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Title: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on July 05, 2018, 01:35:58 PM
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Post by: Lonevoice on July 05, 2018, 03:27:54 PM
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Post by: StarrMountain on July 05, 2018, 05:14:09 PM
What's next?  The Johnson measure? :o
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Post by: paladin1991 on July 05, 2018, 08:19:59 PM
From the article:

How much did the researches have to pay to get that job?

*licks avatar on screen*
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Post by: lola2001 on July 05, 2018, 09:08:18 PM
Wow....ELL GAB, haha....that didn't take too long!
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Post by: vathek on July 05, 2018, 09:14:14 PM
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Post by: Spookcat on July 06, 2018, 01:33:05 AM
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Post by: XArea51 on July 06, 2018, 04:03:53 AM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
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Post by: Sofia on July 08, 2018, 03:04:36 PM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
Perhaps our Samoans skewed the survey results  ;).  Metron I know a lot of Samoans so don't even try to dramatize this.
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Post by: Metron on July 08, 2018, 03:11:45 PM
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???
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Post by: wr250 on July 09, 2018, 06:48:23 AM
ah yesh , my karma nears equilibrium ...
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Post by: Rebecca on July 09, 2018, 09:34:08 AM
Potatoes
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Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 09, 2018, 11:30:57 AM
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:

Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on July 09, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Maybe the trooper’s from Florida. Here most of the Canadians we see are from Quebec and, like Dominicans and Haitians, claim not to speak English.
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Post by: Metron on July 09, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
I was recently pulled over in New Mexico for a speeding violation. This is an actual sample from the conversation wich followed:

Trooper- So you're from Arizona. Is your friend from there too?
Me- No, she's from Canada.
Trooper- Does she speak English?

Lol, of a fashion, eh?

Koo koo koo koo koo koo!

Got beer?
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Post by: ShayP on July 09, 2018, 12:00:59 PM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)

A suitable brassiere for me would be a 58 B.   :-[
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Post by: HumanBeing on July 09, 2018, 03:08:06 PM
 :'( that was amazing.

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Post by: albrecht on July 09, 2018, 03:47:20 PM
"With belief in pig-faced women commonplace, unscrupulous showmen exhibited living "pig-faced women" at fairs. These were not genuine women, but shaven bears dressed in women's clothing."


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-faced_women

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Post by: Metron on July 09, 2018, 04:15:39 PM
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Post by: albrecht on July 10, 2018, 12:10:21 PM
WTF. I plan on bringing my own peanuts.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/southwest-airlines-says-goodbye-to-peanuts/ar-AAzRrYv?OCID=ansmsnnews11

No more Polish hot dog deals. Result of the Sino-American Trade War??

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/costco-cuts-polish-hot-dogs-and-tweeters-are-hangry/ar-AAzR4h6?OCID=ansmsnnews11
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Post by: HumanBeing on July 10, 2018, 02:17:03 PM

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Post by: HumanBeing on July 10, 2018, 03:18:21 PM
David Wilcock in a nutshell. This article on his wedding and all the synchronicities, reincarnation, past lives, alien beings who give him messages through Corey Goode and other points that stroke his ego and importance is nauseating.

https://divinecosmos.com/davids-blog/8094-david-wilcock-marriage-announcement-a-happy-life/

Also Wilcock is resigning from Gaia. His resignation email is in typical Wilcock fashion.
I believe he really just wants a bigger piece of the 1.84 million dollars Gaia grosses per month from their 430,000 members.
There is a lot of shadiness and alleged sexual misconduct that have been reported about Gaia this past year as well.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 10, 2018, 03:31:06 PM
David Wilcock in a nutshell. This article on his wedding and all the synchronicities, reincarnation, past lives, alien beings who give him messages through Corey Goode and other points that stroke his ego and importance is nauseating.

https://divinecosmos.com/davids-blog/8094-david-wilcock-marriage-announcement-a-happy-life/

Also Wilcock is resigning from Gaia. His resignation email is in typical Wilcock fashion.
I believe he really just wants a bigger piece of the 1.84 million dollars Gaia grosses per month from their 430,000 members.
There is a lot of shadiness and alleged sexual misconduct that have been reported about Gaia this past year as well.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/

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Thanks for posting! That is some crazy stuff. It would appear that there is always such feuds, business disagreements, threats, and drama when it comes to paranormal, UFO, and conspiracy shows and folks!  I liked this line: "As they say in Mexico, “No Mas.” "

https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/
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Post by: McPhallus on July 10, 2018, 03:37:47 PM
"With belief in pig-faced women commonplace, unscrupulous showmen exhibited living "pig-faced women" at fairs. These were not genuine women, but shaven bears dressed in women's clothing."


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig-faced_women

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Post by: Metron on July 10, 2018, 03:44:22 PM
Thanks for posting! That is some crazy stuff. It would appear that there is always such feuds, business disagreements, threats, and drama when it comes to paranormal, UFO, and conspiracy shows and folks!  I liked this line: "As they say in Mexico, “No Mas.” "

https://www.reddit.com/r/CosmicDisclosure/comments/8wp24k/david_wilcocks_resignation_letter/

Dang, and we thought Heather did DRAMA!

That said, at least he agreed to fulfill the rest of his contract, so there's that. :-\
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Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 06:00:34 PM
https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/07/09/dont-drop-that-mug-of-joe-its-worth-its-weight-in-gold/

And why does our Air Force use a "europlug" design?

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Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:31:05 PM
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]
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Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 08:42:35 PM
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]

Maybe years of shooting or jackhammer work or post-Harvey excavation work that you got used to sleeping with loud noise? Howd that happen? I thought those things were loud hammering?
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:46:42 PM
Maybe years of shooting or jackhammer work or post-Harvey excavation work that you got used to sleeping with loud noise? Howd that happen? I thought those things were loud hammering?


When I worked on an oil derrick and the drilling was slow I would sleep in between the 4 diesel drilling motors because there weren’t any mosquitos there. 


It was noisy but I was allowed a set of ear plugs.  I have two more on Friday. I will see if this was a one time anomaly.
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Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 08:51:51 PM

When I worked on an oil derrick and the drilling was slow I would sleep in between the 4 diesel drilling motors because there weren’t any mosquitos there. 


It was noisy but I was allowed a set of ear plugs.  I have two more on Friday. I will see if this was a one time anomaly.

I once had a place near a main railway station. Thought, at time, how great for quick access to transport, airport, city-center, etc. Then realized. But got used to it. Then coming back to more pastoral area had same problem. You adapt. But it is weird. Now with apps I can have rain (sounds) on during drioughts etc and such.

Hope whatever you need MRI for works out to be nothing...
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 08:58:57 PM
I once had a place near a main railway station. Thought, at time, how great for quick access to transport, airport, city-center, etc. Then realized. But got used to it. Then coming back to more pastoral area had same problem. You adapt. But it is weird. Now with apps I can have rain (sounds) on during drioughts etc and such.

Hope whatever you need MRI for works out to be nothing...


You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???




It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression.  Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated case”. Need “systems approach”.  Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.”  I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.


The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description




1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....


Well, you get the idea.
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Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 09:11:58 PM

You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???




It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression.  Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated case”. Need “systems approach”.  Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.”  I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.


The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description




1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....


Well, you get the idea.

Good luck. Luckily BG is down so if you mention site to neurologists or associated brain docs they won't get more alarmed. But in seriousness, good luck and good you in area with great hospitals and such, though they should pay more attention to what patients report history-wise. All the best.
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Post by: KSM32 on July 11, 2018, 09:20:38 PM
My table saw called it a day, today. 11 years of service :-X
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Post by: TigerLily on July 11, 2018, 09:51:30 PM
I wonder if I am the first person to fall asleep with their head in an mri machine. [/font]

I have had three mri's for my brain and fell asleep each time. Must be a sign of exceptional intelligence. But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 09:54:58 PM
I have had three mri's for my brain and fell asleep each time. Must be a sign of exceptional intelligence. But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk


Oh no. That’s exactly like I felt. I was dizzy as all get out ajd could barely stand up.  And this one was without contrast dye.




When I had the CT scan in June it was really short but I almost lost my cookies afterwards because of the contrast dye.
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Post by: albrecht on July 11, 2018, 10:02:38 PM
My table saw called it a day, today. 11 years of service :-X

Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"
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Post by: GravitySucks on July 11, 2018, 10:04:02 PM
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"


Or more like a “urpeeeeeeeerch”
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Post by: Bluejay on July 12, 2018, 12:11:40 AM
I'd say American men have the biggest man boobs in the world also. We need the official measurements, of course.   8)
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Post by: Bluejay on July 12, 2018, 12:14:16 AM
Potatoes
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Post by: Sofia on July 12, 2018, 07:01:15 PM

You saying you hope they find nothing in my head boy???




It’s not nothing. I have been telling doctors for years I had something wrong in my head. They kept writing me off saying it was just stress or just depression.  Last month they finally did a CT scan. All they keep saying is “complicated case”. Need “systems approach”.  Nobody says “We’re sorry, you were right.”  I have 2 more and an eeg scheduled for Friday and then a Friday night sleep study.


The neurologist didn’t believe my list that showed 35 concussions especially when she saw the description




1. TRIED TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN AND HIT RADIATOR (TWICE)
2. AUNT AND GIRLFRIEND PLAYING CATCH WITH ME ON BED AND HIT FOOTBOARD.
....


Well, you get the idea.
The leaves of the edible regular shrinking violet are tumor shrinkers.  People used to make violet candy and put the leaves on salads.  The are very alkalinizing.  Not the African furry ones of course.
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Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 12, 2018, 07:05:56 PM
But I wonder if I'm the only one who comes out of one basically drunk

It helps if you haven't been drinking all day.  :P
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Post by: wr250 on July 12, 2018, 08:12:37 PM
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also works on apples.
generally makes a huge mess as well.
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Post by: TigerLily on July 12, 2018, 10:23:32 PM
It helps if you haven't been drinking all day.  :P

Aha! That explains it
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Post by: KSM32 on July 12, 2018, 11:47:08 PM
Was the dynamo or sub alert-esque or hurricane siren wind-down sound different, like a final "I'm done" or, more appropriate, a "he's winding down?"

Since you're asking. I was finishing a staircase in a new build house about 65 miles out o' town. One of the other contractors made off with my heavy duty extension cord the previous day which was very convenient as it was their last day and I was literally the last guy to finish up on that job on the following day, today.  I was left with no choice but to use a light duty cord as that was all that was available.. after all I only had three stair nosings to cut as well as a reducer strip. Either way, the smell of bad electricity billowed out of my saw engine as it said, so long pal.  in all the job sites I've been on I've not stolen so much as a pencil but this is sure to learn me not to leave ANYTHING behind for the next day. 

I have two backup wheeled Rigid T-saws still in the box. Coz I can write them off :)
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Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 10:05:26 AM

Oh no. That’s exactly like I felt. I was dizzy as all get out and could barely stand up.  And this one was without contrast dye.

When I had the CT scan in June it was really short but I almost lost my cookies afterwards because of the contrast dye.
You two are troopers, that's for sure.  Did you get the doughnut one, or the claustrophobic one that Noory had?
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Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 13, 2018, 10:11:32 AM
also works on apples.
generally makes a huge mess as well.

And small potatoes?
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Post by: sumethinz new on July 13, 2018, 03:30:36 PM
For our friend, zeeb

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Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:33:02 PM
For our friend, zeeb
Small but mighty!
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Post by: sumethinz new on July 13, 2018, 03:42:13 PM
Small but mighty!

Indeed! Happy Friday
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Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:48:01 PM
Since you're asking. I was finishing a staircase in a new build house about 65 miles out o' town. One of the other contractors made off with my heavy duty extension cord the previous day which was very convenient as it was their last day and I was literally the last guy to finish up on that job on the following day, today.  I was left with no choice but to use a light duty cord as that was all that was available.. after all I only had three stair nosings to cut as well as a reducer strip. Either way, the smell of bad electricity billowed out of my saw engine as it said, so long pal.  in all the job sites I've been on I've not stolen so much as a pencil but this is sure to learn me not to leave ANYTHING behind for the next day. 

I have two backup wheeled Rigid T-saws still in the box. Coz I can write them off :)
Just maintain a little collaterol, lol, only kidding... I think...
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Post by: Sofia on July 13, 2018, 03:48:46 PM
Indeed! Happy Friday
Here's to a great weekend!
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Post by: sumethinz new on July 13, 2018, 04:02:16 PM
Here's to a great weekend!

I officially take back my smite. It was an accident, I promise!
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Post by: wr250 on July 13, 2018, 06:17:16 PM
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Post by: TigerLily on July 15, 2018, 07:42:26 PM
How adorable is Peter Sagan? I end up with a major crush on him every July. Here he is describing his win on the cobblestones this spring. And some pics from today's TDF stage on the dreaded aforementioned cobblestones. Rest day tomorrow then the Alps starting Tuesday  8)

so dreamy ...

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Post by: PB on July 15, 2018, 08:04:16 PM
How adorable is Peter Sagan? I end up with a major crush on him every July. Here he is describing his win on the cobblestones this spring. And some pics from today's TDF stage on the dreaded aforementioned cobblestones. Rest day tomorrow then the Alps starting Tuesday  8)

so dreamy ...

I detest Mark Cavanaugh.  And the jerks on his lead out team

Remember last year when that little cheater tried to elbow Sagan out of the way going up to the line, crashed, and had Sagan thrown out of the Tour?  Awful.  Typical of that little prick.

Asked about it the other day, Sagan just laughed it off and said he was glad to be back in the Tour this year.  I like him too, I wish he'd train to be a GC guy for some team and not just go for sprints and stage wins
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Post by: TigerLily on July 15, 2018, 09:30:20 PM
I detest Mark Cavanaugh.  And the jerks on his lead out team

Remember last year when that little cheater tried to elbow Sagan out of the way going up to the line, crashed, and had Sagan thrown out of the Tour?  Awful.  Typical of that little prick.

Asked about it the other day, Sagan just laughed it off and said he was glad to be back in the Tour this year.  I like him too, I wish he'd train to be a GC guy for some team and not just go for sprints and stage wins

I totally agree. Sagan was seriously cheated last year. A real disgrace. Cavanaugh is now a has-been. Maybe once Sagan has his place permanently cemented in the history books maybe he'll go GC. But his personality is all sprinter. He certainly has the skills but does he have the temperament for GC?
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Post by: PB on July 15, 2018, 09:41:19 PM
... Cavanaugh is now a has-been...

Who says there's no good news
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Post by: TigerLily on July 16, 2018, 08:16:56 AM
I detest Mark Cavanaugh.  ...

Cavanaugh is now a has-been. ...

This proves just how much a has-been Mark really is. We both got his last name wrong. It's Cavendish not Cavanaugh  ::)
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Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 03:45:30 PM
Must have a little SCOTUS on your minds...tee hee... ::)
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Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 04:28:24 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 04:58:20 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.

No "castle doctrine" or at least "stand your ground" laws there? Or just police or security guards? Or a nice big dog?

Be careful, "Foodlion" disappeared, from BG at least, after posting messages about trespassers and what to do....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 05:00:12 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.

Karma UP+

...esp. for starting the NFL thread... :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 05:25:41 PM
No "castle doctrine" or at least "stand your ground" laws there? Or just police or security guards? Or a nice big dog?

Be careful, "Foodlion" disappeared, from BG at least, after posting messages about trespassers and what to do....

'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 05:26:08 PM
Karma UP+

...esp. for starting the NFL thread... :)

Cool.  Thanks!  I need all the good karma I can get.   ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 06:19:43 PM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)

Well since BG is unsold and the ISO hasn't been released I can't quote verbatim. But Foodlion had bought a rural property in Kentucky was growing food etc and going off-grid, sorta, but "methheads" were trespassing and stealing stuff and the local PD was, apparently, "corrupt" or at least too busy to come out and help. He was seeking ways to stop or record so he could report. Of course, many ideas of BGers were mentioned, including some that would be illegal (like shotgun traps, pitfalls,etc.) And legal like motion operated lights, cams etc. I suggested bear traps like used in oil&gas fields etc (essentially a shotgun trip-wire but not shooting the person but a big 'bang' that scares away, though I admittedly was unsure of legality for use on methheads. Then he disappeared. (Hopefully from BG only.) I think a dog is good idea, and legal. Even a small one if barks sometimes can be. And now motion operated lights and even cams are cheap. Basically you just want them to go somewhere else, at this point in some areas, not even catch. Generally, criminals are lazy. (I say generally because there are cases in which crazy work is done for meth- like stealing live power lines, manhole covers, and even RR tracks to sell for scrap! A lot of work! For not that much return, considering!)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 06:45:22 PM
Well since BG is unsold and the ISO hasn't been released I can't quote verbatim. But Foodlion had bought a rural property in Kentucky was growing food etc and going off-grid, sorta, but "methheads" were trespassing and stealing stuff and the local PD was, apparently, "corrupt" or at least too busy to come out and help. He was seeking ways to stop or record so he could report. Of course, many ideas of BGers were mentioned, including some that would be illegal (like shotgun traps, pitfalls,etc.) And legal like motion operated lights, cams etc. I suggested bear traps like used in oil&gas fields etc (essentially a shotgun trip-wire but not shooting the person but a big 'bang' that scares away, though I admittedly was unsure of legality for use on methheads. Then he disappeared. (Hopefully from BG only.) I think a dog is good idea, and legal. Even a small one if barks sometimes can be. And now motion operated lights and even cams are cheap. Basically you just want them to go somewhere else, at this point in some areas, not even catch. Generally, criminals are lazy. (I say generally because there are cases in which crazy work is done for meth- like stealing live power lines, manhole covers, and even RR tracks to sell for scrap! A lot of work! For not that much return, considering!)

So essentially YOU scared Foodlion away.  ;D  I kid. ;)

My Mom is in the city proper and even though it's a nice little area, with a diverse group of people that actually coexist, it is surrounded by subsidized public housing and the new "renovations" they've done to the west corridor seem to be made to accommodate all the Hispanic people that are moving in by the droves.  Nearly every property has been purchased by anybody 'not white' since the city put out bonds, etc, for development.  YES...THAT may sound racist of me but it's the truth.  There were other bids and it seems it was rigged to have minorities get it.  Regardless, I don't care unless the neighborhood doesn't improve.  It hasn't.  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 16, 2018, 07:04:01 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 16, 2018, 07:55:03 PM
So essentially YOU scared Foodlion away.  ;D  I kid. ;)

My Mom is in the city proper and even though it's a nice little area, with a diverse group of people that actually coexist, it is surrounded by subsidized public housing and the new "renovations" they've done to the west corridor seem to be made to accommodate all the Hispanic people that are moving in by the droves.  Nearly every property has been purchased by anybody 'not white' since the city put out bonds, etc, for development.  YES...THAT may sound racist of me but it's the truth.  There were other bids and it seems it was rigged to have minorities get it.  Regardless, I don't care unless the neighborhood doesn't improve.  It hasn't.  :-\

She needs to move.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 07:58:43 PM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:
Quote from: FoodLion

September 02, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »
Here I sit, dumbfounded about what happened last night.
At around 11:30pm--First we hear some one hopping over the fence, I go out with a flash light to investigate but see nothing. Suddenly it hits me, my camera is pointed at that spot, the same spot they've hopped over time and time again. Expecting to finally get pictures of the piece of filth in action, I go to check the camera, It's gone. Fucking thieves stole my camera and the memory card.

I look for my dog and he's laying on the ground. They must've fed him something to make him sick or fall asleep. I'm about to turn into a hobo with a shotgun and start street sweeping these dope heads.

Looks like I'm going to sell my 4 wheeler and get the money for a security system. At this point I'd rather catch the idiots more than anything. I might be looking for some advice later. If you know about security systems, please let me know. I'm hoping I can get one that will go wifi and I can work and watch from my computer screen. Any suggestions?

Edit: I am on a budget crises. If you guys can help point me to something really cheap and effective, I will hansomly reward you with any video or pictures of thieves that I manage to get. You guys will really enjoy looking at these ugly mofos. They look like Skelitor from He-man. Just a bag of bones with track marks down their arms. Some real nasty sonofvabitches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 08:05:35 PM
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:

 :(  yep I think that was toward the end. On BG only, hopefully.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 08:14:21 PM
She needs to move.

YES!

I've begged her for a few years now.  There's always an excuse why she can't.   ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
I think Foodlion made one more post after this one below, but I can't say for sure:

Where did he live?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 08:21:53 PM
Where did he live?
That's a detail I don't recall, and regrettably it's an important one.  @albrecht has a great memory, so he's probably right about Kentucky.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 08:23:42 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)

You're the best, wr250!   :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 16, 2018, 08:34:05 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)

What the?  :o

First thing I clicked was an 'Old Greg' avatar I once used.  LOL!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 17, 2018, 05:53:14 AM
With this big, beautiful, blank canvas Bart El has provided we are recreating Bell Gab.  I guess old dogs can’t learn new tricks.  😟
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 17, 2018, 06:55:20 AM
You're the best, wr250!   :-*
yw.
i had saved many of those pages , but not all. i simply grabbed all the images and put them in a .zip for you all to enjoy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 17, 2018, 02:12:13 PM
here is what i have of the old eye-pad thread; it contains all the images i from saving the pages, i dont have them all sorry.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW (https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o0Ak23-cQzmyr-W1Zh4zOumpttiCd_pW)

Whoa, lots of work there - KARMA UP!

 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM
Thunderstorms just rolled in.  Even though I have the AC on, the window is open and the drapes are blowing parallel to the floor.  The sound and feel is very comforting.   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 17, 2018, 04:25:23 PM
What the?  :o

First thing I clicked was an 'Old Greg' avatar I once used.  LOL!

Oh that avatar always creeped me out!
Title: Deer Convention
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2018, 04:41:40 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 06:15:46 AM
Onion bagel with cream cheese.  The lust for it is powerful at this moment.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on July 18, 2018, 08:19:19 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 10:48:48 AM
Thunderstorms just rolled in.  Even though I have the AC on, the window is open and the drapes are blowing parallel to the floor.  The sound and feel is very comforting.   :)
Scoot over!  I'm coming in!
Title: Re: Deer Convention
Post by: Sofia on July 18, 2018, 10:49:32 AM
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wow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 18, 2018, 03:45:47 PM
Scoot over!  I'm coming in!

Well C'mon!!!  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 19, 2018, 12:24:56 PM
Canning.  I want to get into canning.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 19, 2018, 01:48:54 PM
Canning.  I want to get into canning.
I’ve always wondered why it’s not called bottling.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 19, 2018, 05:31:31 PM
I think there are more flavors now, but licorice came is two flavors - the red vines and the black ones.  Growing up I thought it was odd there were just the two flavors, and they were so different from each other.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on July 19, 2018, 10:44:29 PM
Went out for breakfast this morning. There were little crunchy eggshell bits in my scrambled eggs. Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings.

#Gag reflex
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Exile on July 20, 2018, 04:11:23 AM
That old question to your Dad right before you go to get your first license.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? The thoughtful looks. The partial but never completed answers and the final "because".

You gotta love Dad.

 :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 20, 2018, 08:33:40 AM
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Never too early to start Christmas shopping
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 21, 2018, 01:12:13 AM
 
Well C'mon!!!  :D
;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 21, 2018, 01:27:40 AM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)
I think the no trespassing signs make it easier for the cops to make the people leave.  When I've reported trespassing, that's the first recommendation.  Not because it does any good, but because then the cops can tell the trespassers that they were warned. 

As you probably know (but your mom might not), sometimes cops have a higher priority happening, so they can't come.  It's not that they wouldn't.

I would try to sabotage whatever benefit they get by trespassing.  If they get privacy, prune back the landscaping.  If they sleep, install bright lights on intermittent timers.  Perhaps a sprinkler would be a deterrant?  If they congregate in an open space, she could fill the space with a vehicle or trailer.  Sounds awful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: WildCard on July 21, 2018, 09:42:40 AM
this is the greatest thing ever.

"One user asked the question that was on all of our lips, why? Yes, Innes. Why?

"His answer: ‘Don’t want it to go to waste.’

"Speaking to the Metro he explained: ‘The discovery of the black sarcophagus in Alexandria sparked interest the world over, and amongst friends was immediately picked up as a symbol of hope. People were given an opportunity they’re often denied in recent times – to picture a brighter, more optimistic future in which the earth is blighted, torn apart and consumed piece by piece at the hands of furious immortal Egyptian gods. The potential to unleash this curse upon ourselves by opening the sarcophagus offered a degree of control over our lives which, in the current political and financial climate, we’re so often denied.

"Many felt let down when the dark and extremely cursed sarcophagus was pried open to reveal only skeletons drenched in raw sewage, which is weird because skeletons are inherently pretty awesome. However, I stand true to the hope we were promised, and deeply believe that by consuming the skeleton juice in the form of a carbonated high caffeine energy drink that we can still have the opportunity to enter an era of unending darkness and despair. I’m so glad to see others backing the petition, and sharing in my mission to rapidly bring about the end of all things.’


https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238

https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 21, 2018, 02:01:25 PM
I was doing laundry and was watching the last hour of today's Tour de France stage on a super steep finale. And what do my eyes behold? Painted on road about halfway up the nasty climb was, "GRAVITY SUCKS"

GS, êtes-vous à Mende aujourd'hui?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Lob Bazare on July 21, 2018, 04:26:05 PM
Karma: ∞
 
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on July 21, 2018, 04:44:40 PM
Karma: ∞
 
My cats name is Karma. She has been with me for 20+ years. I have all the Karma I need.
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What a cutie!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 21, 2018, 06:40:42 PM
I was doing laundry and was watching the last hour of today's Tour de France stage on a super steep finale. And what do my eyes behold? Painted on road about halfway up the nasty climb was, "GRAVITY SUCKS"

GS, êtes-vous à Mende aujourd'hui?


Oui oui!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on July 21, 2018, 10:33:59 PM

Oui oui!

C'est vrai? Ooh là là. Formidable!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 22, 2018, 07:42:26 PM
I’m dressing up as a vampire pumpkin for Halloween.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on July 23, 2018, 06:38:28 AM
'Stand your ground' is in effect.  However, 'No Trespassing' signs are useless.  The police don't answer those calls.  Why?  I don't know.  That's what the cop told my Mom. 

I don't recall what Foodlion said...however do me a solid and put me in check if I start to go down his (or her) path.   ;)

here is your answer:
when they trespass again, call the police. when the police say "we dont respond to those calls" say "thats ok i have a shotgun" and hang up. the cops will arrive shortly.

 
be sure to not have any long or short guns and when they ask "why did you say you had a gun" answer "i thought you didnt respond to trespass calls"

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 23, 2018, 08:17:35 AM
here is your answer:
when they trespass again, call the police. when the police say "we dont respond to those calls" say "thats ok i have a shotgun" and hang up. the cops will arrive shortly.

be sure to not have any long or short guns and when they ask "why did you say you had a gun" answer "i thought you didnt respond to trespass calls"

LOL!  That may not work out too well for me.  They just need to patrol more.  Occasionally you see a car with the flood light going down the street.  That's rare anymore.  Plus the neighbors are of no help.  They see nothing unless it affects them or if they want to be nosey about what you have or what you are doing on any given day.  I'm a pretty good deterrent when I'm here, but I'm not always and I worry.

I convinced my Mom to move however.  That's a good thing.  This area is going down the tubes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:13:51 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.

Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 23, 2018, 11:22:07 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating

Hi! 😃
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Dyna-X on July 23, 2018, 11:22:41 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.
I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 11:25:54 AM
So I keep wondering where the bottom of the barrel regarding weirdos is on online dating sites. The latest one told me cologne would kill me, said she only uses essential oils and natural deodorant, and that she likes to be sensual and rub people down with basil leaves. I am willing to bet she reeks. Needless to say it was a hard pass. But I keep thinking in the grand scheme of things holy shit am I normal.

Story number 2 today is a couple where the picture is a woman in a nude colored bra. Not. Sexy. Ever. No on gets turned on by a nude color bra. My account also says no couples. No one reads either.


You are. Well, except the fish with the laser weapon on its head.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:42:00 AM
I wonder if she is part of the same club that goes into a conniption and stage level drama when someone lights up a cigarette. In the good old days when you could still smoke in a grocery store, the weak ones were toughened up by a little second hand smoke and everyone got along.
Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 11:44:52 AM
Oh I am sure. She had a lecture for several things. It was mind blowing to say the least. All I sent back was a simple, this isn't going to work, good luck out there. Oh did I forget to mention she wasn't opposed to polyamory and thought Trump was the devil?


If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:48:55 AM

If we all embraced polyamory they couldn’t criticize Trump for his divorces.
I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much.  :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 23, 2018, 11:53:43 AM
Hi! 😃
 

lol, Weiner   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 23, 2018, 11:54:35 AM
Karma: ∞
 
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beautiful   :) plus 1 karma anyway   8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 11:54:36 AM
I honestly don't give a rat's ass about politics and sadly for me most lesbians/queer and whatever else they are calling themselves now do. So it's totally ok. It gives me great stories to share here and else where. And you leave my fish alone, sir. It's now a memorial tattoo, thank you very much.  :P


It is quite the collector’s item.  You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:57:29 AM
Hi! 😃
LOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 23, 2018, 11:57:58 AM

It is quite the collector’s item.  You should put in your will that you want that piece of flesh turned into a lamp shade and donated to The Computer Museum as a testament of how quickly the internet devolved from people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet to the dregs that were brought about by the less than genius benefactors at Vandeven Enterprises.
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 12:04:31 PM
I'll think about it. As it is I want to be cremated. Besides I won't care I'll be dead.  ;D


I might as well trademark it. All the ink, it could make me money some day


SaveTheInk™️ Lampshades and Memorabilia.


Bart, can I list the services on Bart’s Sharts?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 23, 2018, 12:15:30 PM
... people like me that had an IQ of over 180 on usenet...

What's your IQ elsewhere?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 23, 2018, 12:40:22 PM
What's your IQ elsewhere?


Whatever IQ you want me to be big boy. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 23, 2018, 12:53:33 PM
The latest one told me cologne would kill me

Not necessarily wrong. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/toxic-perfumes-and-colognes/

There's also a book that detailed that almost no artificial scents or fragrances have been tested to see if they are carcinogens. Can't recall the name of it off hand.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on July 23, 2018, 11:07:22 PM
People should stop trespassing on my Mom's property.  I don't want to go to jail.

Use the paper bags fm Trader Joe's.  they are very absorbent.  And don't come apart when wet.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2018, 02:32:44 AM
Went out for breakfast this morning. There were little crunchy eggshell bits in my scrambled eggs. Either that or it was the cooks toenail clippings.

#Gag reflex
Those are good for you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 24, 2018, 02:35:53 AM
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Hi, Karma, sweet kitty.  Have a nice day!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on July 25, 2018, 01:25:50 AM
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What a knowing expression on Karma's sweet face.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on July 25, 2018, 01:48:02 AM
The naked yoga guy at Planet Fitness...

Saw something approximating this on the beach in Fort Lauderdale.  Imagine a dumpster fire sporting a blue Speedo.  Yoga poses, many not successful.  At least the husky gent was merciful enough to be facing the ocean, not me.

Where's Rodney Yee when you need him?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 05:14:41 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 25, 2018, 05:16:08 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[

Wow.  Not sure how that happened.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 25, 2018, 05:16:37 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[

Problem solved.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 05:18:26 PM
Wow.  Not sure how that happened.  ;D

It happens every once in a while and has been doing so since I was a kid.  Now is one of those times.   :-[  No reason to worry though.  It usually passes in about a half hour.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 05:19:22 PM
Problem solved.

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Peeling those off would just aggravate them.  LOL.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2018, 05:19:49 PM
It happens every once in a while and has been doing so since I was a kid.  Now is one of those times.   :-[  No reason to worry though.  It usually passes in about a half hour.


Might be little demon thingies trying to sprout.


Note to self: be careful when you google terms like “nipple demons”


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on July 25, 2018, 05:44:36 PM
I hate it when my nipples burn! :-[
You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 25, 2018, 08:58:50 PM
What a knowing expression on Karma's sweet face.
Monalisa Karma  :).
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2018, 08:59:44 PM
Monalisa Karma  :) .


Bell’s Palsy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 25, 2018, 09:00:54 PM
 

Bell’s Palsy?
:P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on July 25, 2018, 09:46:37 PM
You might try loosening those red suspenders holding up your bright red diapers, big boy. ;) ;D

LOL!  Well-played, sir!!! ;D ;D

It's better.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on July 26, 2018, 11:31:56 AM
Ahh I can't find my avatar anymore. I had this creepy creature that looked exactly like Noory, it came from a book and I can't remember what it was  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 26, 2018, 12:08:13 PM
Ahh I can't find my avatar anymore. I had this creepy creature that looked exactly like Noory, it came from a book and I can't remember what it was  :'(

This one, George carrying a baby Tommee?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on July 26, 2018, 02:24:12 PM
This one, George carrying a baby Tommee?

IT IS. Thank you so much !
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on July 26, 2018, 05:05:10 PM
IT IS. Thank you so much !

You're welcome, I love that pic too and laugh whenever I see it when you post
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 27, 2018, 09:48:31 AM
Anyone else notice since the zoo has been created that their karma isn't going down anymore? I'm beginning to think that a lot of the giving people negative karma as soon as they joined might have been tied to those in the zoo. To quote someone else on the board, I could be wrong though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on July 27, 2018, 10:39:27 AM
Is there a way to see who’s in the cuckshack at any given time?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 27, 2018, 10:59:50 AM
Straws suck!

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/ (https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 27, 2018, 03:51:47 PM
Anyone else notice since the zoo has been created that their karma isn't going down anymore? I'm beginning to think that a lot of the giving people negative karma as soon as they joined might have been tied to those in the zoo. To quote someone else on the board, I could be wrong though.

What is this 'zoo' you speak of?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on July 27, 2018, 05:15:23 PM
I’ve been smited.  Or is it smit?  Or smitten? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on July 27, 2018, 05:21:36 PM
I’ve been smited.  Or is it smit?  Or smitten?

You were smited, and I hear 'ya. I was up to plus two! But my Deer Bart thread in the random topics has cost me, leveled me out.  :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 27, 2018, 09:55:47 PM
What is this 'zoo' you speak of?

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The thread where people go in to detention and are allowed visitors.

An example is a locked thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=66.0 located in How to Use Ellgab, "Having a Bad Day" thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 27, 2018, 10:33:03 PM
You were smited, and I hear 'ya. I was up to plus two! But my Deer Bart thread in the random topics has cost me, leveled me out.  :'(
I liked your Deer Bart thread!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 27, 2018, 10:34:05 PM
Monalisa Karma  :).
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MeowaLisa Karma!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 01:55:07 AM
Straws suck!

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/ (https://www.denverpost.com/2018/07/24/yes-plastic-straws-are-really-that-bad/)
They come in very handy during dental problems...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 04:16:17 PM
Everything I drop is landing gross side down the last couple weeks.  Lucky streak has ended.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 28, 2018, 05:20:20 PM
They come in very handy during dental problems...

For sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on July 28, 2018, 05:21:12 PM
Everything I drop is landing gross side down the last couple weeks.  Lucky streak has ended.

Stop dropping things.   :D

Glad I could help.   ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 11:35:54 PM
Stop dropping things.   :D

Glad I could help.   ;)  ;D
The reacher needs to be used  ::).
Title: Darwin award winner?
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 29, 2018, 06:28:05 PM
Was in Norfolk over the weekend.  Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval base
to scope things out.  He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
Title: Re: Darwin award winner?
Post by: albrecht on July 29, 2018, 06:46:33 PM
Was in Norfolk over the weekend.  Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval base
to scope things out.  He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
Did they have a talk with the suspicious character taking pictures from across the water?  ;)

Bad shooting and with ridiculous stereotyping, sort of surprised article printed the facts:

https://patch.com/tennessee/across-tn/s/gh9vv/hunt-new-orleans-gunmen-who-fired-crowd-daiquiri-shop
https://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/07/claiborne_avenue_shooting.html

"Authorities are searching for two gunmen who appeared to "fire indiscriminately" at a crowd in New Orleans, killing three and wounding least seven others. It happened Saturday night outside a daiquiri shop. "

"City Police Chief Michael Harrison said two people "clothed with what we believed to be hoods" approached the crowd from behind in front of the shop and opened fire."


"The Times-Picayune reported that two bodies were in front of the Chicken & Watermelon restaurant."

"Harrison said, "appeared to fire indiscriminately" at the crowd, though they stood over one individual and fired more than once at that person before they fled the scene on foot toward Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. "
Title: Re: Darwin award winner?
Post by: KSM32 on July 29, 2018, 07:21:56 PM
Was in Norfolk over the weekend.  Kind of hard to see but this shows a rocket scientist in a kayak that paddled on over to the naval base
to scope things out.  He got pretty darn close to the USS Harry Truman before the Navy woke up and shooed him away.
I don't know where you call home, but I'm assuming you walked all night to get to Norfolk? ;D

Great picture btw.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Gd5150 on July 29, 2018, 09:46:50 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on July 30, 2018, 01:20:41 AM
The start/stop button on videos is at center stage.  It should be offset because on small screens it blocks everything when you try to slow motion!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on August 01, 2018, 11:31:07 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on August 01, 2018, 04:51:50 PM
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we are the knights who say "halp i iz burnin"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 02, 2018, 06:45:31 AM
http://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=480

10/10 user name
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on August 04, 2018, 06:30:45 PM
I wish somebody would start a BBQ tips thread.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 06, 2018, 08:34:06 AM
https://www.ellab.com/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: crawdad on August 06, 2018, 08:47:00 AM
we are the knights who say "halp i iz burnin"
Ni ! 
You made me laugh. 
This should win the Photo-Captioning Contest for Unrepentent Holy Grail Fanatics.

A nice shrubbery to you, along with my regards.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2018, 09:03:32 AM
There were actually two defenestrations of Prague.  In the first, everybody died; in the second, everybody lived.  In both cases, Protestants (or proto-Protestants in the case of the Hussites) pushed Catholics out the windows.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 06, 2018, 03:55:08 PM
I've always wondered if the creator of Dethklok (from Metalocalypse) used Ambrosia as a visual inspiration.   Just think about it...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Fast and Bulbous on August 07, 2018, 08:06:49 AM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 07, 2018, 07:10:20 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on August 08, 2018, 10:47:26 AM
Some birds can talk and carry on conversations to a limited degree. They are descended from dinosaurs. Does that mean some dinosaurs could talk? Hey, Bronte you’re my next meal.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on August 08, 2018, 11:11:44 AM
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Ha!!  Gotta love Merv! ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 08, 2018, 11:17:49 AM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.
Is there a Starbucks nearby?  You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on August 08, 2018, 11:20:57 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Fast and Bulbous on August 08, 2018, 11:36:30 AM
Is there a Starbucks nearby?  You can always hang out there, post on EllGab, and don't have to buy a thing. ;)
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: XArea51 on August 10, 2018, 06:00:31 AM
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.


No public libraries near by? Or even college libraries and lounges will let you hang out.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on August 12, 2018, 11:02:19 PM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.

FAB, sorry for late reply, just read your post.  All the other suggestions before mine are really good.  Could you try calling your City Hall to see if any help (donated a/cs) is available?  Sometimes programs are available to help with utilities.  Sometimes churches and such provide cooling stations.  I wish you the best.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 13, 2018, 09:22:59 PM
It's 102°C in my apt and it's just as hot outside. I don't have AC.  The only business nearby with AC is a grocery store but I dont want to lurk there. I'm scared of public pools.

I put freezer gel packs in my pockets. I tried to make a swamp cooler thing by hanging up wet sheets. Its not helping.

on the positive side...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 14, 2018, 12:34:50 AM
There are 3 within 20 minutes walking, but none of them have function ing ACS. Just doors open with fans. I ended up going to the grocery store and took as long shopping as I could tolerate.
Hospitals usually have alcoves and a cafeteria.  And the ER waiting room is 24/7.

Mylar!  Dollar store!!  Keep the sun out, darken windows.  I have scooted large furniture in front of extra windows to reduce heat.  If it's safe let the night air in and shut the day air out.

Marble is the coolest thing.  If you can find a couple slabs (make sure they are real, they will be cool to the touch) at least you'll have a cool surface to rest your arms on or try sitting on.  Those gel-filled pet cooling pads sort of work if they are in a shady area, for about two years.

You're going to need a/c.  Nothing wrong with standing by the open fridge for a little while if you have to.

Good idea like you said to ice your arteries (back of neck, inside of wrists) for 20 minutes at a time.  Cool shower helps.  Squirt bottle!  Fan!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 14, 2018, 12:38:16 AM
I wish somebody would start a BBQ tips thread.
Don't wish your life away...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on August 14, 2018, 08:56:32 PM
Don't wish your life away...
Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 14, 2018, 09:31:54 PM
 :P
Huh? C'mon, what it that! Stop it. Christmas is not so far off and you don't want to be off my list ;) You'll need paypal. You see, I'm making a list and checking it from time to time. Going to find out who's been reasonably..
:P  The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 14, 2018, 10:37:37 PM
:P :P  The only thing I want for Christmas is for George Noory to sign up for a brain swap with someone a little more sensitive.

Someone like... Tommy?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 18, 2018, 03:18:35 PM
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https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliqueHeadstrongShrewPanicBasket
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 18, 2018, 11:19:07 PM
"Challenged myself to shoot a Day to Night to Day timelapse: 15 hours of Earths rotation in 26 seconds"


https://gfycat.com/CraftyShabbyIberianchiffchaff
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 18, 2018, 11:23:14 PM
"A timelapse of the Milky Way that was recorded using an equatorial tracking mount over a period of around 3 hours to show Earth's rotation relative to the Milky Way.

I used a Sony a7SII with the Canon 24-70mm f2.8 lens and recorded 1100 10" exposures at a 12-second interval. All the frames were captured at F/2.8 and 16000iso.
"



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 19, 2018, 02:09:47 AM
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Title: Stealing Stolen Art?
Post by: albrecht on August 19, 2018, 03:32:54 PM
Unverified but it would appear the Chinese, either the government or the uber-rich oligarchs and 'capitalists', are stealing art, or stealing their stolen art back; depending on one's perspective.

"“We will never give up, we will never stop—no matter the effort. We need [the Chinese] people to see that everything that belonged to us is coming back.”

https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on August 20, 2018, 08:34:10 AM
Stuck in the dmv

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on August 20, 2018, 03:01:08 PM
Apparently there is no more "annoying" thread at EG so I will post here:
1) why is there a protocol that you clap when someone gets a "Daily Double" on Jeopardy!, even fellow contestants. Why clap to celebrate your opponents?

2) On todays Jeopardy! an answer incorrectly mentioned some inventor of "fidgets." I hope Alex corrects this in the future show to point out that Mr.Fidget is the inventor, as can be verified by listening to old Art Bell C2C shows.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on August 20, 2018, 04:28:42 PM
Apparently there is no more "annoying" thread at EG so I will post here:

2) On todays Jeopardy! an answer incorrectly mentioned some inventor of "fidgets." I hope Alex corrects this in the future show to point out that Mr.Fidget is the inventor, as can be verified by listening to old Art Bell C2C shows.
I think the socially acceptable thing to do now is to make a tweet assault on Alex, screaming and calling him vile names. I don’t twit, so I don’t know for sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on August 20, 2018, 05:56:40 PM
i dont twitter or facebook, to the annoyance of some; glad to see someone else that doesnt either.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 20, 2018, 07:40:35 PM
Change is bad
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on August 20, 2018, 09:41:05 PM


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Title: Re: Stealing Stolen Art?
Post by: TigerLily on August 20, 2018, 11:21:25 PM
Unverified but it would appear the Chinese, either the government or the uber-rich oligarchs and 'capitalists', are stealing art, or stealing their stolen art back; depending on one's perspective.

"“We will never give up, we will never stop—no matter the effort. We need [the Chinese] people to see that everything that belonged to us is coming back.”

https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist

Here's some special Chinese art for you. I saw a lot of these in China

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And last but not least ...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 21, 2018, 01:33:21 PM
i dont twitter or facebook, to the annoyance of some; glad to see someone else that doesnt either.

Count me in as well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 21, 2018, 02:59:23 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2018, 03:00:46 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.

It's the jift that keeps on jiving.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on August 21, 2018, 06:25:18 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.

They can call it whatever they like in Britain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on August 21, 2018, 06:36:24 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
Maybe this is really "GIF."

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on August 21, 2018, 07:02:37 PM
Maybe this is really "GIF."

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Or Jiffy if you are from the old place.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on August 22, 2018, 03:23:36 PM
Jif is, in fact, my favorite peanut butter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on August 22, 2018, 09:00:01 PM
Jif is, in fact, my favorite peanut butter.

I use to really like Skippy :) But now, not so much. Jif is real good but Kraft smooth and creamy is really nice too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on August 22, 2018, 09:02:27 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
Brings this into question. Giffy Pop!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on August 23, 2018, 03:28:16 PM
The GIF was invented in 1987 by a computer scientist named Steve Wilhite, who insists upon the soft “g.”  He explains, “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both definitions. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘g,’ pronounced ‘jif.’  End of story.”

I can breathe easier now.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 12:46:33 AM
Maybe this is really "GIF."

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Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now?  I did, and was shocked.  How did they get my email address?  Bart where are you?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on August 25, 2018, 12:53:01 AM
Seriously, are you guys getting email spam from JIF now?  I did, and was shocked.  How did they get my email address?  Bart where are you?

Did you get an ad for an epi pen?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 09:27:13 PM
Did you get an ad for an epi pen?
Yes!  The last couple days, though, ads are definitely based on my web searches.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: yorkshire pud on August 25, 2018, 09:30:13 PM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on August 26, 2018, 12:44:12 AM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.

You get a karma point for finding my ex-fiances pussy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Zetaspeak on August 26, 2018, 01:28:00 PM
So the internet was going crazy yesterday over a "youtube celebrity" boxing fight that was on youtube for $10 over a white youtube guy that's an idiot and a black youtube guy that I never heard of. It ended up in a draw and people suspect something might not have been on the up and up.... Naaaaaa  ::)

Yesterday I felt a little worse for myself in even knowing this existed  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on August 26, 2018, 11:21:18 PM
There’s one at every intersection.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on August 26, 2018, 11:27:29 PM
So the internet was going crazy yesterday over a "youtube celebrity" boxing fight that was on youtube for $10 over a white youtube guy that's an idiot and a black youtube guy that I never heard of. It ended up in a draw and people suspect something might not have been on the up and up.... Naaaaaa  ::)

Yesterday I felt a little worse for myself in even knowing this existed  :-\

Youtube has enabled absolute unskilled fucktards to make a lot of money and given something for intellectually challenged people to watch.  Perfect match.
Title: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 29, 2018, 07:23:31 PM
@GravitySucks

Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks"  twice in a minute.   You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 07:28:22 PM
@GravitySucks

Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks"  twice in a minute.   You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL - thanks for the heads up. If I ever pass his table on the way to the restroom I will have to thank him.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 29, 2018, 07:34:14 PM
LOL - thanks for the heads up. If I ever pass his table on the way to the restroom I will have to thank him.

Don't forget to cock that leg................

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Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 09:42:49 PM
Don't forget to cock that leg................

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::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 09:43:56 PM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.
So cool!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 01, 2018, 07:14:02 PM
out of the ordinary random, stupid things on my mind.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on September 01, 2018, 11:44:07 PM
out of the ordinary random, stupid things on my mind.

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LOL.  That wouldn't work with a Jewish nose.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM32 on September 01, 2018, 11:49:03 PM
::)
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.

Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.

BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.

God bless you.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 02, 2018, 05:51:36 PM
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.

Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.

BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.

God bless you.

Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th grade
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM32 on September 02, 2018, 06:02:12 PM
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th grade
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!

Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P


Editing to say that I need your spite. Now be a dear would ya please.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 02, 2018, 06:06:34 PM
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!

Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P

No, I'm not seeking to control you, but it is a rather shitty way to put people down
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM32 on September 02, 2018, 07:18:12 PM
No, I'm not seeking to control you, but it is a rather shitty way to put people down
Sumethinz Judgmental
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:24:51 AM
An actual lemon off our tree...No giggling at the back.
No wonder you're such a sour-puss. ;)
(But, I'll +1 you for that anyway)   :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:30:49 AM
I use to really like Skippy :) But now, not so much. Jif is real good but Kraft smooth and creamy is really nice too.
Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter.   :)

Edit: The coconut oil gives it a really good flavor mixed w/ the peanuts - but only use a little bit (about a teaspoon.)
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:36:33 AM
@GravitySucks

Jimmy Church has just uttered the phrase "Gravity Sucks"  twice in a minute.   You have ARRIVED baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1

And @GravitySucks...   Welcome to the big time.  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 03, 2018, 12:45:28 AM
Now for the original reason i came here.

I'm glad I use an ancient machine for my web-surfing.
The manual (hardware) N.I.C. switch has saved my ass more than once.
Websites that overload and lock up the browser - kill the nic.
Someone probing for open ports - kill the nic.
Notice a stray open port 443 - kill the nic
Calling it a night and don't want SPECTRE and MELTDOWN running on your machine, but still want the browser up for when you come back - kill the nic.
(A manual nic switch powers off the card - no connection, no exfiltration of data, at least while you have the switch shut off. The newer machines may have a separate WiFi or bluetooth chip though.)

Turning off the software nic doesn't work when you need it because 9 times out of ten, the browser and / or system is locked up.
(Although I haven't had a system freeze in years, and when I did, it was usually my doing - lol)

Is this why new machines don't come with them and you have to hard power-down on a system freeze or when you can't cut the connection ?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 03, 2018, 06:15:06 AM
Is this why new machines don't come with them and you have to hard power-down on a system freeze or when you can't cut the connection ?
solution: unplug the network cable.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 03, 2018, 03:15:26 PM
I have an urge to drink ranch dressing.  Not kidding.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 04, 2018, 07:09:41 AM
So I finally changed the time on the forum to match my local time. LOL.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 04, 2018, 08:53:03 AM
I mean, it is football season.

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Title: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 04:53:55 PM
I assume the swelling will recede inside a week?   Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsSsB_1536091941
Title: Re: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 04, 2018, 05:50:59 PM
I assume the swelling will recede inside a week?   Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CsSsB_1536091941

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bet i'm going to regret emailing that to a few of my fans.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 04:17:12 AM
I have an urge to drink ranch dressing.  Not kidding.
It has buttermilk in it, which has enzymes.
Title: Re: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 04:19:02 AM
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bet i'm going to regret emailing that to a few of my fans.
Let us know how that goes, lol.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:16:35 AM
You're on a real eye roll tear lately.

Is your cat's litterbox in your room or are you allowed to have it out in the community area of the house. Oh, and is that dog still there? What about the retard? That house could be a reality show based on your earlier descriptions.

BTW, I need some smite. I wanna see how Barthur has decorated that, shed. Looking to get down into the negative double digits.

God bless you.
Thank you.  You, too.  I moved.  I never use litter boxes.  I use piddle pads.  There are two piddle pad stations in my room and one in my bathroom.  I use disposible pads as well as re-usable, washable pads.  Solids go down the toilet - I am convinced that Solid Waste can filter the bacteria, although the topic is debatable to some people.  I love using piddle pads.  I never have to carry heavy boxes of litter in, or out, ever.  There is no dust, no tracking, no build-up and everything is pristine clean two or three times per day.

At my last place the big dog did vacate about a month before I left.  Only the three little dogs remained.

There were two deranged people there, the abusive bipolar man in his 60s and the stroke-victim rager in her 50s.  I got two temporary restraining orders against the bipolar man.  The stroke victim was frequently hospitalized.  They are probably still there.  Yeah, definitely a reality show.  Unbelievable.  Nice deck, nice space, but horrid addictions/alcoholism.  I miss the cat.

I got my elderly cat out of that crazy house where blow-outs were often daily.  A new, disabled, alcoholic, female retiree couch surfer was sweet as tiramisu each day when she awoke, but by nightfall, would start to fight physically in alcoholic black-outs.  I'm sure her arrest would have been imminent if I had stayed.  I had been bruised the first time, and told her to keep her hands off me the second time.  The third time, the police warned her.

I was fortunate to have the vindication of a very fast move, of just a few sudden hours.  I sacrificed $300 in food and $900 in possessions, but no regrets except it turns out one long-handled shallow cast iron pan evidently is not easy to replace.  The head of household said she would be happy (I'd imagine so) to put the stuff I left behind to good use.  This week, I have had the fun of re-building my brand new emergency food supply.  Even cat food.  Everyone should have an emergency supply of meds, water and non-perishable food, even if it means using a local food bank to help.

This is only a 2-bedroom, so there won't be any crowds here.  Cat seems happy and gets to run at liberty in the condo when I am home.  And we still take leash walks.  I injured my back very badly in late July while vacuuming and am still recovering.  Every time I start to recover, the problem relapses.  If it relapses badly again, I will go get an x-ray to see if I have a fractured rib.  At the moment, though (just like twice before), I feel like I'm on the mend.  I nearly went to urgent care for a couple other things, but they cleared up.  Despite all this, I have gained a LOT of momentum in the gentle, slightly aerobic physical exercise department!

I know it won't be long before I can smite you, KSM, in good conscience.  But, not tonite.  What I want to know is, can a Cuckshedder earn their way back out into Ellsociety?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:18:56 AM
Get yourself a Vita-Mix (It's a 2 [peak] HorsePower blender, ) a can of Planters Virginia peanuts, and some cold processed coconut oil (which liquefies at above 76 degrees Fahrenheit , ) toss the peanuts and just a little oil in the vita-mix, and Voila', Tasty (and as smooth as you want,) peanut butter.   :)

Edit: The coconut oil gives it a really good flavor mixed w/ the peanuts - but only use a little bit (about a teaspoon.)
Yes, home ground nut butter is much healthier because it is not homogenized, according to some people.  Some health food departments have a grinder, and they provide little containers.  The price is cheaper than some prepared brands.  BTW, almond butter is half as easy on your kidneys as peanut butter, but I eat whichever.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:21:05 AM
Aright, the disturbed one. The other woman in the house that seems to have some real problems. And there's nothing wrong with the word "retard" if you're looking for anything PC outta me it's not going to happen. I'll be happy to post a cute cuddly animal picture because we can all agree on that!

Tell me this one doesn't warm your beautiful Lemmy lovin heart :) :P


Editing to say that I need your spite. Now be a dear would ya please.
I love this pic!!!
What is your avatar?  Color-coded Mind Control?
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 05:34:26 AM
Tell us why on earth you would refer to someone as a retard? You're better than that and retard hasn't even been an edgy thing to say since the 5th grade
Ordinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people.  Not nice.

