of my so-called posts and they make me look like a COMPLETE JACKASS!  It is my belief that this fraud, this fake me, has cost me many, many karma points. Can this negative effect be countered in some way on your end by adding like 85 karma's to my score?


I'm absolutely disgusted.

I always pop and +1 for you whenever I'm here.  I'm sorry that happened.  That does suck. 
I just +1ed you again. ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 06, 2018, 10:44:12 PM
I added +1 for you. Hope it gets straightened out...
I always pop and +1 for you whenever I'm here.  I'm sorry that happened.  That does suck. 
I just +1ed you again. ;)

Oh boy. Ok here's the thing.  First of all I have +1nd both of you and I owe you each several more.

There's a smalllllll but real chance that I was kidding and indeed acting like a "complete jackass" when telling the Bart that I had been hacked.   I think the best thing we can all do here is to is keep cool heads about this and not go on a smiting extravaganza against yours truly. If I could buy you each a beer and give you a big hug, I would.

Forgivness and understanding is to be admired so I think we all can learn from this experience. In closing I am very sorry for forcing your praise hand under false pretence. Let us not smite but rather smile and move on. :)


XOXOXO

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 06, 2018, 11:21:27 PM
I always pop and +1 for you whenever I'm here.  I'm sorry that happened.  That does suck. 
I just +1ed you again. ;)

Come baby, give daddy some sugar.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 08, 2018, 12:05:04 AM
Come baby, give daddy some sugar.
No sugar, or soup for you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 08, 2018, 12:07:17 AM
No sugar, or soup for you.

I'd give you some karma, but fm the size of that ass, you been eating up your karma.


Oh, hell.  go ahead.  Have some Karma. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on October 08, 2018, 01:57:28 AM
How did you get so lucky? From most that I get you would think I ran all kinds of tech services and lived inside the cloud. I'm a luddite! Show me more horse farms!
Google walking groups, walking meetups, walking clubs, and volunteering with seniors.  I think the breakfast was to do with a light volunteer walk to help raise money for a senior men's cause.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on October 08, 2018, 01:59:53 AM
:) The only blemish on an otherwise perfect record was sending Metron to the zoo :)
which resulted in a "blemish with a record", tee hee.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 08, 2018, 10:10:40 AM
Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I am either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on October 08, 2018, 12:43:03 PM
Latest rumor on the other site....Bart Ell is Evil Keith?  :o Whatever they are smoking I want some of it!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 08, 2018, 01:10:08 PM
Latest rumor on the other site....Bart Ell is Evil Keith?  :o Whatever they are smoking I want some of it!!!

LOL     that's what they're posting?  ::)

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 10, 2018, 08:20:58 PM
Bart, "anything"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on October 10, 2018, 10:52:24 PM
Latest rumor on the other site....Bart Ell is Evil Keith?  :o Whatever they are smoking I want some of it!!!

Not too much different from when people here were speculating that Bart Ell was MV.  You have to take these things with a grain of salt.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 11, 2018, 12:37:17 AM
...don't think I haven't noticed the new favicon.   You're welcome ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 11, 2018, 10:33:56 AM
I love you, Bart    :) ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 13, 2018, 02:06:30 AM
I love you, Bart    :) ;)
I just smited you. Have a good one, fuckface ;D  And I'll be sure to sign in soon to continue a smite extravaganza.  :-*


Bart, you really must make all smiters public! This will keep order and honesty in your abyss of cowards.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 13, 2018, 04:01:31 AM
I just smited you. Have a good one, fuckface ;D  And I'll be sure to sign in soon to continue a smite extravaganza.  :-*


Bart, you really must make all smiters public! This will keep order and honesty in your abyss of cowards.

 Yours is without doubt the most disgusting avatar ever.  I know you love your mother but her picture is putting people off their feed.  Why don’t you replace it with a picture of a wart or something else less nauseating.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 13, 2018, 05:30:03 PM
Hi Bart.. sorry if i caused any problem for you by deleting threads.. i didn't know it would cause a problem.. because it said "delete thread" 

TW   :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 13, 2018, 05:31:54 PM
Hi Bart.. sorry if i caused any problem for you by deleting threads.. i didn't know it would cause a problem.. because it said "delete thread" 

TW   :-*

No problem, Tootsers!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 13, 2018, 05:34:37 PM
No problem, Tootsers!

 :) :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on October 13, 2018, 05:35:35 PM
I love you, Bart    :) ;)

I do too.  :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 16, 2018, 08:26:08 AM
Bart, When I go into some threads to check them out like the Donald Trump thread and other politics threads(not mine), malwarebytes is warning me "website blocked due to trojan virus"  It says. domain. kiwifarms. net I.P. address 104.24.16.94  Don't know what it means... Just letting you know.. TW   :)

@Bart Ell

Praise BE
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 16, 2018, 09:06:54 AM
Bart, When I go into some threads to check them out like the Donald Trump thread and other politics threads(not mine), malwarebytes is warning me "website blocked due to trojan virus"  It says. domain. kiwifarms. net I.P. address 104.24.16.94  Don't know what it means... Just letting you know.. TW   :)

@Bart Ell

Praise BE

It probably doesn't like the Twitter embeds.
Try using https if you are not already
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 16, 2018, 09:16:09 AM
It probably doesn't like the Twitter embeds.
Try using https if you are not already
Did a scan and it looks like an attachment from Gd5150 on pages 120 and 121 of the President Donald Trump subforum is triggering an alert. The offending link triggering the alert is highlighted in the attachment below:
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 16, 2018, 09:20:40 AM
Did a scan and it looks like an attachment from Gd5150 on pages 120 and 121 of the President Donald Trump subforum is triggering an alert. The offending link triggering the alert is highlighted in the attachment below:

Thanks, I removed it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 18, 2018, 04:48:32 PM
Thanks, Bart. for stopping that thread  . What a relief...  :) :)  :) @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 04:52:47 PM
Thanks, Bart. for stopping that thread  . What a relief...  :) :)  :) @Bart Ell

Stay out of politics if you can't handle politics or go have those discussions where you have issues with them.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 18, 2018, 04:53:57 PM
Stay out of politics if you can't handle politics or go have those discussions where you have issues with them.

ok   :) :)  :) :) :-* @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 18, 2018, 08:11:24 PM
Stay out of politics if you can't handle politics or go have those discussions where you have issues with them.
Or she could grow a fuckin' set.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 30, 2018, 10:03:35 PM
@Bart Ell  I am willing to be interviewed for the next bartcast. It would be riveting! Folks can then put a voice to the complete KSM jackass ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 03, 2018, 11:49:05 PM
@Bart Ell Who is going to the superbowl?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 03, 2018, 11:49:52 PM
@Bart Ell do you like peppers and if so what type of peppers?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 03, 2018, 11:50:31 PM
@Bart Ell are you more of a cat person or a dog person?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 03, 2018, 11:51:24 PM
@Bart Ell what do you think about George Noory?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 04, 2018, 08:57:54 AM
@Bart Ell what do you think about George Noory?

I would love to answer but this is the wrong thread, @damon.
Rules are rules!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on December 04, 2018, 07:27:17 PM
@Bart Ell you are great and good. Praise Bart Ell
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 04, 2018, 07:29:01 PM
@Bart Ell you are great and good. Praise Bart Ell

That's how it's done.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 04, 2018, 08:42:08 PM
Bart Ell is an one of a kind person.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 04, 2018, 09:59:28 PM
I would love to answer but this is the wrong thread, @damon.
Rules are rules!
@Bart Ell  Will damon be caned or flogged for these mixed threading transgressions? Cat o' nine tales perhaps.. I say innocent mistake. Pilot tried to pardon Jesus.  Alas I'm no Pilot. Don't even have a fucking plane. :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on December 05, 2018, 09:10:09 PM
Hi, Bart.

I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me.  Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case.  Just following up on some hints.

Just curious.  If I'm mistaken, I apologize.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on December 05, 2018, 09:11:38 PM
@Bart Ell you are great and good. Praise Bart Ell
Hi, Gravity.  Just bumped ya a +1, just cuz.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 05, 2018, 09:12:06 PM
Hi, Bart.

I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me.  Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case.  Just following up on some hints.

Just curious.  If I'm mistaken, I apologize.

WRONG THREAD!
Also, you are mistaken.
Nobody can put a bug in my ear, I am too stubborn to be swayed.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on December 05, 2018, 09:13:39 PM
Hi, Gravity.  Just bumped ya a +1, just cuz.  ;)

Bart has no problem with you. Noone does. Well zaza might. Love you kiddo
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on December 05, 2018, 09:14:29 PM
WRONG THREAD!
Also, you are mistaken.
Nobody can put a bug in my ear, I am too stubborn to be swayed.

You're right,  I meant the "Ask Bart" thread.  Oops!  I am so sorry.  Yes, I am a twit. :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on December 05, 2018, 09:15:51 PM
Bart has no problem with you. Noone does. Well zaza might. Love you kiddo
ZaZa has problems with everyone, so he doesn't count. ;) ;D
You, Too. ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on December 07, 2018, 10:06:21 PM
Hi, Bart.

I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me.  Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case.  Just following up on some hints.

Just curious.  If I'm mistaken, I apologize.


Starr.  I like you. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on December 07, 2018, 10:07:41 PM
Bart, I like French Fries.  With Ketchup. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 07, 2018, 11:35:56 PM
@Bart Ell  Will damon be caned or flogged for these mixed threading transgressions? Cat o' nine tales perhaps.. I say innocent mistake. Pilot tried to pardon Jesus.  Alas I'm no Pilot. Don't even have a fucking plane. :-[
I forgive you for not being a pilot. Pilots has been looking down on people since 1903.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 07, 2018, 11:36:36 PM
@Bart Ell , I think that you need more cowbells.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on December 07, 2018, 11:48:48 PM

Starr.  I like you.
Bump.  +1 ;D
You too, sir.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: WildCard on December 08, 2018, 04:56:39 AM
@Bart Ell , I think that you need more cowbells.

How are you today, damon? I am hurr. Hope you're durr.
Is star awesome?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 01:02:31 AM
Bart, I like French Fries.  With Ketchup.
Tarter sauce.  Or, is it, tartar gravy, lol?  That sounds like a dental question.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 10, 2018, 09:25:25 PM
@Bart Ell 

I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON!  IS THAT OK?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 10, 2018, 09:33:32 PM
@Bart Ell 

I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON!  IS THAT OK?
No.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 10, 2018, 09:35:24 PM
@Bart Ell 

I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON!  IS THAT OK?

I may make it mandatory!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on December 11, 2018, 05:16:08 PM
For many years, on Halloween, after visiting higher end costume shops, I used spirit gum cosmetic glue (and spirit gum remover afterward) to wear a couple cute "real" fake mustaches.  I was able to trim the net backing on the re-usable moustaches to suit the look I wanted.  As decades went by and narrower moustaches came into style, I trimmed them again, although I never ended up happy with that narrower style.  Of course, before gluing the moustache on, I had to minimize my own peach fuzz, so the spirit gum didn't gum up so much.  The moustaches looked and moved like a real ones for years, because they were wig quality with flexible net backing, plus spirit gum has a little give in it.

Under my shirt, I wore cut foam to turn my bosom into a more masculine barrel chest.  I overheated from that.  The suit was of a low-contrast subtle plaid, thin lambswool, altered to fit (color scheme attached below).  I wore one of my dad's solid dark ties from the sixties.  The belt color also blended.  It was slightly cushioned leather about 1.5" wide and was oiled before I knew what oil-tanned was.  So soft!  Almost like a sueded surface.  I did look like a man.  Totally passed.  Lots of fun.

To help me remember the name of the that costume's color scheme today, I used an excellent website which includes considerations for color-blind people in its content.  https://www.colorhexa.com/738678


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 11, 2018, 07:09:53 PM
For many years, on Halloween, after visiting higher end costume shops, I used spirit gum cosmetic glue (and spirit gum remover afterward) to wear a couple cute "real" fake mustaches.  I was able to trim the net backing on the re-usable moustaches to suit the look I wanted.  As decades went by and narrower moustaches came into style, I trimmed them again, although I never ended up happy with that narrower style.  Of course, before gluing the moustache on, I had to minimize my own peach fuzz, so the spirit gum didn't gum up so much.  The moustaches looked and moved like a real ones for years, because they were wig quality with flexible net backing, plus spirit gum has a little give in it.

Under my shirt, I wore cut foam to turn my bosom into a more masculine barrel chest.  I overheated from that.  The suit was of a low-contrast subtle plaid, thin lambswool, altered to fit (color scheme attached below).  I wore one of my dad's solid dark ties from the sixties.  The belt color also blended.  It was slightly cushioned leather about 1.5" wide and was oiled before I knew what oil-tanned was.  So soft!  Almost like a sueded surface.  I did look like a man.  Totally passed.  Lots of fun.

To help me remember the name of the that costume's color scheme today, I used an excellent website which includes considerations for color-blind people in its content.  https://www.colorhexa.com/738678
You're telling me, everybody, or Bart this? Woman should never look like men BTW. ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on December 11, 2018, 11:48:28 PM
You're telling me, everybody, or Bart this? Woman should never look like men BTW. ;)
Progressive Insurance uses the "name-your-price" tool.  In determining my audience, I used the "name-your-thread" tool.

You would make a terrible bull dyke.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 12, 2018, 05:22:53 PM
@Bart Ell I hope that you have an awesome christmas.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on December 12, 2018, 06:29:07 PM
@Bart Ell I hope that you have an awesome bosom.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on December 12, 2018, 06:31:25 PM

+1
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 12, 2018, 08:03:52 PM


You would make a terrible bull dyke.
Guess I could always get lessons from you ;D


Can't believe I'm getting trolled by... whomever she is this month.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on December 13, 2018, 04:52:16 PM
Guess I could always get lessons from you ;D
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 19, 2018, 07:56:19 PM
One karma away from me saying "I got 99 karma's and a bitch ain't one"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 19, 2018, 08:43:56 PM
One karma away from me saying "I got 99 karma's and a bitch ain't one"
I GOT 99 KARMA'S AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE!!

Hacked off her arms with an old vintage blade
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on December 20, 2018, 01:15:36 AM
Hey, Bart.  Happy Yuletide!  Also, season's greetings, happy holidays, and all that solstice stuff.
Seriously.  I hope you have a great year ahead. ;) :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on December 20, 2018, 01:23:47 AM

Hacked off her arms with an old vintage blade
What?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 20, 2018, 02:29:50 PM
I GOT 99 KARMA'S AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE!!

Hacked off her arms with an old vintage blade
Congratulations and please clean up the blood before moving on.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 20, 2018, 07:23:38 PM
clean up the blood before moving on.
Always focusing on the negative.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 21, 2018, 12:01:32 AM
Always focusing on the negative.
I prefer to think of it as pragmatic.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 21, 2018, 01:12:04 AM
I prefer to think of it as pragmatic.
Pragmatic is all inclusive. It does not edit or omit, nor is it prejudice to suit its conclusions. I forgive you for this transgression and we move on. "This will make everybody happy" - Me
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on December 31, 2018, 12:33:41 PM
Dammit @Bart Ell, I can’t get that drunk ass @Chefist song out of my head.
Happy New Year.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 31, 2018, 06:17:11 PM
Dammit @Bart Ell, I can’t get that drunk ass @Chefist song out of my head.
Happy New Year.

My gift to your brain!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 01, 2019, 01:09:25 AM
@Bart Ell Happy new year
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 03, 2019, 12:36:36 AM
For days now, I've had a fear of meat flaps. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 03, 2019, 07:49:10 PM
For days now, I've had a fear of meat flaps.
@paladin1991 "meat flaps" I've got all kind of images going through my mind with that one. Is it possible you are referring to a food? A meat product like flattened brisket? Or is it.. ya know.. :P
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on January 06, 2019, 07:28:40 AM
For days now, I've had a fear of meat flaps.

@paladin1991  Weird.  For days, I've had the urge for floppy tacos.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 06, 2019, 08:17:12 PM
@paladin1991  Weird.  For days, I've had the urge for floppy tacos.
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 06, 2019, 09:24:59 PM
@paladin1991  Weird.  For days, I've had the urge for floppy tacos.
Soft tacos, best tacos. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 07, 2019, 12:12:09 AM
Soft tacos, best tacos. ;) ;D
;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 07, 2019, 01:23:16 AM
@Bart Ell I am going to tell you that I am awesome.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on January 07, 2019, 09:47:40 PM
So, I am searching online for a food item and this pops up:

Bart's Better Foods and the tagline "Because everything Bart does is better"

 :D

https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/ (https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 07, 2019, 09:49:46 PM
So, I am searching online for a food item and this pops up:

Bart's Better Foods and the tagline "Because everything Bart does is better"

 :D

https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/ (https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/)

Very true.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 07, 2019, 09:50:53 PM
@Bart Ell , I am going to tell you thank you for creating this forum.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 07, 2019, 09:51:56 PM
@Bart Ell , I am going to tell you thank you for creating this forum.

Go right ahead
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 07, 2019, 09:54:22 PM
Go right ahead
OK then. Thank you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on January 09, 2019, 09:18:08 AM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on January 09, 2019, 09:24:55 AM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
GREAT NEWs. So happy for the new baby and his family.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: AngiefromNJ on January 09, 2019, 09:30:34 AM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
YAY PRAISE THE LORD
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on January 09, 2019, 09:34:51 AM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!

My new grandson's name is Orson.

My cousin, who was my best friend, and I talked everyday on the phone. We didn't live in the same state. Three years ago he passed away suddenly at 55. We were all devastated. His nickname was "Bear".

From behindthename.com:

Meanings and history of the name Orson: | Edit
From an English surname which was originally a nickname meaning "bear cub", from a diminutive of Norman French ors "bear", ultimately from Latin ursus. -behindthename.com

What a wonderful tribute my son and daughter in law chose.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on January 09, 2019, 09:38:05 AM
My new grandson's name is Orson.

My cousin, who was my best friend, and I talked everyday on the phone. We didn't live in the same state. Three years ago he passed away suddenly at 55. We were all devastated. His nickname was "Bear".

From behindthename.com:

Meanings and history of the name Orson: | Edit
From an English surname which was originally a nickname meaning "bear cub", from a diminutive of Norman French ors "bear", ultimately from Latin ursus. -behindthename.com

What a wonderful tribute my son and daughter in law chose.

Glad to hear it. Thanks for sharing your fears and your joy.

Orson is a fine name.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on January 09, 2019, 09:46:49 AM
Glad to hear it. Thanks for sharing your fears and your joy.

Orson is a fine name.

Thank you @GravitySucks
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: twistedlogic on January 09, 2019, 10:26:51 AM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!


Wonderful news! Hope he will be going home in the very near future.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on January 09, 2019, 10:31:49 AM

Wonderful news! Hope he will be going home in the very near future.

Thank you @twistedlogic maybe tonight!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Fancy Lady Boots on January 09, 2019, 11:20:48 AM
My new grandson's name is Orson.

My cousin, who was my best friend, and I talked everyday on the phone. We didn't live in the same state. Three years ago he passed away suddenly at 55. We were all devastated. His nickname was "Bear".

From behindthename.com:

Meanings and history of the name Orson: | Edit
From an English surname which was originally a nickname meaning "bear cub", from a diminutive of Norman French ors "bear", ultimately from Latin ursus. -behindthename.com

What a wonderful tribute my son and daughter in law chose.

Wonderful news and a wonderful name! I'm happy for your family! :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on January 09, 2019, 11:44:11 AM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!

That is the best news, congratulations. Your sharing his naming is a wonderful story, thank you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 09, 2019, 04:31:22 PM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
Wonderful!  When you are not driving, and when things are not too busy, can we get a little glimpse???!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on January 09, 2019, 06:30:35 PM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
Great news!  :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on January 09, 2019, 06:58:08 PM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 09, 2019, 08:19:39 PM
My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!

There was never any doubt, BYU!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 11, 2019, 06:51:14 PM
@Bart Ell  Bart, please consider allowing a higher quality mp3 option for the Musical Ellgabers thread. Not asking for WAVS.. just, please :)

Yours truly, Cunthead.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 11, 2019, 06:53:22 PM
@Bart Ell  Bart, please consider allowing a higher quality mp3 option for the Musical Ellgabers thread. Not asking for WAVS.. just, please :)

Yours truly, Cunthead.

https://vocaroo.com/?upload
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on January 12, 2019, 12:11:17 AM
@Bart Ell  Bart, please consider allowing a higher quality mp3 option for the Musical Ellgabers thread. Not asking for WAVS.. just, please :)

Yours truly, Cunthead.

Odd. I always thought of you as Dickface
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 12, 2019, 02:21:34 AM
Odd. I always thought of you as Dickface
Thank you for thinking of me.


Next time you stand on my back, please wear flip flops or nothing at all. Those heels hurt like Ell.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 12, 2019, 03:17:41 AM
Meow
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on January 12, 2019, 03:50:51 AM
Meow

Meow
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 16, 2019, 08:02:30 PM
@Bart Ell  Hi Bart, I'm thinking of taking a relaxing trip to China.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on January 20, 2019, 01:46:29 PM
Everything seems to work. Much faster too.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on January 21, 2019, 11:00:51 PM
Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy.  ;)

Oh, and check this out:

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 22, 2019, 06:00:54 PM
@Bart Ell there is a 100% chance that you are being awesome today.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 22, 2019, 06:04:35 PM
Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy.  ;)

Oh, and check this out:
There is a time out?!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 22, 2019, 06:49:50 PM
Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy.  ;)

Oh, and check this out:

I'll ask about it and see if it can be changed.
#ClickBaitacy
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 23, 2019, 04:21:20 AM
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds?  Other than that, everything's great!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 23, 2019, 05:12:43 AM
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds? 

OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on January 23, 2019, 11:40:30 AM
OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?

no on the teddy bear. Yes on woo.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 23, 2019, 03:24:51 PM
@Bart Ell Did start a Site Issue thread for these kinds of reports.
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds?  Other than that, everything's great!

This thread is for telling he, Bart, things like;
Hey Bart, since I was a child I've always really loved Campbell's Cream Of Chicken soup. I've tried all the other brands but there's just something about the Campbell's recipe. You must be sure to use milk with it and not water like some people do.  ??? In fact the cooking/heating directions do say to add one can of milk rather than water.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 23, 2019, 03:31:08 PM
@Bart Ell Did start a Site Issue thread for these kinds of reports.

You are earning those powers!

You must be sure to use milk with it and not water like some people do.  ??? In fact the cooking/heating directions do say to add one can of milk rather than water.

Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 23, 2019, 04:14:37 PM
@Bart Ell , I hope that you have an awesome day.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 23, 2019, 04:15:28 PM
You are earning those powers!

Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.
Falkie is not scared of the tit.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on January 23, 2019, 04:35:05 PM
Falkie is not scared of the tit.
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 23, 2019, 04:48:34 PM
no on the teddy bear. Yes on woo.

But I like the teddy bear...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 23, 2019, 05:44:27 PM

Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.

Not me, sucking on right now! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Not me, sucking on right now! ;D ;D ;D

I scrolled too fast and thought you were having your way with a teddy bear
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 24, 2019, 10:30:46 PM
I scrolled too fast and thought you were having your way with a teddy bear
@anniem Well, if teddy bear is a girl and she plays er' cards right.. she gonna git lucky ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 24, 2019, 11:53:38 PM
Hi, Bart.  I want to be your friend. :)  Is that okay with you?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on January 25, 2019, 05:28:56 AM
Hi, Bart.  I want to be your friend. :)  Is that okay with you?
does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2019, 02:51:33 PM
Bart, I don't want to be a farm penis. Pleeeaase change it back at you earliest convenience.

UPDATE!!  @Bart Ell Thank you!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2019, 02:56:47 PM
does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?

Yup.
Rules are rules.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on January 25, 2019, 02:59:45 PM
Yup.
Rules are rules.

So she would have to make two different posts?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2019, 03:02:26 PM
So she would have to make two different posts?

One would do since the question relates to the first part.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 25, 2019, 10:20:27 PM
OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?
A lot can happen in 45 seconds.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 25, 2019, 10:27:38 PM
On the one hand, starr should be entitled to get at least as much attention for her statement/question here as I did with my statement/question.  On the other hand, if BG is any example, negative attention might create a starrflake.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 25, 2019, 10:36:38 PM
does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
Excuse me, this thread is for telling, not asking!!   8)
i know u r, but what am i       i  know u r, but what am i       i know u r, but what am i
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 26, 2019, 01:03:54 AM
TELLING! NOT ASKING!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 26, 2019, 02:51:36 PM
does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
Well, it's a question.  Right? ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on January 26, 2019, 03:11:50 PM
this belongs in the "ask Bart anything" thread.
Well, it's a question.  Right? ;) ;D
fixed
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 26, 2019, 04:47:03 PM

fixed
Well, now that it's in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread, it doesn't make sense.  Ah, well.  It's a silly question in either thread and I wish I hadn't asked it. :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 26, 2019, 04:48:32 PM
On the one hand, starr should be entitled to get at least as much attention for her statement/question here as I did with my statement/question.  On the other hand, if BG is any example, negative attention might create a starrflake.
What's a starrflake?  It sounds pretty. ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on January 26, 2019, 10:51:14 PM
What's a starrflake?  It sounds pretty. ;)
Kind of like a snowflake only prettier for sure.  And, pretty is AS pretty Does.

TELLING! NOT ASKING!!!!
Don't ask; do tell...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 26, 2019, 11:03:39 PM
Kind of like a snowflake only prettier for sure.  And, pretty is AS pretty Does.
Bumped ya +1  just for the halibut. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on January 27, 2019, 07:38:26 AM
6 months until peaches on my tree :( .
im off to prune it now.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 01, 2019, 01:55:47 PM
Bart, I am snowed in today and have bumped todays job until next week. It's Friday I've nefarious plans to abuse alcohol.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on February 01, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Bart, I am snowed in today and have bumped todays job until next week. It's Friday I've nefarious plans to abuse alcohol.

Good time to start #Clickacy for kids
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 04, 2019, 12:55:54 AM
Bumped ya +1  just for the halibut. ;) ;D
Same to you, Starr.  Let's all get our Omega 3's!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 04, 2019, 03:09:41 PM
6 months until peaches on my tree :( .
im off to prune it now.
I wish there was a tree pruning thread. My God, I butcher mine every year :'(  and yet they live on :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on February 04, 2019, 04:50:19 PM
6 months until peaches on my tree :( .
im off to prune it now.
;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 12:10:38 AM
I wish there was a tree pruning thread. My God, I butcher mine every year :'(  and yet they live on :)
I have suggestions.  I am a very good tree trimmer (pole pruner).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on February 05, 2019, 12:24:39 AM
I have suggestions.  I am a very good tree trimmer (pole pruner).
The cut should be be 1/4 to 1/2 inch above the the "joint" on the stem or branch for pruning or for grafting.  Correct?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 01:22:09 AM
The cut should be be 1/4 to 1/2 inch above the the "joint" on the stem or branch for pruning or for grafting.  Correct?
Yes.  The angle of the cut should be (speaking from top to bottom) toward the trunk and downward.  That way the new raw part will be on the underside, reducing chances of rot and infestation.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 01:24:12 AM
I dreamed your avatar was a Jewish dyke and she was really hot in the dream, although in my real life I am not gay.  I handed her crimson-wrapped clover and said I didn't really know her.  Then I found out she was Dave in a disguise.  It was confusing.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on February 05, 2019, 02:24:46 AM
Yes.  The angle of the cut should be (speaking from top to bottom) toward the trunk and downward.  That way the new raw part will be on the underside, reducing chances of rot and infestation.
At an angle, yes.  About 45 degrees, more or less.   As this, or slightly more.  /
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 10:33:58 PM
At an angle, yes.  About 45 degrees, more or less.   As this, or slightly more.  /
I agree.  That one would be perfect if the branch being trimmed was to the righthand side of the trunk!  Did you like living out in the country?  I sure did.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 15, 2019, 06:16:28 PM
Bart, when I was 16 I was "going steady" with a girl named, Paula. She was by all accounts a real looker and I was pretty stoked about having her on my arm and most of the dudes in school were jelous. My friend Wade was seeing her best friend whos name escapes me, but that's neither here nor there for this report.

Anyway.. us four were out walking somewhere and after a while Paula wanted to ride on my shoulders for the remainder of the trip so being the gentleman that I was, I obliged. Things were going well as we continued to move on to our destination yada yada yada... until all of the sudden while laughing... she FARTED ON MY NECK!!! She then started laughing even harder as I crouched down to let/get her off of me. We didn't last long after that. A couple of days at the most.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on February 16, 2019, 01:41:56 PM
@Bart Ell  I here to let you know that you are going to have an awesome weekend.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on February 18, 2019, 06:48:42 PM
Welcome back! You were missed!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on February 18, 2019, 07:14:02 PM
Welcome back! You were missed!

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PEACH TITTIES!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 13, 2019, 07:30:29 PM
Bart, was really hungry after I left the job today so I decided to break down and hit a drive thru for a burger on the way home. I opened the wrapper and discovered the long wide pickle garnishing the top of the bun. I don't like pickles on some burgers so I removed it and placed it on my lap..  I don't know what happened but when I arrived home I couldn't find the pickle.. anywhere! Normally this wouldn't be a big deal but being that my truck is in being re-wrapped I was driving my wife's truck and now there's a rogue pickle in there.  8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on March 13, 2019, 09:33:27 PM
now there's a rogue pickle in there.  8)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on March 14, 2019, 04:35:00 PM
Bart, was really hungry after I left the job today so I decided to break down and hit a drive thru for a burger on the way home. I opened the wrapper and discovered the long wide pickle garnishing the top of the bun. I don't like pickles on some burgers so I removed it and placed it on my lap..  I don't know what happened but when I arrived home I couldn't find the pickle.. anywhere! Normally this wouldn't be a big deal but being that my truck is in being re-wrapped I was driving my wife's truck and now there's a rogue pickle in there.  8)

Lol, better call Ira - he's a pickle-meister.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 14, 2019, 07:25:13 PM
Lol, better call Ira - he's a pickle-meister.
Hehe  She found it, it had slid into the little compartment on the inside of the door. Was sitting nice and soggy like on her company spreadsheet thingy ;D

I'm laughing, she's not. These are the deep things that can really put a marriage to the ultimate test! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on March 14, 2019, 09:41:48 PM
Hehe  She found it, it had slid into the little compartment on the inside of the door. Was sitting nice and soggy like on her company spreadsheet thingy ;D

I'm laughing, she's not. These are the deep things that can really put a marriage to the ultimate test! ;D ;D

I'm guessing lunch at Chick-Fil-A is out for some good time... ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 14, 2019, 11:29:20 PM
lunch at Chick-Fil-A ...
I wish!! That is the one-- Fast-Food-- place that has not made its way north o' the border. I don't care what their political leanings are and BTW I might just happen to agree with them...….. either way, I want a chicken sandwich.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on March 15, 2019, 07:54:39 AM
I wish!! That is the one-- Fast-Food-- place that has not made its way north o' the border. I don't care what their political leanings are and BTW I might just happen to agree with them...….. either way, I want a chicken sandwich.