The people I just moved away from were vile.  Utterly vile.  Here is an example:  The head of household, in her sixties, thinks it's cool to brag about the following incident.  She used to walk her little dog in a neighbor's yard, where it did its business.  She never cleaned it up.  One day, the neighbor asked her to clean it up.  She raged at him and is still very proud of scaring him back into his home, to this day.  End of story.  That is what she is proud of in life.

There is an official lack of affordable housing.  I was truly lucky to be there.  She, her family and their associates were liars, hypocrites, thieves, potheads, alcoholics, ragers, domestically violent, bullies, manipulators, filthy dirty, selfish, myopic, hardened, callous, disgusting, unsafe, unsanitary, diseased (two couch surfers), enablers to hard drug users (couch surfers), negligent, derelict, and drove drunk.  I forgive anyone who uses the word retard to describe any of them, because finding the right word would be too overwhelming.  I guess the right word would be sickos, but does that insult people who really are ill?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 06:08:32 AM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
Title: Re: Note to self - Don't get lip surgery out back of The Home Depot
Post by: Bart Ell on September 05, 2018, 06:32:44 AM
Attractive young lady - hopefully she isn't messed up long term.

She is.
Not the lips, though.
The brain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 06:46:45 AM
i created an account on https://mastodon.social . we will see how that goes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on September 05, 2018, 09:13:26 AM
i created an account on https://mastodon.social . we will see how that goes.
Sellout.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: paladin1991 on September 05, 2018, 09:34:11 AM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.

Which fitness center?  I may need to stop in, toss down a Scotch protein shake and intimidate some iron.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 05, 2018, 09:44:00 AM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
i can haz  a social media.
https://mastodon.social/@wr250

that is your website ?  :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 11:25:51 AM
i can haz  a social media.
https://mastodon.social/ (https://mastodon.social/)@wr250

that is your website ?  :)
no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 03:35:26 PM
the fitness center next door needs the lady drill sergeant to yell louder so we can hear it through 2 sets of steel doors, instead of one.
perhaps @paladin1991 can show her how.
Your supervisor probably won't approve it, but quilts, double panes, or acoustic panels really help.  How awful.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 04:31:56 PM
Sellout.
heh
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 05, 2018, 04:59:38 PM
no mastodon is a social network. Its free and open source. At least they anonomize data they sell, unlike farce book and titter.

thanks.. i'll check it out   :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 05, 2018, 05:52:17 PM
https://mastodon.social/ (https://mastodon.social/)@wr250
thanks.. i'll check it out   :)


i did sign up last may, didnt do anything with it till today.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 05, 2018, 06:21:34 PM
Painting trim blows.................     
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 05, 2018, 07:56:53 PM
Painting trim blows.................     

Will she even notice?  Will she complain that you didn't clean the grout in the kitchen or around the toilets?

Go to Sonic, 1/2 price shakes!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 05, 2018, 07:58:57 PM
Will she even notice?  Will she complain that you didn't clean the grout in the kitchen or around the toilets?

Go to Sonic, 1/2 price shakes!

That's for Friday night!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on September 05, 2018, 08:48:57 PM
Painting trim blows.................     
Yep.


Sucks either way but are you talking about painting before or after the trim is installed. I tell all my customers to paint or stain their new baseboards/trim before I fasten it all.  Taping around installed trim is a double whammy kind of annoyance.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 06, 2018, 06:19:13 AM
Ordinarily, the word retard is insulting to developmentally delayed people.  Not nice.

The people I just moved away from were vile.  Utterly vile.  Here is an example:  The head of household, in her sixties, thinks it's cool to brag about the following incident.  She used to walk her little dog in a neighbor's yard, where it did its business.  She never cleaned it up.  One day, the neighbor asked her to clean it up.  She raged at him and is still very proud of scaring him back into his home, to this day.  End of story.  That is what she is proud of in life.

There is an official lack of affordable housing.  I was truly lucky to be there.  She, her family and their associates were liars, hypocrites, thieves, potheads, alcoholics, ragers, domestically violent, bullies, manipulators, filthy dirty, selfish, myopic, hardened, callous, disgusting, unsafe, unsanitary, diseased (two couch surfers), enablers to hard drug users (couch surfers), negligent, derelict, and drove drunk.  I forgive anyone who uses the word retard to describe any of them, because finding the right word would be too overwhelming.  I guess the right word would be sickos, but does that insult people who really are ill?

How gracious of you, on behalf of people with Mental Retardation who have actually suffered that term, to forgive those who use retard as a pejorative to describe undesirable characteristics like criminality and general indecency (btw, I have some sins of my own that need pardoning if you have the time). However, ksm was describing someone he actually believed to have some type of Developmental delay, so, yes, "not nice", I guess.

Don't get me wrong. I know ksm stirs the pot and I like to play along. Also, to the extent that he ikes to point out that too often the most strident among us insincerely use language just to elevate themselves above others or win an argument...let's just say that I either see where he is coming from or am giving him too much credit

Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM32 on September 06, 2018, 10:17:59 PM
How gracious of you, on behalf of people with Mental Retardation who have actually suffered that term, to forgive those who use retard as a pejorative to describe undesirable characteristics like criminality and general indecency (btw, I have some sins of my own that need pardoning if you have the time). However, ksm was describing someone he actually believed to have some type of Developmental delay, so, yes, "not nice", I guess.

Don't get me wrong. I know ksm stirs the pot and I like to play along. Also, to the extent that he ikes to point out that too often the most strident among us insincerely use language just to elevate themselves above others or win an argument...let's just say that I either see where he is coming from or am giving him too much credit
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will.   Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 06, 2018, 10:44:09 PM
When you catch a cramp hovering (2:10ish)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 12:16:03 AM
Hey, she's a potential Heatherite.

Her bongloads must be potent!

Check out this Honda keys for $25 on OfferUp https://offerup.co/4QfZOaiM0P
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: sumethinz new on September 07, 2018, 03:49:08 AM
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will.   Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*

You know what's wrong with you...your ego is too healthy. You don't take petty things seriously or worry enough about what people think of you. Let me tell you something, being miserable and making others miserable is where it's really at! You should try that grammar nazi thing again

p.s. you should absolutely discern for yourself what is right and shit on the rest (i know that seems like judging but ain't)

p.s.s that first p.s. should say something like "seriously though" in front of it

p.s.s.s.  :-*

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 07, 2018, 04:39:11 AM
It was a very interesting interview. Elon is quite the odd guy with regards to communicating. Very slow and methodical.
A few nuggets of future tech were dropped. Neurolink info within 6 months or so.
Also subjects such as underground tunnels, Tesla car hidden Easter eggs, simulation hypothesis and well they were both drinking whiskey throughout and then Joe lit up a cone  ;D

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hahahah f'n cnbc.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on September 07, 2018, 04:53:41 AM
It was a very interesting interview. Elon is quite the odd guy with regards to communicating. Very slow and methodical.
A few nuggets of future tech were dropped. Neurolink info within 6 months or so.
Also subjects such as underground tunnels, Tesla car hidden Easter eggs, simulation hypothesis and well they were both drinking whiskey throughout and then Joe lit up a cone  ;D

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hahahah f'n cnbc.

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smoke is very hard on microphones ...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 07, 2018, 04:11:11 PM
smoke is very hard on microphones ...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 07, 2018, 04:29:48 PM
I need to get some plums.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 04:31:48 PM
I need to get some plums.

Are ya' plum outta 'em?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 07, 2018, 04:35:27 PM
Are ya' plum outta 'em?

Well played sir.   ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 07, 2018, 04:36:57 PM
I need to get some plums.

Prunes work for your plumming too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 11:30:54 PM
Are plums, or prunes, random, stupid stuff.

I say NOT!

They help nutritionize us and help our poops not tear our butthole when we squat to honor the Bart.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM32 on September 08, 2018, 02:32:25 AM


p.s.s.s.  :-*
Wow, you kissed me back.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on September 08, 2018, 09:07:10 AM
I just saw a promo for The Miss America no longer a beauty Pageant. There were no non-beautiful women featured.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 02:03:05 PM
All HAIL the mighty Bart Ell Oracle.
I switched my address bar over to HTTPS, and now every time I login, I get the HTTPS site.
Thanks Big Guy.
Mutha F*ckin'  Sweet.      :)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 09, 2018, 04:40:45 PM
Uriah Heep has a new album out - wtf?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 05:34:42 PM
I'm just going to switch to glide...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 05:38:00 PM
Uriah Heep has a new album out - wtf?
Really /
Don't Bogart that shit - drop the linkj ;)     ;D
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 09, 2018, 05:42:11 PM
Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


+1 my friend.
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: StarrMountain on September 09, 2018, 05:44:45 PM
+1 my friend.

+1 My Sister. ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on September 09, 2018, 05:51:08 PM
Really /
Don't Bogart that shit - drop the linkj ;)     ;D
pm
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Whistler on September 09, 2018, 05:57:48 PM
Wow, you kissed me back.

You Fucker...   WTH   ???
Jesus  H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst

You always had  fairly decent posts.

You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell  ? ?

Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ?  - It's the exact opposite.)   ;)
Nice post.  ;)





Heh, heh, heh.     ;)
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: StarrMountain on September 09, 2018, 06:04:22 PM
You Fucker...   WTH   ???
Jesus  H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst

You always had  fairly decent posts.

You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell  ? ?

Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ?  - It's the exact opposite.)   ;)
Nice post.  ;)





Heh, heh, heh.     ;)
Check PMs
Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: KSM32 on September 09, 2018, 07:57:17 PM
You Fucker...   WTH   ???
Jesus  H Mutha - Fuckin' KeeeeeRighst

You always had  fairly decent posts.

You're crass as fuck on some others,
What the hell  ? ?

Don't take this the wrong way - (does it sound like I'm chastising you ?  - It's the exact opposite.)   ;)
Nice post.  ;)





Heh, heh, heh.     ;)


Yeah? You want a kiss too? I can do this aallllll daaaaay..  You're a girl right? Ah WTF, I'm in a good mood.  :-*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on September 11, 2018, 08:40:55 AM
Ratings for the woke Miss America non-beauty Pageant without swimsuit competition dropped 23%.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ny-ent-miss-america-tried-too-hard-to-prove-relevance-20180910-story.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 11, 2018, 10:40:33 AM
I have yet to find a suitable head of cabbage at several of the grocer's in the area.  It shouldn't be this hard.  It's cabbage.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 11, 2018, 10:49:30 AM
during my first patrol in a combat zone the magazine to my M4 fell out of my weapon. oops.  :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 11, 2018, 12:23:10 PM
I have yet to find a suitable head of cabbage at several of the grocer's in the area.  It shouldn't be this hard.  It's cabbage.

A head of cabbage should be hard. Relatively.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on September 11, 2018, 12:24:49 PM
during my first patrol in a combat zone the magazine to my M4 fell out of my weapon. oops.  :-[

HOF material right there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 11, 2018, 12:34:15 PM
HOF material right there.

i ooze excellence.  8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 11, 2018, 12:48:32 PM
i ooze excellence.  8)

There's nothing like a HOF'er to make women go wild :) :-* :-*

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 11, 2018, 12:53:10 PM
There's nothing like a HOF'er to make women go wild :) :-* :-*

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oh my.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 11, 2018, 01:59:39 PM
Simone Giertz excels at monetizing Random, stupid things on your her mind.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 11, 2018, 03:43:41 PM
i ooze excellence.  8)

After a series of shots, that should clear up.
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Post by: ShayP on September 12, 2018, 10:02:59 AM
I read that they are back in production.  I need to get my hands on some of these:

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Post by: GravitySucks on September 12, 2018, 10:10:32 AM
I read that they are back in production.  I need to get my hands on some of these:

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I guess they saw how much business LaCroix was doing. Especially among recovering alcoholics.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 12, 2018, 10:25:44 AM
I guess they saw how much business LaCroix was doing. Especially among recovering alcoholics.

LOL!  Seltzer has become popular again, but these things were tasty.  I haven't had one in over 20 years.  Oh, and I don't plan on recovering...yet  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on September 12, 2018, 12:10:29 PM
Klaus Kinski refused to play Indiana Jones.  He told Spielberg "This script is a yawn-making, boring, pile of shit."

Good thing. That would have been an epic failure.  I can picture him with the whip and fedora but the rest not so much.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 13, 2018, 04:32:20 PM
I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.

Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.

Can I note my DNR request here too?



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 15, 2018, 07:35:00 PM
It's nice that this Christ rocking guitarist practiced safe sex.  I'd hate to think he's reproducing...
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Post by: HumanBeing on September 15, 2018, 09:40:59 PM
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Post by: sumethinz new on September 16, 2018, 09:51:19 AM
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Eggsaaaactly
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Post by: HumanBeing on September 16, 2018, 07:22:54 PM
I've heard worse  ;D

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/newfoundlands-youngest-rock-star-mark-cherwick-1.4825873
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2018, 10:44:04 AM
A lot is changing in China...

They are going through major crackdowns on so many things, it's almost like they're preparing for a holocaust-type of event.

They are cracking down on religion, across-the-board, including Muslims and Christians (supposedly it is inspired by Muslim behaviors in the past few years). The social scoring system and their coordination with Google to basically track everybody doing everything is scary. They are tightening up their financial system as well (Edit: taking assets).  And, to that point... My friend has two very, very, very old pieces of pottery. Because her mother is extremely old, my friend has decided to sell the pieces because, once her mother dies, there is a high likelihood that the pottery would disappear.  She called an auction house 3 days ago, the next day Chinese government officials were questioning her and threatening to impound them.

One of the pieces is over 250 years old the other is thought to be older. 

Any money generated from the sale of those pieces was going to have to stay in China anyway but... It is scary for a Christian woman who is a naturalized United States citizen to have the gestapo come and interrogate you.

And yes, even though she is a Christian, I am still friends with her... 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 20, 2018, 04:31:42 PM
Hollywood et al. den of filth and debauchery.

https://theblast.com/beyonce-restraining-order-former-drummer-witchcraft-dark-magic/

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/14-year-old-millie-bobby-brown-drake-31-text-boys-internet-horrified-called-grooming-162337845.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 21, 2018, 02:22:15 AM
I've made myself so invaluable that I'm expected to waive a magic fucking wand to be two fucking places at the same fucking time.

Sometimes a heart attack is preferable to being there for people who take you for granted.

Can I note my DNR request here too?
Oh, no!  Just blow them both off and go get a massage!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 21, 2018, 10:30:48 AM
Filled up our lives with music.

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Post by: KSM32 on September 21, 2018, 01:33:04 PM
Filled up our lives with music.

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I think you've earned a mic drop with that one ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on September 23, 2018, 01:38:31 PM
Simple trick to add horse power to your car?

https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg (https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg)
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Post by: Metron on September 23, 2018, 01:57:58 PM
Simple trick to add horse power to your car?

https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg (https://i.redd.it/t10gr550pxn11.jpg)

Oh sure, try that with something front wheel drive...

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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:03:54 PM
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 23, 2018, 02:06:51 PM
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.

Kielbasa & Kraut?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:11:17 PM
I bet you take her somewhere that does not have Rock Cornish Game Hens on the menu.

Kielbasa & Kraut?

Disturbing developments on this front.    Stay tuned.......................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:13:11 PM
Spent today ripping out a bunch of grass infested with weeds I had killed.  This is in preparation for sod I am installing next week.
Even with all the recent rain, it is pretty hard work and the heat and humidity here don't make it any easier.  I finally finished up what
needed to be done and I'm soaked in sweat from head to toe - hat and shirt saturated.  The dirt all over me has turned to mud.

I come on inside only to find Mrs. Walks napping on the couch.  She opens her eyes, sits up and eyeballs me and says "Well you're a mess.
You look hot and miserable", to which I acknowledge that I am.  She then says sweetly "Well I took a nap so that I'll be well rested for
when you take me out to dinner tonight"

Lovely girl, that Mrs. Walks................................

Evolution of a marriage...

Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage

Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.

5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap

10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.

15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you.  They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.

20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens.  Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:18:22 PM
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

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Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:20:19 PM
Oh, no!  Just blow them both off and go get a massage!

I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:24:51 PM
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Humm...  That's an interesting turn.  What is she eating? 

What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?

I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:36:42 PM
Humm...  That's an interesting turn.  What is she eating?

What about still baking it and using it for lunch and go out? Or take the meat and make a salad with it?

I have no idea about serving suggestions for CGHs.

She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think.   Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.

Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 23, 2018, 02:38:56 PM
@sean92008   Well it would seem that you have been there and done that.   :)

She's called an audible.  The defrosted second Hen has been bothering her .  She feels it is time to eat it up.  Tonight will be Hen night and
since there is only one, I get it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls?  It Tolls for WAN.     :'(

Poor Walksie
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Post by: Richard Groyper on September 23, 2018, 02:42:32 PM
Evolution of a marriage...

Engaged:. Helps and wants a quickie in the garage

Newly wed:. Brings drinks out, lingerie when you come in after finishing.

5 years:. Drinks and an offer to help later after the kids are down for a nap

10 years: Sends kids out with drinks and a snack, which they share with you.

15 years:. Sends unhappy kids out with drinks, a snack (that they eat so you never see it) and had been told to help you.  They act bitchy so you don't want them to help.

20 +.years: You drink from the hose and ingest all sorts of pathogens.  Any snacks would be leftovers from the center console of your car. Wife naps.

i hate this gay earth.
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Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 02:45:35 PM
She'll be eating some sort of hideous concoction involving intestine's I think.   Seems like her plan is to use the air fryer.

Might be ok - all that grease should drain out.

Is she Scottish or Asian?  Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 23, 2018, 02:52:45 PM
Is she Scottish or Asian?  Otherwise intestines are just plain grotesque and a level of cultural appropriation that should be pointed out. 😀

Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 03:17:07 PM
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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Yep.

When I met my Chinese friend, she was quick to point out she liked pizza, burgers and American food.  Hahaha...  I could tell she was looking for a companion with that quick admission.

I've had enough ginger and putrid crap to last me a lifetime.

Scotts... Er, well,  once is enough. 
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Post by: Delvis Diaz on September 23, 2018, 03:33:30 PM
Scotts... Er, well,  once is enough.
That's what I say about redheads.
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Post by: ItsOver on September 23, 2018, 03:36:27 PM
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman. 

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"My, those aren't exactly wee lassies."  :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on September 23, 2018, 03:54:03 PM
Asian, not sure I could handle a Scottish woman...

Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?
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Post by: Sofia on September 23, 2018, 10:18:24 PM
Have you ever come home from a night of drinking, only to find the refrigerator bare other than a few jars of horrid nasty Asian pickles?
Growing up, my mom was like that.  She still is. Dad had to hide cans of sardines in the garage and chocolate bars in his glove box.  He finally completely took over the grocery shopping and most of the cooking in their 15th year of marriage, poor guy.  To this day, just in case, I try to keep a locking cosmetic case stocked with tasty, non-perishable things like Vienna sausages, a hermetic Dinty Moore with beef, carrots and potatoes, latte in a jar, pepperoni, antipasto in a jar, a chocolate bar, dried fruit like dates/figs, nut mix, wasabi peas, and waxed cheese.
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Post by: Sofia on September 23, 2018, 10:29:11 PM
I will not treat myself so well. I've got a mini bottle of Dewar's I should drink suppositorily 🙄
::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 23, 2018, 11:14:15 PM
i hate this gay earth.

If I were only...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on September 25, 2018, 06:42:20 AM
https://twitter.com/theeartvandelay/status/1044581875245699072
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 25, 2018, 07:46:30 AM
At this time, I have a powerful lust for barley.
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Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on September 25, 2018, 11:29:50 PM
Quote
Guys, it’s me, Depression. Why are you all ignoring me? I am way more hard working and real than that lazy motherfucker happiness…

http://lucielincoln.com/wp/short-imagined-monologues-life-as-depression/
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Post by: Rikki Gins on September 26, 2018, 03:10:26 PM
Apparently this was an actual TV Guide cover.

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Title: Re: Jimmy Church and Gravity Sucks
Post by: Sofia on September 27, 2018, 03:06:59 AM
As a matter of fact you're not giving me enough credit. Do you or jojo volunteer at Christmas time ringing a bell for two hours (several shifts) in very cold Canadian weather while manning a Salvation Army kettle? Do you watch over your elderly neighbors house while he and his lovely wife Maurine are far away at a family reunion? Do you walk dogs at your local SPCA knowing that you can't take them home with you and that they may be DEAD by the time next Saturday rolls around should nobody adopt them?  Believe me when I say, I'm one of the guys you want living on your street, so to speak.  And speaking of credit, I don't want any for any good things I may do. But I'll tell ya this..... nothing makes me feel more Christmassy than driving home after my Salvation Army Christmas shifts with Sinatra's Christmas classics on the CD player.  Dean Martin's is fabulous too. Bing, Nat King Cole and all those ones...… nice stuff

Look to the left <<<< under my usually low karma score. It says "always have fun"


Judge me all you want, I'm me, and I love it! I'm only out to entertain myself with this nonsense. We don't know each other and we never will.   Online me is a goofball. Take my nice words serious and shit on the rest. I do :-*
Yes, yes, yes and yes.  But after the dog was "no longer with us (the shelter)" , I switched to rescues instead of walking deathrow.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 27, 2018, 03:17:44 AM
When you catch a cramp hovering (2:10ish)


Snap Lock Twist ... ROFL.
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Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 03:37:22 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/)

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Post by: juan on September 27, 2018, 03:49:01 PM
You eUKs have no justification in commenting on we colonials’  tackiness.
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Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 03:58:43 PM
You eUKs have no justification in commenting on we colonials’  tackiness.
It's awful anyone goes that young. Hopefully, she had a big smile when she requested that. I hope it wasn't motivated by an overwhelming addiction.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 04:46:52 PM
Sometimes, the Drudge Report has some interesting stories
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6215221/Man-given-50-000-bionic-penis-collapsed-unconscious-home-just-week-losing-virginity.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6215221/Man-given-50-000-bionic-penis-collapsed-unconscious-home-just-week-losing-virginity.html)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on September 27, 2018, 05:18:42 PM
Bought a truck tent, these things are pretty good. They come in camo and a blue and white pattern but those were sold out so we went duck dynasty. Feel like I gotta shoot something now ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on September 27, 2018, 05:33:33 PM
Bought a truck tent, these things are pretty good. They come in camo and a blue and white pattern but those were sold out so we went duck dynasty. Feel like I gotta shoot something now ;D
I like it. Never used one but could see good. Do you block up truck, save shocks, suspension, etc when using like RV or 5th wheel, when tailgate or camping or not heavy enough to worry? And need good mattress I would think. Up there especially I wonder how the tent seals rain out. Camo was a good option, though, might also make local hunters or PDs like you have something to hide (meth lab, poaching, grow labs etc....) I noticed up there the hunting regulation book had messages about reporting such!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 27, 2018, 07:16:26 PM
+1 on the truck tent.  Probably saves a ton on fuel!

A little San Diego-area news, WD-40:
https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/wd-40-enrolls-armored-security-to-move-its-secret-formula-after-65-years (https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/wd-40-enrolls-armored-security-to-move-its-secret-formula-after-65-years)
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Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 28, 2018, 05:30:11 AM
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............

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https://fox8.com/2018/09/28/ohio-police-body-in-bag-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 28, 2018, 05:34:52 AM
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............

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https://fox8.com/2018/09/28/ohio-police-body-in-bag-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/

Anyone you know?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 28, 2018, 05:51:49 AM
Anyone you know?

Nah.  That's one of them low class Ohio dolls.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2018, 06:00:57 AM
Those damn things are nothing but trouble............

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Just like the real thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2018, 06:03:35 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/woman-25-has-iphone-headstone-erected-at-burial-plot-with-her-face-as-screensaver-7979688/)

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"Little is known of Rita except that she was a keen traveller and had friends in Germany. She also loved her phone."

I wonder how that texting from the other side is working out.
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Post by: Richard Groyper on September 28, 2018, 06:06:23 AM
the Apache attack helicopter & A-10 Warthog saved our squad multiple times in Iraq. hellfire missiles are neat.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ItsOver on September 28, 2018, 06:34:53 AM
the Apache attack helicopter & A-10 Warthog saved our squad multiple times in Iraq. hellfire missiles are neat.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
The A-10 is magnificent.  Just don't be on the wrong end of the gatling gun, unless you want to be vaporized.



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Post by: GravitySucks on September 28, 2018, 03:36:17 PM
FINALLY!!!


#Clickacy
#Clickacy
#Clickacy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on September 28, 2018, 03:58:10 PM
What ever happened to Robert Townsend?  I liked Hollywood Shuffle.
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Post by: GravitySucks on September 29, 2018, 09:18:08 AM
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Post by: wr250 on September 29, 2018, 07:16:46 PM
the pouch couch (https://www.amazon.com/Official-Pouch-Couch-Inflatable-Lounger/dp/B01KP42292/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1538071214&sr=14&keywords=pouch+couch&dpID=31GhNc5ksDL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch&linkCode=sl1&tag=httpwwwyout05-20&linkId=c46ea4d6b3cbe945db77181dc233e6a8&language=en_US)
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Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 07:25:43 PM

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If you filled it with helium...
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Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 07:27:51 PM
What ever happened to Robert Townsend?  I liked Hollywood Shuffle.

He's not dead.
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Post by: HumanBeing on September 29, 2018, 10:03:32 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 10:47:40 PM


I was feeling bad for the late arrival off in the back.  Poor thing didn't get as much as the others!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on September 29, 2018, 11:58:06 PM
I was feeling bad for the late arrival off in the back.  Poor thing didn't get as much as the others!

Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.

He makes sure they all get some food and fatten up real good for their version of a hibernation.
If the winter weather warms, even for a day or so, some wake up and eat more food and then return back to their dens to sleep again.

He's a retired Canadian police officer, in eastern province of Nova Scotia, whose wife told him before she died to make sure he continues taking care of the raccoons and he's been doing it for over 18 years now.

It is amazing to see him interact with them.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on September 30, 2018, 01:58:41 AM
Lots of fun posts.

http://www.dailydispatch.com/StateNews/OR/2018/September/26/Man.stuck.in.mud.near.golf.course.in.NE.Portland.rescued.transported.to.hospital.aspx  Unfortunately, no pics.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on September 30, 2018, 05:07:40 AM
Irish court reports...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 11:28:07 AM
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.

He makes sure they all get some food and fatten up real good for their version of a hibernation.
If the winter weather warms, even for a day or so, some wake up and eat more food and then return back to their dens to sleep again.

He's a retired Canadian police officer, in eastern province of Nova Scotia, whose wife told him before she died to make sure he continues taking care of the raccoons and he's been doing it for over 18 years now.

It is amazing to see him interact with them.
I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."
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Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 11:29:04 AM
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Priceless!

 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 11:30:17 AM
What ever happened to Robert Townsend?  I liked Hollywood Shuffle.

LOL!

Winky Dink Dawg!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 11:40:44 AM
I sat next to a "kid" (mid-20's) on the plane a few months ago. He said it was his first time on a plane (this was a connecting flight) we got to talking and he told me about his pet raccoon that he captured as a cub and raised it. Then he showed me pics on his phone. One of him, the coon, drinking beer the guy explained "it is weird but he only likes Miller High Life Light" and won't drink other kinds of beer. He had lots of fun stories but said he was going to release him to the wild soon since he has reached puberty and might get a bit mean. Apparently, he continued to explain, it is illegal to keep as pets where he is and "you have to find the 'right' vet if you want to castrate them."

@yorkshire pud knows a guy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: yorkshire pud on September 30, 2018, 04:29:36 PM
@yorkshire pud knows a guy.


Use two bricks..it only hurts if you get your thumbs in the way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2018, 06:09:44 PM
Yes some are very cautious and stay just on the edge while others quickly trust him.
....
It is amazing to see him interact with them.

They gotta all be babies or a small breed.

Those little guys are cute.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 09:20:00 PM
Happy hens make happy eggs. Just ask Nellie.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2018, 09:23:06 PM
Cheers to myopic doctors...
https://www.insideedition.com/texas-boy-thought-be-nonverbal-can-speak-after-dentist-discovers-hes-tongue-tied-47101
 (https://www.insideedition.com/texas-boy-thought-be-nonverbal-can-speak-after-dentist-discovers-hes-tongue-tied-47101)
https://www.insideedition.com/media/videos/tongue-tied-texas-boy-can-finally-speak-thanks-doctor-47109
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on October 01, 2018, 09:43:34 PM
Smited four times in the last three days without even posting. At least announce yourself when maliciously smiting.

Cowards
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on October 01, 2018, 09:48:00 PM
Fuck I hate arabs. The entire lot of em'. Garbage people.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on October 01, 2018, 11:09:08 PM
Smited four times in the last three days without even posting. At least announce yourself when maliciously smiting.

Cowards
It wasn't me.  But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting.  Better late than never.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on October 01, 2018, 11:21:08 PM
Fuck I hate arabs. The entire lot of em'. Garbage people.
I guess you aren't Arab.  Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?

The Arab League includes Algeria, Bahrain, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, the Palestine Liberation Organization, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen. Note the absent country:  Iran.Oct 3, 2001 
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2001/10/is_iran_an_arab_country.html

Somalis are totally different than Algerians and both are totally different than Moroccans and all are totally different than Egyptians. 

I've known a lot of Arabs.  I don't agree with them about everything, especially gender roles and head games/revenge.  But, they are very clean people, neat freaks.  Not garbage-y.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 01, 2018, 11:36:35 PM
I guess you aren't Arab.  Well, what in the world happened, that got you so hateful?

The Arab League includes Algeria, Bahrain, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Mauritania, Morocco, Oman, the Palestine Liberation Organization, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen. Note the absent country:  Iran.Oct 3, 2001 
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2001/10/is_iran_an_arab_country.html

Somalis are totally different than Algerians and both are totally different than Moroccans and all are totally different than Egyptians. 

I've known a lot of Arabs.  I don't agree with them about everything, especially gender roles and head games/revenge.  But, they are very clean people, neat freaks.  Not garbage-y.
Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on October 02, 2018, 12:08:02 AM
It wasn't me.  But if it ever is, it might be that I didn't read a post until a week later when you're not posting.  Better late than never.
I don't care if YOU smite me. Sometimes I'm a random asshole in your direction. But I think we're past smiting each other and I would tell you if I did so. When Christmas comes around I'll send you a "Merry Christmas" PM and I'll be sincere and if Sumthinz plays her cards right I'll send her one as well 8). You'll notice I say Christmas with a capitol C and I know you're fine with that :)


As far as the arabs (small a) go it's far too late to elaborate on that, I'll be working with a SAW in about six hours. But speaking of my work, here's one little thing I'll tell you about dealing with them in my profession... when I quote for a paki or a sikh I will bid very, very high because they are a consistent monumental pain in the ass to deal with. So in the case that they accept my quote, I'll clean up very well. These people don't know what simple pleasantries are, they don't wear a poppy on remembrance day, they...……. I could go on all night about sand folk ;)


Good food though :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on October 02, 2018, 12:09:01 AM
Who ever said/thought Persians were Arabs? That is news to you or others?

That's one strange stew she brews there.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 02, 2018, 06:01:06 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 02, 2018, 06:05:25 PM
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Is that Art? Ears look familiar. Manboobs do too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 03, 2018, 07:52:16 AM
Is that Art? Ears look familiar. Manboobs do too.

Art didn't have that fashion sense.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 03, 2018, 01:05:23 PM
Sounds horrible.
https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-refunds-passengers-after-1300-men-took-over-and-turned-it-giant-1148493

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2018, 01:15:04 PM
Sounds horrible.
https://www.newsweek.com/cruise-ship-refunds-passengers-after-1300-men-took-over-and-turned-it-giant-1148493

Lazy ass reporters write an article about a Royal Caribbean cruise ship and use a picture of a Carnival ship.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 03, 2018, 05:50:21 PM
Lazy ass reporters write an article about a Royal Caribbean cruise ship and use a picture of a Carnival ship.

Then again, what's the diff
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 03, 2018, 05:52:17 PM
Then again, what's the diff

Why include a picture if it isn’t pertinent? 

It’s like showing a picture of a United plane if an Air India plane crashes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on October 03, 2018, 07:17:01 PM
https://twitter.com/dyllyp/status/1047288466231316480
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on October 04, 2018, 08:34:49 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on October 04, 2018, 12:09:06 PM
Count me in as well.

Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN” and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right?  I had to do that today. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 04, 2018, 01:27:32 PM
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN” and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right?  I had to do that today.
Ha. Yes. But, strangely, more times I've gone into the correct restroom and thought I went into the wrong one because women were in it. Usually at crowded concerts and girls decide to use the men's room due to overcrowding or lines for the women's. Or maybe they were in there for a quick assignation, do drugs, or something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 04, 2018, 01:31:18 PM
Has anyone ever walked into a restroom that was clearly marked “MEN” and after entering and seeing only stalls and no urinals found it necessary to go back out to make sure that you had read it right?  I had to do that today.

yes  8)  all urinals, men staring at me, left fast 
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Gd5150 on October 08, 2018, 07:26:59 AM
Today she’s a “credible” professor of psychology.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list)

Quote
Girlfriend's list of 22 rules for boyfriend

The rules are:

You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h--d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: BartEllProducer on October 08, 2018, 07:53:57 AM
Today she’s a “credible” professor of psychology.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list)

Did you see the one about the girl that gives out exit surveys to people she dates?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 08, 2018, 09:15:51 AM
Today she’s a “credible” professor of psychology.

The sickest person controls the relationship
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on October 08, 2018, 01:46:26 PM
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros backed antiAmerican subversives to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause.  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 08, 2018, 01:54:56 PM
After years of frustration trying to wear breathing protection and eye protection, with fogged-up lenses and Vaseline, anti-fog treatments and anti-fog lenses, I usually would forgo the breathing protection because I didn't want shit flying in my eyes.

I fucked myself. Even after buying very expensive 3M breathing units, I still exposed myself to enough crap I'm paying for it decades later.

Argh!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: MaxPower on October 08, 2018, 01:58:13 PM
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros backed antiAmerican subversives to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause.  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 08, 2018, 02:01:55 PM
One would think George would get tired of wasting millions upon millions of dollars on all the wrong people. But it is good that he still just doesn't understand Trump voters.
+45

EDIT: For an unrepentant Nazi collaborator, smarts aren't necessarily important. Greed, hate and criminality are the necessary traits
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 08, 2018, 03:51:37 PM
I'm plagued with the idea that this BelGab/ElGab thing is part of a pernicious plot by George Soros Senda backed antiAmerican subversives grifters to cause chaos and confusion among internet forum users and while they are in this diminished mental state to enlist them in their wicked cause.  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.
FIFY
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 08, 2018, 03:55:41 PM
Is it double posting to put the same post in the same thread on EllGab and BellGab?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 08, 2018, 04:13:14 PM
...  On the other hand it could just be a pissing contest between platform owners.

Can you elaborate, I fail to see evidence of a ''pissing contest'' from either of them
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 05:34:39 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 06:29:55 PM
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LOL!!!  At least there is corn to eat until Thursday comes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 08, 2018, 06:30:49 PM
LOL!!!  At least there is corn to eat until Thursday comes.

What if White Crow narfs all the corn though?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 06:31:38 PM
What if White Crow narfs all the corn though?

Hmmm...buckshot?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 08, 2018, 06:34:51 PM
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I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal!  ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 07:01:02 PM
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal!  ;)

I laughed my ass off in the theater when I went to see Children of the Corn and those around me couldn’t understand why. I went because I wanted to see how they turned a short story into a feature film.

At the beginning of the movie the married couple is driving down a country highway with corn on both sides. On the dashboard of the car on the passenger side is a copy of the paperback book “Night Shift” which is the book Children of the Corn was published in.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on October 08, 2018, 07:02:29 PM
I will say that corn fields by themselves can be scary, and pre "Children of the Corn" movie even. Texas not so bad, due to droughts, worse soil, and corn seems to be not as tall (maybe more feed corn,) but go into a corn field in Iowa and can be really scary if you forget where you're at, especially as a kid. And then to make a MAZE out of it? Almost should be illegal!  ;)
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 10, 2018, 02:49:36 PM
Meth is a heck of a drug.... 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6261495/North-Dakota-man-meth-bathes-holy-water-masturbating-aisle-church.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 10, 2018, 05:35:07 PM
im posting on BellGab.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on October 10, 2018, 05:55:15 PM
Can you elaborate, I fail to see evidence of a ''pissing contest'' from either of them

Lighten up.  It was meant in jest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 10, 2018, 06:06:57 PM
im posting on BellGab.
have fun.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 10, 2018, 06:16:56 PM
im posting on BellGab.

but i miss you here, Groyper  ..  :(  @Richard Groyper

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 10, 2018, 06:25:40 PM
but i miss you here, Groyper  ..  :(  @Richard Groyper

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we’ll see. i make no promises though. @tootsie_wootsy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 10, 2018, 06:29:21 PM
we’ll see. i make no promises though.

okey doke   :) @Richard Groyper
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on October 11, 2018, 09:54:16 AM
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time.  akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 11, 2018, 09:58:48 AM
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time.  akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.

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@Akwilly For your awareness and action as appropriate
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 11, 2018, 01:48:34 PM
Natural Light announced on Twitter that in celebration of the year it was founded, 1977, it was making the 77-pack available for a limited time.  akwilly could fit a lot of poo in one of those.

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Indeed and the boxes look more comfortable than the ones normal used for poo. And the burning would be spectacular. But apparently only sold in College Park, MD?  >:(

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/music/midnight-sun-blog/bs-fe-natural-light-77pack-20181009-story.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2018, 04:42:50 PM
The lightning burn patterns on most of these people are incredible...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7448291/shocking-photos-show-what-can-happen-to-your-body-if-youre-struck-by-lightning/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7448291/shocking-photos-show-what-can-happen-to-your-body-if-youre-struck-by-lightning/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2018, 04:56:31 PM
Gary Gilmore was the inspiration for Nike's "just do it."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: whoozit on October 11, 2018, 05:39:35 PM
In the second Great Forum War which group is EllGab and which is On the Fringe?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 05:52:24 PM
Gary Gilmore was the inspiration for Nike's "just do it."

Thankfully it wasn't Gary Glitter
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 11, 2018, 05:54:16 PM
Thankfully it wasn't Gary Glitter
He should have been a priest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 11, 2018, 05:58:50 PM
Thankfully it wasn't Gary Glitter
Sickos the lot of them.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2018, 07:17:21 PM
I was always taught to lift with my legs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 07:20:46 PM
I was always taught to lift with my legs.

First we get this TV inside and then we sword fight.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 11, 2018, 07:22:47 PM
First we get this TV inside and then we sword fight.

Just put it over there =========D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 11, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
I was always taught to lift with my legs.
they are using the schwartz...
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 13, 2018, 04:09:50 AM
......

http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 13, 2018, 04:32:52 AM
......

http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/

Darwin Award nomination time...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on October 13, 2018, 11:23:00 PM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 13, 2018, 11:30:42 PM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html

She was in her 20s when the czar was overthrown
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 21st Century Man on October 13, 2018, 11:45:40 PM
She was in her 20s when the czar was overthrown

She was 7 when the czar was crowned.  LOL.  Horses were the common mode of transportation.  It's gotta be hell being that age and obviously somewhat infirm.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 13, 2018, 11:54:35 PM
She was 7 when the czar was crowned.  LOL.  Horses were the common mode of transportation.  It's gotta be hell being that age and obviously somewhat infirm.

I wonder if she prefers an iPhone or an android. Probably uses a windows phone.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 13, 2018, 11:55:39 PM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
Dailymail been purported her for seveal years. Usually under "I HATE MY LIFE" or some such. Maybe true but the documents from the areas, changed by wars, lacking provance, etc? I don't trust the story. Maybe but, get soms better evidence. If true? I wish she would be given whatever she wants and make her happy!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on October 14, 2018, 12:06:12 AM
I wonder if she prefers an iPhone or an android. Probably uses a windows phone.

She seems a bit old fashioned, I'm guessing a flip phone
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 14, 2018, 12:14:00 AM
She seems a bit old fashioned, I'm guessing a flip phone

I'm going with Nokia.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2018, 08:32:18 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2018, 08:42:12 AM
This woman claims she was born in 1889, 129 years ago.  She looks pretty good if that is really her age.  She now has a cell phone too. So much has changed since her birth.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272007/Worlds-oldest-woman-129-remembers-time-people-deported-Stalin-World-War-Two.html
With a great granddaughter who is 15 years old... Something doesn't add up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2018, 08:43:20 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 15, 2018, 07:49:22 AM
Sears...  With their bankruptcy filing, they announced 142 more stores to be closed. The store closest to me looks more like A well-stocked Goodwill store. It sucks massively, yet they won't close it. Either they are getting an incredible rent deal or they can't get out of the lease. Their pathetic management seems to have wanted to sink this ship a long time ago. I'm sure the Securities and Exchange Commission will be taking a long hard look at the CEO's actions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2018, 09:14:39 PM
I like Norm MacDonald's wit...  A lot.

Skip to 18:30 into the video for the longest, worst set up joke... It's comic genius, IMO

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 16, 2018, 10:47:30 PM
From the late night midlands of idiocy:

https://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article220117310.html (https://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article220117310.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 19, 2018, 06:27:42 AM
https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/10/fda-issues-stiff-warning-to-e-cig-seller-who-put-viagra-in-vape-liquid/
...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 20, 2018, 05:45:30 AM
North Sentinel Island

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=279861729031
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 21, 2018, 03:53:11 PM
I guess this one ended up being pretty good. Congratulations Kimi, that is so many years! 113 between wins!

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1054106379265335296/video/1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Dyna-X on October 23, 2018, 02:49:11 PM
Who keeps coming up with stupid names for these online businesses that don't tell you a thing about what they do with crappy meaningless graphics? my made up examples: (Bingabudu, Dummingly)

Complete with graphics!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 23, 2018, 07:18:37 PM
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on October 24, 2018, 05:04:07 AM
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?
That movie is all like old and stuff.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on October 24, 2018, 05:05:46 AM
Who keeps coming up with stupid names for these online businesses that don't tell you a thing about what they do with crappy meaningless graphics? my made up examples: (Bingabudu, Dummingly)

Complete with graphics!
Blingabudu.com seems to be available.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 24, 2018, 08:09:31 AM
Ford running a commercial with "East Bound and Down" song from Smoking and the Bandit even though the iconic car was a GM product!?

Maybe they're #legacysquatting. 😀
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 08:39:35 AM
~*~* Spoiler alert!! ~*~*

"There is a Chinese bootleg version of The Last Jedi, and its subtitles may be better than the actual film."

http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles (http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 08:45:30 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 08:46:21 AM
~*~* Spoiler alert!! ~*~*

"There is a Chinese bootleg version of The Last Jedi, and its subtitles may be better than the actual film."

http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles (http://www.dorkly.com/post/86153/chinese-bootleg-the-last-jedi-subtitles)

just too too funny. I would like to buy this bootleg version. However it may not play on my USA Dvd player.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 24, 2018, 06:08:40 PM
just too too funny. I would like to buy this bootleg version. However it may not play on my USA Dvd player.
Usually the ones you get at Chinese markets etc are region free. But also your laptop might be able to play depending on your software and certain DVD players especially Philips will play 'all regions.'  When dvd was first coming out I bought a bootleg "Cannonball Run" from some seller in Kawloon. It might have been DIVX on a cd-rom even? Regardless, the English subtitles option were hilarious. Obvious translated to English from Chinese. Very bizarre and funny.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 24, 2018, 06:08:57 PM
Maybe they're #legacysquatting. 😀
Ha! They are!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 26, 2018, 04:13:56 AM
I wonder if @DynamoHum can go and steal look at this exhibition and tell me all about it!  :D

https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/ (https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/)

steal it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 26, 2018, 04:33:09 AM
I wonder if @DynamoHum can go and steal look at this exhibition and tell me all about it!  :D

https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/ (https://tolkien.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/about-the-exhibition/)

You know funnily enough one of my friends is a lecturer at Oxford about Tolkien and has written several books about him .. John Garth

steal it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 26, 2018, 05:22:19 AM


Do tell him I enjoyed Tolkien and the Great War please! >^^<
Title: Weird Threesomes
Post by: albrecht on October 26, 2018, 09:23:27 AM
I like how the reporter girds himself and gravely says "sexual threesome" and what a crazy story: bleeding women running at cops on all fours. "Something out of a horror movie," says cop. Meth is a hell of a drug. I also wonder why no charges for anybody yet, one might even see charges against two men who are attempting a "threesome" with a woman whacked out on meth and heroin?

https://www.live5news.com/2018/10/25/police-naked-woman-tries-bite-off-mans-penis-during-threesome/

In other weird news, last night Austin experienced another kind of "threesome" :
 
-one drunk driver got into a wreck 
-cops stop to help and investigate and another drunk driver runs into them 
-EMS arrives to assess injuries and another drunk driver runs into them 
A Drunk Driving Trifecta.
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/suspected-drunk-drivers-hit-apd-ems-vehicles/1551404880
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 27, 2018, 04:02:42 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 27, 2018, 06:02:28 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

Noooo! Noooo!
(Bonus: Mr. Spookcats reaction: *laughing* "that seems like a  Halloween thing, not a Christmas thing.")
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 27, 2018, 06:25:36 AM
Noooo! Noooo!
(Bonus: Mr. Spookcats reaction: *laughing* "that seems like a  Halloween thing, not a Christmas thing.")

Marital Unit just made a face like .. WTAF!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 27, 2018, 06:31:53 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

Yes you did.  That thing is better than half the horror movies made in the last 10 years. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 27, 2018, 08:06:37 AM
Do tell him I enjoyed Tolkien and the Great War please! >^^<

I will do :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 27, 2018, 10:44:14 PM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

they could name the production company "Twisted Taxidermy".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 27, 2018, 10:48:43 PM
it wouldn't bother me if someone could read my mind.... as long as they don't tell me what it was like.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on October 28, 2018, 05:21:13 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere

I would like to see what kind of monster it turns into once cooked.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 28, 2018, 05:33:06 AM
I didn’t know where else to put this, but I knew I had to put it somewhere
it needs to wrapped in some salty bacon , to keep the evil spirits at bay.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 29, 2018, 04:08:00 AM
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 29, 2018, 04:29:58 AM
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on October 29, 2018, 01:46:57 PM
You can all thank the weird shit I am following on FB for this lot.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=12150336&fbclid=IwAR1lRjpXacChSNelaImszy5XCsenL2OvJ9eaFoGTp9EmK8OmUv5eCP_LUr4
Looks like something that would hold sNoory’s interest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on October 30, 2018, 12:01:15 AM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on October 30, 2018, 03:51:52 AM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\
Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on October 30, 2018, 04:46:20 AM
RGB showerhead (https://www.woot.com/offers/color-changing-led-handheld-shower-head?utm_campaign=Daily+Digest+30+10+18&ref=eml&utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_medium=email&utm_term=a_1&utm_content=Rec-Template&ref_=pe_3185080_370360930). why, just why.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 30, 2018, 11:05:39 AM
Both Magnum PI and The Brady Bunch featured a plot about a cursed Hawaiian doll found in a cave. Magnum PI was later but upped the game by having Rick and AJ Simon on the show in a cross-over deal with Simon&Simon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 30, 2018, 11:13:12 AM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\

hopefully out of a cannon.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on October 30, 2018, 11:23:04 AM
I had pumpkin Gnocchi yesterday and it was delish!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 30, 2018, 04:29:04 PM
I fired an employee today and I feel horrible. Damn him. :-\

More people need to be fired in this world. Give them a wake up call to up their game or alert the next employer to watch out.  Too many feel privileged.

Funny, I don't think I've ever been fired outright.  I've gotten frustrated by an employer, found a new job and have been terminated when my new company did the employment verification call (missed a week's pay but my vengeance was more than rewarding, they wanted all the passwords and I was "under such stress, I forgot" after my final check was cashed, they called for them and I said I don't work for them any longer. Total thankless asshole move on my part.)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on October 30, 2018, 11:54:32 PM
There's a site that's "click to give" you just click the button every day for the types of charities.

https://greatergood.com/ (https://greatergood.com/)

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2018, 02:39:15 AM
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on October 31, 2018, 03:39:35 AM
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Ha
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 31, 2018, 01:04:07 PM
i love men.. i love to flirt  :)

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 31, 2018, 01:29:24 PM
RGB showerhead (https://www.woot.com/offers/color-changing-led-handheld-shower-head?utm_campaign=Daily+Digest+30+10+18&ref=eml&utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_medium=email&utm_term=a_1&utm_content=Rec-Template&ref_=pe_3185080_370360930). why, just why.
So you can turn your mundane shower while soaping up or shampooing into an Ibiza-style foam-party at a club!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on October 31, 2018, 01:30:23 PM
Uh, yeah... Can you find the funny thing on this page?
http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060 (http://www.dietandbeauty.jp/en/exhibit/?id=1530750775-112060)
Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 31, 2018, 03:02:38 PM
Redirects to some site about those Japanese schoolgirl cartoons manga that one poster on the other site would always post?

i dunno. i didn't try the "<perv" button in the lower left corner below the listing........ you know..... that button directly left of the "next >" button.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on October 31, 2018, 07:22:32 PM
Back in the early 2000s, Yahoo Japan used to have incredible stuff as part of their regular content.  And it wasn't  a manga depiction of preteen girls either...  It was the real thing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 01, 2018, 02:40:03 PM
One of the more bizarre things I've seen. Some funny and weird satire/rants going on here. Alex Jones dressed up as a "gay frog" for Halloween to rant against political foes and against Atrazine and other pesticides.

https://www.infowars.com/live-gay-frog-invade-infowars-trump-defends-us-border-banned-midterm-broadcast/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 02, 2018, 04:26:43 AM
One of the more bizarre things I've seen. Some funny and weird satire/rants going on here. Alex Jones dressed up as a "gay frog" for Halloween to rant against political foes and against Atrazine and other pesticides.

https://www.infowars.com/live-gay-frog-invade-infowars-trump-defends-us-border-banned-midterm-broadcast/


Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...

Just wondering - if Blackface and Whiteface got somebody fired. how come Trump gets away with Orangeface?  (Think of all the offended Satsumas out there.)

And by the way, don't you think a billionaire could afford a better Tan in a Can?

 :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 02, 2018, 10:55:28 AM

Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...

Just wondering - if Blackface and Whiteface got somebody fired. how come Trump gets away with Orangeface?  (Think of all the offended Satsumas out there.)

And by the way, don't you think a billionaire could afford a better Tan in a Can?

 :o
Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Re: orangey tans. I don't understand it, but some successful people like for some reason. Boehner, Trump, Ralph Lauren, and, of course George Hamilton who has done it for decades and has become almost a trademark. I didn't mention women simply because it happens all the time and Hollywood "stars" are always doing crazy fashion and skin choices.

But I challenge even the most demented Hollywood type to beat the bizarreness of Alex's "gay frog" broadcast.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 02, 2018, 11:02:04 AM

Not a political post - I'm afraid to venture into the political thread...



 :o
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Post by: pawpourri on November 02, 2018, 11:12:18 AM
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LOL.  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 02, 2018, 11:27:20 AM
Why be afraid? Especially here where politics is pretty tame.
Re: orangey tans. I don't understand it, but some successful people like for some reason. Boehner, Trump, Ralph Lauren, and, of course George Hamilton who has done it for decades and has become almost a trademark. I didn't mention women simply because it happens all the time and Hollywood "stars" are always doing crazy fashion and skin choices.

But I challenge even the most demented Hollywood type to beat the bizarreness of Alex's "gay frog" broadcast.

Orangey is probably the result of our Caucasianality.  One time I ended up looking like a mandarin with brown feet.  Decided then that I should stay the way nature made me, white as a nerd's crew socks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 02, 2018, 01:51:57 PM
Orangey is probably the result of our Caucasianality.  One time I ended up looking like a mandarin with brown feet.  Decided then that I should stay the way nature made me, white as a nerd's crew socks.
Yeah, I think at least they aren't using tanning beds or laying out in the sun. I think those Hollywood and rich folks are using some kind of chemical concoction, Not sure why folks need to feel to tan. White guilt? Haha. No politics. I knew a gal who had to get an operation to get rid of some skin cancer in her 20's, technically you can't "prove" but she worked at and used tanning beds a lot. It is bizarre. Sun is good within limits for Vitamin D but otherwise, cover up and wear a hat if you are white and outside a lot. Now I think people are starting to recognize that tanning salons have dangers. 
https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/skin/basic_info/indoor_tanning.htm
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on November 04, 2018, 06:46:16 AM
Don't forget your protective glasses when taking a hit from the laser bong!
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvqdbq/watch-this-guy-take-a-hit-with-a-dollar2400-laser-bong
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on November 04, 2018, 08:20:49 AM
Don't forget your protective glasses when taking a hit from the laser bong!
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvqdbq/watch-this-guy-take-a-hit-with-a-dollar2400-laser-bong

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 04, 2018, 08:12:25 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 06, 2018, 08:36:19 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 06, 2018, 09:56:06 PM
Vent:

A journalist who was in contact with both me and a former bandmate did not tell me that she had died.

Really disappointed.  I knew she was going to die, she was a mess and a massive smoker/pothead/alcoholic... He could have mentioned it. Condolences to her boyfriend were due, at the least.

No finer woman to get arrested with for a drunken lewdness in some hick town.  Glad I never got her pregnant, that would have been hell.

We're all going to die, some of us sooner, some of us prettier...  I'm still here, I must have been the prettier one...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 07, 2018, 12:12:53 AM
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???
You're not exactly a brain in a bottle yerself.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 07, 2018, 12:17:12 AM
Glad you’re human. Most of the times I’ve been fired, the HR person has done so with glee.
Were they bad?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 07, 2018, 12:23:46 AM
Were they bad?
They couldn't have been this bad.  A PM I received from a member of my old board..  He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this..  he always had great avatars.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 07, 2018, 03:17:14 AM
Dennis Hof, the brothel owner running for state assembly as the "Trump from Pahrump" and who died a few weeks ago, won his election.

https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062 (https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 07, 2018, 06:42:44 AM
If you ever think of buying an HP printer, better plan on paying the Geek Squad out of pocket for tech support.

I don't know, this struck me as tone-deaf and funny but easily frustrating for the person needing the answer...

https://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Operating-System-and-Recovery/HP-google-drive-plugin/td-p/6738083 (https://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Operating-System-and-Recovery/HP-google-drive-plugin/td-p/6738083)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 07, 2018, 03:48:14 PM
Dennis Hof, the brothel owner running for state assembly as the "Trump from Pahrump" and who died a few weeks ago, won his election.

https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062 (https://www.newsweek.com/who-was-dennis-hof-brothel-owner-who-died-weeks-ago-wins-midterm-elections-1205062)
Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.   