So is there any Canadian chain up that way that does a fried chicken sammich with sliced pickles on it?

They're really one fast food outlet that lives up to billing.

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Of course KFC has their version too, but the taste is far different.

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Possibly because it's over-fried and swimming in Mayo unlike CFA's version:

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 15, 2019, 09:35:54 PM
So is there any Canadian chain up that way that does a fried chicken sammich with sliced pickles on it?

They're really one fast food outlet that lives up to billing.

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Of course KFC has their version too, but the taste is far different.

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Possibly because it's over-fried and swimming in Mayo unlike CFA's version:

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I know there are, but I'll be dammed if I know which ones. On the somewhat rare occasion that we're doing fast food stuffings I'm getting a beef burger and she's requesting something insane that will have the confused pimply faced lil shits in the back saucing her up with spit, snot, or worse :o    I swear, KFC is not what it used to be decades ago :'(  The pieces these days are much smaller and the breading/KFC coating seems much different.

 Ya got me all hungry
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on March 15, 2019, 09:41:47 PM
I know there are, but I'll be dammed if I know which ones. On the somewhat rare occasion that we're doing fast food stuffings I'm getting a beef burger and she's requesting something insane that will have the confused pimply faced lil shits in the back saucing her up with spit, snot, or worse :o    I swear, KFC is not what it used to be decades ago :'(  The pieces these days are much smaller and the breading/KFC coating seems much different.

 Ya got me all hungry

My theory is that chickens have been evolving so that they don’t taste as good. Self-defense mechanism.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 15, 2019, 09:53:04 PM
My theory is that chickens have been evolving so that they don’t taste as good. Self-defense mechanism.
Well now you're just being silly. The whole bird I bought home last Sunday was plump and naturally juicy. Didn't even have to brine
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on March 15, 2019, 09:55:47 PM
Well now you're just being silly. The whole bird I bought home last Sunday was plump and naturally juicy. Didn't even have to brine

Juicy is good, but did it actually have flavor like the ones we used to eat in the 60’s or did you have to add a bunch of seasoning?  If it was flavorful, you are a lucky man. So much flavor has been bred out of chickens and pork (not to mention tomatoes).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 15, 2019, 10:52:40 PM
Juicy is good, but did it actually have flavor like the ones we used to eat in the 60’s or did you have to add a bunch of seasoning?  If it was flavorful, you are a lucky man. So much flavor has been bred out of chickens and pork (not to mention tomatoes).
I think you may have me with that one. Yeah... I season the bird inside and out stuffing it with herbs and a little lemon or whatever. Sigh  perhaps you're right in that what we had for dinner was a well seasoned meat thing that happened to taste a bit like, chicken :-\  The tomatoes we grow in the yard throughout the summer have flavor just can't be found at the grocery store. I wasn't alive in the 60's but I was a small child on the farm in the 70's with our own in yard eats and yes!! That farm had real, natural flavor just the way God made it.  My wife makes the best ham in the world. It really is what I remember as a child.

But yep, you're right.  Washing machines ETC ain't what they used to be either but that's a whole other thread.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on March 15, 2019, 11:24:57 PM
I think you may have me with that one. Yeah... I season the bird inside and out stuffing it with herbs and a little lemon or whatever. Sigh  perhaps you're right in that what we had for dinner was a well seasoned meat thing that happened to taste a bit like, chicken :-\  The tomatoes we grow in the yard throughout the summer have flavor just can't be found at the grocery store. I wasn't alive in the 60's but I was a small child on the farm in the 70's with our own in yard eats and yes!! That farm had real, natural flavor just the way God made it.  My wife makes the best ham in the world. It really is what I remember as a child.

But yep, you're right.  Washing machines ETC ain't what they used to be either but that's a whole other thread.

My daughter was in FFA in HS and raised 2 pigs, 32 chickens and a MaineAnjou heifer she had bred resulting in a bull calf. She coddled these animals and loved them and I know exactly how well they were treated and everything they ate.

I bought one of her pigs that didn’t sell at auction and half of her chickens. They were all slaughtered and processed properly.

Even with knowing the history I did not enjoy the taste of the pork or chicken. It was basically flavorless due to the nature of what genetics have been forced into to make everything conform to some imagined standards for quality and time to market.

She had the calf castrated into a steer. I couldn’t see myself eating a steak that came from him so I let her sell it at auction.

I love heirloom fruits and vegetables. I have been struggling to establish a viable heirloom apple, peach and pear orchard. So far only the pear trees show promise. I don’t get up to my woods often enough to care for them properly. A multi year drought killed my peach trees and most of my apples.

I had bought a crab apple to help with pollination. That one is thriving probably because it is native to North America.

Oh well. I wasn’t trying to ruin your memory of a pleasant chicken dinner. No matter how over spiced you made it.

Peace. Out.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on March 16, 2019, 12:20:15 PM
I know there are, but I'll be dammed if I know which ones. On the somewhat rare occasion that we're doing fast food stuffings I'm getting a beef burger and she's requesting something insane that will have the confused pimply faced lil shits in the back saucing her up with spit, snot, or worse :o    I swear, KFC is not what it used to be decades ago :'(  The pieces these days are much smaller and the breading/KFC coating seems much different.

 Ya got me all hungry

KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/

But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.

Like this:

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But now it's significantly darker and drier:

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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.

I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 22, 2019, 11:27:03 PM
KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/

But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.

Like this:

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But now it's significantly darker and drier:

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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.

I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\
@26 horses  I don't know where you are these days but yes, the chicken in that picture is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Look at the texture of the breading, it's almost fluffy. And hell yeah the pieces are big and juicy. Now they are runty and almost have a medicinal taste.. really weird.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on March 31, 2019, 01:13:11 PM
@26 horses  I don't know where you are these days but yes, the chicken in that picture is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Look at the texture of the breading, it's almost fluffy. And hell yeah the pieces are big and juicy. Now they are runty and almost have a medicinal taste.. really weird.

Vacay over, back to the unreal world my friend...and yeah KFC sort of tastes and looks like it's been marinated in Jagermeister or something, yeah?

 ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on March 31, 2019, 11:20:32 PM
@Bart Ell At this very moment, I'm wasting your time. Oh shit, l00k at the time!! I Better go to bed!! Where did the time go.. I had so much to say!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on April 09, 2019, 09:29:11 PM
Japan is all about mascots. They just are. Which got me thinking, if ellgab had mascots, Carson would be the drama thread, Sandsquatch for MitD, a gnome for Spaced Out, and Morg! would be the mascot for the boards people are terrified to venture into but are really curious.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 09, 2019, 10:16:38 PM
I’m in a very bad mood.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 09, 2019, 10:19:52 PM
I’m in a very bad mood.

Say it out loud.
It cures bad moods.

FENGA PAPIT

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 09, 2019, 11:10:18 PM
I’m in a very bad mood.
If you resemble your avatar, I don't know any men who wouldn't love to entertain your "bad mood"   Errrgggghhhh < Roy Orbison throat roll sound

Sorry, too much? :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 10, 2019, 10:04:49 AM
I’m in a very bad mood.

+1 for candor.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 10, 2019, 01:46:39 PM
If you resemble your avatar, I don't know any men who wouldn't love to entertain your "bad mood"   Errrgggghhhh < Roy Orbison throat roll sound

Sorry, too much? :-\
A bit much, yes.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on April 15, 2019, 06:03:07 AM
I'm a kitty!!!!!

😻😻
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 15, 2019, 06:29:44 AM
I'm a kitty!!!!!

😻😻

With blue eyes.
As promised.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 15, 2019, 08:24:49 PM
KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/

But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.

Like this:

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But now it's significantly darker and drier:

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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.

I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\

I still love it, but I remember the tastier KFC too. I thought that my memory might have been another one of those Mandela things.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on April 15, 2019, 10:35:03 PM
I'm a kitty!!!!!

😻😻

And you sound just like a blue-eyed kitty should 😺

Praise BE and SC
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on April 16, 2019, 12:47:05 AM
I’m in a very bad mood.
Every 28 days or so.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 16, 2019, 08:03:45 AM
I still love it, but I remember the tastier KFC too. I thought that my memory might have been another one of those Mandela things.

No Mandela here, the color doesn't lie, something dark and malicious has overcome that golden KFC of halcyon days.

No "woo", strictly corporate greed monkeys imo. >:(

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 17, 2019, 03:39:46 PM
No Mandela here, the color doesn't lie, something dark and malicious has overcome that golden KFC of halcyon days.

No "woo", strictly corporate greed monkeys imo. >:(

Things have changed since the '90s. Fast food is no longer fast or food.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 17, 2019, 04:28:35 PM
Things have changed since the '90s. Fast food is no longer fast or food.
I agree, the only answer I can derive is...Popeyes!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 17, 2019, 07:42:33 PM
Bart, back when I toured with bands I remember coming home after a six month stint to find that my mom and sister had burned all my records. AC/DC, Kiss, Ozzy and sooo much more. All new vynil just up in smoke :'( That was in the 90's and I thought the burnings only happened in the 80's?? Ya' know, baptist church stuff.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 09:01:45 AM
Bart, back when I toured with bands I remember coming home after a six month stint to find that my mom and sister had burned all my records. AC/DC, Kiss, Ozzy and sooo much more. All new vynil just up in smoke :'( That was in the 90's and I thought the burnings only happened in the 80's?? Ya' know, baptist church stuff.

Good gravy, they went for the TAME stuff?!?!???

How did the Baptists get such a toehold up north?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 18, 2019, 05:14:07 PM
I agree, the only answer I can derive is...Popeyes!

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I like it, but I still prefer the Colonel. Old yardbird habits die hard.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 18, 2019, 05:17:35 PM
Bart, back when I toured with bands I remember coming home after a six month stint to find that my mom and sister had burned all my records. AC/DC, Kiss, Ozzy and sooo much more. All new vynil just up in smoke :'( That was in the 90's and I thought the burnings only happened in the 80's?? Ya' know, baptist church stuff.

The same kind of thing happened to my "childish" baseball cards and comic books just before I started high school. That was a self-inflicted wound, though.  :(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 18, 2019, 05:27:58 PM
Good gravy, they went for the TAME stuff?!?!???

How did the Baptists get such a toehold up north?

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Well, being a church kid I won't knock the one I attended as I did benefit from those years and by all accounts it was a "normal" church with a lot of good people.  The word "normal" is open to ones own experience.. That said; I'm not exactly sure we have so many Baptist churches up here. Calgary has some big time congregations and man their serious as a heart attack and they don't fuck around. Not sure how it is these days as things erode and attendance may be down. We have three Baptist churches in my town of 100,000 not to mention all the other denominations. Oh, and we have a raghead/bungy place and a mosque too ;D


I think we should all fight each other. In the big picture it's inevitable.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 18, 2019, 09:46:54 PM
The same kind of thing happened to my "childish" baseball cards and comic books just before I started high school. That was a self-inflicted wound, though.  :(
@Nucky Nolan  And who knows, you may have had some real gems in there.. Think about some of the original toys you had as a kid and how much they'd be worth now. I had a first release Rockem'' Sockem' robots and many others. I even had a Fonzie action figure back when all the original 13" Kiss dolls came out. Some of the stuff I had could pay off a mortgage or two even now


...the things we've lost... :'(  BIG JIM Sports Camper!!! ;D yep
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:10:28 AM
Well, being a church kid I won't knock the one I attended as I did benefit from those years and by all accounts it was a "normal" church with a lot of good people.  The word "normal" is open to ones own experience.. That said; I'm not exactly sure we have so many Baptist churches up here. Calgary has some big time congregations and man their serious as a heart attack and they don't fuck around. Not sure how it is these days as things erode and attendance may be down. We have three Baptist churches in my town of 100,000 not to mention all the other denominations. Oh, and we have a raghead/bungy place and a mosque too ;D

Iirc, Garner Ted Armstrong was a popular broadcast across Canada back in the day...religious programming like that is potent stuff.

I'm glad to hear the growing up experience for you was a positive one, however the burning of your vinyl - sacrilege!

Quote
I think we should all fight each other. In the big picture it's inevitable.

So has it ever been, eh?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 19, 2019, 10:18:41 AM
Iirc, Garner Ted Armstrong was a popular broadcast across Canada back in the day...religious programming like that is potent stuff.


Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?"  I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)

Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 10:33:58 AM
Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?"  I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)

Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.

I'll grant you this, he was among the very few televangelists who managed to keep it on the up and up.

In 1997, following accusations by a masseuse named Sue Rae Robertson. Armstrong was asked to step down as leader by the church's board of directors but "chose to resign". No charges were ever laid in relation to the alleged assault, and civil cases brought against Armstrong and the CGI were dismissed.Mr. Armstrong left CGI and founded the Intercontinental Church of God.Until his death, he was the head of his Garner Ted Armstrong Evangelistic Association, which he had established in 1978, and the Intercontinental Church of God.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garner_Ted_Armstrong


You ever listen to Gene Scott?

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Happier Times are Coming on April 19, 2019, 11:42:59 AM
Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?"  I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)

Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.
I always have stated the earth contains ALL the basic building blocks for a VW Bug...
why haven’t we ever unearthed one ?
(much simpler than human life with self awareness, IMO)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Happier Times are Coming on April 19, 2019, 11:45:23 AM
I'll grant you this, he was among the very few televangelists who managed to keep it on the up and up.

In 1997, following accusations by a masseuse named Sue Rae Robertson. Armstrong was asked to step down as leader by the church's board of directors but "chose to resign". No charges were ever laid in relation to the alleged assault, and civil cases brought against Armstrong and the CGI were dismissed.Mr. Armstrong left CGI and founded the Intercontinental Church of God.Until his death, he was the head of his Garner Ted Armstrong Evangelistic Association, which he had established in 1978, and the Intercontinental Church of God.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garner_Ted_Armstrong


You ever listen to Gene Scott?


ah, the memories...
GENE SCOTT was the inspiration for SENDA’s threatening to STOP his YouTube productions UNLESS HE GOT “DONATIONS” !
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Happier Times are Coming on April 19, 2019, 11:50:39 AM
The same kind of thing happened to my "childish" baseball cards and comic books just before I started high school. That was a self-inflicted wound, though.  :(
OMG...
at least your Mommy DIDN’T THROW THEM OUT !
(like SENDA’s Mommy did)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN A FIRE !
(like SENDA)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN STORAGE UNIT cleaned out for NON PAYMENT !
(like SENDA)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 19, 2019, 12:43:52 PM
I like it, but I still prefer the Colonel. Old yardbird habits die hard.

Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 12:54:30 PM
ah, the memories...
GENE SCOTT was the inspiration for SENDA’s threatening to STOP his YouTube productions UNLESS HE GOT “DONATIONS” !

OMG, seriously?

Wow, fat George should have gotten into race horses and satellite tee vee...wow... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 12:56:00 PM
Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!

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They do crispy as well as anyone out there - seal in a lot of juice too.

But man, if you want some heat Popeyes is your place.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 19, 2019, 12:58:30 PM
They do crispy as well as anyone out there - seal in a lot of juice too.

But man, if you want some heat Popeyes is your place.

Popeyes isn’t bad. Their spicy chicken isn’t that spicy to me. Then again they all need hot sauce.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 01:07:22 PM
Popeyes isn’t bad. Their spicy chicken isn’t that spicy to me. Then again they all need hot sauce.
I hear that - you sound like a Nashville hot chicken kinda guy. :P

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 19, 2019, 01:10:52 PM
I hear that - you sound like a Nashville hot chicken kinda guy. :P

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I’d take the Georgia Gold and some hot sauce. Actually I’d probably do both!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on April 19, 2019, 01:18:31 PM
Popeyes isn’t bad. Their spicy chicken isn’t that spicy to me. Then again they all need hot sauce.

They have packets of spice they keep behind the counter. Cajun Sparkle. Ask for it next time. O don’t know why they don’t put it out with the rest of the condiments.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 01:22:11 PM
They have packets of spice they keep behind the counter. Cajun Sparkle. Ask for it next time. O don’t know why they don’t put it out with the rest of the condiments.

Great tip, I never knew that - tnx!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 19, 2019, 01:22:13 PM
They have packets of spice they keep behind the counter. Cajun Sparkle. Ask for it next time. O don’t know why they don’t put it out with the rest of the condiments.

Never new that. If I ask for “Cajun Sparkle” and some guy comes out from behind the counter taking all sweet like about french ticklers I’m driving my truck through your front door.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 01:24:23 PM
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Awesomeness, it has tamarind and Worcestershire!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on April 19, 2019, 02:01:46 PM
Toomeric?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 02:57:44 PM
Toomeric?

I'll see your yellow stuff and raise you a few grams of good 'ol MSG!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 04:59:09 PM
@Nucky Nolan  And who knows, you may have had some real gems in there.. Think about some of the original toys you had as a kid and how much they'd be worth now. I had a first release Rockem'' Sockem' robots and many others. I even had a Fonzie action figure back when all the original 13" Kiss dolls came out. Some of the stuff I had could pay off a mortgage or two even now


...the things we've lost... :'(  BIG JIM Sports Camper!!! ;D yep

I had a treasure chest. I had a Hank Aaron card and a Willie Mays card. I had Roberto Clemente's last card. Those ain't rhinestones.

I kept my Merlin and my Simon. I also kept my Hot Wheels. Some of them might be valuable. Maybe I'll sell them to buy back my baseball cards.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 05:08:23 PM
I had a treasure chest. I had a Hank Aaron card and a Willie Mays card. I had Roberto Clemente's last card. Those ain't rhinestones.

I had all the older kids cards, Fleer, Topps, and cigarette  cards - that included a Clemente rookie card, Warren Spahn, Mantle, Maris, Banks, Koufax, Gibson, oh the pain...it hurts to even think back. :'( :'( :'(

I'd even settle for my Moose Scowron card or Vic Roznovsky now! Lol... :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 05:39:42 PM
OMG...
at least your Mommy DIDN’T THROW THEM OUT !
(like SENDA’s Mommy did)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN A FIRE !
(like SENDA)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN STORAGE UNIT cleaned out for NON PAYMENT !
(like SENDA)

Self-inflicted wounds are much worse. My butt is now numb from kicking myself.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 05:42:51 PM
Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!

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I loved it when I was a kid. We lived in the 'hood back then, but I gladly traded safety for crispy.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 05:46:47 PM
I had all the older kids cards, Fleer, Topps, and cigarette  cards - that included a Clemente rookie card, Warren Spahn, Mantle, Maris, Banks, Koufax, Gibson, oh the pain...it hurts to even think back. :'( :'( :'(

I'd even settle for my Moose Scowron card or Vic Roznovsky now! Lol... :-\

We likely have PTSD from lost collectibles. At least, there were no original "Honus Wagners" in the mix.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 06:01:18 PM
Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?"  I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)

Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.

Who knew that you could feel nostalgic for televangelists? I almost miss the days of the Bakker scandal and the Swaggart scandal. I even miss those crazy '90s cults. They were much more fun than Antifa SJWs.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on April 19, 2019, 06:23:37 PM
We likely have PTSD from lost collectibles. At least, there were no original "Honus Wagners" in the mix.

The only card I have left is an Ernie Banks autographed rookie card.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 19, 2019, 07:12:25 PM
Who knew that you could feel nostalgic for televangelists? I almost miss the days of the Bakker scandal and the Swaggart scandal. I even miss those crazy '90s cults. They were much more fun than Antifa SJWs.
My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 19, 2019, 07:17:14 PM
Bart, I got something to tell ya'

I recently purchased a vintage speed bag called the Everlast 4200 off ebay and the thing stinks real bad. Kanga leather (high quality shit) and it's a very sought after bag when in good or great condition which this one is. But it fkn stinks like it was wet at one time and I don't know how to de-funkify this beautiful find.


This is what I'm telling you
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on April 19, 2019, 07:23:07 PM
My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\


It was Flavor Aid
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on April 19, 2019, 07:37:09 PM
@Bart Ell I am here to tell you that you need to give yourself a pay rise because the woo videos are AWESOME.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 19, 2019, 07:49:47 PM
Bart, I got something to tell ya'

I recently purchased a vintage speed bag called the Everlast 4200 off ebay and the thing stinks real bad. Kanga leather (high quality shit) and it's a very sought after bag when in good or great condition which this one is. But it fkn stinks like it was wet at one time and I don't know how to de-funkify this beautiful find.


This is what I'm telling you

Grab a big plastic bag.
Put your bag in it with a sock filled with baking soda.
Leave it for a few days.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 19, 2019, 07:50:08 PM
@Bart Ell I am here to tell you that you need to give yourself a pay rise because the woo videos are AWESOME.

I doubled my pay!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on April 19, 2019, 07:50:42 PM
Who knew that you could feel nostalgic for televangelists? I almost miss the days of the Bakker scandal and the Swaggart scandal. I even miss those crazy '90s cults. They were much more fun than Antifa SJWs.
Back in the day, I had an interest in studying the various cults from a human behavior point of view. It was fascinating how they were able to attract and keep members loyal to their cause and loyal to their leader. From the Moon Unification movement, Jim Bakker and PTL, the Armstrong's (Herbert and son Garner Ted) Worldwide Church of God, to Jim Jones and Jonestown and more.

The gold standard handbook and information resource on cults at the time was Dr. Walter Martin's book Kingdom of the Cults.

As a side note, in the early days of home satellite TV, technically you needed one letter of approval from a satellite content provider granting you permission to watch their programming to make your satellite station "legal". PTL was one of the few networks that would send you a letter giving permission, so they received a large number of requests for permission letters from home satellite TV viewers (few of which probably actually watched the network) :)  If I remember correctly, Dr. Gene Scott's University Network and TBN would also give you letters of permission.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 07:57:39 PM
The only card I have left is an Ernie Banks autographed rookie card.

Keep it in a safe place! If not, your little cousin might sell it at a pawn shop (ahem).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on April 19, 2019, 08:03:34 PM
My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\
Check out the 1980's TV movie Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones starring Powers Boothe. It was a well-done story telling the rise and eventual fatal destiny of Jim Jones. Powers Boothe's performance won him the Emmy Award that year for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or a Special.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 08:03:38 PM
My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\


I was thinking about the Heaven's Gate era. It seemed like a fun cult until they took those fatal snacks, and I wasn't a big fan of that eunuch fad, either.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 08:05:46 PM
Bart, I got something to tell ya'

I recently purchased a vintage speed bag called the Everlast 4200 off ebay and the thing stinks real bad. Kanga leather (high quality shit) and it's a very sought after bag when in good or great condition which this one is. But it fkn stinks like it was wet at one time and I don't know how to de-funkify this beautiful find.


This is what I'm telling you

Replace it with a new one that doesn't bring George Clinton and Rick James to mind. This is what I'm telling you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 08:09:34 PM
It was Flavor Aid

Thanks for setting the soft drink record straight. Of course, Kool-Aid works much better in jokes and memes.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 08:28:03 PM
Back in the day, I had an interest in studying the various cults from a human behavior point of view. It was fascinating how they were able to attract and keep members loyal to their cause and loyal to their leader. From the Moon Unification movement, Jim Bakker and PTL, the Armstrong's (Herbert and son Garner Ted) Worldwide Church of God, to Jim Jones and Jonestown and more.

The gold standard handbook and information resource on cults at the time was Dr. Walter Martin's book Kingdom of the Cults.

As a side note, in the early days of home satellite TV, technically you needed one letter of approval from a satellite content provider granting you permission to watch their programming to make your satellite station "legal". PTL was one of the few networks that would send you a letter giving permission, so they received a large number of requests for permission letters from home satellite TV viewers (few of which probably actually watched the network) :)  If I remember correctly, Dr. Gene Scott's University Network and TBN would also give you letters of permission.

People tried to recruit me into varied cults during my salad days. One was the Church of Christ. It wasn't the strict mainstream church that was "the one and only way to Heaven", and it wasn't Saint Barack's "GD America" version. It was the one based in Boston whose members were rivals of the members of the one based in New York City (just kidding after "Boston").

You don't see much of that stuff these days. You also don't see as many evangelists screaming and yelling at college students between classes on their campus. I guess that it's now classified as hate speech as well as an invasion of one's safe space. These poor kids are missing out on the joys of being called drunken heathens by angry preachers.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 10:25:46 AM
We likely have PTSD from lost collectibles. At least, there were no original "Honus Wagners" in the mix.

True, but there was a Marv Throneberry, so... :'(

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 10:27:34 AM
It was Flavor Aid

+1 for the fact check!

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I always wondered why KoolAid never sued or fought back on this. :o
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 10:40:26 AM
Back in the day, I had an interest in studying the various cults from a human behavior point of view. It was fascinating how they were able to attract and keep members loyal to their cause and loyal to their leader. From the Moon Unification movement, Jim Bakker and PTL, the Armstrong's (Herbert and son Garner Ted) Worldwide Church of God, to Jim Jones and Jonestown and more.

The gold standard handbook and information resource on cults at the time was Dr. Walter Martin's book Kingdom of the Cults.

Fascinating, of course one cult leader wrote/borrowed an even more hubric text of his own:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1604642.Larson_s_book_of_cults

You may have run into him when "exorcising":



Quote
As a side note, in the early days of home satellite TV, technically you needed one letter of approval from a satellite content provider granting you permission to watch their programming to make your satellite station "legal". PTL was one of the few networks that would send you a letter giving permission, so they received a large number of requests for permission letters from home satellite TV viewers (few of which probably actually watched the network) :)  If I remember correctly, Dr. Gene Scott's University Network and TBN would also give you letters of permission.

And Scott had his vaunted "King's House" as well...

And now so does his "heiress/waifu" the lovely Melissa:

http://www.pastormelissascott.com/become-kings-house.html

To become a King's House and King's Tither, speak with a Voice of Faith at 1-800-338-3030. Simply give your name and address and request a King's House and King's Tither number. Write this number in your Bible, and whenever you call in, give your numbers, the city you're calling from, and how you receive the program (internet, shortwave, or television).

http://www.pastormelissascott.com

Mmmm...and a PhD to go with the fancy crystaline edifice...

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The Lord provideth, no? 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 10:42:37 AM
Check out the 1980's TV movie Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones starring Powers Boothe. It was a well-done story telling the rise and eventual fatal destiny of Jim Jones. Powers Boothe's performance won him the Emmy Award that year for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or a Special.

+1 for a very realistic and frightening docu-drama.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 10:43:37 AM
Thanks for setting the soft drink record straight. Of course, Kool-Aid works much better in jokes and memes.
It takes a really strong brand to thrive with that mislabeling as a social media erratum doesn't it?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 11:53:40 AM
I'll see your yellow stuff and raise you a few grams of good 'ol MSG!

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Dare I say this...
When I was a kid I had an older relative who was in a wheelchair most of this life. One time he said he never ate MSG because it made him climb the walls. I had no idea what MSG was, but I thought I'd like to see the wall climbing...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 11:58:18 AM
I have a cold.
I am hungry.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 11:58:23 AM
Dare I say this...
When I was a kid I had an older relative who was in a wheelchair most of this life. One time he said he never ate MSG because it made him climb the walls. I had no idea what MSG was, but I thought I'd like to see the wall climbing...

Oh dear oh dear...first the Koolaid, now Chinese food gets its comeuppance.... ::)

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on April 20, 2019, 02:00:17 PM
I have a cold.
I am hungry.
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 02:04:17 PM
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I can't cook. And I won't!

*ACHOOOO*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 04:08:53 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 04:11:43 PM
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How did you know?  My hubby is going to make chicken soup for me.
Or tomato.
Plus also a hotdog.

That is how you fix a cold.

Thank you for the well wish.

 :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 04:21:57 PM
You're welcome, spring colds are second only to summer colds in suckiness. :-\

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 04:33:22 PM
You're welcome, spring colds are second only to summer colds in suckiness. :-\

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I agree. Well, whenever I am sick is the worst time to be sick.   ;)
It is quiet around here, on Ellgabby.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 20, 2019, 04:49:57 PM
Grab a big plastic bag.
Put your bag in it with a sock filled with baking soda.
Leave it for a few days.
DON'T BOSS ME AROUND!!!  ok I'll try that :D  Tried the vinegar treatment first, no luck. Was hoping for the quick fix..  Never thought I'd post about a smelly bag. :o
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 20, 2019, 04:56:01 PM
True, but there was a Marv Throneberry, so... :'(

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Look on the bright side. It wasn't Bob Uecker.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 20, 2019, 04:58:38 PM
It takes a really strong brand to thrive with that mislabeling as a social media erratum doesn't it?

You read my mind. Fortunately, Bill Cosby didn't hawk it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 20, 2019, 05:00:26 PM
I agree. Well, whenever I am sick is the worst time to be sick.   ;)
It is quiet around here, on Ellgabby.

Is there ever a good time to be sick? Well, I mean other than our school days.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 20, 2019, 05:31:08 PM
Is there ever a good time to be sick? Well, I mean other than our school days.
You ever been sick at Christmas or any other festive time when everybody but you is having an effing jolly good time? It's no picnic, nucky. Or what about being sick when the weather is gorgeous and spring has sprung and you hear everybody outside as they get their yards ready for summer and BBQ fills the air. But you can't have any because you're a big sick baby bwoy.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 20, 2019, 05:42:05 PM
You ever been sick at Christmas or any other festive time when everybody but you is having an effing jolly good time? It's no picnic, nucky. Or what about being sick when the weather is gorgeous and spring has sprung and you hear everybody outside as they get their yards ready for summer and BBQ fills the air. But you can't have any because you're a big sick baby bwoy.

I always got a cold or the flu right before Christmas during grade school and junior high school. I almost always got well before Christmas Eve. It was down to the wire each year. What kindergarten student asks Santa Claus for Advil?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on April 20, 2019, 06:19:29 PM
Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!

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You a colored?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on April 20, 2019, 07:07:23 PM
Look on the bright side. It wasn't Bob Uecker.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 20, 2019, 07:20:33 PM
You a colored?

I have Black slaves in my family tree. You can call me a racial slur, but you better not insult the Colonel.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 20, 2019, 07:22:57 PM


I miss that era (no pun). That was before Charlie Sheen drank tiger's blood.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on April 20, 2019, 07:25:25 PM
You a colored?

Depends... Is your girl ready to get down on mandingo monday?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 11:58:09 AM
Depends... Is your girl ready to get down on mandingo monday?
Um, I'm booked on Monday. How about What You Talkin' Bout Willis Wednesday?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on April 21, 2019, 03:33:28 PM
Okay, okay--I just got done watching all 12 seasons of NYPD Blue for the third time.  There--I said it and I feel better.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 21, 2019, 04:16:39 PM
Okay, okay--I just got done watching all 12 seasons of NYPD Blue for the third time.  There--I said it and I feel better.

Take a long (perp) walk. That's a blood clot waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 05:50:51 PM
Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 05:54:15 PM
Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\

Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 05:58:35 PM
Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\
Wrong! !!!
Bart doesn’t even need to get involved. You’re just wrong. Lou’s head has been beautiful and is currently beautiful. No room to argue. Please take your ball and go home.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 05:59:40 PM
Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Oh Bart. My dear sweet Bart.. bless your heart.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:04:31 PM
Oh Bart. My dear sweet Bart.. bless your heart.

Makes them lesbians!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 06:21:36 PM
Makes them lesbians!

Oh sweetie pie! Aren’t you the cutest little...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on April 21, 2019, 06:24:54 PM
Take a long (perp) walk. That's a blood clot waiting to happen.

Hey, gimme a break.  I didn't watch all 240 episodes in one go.  I broke it down to three 80 episode binges.  I'm very health conscious. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:33:49 PM
Oh sweetie pie! Aren’t you the cutest little...

LESBIANS!

His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.

https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 06:38:24 PM
LESBIANS!

His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.

https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips
Well ya... I mean come on Mellissa. - Oh shit!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:40:01 PM
Well ya... I mean come on Mellissa. - Oh shit!

All because of his spade shovel head!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 06:42:09 PM
All because of his spade shovel head!
Nope. Wrong!!! I reject your reality and insert my own hot headed Lou. Yummm!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 06:48:21 PM
Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Word!


Wrong! !!!
Bart doesn’t even need to get involved. You’re just wrong. Lou’s head has been beautiful and is currently beautiful. No room to argue. Please take your ball and go home.
Well maybe I don't approve of your head either. How ya' like that, hot stuff :-* Now be a good gal and take your dolly and go home.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 09:49:12 PM
Word!

Well maybe I don't approve of your head either. How ya' like that, hot stuff :-* Now be a good gal and take your dolly and go home.
I’m giving you the hairy eyeball 👁 right now. I know you can’t see it, but you feel it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 10:06:40 PM
I’m giving you the hairy eyeball 👁 right now. I know you can’t see it, but you feel it.
Ok fine, you win. Lou has a swell head. Hope you're happy.

BTW I'm Bart's kid sister.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 10:13:44 PM
Ok fine, you win. Lou has a swell head. Hope you're happy.

BTW I'm Bart's kid sister.
+1
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 22, 2019, 09:08:15 AM
LESBIANS!

His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.

https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips

This calls for the Tammy Bruce/Brenda Benet story recap...

https://informationcradle.com/usa/tammy-bruce/

No wonder Bill went all:

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 22, 2019, 04:03:38 PM
Hey, gimme a break.  I didn't watch all 240 episodes in one go.  I broke it down to three 80 episode binges.  I'm very health conscious.

That's what I did when I finally watched "Lost". Concerned people staged an intervention.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 24, 2019, 10:39:00 PM
Bart, two weeks ago I bid on an $84,000 (my bid) job consisting of 65 suites housed in a new old folks complex. Today I found out that I've made the short list and I'm pretty sure that means my lil company is one of three remaining proposals. I currently have two guys in my crew making us a grand total of three! I have serious doubts that we will be able to complete the job within the nine week deadline of it's start. I will need two other guys and I have no idea where to find them :o :o Help wanted ads have been placed.. :-\

This is the ultimate in biting off waaay more than I can chew. Sleepless restless nights ahead. And my wife is stoked with audible blurtings of blind support with things like "you guys can do it! I know you can!!" HUH ???   With my small and current crew, I don't think we can and I want my mommy.

EDIT: Why did I bid on this job? Because every flooring place in town had thrown their hats in the ring and I figured it was a very, very long shot that I would even be considered. Fuck! ME!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 25, 2019, 01:53:26 AM
Bart, two weeks ago I bid on an $84,000 (my bid) job consisting of 65 suites housed in a new old folks complex. Today I found out that I've made the short list and I'm pretty sure that means my lil company is one of three remaining proposals. I currently have two guys in my crew making us a grand total of three! I have serious doubts that we will be able to complete the job within the nine week deadline of it's start. I will need two other guys and I have no idea where to find them :o :o Help wanted ads have been placed.. :-\

This is the ultimate in biting off waaay more than I can chew. Sleepless restless nights ahead. And my wife is stoked with audible blurtings of blind support with things like "you guys can do it! I know you can!!" HUH ???   With my small and current crew, I don't think we can and I want my mommy.

EDIT: Why did I bid on this job? Because every flooring place in town had thrown their hats in the ring and I figured it was a very, very long shot that I would even be considered. Fuck! ME!

I can read between the lines.
You want me to send them a link to your posts here so they drop you and you can go back to your stress free life.
I understand.
Done.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 25, 2019, 08:06:33 AM
Bart, two weeks ago I bid on an $84,000 (my bid) job consisting of 65 suites housed in a new old folks complex. Today I found out that I've made the short list and I'm pretty sure that means my lil company is one of three remaining proposals. I currently have two guys in my crew making us a grand total of three! I have serious doubts that we will be able to complete the job within the nine week deadline of it's start. I will need two other guys and I have no idea where to find them :o :o Help wanted ads have been placed.. :-\

This is the ultimate in biting off waaay more than I can chew. Sleepless restless nights ahead. And my wife is stoked with audible blurtings of blind support with things like "you guys can do it! I know you can!!" HUH ???   With my small and current crew, I don't think we can and I want my mommy.

EDIT: Why did I bid on this job? Because every flooring place in town had thrown their hats in the ring and I figured it was a very, very long shot that I would even be considered. Fuck! ME!

Is your bid strong enough that you can afford to sub some of it out through a competitor or would their profit margin eat yours up?

You may find that at $1,300 a suite you came in a wee bit light, even if each one is only a few hundred SF...any wiggle room in materials spec'd?

If not you fellas had best learn to work in sleep shifts straight through.

Plan B...the Bart outing... ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 25, 2019, 06:50:30 PM

you can go back to your stress free life.

I haven't worked a Friday in almost seven years. Ok, maybe 10-12 isolated times but getting this job will fuck all that up.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 25, 2019, 07:04:39 PM
Is your bid strong enough that you can afford to sub some of it out through a competitor or would their profit margin eat yours up?

You may find that at $1,300 a suite you came in a wee bit light, even if each one is only a few hundred SF...any wiggle room in materials spec'd?

If not you fellas had best learn to work in sleep shifts straight through.

Plan B...the Bart outing... ::)
The suites are 282 sq ft per unit. Basically a square room with a smaller kitchenette square room off of it. And yes a small bathroom off the 6-8 kitchen. So the $$ per unit is actually pretty good. I now think I can get this done with only one extra guy. I'll use him for prepping units before we start working in them. As long as he's staying ahead of us by a minimum of two units we should be fine. Subbing work out to a competitor would be very bad and can have a tendency to get violent.

If I went for plan B, the Bart out; I might as well sell everything, get a divorce, loose half of everything, and move to the moon. What happens in Ell stays in Ell. 8)

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on April 25, 2019, 07:25:53 PM
The suites are 282 sq ft per unit. Basically a square room with a smaller kitchenette square room off of it. And yes a small bathroom off the 6-8 kitchen. So the $$ per unit is actually pretty good. I now think I can get this done with only one extra guy. I'll use him for prepping units before we start working in them. As long as he's staying ahead of us by a minimum of two units we should be fine. Subbing work out to a competitor would be very bad and can have a tendency to get violent.

If I went for plan B, the Bart out; I might as well sell everything, get a divorce, loose half of everything, and move to the moon. What happens in Ell stays in Ell. 8)

Don’t make your wife put her foot down.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 25, 2019, 09:05:22 PM
Don’t make your wife put her foot down.
Always throwing the big boats at me, huh. Or in this case, boat. Anyways, I'm off to the drapery to get her some custom slippers made. ;D

#WhatHappensInEllStaysInEll
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 26, 2019, 07:29:00 AM
The suites are 282 sq ft per unit. Basically a square room with a smaller kitchenette square room off of it. And yes a small bathroom off the 6-8 kitchen. So the $$ per unit is actually pretty good. I now think I can get this done with only one extra guy. I'll use him for prepping units before we start working in them. As long as he's staying ahead of us by a minimum of two units we should be fine. Subbing work out to a competitor would be very bad and can have a tendency to get violent.

If I went for plan B, the Bart out; I might as well sell everything, get a divorce, loose half of everything, and move to the moon. What happens in Ell stays in Ell. 8)

Lol, welp you got it knocked, congrats on rejiggering the prep, sorry your Fridays get trashed, but you do keep the profits in house.

In a big enough metro area its easier to sub work out to some of the younger trades that tend to whore out to the big builders. Those guys almost always double dip on weekends and they're super hard workers (read - Latinos).

If the border leakage gets corrosive enough you too can experience the wonders of a deflationary labour force, but you must grasp the cultural significance of being the patron!

Onward. 8)

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 26, 2019, 05:56:53 PM
you too can experience the wonders of a deflationary labour force, but you must grasp the cultural significance of being the patron!

Onward. 8)
Yeah there is that. Either way I'd rather pay a Canadian born English speaking young redneck-ish guy who's looking to work and learn, not to mention somebody I can converse with at the annual Christmas party. I'll pay the extra $$ per hour for somebody we all like.

Ok, now, onward.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 26, 2019, 10:52:08 PM
Always throwing the big boats at me, huh. Or in this case, boat. Anyways, I'm off to the drapery to get her some custom slippers made. ;D

#WhatHappensInEllStaysInEll

After this latest joke, inquiring minds want to know. What size does she wear?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
After this latest joke, inquiring minds want to know. What size does she wear?
Yoouuu dirty rat ;)  Guess it was just a matter of time before the seemingly obvious question was addressed.

This is the last I will speak on it and I feel like a real asshole for ever bringing it up!! Keep in mind, before I answer your question she is TALL! She's a tennis player swimmer chick, so.. anyways..

She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.


This sooo ends this topic. Done!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on April 27, 2019, 01:39:23 AM
Yoouuu dirty rat ;)  Guess it was just a matter of time before the seemingly obvious question was addressed.

This is the last I will speak on it and I feel like a real asshole for ever bringing it up!! Keep in mind, before I answer your question she is TALL! She's a tennis player swimmer chick, so.. anyways..

She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.


This sooo ends this topic. Done!

Pics or it didn’t happen.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on April 27, 2019, 04:45:31 AM
She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.


This sooo ends this topic. Done!

Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 27, 2019, 07:54:45 AM
Yeah there is that. Either way I'd rather pay a Canadian born English speaking young redneck-ish guy who's looking to work and learn, not to mention somebody I can converse with at the annual Christmas party. I'll pay the extra $$ per hour for somebody we all like.

Ok, now, onward.  ;)

Yup - what YOU said!

 :) :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 27, 2019, 07:56:57 AM
Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?

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Supine and sandy...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 10:43:29 AM
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?

Not goin' there. How bout those Giants! :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 27, 2019, 10:50:02 AM
Not goin' there. How bout those Giants! :D
Indeed:

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https://www.genesis6giants.com/index.php?s=342
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on April 27, 2019, 12:08:15 PM
Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?
:P  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 27, 2019, 03:48:40 PM
Yoouuu dirty rat ;)  Guess it was just a matter of time before the seemingly obvious question was addressed.

This is the last I will speak on it and I feel like a real asshole for ever bringing it up!! Keep in mind, before I answer your question she is TALL! She's a tennis player swimmer chick, so.. anyways..

She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.


This sooo ends this topic. Done!

You know what they say about women with big feet. I'm asking because I have no idea.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 27, 2019, 03:51:44 PM
Pics or it didn’t happen.

I saw what you did there. You're one of those guys who type "show feet" during live streams.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 07:03:38 PM
You know what they say about women with big feet. I'm asking because I have no idea.
Great swimmers. And when they stomp up the stairs saying "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" you really know they mean bidness.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 27, 2019, 07:40:23 PM
Great swimmers. And when they stomp up the stairs saying "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" you really know they mean bidness.

That brings up a second question. Why does your wife call you "Marcia"?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 07:50:38 PM
That brings up a second question. Why does your wife call you "Marcia"?
Marcia*  Marsha?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on April 28, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Lol, welp you got it knocked, congrats on rejiggering the prep, sorry your Fridays get trashed, but you do keep the profits in house.

In a big enough metro area its easier to sub work out to some of the younger trades that tend to whore out to the big builders. Those guys almost always double dip on weekends and they're super hard workers (read - Latinos).

If the border leakage gets corrosive enough you too can experience the wonders of a deflationary labour force, but you must grasp the cultural significance of being the patron!

Onward. 8)
Even if this is Metron, he's right.  You might want to have a couple people for your "sick days"...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 28, 2019, 10:47:04 AM
Even if this is Metron, he's right.  You might want to have a couple people for your "sick days"...

Jeez Sofia, thanks for the left handed compliment... ???
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 28, 2019, 03:33:10 PM
Marcia*  Marsha?

That's what Jan Brady said. No, *I'm* not Marsha.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on April 28, 2019, 03:46:06 PM
Jeez Sofia, thanks for the left handed compliment... ???
Um.. she's actually, left handed ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on April 28, 2019, 04:17:14 PM
Um.. she's actually, left handed ;)

LOLOL!

+1 :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 01, 2019, 09:47:51 PM
LOLOL!

+1 :)
And I return your +1 gesture.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 01, 2019, 09:55:44 PM
Bart, found out today that I was awarded the big account but my back lawn is not coming in very well this spring so my OCD has me wondering what I could have possibly done wrong when winterizing last year :-\  I'm assuming it's a trade off for the good fortune.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on May 01, 2019, 10:07:31 PM
Bart, found out today that I was awarded the big account but my back lawn is not coming in very well this spring so my OCD has me wondering what I could have possibly done wrong when winterizing last year :-\  I'm assuming it's a trade off for the good fortune.

+1 just for the helluvit. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 01, 2019, 10:24:51 PM
+1 just for the helluvit. ;) ;D
Thanks you, you 2.  Legs are a good thing :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on May 01, 2019, 10:28:19 PM
Thanks you, you 2.  Legs are a good thing :)

True.  I don't go anywhere without them. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on May 02, 2019, 09:24:34 AM
And I return your +1 gesture.
Fine then +1 again!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on May 02, 2019, 09:27:11 AM
True.  I don't go anywhere without them. ;) ;D

Have mercy!

(they're loooong....)

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 ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 03, 2019, 05:30:51 PM
Have mercy!

(they're loooong....)

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 ;)

I didn't expect that kind of pussy. I expected a calico cat.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on May 03, 2019, 08:14:30 PM
I didn't expect that kind of pussy. I expected a calico cat.

You're both wrong.  She's a Tiger Tabby. ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 09:22:58 AM
You're both wrong.  She's a Tiger Tabby. ;D

Lol...FEISTY! :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 04, 2019, 12:55:51 PM
Bart, I've got the runs!


….Gotta Go...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 04, 2019, 01:03:41 PM
Bart, I've got the runs!


….Gotta Go...

You wouldn't have to run or have the runs if you had a peach up your ass.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on May 04, 2019, 02:20:18 PM
Bart, I've got the runs!


….Gotta Go...

Is there a force majeaur clause in your contract?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 04, 2019, 03:28:34 PM
Jeez Sofia, thanks for the left handed compliment... ???
It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 04, 2019, 04:20:24 PM
It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again.
You want mean?? I'll give ya mean if it's mean ya want I'll give it to ya. Mean, that it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 04, 2019, 05:20:34 PM
You're both wrong.  She's a Tiger Tabby. ;D

You know your cats. I'll defer to the expert.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 05:40:27 PM
It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again.

I keep it hermetically sealed mayonnaise jarr on Funk & Wagnall's front porch...like Kim Chee it gets better with age... ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 04, 2019, 09:40:36 PM
I keep it hermetically sealed mayonnaise jarr on Funk & Wagnall's front porch...like Kim Chee it gets better with age... ;)
It's not bad  ;).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 10:19:23 AM
It's not bad  ;).
No. We need more mean. I can't even remember how to be mean anymore :'(  been so long :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 05, 2019, 04:04:53 PM
No. We need more mean. I can't even remember how to be mean anymore :'(  been so long :-\

You can get a crash course by reading the mad doctor's cruel posts on BellGab. You may have to see a *real* doctor after you do, though.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 07:31:29 PM
You can get a crash course by reading the mad doctor's cruel posts on BellGab. You may have to see a *real* doctor after you do, though.
Lol   Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 07:35:02 PM
Lol   Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D


It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 05, 2019, 08:12:17 PM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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Men are such whiners.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 08:20:31 PM
Men are such whiners.


True that!!!!!!!!!!!    :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 05, 2019, 08:24:52 PM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(


Don't forget to make eye contact as he enters you.
Take the power back.
A wink may be a bit much... just good, steady eye contact as he is inside your person.


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 09:00:32 PM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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LOL  Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D  Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand.  ? ;D  hehehe


At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 05, 2019, 09:05:11 PM
LOL  Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D  Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand.  ? ;D  hehehe


At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
That’s an interesting line in the sand.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 09:10:01 PM
Don't forget to make eye contact as he enters you.
Take the power back.
A wink may be a bit much... just good, steady eye contact as he is inside your person.

Sounds like a plan.   I like it.   He won't I bet..............
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Rikki Gins on May 05, 2019, 09:15:32 PM
Sounds like a plan.   I like it.   He won't I bet..............

Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 09:20:48 PM
Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."

Oh.  You go to Doc Weisenheimer as well?    Mine will say "This is why you'll keep coming back".
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 09:32:46 PM
That’s an interesting line in the sand.
No. I just made it up. In fact I'm driving walks to his appointment tomorrow.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on May 06, 2019, 01:12:39 AM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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Did the Doctor hold your shoulders while he did the exam?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on May 06, 2019, 01:14:00 AM
LOL  Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D  Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand.  ? ;D  hehehe


At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
How do you mean that?  Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2019, 05:21:41 AM
Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."

Brilliant line.
Works in the bedroom, too.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 06, 2019, 04:06:06 PM
Lol   Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D

You cough *to* the left. I cough *at* the left.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 06, 2019, 05:59:19 PM
You cough *to* the left. I cough *at* the left.
But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2019, 06:04:43 PM
But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)

If witches were hung like you are then they would still be alive!


Get it?
Not very well hung!


Don't even bother trying to talk me into hanged.
The joke stands.



Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 06, 2019, 06:20:50 PM
If witches were hung like you are then they would still be alive!


Get it?
Not very well hung!


Don't even bother trying to talk me into hanged.
The joke stands.
Yeah, guys always want to believe that about me. What, with being built like a brick shithouse, long black Rockstar hair and generally happy as all fuck etc  :)

Ya know, this thread has veered sooo far off the tracks. Nobody's cooperating!  This is what I don't miss about running a board. We once had a Coffee thread that eventually turned into 20+ pages dedicated to arguing about horses! Really mean stuff, too. Horses, such passionate and occasionally extremely verbose comments.


We start our nine week contract next week. There, I told you something.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 06, 2019, 06:25:14 PM
long black Rockstar hair

How did you manage to use the WayBackMachine to bring a post from 1986 into 2019?

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 06, 2019, 07:36:00 PM
How did you manage to use the WayBackMachine to bring a post from 1986 into 2019?
Stern show, John the stutterer 08 and later. Before then I had never heard the term. All I heard was, "fuckin' long hairs" when unloading the bus in a new town but this started in 89-90 as I wasn't old enough to be in the bars in 86. Not even in Alberta where 18 was the admissible age.


STRAIGHT TALK, WITH JOHN THE STUTTERER! Howard 101
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 06, 2019, 07:40:53 PM
If witches were hung like you are then they would still be alive!


Get it?
Not very well hung!


Don't even bother trying to talk me into hanged.
The joke stands.
As long as you're finding yourself entertaining that is all that matters.
But seriously, you should try harder to entertain us. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 06, 2019, 07:41:53 PM
How did you manage to use the WayBackMachine to bring a post from 1986 into 2019?
Better!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 07, 2019, 04:01:44 PM
But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)

I see. Maybe that's the real reason that Nixon is called "tricky dick".
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on May 07, 2019, 06:08:07 PM
I see. Maybe that's the real reason that Nixon is called "tricky dick".
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Robert on May 08, 2019, 10:20:14 PM
Stern show, John the stutterer 08 and later. Before then I had never heard the term. All I heard was, "fuckin' long hairs" when unloading the bus in a new town but this started in 89-90 as I wasn't old enough to be in the bars in 86. Not even in Alberta where 18 was the admissible age.


STRAIGHT TALK, WITH JOHN THE STUTTERER! Howard 101
I can remember from before he got Stuttering John [Melendez], and Stern had to stutter for himself.  Not great, but convincing enough.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 08, 2019, 10:23:14 PM
Men are such whiners.
Pain hit a new level for me when estrogen decreased.  Estrogen is a painkiller.  Now I know why men are such weanies.  Makes sense to me now.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 08, 2019, 11:11:55 PM
I can remember from before he got Stuttering John [Melendez], and Stern had to stutter for himself.  Not great, but convincing enough.
@Robert I always thought he was faking it. If he wasn't, it was a very minor affliction..  If handicap was real.. Leno wouldn't have ever hired the stooge as the TS announcer.


"Tonight, NiggaLessCaaage, PamerlerRanderson and MEee, I'm etc"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 08, 2019, 11:17:01 PM
Now I know why men are such weanies.  Makes sense to me now.
No it doesn't make sense to you because @PolkaDot doesn't make sense, ever! Both of you are batshit craaazeeee

#Mixed Nuts
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 09, 2019, 05:54:42 PM
No it doesn't make sense to you because @PolkaDot doesn't make sense, ever! Both of you are batshit craaazeeee

#Mixed Nuts
Oh Honey, you say the sweetest things. You know I'd smack you around even if you talked nice, right? Begging for it seems....beneath you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 09, 2019, 06:04:47 PM
Begging for it seems....beneath you.
That's a sexual remark right there. Coming ON to me. Huh, "beneath"? That's naughty! :o
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 09, 2019, 07:08:59 PM
That's a sexual remark right there. Coming ON to me. Huh, "beneath"? That's naughty! :o
typical.  ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 09, 2019, 07:17:04 PM
typical.  ::)
Look, stop shitting up the thread and use it properly, please. Enough!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 07:32:41 PM
Look, stop shitting up the thread and use it properly, please. Enough!

IT ISN'T HER FAULT IT IS ALL MY FAULT!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 09, 2019, 07:39:46 PM
IT ISN'T HER FAULT IT IS ALL MY FAULT!
;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 07:45:23 PM
;D

  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on May 09, 2019, 08:35:57 PM
Meow.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 09, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
Are we bitchslapping ksm? Cool

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 09, 2019, 10:09:03 PM
I'm always up for a metaphorical "bitchslapping"  Please disrobe and gimme all ya got, Skeezicks ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 10, 2019, 12:56:09 AM
That's a sexual remark right there. Coming ON to me. Huh, "beneath"? That's naughty! :o
I think the word "begging" was more along your lines  ;).
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 10, 2019, 09:01:37 PM
Anything to get this thread back in working order.

Bart, bought a birdbath today, not sure where to place it but here it is. Vera is using it as a water dish so I'm doubting birds will be able to partake.

Vera is my giant breed dog..  just sayin' before you get any wise cracks going ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on May 11, 2019, 02:43:02 PM
Anything to get this thread back in working order.

Bart, bought a birdbath today, not sure where to place it but here it is. Vera is using it as a water dish so I'm doubting birds will be able to partake.

Vera is my giant breed dog..  just sayin' before you get any wise cracks going ;)


@KSM32  Dude.  Put it out in the grass along with a bird feeder.  Then you can sit on your sweet ass deck drinking shitty craft beers and enjoy nature.   :D


 ;)  Cheers man!   8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 11, 2019, 03:32:02 PM
Anything to get this thread back in working order.

Bart, bought a birdbath today, not sure where to place it but here it is. Vera is using it as a water dish so I'm doubting birds will be able to partake.

Vera is my giant breed dog..  just sayin' before you get any wise cracks going ;)


Fill it with blood.
Blood bird bath.
#FollowTheWheel
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 11, 2019, 09:08:48 PM
@KSM32  Dude.  Put it out in the grass along with a bird feeder.  Then you can sit on your sweet ass deck drinking shitty craft beers and enjoy nature.   :D


 ;)  Cheers man!   8)
@ShayP I'll address the craft beer thing first. You may have the last laugh after all, lately most (not all) give me an "upset tummy" leaving me rather... soupy? Sorry. Don't know what's going on but some of them seem a tad on the rich side and yet they're "high quality" beers :-\  It's ok, I'm primarily a Scotch guy.

So for bird bath you're suggesting this look?  Note, I should have taken the picture from a distance, on the damn main deck.  Either way I think you may be on to something as the green of the lawn compliments the birdybath.

+2
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 11, 2019, 09:13:31 PM
Fill it with blood.
Blood bird bath.
#FollowTheWheel
@Bart Ell  Ok but do you have ANY IDEA how long it's going to take me to thaw out the bodies and drain them in a clean fashion all while keeping the epidermis looking pristine and puncture free? You know my OCD acts up in these things!    I'll try your idea but it better work :P
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on May 11, 2019, 09:25:11 PM
@ShayP I'll address the craft beer thing first. You may have the last laugh after all, lately most (not all) give me an "upset tummy" leaving me rather... soupy? Sorry. Don't know what's going on but some of them seem a tad on the rich side and yet they're "high quality" beers :-\  It's ok, I'm primarily a Scotch guy.

So for bird bath you're suggesting this look?  Note, I should have taken the picture from a distance, on the damn main deck.  Either way I think you may be on to something as the green of the lawn compliments the birdybath.

+2

He didn’t ask for the bird’s eye view.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 11, 2019, 10:04:07 PM
He didn’t ask for the bird’s eye view.
@GravitySucks Groaaannn   Always there to punch me in the arm huh.


We planted yesterday so I didn't want to have all the flower pots etc with nothing to look at. I prefer that flowers be fully realized with atleast three weeks of flourishing and frolicing before any pictures! There, that's the honest opinion. Fucking yard ocd vanity. Happy?


Picture said birdbath in the middle of one of these sections. It will look lonely in the large part so has to have a good place. In the 1st picture it would be to the right of the flower wagon. So where the hell does the flower wagon go now?  It's a whole thing... Exausting.
 In picture #2 you'll have to imagine it behind the BBQ. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on May 11, 2019, 10:27:27 PM
Just keep it far enough away from the fence that the neighbor’s cat can’t launch to it. You’ll be fine.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on May 11, 2019, 11:20:49 PM
But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
Actually, your dick is broke.  See a specialist.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 12, 2019, 02:16:44 AM
@GravitySucks Groaaannn   Always there to punch me in the arm huh.


We planted yesterday so I didn't want to have all the flower pots etc with nothing to look at. I prefer that flowers be fully realized with atleast three weeks of flourishing and frolicing before any pictures! There, that's the honest opinion. Fucking yard ocd vanity. Happy?


Picture said birdbath in the middle of one of these sections. It will look lonely in the large part so has to have a good place. In the 1st picture it would be to the right of the flower wagon. So where the hell does the flower wagon go now?  It's a whole thing... Exausting.
 In picture #2 you'll have to imagine it behind the BBQ.
If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it.  Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it.  Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter.  Good night.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2019, 08:19:06 AM
But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2019, 08:23:12 AM
@GravitySucks Groaaannn   Always there to punch me in the arm huh.


We planted yesterday so I didn't want to have all the flower pots etc with nothing to look at. I prefer that flowers be fully realized with atleast three weeks of flourishing and frolicing before any pictures! There, that's the honest opinion. Fucking yard ocd vanity. Happy?


Picture said birdbath in the middle of one of these sections. It will look lonely in the large part so has to have a good place. In the 1st picture it would be to the right of the flower wagon. So where the hell does the flower wagon go now?  It's a whole thing... Exausting.
 In picture #2 you'll have to imagine it behind the BBQ.
Nice yard, deck.  The planter boxes are thriving.  You must have a green thumb.👍🏻
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on May 12, 2019, 08:23:45 AM
If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it.  Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it.  Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter.  Good night.

It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Robert on May 12, 2019, 11:56:26 AM
@Robert I always thought he was faking it. If he wasn't, it was a very minor affliction..  If handicap was real.. Leno wouldn't have ever hired the stooge as the TS announcer.


"Tonight, NiggaLessCaaage, PamerlerRanderson and MEee, I'm etc"
Gary Moore, John Stossel...why not?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on May 12, 2019, 02:41:45 PM
@ShayP I'll address the craft beer thing first. You may have the last laugh after all, lately most (not all) give me an "upset tummy" leaving me rather... soupy? Sorry. Don't know what's going on but some of them seem a tad on the rich side and yet they're "high quality" beers :-\  It's ok, I'm primarily a Scotch guy.

So for bird bath you're suggesting this look?  Note, I should have taken the picture from a distance, on the damn main deck.  Either way I think you may be on to something as the green of the lawn compliments the birdybath.

+2

@KSM32  Yep, that's it.  On the right track indeed.  Regarding the beer...I keep trying them when offered.  The last one was during the NFL Draft.  Me and a friend were out doing 'bro stuff' watching the draft, swilling beer, being creepy to the waitress.  He drinks the crafts.  I try one every time.  I have no idea how people can actually swallow this stuff.  What I tasted gave me the feeling of swallowing chocolate flavored kerosene.  Ugh.  Still haven't found one I liked.  I'll take the piss water domestic stuff or some real deal English or German beers.

Oh.  Are you putting up a feeder to accompany the bird bath.  Regardless, don't take Sofia's suggestion of moving anything to the deck.  Like Gravity said, "It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah."

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 12, 2019, 09:11:57 PM
@KSM32  Yep, that's it.  On the right track indeed.  Regarding the beer...I keep trying them when offered.  The last one was during the NFL Draft.  Me and a friend were out doing 'bro stuff' watching the draft, swilling beer, being creepy to the waitress.  He drinks the crafts.  I try one every time.  I have no idea how people can actually swallow this stuff.  What I tasted gave me the feeling of swallowing chocolate flavored kerosene.  Ugh.  Still haven't found one I liked.  I'll take the piss water domestic stuff or some real deal English or German beers.

Oh.  Are you putting up a feeder to accompany the bird bath.  Regardless, don't take Sofia's suggestion of moving anything to the deck.  Like Gravity said, "It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah."
@ShayP 'real deal English and German beers" YES!! :)

No bird feeder. Just the bath for looks and a glorified dog water bowl ;) Can't say I'm a fan of some of the birds in the neighborhood. every year we have this woodpecker that mounts himself on the chimney top between 5-7 AM as he goes to town nailing on it and it is heard throughout the house. I head out in my housecoat with the pellet gun and..  what an asshole, I hate the bastard.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 12, 2019, 09:15:36 PM
Nice yard, deck.  The planter boxes are thriving.  You must have a green thumb.👍🏻
@Bluejay Thanks!  I'm forced to have a bit of a green thumb especially when it comes to my lawns. We've had lawn competitions on our street for seven years now and I've won twice. Second and third place every other time >:(  10 -14 entries each year.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 12, 2019, 09:16:44 PM
If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it.  Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it.  Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter.  Good night.
I'm putting it on the roof for the fucking aforementioned woodpecker!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 13, 2019, 09:49:37 AM
@Bluejay Thanks!  I'm forced to have a bit of a green thumb especially when it comes to my lawns. We've had lawn competitions on our street for seven years now and I've won twice. Second and third place every other time >:(  10 -14 entries each year.