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/election-results-2018-denver-riggleman-wins-bigfoot-erotica-virginia/1914117002/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 08, 2018, 12:05:35 AM
WTF 14?

You make no sense whatsoever. ???
I am Ellumined!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 08, 2018, 01:14:06 AM
I am Ellumined!
I don't like the bird. Please go back to kittens and cats.  God bless
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 08, 2018, 04:37:02 PM



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 11, 2018, 12:53:33 AM
Which would taste better, do you think?

https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 11, 2018, 03:51:26 PM
Which would taste better, do you think?

https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
I would've gone with a biscuit rather than the English muffin, though admittedly they are more crumbly. Aside from the BBQ sauce, which one could add, the "Texas McMuffin" is the standard "Sausage Egg McMuffin" at McD's here. And the Idaho one is adding a "hashbrown" to the basic McD's "Sausage Egg McMuffin." I have to admit breakfast items are the only reason I go to McD's sometimes, especially as "breakfast all day" now policy.  Burgerwise there are better places even at same price-point.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 11, 2018, 10:17:51 PM
Which would taste better, do you think?

https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/ (https://soranews24.com/2018/11/10/which-american-inspired-japanese-mcdonalds-sandwich-stacks-up-we-munch-all-four-to-find-out/)
@Spookcat The one on the right has more albeit artificial mechanically deboned lamb, beef, and or mutton or cat n' dog protein than the concoction on the left so for that reason I go with, IT, on the right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 11, 2018, 10:22:07 PM
Yeah. Classic and some dude in VA who once wrote "Bigfoot erotica" won his election against some Hollywood actresses mother (I had to look her since I never heard of her though.) Strange election times.   

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/election-results-2018-denver-riggleman-wins-bigfoot-erotica-virginia/1914117002/
I think a member of the forum should sleep with bigfoot, see whether or not he's all that. And please no jokes about my wife's dawgs. ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on November 12, 2018, 07:29:02 AM
I must go...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 12, 2018, 01:04:39 PM
I must go...

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Magic 8 ball says you're going!   I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 12, 2018, 01:30:35 PM
Magic 8 ball says you're going!   I wonder if Dickenson's pipes have help up over the years... I'll bet, yes.

it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings.  They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 12, 2018, 01:53:11 PM
I must go...

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Oh yeah! Getting pre-sale*. Also Megadeth and Ozzy coming but, frankly, Ozzy is pretty weak these past tours. Can barely mumble songs, forgets lyrics, etc I hear.

* I haven't listened to "The Raven Age" but it Steve Harris's son's band. Nepotism? Ha!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: comaphobe on November 12, 2018, 01:59:44 PM
My only problem with Iron Maiden is their boring setlist the past few tours. Get some of those songs out of there FFS and mix it up a bit. Also, too much material from the 2000s.

Bruce sounds fine on YouTube, but the setlists would put me to sleep.

I only saw them once/way late, in 2005 but got lucky with them playing material from only their first 4 albums, which are really the only ones I ever listened to with the exception of SSoSS although I still hate CIPWM and will never listen to that song.

Paul Di'Anno looks and sounds like shit these days. He has to be wheeled out on stage in a wheel chair. About 5 years ago while playing a dive bar just before he started using wheelchairs full-time, one of the audience members said "Bruce Dickinson". Bad idea because Paul went on a rant and called Bruce an opera-singing FGT. Paul is obviously playing for beer and is obviously grumpy and probably unbuzzed. He is nearing 300lbs by this point too.

The first 2 albums with Di'Anno were awesome, Killers is one of my favorite hard rock albums by any band. But the guy has made poor life decisions since day one which caused him to get the boot from the band, and he has consistently failed in life ever since. He can't blame Bruce for that.

Bruce has built a small empire, the band flies in their own jet which is piloted by him. I know Harris owns the band, but in general Maiden are boss of their own machine. They have more integrity than many other bands from their time. I just wish they have a better setlist and also get rid of that ballerina dancing Janick Gers who doesn't even have his guitar plugged in.

Tickets are too much now and the good ones are usually gone before they go on sale. It's too hard to see bands in Areas or Amphitheaters these days and not get stuck in a seat. I think last time Maiden played here Tickets were not even available unless you belonged to a particular CC or financial institution. And they were way overpriced anyways.

Lucinda Williams is playing in 2 nights, I would go to that but I am too god damn busy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 12, 2018, 02:08:09 PM
My only problem with Iron Maiden is their boring setlist the past few tours. Get some of those songs out of there FFS and mix it up a bit. Also, too much material from the 2000s.

Bruce sounds fine on YouTube, but the setlists would put me to sleep.

I only saw them once/way late, in 2005 but got lucky with them playing material from only their first 4 albums, which are really the only ones I ever listened to with the exception of SSoSS although I still hate CIPWM and will never listen to that song.

Paul Di'Anno looks and sounds like shit these days. He has to be wheeled out on stage in a wheel chair. About 5 years ago while playing a dive bar just before he started using wheelchairs full-time, one of the audience members said "Bruce Dickinson". Bad idea because Paul went on a rant and called Bruce an opera-singing FGT. Paul is obviously playing for beer and is obviously grumpy and probably unbuzzed. He is nearing 300lbs by this point too.

The first 2 albums with Di'Anno were awesome, Killers is one of my favorite hard rock albums by any band. But the guy has made poor life decisions since day one which caused him to get the boot from the band, and he has consistently failed in life ever since. He can't blame Bruce for that.

Bruce has built a small empire, the band flies in their own jet which is piloted by him. I know Harris owns the band, but in general Maiden are boss of their own machine. They have more integrity than many other bands from their time. I just wish they have a better setlist and also get rid of that ballerina dancing Janick Gers who doesn't even have his guitar plugged in.

Tickets are too much now and the good ones are usually gone before they go on sale. It's too hard to see bands in Areas or Amphitheaters these days and not get stuck in a seat. I think last time Maiden played here Tickets were not even available unless you belonged to a particular CC or financial institution. And they were way overpriced anyways.

Lucinda Williams is playing in 2 nights, I would go to that but I am too god damn busy.

My buddy saw the plane "Ed Force One" on the ground in PR on tour a few years ago. In SA on that tour Dickinson bitched a bit at people smoking weed so close to stage: "I have to fly out tomorrow." I think this tour will have good set list as not promoting a "new album" but like a greatest hits like when they reprised whole album in redone "Powerslave" tour. Prices are high and you are right that Maiden runs a well-oiled business machine. Also I've noted less and less G/A or Pit seats recently at some concerts, sometimes only seats offered even (!), but this also might be as bands age so does some of their demographic?

http://www.metalinjection.net/tour-dates/iron-maiden-announce-legacy-of-the-beast-2019-north-american-tour

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 12, 2018, 02:09:14 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 12, 2018, 05:21:29 PM

Better than trailer park boys.


/Newfies :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 12, 2018, 05:33:15 PM
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings.  They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.

Don't bands use technology such as MIDI to do much the same with their instruments?

I'd rather see a favorite band than not, even if it's been decades since their early years.  Hell, I have fun seeing tribute bands if they're decent
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 12, 2018, 06:28:19 PM
it doesn't matter if his pipes have held up, with all of the magic pitch correction technology, I have been hearing that certain female singers have been supplemented with samples from their multi-track studio recordings.  They are still singing live but, the algorithm fills in the original pitch and smooths out the voice a bit with the sample.
I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on November 12, 2018, 07:33:26 PM

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 13, 2018, 01:27:41 AM
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Richard Groyper on November 13, 2018, 06:12:35 AM
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI 



Stan Lee died because of this.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: WeinerInHand on November 13, 2018, 07:20:31 AM
Stan Lee died because of this.

+1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 13, 2018, 08:05:22 AM
I know how all that crap works, I have it in my studio for shitty singers. Dickenson had and most likely still does have one of the most powerful voices in that particular genre. He's from a generation of real singers who can pull it off live. Never been a fan of his voice, but man he delivers.

I got called out once when the group I was in used (I think) a late 90s DigiTech 1u rack unit.  I remember the patch that I got caught on was the "Beach Boys." Somebody off stage was absolutely livid after the set and said that's not your voice! I said it was just pitch correction and he just flew into No! No! No! There was a woman's voice in there.

For the general gigs, it was great. A three piece band that could sing, hahaha.  Multitrack was a curse and it was my ultimate weakness. The places I could have gone if I could sing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on November 13, 2018, 12:45:46 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kizuna AI on November 13, 2018, 01:18:04 PM
@Richard Groyper @Kizuna AI 



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on November 14, 2018, 10:18:50 AM
This is a town near me

https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ponyboysunset on November 14, 2018, 10:22:05 AM
This is a town near me

https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
Way to stay with today's anal theme. Bun throwing. lol
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 14, 2018, 12:09:06 PM
This is a town near me

https://www.abingdonblog.co.uk/?p=21504
That is pretty weak: "(This year we saw the introduction of an ingredients list so that there was no problems with the modern problem of allergies.)"

I like how y'all have some weird festivals and traditions, even if the politicians and lawyers water them down due to "safety." Shrovetide Football, the cheese wheel deal, etc.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 15, 2018, 12:29:24 AM
http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html (http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html)

Virtual tour from TEPCO around Japan's Fukishima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: DynamoHum on November 15, 2018, 05:21:46 AM
http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html (http://www.tepco.co.jp/en/insidefukushimadaiichi/index-e.html)

Virtual tour from TEPCO around Japan's Fukishima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.

Amazing and scary!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 16, 2018, 04:38:36 PM
Awww  :D


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 18, 2018, 03:51:55 AM
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Title: BellGab gets you banned here?
Post by: Chefist on November 19, 2018, 04:08:22 PM
I've heard if I mention it, I'll be banned? Any word critical of DS or BE will get me banned? Is that true? Just curious....oh, wait...before you mention it...I'm a "cunny"..."glubsy"...etc, etc...new material folks...boring...ha.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 20, 2018, 12:41:47 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on November 21, 2018, 04:02:17 AM
They couldn't have been this bad.  A PM I received from a member of my old board..  He was a perfectly normal guy that everybody consistantly liked for two years and then!!??? this..  he always had great avatars.
He probably shouldn't drink and surf!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 21, 2018, 12:19:24 PM
He probably shouldn't drink and surf!
I think he's dead now. Leaving his wife very wealthy and very happy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on November 21, 2018, 08:03:18 PM

Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!


PS  that's not the real Paul! ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on November 22, 2018, 03:12:15 AM
11am Wed., and there were already 3 tents in line in Texas.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on November 23, 2018, 04:28:23 PM
I have never subscribed to Netflix.
I have cashed checks from Netflix, though.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 23, 2018, 07:34:03 PM
North Sentinel Island

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=279861729031
Seems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46313965
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on November 23, 2018, 07:40:39 PM
Not again..

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 23, 2018, 07:48:32 PM
Seems as if the Sentinelese have not weakened and killed another guy who wanted wanted to tell them about Jesus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46313965
Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 23, 2018, 08:03:28 PM
Why are they allowed to defend their borders and culture and even use weapons, albeit primitive- but effective, to do so? No investigations? No arrests? No indictments? No judge interpreting law by their political beliefs? No trials? No press at their door speculating, harassing family members of the shooter, etc? Why no "hate crime" claims?

Does not seem like they would be welcoming to a very special episode of Geraldo.  They are not very friendly.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 23, 2018, 08:08:44 PM
Does not seem like they would be welcoming to a very special episode of Geraldo.  They are not very friendly.
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Well, Ol' Jerry could undo some button on his shirt, wear some chains, and promise a great expose' only to find these vicious natives' lair empty....and boast and rant about something.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 23, 2018, 08:26:52 PM
Howards new studio/set is so fucking sanitized and void of character when compared to the glory years of 06 through 09 when the shows PC-ness started to become unbearable. Haven't listened since 2012 and I don't miss it. And WTF happened to Robin? She's a house!


PS  that's not the real Paul! ;)

Ever since Howard got rid of Howard TV and the staff I stopped listening. I mainly liked to watch all the Howard TV stuff.
It looks like they have brought back some video but I can't be arsed with it now.
Howard distancing himself from Artie after he tried to commit suicide was a dick move as well. Artie was a handful in more ways than one, while he was working for the show, but that period of the show was awesome.
Using Jon Hein's coined term, Howard has 'jumped the shark' years ago.
It is too bad because it was one of the very few programs, of any kind, that had me in hysterical laughter.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 23, 2018, 09:43:52 PM
Interesting read hehehe

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/22/meet-the-men-offering-their-sperm-to-strangers-online-but-only-if-they-can-do-natural-insemination-8166317/

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 24, 2018, 03:03:05 AM
May you all be amused by this.
https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160 (https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on November 24, 2018, 03:38:10 AM
May you all be amused by this.
https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160 (https://twitter.com/FarmWatcherUK/status/1066011237350236160)

  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 24, 2018, 04:15:36 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on November 25, 2018, 02:46:36 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on November 25, 2018, 02:49:49 PM
golden ram with rgb goodness for our fearless leader. suitable for elluminating the hugging silks.
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Title: Wedding Memories
Post by: albrecht on November 27, 2018, 07:12:45 PM
Wow.
Wedding photographer screws a member of the wedding, yells at the wedding guests, urinates on a tree, gets caught by cops with Xanax in her pockets, and then threatens to kill the arresting officer's family and daughters will be dead "by Christmas."


https://news--site.com/2018/11/27/a-wedding-photographer-was-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-guest-and-urinating-on-a-tree-at-the-venue/   

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/sheriff-wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-guest-urinated-on-tree/287-617863938 

Title: Re: Wedding Memories
Post by: KSM32 on November 27, 2018, 07:22:23 PM
Wow.
Wedding photographer screws a member of the wedding, yells at the wedding guests, urinates on a tree, gets caught by cops with Xanax in her pockets, and then threatens to kill the arresting officer's family and daughters will be dead "by Christmas."


https://news--site.com/2018/11/27/a-wedding-photographer-was-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-guest-and-urinating-on-a-tree-at-the-venue/   

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/sheriff-wedding-photographer-had-sex-with-guest-urinated-on-tree/287-617863938

Oh, I swear if I wasn't married.. ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Memories
Post by: albrecht on November 27, 2018, 07:24:51 PM
Oh, I swear if I wasn't married.. ;D
It was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....
Title: Re: Wedding Memories
Post by: Jayzelady on November 27, 2018, 09:22:18 PM
It was very surprising when I got home and saw the pictures to accommodate the story I heard the radio guys discussing and laughing about....

Jeeeezus, my oldest daughter and her husband live in Weatherford, Texas! Oh, I am sooooo going to ask her if she heard about this! LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on November 28, 2018, 03:32:51 AM
I like this ad. #clickacy

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on November 28, 2018, 08:16:59 AM
I had a great laugh this morning... I was looking at some home improvement work and this guy completely failed. He wouldn't call when he told me he would and, combined with a Yelp review that said pretty much the same thing, even though he was highly recommended I just couldn't hire the guy. I sent him a dear John email because he's not answering his phone and, two days later, he calls acting as if nothing has happened and wants to stop by the house to finish the deal.

It is the George Costanza close!  It's actually a real life thing! For those of you who don't know, in the TV show Seinfeld, George is character was fired from a job but just kept going as if nothing happened.

I've seen it all, even sexual favors to close a deal (or offers of) but this is a first.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on November 28, 2018, 09:49:14 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on November 29, 2018, 01:40:17 PM
Zeebo? Two-foot tall squirrels invading?! @zeebo

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article222294420.html 

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on December 01, 2018, 12:03:16 AM
  ;D

Hear about the Florida Family Dollar fart kerfluffle?  After loudly ripping one in line, a lovely paragon of feminine delicacy pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" the guy next to her who complained.

It's Dollar Tree for me now, folks.   :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 01, 2018, 01:15:03 AM
Hear about the Florida Family Dollar fart kerfluffle?  After loudly ripping one in line, a lovely paragon of feminine delicacy pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" the guy next to her who complained.

It's Dollar Tree for me now, folks.   :o

There's a new rule about eating the canned fish tacos before leaving the store.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: pawpourri on December 01, 2018, 02:27:22 AM
There's a new rule about eating the canned fish tacos before leaving the store.

But can we still shuck the corn in-store?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 01, 2018, 09:02:16 AM
Idk who it is but College Gameday has some black guy with braces, dredlocks, strange sunglasses, lots of gold bling, and some kind of tie-dyed shirt giving game predictions. It is bizarre Corso is patting him on back and is very animated about him. It is weird. I have on mute because listening to radio pre-game. But every so often the black dude, apparently, gives some kind of commentary but otherwise looks dazed and stoned and sort of just sits there as others talk.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 01, 2018, 09:02:51 AM
But can we still shuck the corn in-store?
At at least one grocery here you can. And they have another barrel next the one with corn for you to do so.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 01, 2018, 05:49:10 PM
Idk who it is but College Gameday has some black guy with braces, dredlocks, strange sunglasses, lots of gold bling, and some kind of tie-dyed shirt giving game predictions. It is bizarre Corso is patting him on back and is very animated about him. It is weird. I have on mute because listening to radio pre-game. But every so often the black dude, apparently, gives some kind of commentary but otherwise looks dazed and stoned and sort of just sits there as others talk.

Was he smoking a Newport?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 01, 2018, 05:58:48 PM
Was he smoking a Newport?
Not on camera. He reminded me of the "brothers" who get on tv in the Superbowl when Murray's version of Hunter S Thompson gives them his tickets and press pass in exchange for a hat and a bottle of bagged wine in "Where The Buffalo Roam" but less animated.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on December 03, 2018, 09:19:14 AM
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1069111211080523776
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2018, 02:17:46 PM
When it takes 10.48 years for a hybrid's fuel savings to save the extra money spent to get a hybrid.  Not to even count the higher insurance rates...

Eh, nevermind.



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 03, 2018, 02:30:05 PM
When it takes 10.48 years for a hybrid's fuel savings to save the extra money spent to get a hybrid.  Not to even count the higher insurance rates...

Eh, nevermind.

Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 03, 2018, 03:10:20 PM
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.

I think California warranties are 10-year/150k miles... 

Yeah, all those safety features aside, fuck hybrids.  The carbon footprint isn't that good anyway.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 03, 2018, 04:04:55 PM
I think California warranties are 10-year/150k miles... 

Yeah, all those safety features aside, fuck hybrids.  The carbon footprint isn't that good anyway.
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on December 04, 2018, 09:41:41 PM
Better than music. Toronto band Sons Of Butcher A "pro" wrestler should use this as a walk in/out song

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 04, 2018, 11:04:32 PM
I buy shit sometimes just because it's a great deal.


Shit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on December 05, 2018, 01:03:10 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7888117/chimp-human-strength-planet-apes/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 05, 2018, 01:08:53 AM
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1069111211080523776

If you reverse that, is it a Canadian baby being born?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 08, 2018, 05:07:37 AM
Disposal.  Disposal. Disposal.  These creeps never consider Disposal.   ::)

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3941914/pg1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 12:43:24 AM
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.
Close up, especially when walking near a cold engine starting, the electric car sure makes a difference in breathing with asthma.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 12:46:07 AM
Don’t forget the replacement battery pack sometime after year 7.
Very expensive.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 09, 2018, 12:55:39 AM
  ;D
Adorable!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 11, 2018, 11:48:46 AM
https://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-olivia-de-havilland-interview-20181210-story.html
Title: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2018, 05:13:49 PM
So I've taken up an interest in Cults as of late.  I have been listening to Cults on Parcast (https://www.parcast.com/cults/)  The show is highly scripted and reasonably researched, the hosts have solid voices and delivery but over all it is just sort of meh.  No spontaneity, no personality, no umpf.

I then found this offering called Can We Cult and picked out a show about a Satanic Temple Cult.  Should be a slam dunk but negative!  Imagine two Valley Girls trying to do an Anna Nicole Smith impression.   It's pretty horrid:

https://soundcloud.com/user-703925469/episode-35-a-million-dolhairs-the-satanic-temple-the-freedomites

Edit:  17 minutes in and they still haven't started the show.  One of the hosts twitter feed is @dicksandvodka   I feel my brain cells dying.  :P
         25 minutes in and still no sign of anything cult related. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 11, 2018, 05:36:24 PM
I've always been suspect of the supposed "green" thing with hybrid and electric cars. What happens in a accident? What happens at end of life? Is mining of lithium etc really that "green?" And the whole supply chain? And anyway we got sub $2/gallon gas (even if still has the ethanol scam in it) here.

Sub $3 a gallon here, barely.

Problem is that the tech is loaded in electric and hybrid vehicles, not the gas models that I was looking at.  I felt compelled to get one of them because of the safety and automation.

Only $300 savings in gas annually over the car it's replacing. ☹️
Title: Re: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: albrecht on December 11, 2018, 06:06:46 PM
So I've taken up an interest in Cults as of late.  I have been listening to Cults on Parcast (https://www.parcast.com/cults/)  The show is highly scripted and reasonably researched, the hosts have solid voices and delivery but over all it is just sort of meh.  No spontaneity, no personality, no umpf.

I then found this offering called Can We Cult and picked out a show about a Satanic Temple Cult.  Should be a slam dunk but negative!  Imagine two Valley Girls trying to do an Anna Nicole Smith impression.   It's pretty horrid:

https://soundcloud.com/user-703925469/episode-35-a-million-dolhairs-the-satanic-temple-the-freedomites

Edit:  17 minutes in and they still haven't started the show.  One of the hosts twitter feed is @dicksandvodka   I feel my brain cells dying.  :P
         25 minutes in and still no sign of anything cult related.

@Walks_At_Night

I never heard of this dude but he gave a pretty good run-down of the various cult/agency/nutso/serialkiller/childabuse stuff in the 70's and 80's and, apparently, is going now. Warning. A "Rense" etc type of host, if you catch my drift, so might offend some politically.  Most of this I was aware of (or at least aware of the theories/) "The Finders" has always intrigued me.  But also some new stuff I was not aware of, mainly the connections, apparently, between some very prominent serial killers and groups. Not fun listening but interesting. I'm not into the sick "details" of true crime or serial killers and abuse stuff, but am into the conspiracy, gov't cover-ups, and "why" side of cult, satanic, and/or agency stuff....

http://www.renegadebroadcasting.com/solar-storm-state-sponsored-child-trafficking-tragedies-in-the-70s-and-80s-12-9-18/
Title: Re: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2018, 06:12:00 PM
@Walks_At_Night

I never heard of this dude but he gave a pretty good run-down of the various cult/agency/nutso/serialkiller/childabuse stuff in the 70's and 80's and, apparently, is going now.

Well thanks.  I'll check it out after Malliard.   That other debacle might have been the worst podcast that ever was, ever is or ever could be.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 12, 2018, 01:16:15 AM
Sub $3 a gallon here, barely.

Problem is that the tech is loaded in electric and hybrid vehicles, not the gas models that I was looking at.  I felt compelled to get one of them because of the safety and automation.

Only $300 savings in gas annually over the car it's replacing. ☹️
Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists.  They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods.  No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.
Title: Re: My ears bleed as I listen to this
Post by: albrecht on December 12, 2018, 07:32:01 AM
Well thanks.  I'll check it out after Malliard.   That other debacle might have been the worst podcast that ever was, ever is or ever could be.

@Walks_At_Night

Add to the guy's list?  And weird the names/words associated with this operation? Zohar? Purim? Ex-military clients?

14 Israelis suspected of running child sex trafficking ring in Colombia

https://www.timesofisrael.com/14-israelis-suspected-of-running-child-sex-trafficking-ring-in-colombia/


http://www.renegadebroadcasting.com/solar-storm-state-sponsored-child-trafficking-tragedies-in-the-70s-and-80s-12-9-18/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 07:17:55 AM
Living with one, their lack of exhaust really is easier on pedestrians and cyclists.  They are quieter for conversing (or audio surveillence) and quieter in neighborhoods.  No more smogging out kids at the corner bus stop while warming up your car.
and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 13, 2018, 07:46:11 AM
In an interesting development, I have learned that Morg!  goes absolutely berserk when this Zombies tune is played:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 13, 2018, 07:54:21 AM
In an interesting development, I have learned that Morg!  goes absolutely berserk when this Zombies tune is played:



Were you listening to SiriusXM this morning?  They played that about an hour ago on Classic Vinyl.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 13, 2018, 08:04:40 AM
and not enough sound to warn pedestrians and such the car is there and moving...
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design.  When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something.  And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars.  They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on December 13, 2018, 08:10:07 AM
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design.  When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something.  And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars.  They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.

With nerf bumpers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 13, 2018, 08:26:05 AM
Were you listening to SiriusXM this morning?  They played that about an hour ago on Classic Vinyl.

Negative.  I don't have SiriusXM.  I flirted with getting it at one point but Art quit before I could even pull the trigger!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 11:29:29 AM
Yes, it is insane, absolutely insane design.  When backing up or first starting, they could have built in some chimes or something.  And, despite their stealth, they don't have any more lights than other cars.  They should be light up like a tractor load and the lights should constantly blink or rotate through some sort of movement.
as a motorcycle rider I am  convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 13, 2018, 11:30:46 AM
as a motorcycle rider I am  convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going

Loud pipes save lives.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on December 13, 2018, 11:40:53 AM
as a motorcycle rider I am  convinced that I I put a disco ball above my head and shine a 50000w light off of it people would still not see me. These are the people that dont realize a firetruck or ambulance is behind them, with all lights siren and horn going
I always wear a reflective safety vest when I’m on my bike.  I know there are still idiots out there who won’t see me, but I have to still do everything I can in order to be seen on the road.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on December 13, 2018, 12:20:40 PM

Loud pipes save lives.
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 13, 2018, 01:02:16 PM
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.

I hate worse when they drive down road in between lanes between vehicles. I know some places it is legal (somehow) but I still think dangerous. But I give motorcyclists a pass for loud pipes and bad driving since they contribute so much to healthcare in terms of donations and think you have to be crazy to drive a motorcycle in the traffic we have, all the illegals with beat up cars and drunk, drunk drivers, tractor trailers, weather, folks on drugs, road ragers, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on December 13, 2018, 02:00:31 PM
It amuses me that in Florida, accident investigators are required to check off a box that says whether the motorcycle rider was wearing a helmet. A helmet is not required in the state. I saw a report of a fatal crash involving two 18-wheelers that pinned a motorcycle between them. The investigator had dutifully checked the box saying no helmet though a helmet would not have prevented the death. I’m sure it’s in a database somewhere that will be used to argue for a return to mandatory helmet laws.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 05:05:38 PM
Loud pipes hurt my ears. I’d really like a law that allows me to shoot the loud pipe bastards.
well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud.
It amuses me that in Florida, accident investigators are required to check off a box that says whether the motorcycle rider was wearing a helmet. A helmet is not required in the state. I saw a report of a fatal crash involving two 18-wheelers that pinned a motorcycle between them. The investigator had dutifully checked the box saying no helmet though a helmet would not have prevented the death. I’m sure it’s in a database somewhere that will be used to argue for a return to mandatory helmet laws.
helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on December 13, 2018, 05:12:05 PM
saw someone today with "earings" very similar to these
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 14, 2018, 01:45:41 AM
;D
saw someone today with "earings" very similar to these
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I like ear wraps, although more rounded.  Not everyone does well with piercings, so wraps are a nice alternative.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on December 14, 2018, 04:20:34 AM
I saw someone yesterday who had her grandmother’s big, gaudy wedding ring made into a nose ring. I expect her nose to be at neck level in a couple of years.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 14, 2018, 10:00:06 AM
I saw someone yesterday who had her grandmother’s big, gaudy wedding ring made into a nose ring. I expect her nose to be at neck level in a couple of years.