Congrats on the wins and the beautiful lawn. Being in SoCal I yearn for deep green grass and lots of delicate flowers
Lawn competitions are a smart idea to put all that extra testosterone to a good cause. I know few guys that can resist a good smackdown of their neighbors
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 13, 2019, 01:37:14 PM
lots of delicate flowers

Quick trip to North Hollywood should fix you right up.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 13, 2019, 02:34:38 PM
Quick trip to North Hollywood should fix you right up.

lol. Too true. A constant parade. Many of them prettier than me
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on May 13, 2019, 06:12:34 PM
@Bart Ell the kingdom of Nye radio is great. For the new people, here is the link for his radio station. https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on May 13, 2019, 10:29:32 PM
Congrats on the wins and the beautiful lawn. Being in SoCal I yearn for deep green grass and lots of delicate flowers
Lawn competitions are a smart idea to put all that extra testosterone to a good cause. I know few guys that can resist a good smackdown of their neighbors
You should go out for a picnic.  At Forest Lawn.  There are more than a few to choose fm. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 13, 2019, 11:34:35 PM
You should go out for a picnic.  At Forest Lawn.  There are more than a few to choose fm.

Lawns? Flowers? High testosterone men?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on May 13, 2019, 11:39:58 PM
Lawns? Flowers? High testosterone men?

Gnomes.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 14, 2019, 12:20:26 AM
Gnomes.

Now it makes sense
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on May 14, 2019, 12:41:02 AM
Gnomes.
I don't even want a mental picture of you and your gnome.  Together.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on May 14, 2019, 12:48:24 AM
I don't even want a mental picture of you and your gnome.  Together.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 14, 2019, 01:33:59 AM
It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah.
Gravity, they don't poop when they are bathing!  Not in any bird bath I've ever seen, which is three.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 14, 2019, 12:57:11 PM
@Bart Ell  , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 14, 2019, 01:10:08 PM
@Bart Ell  , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.

It was filled with happy people celebrating their sexuality.

Here I come, I come, I come, I come
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 23, 2019, 08:37:37 PM
I can read between the lines.
You want me to send them a link to your posts here so they drop you and you can go back to your stress free life.


@Bart Ell one and half weeks in now and you have no idea how right you were about that. $$$ isn't everything :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 23, 2019, 09:59:49 PM
It was filled with happy people celebrating their sexuality.

Here I come, I come, I come, I come

Now you have to outdo that video for Father's Day
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on May 23, 2019, 10:04:31 PM
Now you have to outdo that video for Father's Day

Thunder Kiss '65 coming up!

#HearBartGrowl

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on May 23, 2019, 11:12:54 PM
@Bart Ell  , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.
#Me too
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on May 25, 2019, 12:13:57 AM
Can’t sleep! I drove 12 hours today so I could be home in my own bed and I can’t sleep!  >:(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 25, 2019, 01:20:31 AM
Can’t sleep! I drove 12 hours today so I could be home in my own bed and I can’t sleep!  >:(


Assuming you have a dresser drawer of toys? You could.. you know.. shake the drive off that way..  Just sayin..
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 26, 2019, 04:28:02 PM

Assuming you have a dresser drawer of toys? You could.. you know.. shake the drive off that way..  Just sayin..

@Farm Penis   Farm Penis?  Dude, what the hell did you do now?  I told you to reach out if you needed help man.
Now look at you.............
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 26, 2019, 08:10:38 PM
@Farm Penis   Farm Penis?  Dude, what the hell did you do now?  I told you to reach out if you needed help man.
Now look at you.............

When Reality becomes Parody

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 26, 2019, 09:12:29 PM
@Farm Penis   Farm Penis?  Dude, what the hell did you do now?  I told you to reach out if you needed help man.
Now look at you.............
Farm Penis is a seasonal thing. It'll expire by Wednesday. Now how bout those petunias :)

When Reality becomes Parody


Good song.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on May 26, 2019, 09:32:48 PM
Farm Penis is a seasonal thing. It'll expire by Wednesday. Now how bout those petunias :)
Good song.

Not as good as Plant's Big Log

Are those petunias in the wagon? Beautiful
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on May 26, 2019, 11:18:26 PM
Not as good as Plant's Big Log

Are those petunias in the wagon? Beautiful
@TigerLily


1. LOL


2. Yeah it's a wagon. It sat in a park near our house for many days back in 02 so when it became really, really apparent that nobody was coming to claim it I wheeled it over, poked a few holes in it for drainage and viola. Wheel it around all over the place and plant it in different colors every year.  Sorry for the filibuster.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on May 27, 2019, 12:15:06 PM
@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you are AWESOME. I just asked google who is the most awesome person and Google told me that you are the MOST AWESOME PERSON.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 06, 2019, 08:10:34 PM
Um, Bart. your karma's really low. If you like I'll get @Walks_At_Night to help you back up. It'll cost, but he does that sort of thing ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on June 07, 2019, 07:01:38 AM
@Bart Ell,

Side effect of the server migration or freaky weird self-destruct buttons?  New to my Android device...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on June 07, 2019, 07:03:59 AM
@Bart Ell,

Side effect of the server migration or freaky weird self-destruct buttons?  New to my Android device...

@KSM32 complained about lack of soundcloud, so it was added.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on June 07, 2019, 11:56:22 AM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 07, 2019, 12:43:21 PM
@KSM32 complained about lack of soundcloud, so it was added.
I didn't complain, I sobbed and peed my pants and while deciding to legally change my name to Tanya over the whole matter!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on June 07, 2019, 01:44:45 PM
I didn't complain, I sobbed and peed my pants and while deciding to legally change my name to Tanya over the whole matter!

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 09, 2019, 12:52:29 PM
Nice song, Gravity. But I'm not going to "Lay" with you. A handshake will have to suffice.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on June 09, 2019, 01:28:49 PM
And today is not then.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 09, 2019, 05:12:11 PM
BART!

Key of A.  NA-NA-NA---NA-NA-NA-NANANA

Drop to F. NA-NA-NA-NA

Up to G. NA-NA-NANANA


Whatcha got der is, Breakin' The LAW!!

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 10, 2019, 03:25:46 PM
BART!

Key of A.  NA-NA-NA---NA-NA-NA-NANANA

Drop to F. NA-NA-NA-NA

Up to G. NA-NA-NANANA


Whatcha got der is, Breakin' The LAW!!


It may be the first song I ever learned.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 10, 2019, 06:31:32 PM
It may be the first song I ever learned.
Ahh.  Mine was Cold Gin. "You wanted the best n you got the best, the hottest band in the woooorrrld, KISSSS!!!!"

Next week I'll cover, My Sharona! One of the tastiest leads, EVER!  Neer-neer- neeer-ner-ner-ner.. and so on
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 11, 2019, 09:49:32 AM
Ahh.  Mine was Cold Gin. "You wanted the best n you got the best, the hottest band in the woooorrrld, KISSSS!!!!"

Next week I'll cover, My Sharona! One of the tastiest leads, EVER!  Neer-neer- neeer-ner-ner-ner.. and so on

The first two leads I learned were More Than A Feeling and Detroit Rock City.
Third was Talk Dirty To Me.


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 11, 2019, 05:34:45 PM

Third was Talk Dirty To Me.

Noooooooooooo
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 12, 2019, 08:07:43 PM
Noooooooooooo

Second half of the solo sounded Ace influenced to young me

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 12, 2019, 09:11:17 PM
Yeah, I can hear that.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 13, 2019, 08:30:54 PM
Bart, Being that we are now two full weeks ahead of schedule we knocked off early and I told my goofs I was taking them out for lunch at a popular modernized Irish pub. So popular that we were the only three patrons in the place. The service was amazing! They treated us like we were the only customers on Earth. I know the bartender so we were even served a round on the house. Somehow I think I would have preferred a bit of a crowd for a moderate distraction because all these two asses could talk about was the NBA playoffs. I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on June 13, 2019, 09:04:36 PM
Bart, Being that we are now two full weeks ahead of schedule we knocked off early and I told my goofs I was taking them out for lunch at a popular modernized Irish pub. So popular that we were the only three patrons in the place. The service was amazing! They treated us like we were the only customers on Earth. I know the bartender so we were even served a round on the house. Somehow I think I would have preferred a bit of a crowd for a moderate distraction because all these two asses could talk about was the NBA playoffs. I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.

How are the floors turning out? (Asif I had to ask).

Are all the units the same exact flooring/floor plan?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2019, 09:37:41 PM
Bart, Being that we are now two full weeks ahead of schedule we knocked off early and I told my goofs I was taking them out for lunch at a popular modernized Irish pub. So popular that we were the only three patrons in the place. The service was amazing! They treated us like we were the only customers on Earth. I know the bartender so we were even served a round on the house. Somehow I think I would have preferred a bit of a crowd for a moderate distraction because all these two asses could talk about was the NBA playoffs. I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.

Hey!   The BC Lions!   I haven't thought about the CFL in literally forever.  Just checked and there are not even two Rough Riders any more.
What the hell happened in Ottawa?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 13, 2019, 11:00:16 PM
How are the floors turning out? (Asif I had to ask).

Are all the units the same exact flooring/floor plan?
@GravitySucks Everything looks very good. And yes, they're all cookie cutters. Laminate in the main section and planking in the bathroom and kitchenette area. I've spent most my time taking care of the administrative sections (offices) the exorcise area and the main kitchen. A carpet guy has done all the social areas, TV, game room etc.


Hey!   The BC Lions!   I haven't thought about the CFL in literally forever.  Just checked and there are not even two Rough Riders any more.
What the hell happened in Ottawa?
@Walks_At_Night LOL  I know, two Roughriders? Good God. Ottawa are now, The Ottawa Redblacks! They actually won the cup year before last. Not bad for a new franchise. Pre season has just ended and now begins the yelling, screaming, cussing, and fist pounding either in my bar or my living room. "Happy times"

Go Leos
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 14, 2019, 02:24:19 AM
I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.

They were so loose they had no problem winning.
The problem is when you are too tight.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 14, 2019, 05:26:28 PM
They were so loose they had no problem winning.
The problem is when you are too tight.
Looose. Three o's I didn't mean "loose" as in I'm feeling all loose and fancy free. So don't be all up n my grid suggesting I made a zpelling misdake.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on June 16, 2019, 12:53:32 AM
@GravitySucks Everything looks very good. And yes, they're all cookie cutters. Laminate in the main section and planking in the bathroom and kitchenette area. I've spent most my time taking care of the administrative sections (offices) the exorcise area and the main kitchen. A carpet guy has done all the social areas, TV, game room etc.

@Walks_At_Night LOL  I know, two Roughriders? Good God. Ottawa are now, The Ottawa Redblacks! They actually won the cup year before last. Not bad for a new franchise. Pre season has just ended and now begins the yelling, screaming, cussing, and fist pounding either in my bar or my living room. "Happy times"

Go Leos
Be careful in those exorcise areas. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 16, 2019, 01:04:57 AM
Be careful in those exorcise areas.
"The power of Christ compels you!"

Folks in their 80's don't really "work out" looks like more of a sort of, remind your limbs that they are still alive session.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on June 16, 2019, 08:26:59 AM
"The power of Christ compels you!"

Folks in their 80's don't really "work out" looks like more of a sort of, remind your limbs that they are still alive session.
The new normal, child.

2000 POSTS!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on June 16, 2019, 08:29:15 AM
Happy Father's Day!  Can we call you Dad?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on June 16, 2019, 08:42:54 AM
Happy Father's Day!  Can we call you Dad?

Only when he’s slapping you on the ass, and then it’s daddy.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Up All Night on June 16, 2019, 09:54:57 AM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on June 19, 2019, 07:17:26 AM
HI, BART!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 19, 2019, 10:49:20 AM
HI, BART!!!!

That is a proper greeting.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 19, 2019, 03:27:51 PM
That is a proper greeting.
She got that from me.

 ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on June 21, 2019, 10:29:28 PM
This exists:

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 22, 2019, 07:24:42 PM
This exists:

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And it'll clean hubcaps just as good as the original.  When will they stop reinventing everything on Earth :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on June 24, 2019, 12:36:24 PM
I got some peaches at the farmer's market yesterday.  Mmm Mmm good.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 24, 2019, 01:08:01 PM
I got some peaches at the farmer's market yesterday.  Mmm Mmm good.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on June 24, 2019, 01:15:34 PM
Peaches=pizza=poutine.  All awful.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 24, 2019, 01:20:41 PM
Peaches=pizza=poutine.  All awful.

INSANITY!
I could live on just those 3 items.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on June 24, 2019, 02:02:43 PM
I was born on the wrong planet.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on June 24, 2019, 02:32:27 PM
INSANITY!
I could live on just those 3 items.

I could too if I had a blender.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on June 24, 2019, 02:53:25 PM
I could too if I had a blender.

Too weak to punch your food into liquid?

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on June 24, 2019, 03:09:03 PM
Too weak to punch your food into liquid?

It would mess with my training routine. Who has time to clean pizza sauce off the heavy bag?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on June 29, 2019, 05:12:59 PM
It would mess with my training routine. Who has time to clean pizza sauce off the heavy bag?
Why would you have sauce of any kind on any workout equipment? pizza has no place near a heavy bag. I am sickened by this and you're a dirty birdy!



Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on June 30, 2019, 01:12:46 AM
Why would you have sauce of any kind on any workout equipment? pizza has no place near a heavy bag. I am sickened by this and you're a dirty birdy!



Don't ya be a-pickin' on me pal, bubba. ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 03, 2019, 06:22:59 PM
Mr. Spookcat has taken to streaming KoNR as background music instead of NPR.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 03, 2019, 06:54:20 PM
Mr. Spookcat has taken to streaming KoNR as background music instead of NPR.
Have you ever audibly referred to him as "Mr. Spookcat"? My wife has some horrible nicknames for me. What the hell is "Bubas"? Or "happy pants" >:( It's really, really annoying. And it's annoying.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 03, 2019, 07:02:09 PM
Mr. Spookcat has taken to streaming KoNR as background music instead of NPR.

It's the right thing to do!
Especially with the big announcement coming Friday night
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 03, 2019, 07:06:26 PM
It's the right thing to do!
Especially with the big announcement coming Friday night
Bart I have dinner reservations on Friday evening and it's my event so I can't get out of it. Been booked for a few weeks now :'(

Dammit All To Ell!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 03, 2019, 07:08:18 PM
Bart I have dinner reservations on Friday evening and it's my event so I can't get out of it. Been booked for a few weeks now :'(

Dammit All To Ell!!

Faking chest pains always works!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 03, 2019, 07:46:39 PM
Faking chest pains always works!
This dinner is for my two grunts and their women, I could likely get away with "my dog ate my homework"

#Can always try moving it to Saturday. In which case we can all regurgitate the wonderful eats to the following :-\


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 03, 2019, 08:13:58 PM
This dinner is for my two grunts and their women, I could likely get away with "my dog ate my homework"

#Can always try moving it to Saturday. In which case we can all regurgitate the wonderful eats to the following :-\


#Meemee
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 03, 2019, 08:18:54 PM
Have you ever audibly referred to him as "Mr. Spookcat"? My wife has some horrible nicknames for me. What the hell is "Bubas"? Or "happy pants" >:( It's really, really annoying. And it's annoying.

Rarely. If I do, he knows I'm discussing something from ellgab. He likes to pretend that the internet (and nsa etc.)  does not know he exists.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 03, 2019, 08:49:35 PM
It's the right thing to do!
Especially with the big announcement coming Friday night

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 04, 2019, 05:56:04 PM
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Dear Bart,

     Thank you for everything during the last year.  "He let us not remain refugees".

         Sincerely,

             14
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on July 05, 2019, 12:40:43 AM
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Dear Bart,

     Thank you for everything during the last year.  "He let us not remain refugees".

         Sincerely,

             14
+1

or is that "15?"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on July 05, 2019, 04:21:17 AM

Fourteen hours to Woo!  We're waiting ...

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 05, 2019, 08:46:28 AM
Fourteen hours to Woo!  We're waiting ...


I believe it is well worth the wait.
The new elements in this one hint at what is to come as The Bart learns how to do new things.
More contributors than ever before.
Chimp Covfefe is a star.
Rich Giordano becomes a legend.
And then there is Coors Man - nobody is ready for what he will bring.
NOBODY!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on July 05, 2019, 09:13:51 AM
And then there is Coors Man - nobody is ready for what he will bring.
NOBODY!
He’d better be clothed.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 05, 2019, 11:10:32 AM
He’d better be clothed.
LOL
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on July 05, 2019, 03:49:33 PM
Happy Birthday EllGab!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on July 05, 2019, 05:49:24 PM

15 minutes!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 05, 2019, 07:20:07 PM
THIS IS THE FIRST POST IN THE @Rikki Gins LOUNGE!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 05, 2019, 07:40:53 PM
Excellent show!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Rikki Gins on July 05, 2019, 09:30:44 PM
THIS IS THE FIRST POST IN THE @Rikki Gins LOUNGE!

What an honor.  Thank you @Bart Ell!  Of course, I am tickled pink.  Also, I got to catch the special as it first played.  What a great job everyone did!  Lots of talented folk around here.  Thanks for the nice words/best wishes that were scrolled on YT as the announcement was played on the video.  I have given Mrs. Thompson Thurs. & Fri. off, but she will be back tomorrow with another quiz.   
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 05, 2019, 09:37:38 PM
What an honor.  Thank you @Bart Ell!  Of course, I am tickled pink.  Also, I got to catch the special as it first played.  What a great job everyone did!  Lots of talented folk around here.  Thanks for the nice words/best wishes that were scrolled on YT as the announcement was played on the video.  I have given Mrs. Thompson Thurs. & Fri. off, but she will be back tomorrow with another quiz.

Thanks for always classing this joint up!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 05, 2019, 11:27:02 PM
I like that Rikki has a lounge. Please sir, be sure to stock a library of Scottish single malts. 15 and older :)



Bart, this thread should be a sticky. Although now that eye have suggested it you may decide to dolly gabble and get around to it in February 2029. I'll wait!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 06, 2019, 06:24:50 AM
I like that Rikki has a lounge. Please sir, be sure to stock a library of Scottish single malts. 15 and older :)



Bart, this thread should be a sticky. Although now that eye have suggested it you may decide to dolly gabble and get around to it in February 2029. I'll wait!!

You seem to forget that you have those mod powers.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on July 06, 2019, 07:07:33 AM
What an honor.  Thank you @Bart Ell!  Of course, I am tickled pink.  Also, I got to catch the special as it first played.  What a great job everyone did!  Lots of talented folk around here.  Thanks for the nice words/best wishes that were scrolled on YT as the announcement was played on the video.  I have given Mrs. Thompson Thurs. & Fri. off, but she will be back tomorrow with another quiz.
Well deserved!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on July 09, 2019, 08:06:16 AM
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Dear Bart,

     Thank you for everything during the last year.  "He let us not remain refugees".

         Sincerely,

             14
You are 14?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 10, 2019, 10:55:02 PM
You are 14?
She's 19 members all rolled into 5.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 11, 2019, 08:24:07 PM
She's 19 members all rolled into 5.
Hahahahaha   I kill me!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2019, 08:36:52 PM
Hahahahaha   I kill me!!!

See what happened to that Air Canada flight?
You may want to consider walking home!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/air-canada-turbulence-injuries-1.5208458
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 11, 2019, 08:48:09 PM
See what happened to that Air Canada flight?
You may want to consider walking home!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/air-canada-turbulence-injuries-1.5208458

KSM is so screwed.  Only way he gets back home okay is to jump on a tramp steamer down on the NJ docks and take the Magellan route back home. 
All the way around.  It's the only way.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 11, 2019, 08:55:37 PM
KSM is so screwed.  Only way he gets back home okay is to jump on a tramp steamer down on the NJ docks and take the Magellan route back home. 
All the way around.  It's the only way.

I don't think he has what it takes to make it.
His only chance is that the people of New Jersey love women with giant feet and offer him a scooter.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 11, 2019, 08:58:36 PM
I don't think he has what it takes to make it.
His only chance is that the people of New Jersey love women with giant feet and offer him a scooter.

It's Jersey.  Little hope of that.   He'll have to maybe hot wire a Wheel Horse........................

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 11, 2019, 10:55:47 PM
Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM  will be just fine ;)   

Go fuck ya selves.  :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 12, 2019, 12:37:34 AM
You are 14?
@BrightEyes My nickname.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 12, 2019, 12:43:41 AM
Hahahahaha   I kill me!!!
I only use one avatar on EG & BG.  I have Venus in Gemini.  It lends an air of mystery, but those who take the time, find out the mystery is like a mirage, with no real substance.  I don't really know what to do about it, but getting older has helped.  As older, I do have more tricks up my sleeve so when I can tell someone is catching onto things, at least I can take out a treat for them.

How was your trip?  Was it business or fun?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on July 12, 2019, 01:44:53 AM
I only use one avatar on EG & BG.  I have Venus in Gemini.  It lends an air of mystery, but those who take the time, find out the mystery is like a mirage, with no real substance.  I don't really know what to do about it, but getting older has helped.  As older, I do have more tricks up my sleeve so when I can tell someone is catching onto things, at least I can take out a treat for them.

How was your trip?  Was it business or fun?

So.  You're sayin' yer an Olde Phart?  Cool!  Welcome to the Club.  We got jackets! ;) ;D :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on July 12, 2019, 04:21:48 AM
Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM  will be just fine ;)   

Go fuck ya selves.  :-*

I wonder where if they can make music as well as they can grow hair
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on July 12, 2019, 07:07:26 AM
Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM  will be just fine ;)   

Go fuck ya selves.  :-*

Butt weight,  we loves ya! :'(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on July 12, 2019, 07:52:28 AM
Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM  will be just fine ;)   

Go fuck ya selves.  :-*


AWWW KSM or farm penis?!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on July 12, 2019, 07:55:27 AM
@BrightEyes My nickname.
@Sofia
oh ok. as long as you aren't 14 years old. heh
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 13, 2019, 01:52:13 AM
Barthur, just letting you know that @‘s aren’t working for me at the moment, neither is quoting :O

(Sorry)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 13, 2019, 02:22:13 AM
Barthur, just letting you know that @‘s aren’t working for me at the moment, neither is quoting :O

(Sorry)

Then how’d you type the @ symbol, moron?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 13, 2019, 02:33:26 AM
Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing  doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.

<3
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 13, 2019, 03:02:58 AM
Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing  doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.

<3

The Bart does not appreciate you tearing up his shit and expecting him to fix it early on a Saturday morning.

Besides, it could be a magic trick. Do you not believe in magic anymore, @DynamoHum ?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 13, 2019, 03:17:05 AM
Not expecting him to fix anything on a Saturday, just pointing it out :)

The magic of EllGab is not lessened because of this slight malfeasance, it just tarnishes the woo slightly.

The posting issue happened once before for me, and coincided with the adding of features, so not sure if it is to do with that.

On the subject of embedding Facebook posts - it looks very nice, but I will continue to use screenie embedding as people have a habit of deleting posts on FB, and we like to archive the evidence round these here parts :) But I appreciate the feature being added :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 13, 2019, 03:38:26 AM
Not expecting him to fix anything on a Saturday, just pointing it out :)

The magic of EllGab is not lessened because of this slight malfeasance, it just tarnishes the woo slightly.

The posting issue happened once before for me, and coincided with the adding of features, so not sure if it is to do with that.

On the subject of embedding Facebook posts - it looks very nice, but I will continue to use screenie embedding as people have a habit of deleting posts on FB, and we like to archive the evidence round these here parts :) But I appreciate the feature being added :)

If I were you, I’d have buttered him up with nice chit chat before telling him. It’s to late now, the cat’s out of the bag. You better work on a story to blame @GravitySucks. That’s about your only out at this point.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on July 13, 2019, 04:35:26 AM
Barthur, just letting you know that @‘s aren’t working for me at the moment, neither is quoting :O

(Sorry)
Turbo Mode Revocation   (Ruh-Roh)   :o
;)

I've also noticed some quirks with the site today too.
Nothing too major, and things most people wouldn't really notice, but there nontheless.
Maybe there is some maintenance going on.
(You don't want to know what my first thought was)  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on July 13, 2019, 04:36:45 AM
Then how’d you type the @ symbol, moron?
Heh, heh, heh.

@
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on July 13, 2019, 04:40:39 AM
The Bart does not appreciate you tearing up his shit and expecting him to fix it early on a Saturday morning.

Besides, it could be a magic trick. Do you not believe in magic anymore, @DynamoHum ?
;)

https://invidio.us/watch?v=sCz-meHTbWs (https://invidio.us/watch?v=sCz-meHTbWs)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 13, 2019, 06:17:57 AM
Turbo Mode Revocation   (Ruh-Roh)   :o
;)

I've also noticed some quirks with the site today too.
Nothing too major, and things most people wouldn't really notice, but there nontheless.
Maybe there is some maintenance going on.
(You don't want to know what my first thought was)  ;)

Russians?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2019, 06:18:38 AM
Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing  doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.

<3

Try it now.
I have a vague memory of the same feature causing the issue in the past.
That would explain why it wasn't installed.
Bullshit Apple products.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 13, 2019, 06:20:25 AM
Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing  doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.

<3

Works fine for me. You might have a slow internet connection.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 13, 2019, 06:26:27 AM
Works fine for me. You might have a slow internet connection.

She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 13, 2019, 06:37:08 AM
COMPLAINERS!!!

Be blessed with what The Bart has bestowed upon you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 13, 2019, 06:43:54 AM
She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.

Don’t blame Apple. The early morning Bossy Brit just had Marmite stuck to the damn key again.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on July 13, 2019, 06:49:13 AM
She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.
@Bart Ell 2019 Stanley Cup Champions jersey only "US $21.45" on dhgate.
I believe that most of the player's names are spelled correctly.
PS/ my @ is fine.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 13, 2019, 08:44:53 AM
Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain.  Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 13, 2019, 08:45:36 AM
Try it now.
I have a vague memory of the same feature causing the issue in the past.
That would explain why it wasn't installed.
Bullshit Apple products.

@Bart Ell back to normal :)

Thank you!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 13, 2019, 08:46:26 AM
If I were you, I’d have buttered him up with nice chit chat before telling him. It’s to late now, the cat’s out of the bag. You better work on a story to blame @GravitySucks. That’s about your only out at this point.



I thought it was a default setting that everything was automatically @GravitySucks fault?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 13, 2019, 08:51:11 AM
I thought it was a default setting that everything was automatically @GravitySucks fault?

Now you get it.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 14, 2019, 12:50:28 AM
Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain.  Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.

Thanks.  I thought I knew all the good ones, but I did not know this one!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on July 14, 2019, 03:39:43 AM
Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain.  Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.

Thank you, and God Bless you for your "Heart." :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on July 17, 2019, 05:19:44 PM
Hello @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on July 29, 2019, 01:26:41 PM
@KSM keep up man
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on July 29, 2019, 02:46:19 PM

LOL!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on July 29, 2019, 07:07:52 PM
Going out front to enjoy a few beverages by the fire.
@KSM keep up man
That's what she said! And you're out of milk too!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 12, 2019, 11:03:48 PM
@Bart Ell

Bart, we should do a cover of Lunatic Fringe. Not a parody, a real thingy!  Meatier axe sound with bigger drums ETC.  Just a thought... some time after the next woo.


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on August 13, 2019, 04:04:48 AM
@KSM

Right Back At You
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2019, 06:45:55 AM
@Bart Ell

Bart, we should do a cover of Lunatic Fringe. Not a parody, a real thingy!  Meatier axe sound with bigger drums ETC.  Just a thought... some time after the next woo.

You had me at bigger drums.
I was thought this one could use that same treatment

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 13, 2019, 06:03:49 PM
@KSM

Right Back At You
I ignored my mentions. I only caught this one because I was just checking in on the thread anyway. So therefore, that one doesn't count. Saw it organically. 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 13, 2019, 06:07:32 PM
@Bart Ell Bart this thread should be a sticky, just like the ASK thread. The small modicum of moderator power I have been afforded does not allow me to perform such actions and you know it. >:(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 14, 2019, 02:29:39 AM
I used the company platinum card and got us a new car for our travels in Southeast Asia. Couldn’t resist.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 14, 2019, 10:01:29 PM
I used the company platinum card and got us a new car for our travels in Southeast Asia. Couldn’t resist.

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Huge +1 !!!  :-*   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 19, 2019, 08:22:09 PM
@Bart Ell  I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.

Nation; I am sorry for this. So go ahead, cry for me Argentina :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Keep crying please :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


#STICKY

# 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on August 19, 2019, 08:40:18 PM
@Bart Ell  I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.

Nation; I am sorry for this. So go ahead, cry for me Argentina :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Keep crying please :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


#STICKY

# 8)

Reduced, temporarily. *sigh*  Oooooookay, if you must.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 19, 2019, 08:49:27 PM
Reduced, temporarily. *sigh*  Oooooookay, if you must.
Mm!! Being sarcastic or pretending that you don't care doesn't hide the painful fact that you are dying inside. In about two months time I'll be "soft retired" and you'll get sick of me.  Correction: You'll get SICKER of me.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 19, 2019, 09:06:31 PM
Soft?
If it ain't hard...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on August 19, 2019, 09:06:44 PM
@Bart Ell  I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.

Nation; I am sorry for this. So go ahead, cry for me Argentina :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Keep crying please :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


#STICKY

# 8)

😿😿
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 19, 2019, 09:23:16 PM
😿😿
@Spookcat Are those tearful cats? Nicely done. +1  like you need it..

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on August 20, 2019, 05:23:41 AM
Mm!! Being sarcastic or pretending that you don't care doesn't hide the painful fact that you are dying inside. In about two months time I'll be "soft retired" and you'll get sick of me.  Correction: You'll get SICKER of me.

I like your posts. I hope nothing is wrong that is going to restrict you, seems not because it is M-F for a set amount of time.  I wasn't at all being sarcastic.  Two months and you will be unrestricted, that is good news.
I MEAN IT
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 20, 2019, 06:58:42 PM
I like your posts. I hope nothing is wrong that is going to restrict you, seems not because it is M-F for a set amount of time.  I wasn't at all being sarcastic.  Two months and you will be unrestricted, that is good news.
I MEAN IT
No, nothing is wrong at all. Things couldn't be better (business/work stuff).


But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing. If I knew kSM in my real life I would beat him up.
Look at it like this
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on August 20, 2019, 07:03:28 PM
@Bart Ell  I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.

@KSM  Didn't know they had craft beer festivals for 9 to 10 weeks at a time.   :o

...just kidding man.  ;)

Cheers!  :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 20, 2019, 08:55:27 PM
But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing.

Don't you mean Farmed Salmon Penis?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 20, 2019, 09:22:43 PM
No, nothing is wrong at all. Things couldn't be better (business/work stuff).


But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing. If I knew kSM in my real life I would beat him up.
Look at it like this


So you really are a dummy
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 20, 2019, 09:51:01 PM
So you really are a dummy
In here, yes. I thought that was understood! If I'm not doing it right please tap me on the back of the head or use my ears as handles.

BTW sexually harassing a forum moderator is not looked highly upon. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 21, 2019, 06:43:26 PM
Don't you mean Farmed Salmon Penis?
My sentiments exactly.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 21, 2019, 07:01:59 PM
My sentiments exactly.
The fuck are you doing here? Please start fucking yourself now and feel free to do it all weekend.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 23, 2019, 06:06:39 AM
In here, yes. I thought that was understood! If I'm not doing it right please tap me on the back of the head or use my ears as handles.

BTW sexually harassing a forum moderator is not looked highly upon. Just sayin.

As our official moderator, will you please clear up something that I am confused about?
Is this thread meant to be a confessional, so to speak, or a place to brag about our wildest fantasies? ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 23, 2019, 01:54:04 PM
As our official moderator, will you please clear up something that I am confused about?
Is this thread meant to be a confessional, so to speak, or a place to brag about our wildest fantasies? ;D
If we look back to the threads introductory post we see exactly what these unending musings are supposed to be.

TELL BART something:

Did your coffee have an odd off putting taste this morning? Why not tell Bart.

Are you considering purchasing a speedboat? Tell Bart about it.

Did you throw a bag of garbage over your fence into the neighbors yard? Welllllll  You know who may want to hear about it ;)

if you want to confess some strange sexual fantasy, I guess you could.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2019, 02:08:18 PM
Hi Bart.

Your coldness to the one neighbor you have is becoming legendary.
Staring right at him as he offers a friendly wave and having zero reaction is playing 9D checkers with him.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 23, 2019, 03:03:29 PM
If we look back to the threads introductory post we see exactly what these unending musings are supposed to be.

TELL BART something:

Did your coffee have an odd off putting taste this morning? Why not tell Bart.

Are you considering purchasing a speedboat? Tell Bart about it.

Did you throw a bag of garbage over your fence into the neighbors yard? Welllllll  You know who may want to hear about it ;)

if you want to confess some strange sexual fantasy, I guess you could.

I did not specify any particular type of wild fantasy. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 23, 2019, 07:10:14 PM
Hi Bart.

Your coldness to the one neighbor you have is becoming legendary.
Staring right at him as he offers a friendly wave and having zero reaction is playing 9D checkers with him.
I love it!! So you're an asshole too!!! What a wonderful world!

Neighbors directly across the street have closed their front room blinds for good as it looks directly over the hot tub deck.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2019, 07:19:49 PM
I love it!! So you're an asshole too!!! What a wonderful world!


I don't have time for friendly.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2019, 07:26:39 PM
I also put an 8 foot high privacy fence on the side of the deck that faces his property.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 23, 2019, 08:43:26 PM
I also put an 8 foot high privacy fence on the side of the deck that faces his property.
It would help if you would elaborate just a little. What is it about the guy.. is he one of those "hot enough for ya" guys?  They are peppered almost strategically throughout the western world. I've had the tall cedar fence up since 2014 and couldn't be happier with it. Tall fences are very beneficial to keeping a beautiful lawn, so there's another bonus.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2019, 08:51:47 PM
It would help if you would elaborate just a little. What is it about the guy.. is he one of those "hot enough for ya" guys?  They are peppered almost strategically throughout the western world. I've had the tall cedar fence up since 2014 and couldn't be happier with it. Tall fences are very beneficial to keeping a beautiful lawn, so there's another bonus.

I saw him grilling breaded chicken strips.
What kind of monster tosses breaded chicken strips on the barbie?
He also seems like the kind of creep who would look through the blinds and wack it to Bairyn if he could watch her in the backyard.

I have the 8 foot regular fence around the property and then another 8 foot privacy fence on the elevated deck.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 24, 2019, 01:25:16 PM
I saw him grilling breaded chicken strips.
What kind of monster tosses breaded chicken strips on the barbie?
He also seems like the kind of creep who would look through the blinds and wack it to Bairyn if he could watch her in the backyard.

I have the 8 foot regular fence around the property and then another 8 foot privacy fence on the elevated deck.
breaded chicken strips on the BBQ.  :o? I can't say I have an answer to that. That's odd to say the least.

If a guy has your wife in the spank file there's really not a lot you can do about it. I guess a fence helps as far as minimizing new material for theatre of the mind. Thus leaving him to stock footage only. 

My wife gets hit on through LinkedIn all the time. I like reading the attempted hookups. When it comes to personality she could've done a lot better than me.   Kinda




On a non related note:
Trust me, ya gonna want that cowbell.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on August 27, 2019, 04:50:43 PM
PICKED UP SOME AWSOME HALLOWEEN CANDY TODAY! It is a bit early to be getting into the spirit of The Great Pumpkin, I know. But self-control must prevail and the good stuff will have to make it out of the fridge and onto the front porch in time for the trick-or-treaters in two or so months. It will. Promises. Anyway, if we do dig into the sweet cache 'o chocolate before time I know where to get more. Hope all is well with everyone; I'll save y'all a snickers
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 27, 2019, 09:01:54 PM
PICKED UP SOME AWSOME HALLOWEEN CANDY TODAY! It is a bit early to be getting into the spirit of The Great Pumpkin, I know. But self-control must prevail and the good stuff will have to make it out of the fridge and onto the front porch in time for the trick-or-treaters in two or so months. It will. Promises. Anyway, if we do dig into the sweet cache 'o chocolate before time I know where to get more. Hope all is well with everyone; I'll save y'all a snickers
Well if we're talking about prepping for the future, I'll be heading out to a turkey farm this coming weekend where I'll be killing the bird of my choice this weekend. Into the freezer the unfortunate fucker goes. #Thanksgiving    ..in October
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on August 30, 2019, 02:07:44 PM
Well if we're talking about prepping for the future, I'll be heading out to a turkey farm this coming weekend where I'll be killing the bird of my choice this weekend. Into the freezer the unfortunate fucker goes. #Thanksgiving    ..in October

Thanksgiving! I'll bring the jellybeans. The black and the white ones may be missing. What time should I show up?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on August 30, 2019, 02:12:35 PM
Thanksgiving! I'll bring the jellybeans. The black and the white ones may be missing. What time should I show up?
We like to eat early, like 4pm so I tell people to arrive at least two hours before for scotch tasting and rancid conversation. Jellybeans. Hmm, been awhile but I like em'
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on August 30, 2019, 02:27:33 PM
We like to eat early, like 4pm so I tell people to arrive at least two hours before for scotch tasting and rancid conversation. Jellybeans. Hmm, been awhile but I like em'

I don't know why, but I really like your last post. Seriously. I'll be there with polka-dots and stripes, like really early...too early. Ever been there when some ppl just are too early and some are waaay late? Early is better; I'll help mash potatoes!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 03, 2019, 08:05:41 PM
Today the food truck had $12.50 Fish tacos on the menu, three per order. That's what I ordered. What I got was those little highliner fishsticks you had as a child packed with some three day old lettuce and fish sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla. I didn't have time to bitch to the guy but I will tomorrow. He will rue the day >:(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 14, 2019, 09:39:28 PM
Almond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 15, 2019, 12:05:54 AM
Almond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't.
Mounds has coconut, blech. :(

+1, just fer da halibut. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 15, 2019, 05:10:49 PM
Mounds has coconut, blech. :(

+1, just fer da halibut. ;) ;D
Coconut has it's place, but NOT with chocolate. I don't care who disagrees, even @Bart Ell 

plus1
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 15, 2019, 08:15:50 PM
Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on September 17, 2019, 01:27:34 PM
Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.

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@GravitySucks  That looks highly suspicious.  "food products"...Okay.   ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on September 17, 2019, 01:44:18 PM
Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.

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The blow is hidden inside the Bangkok sandwich.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 17, 2019, 11:46:34 PM
Well my traveling companion made it through customs without a problem. She hopped on a motorcycle taxi this morning in search of a large suitcase. I had one suitcase that weighed 50lbs. She had four total that weighed a total of almost 240 pounds. She is 4’8” and about 100 pounds soaking wet. I came close to choking her two or three times today before we finally got on the airplane.

And somehow I am the one that got flagged for additional screening in Taiwan. Go figure.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on September 19, 2019, 08:09:46 AM
Well my traveling companion made it through customs without a problem. She hopped on a motorcycle taxi this morning in search of a large suitcase. I had one suitcase that weighed 50lbs. She had four total that weighed a total of almost 240 pounds. She is 4’8” and about 100 pounds soaking wet. I came close to choking her two or three times today before we finally got on the airplane.

And somehow I am the one that got flagged for additional screening in Taiwan. Go figure.

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She's carrying the smallest porta-potty I've ever seen.  Is that for you?  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 19, 2019, 10:14:39 PM


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Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 20, 2019, 08:40:17 AM
Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.
What about slide shoes with colorful socks. And short pants, of course.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 20, 2019, 11:58:10 AM
Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops.

Even worse when they dance in them.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on September 20, 2019, 12:42:48 PM
Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.

I don't understand flip flops with socks.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 20, 2019, 02:07:42 PM
I don't understand flip flops with socks.

That's a real Japanese thing I thought. Mr. Wonderful loves them in the winter for wearing with his flip flops inside the house. But he would never be caught dead wearing them outside
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on September 20, 2019, 02:25:44 PM
That's a real Japanese thing I thought. Mr. Wonderful loves them in the winter for wearing with his flip flops inside the house. But he would never be caught dead wearing them outside

The tabi and geta or zori are worn with the rest of traditional attire. Not as casual everyday wear, at least not that I saw over there.

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I don't know what this is about. 🤷

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on September 20, 2019, 05:52:00 PM
Even worse when they dance in them.
Oh Good Lord that's awful! And when they wear those Crocks!!! UUggghhhh

I don't understand flip flops with socks.
A lot of old guys do that while wearing their pants up so high their nuts separate. You know, when they're out there hosing down their driveway on Sunday mornings.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 01, 2019, 07:34:29 PM
I know it's overplayed but I still really like it when Middle of the road (Pretenders) comes on the radio. The best rock n roll was when I was in elementary school. :-\

-----"In the middle of the road YeeAAaahhh!!"------ Killer lead in that song too, great tone.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Ghost BEP on October 04, 2019, 08:42:26 AM
Bart

I think @KSM is fucking with me again. I only mentioned my racist muzzie parrot once and now I get adds like this. If at all possible, please turn the adds back to Jessica Simpson’s voluptuous fun bags. And I don’t want to hear about her fucking eye!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 10, 2019, 06:15:50 PM
I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 10, 2019, 06:19:14 PM
Bart

I think @KSM is fucking with me again. I only mentioned my racist muzzie parrot once and now I get adds like this. If at all possible, please turn the adds back to Jessica Simpson’s voluptuous fun bags. And I don’t want to hear about her fucking eye!

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She looks friendly.  Just give it a little clickeraoo.......... 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 10, 2019, 06:23:34 PM
I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
@Bobs Your Uncle Bob, you got it! I hope you get some good news soon!  PS  I don't really think your name is Bob. But for the sake of the post you have to be a Bob.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 10, 2019, 06:33:09 PM
I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!

💙
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 10, 2019, 06:36:27 PM
@Bobs Your Uncle Bob, you got it! I hope you get some good news soon!  PS  I don't really think your name is Bob. But for the sake of the post you have to be a Bob.

Thanks @KSM . Much appreciated. For the record my name isn't Bob. It's Robert.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 10, 2019, 06:36:57 PM
💙

Thanks @SpookPumpkin .
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 10, 2019, 06:39:36 PM
I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!

Will do
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 10, 2019, 06:40:29 PM
Will do

Thank you @anniem
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 08:20:34 AM
I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!

Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 11, 2019, 08:24:05 AM
Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.

Was it an emergency?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 11, 2019, 06:52:11 PM
Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.
I'm glad to hear that you have room for optimism :)   I'm an asshole but I did my part!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 06:53:07 PM
I'm glad to hear that you have room for optimism :)   I'm an asshole but I did my part!

You did and many thanks to everyone!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 11, 2019, 07:07:26 PM
Bart, we were at a resto bar tonight, it's one we used to frequent but stopped going about a year ago because we noticed a pattern emerging in the staff they hire. The eats and drinks are fantastic and always have been so on this night we decided to go back, check it out. What we found was an entire staff of militant feminist man haters :o They oozed the hate of the male thingamajig! One other thing I noticed is that they all had really weird shaped bums! No two were the same.. like as if they were randomly designed and formed with play-dough! One of them had really long ass cheeks that went down the back of her legs in her snug jeans. I pointed her out to my wife and said "It's gonna be a lonnng ass day" Once again I cracked my self up. Her, not so much.  It's almost like there are new body types emerging and I feel like I'm at the zoo wherever I go.

..just sort of stare in wonder...

I dunno, just sayin :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2019, 07:21:22 PM
Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.

Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 07:23:06 PM
Bart, we were at a resto bar tonight, it's one we used to frequent but stopped going about a year ago because we noticed a pattern emerging in the staff they hire. The eats and drinks are fantastic and always have been so on this night we decided to go back, check it out. What we found was an entire staff of militant feminist man haters :o They oozed the hate of the male thingamajig! One other thing I noticed is that they all had really weird shaped bums! No two were the same.. like as if they were randomly designed and formed with play-dough! One of them had really long ass cheeks that went down the back of her legs in her snug jeans. I pointed her out to my wife and said "It's gonna be a lonnng ass day" Once again I cracked my self up. Her, not so much.  It's almost like there are new body types emerging and I feel like I'm at the zoo wherever I go.

..just sort of stare in wonder...

I dunno, just sayin :-\

Have you always been an "assman"? Is your wife anxious to go back there?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 07:24:32 PM
Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.

I'll ask him but he's really been through a lot. Don't neglect your health counting on one from him.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2019, 07:28:06 PM
I'll ask him but he's really been through a lot. Don't neglect your health counting on one from him.

I believe you should have the right to designate any one of your children as a potential organ donor.  You could deduct all the cost of raising them as a medical expense.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 07:31:58 PM
I believe you should have the right to designate any one of your children as a potential organ donor.  You could deduct all the cost of raising them as a medical expense.

Sort of a spare parts source? Maybe I should have been nicer to my kids...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on October 11, 2019, 07:34:46 PM
Was it an emergency?

Not an emergency, it was originally scheduled for last week but they found complications when they opened him. They had to postpone surgery and he was in ICU for a week waiting. This was his 16th spinal surgery.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 11, 2019, 08:09:43 PM
Have you always been an "assman"? Is your wife anxious to go back there?
@Bobs Your Uncle I am indeed an assman. I am also a foot man, breast man, hair and eyes man, nape of the neck man, ear lobe man, ankle and calf man, thigh and ham man, nice hands man, LONG HAIR man, they must be breathing man. Coz if they're dead, I'm makin' tracks!

And oh yeah, they have to be teeth gritting hotheads with that sexy trigger temper. Grrrrrrrr


yeah I'm an ass man.


Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.
LOLOL
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on October 12, 2019, 03:58:41 AM
@KSM Home Depot sells a lot of silicone caulk in Florida. Maybe it’s the same in BC.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 12, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
@KSM Home Depot sells a lot of silicone caulk in Florida. Maybe it’s the same in BC.
Hehe  Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 12, 2019, 10:32:25 AM
Hehe  Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 12, 2019, 10:35:51 AM
Hehe  Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.

Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 12, 2019, 04:08:16 PM
Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.

Yes
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 12, 2019, 08:00:45 PM
Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.

I do not have the bladder of a 5 year old girl so I would not know about such things.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 12, 2019, 09:15:16 PM
I do not have the bladder of a 5 year old girl so I would not know about such things.
HA!!!!  That about killed me.

hey GS, that was a BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 12, 2019, 09:40:33 PM
HA!!!!  That about killed me.

hey GS, that was a BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue.  Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 12, 2019, 10:55:55 PM
Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue.  Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.
Do you want me to relay that to Bart for you? I see what's going on here ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on October 12, 2019, 11:16:09 PM
Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.
Does one location have more stalls than the other?  Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 12, 2019, 11:31:35 PM
Does one location have more stalls than the other?  Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?
But where will the 70 other genders, the confused wastes of space pinch their perspective loaves? Ya know, where can the INSANE feel free to drop numerous gender confused self loathing far left Deuce's???

I mean, what will you do?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on October 13, 2019, 03:58:47 AM
Only 70? How daaaarrree you. That’s racist.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 13, 2019, 06:13:38 AM
Does one location have more stalls than the other?  Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?

Have you ever been in a home depot?  They don’t change the signs once they are built. Some build a men’s room to the left. Others build it to the right.  Men’s rooms have stand up and sit down potties. Women’s only have sit down potties. 

 Be careful if you searc “peeing standing up”.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 13, 2019, 06:51:34 AM
Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue.  Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.

Cornish Hen?  Greasy little Mother's, aren't they?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 13, 2019, 07:09:56 AM
Cornish Hen?  Greasy little Mother's, aren't they?

Spiffy avatar @Walks_At_Night . I don't understand it. But I understand your chyron. It's good to have goals
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 13, 2019, 07:18:05 AM
Spiffy avatar @Walks_At_Night . I don't understand it. But I understand your chyron. It's good to have goals


The avatar has deep meaning actually.  @Open Lines Gerry made it for me during The Senda Experience.  He was so moved that he offerred to leave The Master and become my online sycophant.  I accepted  The Guy from the Motor City  title gladly but I could not deal with being called "Master".  Guess I equate it with Jeannie and well........  Ole Ger is no Barbara Eden.  So I settled on being Der Kommisar.
Of course, after the experiment ended, I released Gerry from all fealty. 

It is indeed good to have goals.  If I don't post as often in your Open Lines thread during the stretch drive, you'll understand I am sure.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 13, 2019, 07:24:42 AM

The avatar has deep meaning actually.  @Open Lines Gerry made it for me during The Senda Experience.  He was so moved that he offerred to leave The Master and become my online sycophant.  I accepted  The Guy from the Motor City  title gladly but I could not deal with being called "Master".  Guess I equate it with Jeannie and well........  Ole Ger is no Barbara Eden.  So I settled on being Der Kommisar.

It is indeed good to have goals.  If I don't post as often in your Open Lines thread during the stretch drive, you'll understand I am sure.

Oh. Interesting. Carry on Herr Kommisar

It is not my open lines thread. It is Ellgab's Open Lines thread. I might even help with the goal. If I can skip all the Heather-related stuff. It makes me a little queasy
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 13, 2019, 07:35:33 AM
Oh. Interesting. Carry on Herr Kommisar

It is not my open lines thread. It is Ellgab's Open Lines thread. I might even help with the goal. If I can skip all the Heather-related stuff. It makes me a little queasy

I think it makes us all queasy, if not downright ill but that's not the point.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on October 13, 2019, 11:52:42 PM
Have you ever been in a home depot?  They don’t change the signs once they are built. Some build a men’s room to the left. Others build it to the right.  Men’s rooms have stand up and sit down potties. Women’s only have sit down potties. 

 Be careful if you searc “peeing standing up”.
Yes been there but had not realized that.

One time I was in a restroom for women & it had old urinals that no one of course used.  I asked management & they said they rotate the restrooms so that both men & women get the larger one half the year, lol.

Women should always get the larger one because we take longer since we have to sit down and wipe blood & stuff.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2019, 12:56:58 AM
Yes been there but had not realized that.

One time I was in a restroom for women & it had old urinals that no one of course used.  I asked management & they said they rotate the restrooms so that both men & women get the larger one half the year, lol.

Women should always get the larger one because we take longer since we have to sit down and wipe blood & stuff.

Somehow I don’t think you would survive long in Thailand

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2019, 03:58:48 PM
Somehow I don’t think you would survive long in Thailand

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In Asia, everyone is Biff Pocoroba when it is time to go................

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2019, 04:45:36 PM
In Asia, everyone is Biff Pocoroba when it is time to go................

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Luckily I never had to go full Biff. The planets aligned and there was always a real commode when I had to take care of business. But I learned to always carry my own tissue. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2019, 06:02:24 PM
Luckily I never had to go full Biff. The planets aligned and there was always a real commode when I had to take care of business. But I learned to always carry my own tissue.

I had the pleasure of doing so in China more than once.  It is tricky as things were not quite as spiffy as shown in your picture.   You have to do a balancing act with your pants.  You can't have them so low that you dip the pant legs into the ick on the floor, yet you have to them down enough so that you don't bombs away into your trousers. 

Totally agree on bringing your own John Paper.  If not you have to buy a hunk of old wall paper from Mama-San out front.  *shiver*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 14, 2019, 06:49:18 PM
I had the pleasure of doing so in China more than once.  It is tricky as things were not quite as spiffy as shown in your picture.   You have to do a balancing act with your pants.  You can't have them so low that you dip the pant legs into the ick on the floor, yet you have to them down enough so that you don't bombs away into your trousers. 

Totally agree on bringing your own John Paper.  If not you have to buy a hunk of old wall paper from Mama-San out front.  *shiver*

I'm still traumatized by China. Especially the overnight train. Which we dubbed the Rock n Squat
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2019, 06:58:16 PM
I'm still traumatized by China. Especially the overnight train. Which we dubbed the Rock n Squat

Ugh.  I had never even considered a train. 

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 17, 2019, 12:14:58 AM
I had the pleasure of doing so in China more than once.  It is tricky as things were not quite as spiffy as shown in your picture.   You have to do a balancing act with your pants.  You can't have them so low that you dip the pant legs into the ick on the floor, yet you have to them down enough so that you don't bombs away into your trousers. 

Totally agree on bringing your own John Paper.  If not you have to buy a hunk of old wall paper from Mama-San out front.  *shiver*
I'm still traumatized by China. Especially the overnight train. Which we dubbed the Rock n Squat
You two are disgusting. This is the tell Bart thread. Not the Bart poop Bart thread.  @Walks_At_Night
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 17, 2019, 01:12:16 AM
You two are disgusting. This is the tell Bart thread. Not the Bart poop Bart thread.  @Walks_At_Night

Well look at you @KSM sporting 501 karma.   Remember I found you in the mire, with sub zero karma as a failed haterz.
I brought you up the hard way - no karma script for me - so be nice.   Besides, Grav started it.   :P
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 17, 2019, 10:23:23 AM
You two are disgusting. This is the tell Bart thread. Not the Bart poop Bart thread.  @Walks_At_Night

Yes.
Don't be afraid to use those mod powers to keep them in line.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 17, 2019, 04:56:55 PM
Well look at you @KSM sporting 501 karma.   Remember I found you in the mire, with sub zero karma as a failed haterz.
I brought you up the hard way - no karma script for me - so be nice.   Besides, Grav started it.   :P
I have a few things that require my immediate attention.  I'll be back in a few hours to deal with you.
Yes.
Don't be afraid to use those mod powers to keep them in line.


I am not a hard ass but rather, a reasonably nice ass. I believe in a few warnings before metaphorically sodomizing folks.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 17, 2019, 08:10:35 PM
Well look at you @KSM sporting 501 karma.   Remember I found you in the mire, with sub zero karma as a failed haterz.
I brought you up the hard way - no karma script for me - so be nice.   Besides, Grav started it.   :P
@Walks_At_Night

Well well well   I knew it was just a matter of time before you tried to hang that one around my well muscled neck! Are you an errand girl sent to collect a debt?  Has Lucifer come to call the loan? Well let us not forget that while the rest of you were mucking about and posting your lil hearts out Iiii! was single handedly out slaying the demonic Tootsie! THE Wootsie! while her and her minion slashed, gashed and smited me from all sides, but did I back down? NOooooo!!!!
Don't you DARE! expect compensation and leniency from me because you maned up and did the right thing by helping me out from behind the curtain! Kudos for that.     But it's not like I had any help in my fight!  I went into the darkness, dick swinging, sword held high and dick swinging still...!  LET's FACE IT! If not for having to spend my time in battle and constantly wearing the smite of the dark ones I would have been marking into the 200's on my own at that time.

(Wait a minute) Canucks and Blues are going to shootout!  Hold tight...


I'm BACK!!!  Canucks won BTW! So anyways, where was I?  Oh yeah, you did the right thing in helping out a brudda!  I appreciate the 248 PLUS the 7 from the negative to a grand total of 255. Fine. Yes.  But if not for my toiled beginnings on the Ellgab I would have been in the 600's by now. I deserve even more! I'm KSM32! The original!

"Besides, Grav started it" What the hell is that?  If "Grav" told you and that Tiger lady to poop off a bridge would you do it? ::)


In other news; Yankee's don't stand a chance against the Astros.  :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 17, 2019, 08:32:22 PM
Well well well   I knew it was just a matter of time before you tried to hang that one around my well muscled neck! Are you an errand girl sent to collect a debt?  Has Lucifer come to call the loan? Well let us not forget that while the rest of you were mucking about and posting your lil hearts out Iiii! was single handedly out slaying the demonic Tootsie! THE Wootsie! while her and her minion slashed, gashed and smited me from all sides, but did I back down? NOooooo!!!!
Don't you DARE! expect compensation and leniency from me because you maned up and did the right thing by helping me out from behind the curtain! Kudos for that.     But it's not like I had any help in my fight!  I went into the darkness, dick swinging, sword held high and dick swinging still...!  LET's FACE IT! If not for having to spend my time in battle and constantly wearing the smite of the dark ones I would have been marking into the 200's on my own at that time.

(Wait a minute) Canucks and Blues are going to shootout!  Hold tight...


I'm BACK!!!  Canucks won BTW! So anyways, where was I?  Oh yeah, you did the right thing in helping out a brudda!  I appreciate the 248 PLUS the 7 from the negative to a grand total of 255. Fine. Yes.  But if not for my toiled beginnings on the Ellgab I would have been in the 600's by now. I deserve even more! I'm KSM32! The original!


In other news; Yankee's don't stand a chance against the Astros.  :)


Don't get so huffy there smite boy.  Calm down.  Seems like Toots can still push your buttons even as a ghost from the Zoo. 

Plus why are you worried about the Canucks of all things.   The highlight of that team's history is when they set Old Bald Harold free and he ended up on a
storied franchise.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 17, 2019, 08:35:56 PM

Don't get so huffy there smite boy.  Calm down.  Seems like Toots can still push your buttons even as a ghost from the Zoo. 

Plus why are you worried about the Canucks of all things.   The highlight of that franchises history is when they set Old Bald Harold free and he ended up on a
storied franchise.

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WEAK. Karma boy. And BTW the tootsie is in the loony bin.  You got nuttin honey. But how bout those red wings ;) :-[ :-\  Sad as always.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 17, 2019, 08:43:10 PM
WEAK. Karma boy. And BTW the tootsie is in the loony bin.  You got nuttin honey. But how bout those red wings ;) :-[ :-\  Sad as always.

Yeah.  Sad...........    ::)

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 17, 2019, 08:49:14 PM
Yeah.  Sad...........    ::)

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...is that an octopus?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 17, 2019, 08:53:44 PM
...is that an octopus?

 Meow

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 17, 2019, 09:03:30 PM
Yeah.  Sad...........    ::)

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Stop living in the past, Shithead.  They looked horrible in Vancouver the other night. Good lord.. Like they got their wings clipped.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 17, 2019, 09:55:43 PM
...is that an octopus?
@SpookPumpkin  I am not an octopus. I am a human being.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 17, 2019, 10:36:38 PM
@SpookPumpkin  I am not an octopus. I am a human being.
Damn straight!  +1  just fer da halibut. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 17, 2019, 10:38:25 PM
...is that an octopus?

LOL!  +1 ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 17, 2019, 10:41:10 PM
...is that an octopus?

Baby Cthulhu?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on October 18, 2019, 02:57:11 PM
@SpookPumpkin  I am not an octopus. I am a human being.
@Scary Penis


<3 LOVE THIS SHITTT
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2019, 06:33:10 PM
Stop living in the past, Shithead.  They looked horrible in Vancouver the other night. Good lord.. Like they got their wings clipped.

Just noticed this.

Shithead?   Really KSM?   You are the worst wanna be troll that has ever been online.   I am not going to unload on you because against my better judgement - I do like you.  I was gutting wanna be's on Usenet back before you were a wet spot.

Don't mess with me again Son or I will most definitely fuck you up. Believe it.   Now run along and play nice.



Hey Ell !    You had better put the kiddie leash back around your boy's neck.  He's run out in traffic and is gonna get hurt.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 18, 2019, 07:22:40 PM
Just noticed this.

Shithead?   Really KSM?   You are the worst wanna be troll that has ever been online.   I am not going to unload on you because against my better judgement - I do like you.  I was gutting wanna be's on Usenet back before you were a wet spot.

Don't mess with me again Son or I will most definitely fuck you up. Believe it.   Now run along and play nice.



Hey Ell !    You had better put the kiddie leash back around your boy's neck.  He's run out in traffic and is gonna get hurt.

Post of the month year. @Walks_At_Night, I think I'm in love. With your brain. Mrs. Walks can have the rest of you
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 18, 2019, 08:09:09 PM
Just noticed this.

Shithead?   Really KSM?   You are the worst wanna be troll that has ever been online.   I am not going to unload on you because against my better judgement - I do like you.  I was gutting wanna be's on Usenet back before you were a wet spot.

Don't mess with me again Son or I will most definitely fuck you up. Believe it.   Now run along and play nice.



Hey Ell !    You had better put the kiddie leash back around your boy's neck.  He's run out in traffic and is gonna get hurt.
@Walks_At_Night Soo you're actually bent outta joint for real? Who'd a thunk it ???   I don't think I'll be changing anything, slick. Is 'slick" offensive? I like you too, but you're waaay off the path here. You'll fuck me up will ya, go ahead. Keyboard tough guy one level above md.    And "ELL" has nothing to do with this, don't bring him into it.  I know you're not stupid enough to believe that I'm actually a moderator! Let alone a senior one! Whatever that is.

Guess this fucks up any chance I had at being in an episode of Canned Heat. :-\

Bart - please chop my karma down by 255 and give it to Walks. It's his.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 18, 2019, 08:21:33 PM
..And if you're going to utter E-threats (like you did) Why don't you make a physical threat too! I'll be in NJ for 10 days and it would be easy to head south for a day or two. Wouldn't work out all that well for ya "son"

Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this?  Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::)  Thanks TL.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on October 18, 2019, 09:16:06 PM

Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this?  Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::)  Thanks TL.
Well if members of this forum are actually taking YOU seriously then perhaps you've outgrown it. Son?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 18, 2019, 09:53:39 PM
..And if you're going to utter E-threats (like you did) Why don't you make a physical threat too! I'll be in NJ for 10 days and it would be easy to head south for a day or two. Wouldn't work out all that well for ya "son"

Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this?  Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::)  Thanks TL.

Welcome Mr. Penis. Or may I call you Scary?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 18, 2019, 10:15:53 PM
Welcome Mr. Penis. Or may I call you Scary?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 18, 2019, 10:27:26 PM
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lol. Perfect!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2019, 10:31:09 PM
..And if you're going to utter E-threats (like you did) Why don't you make a physical threat too! I'll be in NJ for 10 days and it would be easy to head south for a day or two. Wouldn't work out all that well for ya "son"

Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this?  Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::)  Thanks TL.

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*sigh* 

You make me sad. 

If you want to cross swords on the internet, only hacks go with stuff like "shithead" and only bush leaguers talk about driving 5 states away to beat someone up.  With SV off the board I've been looking for an antagonist to spar with but obviously you are not quite ready. That's perfectly okay.  I will enjoy your posts showing off the nice work you do and that bitchin' lawn  but I know now not to play any Reindeer games with you. 