I'm sure her grandma would be appalled so she deserves the long nose and whatever nasal infections/problems associated with that choice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 15, 2018, 01:31:50 AM
well id like a law that says i can weld a muffler on their bike for them. without their knowledge or approval. there is a fine line between sounding good and loud. helmets are not required here, i always wear one because of the idiots i mentioned above. if they cannot notice a firetruck with all the lights going, the siren and the firetruck is blasting its horn (because they are in its way) , then they dont deserve a drivers license. i have no reason to believe they will notice me.
The funny thing is, most municipalities already ban noisy vehicles.  But no one enforces it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 16, 2018, 01:03:56 AM
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...

https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on December 16, 2018, 01:16:24 AM
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...

https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)

He pays to advertise. Weird but better than Lovely Latina Ladies, right?

p.s. Did you "like"?  At least the animals love you for your Clickacy
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 16, 2018, 01:58:21 AM
I was doing #clickacy. This is the most confused I've been in a while...

https://thelastwhy.ca (https://thelastwhy.ca)
Yeah, downright quirky.  Good questions, but peculiar scenarios.  Like, I don't recall a rose as part of the Garden of Eden story.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on December 17, 2018, 04:39:27 AM
Ricky Ricardo Easterling was arrested by local police and charged with domestic violence. Unfortunately, his girlfriend was beaten rather than his mother.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 18, 2018, 06:17:07 AM
https://www.classicfm.com/composers/rossini/baritone-sings-barber-of-seville-kendrick-lamar/ (https://www.classicfm.com/composers/rossini/baritone-sings-barber-of-seville-kendrick-lamar/)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 18, 2018, 02:17:02 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Fox

Bass player for The Runaways is on Jeopardy! now. Alex didn't seem to know who they were and didn't seem impressed!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 18, 2018, 02:22:18 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Fox

Bass player for The Runaways is on Jeopardy! now. Alex didn't seem to know who they were and didn't seem impressed!

Trebek never fully recovered from his Turd Ferguson encounter...............................

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 19, 2018, 05:50:14 AM
Hello!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on December 19, 2018, 09:35:50 AM
Hello!

Hi!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 19, 2018, 06:22:34 PM
Somehow, some way, scooters have multiplied across town and you see them, usually abandoned, everywhere. I'm not sure if any of these companies are making money or how/why they are legal for road use but I see this funny story about them. Campus PD always has some interesting/funny stuff.

"12/12/2018, 3:06 am, 309 East 21st Street (San Jacinto Residence Hall).

Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UTPD was dispatched to a medical emergency regarding a student who operated, and crashed, a Lime Rental Scooter while intoxicated on alcohol. UTPD caught up with the student in a bathroom, with a bloody face and nose. Officers attempted to talk to the student, but were met only with snoring, as the man was somehow asleep while lying on a bathroom sink. Austin / Travis County EMS arrived and also began trying to wake up the foggy student. The intoxicated student told medics he thought he was in Port Arthur. As the investigation continued, Officers learned the student was only 19 years old. Because a friend called 911, the student received no charges whatsoever, despite some very poor decisions about his safety. The student was transported to the hospital for both his facial injuries from the scooter, and due to the high degree of alcohol intoxication."

https://twitter.com/UTAustinPolice/status/1075501964681773059
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 19, 2018, 06:32:26 PM
Somehow, some way, scooters have multiplied across town and you see them, usually abandoned, everywhere. I'm not sure if any of these companies are making money or how/why they are legal for road use but I see this funny story about them. Campus PD always has some interesting/funny stuff.

"12/12/2018, 3:06 am, 309 East 21st Street (San Jacinto Residence Hall).

Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UTPD was dispatched to a medical emergency regarding a student who operated, and crashed, a Lime Rental Scooter while intoxicated on alcohol. UTPD caught up with the student in a bathroom, with a bloody face and nose. Officers attempted to talk to the student, but were met only with snoring, as the man was somehow asleep while lying on a bathroom sink. Austin / Travis County EMS arrived and also began trying to wake up the foggy student. The intoxicated student told medics he thought he was in Port Arthur. As the investigation continued, Officers learned the student was only 19 years old. Because a friend called 911, the student received no charges whatsoever, despite some very poor decisions about his safety. The student was transported to the hospital for both his facial injuries from the scooter, and due to the high degree of alcohol intoxication."

https://twitter.com/UTAustinPolice/status/1075501964681773059

Ah yes. The motorized scooter.  Known as "Liquorcycles" here in N.C.    Seems like the dude above took that to heart and didn't even wait for the DUI.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 19, 2018, 07:03:09 PM
Ah yes. The motorized scooter.  Known as "Liquorcycles" here in N.C.    Seems like the dude above took that to heart and didn't even wait for the DUI.
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 19, 2018, 08:47:33 PM
Hi all, heading hometonight. Tired! Hope you all are well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 19, 2018, 09:09:39 PM
Anyone know of a good digital photo frame?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 19, 2018, 09:15:56 PM
Anyone know of a good digital photo frame?

If your intended has a smart TV, doing a compatible card/thumb drive might be suhweet.

I do recommend buying from Costco or Bed Bath and Beyond because of their liberal return policies.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 19, 2018, 09:22:59 PM
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal?...

That's an easy one.  Because the city governments get a kickback for allowing them.

Nashville recently joined the grift, after holding out.  Here's one result:

https://www.wsmv.com/news/video-bird-scooter-driver-hit-by-car-in-downtown-nashville/article_616a7652-f74d-11e8-acb1-6f9b5a9d04d6.html    (https://www.wsmv.com/news/video-bird-scooter-driver-hit-by-car-in-downtown-nashville/article_616a7652-f74d-11e8-acb1-6f9b5a9d04d6.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 20, 2018, 12:38:05 AM
Hi all, heading hometonight. Tired! Hope you all are well.

Have a safe trip @anniem
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 20, 2018, 01:21:38 AM
I sound like a oldman crank, I'm not, dammit, but how/why are these legal? Not even your own vehicle! Are they insured? Who is liable for accidents? How do they make money (cartel money laundering scheme?) They just "appeared" all over. Even in Spokane (of all places) but all over here! First time I saw (I was in Spokane) and thought it was a youtube joke to try to get meth folks to steal for online pranks. Then got back and all over Austin. And they drive them like crazy. Worse than the "wanna-be" Portland bikers. Dodging out of lanes, ditching the things everywhere, drunk, etc.
I saw them, but I didn't know they are.motorized.  OMG.  The last thing we need on streets are motorized scooters as small as skate boards.  That's like having roller skaters in traffic.  Insane.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: HumanBeing on December 20, 2018, 09:34:20 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on December 20, 2018, 02:17:47 PM
Have a safe trip @anniem
two have

Thank you! I am safe at home!  Happily. Hope you are well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on December 21, 2018, 12:23:10 AM

He invented it to get to the top so he could ski down.  But, then, does he leave it at the top or send it down?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on December 24, 2018, 01:56:32 PM
Ever wonder why our winter holiday (Christmas) is not celebrated on the solstice?  Turns out it originally was - but over time the date of the solstice moved on the Julian calendar - but not the day Christmas was celebrated. 

Adopting the Gregorian calendar - which required the elimination of a number of days - created the difference in the date the birth of Christ was celebrated between the Eastern Orthodox (Jan 6) and Western Europeans - the difference becoming ''the 12 days of Christmas''

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-weigant/why-christmas-is-not-on-t_b_78191.html   (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-weigant/why-christmas-is-not-on-t_b_78191.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on December 24, 2018, 03:23:21 PM
I still haven't grasped the 'mention' feature.  Apparently using "@" before a member's name is beyond my scope at this time.  I will learn though.  I feel a sense of shame.  My mind is riddled with doubts in my abilities to do simple tasks. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on December 24, 2018, 10:07:03 PM
I still haven't grasped the 'mention' feature.  Apparently using "@" before a member's name is beyond my scope at this time.  I will learn though.  I feel a sense of shame.  My mind is riddled with doubts in my abilities to do simple tasks.

@Aquarius, @ShayP

I only just deduced that the "@" triggered the mention feature, so y'all are not alone. For some odd reason this reminds me of a relay race in grade school when I wasn't just dead last...but i was behind enough that I actually met the other participants coming back in the other direction after they had already turned around and were very much on their way back to the finish line. I was so slow it was laughable!!

I guess what I'm saying, is that for me, this was like one of those times when I'm indeed catching, up but am still really behind lol.

If this doesn't make sense I blame the egg nog
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on December 24, 2018, 10:58:45 PM
@Aquarius, @ShayP

If this doesn't make sense I blame the egg nog

Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!


@sumethinz new  <---- like that 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on December 26, 2018, 02:30:27 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on December 26, 2018, 05:56:04 AM
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!


@sumethinz new  <---- like that 8)

Beer and scotch are just mad cos eggnog gets a reach-around and they don't rate. Jealous bitches.

I didn't get a notification email saying I was "mentioned" this time though you used @ at me. Some things are better left unknown

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 28, 2018, 04:32:37 PM
Ohhh Reeaally??!!!?? Well guess what, egg nog and his buddies beer and scotch are over at my place now and you won't believe what they're saying about you!! I've tried to reason with them on your behalf but they some disgruntled muthfucka's!!!


@sumethinz new  <---- like that 8)
@ksm32 
I would add two kinds of rum and also some brandy to the mix (with, the bourbon, of course) to make a good eggnog. Coming back from liquor today for 2nd Christmas tomorrow I was in traffic with an AWESOME old Mercury Cougar (could quite get pics,) couldn't place year in passing, but clean, cherry red, big tires in back, and, the most hilarious/best part? A red, same color scheme, "SLAYER" on the back window. Epic!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on December 28, 2018, 06:47:35 PM
@ksm32 
I would add two kinds of rum and also some brandy to the mix (with, the bourbon, of course) to make a good eggnog. Coming back from liquor today for 2nd Christmas tomorrow I was in traffic with an AWESOME old Mercury Cougar (could quite get pics,) couldn't place year in passing, but clean, cherry red, big tires in back, and, the most hilarious/best part? A red, same color scheme, "SLAYER" on the back window. Epic!
Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description  would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.

The eggnog; holy shit my belt is feeling really tight as I refuse to loosen to the next hole. There should be a Christmas weight gain thread. Or probably not.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 28, 2018, 06:52:29 PM
Shit man, you're describing my dream car. Only thing I'd change based on your description  would be changing slayer to Motorhead! I had a cherry red, heavily chromed out truck only a few years back and I miss it dearly. Yes, dearly.

The eggnog; holy shit my belt is feeling really tight as I refuse to loosen to the next hole. There should be a Christmas weight gain thread. Or probably not.

Not to be crude. BUT after picking up the meat, booze, and such for 2nd Xmas meal and then seeing that Cougar I was almost about to use my Leatherman in the truck console to make my belt a new notch!  @ksm32
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on December 28, 2018, 06:56:40 PM
I was almost about to use my Leatherman in the truck console to make my belt a new notch!  @ksm32
HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D  Have a good 1 tomorrow!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on December 28, 2018, 08:12:44 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6536269/amp/Experts-say-disruptions-polar-vortex-cause-temperatures-plummet-US.html
 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6536269/amp/Experts-say-disruptions-polar-vortex-cause-temperatures-plummet-US.html)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 29, 2018, 09:23:06 AM
HA!! And so this is Christmas ;D  Have a good 1 tomorrow!

@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:

"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some.  Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2018, 09:39:45 AM
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:

"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some.  Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "

Jose Jiminez. 




Fresh Hamm's.  WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 29, 2018, 09:44:11 AM
Jose Jiminez. 




Fresh Hamm's.  WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeessss, its esss niiice!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on December 29, 2018, 10:41:18 PM
@ksm32 Got oven and egg working because, apparently, the butcher gave us "too much meat." BS, of course. And this fun vignette from this morning:

"Last minute trip to grocery store to get stuff I, apparently, forgot like horseradish, tomato, etc and was about to check out and saw a small Mexican guy carrying a six-pack of tallboy Hamm's. And I said "nice, Hamm's!" He replied in an accent that I would say fake but looking at him it was real "Hamm's yees. Eesss bessst for mornings." He sounded like the guy, I can't recall now, that used the fake Spanish accent on late night variety show. Referenced in "The Right Stuff" movie even. Esssasctly like that. So got out of line and bought some.  Thank you, or grassy-ass, diminutive Mexican, whoever you were, for reminding me what we REALLY was missing for the 2nd Xmas dinner! "
@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Norm on December 30, 2018, 01:06:12 AM
Get right with Ray...

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 30, 2018, 04:15:35 PM
@albrecht Would it be appropriate to wish you a very merry hangover by the time you read this?

@ksm32

Oddly I was out sorta early (Had to "nap" and that turned into sleep for a weird wake-up in which I sorted out trash (there was a big round of presents) and did another round of dishes (Phil Hendrie's boss would not approve. Only women should do dishes.) So no, appreciable, hangover, and the small one that I did have this morn I attribute to someone who brought sangria that, I suspect, was 'fortified' more than usual, plus because of the fruits which interfere with my meat and potatoes diet. But good. Meat was awesome and had some leftovers since a few folks didn't show up (claim of sickness, I read "college kids partied too much and can't handle.") So just had more for an early supper. Luckily trash (and recycle) is tomorrow because cans full to the point of me actually dumping out, bashing certain things down with boots or hands, repacking stuff so that will fit and so the garbage man will take them and the commies that run the city won't cite for some violation. I'm not above also putting certain things in the "recycle yard waste" bags in a pinch, since the commies say that is unlimited. So be warned when you buy that mulch stuff. Nothing will hurt you and no chemicals etc but sometimes some bottles or trash that won't fit in trash can and when recycle is full.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on December 30, 2018, 07:01:17 PM
@ksm32

Oddly I was out sorta early (Had to "nap" and that turned into sleep for a weird wake-up in which I sorted out trash (there was a big round of presents) and did another round of dishes (Phil Hendrie's boss would not approve. Only women should do dishes.) So no, appreciable, hangover, and the small one that I did have this morn I attribute to someone who brought sangria that, I suspect, was 'fortified' more than usual, plus because of the fruits which interfere with my meat and potatoes diet. But good. Meat was awesome and had some leftovers since a few folks didn't show up (claim of sickness, I read "college kids partied too much and can't handle.") So just had more for an early supper. Luckily trash (and recycle) is tomorrow because cans full to the point of me actually dumping out, bashing certain things down with boots or hands, repacking stuff so that will fit and so the garbage man will take them and the commies that run the city won't cite for some violation. I'm not above also putting certain things in the "recycle yard waste" bags in a pinch, since the commies say that is unlimited. So be warned when you buy that mulch stuff. Nothing will hurt you and no chemicals etc but sometimes some bottles or trash that won't fit in trash can and when recycle is full.
Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D

I am all to familiar with the recycle and sanitation trials and tribulations of all that you went through. Perhaps the same commies that run your town run mine as well.

SANGRIA?? Good Lord, that is the only witches brew on Earth that can ruin my day resulting in the less than desirable afflictions I prescribed for you just above. That stuff is eeeevil.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on December 30, 2018, 07:44:41 PM
Well, would it be ok to say that I am very sorry that you don't have a POUNDING thumping head with dry unquenchable thirsty mouth accompanied with vomiting and slightly chunky soupy poops today. ;D

I am all to familiar with the recycle and sanitation trials and tribulations of all that you went through. Perhaps the same commies that run your town run mine as well.

SANGRIA?? Good Lord, that is the only witches brew on Earth that can ruin my day resulting in the less than desirable afflictions I prescribed for you just above. That stuff is eeeevil.

These commies are everywhere and seek city positions. And, for whatever reason (I blame Californian expats but also homegrown scum) people elect them. "We" even voted down an audit of city spending!! Amazing. And, seeking to "expand" recycling to include food products (already for restaurants but now YOU will have a teaming with smell/disease bin that will be picked up a few weeks later.) These commies are insane. Well, not really, there is an agenda. But, seriously, politics aside, what "common good" is had by it and people accept it? Old food in a bin in a Texas summer? That will help people? The bikers, they spend $$ to promote, will like when riding by? A commie BETO supporter brought the sangria-mix that did me in. Family so. I guess the fundamental problem of real acceptance. They don't but I will. I need a drink and some metal or old country to listen too. Dammit.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 01, 2019, 07:25:23 PM
They don't but I will. I need a drink and some metal or old country to listen too. Dammit.

@albrecht Waylon works well in these cases. Best voice in what I call real country and always will be. God bless'em, got some on right now. There was a band called Dirty Looks that I love and their dead too. My all time favorite non famous band. Hell, they weren't much more famous than my band was ;D  Incidentally I got one of those exact leather jackets (seen in the video) for Christmas.  #stellar
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 02, 2019, 05:48:16 PM
They should've casted me for Aquaman. I don't need the muscle suit or the long black hair and I would've done it for 100K. The credits would read "And Introducing KSM32 As, AQUAMAN" those dummies don't know what they missed out on. Although, shouldn't Aquaman have blond hair?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind, The Demon House
Post by: Gd5150 on January 02, 2019, 09:41:30 PM


Just watched this. It’s pretty crazy. The lost footage too.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on January 03, 2019, 06:26:09 AM
paul and ella have a bigfoot. perhaps they should sick their dead dogs ghost and a dracula pumpkin on it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2019, 08:05:39 PM
Polar Bear vs USS Connecticut
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on January 05, 2019, 11:32:23 PM
Polar Bear vs USS Connecticut
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I'm so glad I looked up that story. Thank you, Walks!  ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 06, 2019, 08:27:37 AM
I'm so glad I looked up that story. Thank you, Walks!  ;D

Sure.  Never realized or even thought about it but I guess naval encounters with big mammals are not unusual in the Arctic.
Here is a Walrus that decide to sun itself on a Russian sub.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on January 07, 2019, 05:01:53 PM
Sure.  Never realized or even thought about it but I guess naval encounters with big mammals are not unusual in the Arctic.
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I wonder if the walrus enjoyed the vodka and pickled herring!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 07, 2019, 06:27:26 PM
Speaking of Walrus's, this is a weird and disturbing movie. Ugh



Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 08, 2019, 01:46:03 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahaha...

Solidifying my biases...

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/fort-worth/2019/01/08/fort-worth-pastor-called-orlando-massacre-victims-scum-earth-ousted-prostitution-allegations (https://www.dallasnews.com/news/fort-worth/2019/01/08/fort-worth-pastor-called-orlando-massacre-victims-scum-earth-ousted-prostitution-allegations)
Title: Downfall of the Noid
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 12, 2019, 08:27:28 PM
Started thinking about the Domino's Noid of yesteryear and looked into why it disappeared.   It seems there was a real guy named Noid that did not appreciate
the ad campaign and felt that the pizza chain was attacking him personally with it. He then walked into his local Domino's with a .357 looking for a little payback.

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http://www.revealingcartoons.com/scandal-category/scandal/other/article/the-dark-ending-to-the-noid
Title: Re: Downfall of the Noid
Post by: PB on January 12, 2019, 10:18:15 PM
Started thinking about the Domino's Noid of yesteryear and looked into why it disappeared.   It seems there was a real guy named Noid that did not appreciate
the ad campaign and felt that the pizza chain was attacking him personally with it. He then walked into his local Domino's with a .357 looking for a little payback...

Dang, how did I miss that!

Dominoes hasn't had great luck with their ad campaigns, ending their ''30 minuets delivery or free'' slogan when they began getting sued by people being injured or killed by delivery drivers trying to beat the clock..

https://www.change.org/p/dominos-stop-the-deaths-end-your-30-minute-delivery-guarantee   (https://www.change.org/p/dominos-stop-the-deaths-end-your-30-minute-delivery-guarantee)
Title: Liars Club
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
Fun video of the old Liars Club show.  4 Celebs spin a yarn about a weird doodad and the contestants have to
pick out who is telling the truth.

Title: Beyond Reason
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2019, 09:05:23 AM
Clip from the old game show Beyond Reason that pitted an Astrologer, Graphologist and a Clairvoyant against each other to identify a
hidden guest.   

Here the panel struggles a bit with Stan Lee:


Here Irene Hughes guesses J. Allen Hynek straight away:
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1828918207

The Astrologer correctly guesses Betty Hill:
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1828918847
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 13, 2019, 09:11:14 AM
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.

I will no longer be a landlord soon.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on January 13, 2019, 11:26:46 AM
... the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves...

You put a hit out on a tenant?  Sometimes enough is enough
Title: Re: Liars Club
Post by: ShayP on January 13, 2019, 04:22:03 PM
Fun video of the old Liars Club show.  4 Celebs spin a yarn about a weird doodad and the contestants have to
pick out who is telling the truth.

@Walks_At_Night  I loved that game show.  Especially the setting that seemed it was in a tavern. (at least to me)
I know there was a remake, but I always hoped it would come back with the original vigor.   :)
Title: Re: Liars Club
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 13, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
@Walks_At_Night  I loved that game show.  Especially the setting that seemed it was in a tavern. (at least to me)
I know there was a remake, but I always hoped it would come back with the original vigor.   :)

I loved it as well.  In poking around on Youtube, I found an episode of an earlier version that had Rod Serling as the host:

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on January 16, 2019, 06:52:46 PM
Youtube bans "Birdbox Challenge."  Amazing that people would do this stuff, anyway.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/46888632 

"Bird Box Challenge wey be one of di latest dangerous prank for YouTube, start afta Netflix launch one feem, Birdbox wey show as di movie characters dey waka wit blindfold to survive. Na so some pipo wey watch di feem begin blindfold dia eyes dey drive, waka for train track and oda dangerous tins."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 18, 2019, 06:51:11 PM
I just want to take the time to wish you all a very merry Second Christmas on Saturday January 19.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 20, 2019, 12:30:33 AM
I just want to take the time to wish you all a very merry Second Christmas on Saturday January 19.
Merry Julian calendar Christmas to you, too.  That Bulldog I once helped was re-named Julian.  He would be 13 now.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 20, 2019, 12:35:33 AM
Today when I saw the Techonolgy thread "Gentlemen, we can re-build him..." I thought they were going to re-build George Noory!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on January 20, 2019, 12:38:45 AM
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.

I will no longer be a landlord soon.
I remember those pleasures...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2019, 01:45:09 AM
I remember those pleasures...

Aye carumba!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 20, 2019, 01:56:36 AM
I was going to rant about being a landlord... Well, all I can say is the $3000+ I paid for my dream contract (in such an unfriendly state like California) was well worth it after one 6-month tenant screwed me and themselves.

I will no longer be a landlord soon.
@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;)  Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.

Cheers.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 20, 2019, 02:08:07 AM

You put a hit out on a tenant?  Sometimes enough is enough

Hahahaha.

@sean92008 I hated being a landlord so I/we/my wife and eye completely renovated and furnished the place and turned it into an Airbnb. It's beautiful! When it's vacant it's like a second house and sometimes we'll just walk over and have coffee ;D Couldn't be happier :) :) :) ;)  Don't know if this would apply to you but hey, food for possible considerable thought.

Cheers.

It's in an HOA where short term rentals are banned. Otherwise it's a great way to cash in.  I had a friend renting her house out in Huntington Beach and paid a years worth of expenses in 3 or 4 months.  I hope you do as well as.  It seems like it could be a rewarding enterprise.

I need the cash anyway, college costs...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on January 21, 2019, 12:30:32 PM
A friend of mine called today...  His latest releases (3 of them) are all averaging over four and a half stars and he's having a shit fit over a couple of 1-star reviews by people were friends with someone he cut off working with.

He's panicked.

Fuck.  No wonder Brian Wilson went fucking nuts.  So, I yelled at him for 5 minutes and told him to grow some balls.

It's fucking music and it isn't the fucking Beatles.  I went on to yell at him that if he wants to appeal to a bunch of losers make low 5 figures a year in Western Wyoming, that's great but, if he wants to appeal to Quincy fucking Jones, he needs to put that pussy away.

Goddamnit, his office costs more in a year than my latest car did.

He better leave me something in his estate.  He's going to pop an artery the way he's going.

I want to be his legacy squatter!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 26, 2019, 10:31:02 PM
Happened again tonight. My wife and eye were out for dinner at a nice place that she likes. I don't like it because they can't season a steak to save their lives, but that's another story.  My wife is one of those... hmm, one of those ladies who will spirit out a glass she takes a shine to. The scotch I had came in a very nice and stylish glass and as soon as it hit the table the steeling wheels started turning. she thinks it's ok to do this once in a while because she's a huge tipper and if its a place we frequent she feels she's exempt :o  This happens about twice a year and I never know when the glass thief will make an appearance because she always purses the thing as I make one last watering trip to the latrine before the taxi home.  And then like a cat that brings in the dead bird as a gift she unveils my new scotch glass to add to my collection.


I'm going to turn her in next time. I swear. She is not above the law and perhaps a little hard time in the lady big house might do her some good.   Only way she'll learn.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 27, 2019, 01:19:59 PM
This was my neighbor. I don’t ski out of bounds, but I carry a candy bar and a bottle of water whenever I ski. He’s lucky to be alive

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/lost-skier-spends-night-in-snow-storm-in-backcountry-outside-steamboat-resort/

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on January 27, 2019, 03:01:38 PM
This was my neighbor. I don’t ski out of bounds, but I carry a candy bar and a bottle of water whenever I ski. He’s lucky to be alive

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/lost-skier-spends-night-in-snow-storm-in-backcountry-outside-steamboat-resort/
Wow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.


Just curious, when you say candy bar what kind are you talking about? Something with nuts, no nuts, solid chocolate? I think a jumbo snickers would be my choice.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 27, 2019, 03:13:44 PM
Wow, he dodged a bullet. That could've went really bad for him.


Just curious, when you say candy bar what kind are you talking about? Something with nuts, no nuts, solid chocolate? I think a jumbo snickers would be my choice.

Usually a snickers, a solid dark chocolate bar, or some type of energy bar. Or all three.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on January 27, 2019, 07:32:41 PM
Bored She Hung Herself   The Banned Episode (https://www.tvobscurities.com/2010/03/a-lost-episode-of-hawaii-five-o/) of Hawaii Five O that was never shown
after the original broadcast when someone actually hanged themselves.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on January 30, 2019, 08:03:09 AM
This is why you don't move a crazy groupie into your house and let her write Facebook posts for you.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-ace-frehley-gene-simmons-feud-786373/

YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BUT ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN IF YOU GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK!

Quote
My Reaction to Gene’s Post Today

…Gene, your memory is really incorrect!…I was NEVER FIRED from KISS, I quit twice (not 3-times) of my own free will, because you and Paul are control freaks, untrustworthy and were too difficult to work with!

…Your slanderous remarks about my bad habits over the years has cost me millions of dollars and now that I’m over 12-years sober you’re still saying I can’t be trusted to play a whole nights show! Well that’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the last 12-years with different configurations of “The Ace Frehley Band” to you and Paul’s dismay!

…I’m also the most successful solo artist to come out of the original KISS lineup , and proud of it!…You and Paul have tried to derail my solo career multiple times over the years unsuccessfully.