Peace Brother. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 18, 2019, 10:38:19 PM

I miss SV
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 18, 2019, 10:49:17 PM
I've gone up four points in the last two hours.  Probably one of them from Walks ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 18, 2019, 10:50:31 PM
I've gone up four points in the last two hours.  Probably one of them from Walks ::)

Actually not but I will give you one now.   ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 18, 2019, 11:04:38 PM
Actually not but I will give you one now.   ;)
You're at 946 now. Compliments of the overly aggressive chef.

BY THE WAY EVERYONE I REALLY AM A MODERATOR. BETTER BELIEVE IT!  I'm going to bed now. Nothing will be done in moderation!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2019, 05:02:24 AM
If you want to cross swords on the internet, only hacks go with stuff like "shithead"

That is how I feel about posting DIVISION CHAMPIONS banners.
Come on man... I mean WAN, Detroit is better than that.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 19, 2019, 05:31:47 AM
That is how I feel about posting DIVISION CHAMPIONS banners.
Come on man... I mean WAN, Detroit is better than that.

You see KSM?  That's how it is done.    ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2019, 09:43:52 AM
You see KSM?  That's how it is done.    ;D

Now picture me as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer saying it!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 19, 2019, 10:09:20 AM
Now picture me as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer saying it!

😁

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2019, 10:45:40 AM
😁

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He is pure evil.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 19, 2019, 10:46:17 AM
Now picture me as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer saying it!

Point taken.  Don't want any part of that.  I don't think the last guy that got a visit from Rudolph ever really recovered.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2019, 10:47:38 AM
Point taken.  Don't want any part of that.  I don't think the last guy that got a visit from Rudolph ever really recovered.

It was total destruction in the most humiliating way possible.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 19, 2019, 11:13:50 AM
He is pure evil.

Well, yes. You created him. Do you know what that means?

You’re a reindeer dad.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 19, 2019, 11:42:18 AM
@Bart Ell I hope that you have a great weekend.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 19, 2019, 01:30:33 PM
You see KSM?  That's how it is done.    ;D
Listen Emily, I do what I do. And that's what makes me soooo GREEAAT!!  Like that tiger at breakfast. Tony?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2019, 03:15:24 PM
Well, yes. You created him. Do you know what that means?

You’re a reindeer dad.

How dare you call me a dad!
Shithead.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 19, 2019, 03:29:35 PM
How dare you call me a dad!
Shithead.

How's your funeral coming along?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2019, 03:31:45 PM
How's your funeral coming along?

Very well.
It will be open casket and I will be naked.
Breathe me all in.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 19, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Very well.
It will be open casket and I will be naked.
Breathe me all in.

Will Bairyn be able to resist?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 19, 2019, 04:54:47 PM
How dare you call me a dad!
Shithead.

Don't call Pumpkin names
Shithead 😾
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 19, 2019, 09:15:54 PM
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HA!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 19, 2019, 11:30:17 PM
Okay ..... I think I’ll come back after the penis tantrum is done but before the naked funeral.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 20, 2019, 04:57:08 AM
Okay ..... I think I’ll come back after the penis tantrum is done but before the naked funeral.

Everyone loves a naked funeral.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 20, 2019, 05:43:10 PM
Okay ..... I think I’ll come back after the penis tantrum is done but before the naked funeral.
@PolkaDot And who may I ask is expected to throw said tantrum?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 22, 2019, 09:08:09 PM
@PolkaDot And who may I ask is expected to throw said tantrum?
Oh good,  if you don’t remember you must done.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 22, 2019, 09:26:44 PM
Oh good,  if you don’t remember you must done.
Jackass Beotch! You wanna re-read that to yourself and try again?  You on the wine too? Drunkard pisstank lonely broads in this place.  :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 23, 2019, 06:44:31 AM
Jackass Beotch! You wanna re-read that to yourself and try again?  You on the wine too? Drunkard pisstank lonely broads in this place.  :-[
My bad, not done yet.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 23, 2019, 02:45:22 PM
My bad, not done yet.
Alright. Lemme know.. :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on October 23, 2019, 05:54:53 PM
Jackass Beotch! You wanna re-read that to yourself and try again?  You on the wine too? Drunkard pisstank lonely broads in this place.  :-[
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 23, 2019, 07:31:59 PM
Finally!  I'm back to being smited again.

So much pressure being over 500.  :o
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 23, 2019, 08:05:18 PM
My bad, not done yet.
@PolksDot  I just want you to know, even though you backpedaled there you're a really good sport.  You are the Can-Do camper!  plus 1 2U.    BTW you can always put me on ignore..  I have myself on ignore, I can't even see my own posts unless someone quotes me and in which case I scream like a sissy and scroll down.   
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 23, 2019, 08:39:13 PM
I have myself on ignore, I can't even see my own posts unless someone quotes me and in which case I scream like a sissy and scroll down.

LOL...funny!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 24, 2019, 02:15:01 AM
Finally!  I'm back to being smited again.

So much pressure being over 500.  :o

Not so fast, Sonny Boy.  +1!  Heh, heh. ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 24, 2019, 02:24:02 AM
Finally!  I'm back to being smited again.

So much pressure being over 500.  :o
I just gave you a +1
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 24, 2019, 05:41:56 PM
Not so fast, Sonny Boy.  +1!  Heh, heh. ;D
I just gave you a +1

Ooohhkaaay  you two. So I give you one back now. That's how it works, correct?

You don't have to karma me, I'm an extreme moderator here so.. just sayin. At Bart's behest I am currently on assignment here in Mongolia where I am working on project Crispybum. I don't understand it and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it :-\    I miss the west
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 24, 2019, 06:22:45 PM


You don't have to karma me, I'm an extreme moderator here so.. just sayin. At Bart's behest I am currently on assignment here in Mongolia where I am working on project Crispybum. I don't understand it and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it :-\    I miss the west

You must be cold and lonely out on the steppe. At least the sheep are lovely

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 24, 2019, 07:40:23 PM
You must be cold and lonely out on the steppe. At least the sheep are lovely

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@VampireLily
I've been trying to leave you alone lately. I'm irked. Irritated. Pissed. And outta joint about something.  BTW You're out of orange juice.  And I stole your mustard. Putting it on a ballpark frank.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 27, 2019, 03:22:08 AM
@VampireLily
I've been trying to leave you alone lately. I'm irked. Irritated. Pissed. And outta joint about something.  BTW You're out of orange juice.  And I stole your mustard. Putting it on a ballpark frank.


Oh. Daddy had a bad day? Mommy decided to go vegan? Hey @Scary Penis ! Now what am I gonna put in my vodka? Wait. I don't drink vodka

What happens when a master flooring installer has a bad day?  He gets out of joint
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 27, 2019, 05:58:25 PM
Hi, Bart.  Thank you for the induction, and the (pre-login) Top Right. ;) :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 27, 2019, 05:59:21 PM
Finally!  I'm back to being smited again.

So much pressure being over 500.  :o

+1 just to keep you up. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 27, 2019, 06:27:28 PM


What happens when a master flooring installer has a bad day?  He gets out of joint
::) come on, that was sooo weak.  Am I also a teacher that's been fired? No Class?   Ugghhh



So I just got the smite slapped on me for that one.  Cowards in the shadows.. hiding.. being laaaame     8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 27, 2019, 06:43:26 PM
::) come on, that was sooo weak.  Am I also a teacher that's been fired? No Class?   Ugghhh



So I just got the smite slapped on me for that one.  Cowards in the shadows.. hiding.. being laaaame     8)
I just gave you a +1.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 27, 2019, 06:45:14 PM
I just gave you a +1.

Ditto
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 27, 2019, 07:04:09 PM

Oh. Daddy had a bad day? Mommy decided to go vegan? Hey @Scary Penis ! Now what am I gonna put in my vodka? Wait. I don't drink vodka

What happens when a master flooring installer has a bad day?  He gets out of joint

BUWHAAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 27, 2019, 07:08:03 PM
Ooohhkaaay  you two. So I give you one back now. That's how it works, correct?

You don't have to karma me, I'm an extreme moderator here so.. just sayin. At Bart's behest I am currently on assignment here in Mongolia where I am working on project Crispybum. I don't understand it and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it :-\    I miss the west

Um no.  Not as far as I'm concerned.  I give +1s without expecting anything in return.  It tastes better that way. ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 27, 2019, 07:09:37 PM
@damon @anniem @StarrMountain   :) :) :)

That is a very nice gesture on your part. Back atcha!  But you really don't have to give me points..  if I could get the Bart to adjust my score to -4027 I would love it.  That way there's no way to go but Dowwwnnn..
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 27, 2019, 07:13:51 PM
@damon @anniem @StarrMountain   :) :) :)

That is a very nice gesture on your part. Back atcha!  But you really don't have to give me points..  if I could get the Bart to adjust my score to -4027 I would love it.  That way there's no way to go but Dowwwnnn..
That may take some doing.  I just bumped Bart to 48 so he may not feel too generous about adding to your karma points.  I'd be happy to donate some of my points to you, if there is a way to do that. ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 27, 2019, 08:43:27 PM
Bart, my safe word is aWhopBabaLubaAwhopBamboo
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 27, 2019, 09:01:16 PM
@damon @anniem @StarrMountain   :) :) :)

That is a very nice gesture on your part. Back atcha!  But you really don't have to give me points..  if I could get the Bart to adjust my score to -4027 I would love it.  That way there's no way to go but Dowwwnnn..
You're a good guy @Scary Penis and you really don't want bad karma. Why do you want bad karma for? The only people who have neg karma are the dark side.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 27, 2019, 09:11:20 PM
Bart, my safe word is aWhopBabaLubaAwhopBamboo

Bumped ya +1 again, just for the helluvit. ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 28, 2019, 04:59:54 PM
Bart, I almost went to a dominatrix. Not kidding.

X-Cross and such. Flogging, the whip, the ouch that really smarts sort of thing.   Can't go through with it.  :-\

Damn scruples.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 28, 2019, 06:14:46 PM
Bart, I almost went to a dominatrix. Not kidding.

X-Cross and such. Flogging, the whip, the ouch that really smarts sort of thing.   Can't go through with it.  :-\

Damn scruples.
Ummm, when I hinted at your inclinations earlier in another thread you yelled at me. Now my feelings are hurt. Okay not really. But it sounded true for a minute.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on October 28, 2019, 06:41:43 PM
Ummm, when I hinted at your inclinations earlier in another thread you yelled at me. Now my feelings are hurt. Okay not really. But it sounded true for a minute.

It was likely true for that moment.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 28, 2019, 07:02:09 PM
Ummm, when I hinted at your inclinations earlier in another thread you yelled at me. Now my feelings are hurt. Okay not really. But it sounded true for a minute.
Well I was going to metaphorically hug you but if you're not really metaphorically hurt than what's the point. Guess it's the E-thought that counts.  :-*

Wait a minute! You never once said anything towards me suggesting that I may be into getting flogged and whipped. Which I'm not by the way
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 28, 2019, 09:18:26 PM
It was likely true for that moment.
Completely true.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 28, 2019, 09:19:25 PM
Well I was going to metaphorically hug you but if you're not really metaphorically hurt than what's the point. Guess it's the E-thought that counts.  :-*

Wait a minute! You never once said anything towards me suggesting that I may be into getting flogged and whipped. Which I'm not by the way
Too late. E scarred
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 28, 2019, 10:20:40 PM
Bart, I almost went to a dominatrix. Not kidding.

X-Cross and such. Flogging, the whip, the ouch that really smarts sort of thing.   Can't go through with it.  :-\

Damn scruples.

@Scary Penis  If she is holding a whip don't let her anywhere near your scruples
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 28, 2019, 10:26:29 PM
Bart, my safe word is aWhopBabaLubaAwhopBamboo

Why does Bart need to know your safe word? Are you two ... going together? ❤ I'm a little surprised but I do think you two would make a cute couple 😼
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 28, 2019, 10:38:47 PM
Why does Bart need to know your safe word? Are you two ... going together? ❤ I'm a little surprised but I do think you two would make a cute couple 😼
@VampireLily It's a funny safe-word. It made me laugh and that's all that matters. I came up with it because I was asked to come up with one. It would sound funny if one was blurting it out while in complete agony.  LOLOL  makes me laugh thinking about it. See it and hear it in your head, it's hysterical.   Don't ever question my ways again.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 28, 2019, 10:49:15 PM
@VampireLily It's a funny safe-word. It made me laugh and that's all that matters. I came up with it because I was asked to come up with one. It would sound funny if one was blurting it out while in complete agony.  LOLOL  makes me laugh thinking about it. See it and hear it in your head, it's hysterical.   Don't ever question my ways again.

Ok. It made me laugh too
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on October 29, 2019, 05:24:48 PM
Ok. It made me laugh too
Thank you for being able to clear your mind long enough to imagine such a happening. The sights, and the sounds. The screaming, crying and begging for mercy.  Better use that safe-word so she knows your "hard limits"  I don't mean me.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 30, 2019, 10:11:48 AM
Peach season is over 😔
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 01, 2019, 11:42:08 PM

Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 02, 2019, 03:47:45 AM
Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame

Nooo ghost chick was NOT lame!   ;)
Ghost chick was excellent.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on November 02, 2019, 04:45:30 AM
The Kingdom Of Bart will carry on. Thanks to people, music and humor. Thank you @Bart Ell
I adore Chimp Covfefe @ChimpCovfefe, Thank you @Mr Apnea .

“Oh What A Thread” What would Mrs. Thompson say? Clever reference not only to the song but also to the 1926 film”Oh What a Night”  ;)@Rikki Gins
 Abba – SOS AKA Ceiling Ghost. Mixed feelings about this one. I had some pity for Hw, since she did try. However, you reap what you sow. Job well done Monica the Ghost AKA @TigerLily .
Every Breath You Take — Sting’s ‘nasty little song’ was The Police’s @Ghost BEP  biggest hit. Once again BEP is on target.

 “Feliz Día de los Muertos”.


Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 02, 2019, 06:46:34 AM
The Kingdom Of Bart will carry on. Thanks to people, music and humor. Thank you @Bart Ell
I adore Chimp Covfefe @ChimpCovfefe, Thank you @Mr Apnea .

“Oh What A Thread” What would Mrs. Thompson say? Clever reference not only to the song but also to the 1926 film”Oh What a Night”  ;)@Rikki Gins
 Abba – SOS AKA Ceiling Ghost. Mixed feelings about this one. I had some pity for Hw, since she did try. However, you reap what you sow. Job well done Monica the Ghost AKA @TigerLily .
Every Breath You Take — Sting’s ‘nasty little song’ was The Police’s @Ghost BEP  biggest hit. Once again BEP is on target.

 “Feliz Día de los Muertos”.


Chimp also played the kazoo on his cover of Chase.

All the credit goes to @Mr Apnea for the after show as it was his creation.

THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2 (Series Finale) will be ten levels above all the others.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Mr Apnea on November 02, 2019, 11:00:11 AM
Chimp also played the kazoo on his cover of Chase.

All the credit goes to @Mr Apnea for the after show as it was his creation.

THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2 (Series Finale) will be ten levels above all the others.

Thank you Bart for the role.  I think I'm getting possessed by Chimp.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 02, 2019, 02:55:11 PM
Thank you Bart for the role.  I think I'm getting possessed by Chimp.

My dance moves will possess your soul

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 02, 2019, 02:56:03 PM
I adore Chimp Covfefe @ChimpCovfefe

I adore @FISH and frogs.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on November 02, 2019, 03:02:16 PM
I adore @FISH and frogs.

Oui oui!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on November 03, 2019, 06:09:05 PM
I adore @FISH and frogs.
@Chimp Covfefe you will always be a STAR to me.
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on November 03, 2019, 06:15:07 PM
Thank you Bart for the role.  I think I'm getting possessed by Chimp.
@Chimp Covfefe & @Mr Apnea word on the street IS...that you both will be on the TV show DANCING WITH THE STARS? Is it true?

https://abc.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on November 04, 2019, 12:26:11 AM
@VampireLily It's a funny safe-word. It made me laugh and that's all that matters. I came up with it because I was asked to come up with one. It would sound funny if one was blurting it out while in complete agony.  LOLOL  makes me laugh thinking about it. See it and hear it in your head, it's hysterical.   Don't ever question my ways again.

Or ecstasy? ::) ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Mr Apnea on November 04, 2019, 04:22:26 PM
@Chimp Covfefe & @Mr Apnea word on the street IS...that you both will be on the TV show DANCING WITH THE STARS? Is it true?

https://abc.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars

Yes @FISH. Chimp will dance with some young hot thing,  and I will do all his talking.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 04, 2019, 04:53:58 PM
Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame

I give Monica the ghost chick two thumbs up.  Great job @TigerLily!  You have a beautiful voice.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on November 04, 2019, 05:09:40 PM
Yes @FISH. Chimp will dance with some young hot thing,  and I will do all his talking.
Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Mr Apnea on November 04, 2019, 05:28:19 PM
Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?

Chimp's voice pushes my vocal cords to the high limit, so singing is going to be painfully bad.  That ok, I'll be mingling in the back while Chimp is dancing.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 04, 2019, 06:47:25 PM
Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?

Chimp has already recorded his next dance video.
He wanted the budget tripled so he could "have his dream come to life"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 04, 2019, 06:55:20 PM
Chimp has already recorded his next dance video.
He wanted the budget tripled so he could "have his dream come to life"
I've got to be honest here: I am scared fucking shitless by that, chimp.  I watch him in the thick of the woo and I can't tell whether he be friend or foe. I suspect foe because monkeys can be really mean, and they have rancid breathe too. Double whammy!  That one chimp tore that lady's face off in Florida. I just don't know.

Why can't we have a giraffe? I like giraffes.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 04, 2019, 06:58:11 PM
That one chimp tore that lady's face off in Florida. I just don't know.


Have you heard of resting bitch face? She has a resting in pieces bitch face.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 04, 2019, 07:02:30 PM
And this is where I say goodnight.

#RunAway! #FAST
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 04, 2019, 07:13:00 PM
Why can't we have a giraffe? I like giraffes.

Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 04, 2019, 07:17:11 PM
Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.

Just as long as he doesn't ride the Chefist slaying deer.   I don't think I could handle that.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 04, 2019, 07:22:38 PM
Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.
I vote for this!
Not it for chimp-giraffe related cleanup.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 04, 2019, 07:35:58 PM
I vote for this!
Not it for chimp-giraffe related cleanup.
I will water and feed the fucking giraffe ok? You will water and feed me! Oh, and I require various walks throughout the day.

PS Bring a pooper scooper!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 04, 2019, 07:57:04 PM
I will water and feed the fucking giraffe ok? You will water and feed me! Oh, and I require various walks throughout the day.

PS Bring a pooper scooper!
I should have seen this coming. Mac and cheese, right?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 04, 2019, 08:10:53 PM
Mac and cheese, right?
Play yer cards right ;) ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 08, 2019, 08:30:55 PM
Bart,

We were at a sushi place tonight and I decided to ask the owner for a Reserved table sign for my bar.  He charged me ten dollars for a piece of cardboard. I offered him a $20. if he threw in a Guinness coaster (not pictured)

I feel like guests are showing up any minute!  Although if they did I would want them to leave immediately.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 08, 2019, 08:55:09 PM
Bart,

We were at a sushi place tonight and I decided to ask the owner for a Reserved table sign for my bar.  He charged me ten dollars for a piece of cardboard. I offered him a $20. if he threw in a Guinness coaster (not pictured)

I feel like guests are showing up any minute!  Although if they did I would want them to leave immediately.



I had a Lynch Kamikaze that I bought for $80 at a garage sale.
I miss the days when people couldn't just Google the value of things.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 08, 2019, 09:13:30 PM
I had a Lynch Kamikaze that I bought for $80 at a garage sale.
GET! OUT!  Seriously. An ESP? LTD makes them for a third the price and you can hear, and feel it right away when you pick one up and plug it in. That said the LTD versions ain't too bad. Just not the ESP.  Kind of like an Epiphone Les Paul. 80 FKN dollars :o :o Even if it is an LTD.   You still have it??????

Not surprised you zero'd right in on those two. The Snakes n Skulls is Lynch signed (truss cover) and apparently once played by him. He used a silver sharpie and it seems to rub off rather easy to I removed it.  It currently sits in a zip-lock baggy in the ESP case.  I should put it up on the wall.


BTW  I've had 41 members pm me to ask me why this thread isn't a sticky. This is because I still can't nail the 3rd verse of Noory. Isn't it!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 09, 2019, 04:58:11 AM
GET! OUT!  Seriously. An ESP? LTD makes them for a third the price and you can hear, and feel it right away when you pick one up and plug it in. That said the LTD versions ain't too bad. Just not the ESP.  Kind of like an Epiphone Les Paul. 80 FKN dollars :o :o Even if it is an LTD.   You still have it??????

Not surprised you zero'd right in on those two. The Snakes n Skulls is Lynch signed (truss cover) and apparently once played by him. He used a silver sharpie and it seems to rub off rather easy to I removed it.  It currently sits in a zip-lock baggy in the ESP case.  I should put it up on the wall.


BTW  I've had 41 members pm me to ask me why this thread isn't a sticky. This is because I still can't nail the 3rd verse of Noory. Isn't it!

Yes, the ESP version.
I got rid of it in the great selloff of 2015.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on November 09, 2019, 10:16:31 AM
BTW  I've had 41 members...

@KSM  In a row?  :o

 ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 09, 2019, 10:25:22 AM
@KSM  In a row?  :o

 ;D

Any more than 17 seems like overkill.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 09, 2019, 01:22:38 PM
Yes, the ESP version.
I got rid of it in the great selloff of 2015.
@Bart Ell We, you and I were out of touch in 2015 due to the "ham incident" or I would've bought it.  Curious, how much did you get for it?

@KSM  In a row?  :o

 ;D
Yes! I'm a real trooper!  ;D

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 10, 2019, 07:03:21 AM
@Bart Ell We, you and I were out of touch in 2015 due to the "ham incident" or I would've bought it.  Curious, how much did you get for it?


Around 4 thousand.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 10, 2019, 05:06:24 PM
Around 4 thousand.
@Bart Ell Wow. I still would've bought it. Two is better than one.  I would still like to get my hands on a Mr. scary. :-* Just the thought of that axe..  I better lay down..
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 10, 2019, 05:10:12 PM
My wife cut the ends of a baguette this evening. She buttered one up and told me to "eat the bum" she was not amused at my nose snort laugh.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on November 11, 2019, 06:35:05 AM
My wife cut the ends of a baguette this evening. She buttered one up and told me to "eat the bum" she was not amused at my nose snort laugh.

Was it an itty bitty bum?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 11, 2019, 01:22:54 PM
Was it an itty bitty bum?
Warmed
Perfectly shaped
Evenly spread/buttered

Should've ate both

But at the end of the day, it was just a piece of bread.  :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 12, 2019, 05:04:07 PM
Bart, tonight at a half-assed bar & Grill place I had the Old Lady Bunion Shavings Soup. Ver, very chewy. Smelled bad too. But it's high protein so I'm all in.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on November 12, 2019, 09:33:05 PM
Bart, tonight at a half-assed bar & Grill place I had the Old Lady Bunion Shavings Soup. Ver, very chewy. Smelled bad too. But it's high protein so I'm all in.
BOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on November 13, 2019, 12:46:58 AM
Bart, tonight at a half-assed bar & Grill place I had the Old Lady Bunion Shavings Soup. Ver, very chewy. Smelled bad too. But it's high protein so I'm all in.

Old Ladies are supposed to have bunions???  Huh.  Guess I didn't get the memo. ;) ;D
(Never had a bunion in my life, and I'm too old to start now). ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 14, 2019, 01:40:37 PM
Bart,

I am not an officer, nor am I a gentlemen.  More like a long haired girl boy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 19, 2019, 11:35:43 AM
Unfortunately, I have a Thanksgiving funeral to go to.  :( Today I am sad. Yesterday I was angry. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 19, 2019, 12:49:12 PM
Yesterday I was overly sensitive. Today I am very angry because my job got bumped a full week and I'm out $1400. for the job I turned down in order to secure the bumped job.  >:(

CockSuckin' Fucks!!  >:( >:( >:( ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 19, 2019, 12:56:41 PM
Bart,

I am not an officer, nor am I a gentlemen.  More like a long haired girl boy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No @KSM you are a long haired girly boy!

https://twitter.com/ChimpCovfefe/status/1195083280284037121

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 19, 2019, 01:13:34 PM
No @KSM you are a long haired girly boy!

https://twitter.com/ChimpCovfefe/status/1195083280284037121
LOL Dinkface.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Rikki Gins on November 19, 2019, 01:18:34 PM
Unfortunately, I have a Thanksgiving funeral to go to.  :( Today I am sad. Yesterday I was angry. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.

Sorry for your sadness, PolkaDot.  I hope you feel better as time goes by.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 19, 2019, 04:04:15 PM
Unfortunately, I have a Thanksgiving funeral to go to.  :( Today I am sad. Yesterday I was angry. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.

I'm sorry you are sad and were angry. Sorry you have had a loss. I hope you feel better very soon.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 19, 2019, 06:24:41 PM
No @KSM you are a long haired girly boy!

@Chimp Covfefe You're 18 inches tall without any discernable genitalia. You can't win this. Nadda!





Yeah, @PolkaDot hope the rest of your week gets better 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 19, 2019, 07:26:15 PM
Thanks guys. It is the human experience I suppose. I appreciate all your kind words.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 19, 2019, 07:34:24 PM
Yesterday I was overly sensitive. Today I am very angry because my job got bumped a full week and I'm out $1400. for the job I turned down in order to secure the bumped job.  >:(

CockSuckin' Fucks!!  >:( >:( >:( ::)
Nobody wishes me my 1400 back :'(

 ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 19, 2019, 07:48:40 PM
Nobody wishes me my 1400 back :'(

 ;D
I hope you get your $$$ back. NOW GET BACK ON THE POLE!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 19, 2019, 07:51:06 PM
Nobody wishes me my 1400 back :'(

 ;D

I just did.
Should be fine.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 19, 2019, 08:10:05 PM
Lol  well thank you to both of you. +2  :)

Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?

I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)

I'm stumped :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 19, 2019, 08:14:40 PM
Lol  well thank you to both of you. +2  :)

Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?

I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)
.
I'm stumped :-[
[/Dang, now I’m not sure which to choose either
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 19, 2019, 08:17:03 PM
Lol  well thank you to both of you. +2  :)

Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?

I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)

I'm stumped :-[

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 19, 2019, 09:34:01 PM
Lol  well thank you to both of you. +2  :)

Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?

I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)
.
I'm stumped :-[
[/Dang, now I’m not sure which to choose either

You didn't post that properly. Your answer/response was inside the
Quote
Please try harder next time.   :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 20, 2019, 08:33:47 AM
@Chimp Covfefe You're 18 inches tall without any discernable genitalia. You can't win this. Nadda!


Bart is a fucking prude and uses CGI to hide my giant dong. If you look closely at the ground in my dance video you will see craters it made. You took the first swing @KSM but I will end you and your girly boyness.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on November 20, 2019, 08:36:47 AM
Bart is a fucking prude and uses CGI to hide my giant dong. If you look closely at the ground in my dance video you will see craters it made. You took the first swing @KSM but I will end you and your girly boyness.


😯 Who gets the Penis title around here!?


Chimp V. @KSM
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on November 20, 2019, 10:16:47 AM

😯 Who gets the Penis title around here!?


Chimp V. @KSM
Getting the feeling you're about to be tag teamed by a monkey and a guitar.

#RiskyBusiness #StretchedAnus #Ain'tGonnaPooRight #FunnyWalk
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 20, 2019, 11:01:00 AM

😯 Who gets the Penis title around here!?


Chimp V. @KSM

Dangle in the Jungle
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 20, 2019, 11:13:20 AM
Dangle in the Jungle
I've been trying for months to have this thread moved to sticky status. That comments ::) is not helping.

@BrightEyes I appreciate your fandom but there are other things you can post about.  :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on November 20, 2019, 11:26:53 AM
I've been trying for months to have this thread moved to sticky status. That comments ::) is not helping.

@BrightEyes I appreciate your fandom but there are other things you can post about.  :-[
message received.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 20, 2019, 11:37:48 AM
message received.
Well don't be like that!

Ok just forget I said anything. I want you to keep going the way you were. I was outta line, sorry. C'mon :)  hug
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 20, 2019, 01:35:56 PM
Well don't be like that!

Ok just forget I said anything. I want you to keep going the way you were. I was outta line, sorry. C'mon :)  hug

Wuss
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on November 20, 2019, 01:54:55 PM
Well don't be like that!

Ok just forget I said anything. I want you to keep going the way you were. I was outta line, sorry. C'mon :)  hug


<3 daaawwww, @KSM you know you are my favorite!


I will never talk about my ding-a-ling hanging on the ground like an elephant trunk.


I promise!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 20, 2019, 02:23:42 PM


my ding-a-ling

:o
If you have one, please - - PLEEAASE stop obsessing about mine :o  It's no wonder everybody has me on ignore. Look at the conversations I get sucked into.   :-[

Wuss
@TigerLily  Niiiice Wussy!  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 20, 2019, 06:59:38 PM
@TigerLily  Niiiice Wussy!  ;D

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 20, 2019, 07:10:59 PM
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rattlesnake smile
@TigerLily You got a lot going on there!  :)    Well done, Grasshopper.

@BrightEyes I'm sorry. I know you're not a guy. Was just a jooooooooke. Didn't have to put me on ignore :-\ And you can smite me all ya want. Every time I sign in I try and get you a little closer to the positive. Tell ya what. Open up your  PMs and I'll send you a link.. beautiful things await :)  It will be like visiting the zoo!

Well, that's one more :P
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on November 20, 2019, 09:13:01 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Aquarius on November 20, 2019, 11:34:11 PM
Thanks guys. It is the human experience I suppose. I appreciate all your kind words.

@PolkaDot, I only saw this belatedly. Please accept my sincere condolences, these life events are never easy. I hope your sad heart will heal reasonably quickly.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 22, 2019, 08:49:11 PM
I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening.      Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens ;) Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow..   yep  Gonna be a loud day.  ;D

It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. 8) Groowwwwagrrrr

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 22, 2019, 09:07:44 PM
I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening.      Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens ;) Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow..   yep  Gonna be a loud day.  ;D

It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. 8) Groowwwwagrrrr

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A little passive aggressive, aren't we?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 22, 2019, 09:31:27 PM
A little passive aggressive, aren't we?
That's how I set the stage for sexual manipulation. Sometimes anger is a great springboard for, stuff ;)  Other times normal organic stuff is good too.

Cake's all gone..   ;)

Dinner was great though.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 23, 2019, 03:15:55 PM
I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening.      Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens ;) Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow..   yep  Gonna be a loud day.  ;D

It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. 8) Groowwwwagrrrr

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Aren't you worried it'll be gone- and have been taken to the trash without a word?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 23, 2019, 08:38:24 PM
Aren't you worried it'll be gone- and have been taken to the trash without a word?
@PolkaDot Things didn't go as planned. She may have broken her pinky toe while walking by *Cough* into it very early this morning while the sun was still down.  I awoke into a very negative environment.. No sugar for bad boy   >:(

Table saw would've worked better because it's huge, she wouldn't have walked into that thing. Perhaps this merits an unladylike nose snort?  :P

By God the floors in my house are beautiful :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 23, 2019, 09:21:34 PM
@PolkaDot Things didn't go as planned. She may have broken her pinky toe while walking by *Cough* into it very early this morning while the sun was still down.  I awoke into a very negative environment.. No sugar for bad boy   >:(

Table saw would've worked better because it's huge, she wouldn't have walked into that thing. Perhaps this merits an unladylike nose snort?  :P

By God the floors in my house are beautiful :)

I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 09:29:45 PM


... By God the floors in my house are beautiful :)


That was actually my first thought before I even noticed the apparatus. Cedar? Redwood? I know nothing about flooring but that color and the grain are beautiful

Interesting. I'm posting at you like you are a normal person. When did that evolve? I would ask Bart but this is the tell don't ask thread
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 23, 2019, 09:32:09 PM

I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.

Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 23, 2019, 09:38:28 PM

I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.
"bummer,morning"  <-- You should space that out ::)  Ya know, the coma..  That's what the red squiggly line is for before you actually POST!

I'll get whatever I want tomorrow morning. I'm adorable
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 09:51:04 PM
Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.

Be sure to get a pedi right before your surgery. That way the surgeon will take one look at those beautiful digits and will make sure to do their best work. Kind of like straightening up your house before the housekeeper comes over

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 23, 2019, 10:05:39 PM
Be sure to get a pedi right before your surgery. That way the surgeon will take one look at those beautiful digits and will make sure to do their best work. Kind of like straightening up your house before the housekeeper comes over

NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 23, 2019, 10:11:41 PM
NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.
OMG Annie!  I hope the Dr. isn't md md!  OMG!! Noooooo
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 23, 2019, 10:12:44 PM
Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.
I doubt it but you should try anyway!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 10:14:13 PM

@KSM . Your avatar.  Is that Snowsquatch?!? 🙀
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 10:15:50 PM
NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.

oh. Well it seemed like a good idea
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 23, 2019, 10:18:38 PM
@KSM . Your avatar.  Is that Snowsquatch?!? 🙀
#Verasquatch  ?


Hi'ya dot!  *wavy bill hand* @PolkaDot  +1  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 23, 2019, 10:34:03 PM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!

Worlds will collide!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 10:52:53 PM
 
@PolkaDot  I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on November 23, 2019, 11:01:54 PM

@PolkaDot  I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
@TigerLily  Eh' PumpkinHead, +1

You owe me a negative, Beotch squared!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 23, 2019, 11:06:03 PM
@TigerLily  Eh' PumpkinHead, +1

You owe me a negative, Beotch squared!

Ok. But I would prefer to give you a swift kick in the ass 😾

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 04:49:23 AM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!

Worlds will collide!!!!

Worlds will collide.
A woo forum will have an actual bigfoot as a member!
That wasn't nice.
Apologies to the giant footed lady.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on November 24, 2019, 06:42:09 AM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!

Worlds will collide!!!!

Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 10:14:38 AM

@PolkaDot  I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
Nope. I do not respond to unsolicited begging.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 10:18:16 AM


That was actually my first thought before I even noticed the apparatus. Cedar? Redwood? I know nothing about flooring but that color and the grain are beautiful

Interesting. I'm posting at you like you are a normal person. When did that evolve? I would ask Bart but this is the tell don't ask thread

let's play guess the flooring: Red Oak
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 11:55:01 AM
OMG Annie!  I hope the Dr. isn't md md!  OMG!! Noooooo

No, definitely not. Mine is the chief of the specialty I need, and I have known him for many years. Many of my former co-workers have gone to him.
I am safe
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 11:55:41 AM
oh. Well it seemed like a good idea

It does to me too. I'm torn.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 11:56:43 AM
@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo.  If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!
Worlds will collide!!!!

NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 12:52:02 PM
NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.

I can't have that.

Hahahahaha
laughing at. Not with.. I get it.

Nope. I do not respond to unsolicited begging.
I have not begged. I have earned.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 12:55:05 PM
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.

Hm. Perhaps you are needing an alternate personality before she joins. One that is as sweet and nice as she knows you to be. Will that work?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 02:32:20 PM
NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?

Bring on the wife!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on November 24, 2019, 02:36:37 PM
Bring on the wife!

I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 02:38:09 PM
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.

I can't have that.
laughing at. Not with.. I get it.
I have not begged. I have earned.
I don't know who Ronald DeFeo is.
I imagined a Vincent Price laugh.
OK fine, but it's against my better judgment. Please don't take it as encouragement.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 02:38:29 PM
I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases.
I like her all ready.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 24, 2019, 03:16:44 PM

I have a suggestion for Ms. @KSM identity when she joins: The Valkyrie
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 24, 2019, 04:34:40 PM
I like her all ready.

Not a fan of foreplay?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 06:16:50 PM
I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases. 
Who's your source? @GravitySucks   8)

I like her all ready.

it would be like having another You and TL all rolled into one.    Not. Into It. @PolkaDot BTW Ronald DaFeo Jr. was the guy who killed his family in the Amityville incident. He's good people!

The Valkyrie
Wouldn't be far from it. @TigerLily

Perhaps someone would like to.. oh.. I dunno.... TELL BART SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE???
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 07:29:28 PM
Not a fan of foreplay?
Not particularly.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 07:38:59 PM
Perhaps someone would like to.. oh.. I dunno.... TELL BART SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE???

Bart, you rule.
Also don't forget to let me know when KSM's wife arrive so I can extend a friendly greeting.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 08:32:42 PM
Bart, you rule.
Also don't forget to let me know when KSM's wife arrive so I can extend a friendly greeting.
IF, it happens..

I put far too much pork in the meatballs today. The sauce was divine but the ball-meat-ratio sucked. I do like to throw a few minced strawberries in the marinara.

Annie, this is what I'm telling you. Nobody else   :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 08:35:36 PM
IF, it happens..

I put far too much pork in the meatballs today. The sauce was divine but the ball-meat-ratio sucked. I do like to throw a few minced strawberries in the marinara.

Annie, this is what I'm telling you. Nobody else   :D

Sounds nice anyway. Strawberries! Does that cut the acidity some?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 08:59:37 PM
Strawberries! Does that cut the acidity some?
To a degree, yes it does but I like the natural sugars and even.. floral notes? :o Like good Scotch. Not a lot of them but just enough..  Been doing it for years. I'll pick off a heap o' cherry tomatoes and a handful of said berries. Pulse it all in the food processor a few times and that's my canvas. Got all kinds of sweets growing around the yard/compound ;D

Exhibit A - Ratio

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 24, 2019, 09:02:13 PM
floral notes?

Girly boy language.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 09:03:45 PM
Girly boy language.
Scotch appreciation language!!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Chimp Covfefe on November 24, 2019, 09:06:17 PM
Scotch appreciation language!!!!!

Go play with your flower wagon, girly boy!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 24, 2019, 09:07:28 PM
To a degree, yes it does but I like the natural sugars and even.. floral notes? :o Like good Scotch. Not a lot of them but just enough..  Been doing it for years. I'll pick off a heap o' cherry tomatoes and a handful of said berries. Pulse it all in the food processor a few times and that's my canvas. Got all kinds of sweets growing around the yard/compound ;D

Exhibit A - Ratio

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Sounds like something I shall try.  :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 09:18:29 PM
Sounds like something I shall try.  :)
@anniem I hope you do! BTW The beer in the picture is to enjoyed separately.  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 09:20:06 PM
flower wagon
Now there's the band name you're looking for ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 24, 2019, 09:20:11 PM
Not particularly.

Well. This is where we part ways. I imagine you are an all business kinda woman. Quit fooling around and get to the good stuff. Right?  Where I like the slow burn and big build up
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 24, 2019, 09:48:12 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 24, 2019, 10:10:36 PM
LOL  horny bimbo's. Just get laid already.. Audibly cracked up. Goofballs
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on November 25, 2019, 03:21:42 AM
@anniem I hope you do! BTW The beer in the picture is to enjoyed separately.  ;D

That'd be an important part of the recipe, right?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on November 25, 2019, 04:15:38 AM
Dammit @Bart Ell the ads keep showing me that Native Instruments has a 50% off sale for Thanksgiving. I don’t need to be spending money.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 25, 2019, 05:28:27 AM
Dammit @Bart Ell the ads keep showing me that Native Instruments has a 50% off sale for Thanksgiving. I don’t need to be spending money.

A quality product at full price!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 25, 2019, 10:06:25 AM
LOL  horny bimbo's. Just get laid already.. Audibly cracked up. Goofballs

Threatened by women expressing their sexuality?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 25, 2019, 11:32:16 AM
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Not your best comeback. I'm embarrassed for you. > :-[<

But to answer you, question? No, not at all. I live with it every day and I love it.  I was simply saying that you two seem like you need a steady dick.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 25, 2019, 11:43:50 AM
Not your best comeback. I'm embarrassed for you. > :-[<

But to answer you, question? No, not at all. I live with it every day and I love it.  I was simply saying that you two seem like you need a steady dick.

Typical. Men discuss sex and they are Presidents. Women discuss sex and they are needy? You wish
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 25, 2019, 01:13:12 PM
Typical. Men discuss sex and they are Presidents. Women discuss sex and they are needy? You wish
Oh c'mon lady, that kind of equality based statement hasn't held water for years and you know it, but you still like to throw it out just in case it sticks.
You People achieved equality (and then some) years ago but it's never enough. My lesser half employs one woman and SEVEN men who all have to answer to her! She hires and fires and she's just a drop in the bucket when it comes to women being in charge in the work force. And in life in general.. You almost had a gargoyle lady (snort laugh) President. But she LOST! Good thing too. I'm genuinely happy for my neighbors. Even the stupid ones ;)

-I'm KSM
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 25, 2019, 07:20:04 PM
LOL  horny bimbo's. Just get laid already.. Audibly cracked up. Goofballs
Really? You're going to go there? Interesting choice.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 25, 2019, 07:33:37 PM
Oh c'mon lady, that kind of equality based statement hasn't held water for years and you know it, but you still like to throw it out just in case it sticks.
You People achieved equality (and then some) years ago but it's never enough. My lesser half employs one woman and SEVEN men who all have to answer to her! She hires and fires and she's just a drop in the bucket when it comes to women being in charge in the work force. And in life in general.. You almost had a gargoyle lady (snort laugh) President. But she LOST! Good thing too. I'm genuinely happy for my neighbors. Even the stupid ones ;)

-I'm KSM
What your spouse does is not a reflection on your character. It just means she puts up with your shit for any number of reasons. So don't try and use her as a shield. Secondly, don't be an idiot. Lots of us are VERY glad we didn't get Hillary as a prez and certainly didn't vote for her- for reasons that have NOTHING TO DO with her being a woman. Just like not liking or voting for the asinine excuse of a president we currently have has nothing to do with his being a man. Stop slinging shit, I'm tired of ducking.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 25, 2019, 07:53:14 PM
What your spouse does is not a reflection on your character. It just means she puts up with your shit for any number of reasons. So don't try and use her as a shield. Secondly, don't be an idiot. Lots of us are VERY glad we didn't get Hillary as a prez and certainly didn't vote for her- for reasons that have NOTHING TO DO with her being a woman. Just like not liking or voting for the asinine excuse of a president we currently have has nothing to do with his being a man. Stop slinging shit, I'm tired of ducking.
Slinging shit, really? LOL That's a laugh. Hahaha!

My spouse, or as you like to say "spousal unit" (sounds like a plastic device in the second drawer that may require batteries ;)) is a PERFECT example of how a WOMAN can ascend to a point of power in todays world. And please if you can  ::) tell me how I used my wife as a shield - and how I brought my character into this? I didn't! I used my wife as an example or even a statistic! As usual you come unprepared with a dimly lit argument. Another empty bag for Dorothy.

Hilary is also an example of female equality for what SHOULD BE obvious reasons. I don't care who you voted for and I certainly wouldn't assume you voted for her simply because she's a ...woman... Your "tired of ducking" okay, stop ducking! Seems rather simple to me.  :-\

You got a real frog up yer arse honey. Go take a shit, Dot.

I'll give ya this. You actually made it past one sentence. Kind of a hallmark for you.

- I'm KSM
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 25, 2019, 08:53:54 PM
Slinging shit, really? LOL That's a laugh. Hahaha!

My spouse, or as you like to say "spousal unit" (sounds like a plastic device in the second drawer that may require batteries ;)) is a PERFECT example of how a WOMAN can ascend to a point of power in todays world. And please if you can  ::) tell me how I used my wife as a shield - and how I brought my character into this? I didn't! I used my wife as an example or even a statistic! As usual you come unprepared with a dimly lit argument. Another empty bag for Dorothy.

Hilary is also an example of female equality for what SHOULD BE obvious reasons. I don't care who you voted for and I certainly wouldn't assume you voted for her simply because she's a ...woman... Your "tired of ducking" okay, stop ducking! Seems rather simple to me.  :-\

You got a real frog up yer arse honey. Go take a shit, Dot.

I'll give ya this. You actually made it past one sentence. Kind of a hallmark for you.

- I'm KSM
Oh, sweety, I don't think you understand how statistics work. That's OK, don't get your feathers ruffled. Do you feel better?  I'll try and keep it to shorter paragraphs in the future, bless your heart.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 25, 2019, 08:55:54 PM

- I'm KSM

You're an ASS
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 25, 2019, 08:58:21 PM
You're an ASS
hole  ;) And in case you haven't noticed, I'm also moonlighting as a Douche ;)

BTW  +1 Polka too +1
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 26, 2019, 12:07:53 AM
Oh, sweety, I don't think you understand how statistics work. That's OK, don't get your feathers ruffled. Do you feel better?  I'll try and keep it to shorter paragraphs in the future, bless your heart.
Hmm, I missed this one while replying to the other Girl-Power floosy.   Once Again!! What you say is void of any real content! That's a low level response you came back with. Heh, not surprised.   You're hardly working that double digit IQ of yours on all thrusters.    If you want to continue down this road, you're gonna need all you can Muster, Mister!  Rest up ;)  You imply that I have Feathers - I'm not a bird! Although if I was I'd be a turkey for you to ingest and digest in a matter of days! ;D ;D ;D MMmmmm butter basted KSM :-* :P

But really! Reading comprehension: Work on it!

Right now you're yelling in your sleep. Farting too! YUCK!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on November 26, 2019, 07:40:18 AM
Right now you're yelling in your sleep. Farting too! YUCK!

Nope.  That would be Eric Swalwell! ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 26, 2019, 07:48:02 AM
Nope.  That would be Eric Swalwell! ;D

You sleep with Eric Swalwell? Nice!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on November 26, 2019, 11:41:05 AM
You sleep with Eric Swalwell? Nice!
Why don't you go after the ksm, that dimwit fucktard owned you and the other hussy with ease and you lil feminist beotches just sit back and take it? Wow

#RunAway ______>
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 26, 2019, 11:42:35 AM
Why don't you go after the ksm, that dimwit fucktard owned you and the other hussy with ease and you lil feminist beotches just sit back and take it? Wow

#RunAway ______>

Who?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 26, 2019, 12:54:16 PM
Hmm, I missed this one while replying to the other Girl-Power floosy.   Once Again!! What you say is void of any real content! That's a low level response you came back with. Heh, not surprised.   You're hardly working that double digit IQ of yours on all thrusters.    If you want to continue down this road, you're gonna need all you can Muster, Mister!  Rest up ;)  You imply that I have Feathers - I'm not a bird! Although if I was I'd be a turkey for you to ingest and digest in a matter of days! ;D ;D ;D MMmmmm butter basted KSM :-* :P

But really! Reading comprehension: Work on it!

Right now you're yelling in your sleep. Farting too! YUCK!
Darling, your heavy content reply is amazing. All that name calling and innuendo. I can tell you have important, manly, fact laden information to share. Impressive. Please, do go on. I'm absolutely riveted.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on November 26, 2019, 02:00:30 PM
Hey you Dr. MD MD wannabes - this is the tell Bart thread and you're not telling him. You're telling each other. Straighten out.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on November 26, 2019, 02:46:43 PM
Hey you Dr. MD MD wannabes - this is the tell Bart thread and you're not telling him. You're telling each other. Straighten out.

The voice of reason
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on November 26, 2019, 04:44:08 PM
Hey you Dr. MD MD wannabes - this is the tell Bart thread and you're not telling him. You're telling each other. Straighten out.
You’re right, of course.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 26, 2019, 04:52:43 PM
Darling
That's all I was looking for.  :)


Juan, No need to white knight. Cute, but completely unnecessary.

1. I was around long before MD ever showed up. Please keep in mind that I am currently operating as a douche.
2. They started it.
3. I started this thread, I know what it's about ;)


Bart, I just got back from a facial and scalp massage. It's hard to fit the happy ending into a facial..   Next time I'll book the ab massage.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Aquarius on November 26, 2019, 09:10:34 PM
let's play guess the flooring: Red Oak

Belatedly time traveling here... cherry? Really beautiful whatever wood it is!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Aquarius on November 26, 2019, 09:12:05 PM
Hm. Perhaps you are needing an alternate personality before she joins. One that is as sweet and nice as she knows you to be. Will that work?

Wait, wait, isn't he the extreme moderator? Couldn't he cheat and delete his "dangerous" posts and we might not ever know the difference? I'm not advocating CHEATING, of course, but then again...  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 26, 2019, 09:54:34 PM
Wait, wait, isn't he the extreme moderator? Couldn't he cheat and delete his "dangerous" posts and we might not ever know the difference? I'm not advocating CHEATING, of course, but then again...  ;)
@Aquarius I stand behind every single post. No need to delete when I'm in the right. 


why does everybody keep talking about      it
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Aquarius on November 26, 2019, 10:03:27 PM
@Aquarius I stand behind every single post. No need to delete when I'm in the right. 


why does everybody keep talking about      it

Ha! Good luck then, and let us know if the wife shows up here! Heh heh...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 26, 2019, 10:15:46 PM
Ha! Good luck then, and let us know if the wife shows up here! Heh heh...
Thanks. Yeah.. if she shows up.   I guess I'll have to break the news to her that the Christmas woo has been cancelled.  Outta sight = outta mind = she won't be showing up. Ya'll just wanna see me squirm. There would be a huge void if I left.

She wouldn't be any fun anyway (for me) Just be one more self righteous hen in the henhouse lookin' to fuck up ma' shit.  Take back your point if you want. Don't care
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PBR Street Gang on November 29, 2019, 12:25:32 AM
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 29, 2019, 12:38:07 AM
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Oh shit, you have to visit the I'm a stupid cunt thread first. Geesh man, I thought that was common knowledge.   :-[

@Bart Ell Please make the "I'm a stupid cunt" thread a sticky.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on November 29, 2019, 04:57:46 AM
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 29, 2019, 08:31:29 AM
Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.
You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out. ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 29, 2019, 11:37:41 AM
I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!

Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 29, 2019, 11:38:07 AM
You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out. ::)

Too busy eating paste.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 29, 2019, 11:38:45 AM
Not even a decent troll.  Your shit is weak.

Weak and full of blood.
Bloody stool.
Poor fella.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 29, 2019, 07:44:38 PM
Here's a Tell, and to a degree and Ask but it's more of a Tell so here goes..

Tonight's featured ravioli was pepperoni and cheese ???  Sounds kind of odd but it was spectacular. The guy has cooked all over the world so you think he'd name his foodstuffs a little better. Glad it didn't taste like pizza. Smoked mozzarella and really nice minced house made pepperoni. Add the mushroom medley and I was drooling.

And now for the ask. Bart do you like Ted?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on November 29, 2019, 07:50:30 PM
Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate.  ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: DaveScottSOR on November 29, 2019, 08:14:10 PM
Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?

I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 30, 2019, 12:45:21 PM
I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.

I think his dad spermed in his eye at the family Thanksgiving fuck party.
Usually his mother would swallow it all up but some of it went rogue and spermed him in the eye.
Sad.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 30, 2019, 12:46:01 PM
Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate.  ::)

Seems like a tiny shit, too.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 30, 2019, 12:51:07 PM
Seems like a tiny shit, too.
Delicious tiny wrinkled shits in a savory brown sauce.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on November 30, 2019, 12:53:10 PM
savory brown sauce.

Did the chef name the sauce, too?
GET HIM A THESAURUS!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on November 30, 2019, 04:50:00 PM
While cleaning up before everybody gets here I noticed the shark cordless vacuum is in the key of A. Thank God this song was playing or I would've never known.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 02, 2019, 02:59:18 PM
OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 02, 2019, 03:18:46 PM
OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
First you calm down. You cannot let this go though. You will find a way to crystalize your thoughts effectively without embarrassing yourself or your child. I suggest a whiskey and a punching bag if need be.

Standing in for Bart today. Sorry

+1 if it helps. But it doesn't
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on December 02, 2019, 05:59:15 PM
OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.

Try the first. If it fails, go to the second.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 02, 2019, 06:08:28 PM
Try the first. If it fails, go to the second.
*cough* kinda cuttin in on my action, Annie..  By now she's already shitfaced and in cuffs for physically assaulting two lack of educationites.  But they had it comin' I say >:(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on December 02, 2019, 06:42:15 PM
*cough* kinda cuttin in on my action, Annie..  By now she's already shitfaced and in cuffs for physically assaulting two lack of educationites.  But they had it comin' I say >:(

Did I? Wups!

I TAKE IT BACK

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 03, 2019, 04:26:49 PM
Encountered a female security guard on a power-trip this afternoon while ringing my bell. Took everything in me to keep my composure - I could've cut her to fucking ribbons in seconds. Purple haired little cunt.

EDIT: @PolkaDot   How'd the teacher thing go..  or..  when's your trial begin?  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 03, 2019, 06:32:50 PM
Encountered a female security guard on a power-trip this afternoon while ringing my bell. Took everything in me to keep my composure - I could've cut her to fucking ribbons in seconds. Purple haired little cunt.

EDIT: @PolkaDot   How'd the teacher thing go..  or..  when's your trial begin?  ;)
I gave him a black eye and broke a nail in the process. Two Wednesdays from now.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 03, 2019, 06:34:35 PM
Was kind of looking for the truth..  guess that'll have to do.  :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 03, 2019, 06:36:20 PM
@KSM kidding. You'd be very proud of me. Well, maybe not you - but someone would be.
I wrote the email I wanted to write (but didn't send it). Had a good workout. Wrote a mostly positive sounding email requesting specific actions and invited myself to his office for an appointment. We'll see what happens. I think I could take him if it comes to that.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 03, 2019, 06:44:24 PM
@KSM kidding. You'd be very proud of me. Well, maybe not you - but someone would be.
I wrote the email I wanted to write (but didn't send it). Had a good workout. Wrote a mostly positive sounding email requesting specific actions and invited myself to his office for an appointment. We'll see what happens. I think I could take him if it comes to that.
Damn girl, you awesome!  Don't beat em' up. Might turn him on. Oh wait, that's me :P
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 06, 2019, 12:25:15 PM
Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!

Freeeedommmmm
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: BrightEyes on December 06, 2019, 12:37:57 PM
Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!

Freeeedommmmm
yum  ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on December 06, 2019, 01:18:00 PM
Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!
Who can tell with all that hair?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 06, 2019, 01:50:31 PM
Who can tell with all that hair?
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on December 06, 2019, 01:50:48 PM
Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!

Freeeedommmmm

Pics or it didn't happen. Wide angle
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 06, 2019, 01:53:53 PM
Pics or it didn't happen. Wide angle
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on December 06, 2019, 02:02:56 PM
Who can tell with all that hair?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on December 06, 2019, 02:57:06 PM
Who can tell with all that hair?

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 06, 2019, 03:33:42 PM
Pics or it didn't happen. Wide angle
Oh but it did happen 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 11, 2019, 08:16:08 PM
Bart, what scares me is that almost every member here with the exception of myself and a few others has a bustle in their hedgerow and they don't even know it.  :'(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on December 11, 2019, 08:42:55 PM
Bart, what scares me is that almost every member here with the exception of myself and a few others has a bustle in their hedgerow and they don't even know it.  :'(

Meow 🐈
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 11, 2019, 08:56:05 PM
Meow 🐈
Woof!

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on December 11, 2019, 09:14:57 PM
Woof!



Your pup*, Vera, is so cute.

*All dogs are puppies, regardless of age.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 12, 2019, 05:20:53 AM
Bart, what scares me is that almost every member here with the exception of myself and a few others has a bustle in their hedgerow and they don't even know it.  :'(

Hopefully they hang on until May for that queen to give them their spring clean.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on December 12, 2019, 09:01:58 AM
Hopefully they hang on until May for that queen to give them their spring clean.

Ok you two. There's still time to change the road you're on
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Aquarius on December 12, 2019, 10:37:06 AM
Ok you two. There's still time to change the road you're on


Ooh... it makes me wonder...  8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 12, 2019, 03:17:17 PM
Lily pumpkin dropped the ball by skipping the two paths that we can go by.

Song game is over.

Delinquents.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on December 12, 2019, 04:40:46 PM
Lily pumpkin dropped the ball by skipping the two paths that we can go by.

Song game is over.

Delinquents.

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 12, 2019, 05:25:39 PM
You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
Welcome to the Hotel California.


Slow-ride, Take It...?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on December 12, 2019, 05:31:34 PM
Take it easy...

Now...

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 12, 2019, 05:36:12 PM
Take it easy...

Now...

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@ShayP  Shay, you have to finish the last posters line. which was mine.

He you go:  Slow-Ride  Take It...?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on December 12, 2019, 05:43:04 PM
@ShayP  Shay, you have to finish the last posters line. which was mine.

He you go:  Slow-Ride  Take It...?

I did preface my post with 'take it easy'...anyway...

I'm in the mood, the rhythm is right... 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 12, 2019, 05:48:15 PM
I did preface my post with 'take it easy'...anyway...

I'm in the mood, the rhythm is right... 8)
+1!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on December 12, 2019, 05:53:29 PM
+1!!!!

@Christmas Farm Penis   This is no bull.  I was coming back from the grocer this afternoon and Foghat was on.  That song.  I wanted to change it but didn't.  Thought maybe Molly Hatchet would come on next.   ;D   I was in a classic rock mood.   ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 12, 2019, 06:02:25 PM
@Christmas Farm Penis   This is no bull.  I was coming back from the grocer this afternoon and Foghat was on.  That song.  I wanted to change it but didn't.  Thought maybe Molly Hatchet would come on next.   ;D   I was in a classic rock mood.   ;)
@Bart Ell  what's a Foghat?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 12, 2019, 08:07:48 PM
@Bart Ell  what's a Foghat?

Wrong thread.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: juan on December 13, 2019, 05:06:30 PM
Dammit @Bart Ell the ads want me to buy even more Native Instruments stuff.
And Toomerick.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 13, 2019, 06:04:58 PM
Dammit @Bart Ell the ads want me to buy even more Native Instruments stuff.
And Toomerick.

You can never have enough!
Their free stuff is great, too.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 15, 2019, 08:15:07 PM
I don't think we should be calling him Charly Manson because "Charly" sounds very folksy. Like an uncle.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on December 19, 2019, 05:13:20 PM
Self aggrandizing awe inspiring robe of virtue wearing Robin Ophelia is the size of a house now. So much for Hiiiiiiigh colonics and green drink ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 20, 2019, 10:21:25 AM
Tonight's Woo is going to be so great that I might feel moved to unbox early the Sybian I bought the wife for Christmas!

God bless us, everyone!!  :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 23, 2019, 07:23:10 PM
Bart, although it's been said - many times many ways. Merry Christmas my neighbor admitted to shitting his pants at his office party last night.

These are the conversations two guys can have while shoveling their driveways and drinking loaded Irish coffee's. :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on December 27, 2019, 11:59:24 PM
Old Ladies are supposed to have bunions???  Huh.  Guess I didn't get the memo. ;) ;D
(Never had a bunion in my life, and I'm too old to start now). ;D ;D ;D
Bunions are caused by shoes that are too tight.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 28, 2019, 12:42:23 AM
Bunions are caused by shoes that are too tight.
Sauté your b'onions in a lil EVOO and salted butter. Great addition to a Toecheeseburger. @ShayP

hahahahahahaha  Cracked meself up I did!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on December 28, 2019, 05:03:55 AM
Sauté your b'onions in a lil EVOO and salted butter. Great addition to a Toecheeseburger. @ShayP

hahahahahahaha  Cracked meself up I did!!!!

And this is the first thing I read this morning.  You dirty SOB.  @KSM   >:(

LOL!!!  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 04:22:28 PM
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on December 29, 2019, 04:35:56 PM
P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)

I will not be fooled into making silly remarks about how I can break her into a million pieces.
I also have never been skinny but I have a feeling that I will be chubby in 5 or 10 years from now... if I am still around.
I can probably gain 30-40 pounds before it shows.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on December 29, 2019, 04:41:16 PM
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)

She’s no Zooey Deschanel.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 29, 2019, 04:59:49 PM
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)
She'd have a unibrow if not for the upkeep she must have to do on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 05:07:52 PM
Hey, peanut gallery! Pipe down! This is Bart’s thread.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on December 29, 2019, 05:30:16 PM
Hey, peanut gallery! Pipe down! This is Bart’s thread.
Well if we look back to Genesis, page one post one we see that this is my thread.

Why am  I peanut gallery?  I love your avatar btw
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on December 30, 2019, 08:38:28 AM
I will not be fooled into making silly remarks about how I can break her into a million pieces.
I also have never been skinny but I have a feeling that I will be chubby in 5 or 10 years from now... if I am still around.
I can probably gain 30-40 pounds before it shows.
Oh my.  :( Optimistic Pessimist?
Bart this made me sad. May you live many years at a healthy weight  :). Also, I hope your throat/voice is healed.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 01, 2020, 09:35:57 PM
A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash..  I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.

……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[  Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too  :(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on January 03, 2020, 05:21:15 AM
A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash..  I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.

……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[  Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too  :(

Like this one?  ;D

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:24:12 AM
Like this one?  ;D

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oh boy.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:26:05 AM
A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash..  I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.

……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[  Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too  :(
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on January 03, 2020, 08:45:54 AM
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.

He lives in Canada.  As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:49:28 AM
He lives in Canada.  As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.

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I'm thinking more this- but with pink laces.  ;)
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:50:27 AM
He lives in Canada.  As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.

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As @Spookcat would say- A lot of choices were made here. *shaking head*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 03, 2020, 03:45:21 PM
As @Spookcat would say- A lot of choices were made here. *shaking head*

Oh dear god...
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 03, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
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Is that a supermodels anus? @ShayP
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 03, 2020, 07:36:56 PM
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)
  *shrug*  I fucked her..
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 03, 2020, 10:09:09 PM
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.