…I’ve tried to be nice and friendly by inviting you and Paul to perform on my past albums for eOne Music, give each of you guys one of my prized Gibson Les Paul 59′ models, but today’s comments have made me realize you’re just an asshole and a sex addict who’s being sued by multiple Women, and you’re just trying to sweep it all under the carpet!

…The icing on the cake was when you groped my wife and propositioned her in Los Angeles at the Capitol Records building behind my back, when I was trying to help you out at one of your “Vault Experiences” which I only found out about several weeks later…she was planning on pursuing a suit against you, but I told her to call it off!!!

…Well now the gloves are off after your terrible comments today and I’m thinking that this really may be “The End Of The Road Tour” for you guys!!!

….Without a complete and heartfelt apology, an offer to give me my old job back, and removing Tommy from the Throne that I created… THE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND THEY’LL BE NO STOPPING IT-IT’S ON!!!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on January 30, 2019, 10:45:46 PM
This
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 01, 2019, 07:32:28 PM
@Whistler a voice in my head told me to post this here.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8335749/lasers-could-beam-messages-directly-to-a-listeners-ear-like-whispering-secret-from-afar-scientists-say/
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 01, 2019, 09:57:00 PM
Tax charged on pot:

15% California state marijuana tax
3.5% Berkeley City marijuana tax
9.25% state & local combined general sales tax

It's like buying gas, can't wait for the federal government to demand their cut
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 03, 2019, 03:45:23 PM
People typing in the third person on their backup accounts always makes me chuckle.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2019, 05:43:03 PM
People typing in the third person on their backup accounts always makes me chuckle.


@Bart Ell   LOL @ your karma. ;D ;D ;D

4!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2019, 05:46:18 PM
A short history of Super Bowl parties:

Time was a bunch of friends would convene around pizza, chips, dip, and beer to watch the game.  Actually watch the game.  No one babbled incessantly, no one got up and blocked the TV during play.  No one brought their wives and girlfriends - they mostly didn't watch football anyway, and the ones who did were tired of it after a long season and would rather go shopping.

At some point someone would ask if his wife or gf could come, she was either actually interested in the game or it was promised she'd be quiet.  Hell, maybe she'd even cook something.  After that, when the other wives and gfs found out other females were going to be there, they of course insisted on coming along too. 

That was the end of people being able to actually watch the game with friends, and eventually evolved into the Sunday afternoon party (with a game going on somewhere in the background) we know today. 


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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on February 03, 2019, 05:49:57 PM
I’m sufficiently unsociable enough to have never endured a super bowl party.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2019, 05:52:05 PM
I’m sufficiently unsociable enough to have never endured a super bowl party.

You don't know what you're missing.  Well, now you do
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on February 03, 2019, 06:21:43 PM
Tax charged on pot:

15% California state marijuana tax
3.5% Berkeley City marijuana tax
9.25% state & local combined general sales tax

It's like buying gas, can't wait for the federal government to demand their cut

well its still illegal under the feds, so they could just confiscate all that cash.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2019, 06:40:28 PM
A short history of Super Bowl parties:

Time was a bunch of friends would convene around pizza, chips, dip, and beer to watch the game.  Actually watch the game.  No one babbled incessantly, no one got up and blocked the TV during play.  No one brought their wives and girlfriends - they mostly didn't watch football anyway, and the ones who did were tired of it after a long season and would rather go shopping.

At some point someone would ask if his wife or gf could come, she was either actually interested in the game or it was promised she'd be quiet.  Hell, maybe she'd even cook something.  After that, when the other wives and gfs found out other females were going to be there, they of course insisted on coming along too. 

That was the end of people being able to actually watch the game with friends, and eventually evolved into the Sunday afternoon party (with a game going on somewhere in the background) we know today. 


By now I'd say it's far beyond football. They have completely infiltrated guy stuff such in all manner of entertainment from UFC to Poker. I love woman, but please just go shopping. Or even bingo! Anything!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 03, 2019, 06:41:22 PM
By now I'd say it's far beyond football. They have completely infiltrated guy stuff such in all manner of entertainment from UFC to Poker. I love woman, but please just go shopping. Or even bingo! Anything! Else!

Who taught them how to get out of the bathroom?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 03, 2019, 06:42:50 PM
well its still illegal under the feds, so they could just confiscate all that cash.

And leave the store with all that tax to pay anyway - nice!

Since it is illegal under federal law, the banks won't give them loans, let them open accounts, or do any business with them.  The banks and credit card companies (Visa, MC, etc) won't give them accounts or machines to take credit and debit cards.

This particular store had a privately owned (non-bank) ATM machine in the corner that people could use but would charge a fee, and apparently the person who owned that would have an account with a bank or cc co...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2019, 06:42:55 PM
Who taught them how to get out of the bathroom?
Or the kitchen!   



but I didn't say that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sumethinz new on February 03, 2019, 08:29:59 PM
Or the kitchen!   



but I didn't say that


ksm has gone full Diceman on us now. I knew it was you all along, but the jacket and black blocks just confirmed it!

p.s. I've noticed your karma is now sky-high so I gave you a smite

p.s.s   :-*


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 03, 2019, 10:10:15 PM
This is why you don't move a crazy groupie into your house and let her write Facebook posts for you.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-ace-frehley-gene-simmons-feud-786373/

YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BUT ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN IF YOU GIVE ME MY OLD JOB BACK!

I like Ace's house.  Wonder if he'll let me squat in it while he's back on the road with Paul "I use hairspray on my chest hairs" Stanley.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 03, 2019, 10:40:14 PM
I finally identified the bird that yells outside!! That took forever!!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 03, 2019, 10:58:20 PM
@Whistler a voice in my head told me to post this here.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8335749/lasers-could-beam-messages-directly-to-a-listeners-ear-like-whispering-secret-from-afar-scientists-say/
Yes, something like this was debut at or near the NY Public Library a few years ago, but now when I Google it, it's gone.

Personally, I think the first thing it should say is, "I am not you", otherwise, how would one know the whisper wasn't one's own thought?

Would it mood check, because some people don't like to hear whispers when they are thinking about something intense.  Like praying.  Or imagining.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on February 04, 2019, 12:09:15 AM
Oh, this is hilarious!  Another incompetent business hack screws people.  At least he's dead and didn't go on a seedy binge in some country where drugs and underage prostitutes were there for a price...

https://gizmodo.com/crypto-exchange-says-it-cant-repay-190-million-to-clie-1832309454/amp
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 04, 2019, 11:58:25 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 04, 2019, 06:51:06 PM
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that!   :-[
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on February 05, 2019, 06:53:39 AM
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that!   :-[
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Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 09:49:38 PM
Fell down the last six steps of a long staircase while carrying a miter saw today in a customers home. I'm fine but my ego is bruised beyond recognition. There's no advil for that!   :-[
You will be sore tomorrow.  Your ego had enough to spare!  You could have been so hurt.  A long time ago, I was in sales.  I also lived in a dark hovel.  One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.)  Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed.  I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend.  She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me.  It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors.  But, no such luck.  I was embarrassed beyond belief.  It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all.  Humiliating.  Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings.  They always match.  Same dye lot too.


I had a teacher in college who said she even wore two mismatched shoes one day - they were the same design and feel, only different colors!  Never get the same design of matched items in separate colors. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 09:53:05 PM
This Gerber baby food ad for life insurance is creeping me out.  It just seems inherently WRONG.
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Post by: Sofia on February 05, 2019, 09:54:28 PM
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Heart attack city!  I heard even if a person stops using, that cocaine leaves some sort of weird bacteria around that can infect the heart decades later.  Not sure if it's true.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 04:14:57 PM
I found a package of what looks like fruit tea in a suitcase I have not used in years.
It may be some time of gelatin and not tea at all!
It is from Poland.
The package, not the suitcase.
It has a best before date.
2013.
Since I have been left unsupervised I will be trying it tonight.
Is it a widowmaker?
Time will tell.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 04:36:25 PM
Not good.
Still not sure what it is.
Not good.
Not good at all.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 10, 2019, 04:40:51 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 10, 2019, 04:49:33 PM
I found a package of what looks like fruit tea in a suitcase I have not used in years.
It may be some time of gelatin and not tea at all!
It is from Poland.
The package, not the suitcase.
It has a best before date.
2013.
Since I have been left unsupervised I will be trying it tonight.
Is it a widowmaker?
Time will tell.
Living on the edge, Bart
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 04:53:09 PM
Not good.
Still not sure what it is.
Not good.
Not good at all.

The power of the five Morgs!  will protect you.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:09:34 PM
The power of the five Morgs!  will protect you.

Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:13:27 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Freezer maybe?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:13:49 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Out of Gdansk.  There's your problem.


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:18:45 PM
Freezer maybe?

Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:20:10 PM
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!



MORG!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 10, 2019, 05:21:00 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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Raspberry, cranberry and hibiscus?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:24:56 PM
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!

You can get in the freezer
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 10, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
You can get in the freezer

Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:30:15 PM
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Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:33:25 PM
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on February 10, 2019, 05:34:24 PM
Too late.
IT IS IN ME!
hall of fame?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:36:10 PM
hall of fame?

Maybe posthumously
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:42:24 PM
Or maybe he could just go outside. I mean, it's Canada in winter....

Right, there is ALWAYS a solution.

And BART, we can help.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:51:33 PM


MORG!

Morg! is evil and makes people do strange things!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 05:53:35 PM
Morg! is evil and makes people do strange things!

You begin to understand......................

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Post by: Inglorious Bitch on February 10, 2019, 05:55:37 PM
You begin to understand......................

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What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?
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Post by: anniem on February 10, 2019, 05:56:39 PM
You begin to understand......................

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He's a cutie
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 10, 2019, 05:56:57 PM
What a little sweetie! Is that kiwi fruit he's munching on?

Kiwi is the tuna of fruit.
Kiwi fruit.
Tuna fish.

I am off to have some chicken bird.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on February 10, 2019, 06:00:11 PM
In full disclosure the "nom nom" video is not actually Morg!   just a cousin.   Looks like Kiwi to me though. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on February 10, 2019, 06:01:57 PM
In full disclosure the "nom nom" video is not actually Morg!   just a cousin.   Looks like Kiwi to me though.

I’m guessing a grape.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on February 10, 2019, 06:29:27 PM
Amazon calls it a jelly dessert.
It failed to gel.
I waited 2 minuty instead of 1 minuty.
Still seemed like it was tea.

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This is what they gave their secret agents in case they were caught. Bart Ell memorial bench?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 10, 2019, 07:10:35 PM
You will be sore tomorrow.  Your ego had enough to spare!  You could have been so hurt.  A long time ago, I was in sales.  I also lived in a dark hovel.  One day, I got ready for work but did not realize my socks were mismatched under my pants (not even sure how that could happen, but it did.)  Well, when seated, this embarrassing thing showed.  I had a man all set for a wonderful sale, but his wife refused to buy from me, even though I was recommended to them by a friend.  She had noticed my mismatched socks and didn't trust me.  It would have been reasonable to think I were color blind, considering the colors.  But, no such luck.  I was embarrassed beyond belief.  It would have been better (especially in ratty Portland) not to have worn the socks at all.  Humiliating.  Would you believe to this day I pretty much only wear one color of leggings.  They always match.  Same dye lot too.


I had a teacher in college who said she even wore two mismatched shoes one day - they were the same design and feel, only different colors!  Never get the same design of matched items in separate colors.
I recently checked a couple of ski girls into my Airbnb and the one who's name was on the reservation was dressed like pippy longstockings, a complete mismatched mess. However, they were very nice and left the place in immaculate condition and I gave them a great review. I think they had the hots for me.   But I think that about every woman I meet so who knows.. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 10, 2019, 07:19:41 PM
Got a quote by www.herobuilders.com for a life size doll of Fats the dummy from the movie, Magic (1977) it's my favorite movie of all time.


The quote came in at $2,995. US.  That's an expensive doll. I dunno……….
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on February 10, 2019, 07:29:04 PM
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I don't know where in maple land you live. Those above states are currently covered in snow, aren't they?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on February 11, 2019, 04:26:18 AM
I don't know where in maple land you live. Those above states are currently covered in snow, aren't they?

I am snowless
I also survived the ancient powder dessert.
I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 11, 2019, 07:37:36 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on February 11, 2019, 08:38:49 PM
A Berkeley bum with style.  The melting Rubik's cube t-shirt brings the outfit together

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Post by: 26 horses on February 12, 2019, 08:06:58 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on February 23, 2019, 08:50:09 PM
This wouldn't really work..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on February 24, 2019, 12:49:54 PM
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/woman-exposes-herself-stops-traffic-in-downtown-austin/1806308185 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-accused-of-firing-gun-into-ground-to-test-it-out-/1806279609
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 24, 2019, 03:05:38 PM
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/woman-exposes-herself-stops-traffic-in-downtown-austin/1806308185 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-accused-of-firing-gun-into-ground-to-test-it-out-/1806279609

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Post by: Spookcat on February 28, 2019, 04:36:03 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on February 28, 2019, 08:12:57 AM
That is flipping amazing!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 02, 2019, 01:00:33 AM
If you’re a felon carrying an illegal firearm, don’t shoot yourself in the dick.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/indiana-shooting-accident-690523
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on March 09, 2019, 07:38:21 AM

Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on March 09, 2019, 08:02:38 AM
Somehow that seems right.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Up All Night on March 09, 2019, 12:30:56 PM
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 09, 2019, 04:05:07 PM
Stupid Daylight Savings. There are only so many hours of daylight no matter how the clocks are set. I'm all about falling back. No way am I ready to spring forward

It's past time to end this "bass-ackwards" clock-changing and watch-winding chronological psychosis that saves no light when the months are dark. A candidate, for president, would be a certainty to get elected if they vowed to end DST.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 10, 2019, 04:33:29 PM
Food label:  Ingredients:  Organic palm oil...

Umm, no one buying crap with palm oil in it gives a shit if it's organic or not...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2019, 04:36:03 PM
Food label:  Ingredients:  Organic palm oil...

Umm, no one buying crap with palm oil in it gives a shit if it's organic or not...

What is inorganic palm oil?   WD-40?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 10, 2019, 05:40:49 PM
What is inorganic palm oil?   WD-40?

WD-40 is fish oil if I recall correctly. I know it works as an attractant if you squirt it on plastic worms.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 10, 2019, 05:54:12 PM
Whoo-hoo, it's almost 6 pm and there's another hour of daylight.  Tomorrow will be my first after work bike ride of '19...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2019, 06:01:51 PM
Whoo-hoo, it's almost 6 pm and there's another hour of daylight.  Tomorrow will be my first after work bike ride of '19...

Yeah.  What PB said.  Take that Daylight Savings Time haters.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on March 10, 2019, 06:02:52 PM
WD-40 is fish oil if I recall correctly. I know it works as an attractant if you squirt it on plastic worms.

Didn't know that.    Just figured it came out of some tub deep in the bowels of Dow Chemical or where ever.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on March 11, 2019, 10:44:03 AM
Yeah.  What PB said.  Take that Daylight Savings Time haters.
Right on!

We just need to make it year round. 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on March 11, 2019, 12:12:09 PM
Thanks for ruining my Monday, Kajagoogoo bass guy.
The Bart is slap happy after going head to head with Too Shy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on March 11, 2019, 11:57:41 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: sean92008 on March 12, 2019, 12:57:49 AM
Thanks for ruining my Monday, Kajagoogoo bass guy.
The Bart is slap happy after going head to head with Too Shy.

Oh crap!  Now I gotta remember Kaja and Limahl(sp?) crying about the future they weren't going to have after they fired his ass.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on March 12, 2019, 02:43:30 PM
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Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 12, 2019, 04:20:18 PM
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That's the head of MM after his hit piece on Tucker Carlson failed to ruffle TC. Let's hope that they have some "SPLC moments".
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on March 12, 2019, 04:45:46 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Nailed it!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 13, 2019, 03:55:56 PM
;D ;D ;D

Nailed it!

Karma nailed the head of MM. His glass house shattered.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on March 18, 2019, 07:34:28 PM
New neighbor moved in across the street. All the snow is finally melting, today was sunny and beautiful so I couldn't help but notice him sitting on his tailgate playing the violin as I was arriving home. Beautiful music throughout the immediate neighborhood, it made the sunny day a little extra sunny :) I should have waved or said something..  next time!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 22, 2019, 02:31:30 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on March 22, 2019, 06:45:49 PM
https://www.cnet.com/news/wearable-penis-camera-lets-you-record-your-achievements/?utm_source=reddit.com
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on March 22, 2019, 08:03:03 PM
https://www.cnet.com/news/wearable-penis-camera-lets-you-record-your-achievements/?utm_source=reddit.com
Good, Lord!  I may have to reactivate my twitter account for that one. This world done lost its miiinnnd.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on March 23, 2019, 02:19:57 PM
my peach tree is in bloom.
i know Bart loves my peaches, but he cannot shake my tree.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on March 23, 2019, 02:31:45 PM
my peach tree is in bloom.
i know Bart loves my peaches, but he cannot shake my tree.

Post of the century right there folks.

That’s a wrap.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on March 23, 2019, 05:09:43 PM
What will be the next shoe to drop? Plato was also right about Atlantis? He was later proven right about Troy  ;) 


Herodotus Proven Correct

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/mar/17/nile-shipwreck-herodotus-archaeologists-thonis-heraclion
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on March 23, 2019, 06:40:00 PM
Plato was also right about Atlantis? 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on March 23, 2019, 07:25:55 PM


While the actual recipe is a trade secret, per wiki it was "was devised at the request of Kroger Grocery, which wanted a product that could clean coal residue from wallpaper!"  I recall mom making something like this instead of buying the branded product. I don't really recall it but something homemade versus the store bought branded item. This recipe comes from a convicted person via 18 U.S. Code § 1001 the go-to when the government wants to get someone, for something.

2 cups flour
1 cup salt
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 1/2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups cold water
Food coloring
Wooden board
Plastic bag or container
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on March 24, 2019, 06:11:50 PM
While the actual recipe is a trade secret, per wiki it was "was devised at the request of Kroger Grocery, which wanted a product that could clean coal residue from wallpaper!"  I recall mom making something like this instead of buying the branded product. I don't really recall it but something homemade versus the store bought branded item. This recipe comes from a convicted person via 18 U.S. Code § 1001 the go-to when the government wants to get someone, for something.

2 cups flour
1 cup salt
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 1/2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups cold water
Food coloring
Wooden board
Plastic bag or container
I add chocolate chips to mine. Myyy secret, shhhh ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on March 25, 2019, 10:17:20 PM
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 25, 2019, 10:24:54 PM
Referring to more than one Bigfoot as Sasquatches is a cop out.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on March 28, 2019, 10:11:25 PM
This just in:

Steven Tyler found to be 91% scarfs.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on March 29, 2019, 06:55:39 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on March 31, 2019, 03:45:13 PM
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on March 31, 2019, 03:54:51 PM
March Madness doesn't appear all that mad this year

It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 01, 2019, 08:48:45 AM
It appears that this year's March *does* have a lot of madness. Just look at Jussie Smollet and the Democratic politicians.

It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 01, 2019, 04:36:18 PM
It's hard to dunk on those pesky whiteface guys, no?

I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 02, 2019, 10:10:07 AM
I couldn't tell you. I have yet to play basketball with a mime.

At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)

I hear they dribble furiously.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 02, 2019, 03:51:21 PM
At 1 AM in Chicago under the El...uh huh... ::)

I hear they dribble furiously.

They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 02, 2019, 06:54:17 PM
They just *pretend* to dribble furiously. I play most of my pickup games at 2:00 AM during a polar vortex.

Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 02, 2019, 09:47:46 PM
Dunking has got to be a freaking biotch!

It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 03, 2019, 08:49:17 AM
It is. The coffee freezes before I can even get my donut to the cup.

 ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: albrecht on April 04, 2019, 11:26:58 AM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389

I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy."  And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 04, 2019, 12:52:43 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/arkansas-idiots-670389

I love the explanation one of the people gave the police. He was fired upon by an "mystery assailant" because he was protecting a person, who he called "an asset." I'm sure the cops thought the story plausible. After all the British secret services always choose drunken rednecks in Arkansas for their agencies. I guess he was a "double-naught spy."  And the brilliance, after the truth was revealed, of deciding to "test out" a bullet-proof vest over drinking.

At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D

I'm tellin' ya, this whole society is apeshit k00k00 now!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 04, 2019, 04:36:18 PM
At least no whiteface or bleach was involved... ;D

I'm tellin' ya, this whole society is apeshit k00k00 now!

I think that I'm in a parallel universe. I'm starting a Go Fund Me page to raise funds to take me back to my real reality.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 05, 2019, 09:05:36 AM
I think that I'm in a parallel universe. I'm starting a Go Fund Me page to raise funds to take me back to my real reality.



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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 09, 2019, 08:31:53 PM
Jim Rome interviews Maury Povich:

https://omny.fm/shows/the-jim-rome-podcast/67-maury-povich-1-22-2019
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 09, 2019, 08:38:42 PM
Jim Rome

Knew it.
You'll see what I mean Sunday night.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 09, 2019, 08:42:17 PM
Knew it.
You'll see what I mean Sunday night.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on April 11, 2019, 04:30:40 AM
Julian Assange arrested at Ecuadorian embassy in London
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 11, 2019, 09:44:52 AM
Julian Assange arrested at Ecuadorian embassy in London
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/11/julian-assange-arrested-at-ecuadorian-embassy-wikileaks

 >:(

Disappointed to the max!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 11, 2019, 11:17:00 AM
The question, of course, is did he set up a doomsday document dump in case of arrest.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 11, 2019, 11:29:38 AM
The question, of course, is did he set up a doomsday document dump in case of arrest.

Or...

" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2019, 12:53:55 PM
Or...

" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."

Interesting take!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 11, 2019, 01:40:34 PM
Waiting, hoping...guessing... :-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 11, 2019, 04:17:39 PM
Or...

" @POTUS has been silent on this situation, which is kind of weird in itself. He usually has a lot to say on many topics and this is a BIG one. I believe the extradition warrant is so he can bring Assange to the U.S., pardon him, and then use him to demolish what's left of the left."

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 11, 2019, 04:25:20 PM


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Where are those dog scientists when we need them? Set my Wayback Machine to 1980, good (boy) doctor.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 11, 2019, 05:16:33 PM
Waiting, hoping...guessing... :-X

Hm?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 12, 2019, 11:10:09 AM
https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225 (https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1116468867113652225)

I recall this scene:



 ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 12, 2019, 11:11:04 AM
Where are those dog scientists when we need them? Set my Wayback Machine to 1980, good (boy) doctor.

Can I take you back 10 more, you'd have LOVED the 70s!

 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 12, 2019, 11:12:01 AM
Hm?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 12, 2019, 02:15:51 PM
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(

#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 12, 2019, 06:23:03 PM
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Whats it?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 12, 2019, 06:23:39 PM
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(

#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved

Tissues with lotion in them are nice
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 13, 2019, 09:38:19 AM
While out for my best friends wife's birthday dinner on Tuesday night I boasted about being invincible and never getting sick ETC. Woke up Wednesday morning with a cold/cough flu like virus that is expected to have me completely out of commission for up to ten days. Two jobs cancelled = -$$$$ and will now be stuck on the couch in misery while the sun shines and the birds sing as glorious life continues for everybody but.. :'(

#MortalHuman #GotWhatIDeserved

Not being superstitious, but...I think your avatar change may have been contributory. :o

Might go back to the speed bags for a karma +?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 13, 2019, 08:33:40 PM
Not being superstitious, but...I think your avatar change may have been contributory. :o

Might go back to the speed bags for a karma +?
I throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 14, 2019, 08:39:59 AM
I throw the pouting crying boy up whenever I'm down with a "cold" so he doesn't make an appearance very often. Being that I am well on the mend I'll tuck him in and let em' sleep until next I'm sick. I haven't straight punched, side punched, hook punched or elbowed my bags for five days now. Getting a little irritated to say the least. >:(
I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?

Seriously that is one sweet man cave! ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on April 14, 2019, 11:29:01 AM
strawberries, 36 lbs of them.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 14, 2019, 12:57:25 PM
I can just imagine, nice spread, sweet Telecaster Thinline, C Crane radio, bullwhip...but that bolt action, not a Mauser is it?

Seriously that is one sweet man cave! ;D
The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)

#SpeedBagBible
#AlanKahn


We really should have a man cave thread.  ;D :D

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 14, 2019, 08:03:16 PM
strawberries, 36 lbs of them.
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@wr250 Those are stunning! A fantastic additive in protein shakes with yogurt and a few other things. However, best enjoyed as shown in your pictures :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 15, 2019, 09:17:06 AM
The U-bolt is a Forza Hypersonic Swivel (very fast) But that only accounts for a small percentage of serious baggin'. The real action takes place on a Ball Hook swivel that is omni directional (see main platform)

#SpeedBagBible
#AlanKahn


We really should have a man cave thread.  ;D :D

+111111!!!!

We do and you just won the prize! ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 17, 2019, 12:20:50 PM
Dead isn't really "dead"...

https://www.foxnews.com/science/when-you-die-you-know-youre-dead-because-your-brain-keeps-working-scientist-claims
We know we are dead when we die because our brains keep working to make us aware of what's happening around us, haunting new research suggests.

Top medical experts have forever been at loggerheads over what happens when humans die, with anecdotal evidence of bright lights and flashes reported by people who have 'come back' being the cause of much debate.

However, a new study suggests your consciousness carries on functioning after your heart stops beating and your body movements fail.

This means you are essentially 'trapped' inside your dead body with your brain still working, if only for a short time.

Survivors of cardiac arrest were aware of what was going on around them while they were 'dead' before being 'brought back to life', the study revealed.

More surprising still, there is evidence to suggest the deceased may even hear themselves being pronounced dead by doctors.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 17, 2019, 12:29:46 PM
Especially in men.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/17/714289322/scientists-restore-some-function-in-the-brains-of-dead-pigs
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 17, 2019, 12:35:13 PM
Especially in men.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/17/714289322/scientists-restore-some-function-in-the-brains-of-dead-pigs

A fascinating read, the law of unintended consequences comes swiftly into play:

Quote
Research like this could complicate the effort to secure organs for transplant from people who have been declared brain-dead, according to another commentary written by Case Western Reserve University bioethicists Stuart Youngner and Insoo Hyun.

If people who are declared brain-dead could become candidates for attempts at brain resuscitation, they write, "it could become harder for physicians or family members to be convinced that further medical intervention is futile."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 17, 2019, 05:48:50 PM
Dead isn't really "dead"...  *snip*
More surprising still, there is evidence to suggest the deceased may even hear themselves being pronounced dead by doctors.[/i]

That's just horrible. I want no part of it. That's that, I'm not doing it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: wr250 on April 17, 2019, 05:59:57 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 17, 2019, 06:11:02 PM
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Right
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 07:04:49 AM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 18, 2019, 07:32:28 AM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.
So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 07:43:08 AM
So (ha) do you go for sadness with things like minor keys, or the ominous like Bernard Herrmann’s major third progressiona?

Sadness in poverty porn is very rare.
Lots of C Major to emphasize the carefree fun of life on benefits and the occasional G Minor for people you are supposed to have sympathy for.

There are dozens of shows like this one, they can't get enough poverty porn!


Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 18, 2019, 08:06:19 AM
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 08:09:27 AM
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.

I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 18, 2019, 08:30:30 AM
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??

Monopoly?
Coupon?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 18, 2019, 08:37:02 AM
I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH!
HOW CAN I PAY IF I DON'T HAVE ANY MUN-EH??