Yeah! Screw them!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 03, 2020, 10:21:25 PM
I'm thinking more this- but with pink laces.  ;)
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Sparkle!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on January 04, 2020, 09:11:03 AM
Is that a supermodels anus? @ShayP

@KSM  No. It's Hello Kitty's.  :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 01:36:55 AM
Sleep is proving elusive tonight.  :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 06, 2020, 11:42:51 AM
Sleep is proving elusive tonight.  :-\
@PolkaDot  Fuck! I hear thee! Coffee too late in the day? Sugary foods?   Like a week now and I'm waking up after three hours and laying there! "let's try sleeping on this side" 45 minutes later "Hmm fuck that, let's try laying on the other side" 30 minutes later "MotherfuckerShitBag  let's try flat on the back" One hour later I'm downstairs watching Curb Your Enthusiasm - something I should try.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 06, 2020, 12:31:56 PM
@KSM  No. It's Hello Kitty's.  :D
No, it's hello stretched out bleached supermodel anus. @ShayP  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 02:31:22 PM
@PolkaDot  Fuck! I hear thee! Coffee too late in the day? Sugary foods?   Like a week now and I'm waking up after three hours and laying there! "let's try sleeping on this side" 45 minutes later "Hmm fuck that, let's try laying on the other side" 30 minutes later "MotherfuckerShitBag  let's try flat on the back" One hour later I'm downstairs watching Curb Your Enthusiasm - something I should try.

Yes, I was a very naughty girl with the sleep hygiene. I had late day coffee, and then drank wine after dinner, and had a dessert. I tossed and turned, read the news, milled about. Finally, at 3:00 AM I decided if I didn't get to sleep in the next 30 minutes I would just get up and start the day. Luckily, I finally fell asleep.

Sucks!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 02:33:40 PM
No, it's hello stretched out bleached supermodel anus. @ShayP  ;D
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on January 06, 2020, 02:47:36 PM
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.

@PolkaDot  @KSM   We happen to be Ass-trophysicists.   :D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 06, 2020, 02:51:13 PM
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
Yes, we "know your assholes" <- that's a double right there ;)

Yes, I was a very naughty girl with the sleep hygiene. I had late day coffee, and then drank wine after dinner, and had a dessert. I tossed and turned, read the news, milled about. Finally, at 3:00 AM I decided if I didn't get to sleep in the next 30 minutes I would just get up and start the day. Luckily, I finally fell asleep.

Sucks!!!
I can relate. I once, long ago got up and took a nighttime cold capsule just to get drowsy.   ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on January 06, 2020, 03:52:02 PM
@PolkaDot  @KSM   We happen to be Ass-trophysicists.   :D

lol
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on January 06, 2020, 05:21:17 PM
Confession:  I don’t like black olives on pizza.  I pick them off and put them in a small pile.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 06, 2020, 05:26:48 PM
Confession:  I don’t like black olives on pizza.  I pick them off and put them in a small pile.

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@Bluejay I'm torn on this one. I agree - to a degree.  What then happens to the pile? When I pick them off I'll eat the pile. Are you saying the garbage can gets the olives?

We have that one guy here who says "Black Olives Matter"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 05:57:25 PM
@PolkaDot  @KSM   We happen to be Ass-trophysicists.   :D
Ass Trophy-ists?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on January 06, 2020, 06:04:22 PM
@Bluejay I'm torn on this one. I agree - to a degree.  What then happens to the pile? When I pick them off I'll eat the pile. Are you saying the garbage can gets the olives?

We have that one guy here who says "Black Olives Matter"
Sometimes an olive aficionado may consume said pile.  Sometimes it goes to compost.  Sometimes it is destined for the landfill. 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 07, 2020, 12:04:25 PM
I could see an Eff Marry Kill thread being a huge, flop! So I should start one!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 07, 2020, 09:13:52 PM
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 09, 2020, 11:31:35 AM
It’s just a little obvious that you’re having fun with all the news headlines.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 09, 2020, 12:21:58 PM
It’s just a little obvious that you’re having fun with all the news headlines.

A small palate cleanser between filthy animal courses!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 10, 2020, 11:21:00 AM
Just noticed the black blocks :D  Now That looks like the trimmings of an Extreme moderator!  I think I'm going to have to randomly select another member to moderate (extremely) over the weeked 8)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 10, 2020, 11:40:44 AM
Just noticed the black blocks :D  Now That looks like the trimmings of an Extreme moderator!  I think I'm going to have to randomly select another member to moderate (extremely) over the weeked 8)

I sent you a list of those requiring extreme moderation.
I expect a full report on my desk no later than Tuesday next!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2020, 12:32:12 PM
@KSM - ooooh, I have just a twinge of bock envy.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: SpookyTim on January 10, 2020, 03:35:03 PM
@Bart Ell, you have outdone yourself with this sale.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 10, 2020, 03:47:09 PM
@Bart Ell, you have outdone yourself with this sale.

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Nobody can resist a second eye patch for free.
The Bart of The Deal.

#PirateAFriendForFree
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 10, 2020, 04:44:33 PM
@KSM - ooooh, I have just a twinge of bock envy.
@PolkaDot  Don't get any bright ideas hot stuff. Black blocks were my idea and then Sean thought that he'd wanted  black blocks too! Now you with this? NO!

You people can try and come up with your own ideas and stop piggybacking off of my brilliance.


I'm going to a dinner now. When I get back you better not have..
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 10, 2020, 05:02:34 PM
@PolkaDot  Don't get any bright ideas hot stuff. Black blocks were my idea and then Sean thought that he'd wanted  black blocks too! Now you with this? NO!

You people can try and come up with your own ideas and stop piggybacking off of my brilliance.


I'm going to a dinner now. When I get back you better not have..

I admit the black blocks look cool, but I love my purple blocks. 😊
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on January 10, 2020, 06:13:28 PM
I'll just leave this here, St. Bart. ::)

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 10, 2020, 08:55:04 PM
@PolkaDot  Don't get any bright ideas hot stuff. Black blocks were my idea and then Sean thought that he'd wanted  black blocks too! Now you with this? NO!

You people can try and come up with your own ideas and stop piggybacking off of my brilliance.


I'm going to a dinner now. When I get back you better not have..
@KSM I’m so sorry- I had no idea you’d get so upset!  ;) I do like how many there are tho -
You know red’s more my color!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 10, 2020, 09:00:56 PM
@KSM I’m so sorry- I had no idea you’d get so upset!  ;) I do like how many there are tho -
You know red’s more my color!
Now that you mention it a few (4) more Red blocks would look real gooood. I'll see what I can do!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 11, 2020, 02:45:01 PM
Now that you mention it a few (4) more Red blocks would look real gooood. I'll see what I can do!
I'll try and get around to it today but don't have a bird if I can't - today.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 11, 2020, 07:57:13 PM
@Bart Ell and @KSM Thanks for the new digs! How do I look?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 11, 2020, 08:01:29 PM
@Bart Ell and @KSM Thanks for the new digs! How do I look?
Immaculate!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 11, 2020, 09:10:18 PM
@Bart Ell and @KSM Thanks for the new digs! How do I look?

Sassy!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 14, 2020, 03:23:51 PM
Bart, you're a very bad boy.  :(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 14, 2020, 03:36:03 PM
Bart, you're a very bad boy.  :(

Hurtful
#BlameTigerLily
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 14, 2020, 07:57:19 PM
Hurtful
#BlameTigerLily
I forgive you your transgressions  @Bart Ell.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on January 14, 2020, 09:48:44 PM
Hurtful
#BlameTigerLily

I will do my utmost to deserve the Blame heaped upon me

So ... About those lava lamps
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 15, 2020, 08:58:25 AM
I will do my utmost to deserve the Blame heaped upon me

So ... About those lava lamps

You got them.
They just have a purple curtain in front of them.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on January 15, 2020, 10:05:38 AM
You got them.
They just have a purple curtain in front of them.

Hmm .. I see ... Nice effect. Now I feel special 😼 Thanks 🐱
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on January 15, 2020, 11:02:16 AM
You got them.



  Lava Lamps !!!

Merci mon cheri 💙💙💙💙💙💙

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# @Bart Ell Can Do Anything
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on January 15, 2020, 11:11:43 AM


  Lava Lamps !!!

Merci mon cheri 💙💙💙💙💙💙

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# @Bart Ell Can Do Anything

Spoilt you are
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 15, 2020, 11:13:21 AM
Congradulations ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 15, 2020, 11:54:45 AM
Congradulations ::)

Calm down, I am still working on your pink scrunchies.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on January 15, 2020, 01:59:46 PM
Spoilt you are

Wonderful, isn't it? 🐱
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 15, 2020, 04:52:47 PM
Hmm .. I see ... Nice effect. Now I feel special

It looks great!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 15, 2020, 04:53:52 PM
Calm down, I am still working on your pink scrunchies.

LOL!!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: damon on January 17, 2020, 08:04:06 PM
@Bart Ell  I am here to tell you that I hope that you have an awesome weekend.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 08:04:52 PM
@Bart Ell  I am here to tell you that I hope that you have an awesome weekend.

Right back at you sunshine!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 19, 2020, 12:02:40 PM
Don't let me donate my Karma anymore.

#justSayNo2KSM
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on January 19, 2020, 06:33:56 PM
Don't let me donate my Karma anymore.

#justSayNo2KSM
indian giver
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 20, 2020, 01:10:51 PM
@KSM - ooooh, I have just a twinge of bock envy.
Is it making you …. moist?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 20, 2020, 01:12:05 PM
I forgive you your transgressions  @Bart Ell.  ;)
But what about  the insertions?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 20, 2020, 01:13:19 PM
It looks great!

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Ever look at these pics and think, "I'd fuck her, and her, and her...."?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 20, 2020, 01:14:16 PM
indian giver
Negro.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 20, 2020, 08:00:48 PM
Is it making you …. moist?
Not yet, keep trying.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 20, 2020, 08:02:18 PM
But what about  the insertions?
Are we girlfriends now?  ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 20, 2020, 08:07:42 PM
Not yet, keep trying.
I always rub you the right way.  We'll get there.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 20, 2020, 08:08:08 PM
Are we girlfriends now?  ::)
I'm ready to scissor when you are.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 20, 2020, 08:57:56 PM
I'm ready to scissor when you are.
Oh come on, you can do better than that! Use a little imagination.  ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 20, 2020, 09:16:38 PM
You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::)  this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!  Thread

 This is NOT your sexual playground!!   THIS IS MY THREAD!!!  I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!

BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 20, 2020, 09:39:47 PM
You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::)  this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!  Thread

 This is NOT your sexual playground!!   THIS IS MY THREAD!!!  I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!

BAARRRT! @Bart Ell

EXCELLENT FAKE OUTRAGE!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 20, 2020, 09:47:21 PM
EXCELLENT FAKE OUTRAGE!!
Annie, what exactly is 'hopping mad" I think I heard my gramma say stuff like that but not once did I ever see a pogo stick.  Weird shit, man
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 20, 2020, 10:00:47 PM
Annie, what exactly is 'hopping mad" I think I heard my gramma say stuff like that but not once did I ever see a pogo stick.  Weird shit, man

"Hopping mad" apparently really does come from the idea that one would be angry enough to jump around.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 20, 2020, 10:02:09 PM
"Hopping mad" apparently really does come from the idea that one would be angry enough to jump around.
I was def envisioning hopping.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on January 21, 2020, 04:56:19 AM
You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::)  this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!  Thread

 This is NOT your sexual playground!!   THIS IS MY THREAD!!!  I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!

BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
@KSM you are correct but also wrong.  Correct="this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!"
You are wrong about @paladin1991 and Dot. Paladin1991 is one funny guy. PolkaDot is innocent.
Now I am hopping mad, Mr Bart. And I know about HOPS.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on January 21, 2020, 04:57:57 AM
"Hopping mad" apparently really does come from the idea that one would be angry enough to jump around.
@anniem you are hopping correct.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 21, 2020, 05:41:22 AM
EXCELLENT FAKE OUTRAGE!!

Indeed.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 21, 2020, 05:41:49 AM
Annie, what exactly is 'hopping mad" I think I heard my gramma say stuff like that but not once did I ever see a pogo stick.  Weird shit, man

Yeah but did you see the pogo?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 21, 2020, 07:05:00 AM
@KSM you are correct but also wrong.  Correct="this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!"
You are wrong about @paladin1991 and Dot. Paladin1991 is one funny guy. PolkaDot is innocent.
Now I am hopping mad, Mr Bart. And I know about HOPS.
Thank you @FISH .  :)
The woman speaks the truth!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 21, 2020, 09:04:56 AM
You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::)  this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!  Thread

 This is NOT your sexual playground!!   THIS IS MY THREAD!!!  I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!

BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
Okay.  Bart, did you know that KSM is a whiney little bitch?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on January 21, 2020, 09:22:24 AM
Okay.  Bart, did you know that KSM is a whiney little bitch?

Yeah.  He wears pink skrunchies.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 21, 2020, 09:36:56 AM
Okay.  Bart, did you know that KSM is a whiney little bitch?

Wrong thread for a question.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 21, 2020, 10:49:46 AM
Bart - Stay focused!
I know the bass and drum tracks for The Zoo are incredibly tedious but it gets somewhat interesting once the talk box comes into play.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 21, 2020, 11:05:06 AM
@KSM you are correct but also wrong.  Correct="this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!"
You are wrong about @paladin1991 and Dot. Paladin1991 is one funny guy. PolkaDot is innocent.
Now I am hopping mad, Mr Bart. And I know about HOPS.
@FISH

Dear Fish, by being unable to pick up on my "fake outrage" as Annie put it, the onus is on me to inform you that I was posting fake outrage. What the gay private and springboard hussy do is none of my concern. If I was put out by their drivel I could have deleted their posts. I didn't.



Bart - Stay focused!
I know the bass and drum tracks for The Zoo are incredibly tedious but it gets somewhat interesting once the talk box comes into play.
You really doing that huh, cool!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 21, 2020, 11:12:01 AM
@FISH

Dear Fish, by being unable to pick up on my "fake outrage" as Annie put it, the onus is on me to inform you that I was posting fake outrage. What the gay private and springboard hussy do is none of my concern. If I was put out by their drivel I could have deleted their posts. I didn't.


You really doing that huh, cool!

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 21, 2020, 11:16:07 AM
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Sorry, didn't see you there. :-[
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 23, 2020, 06:25:43 AM
I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple! 💜💜

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on January 23, 2020, 06:38:54 AM
I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple! 💜💜

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It is a PURPLE YOU.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2020, 07:39:56 AM
I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple!
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This club.......don't exclude me cos I'm bouncy

hee hee hee
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 23, 2020, 07:49:00 AM
This club.......don't exclude me cos I'm bouncy

hee hee hee
It's a BIG club...of TWO.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 23, 2020, 07:52:44 AM
I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple! 💜💜


My remarkable attention to detail is highly underrated.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 23, 2020, 07:53:21 AM
It's a BIG club...of TWO.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 11:45:54 AM
Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 11:50:37 AM
Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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Are you upstairs in my bed? Sounds familiar.  So you got the sickness huh.. @PolkaDot
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 11:54:28 AM
Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!

Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 11:57:10 AM
Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
Don't pick on the injured!!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 11:58:45 AM
Are you upstairs in my bed? Sounds familiar.  So you got the sickness huh.. @PolkaDot
I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor body jack.  >:(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 12:01:49 PM
I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor body jack.  >:(
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack?  ???
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 12:03:50 PM
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack?  ???

I think she means the body of a 6 year old boy named Jack.

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 12:03:50 PM
Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
No pie for me for a few days :'( I'm gittin nuttin!!

@PolkaDot If you're talkin bout your back, Jack! Laying around is the worse thing you can do!  What's the matter, sore bum glutes?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 12:06:44 PM
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack?  ???
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 12:07:51 PM
No pie for me for a few days :'( I'm gittin nuttin!!

@PolkaDot If you're talkin bout your back, Jack! Laying around is the worse thing you can do!  What's the matter, sore bum glutes?
It's not too late to take up jogging.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 12:23:17 PM
It's not too late to take up Logging.
Slinging around Canadian stereotypes are we. I guess while I'm Logging I'll get in a hockey fight while drinking beer, eating poutine and bathing in maple syrup!!  Oh and MOOSEBEAVER too!!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 12:39:02 PM
Slinging around Canadian stereotypes are we. That's offensive!
It's one of my talents.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 12:40:36 PM
It's one of my talents.
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!!  Fuck sakes!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 12:42:55 PM
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!!  Fuck sakes!
Is this the Canadian you?:
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 12:43:20 PM
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!!  Fuck sakes!
told ya.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 12:45:00 PM
Is this the Canadian you?:
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That guy's clearly a Coloradite! We sent him back!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2020, 01:29:42 PM
Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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What happened?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 01:42:43 PM
What happened?
Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 02:15:13 PM
It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago.

Ah.
Butt stuff experimentation.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 02:18:36 PM
Ah.
Butt stuff experimentation.
Ok, that made me laugh.
Butt no!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 02:42:00 PM
Ok, that made me laugh.
Butt no!
Who's in charge of changing out your bedpan?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 02:57:59 PM
Who's in charge of changing out your bedpan?
Thanks, @KSM that would be great. Would you mind making me a sandwich too? Wash your hands first.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 03:06:18 PM
Thanks, @KSM that would be great. Would you mind making me a sandwich too? Wash your hands first.
LOLOL  :D  +1  keeping my distance :o  I'll just toss the sandwich through the door.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 25, 2020, 04:56:41 PM
Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.

Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better now

Ok?   ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 07:31:03 PM
Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better now

Ok?   ;D
Much better! Thank you @anniem !
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 25, 2020, 08:54:01 PM
Much better! Thank you @anniem !
Get some farting done and that should relieve even more of the pressure.   Hahahaha Thaaaat's funny!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 08:56:41 PM
Get some farting done and that should relieve even more of the pressure.   Hahahaha Thaaaat's funny!! ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 25, 2020, 09:30:23 PM
Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.

Hope you feel better soon, PD!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on January 25, 2020, 09:30:58 PM
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I dunno... Might need to see more to make sure.  ;)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 25, 2020, 09:35:21 PM
I dunno... Might need to see more to make sure.  ;)
That’s the spirit!  ;D
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 25, 2020, 11:50:13 PM
It's a BIG club...of TWO.
It's a strip club.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 25, 2020, 11:50:48 PM
Woman going  down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Boooyaa!!!!!
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 25, 2020, 11:51:27 PM
Mention Hair pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 25, 2020, 11:52:32 PM
Don't pick on the injured nympho!!!  It's not a choice, it's a way of life!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 25, 2020, 11:54:07 PM
I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor friction burns on my body, jack.  >:(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on January 25, 2020, 11:56:48 PM
Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl fun date  a long  time ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 26, 2020, 09:41:47 AM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 30, 2020, 01:29:06 PM
Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate.  :) Yay Thursday!
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Rikki Gins on January 30, 2020, 02:47:56 PM
Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate.  :) Yay Thursday!
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That's good news, Dot.  I'm happy for you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 30, 2020, 03:17:48 PM
Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate.  :) Yay Thursday!
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So they turned you into a cartoon?

'Good thing you didn't actually post a picture of your feet'   ;) Thought I'd beat all the unoriginal self styled humorists to it ::)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 30, 2020, 08:51:09 PM
Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate.  :) Yay Thursday!
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Glad you feel better. What color?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 30, 2020, 08:56:47 PM
Glad you feel better. What color?
@anniem Annie, Polka's a white girl. She's a cracker like you and I :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on January 30, 2020, 09:41:30 PM
@anniem Annie, Polka's a white girl. She's a cracker like you and I :-\

But which?

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I wanted to know what color toe polish she got. Glitter? Purple?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 30, 2020, 09:57:56 PM
But which?

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I wanted to know what color toe polish she got. Glitter? Purple?
I know you want to know about the nail polish color you silly goose ;)  Deep Red. She's too classy to go blue or green or any of that hippy shit even though she lives in a hippy town.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 31, 2020, 06:54:26 AM
Glad you feel better. What color?
blue!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 31, 2020, 06:55:39 AM
I know you want to know about the nail polish color you silly goose ;)  Deep Red. She's too classy to go blue or green or any of that hippy shit even though she lives in a hippy town.
May not know me after all....
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 31, 2020, 10:39:51 AM
May not know me after all....
Nooo   I thought we had a deal! I did mine in RED! >:(

Blue ???  That seems to be a thing these days. Seeing it a lot.  Not I my house dammit!! She'll be out if she tries that!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on January 31, 2020, 12:24:55 PM
Nooo   I thought we had a deal! I did mine in RED! >:(

Blue ???  That seems to be a thing these days. Seeing it a lot.  Not I my house dammit!! She'll be out if she tries that!
And I'm sure you look lovely.

Lucky for us both then. I might feel bad later if I had to boot you out the door into a snowbank for being overly mouthy about something like nail color.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on January 31, 2020, 01:57:25 PM
And I'm sure you look lovely.

Lucky for us both then. I might feel bad later if I had to boot you out the door into a snowbank for being overly mouthy about something like nail color.

Here's how I would look at being booted out by you  8)
Like I wouldn't of left on me own!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 02, 2020, 08:13:06 PM
Bart, isn't this a little harsh? I don't need to get my feelings hurt when I'm just lurking.

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2020, 05:39:15 AM
Bart, isn't this a little harsh? I don't need to get my feelings hurt when I'm just lurking.

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Wrong thread for questions.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2020, 03:39:53 PM
Wrong thread for questions.
Kind of thought of it as a tellask.

I have a potentially really, really bad cold coming on. Not the corona kind mind you.   There    That was a full-on tell.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 03, 2020, 08:34:13 PM
I’m bored.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2020, 08:52:18 PM
I’m bored.
I have a horrible cold and am bored out of my skull. You wanna argue about something? Anything, your call :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on February 03, 2020, 08:54:48 PM
I have a horrible cold and am bored out of my skull. You wanna argue about something? Anything, your call :-\
Smoke a bowl, have a hot cocoa and brandy, and you'll feel right as rain. ;) :-*
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 03, 2020, 09:00:57 PM
I have a horrible cold and am bored out of my skull. You wanna argue about something? Anything, your call :-\
I got nothing. Sigh
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2020, 09:05:01 PM
I got nothing. Sigh
ok  me too  have a good night
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: JayGab on February 04, 2020, 03:56:52 PM
YoYoYo Bart it's our month! Gimme ma Bart Phone!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 04, 2020, 04:40:23 PM
YoYoYo Bart it's our month! Gimme ma Bart Phone!
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 05, 2020, 10:34:13 PM
Eh Bart, I'm goin' in Hot! Comin' out even Hotter!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on February 06, 2020, 02:11:28 PM
I'm a bit miffed. Yesterday, I had to call in sick to work for the first time, and of the five I tried to contact to cover my shift, only one person got back and said they weren't able to. The other four just didn't reply at all... The manager ended up asking one person to stay late a couple of hours, and just worked with the people they had for the evening. Even though I tried to do what I was supposed to, I feel like I caused a lot of unnecessary trouble....

I'm glad I don't get sick often....
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 06, 2020, 02:59:59 PM
I'm a bit miffed. Yesterday, I had to call in sick to work for the first time, and of the five I tried to contact to cover my shift, only one person got back and said they weren't able to. The other four just didn't reply at all... The manager ended up asking one person to stay late a couple of hours, and just worked with the people they had for the evening. Even though I tried to do what I was supposed to, I feel like I caused a lot of unnecessary trouble....

I'm glad I don't get sick often....
As you should be - Miffed!  I assume your employer knows you tried to get your shift covered. And you said it yourself that you did what you were supposed to do, so how on Earth is it you feel like you've caused Any trouble - just by doing the right thing!?  I would hire you just for feeling the way you do, even though it's insane ;)  You're probably a great employee.  Can you remotely quote a flooring plan based just on a PDF and then potentially barter with the potentially unreasonable bastard without loosing your cool?  You're hired!!  :)
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on February 06, 2020, 03:07:42 PM
As you should be - Miffed!  I assume your employer knows you tried to get your shift covered. And you said it yourself that you did what you were supposed to do, so how on Earth is it you feel like you've caused Any trouble - just by doing the right thing!?  I would hire you just for feeling the way you do, even though it's insane ;)  You're probably a great employee.  Can you remotely quote a flooring plan based just on a PDF and then potentially barter with the potentially unreasonable bastard without loosing your cool?  You're hired!!  :)

Considering the employees I contacted were ones suggested by my manager, as they know everyone's schedules/availability, they do know I tried. Tried three different ways too- our employee app, texting and calling...

As for the flooring plan...I have zero experience on that one. Have you tried what the coding masters do and getting a rubber duck to yell at and possibly throw across the room?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 06, 2020, 03:23:17 PM
Have you tried what the coding masters do and getting a rubber duck to yell at and possibly throw across the room?
Nah, what I do is stand in the middle of the room peeing my pants and crying.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 06, 2020, 03:41:33 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on February 07, 2020, 09:36:18 AM
Eh Bart, I'm goin' in Hot! Comin' out even Hotter!

You might wanna have that thing checked.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on February 07, 2020, 05:08:41 PM
I'm a bit miffed. Yesterday, I had to call in sick to work for the first time, and of the five I tried to contact to cover my shift, only one person got back and said they weren't able to. The other four just didn't reply at all... The manager ended up asking one person to stay late a couple of hours, and just worked with the people they had for the evening. Even though I tried to do what I was supposed to, I feel like I caused a lot of unnecessary trouble....

I'm glad I don't get sick often....

I am too and hope you are feeling better.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 11, 2020, 11:10:14 AM
Last week was such a great week.

I was sick. Didn't have to shave, shower, workout or even cook for myself. Stayed in my housecoat the entire week! Slept in every day too :) Things are back to normal now and I have stuff to do >:(

Oh snotty head and mucus filled lungs - where art though :'(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on February 14, 2020, 05:14:14 AM
Something.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on February 14, 2020, 06:11:20 AM
ニャー 
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 16, 2020, 12:32:10 PM
I’m currently hiding from the in-laws that are visiting. Ssshhhh!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 09:57:50 AM
Today is supposed to be a baking day....but not feeling motivated....
 :(
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 10:12:54 AM
Today is supposed to be a baking day....but not feeling motivated....
 :(

What to bake?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 18, 2020, 11:09:16 AM
Today is supposed to be a baking day....
You promised that last time I could lick the bowl but before I got there you flushed!  :-\
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 12:17:21 PM
What to bake?
Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help? After reading the next post, I won't be inviting KSM  :o
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 12:18:05 PM
Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help?

I'd rather do that than PT.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on February 18, 2020, 12:19:12 PM
You promised that last time I could lick the bowl but before I got there you flushed!  :-\

Oh Muh Gerd 🙀 You should be more selective about where you put that tongue

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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 12:19:57 PM
I'd rather do that than PT.
PT makes you stronger! Also, scar tissue can be a bitch. Here, have a glass of wine.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on February 18, 2020, 12:20:51 PM
Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help? After reading the next post, I won't be inviting KSM  :o

I would join in on the discussion but my stomach is still flipping
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 12:23:29 PM
I would join in on the discussion but my stomach is still flipping
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 18, 2020, 02:03:49 PM
I'd rather do that than PT.
Lol.  Just do the easy ones, he he.  If you want a modification, PM me or something because I think I know most common ones.  Once modified, things go a lot better.

I wonder if you could bake from a box and just not tell anyone, lol.

Apple crisp can be motivating, although it's not bread.  I don't pare apples; you can just cut off-center 4 times.

Would the baker like to try homemade polenta?  It's super easy, and slices a bit like bread when done.  Slices can be in stir fry or Italian meals.  If you've got corn meal (grits), that's just about all it requires.  It pretty much makes itself.  It's so good (I think), that I deliberately make it bland and seasonless so that I won't eat too much.  You can always add sauce/butter, or fry it later anyway.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on February 18, 2020, 02:39:58 PM
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Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 05:25:44 PM
You promised that last time I could lick the bowl but before I got there you flushed!  :-\

Um.....EW

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 05:28:09 PM
PT makes you stronger! Also, scar tissue can be a bitch. Here, have a glass of wine.

It really does help. They are working on the scars. You know, I haven't had wine since early Jan. One of the surgeries was to stabilize my ankle. I don't want to destabilize myself in any way until the healing is complete.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 05:31:09 PM
Lol.  Just do the easy ones, he he.  If you want a modification, PM me or something because I think I know most common ones.  Once modified, things go a lot better.

Thanks! I'm doing ok with the at home stuff. The therapists work on stretching things which can be uncomfortable. It is hot there. Eh, what can I do except what they've said until I'm all better.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on February 18, 2020, 06:45:21 PM
Thanks! I'm doing ok with the at home stuff. The therapists work on stretching things which can be uncomfortable. It is hot there. Eh, what can I do except what they've said until I'm all better.

I used to work next to a PT clinic. They had a sign on the wall that said something to the effect, "Please complain often and loudly. That lets us I know we are doing our job. And that makes us happy"
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 18, 2020, 06:58:51 PM
Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help? After reading the next post, I won't be inviting KSM  :o
Um, I'm on your lawn which is in horrible shape BTW. What a mess! Didn't winterize, did you.  shame
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:10:39 PM
Lol.  Just do the easy ones, he he.  If you want a modification, PM me or something because I think I know most common ones.  Once modified, things go a lot better.

I wonder if you could bake from a box and just not tell anyone, lol.

Apple crisp can be motivating, although it's not bread.  I don't pare apples; you can just cut off-center 4 times.

Would the baker like to try homemade polenta?  It's super easy, and slices a bit like bread when done.  Slices can be in stir fry or Italian meals.  If you've got corn meal (grits), that's just about all it requires.  It pretty much makes itself.  It's so good (I think), that I deliberately make it bland and seasonless so that I won't eat too much.  You can always add sauce/butter, or fry it later anyway.
No to the box. But yes to polenta. My husband isn’t a big fan so I don’t make it often. But he LOVES grits which could easily gag a maggot IMHO. So it’s a truce.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:11:36 PM
Um.....EW
Deplorable, isn’t it?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:12:48 PM
It really does help. They are working on the scars. You know, I haven't had wine since early Jan. One of the surgeries was to stabilize my ankle. I don't want to destabilize myself in any way until the healing is complete.
Oh, whew 😅 cuz I accidentally drank your glass too.

I’m glad you’re on to the next stage!
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 07:14:04 PM
Deplorable, isn’t it?

We HAVE to help. Something has possessed our dear sweet KSM.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:14:31 PM
Um, I'm on your lawn which is in horrible shape BTW. What a mess! Didn't winterize, did you.  shame
I always winterize, so you must be next door. Go ahead and nock, Dameon will be very happy to see you.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:16:25 PM
We HAVE to help. Something has possessed our dear sweet KSM.
Ummm, yaaaa. So I either got the ass end of our split KSM in half deal or we’re talking about two separate people.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on February 18, 2020, 07:24:00 PM
Ummm, yaaaa. So I either got the ass end of our split KSM in half deal or we’re talking about two separate people.

Shhh bout that. Just say it loudly and proudly with conviction and it will be so.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 18, 2020, 07:25:42 PM
I always winterize, so you must be next door. Go ahead and nock, Dameon will be very happy to see you.
We'll watch Paw Patrol!!

Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:27:47 PM
Shhh bout that. Just say it loudly and proudly with conviction and it will be so.
KSM’s such a WONDE....
Ug. Ok.
KSM’s sooo NI.....
 :(
KSM is the SWEETES....

Ya. No. I can’t.
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on February 18, 2020, 07:29:03 PM
We'll watch Paw Patrol!!
Did you bring Whiskey?
Title: Re: Tell Bart Anything
Post by: KSM32 on February 18, 2020, 07:32:21