Subscriptions
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 09:39:26 AM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.

You scored THIS show?

 :o

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/swearing-kids-drugaddled-parents-benefits-street-paved-way-for-poverty-porn-debate/news-story/4f28f1167bbeab057035269a421448e6?nk=6e0ed76b9e97204d5cc4225f072038e3-1555605507
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 18, 2019, 10:29:17 AM
This poverty porn is a hoot, if we tried to do it in the US, it would be racist, sexist and homophobic.
I'm not sure about that.  A lot of the poor here have serious medical issues.  I know of someone whose prescription is over $1000/month.  There would probably be some drug addicts in the show, maybe some who can't get food stamps because they sold them.  I haven't seen any poor gay people in years.  Single mothers.  Service workers.  Disabled people who fall through the cracks and don't get enough benefits.  People who miss the loss of their meals on wheels. 
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 18, 2019, 11:13:49 AM
Mediphobic, then.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: BartEllProducer on April 18, 2019, 11:15:32 AM
Midget trapeze act.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 12:39:00 PM
You scored THIS show?

 :o

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/swearing-kids-drugaddled-parents-benefits-street-paved-way-for-poverty-porn-debate/news-story/4f28f1167bbeab057035269a421448e6?nk=6e0ed76b9e97204d5cc4225f072038e3-1555605507

That's low budget drivel.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 03:25:08 PM
That's low budget drivel.

Ha!

The show you're scroing has that distinctly "Cops" feel to it, very upbeat and mater of fact eviction stuff!

Like the piano work - moves it right along in a Jackie Terrason kinda manner. ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 18, 2019, 03:46:52 PM
Ha!

The show you're scroing has that distinctly "Cops" feel to it, very upbeat and mater of fact eviction stuff!

Like the piano work - moves it right along in a Jackie Terrason kinda manner. ::)

I didn't do that one, either.
It was an example of the kind of poverty porn they love in Britain.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 18, 2019, 04:04:25 PM
I didn't do that one, either.
It was an example of the kind of poverty porn they love in Britain.

Ah, no worries, apparently it's a fairly broad program channel there, which is a tad depressing, innit?

Look, maybe one day you'll get a call from Lady Sonia - now that would be a bouncy little score!

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Heh....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 18, 2019, 06:16:16 PM
I just bought a new roof with money made scoring poverty porn.
The British love their poverty porn.
The Bart loves their money.
Everyone is happy.

I grew up in *porn poverty*. There wasn't a Playboy in the house.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 18, 2019, 10:29:38 PM
I grew up in *porn poverty*. There wasn't a Playboy in the house.
I created porn poverty.  My boyfriends were mad.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 18, 2019, 11:51:21 PM
Ah, no worries, apparently it's a fairly broad program channel there, which is a tad depressing, innit?

Look, maybe one day you'll get a call from Lady Sonia - now that would be a bouncy little score!

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Heh....

Open toed shoes with stockings... well that's a choice...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 19, 2019, 05:25:10 AM
So anyone else pulling for Team Ed in Woot!Ball (https://forums.woot.com/t/wootball-on-twitch-friday-4-19-19/416234) later today?

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 19, 2019, 05:28:38 AM
So anyone else pulling for Team Ed in Woot!Ball (https://forums.woot.com/t/wootball-on-twitch-friday-4-19-19/416234) later today?



One T away from greatness.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:21:37 AM
I created porn poverty.  My boyfriends were mad.

DOH!!! :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:22:50 AM
Open toed shoes with stockings... well that's a choice...
Isn't it just...though I've trouble faulting the failsafe array of garters... ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 08:23:48 AM
One T away from greatness.

Chum Lee has put some weight back on... 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on April 19, 2019, 05:05:49 PM
I created porn poverty.  My boyfriends were mad.

I bet they were. You pulled a Reverse Hefner.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 19, 2019, 05:10:40 PM
Otoh...no pun intended...she clearly had the situation "handled"... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 11:30:37 AM
I am ill. I have a cold.



*achoo*
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 11:39:45 AM
Get well soon.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 20, 2019, 11:45:44 AM
Get well soon.

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Thank you
How are you, what is new?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 20, 2019, 11:51:38 AM
I'm dandy thanks, and just getting my freak on with Erinn F's videos - oh my, the former Seraphim27 of ballgrab has her whack on convincingly:



Props to Brig, she turns up more dirt than a platoon of Hoovers!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 05:53:48 PM
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 21, 2019, 05:54:52 PM
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 05:56:46 PM
There really should be a thread called Things That Absolutely Infuriate You. Sometimes annoyed doesn't even come close.

You are a mod here, you could start a new thread.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 22, 2019, 08:35:31 PM
You are a mod here, you could start a new thread.
Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 23, 2019, 10:11:49 AM
Yeah I know, but such a vulgar display of power would seem so shameless for even ME!

Glove up buddy, git your bag bashers on!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 23, 2019, 08:32:52 PM
Glove up buddy, git your bag bashers on!

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No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 23, 2019, 10:10:59 PM

Gotta love San Diego. Tonight's top story on the local news was, "New E-scooter Regulations Bill Approved"
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 08:20:10 AM
No gloves, no wraps. If we're so infuriated it's just gotta be bareknuckle brutality righteous anger style soapboxing.

Dig it!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 08:27:34 AM
Gotta love San Diego. Tonight's top story on the local news was, "New E-scooter Regulations Bill Approved"
Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:

https://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/craig-bannister/illegal-aliens-storm-beach-san-diego-second-attempt-thwarted
August 28, 2014
Illegal aliens successfully landed on a San Diego beach in a panga boat on Monday and ran to shore - but, when another group tried the same thing on Tuesday, U.S. Customs and Border (CBP) agents were waiting for them.

Around 7am Monday morning, a horde of illegal aliens stormed a San Diego beach after coming ashore in a panga boat. They sprinted across the beach and climbed over a wall, entering the city.


All the way to 2019:

https://madworldnews.com/san-diego-copsillegals-trump-250k/

The Trump administration is making no bones about the fact that local police departments which cooperate fully with federal immigration authorities will be rewarded, and handsomely. After San Diego cops began deporting illegal aliens by the thousands, President Donald Trump sent them a “thank you” gift worth a whopping $250,000. This is awesome!

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Thousands-of-Illegal-Immigrants-Live-in-Public-Housing.html

"As long as that waiting list includes American citizens or legal immigrants, there's no reason an illegal alien should occupy any of that housing," said Rosemary Jenks, director of government relations for NumbersUSA, a group that supports curbs on immigration.
In San Diego, applicants are told they can expect to wait five to seven years.
"I don't think we should take a second seat to anyone," said Daryl Ford, who applied for housing aid last year and lives in a San Diego homeless shelter. "We send money to everyone else in the world but we're struggling here."
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 24, 2019, 01:42:30 PM
Instead of tracing an arc from 2014:

https://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/craig-bannister/illegal-aliens-storm-beach-san-diego-second-attempt-thwarted
August 28, 2014
Illegal aliens successfully landed on a San Diego beach in a panga boat on Monday and ran to shore - but, when another group tried the same thing on Tuesday, U.S. Customs and Border (CBP) agents were waiting for them.

Around 7am Monday morning, a horde of illegal aliens stormed a San Diego beach after coming ashore in a panga boat. They sprinted across the beach and climbed over a wall, entering the city.


All the way to 2019:

https://madworldnews.com/san-diego-copsillegals-trump-250k/

The Trump administration is making no bones about the fact that local police departments which cooperate fully with federal immigration authorities will be rewarded, and handsomely. After San Diego cops began deporting illegal aliens by the thousands, President Donald Trump sent them a “thank you” gift worth a whopping $250,000. This is awesome!

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Thousands-of-Illegal-Immigrants-Live-in-Public-Housing.html

"As long as that waiting list includes American citizens or legal immigrants, there's no reason an illegal alien should occupy any of that housing," said Rosemary Jenks, director of government relations for NumbersUSA, a group that supports curbs on immigration.
In San Diego, applicants are told they can expect to wait five to seven years.
"I don't think we should take a second seat to anyone," said Daryl Ford, who applied for housing aid last year and lives in a San Diego homeless shelter. "We send money to everyone else in the world but we're struggling here."


Do the illegal aliens ride e-scooters?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 24, 2019, 01:53:44 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:28:44 PM
Do the illegal aliens ride e-scooters?

Can you imagine if Kate Steinle had been lucky enough to be on one?

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Cue the crocodile tears:

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Muh point wuz - way to focus on the utterly INCONSEQUENTIAL while the city is INVADED. :(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:29:48 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.

Dunno if you wrote that but it's enough to make Sweet Lou cry... :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:36:21 PM
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-killed-man-on-scooter-in-sanctuary-city-of-philadelphia/
Thomas Dunbar’s last half-hour on Earth was filled with horrific pain.

Police said Dunbar, 36, was riding on motor scooter in Port Richmond at 9:22 p.m. on Wednesday when a 2004 grey Pontiac Aztec struck him as both turned westbound onto Lehigh Avenue from Aramingo.

Dunbar rolled under the Pontiac and was dragged for 240 feet. A woman who was driving behind the Pontiac had to swerve to avoid striking Dunbar as well, which caused another car to slam into her vehicle. Dunbar, of Almond Street near Cambria, was admitted to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition. He died at 9:55 p.m.

The man who allegedly struck and killed Dunbar was arrested on Thursday. Police said Ramon Morales, 62, was charged with murder, accident involving death, homicide by vehicle, and involuntary manslaughter. Police said witnesses attempted to stop Morales, of Cedar Street near Allegheny Avenue, the night of the accident, but he fled the scene.


 >:( :( :'( >:(

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 24, 2019, 02:40:51 PM
https://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/illegal-alien-killed-man-on-scooter-in-sanctuary-city-of-philadelphia/
Thomas Dunbar’s last half-hour on Earth was filled with horrific pain.

Police said Dunbar, 36, was riding on motor scooter in Port Richmond at 9:22 p.m. on Wednesday when a 2004 grey Pontiac Aztec struck him as both turned westbound onto Lehigh Avenue from Aramingo.

Dunbar rolled under the Pontiac and was dragged for 240 feet. A woman who was driving behind the Pontiac had to swerve to avoid striking Dunbar as well, which caused another car to slam into her vehicle. Dunbar, of Almond Street near Cambria, was admitted to Hahnemann University Hospital in critical condition. He died at 9:55 p.m.

The man who allegedly struck and killed Dunbar was arrested on Thursday. Police said Ramon Morales, 62, was charged with murder, accident involving death, homicide by vehicle, and involuntary manslaughter. Police said witnesses attempted to stop Morales, of Cedar Street near Allegheny Avenue, the night of the accident, but he fled the scene.


 >:( :( :'( >:(

Not ok
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 02:42:56 PM
Not ok
Like so much else we seem to turn a blind eye to, sigh...

It just hasn't dawned on your average lamestream media cuck that these folks come from a culture that vastly undervalues life from day one. :'(
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 24, 2019, 03:14:16 PM
Makes you think Mr. Dunbar might have been an Easter worshiper.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 03:19:23 PM
Makes you think Mr. Dunbar might have been an Easter worshiper.


I believe the cerveza board says - highly likely...

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 24, 2019, 03:39:05 PM

I believe the cerveza board says - highly likely...

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Pretty!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 24, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.

Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 24, 2019, 04:25:56 PM
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs
A simile for Caliphonyans and illegal immigration... ::)

Viva Aztlan?

 :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 24, 2019, 04:27:18 PM
Nice poetry. How are the Dodgers doing? I don't pay attention until playoffs

If they keep losing to the Cubs the way they did last night they will become my third favorite team.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on April 25, 2019, 08:10:08 AM
If they keep losing to the Cubs the way they did last night they will become my third favorite team.

Congrats! We can celebrate your win and my loss. Since I don't care yet. Even when I care we can celebrate your wins
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 27, 2019, 03:57:27 PM
Karaoke should be outlawed.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on April 27, 2019, 04:13:43 PM
Karaoke should be outlawed.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Ms. C on April 27, 2019, 04:15:53 PM
Tigers, Tigers burning bright
In the ballparks of the night
Your pitching’s good, your field adroit
Why no pennants for Detroit?

You blaze around the big league parks
With bats that fairly give off sparks
But when they total up the score
You’ve lost again to Baltimore

Etc.

☹️😥😓
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 07:23:04 PM
2 more posts to 1000. What happens then?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 07:23:31 PM
2 more posts to 1000. What happens then?
1 more post! I can't take it
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 27, 2019, 07:23:54 PM
1 more post! I can't take it
Ah, 1000  I see
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 05:54:46 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 29, 2019, 06:02:06 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.

Probably much better than being told that you look exactly like Phil Collins.......................
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 29, 2019, 06:05:40 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.

Yes
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 06:06:40 PM
Probably much better than being told that you look exactly like Phil Collins.......................

That would be my last day on earth.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 29, 2019, 06:10:23 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
You play drums? I thought you were a musician.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 06:15:28 PM
You play drums? I thought you were a musician.

I don't respect myself while recording drum and bass tracks.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 29, 2019, 06:16:20 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 06:19:19 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\

There is a guy who runs a script and has his account log in every 2 hours to smite people...
Or it could be your sweater.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 29, 2019, 06:22:17 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\

Nice to see you Shay-meister.   Hope all was well during your hiatus.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 29, 2019, 06:26:21 PM
There is a guy who runs a script and has his account log in every 2 hours to smite people...
Or it could be your sweater.

My Mom made me that sweater and it is sweet, although I'm not fond of the color.  I'll take it as the douche that runs the script is responsible, because I believe someone would be that petty.  Maybe I'm wrong?

Cheers Bart!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 29, 2019, 06:27:57 PM
Nice to see you Shay-meister.   Hope all was well during your hiatus.

Thanks walks!  Good to see you as well.  Overall I've been fair to middlin'.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 29, 2019, 09:54:13 PM
I don't respect myself while recording drum and bass tracks.
Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 29, 2019, 09:57:05 PM
I disappear for a little over 2 months and my Karma is cut in half...if not more.  How can someone be 'smote' when they are not around to deserve it?  :-\
@ShayP  You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you.  Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!!  I say take it as a compliment ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 29, 2019, 09:59:13 PM
Actual hard shell drums, or... you know.. :-\

It depends who is paying.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 29, 2019, 10:06:19 PM
It depends who is paying.
So now you're denying our weekend in Aspen?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 29, 2019, 10:10:18 PM
@ShayP  You know how sometimes pets will pee on the floor after you go to work because they're angry you left..well, they love you.  Think about it, 54% of Ellgabbers actually believe they are CATS!!  I say take it as a compliment ;)

I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on April 29, 2019, 10:37:18 PM
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.

Not like you need it, but.. +1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 29, 2019, 10:39:50 PM
Is being told you sound exactly like Phil Collins a good thing when covering a Phil Collins song?
It doesn't feel that way.
It's a compliment for singing convincingly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on April 30, 2019, 12:19:08 AM
You would have been the 55% Thank you for not being completely insane. And for owning up to the tiny part of you that is.

Not like you need it, but.. +1

It could be worse. I could've been a furry. Most of them are nice people, but I just can't get into that.

+1 for you!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on April 30, 2019, 03:43:35 AM
I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
You’re still young - plenty of time to catch up.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 09:06:21 AM
I've decided on my favorite deodorant.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 30, 2019, 09:29:50 AM
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
;D

--- and it WORKS!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 30, 2019, 09:44:59 AM
I do not believe I am a cat. I am openly a semi-crazy cat lady.
Should we believe her?  I dunno, "looks like a cat, talks like a cat", associates with cats....  Is an undercover dog.  For sure.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on April 30, 2019, 09:46:33 AM
I've decided on my favorite deodorant.

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Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff.  I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse.  Little old Dove.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on April 30, 2019, 11:05:05 AM
Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff.  I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse.  Little old Dove.

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 30, 2019, 11:40:27 AM
Isn't moisturizing at odds with dry armpits?

 :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 11:59:50 AM
Dove has really been on a roll keeping up with good stuff.  I had previously never thought of them as a leader, but one of my relatives says her beautician swears by their mouse.  Little old Dove.

I can't use antiperspirants and most deodorants where ineffective.  Old Spice was an exception, but I'm sick of using it as long as I have.  The Dove Men's Care brand deodorant isn't sticky or greasy.  Doesn't run. It lasts a long time as well.  They need more scents though.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 30, 2019, 12:03:09 PM
I can't use antiperspirants and most deodorants where ineffective.  Old Spice was an exception, but I'm sick of using it as long as I have.  The Dove Men's Care brand deodorant isn't sticky or greasy.  Doesn't run. It lasts a long time as well.  They need more scents though.

I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 30, 2019, 12:06:44 PM
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!

I started using just a natural deodorant

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on April 30, 2019, 12:10:17 PM
I started using just a natural deodorant

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The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on April 30, 2019, 12:15:20 PM
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!

Nope. No patchouli on me.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 12:17:07 PM
I am allergic to antiperspirants so I will try this.
YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT!

LOL!  It works for me!

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on April 30, 2019, 12:19:15 PM
Nope. No patchouli on me.

Only this...  ;D

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on April 30, 2019, 12:23:56 PM
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
I BET YOU STINK LIKE A HIPPIE!

Criikey!

At least it's not:

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Made of pine balsam and Euell Gibbons' spittle extract...
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 01, 2019, 12:43:31 AM
Good to know these things...  As far as Old Spice goes, seems like every brand has a million spin-offs now so you might find a larger selection this year.  Even Irish Spring has about ten different versions.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on May 01, 2019, 03:38:14 AM
The Bart doesn't do natural.
I want chemicals so that the job is done right.
Salt consists of chemicals.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 01, 2019, 09:45:47 PM
Regarding the Dove products I must say that the Dove Nutritive shampoo and conditioner are effing fantastic. My wife was told about this by her hairdresser? stylist? whatever they're called.  Both her and I are long hairs and this dove shit at regular grocery store prices is easily as good as the very high priced products found in the beauty parlor. Beauty salon? Whatever..  fuckin worst post ever :-\
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 01, 2019, 10:08:33 PM
Regarding the Dove products I must say that the Dove Nutritive shampoo and conditioner are effing fantastic. My wife was told about this by her hairdresser? stylist? whatever they're called.  Both her and I are long hairs and this dove shit at regular grocery store prices is easily as good as the very high priced products found in the beauty parlor. Beauty salon? Whatever..  fuckin worst post ever :-\

Nah. That’s not even in your top 5.

Congrats on getting the contract.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 01, 2019, 10:23:15 PM

Congrats on getting the contract.
Thank you, GS. :)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: StarrMountain on May 01, 2019, 11:10:01 PM
LOL!  It works for me!

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ShayP!!!  OMG!  I'm so happy to see you again! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 02, 2019, 10:26:43 AM
ShayP!!!  OMG!  I'm so happy to see you again! ;D ;D ;D

@StarrMountain  Thank you!  :)  Happy to see you too.  Hope all is well.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 02, 2019, 11:16:14 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 02, 2019, 06:49:11 PM
He gonna bite ya bum

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 02, 2019, 06:58:24 PM
He gonna bite ya bum



OMG!

Is THAT how Dr. MD MD got back in?

 ;)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 02, 2019, 07:16:35 PM
 ;D  1
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 03, 2019, 09:37:43 AM

The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 03, 2019, 10:00:10 AM
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them

Renounce "sanctuary cities" and all will be forgiven, truly... 8)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 03, 2019, 06:48:51 PM
The Internet and Electronic Gods hate me. If I am to remain in the twenty-first century, I must find a way to appease them

Well, you might have to move back to the United States..
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 03, 2019, 10:11:21 PM
Renounce "sanctuary cities" and all will be forgiven, truly... 8)

You're making that up. No such thing
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 03, 2019, 10:14:22 PM
Well, you might have to move back to the United States..

Seems pretty drastic. Can't I just wave some sage around? Or sacrifice a virgin? If I can find one. How about Doc?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 09:16:42 AM
You're making that up. No such thing

Really?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 04, 2019, 09:54:36 AM
Really?

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Did you lose your way heading back to Politics? Careful Doc, Metron, Horseshit. At this rate, I see you looking through bars as the zookeeper throws you peanuts. You need to get outside. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Calm down
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 10:10:30 AM
Did you lose your way heading back to Politics? Careful Doc, Metron, Horseshit. At this rate, I see you looking through bars as the zookeeper throws you peanuts. You need to get outside. Take a walk. Get some fresh air. Calm down

I wonder just what it is that so terrifies you about the realities of life as conjugated by the political arena?

You quite enjoy making a showy censorious threat, rather too much to be considered healthy in fact... :-\

As for subject fidelity, what could possibly be more "stupid" than a sanctuary city?

We'll retire "random" as it's no longer so.

:P ::) :o
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: TigerLily on May 04, 2019, 10:41:30 AM
I wonder just what it is that so terrifies you about the realities of life as conjugated by the political arena?

You quite enjoy making a showy censorious threat, rather too much to be considered healthy in fact... :-\

As for subject fidelity, what could possibly be more "stupid" than a sanctuary city?

We'll retire "random" as it's no longer so.

:P ::) :o

My comment was neither threat nor promise. Only an advisory from a concerned onlooker. You certainly seem to be overly butthurt for supposedly being one of the "winners".  You are giving right wingnuts a bad name
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 04, 2019, 11:15:47 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 11:40:56 AM
My comment was neither threat nor promise.

I never even intimated "promise" - why would you then?

Quote
Only an advisory from a concerned onlooker.

I saw some of those actually concerned onlookers here:



Quote
You certainly seem to be overly butthurt for supposedly being one of the "winners".  You are giving right wingnuts a bad name

Define who you think are the "winners"?

Does anyone really win with over 900,000 illegal entry cases parked on the legal docket and another 400,000 border jumpers released inside the US in the past 5 months?

How long before we look like this as a nation:

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Or do we already:

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 04, 2019, 01:06:37 PM
I

People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 04, 2019, 01:07:32 PM
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At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: GravitySucks on May 04, 2019, 02:15:26 PM
At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.

#lithiumbatteriesareaclue
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 04, 2019, 03:18:25 PM
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Good news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 04, 2019, 03:20:04 PM
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.
Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 05:29:11 PM
People don't want to see this shit in every thread.
Keep it where I will never see it - politics board.

How's this for stupid then, Padron?

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 05:29:56 PM
Don't bully my friends. I'm a moderator here. Just sayin'

Tnx amigo - no worries, back to the wading pool I go! :-X
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 04, 2019, 05:55:59 PM
Good news is, she kills you after you blow your wad. I'm ok with that

She won't kill you. Your wife, on the other hand (or foot), ....
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 06:44:17 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: PB on May 04, 2019, 07:02:32 PM
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I guess guys that get one should have an answer ready for ''does this make me look fat?''
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 04, 2019, 07:48:00 PM
At first I had no interest in a sex robot.
Now I have extreme interest in a sex robot.

I have no problem with that.  Just plan for proper disposal in the event of your untimely demise. 
Your peeps will appreciate it.     :P
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 04, 2019, 11:20:27 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 05, 2019, 05:31:28 AM
I have no problem with that.  Just plan for proper disposal in the event of your untimely demise. 
Your peeps will appreciate it.     :P

That would be greedy, @Walks_At_Night
Mrs. Ell may still want it.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 05, 2019, 10:19:31 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 10:21:33 AM

That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: juan on May 05, 2019, 11:22:56 AM
Where was the cat?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Nucky Nolan on May 05, 2019, 04:08:40 PM
That's the tool they use to circumcise Asian men.

I guess it could be worse. They could use chopsticks.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 05, 2019, 07:29:52 PM
Where was the cat?

Off celebrating children's day.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 06, 2019, 07:24:00 AM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 06, 2019, 10:05:11 AM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 06, 2019, 02:25:22 PM
Customer care....

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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2019, 03:17:19 AM
Lawbreaking sky-rats!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48198755?ns_mchannel=social&#38;ns_source=facebook&#38;ns_campaign=bbcnews&#38;ocid=socialflow_facebook&#38;fbclid=IwAR2mqFvsJQGHhUp0O0UbgOF0RG603k8dy4iQhUj3TXsP-iBsrTq5GigHmZw&#38;fbclid=IwAR1iQXDQhdP40jZP1zs3jWxZ1f2i_rFR8o3L6kn7Hh1bgxv9vZHzQUuJpbY (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48198755?ns_mchannel=social&#38;ns_source=facebook&#38;ns_campaign=bbcnews&#38;ocid=socialflow_facebook&#38;fbclid=IwAR2mqFvsJQGHhUp0O0UbgOF0RG603k8dy4iQhUj3TXsP-iBsrTq5GigHmZw&#38;fbclid=IwAR1iQXDQhdP40jZP1zs3jWxZ1f2i_rFR8o3L6kn7Hh1bgxv9vZHzQUuJpbY)
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 08, 2019, 05:17:56 AM
Lawbreaking sky-rats!

The Germans are weaponizing the birds!

Also, congratulations on posting the longest link in the history of the site.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2019, 05:42:48 AM
The Germans are weaponizing the birds!

Also, congratulations on posting the longest link in the history of the site.

I tried getting a shorter one, but that's what link popped up if you hit their share button.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 08, 2019, 05:46:11 AM
I tried getting a shorter one, but that's what link popped up if you hit their share button.

Did you skip the word congratulations?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Spookcat on May 08, 2019, 05:49:21 AM
Did you skip the word congratulations?

I'm a very modest cat lady.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 08, 2019, 10:06:07 PM
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Dancing queen on May 08, 2019, 11:04:37 PM
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lol right on
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 09, 2019, 08:44:06 AM
I went to see a house a few years ago and thought there had to be something seriously wrong with it because the price was really low for the area. I didn't investigate further because we found something better the next day.

A few days ago I drove by the house and saw it was for sale again. I just looked it up and it turns out there used to be another house on the land. It was a murder house that was torn down.

I have no issue with a murder house but I figure they should let you know.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 09:57:06 AM
I went to see a house a few years ago and thought there had to be something seriously wrong with it because the price was really low for the area. I didn't investigate further because we found something better the next day.

A few days ago I drove by the house and saw it was for sale again. I just looked it up and it turns out there used to be another house on the land. It was a murder house that was torn down.

I have no issue with a murder house but I figure they should let you know.

I thought they had to. Also one doesn't want a house that was a meth lab, I heard the chemicals linger and can hurt.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 09, 2019, 10:05:09 AM
I thought they had to. Also one doesn't want a house that was a meth lab, I heard the chemicals linger and can hurt.

It's not the same house.
The original house was torn down and this one was built on the property.
Murder loophole!

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 10:49:22 AM
It's not the same house.
The original house was torn down and this one was built on the property.
Murder loophole!

Stinky!~
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Kidnostad on May 09, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
There I was eating lunch at my favorite greasy spoon today when in walks a rather short, slightly built, totally bald African American man with a grey goatee who's wearing a white mini dress cinched at the waist with a wide black patent leather belt.  He's accompanied by a sixty something, conventionally dressed straight looking white dude who has to be 6'3-4."  This is a no shitter. There was no way I could snap a photo without being obvious.

I know, right--who wears white before Memorial Day?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: anniem on May 09, 2019, 11:35:16 AM
There I was eating lunch at my favorite greasy spoon today when in walks a rather short, slightly built, totally bald African American man with a grey goatee who's wearing a white mini dress cinched at the waist with a wide black patent leather belt.  He's accompanied by a sixty something, conventionally dressed straight looking white dude who has to be 6'3-4."  This is a no shitter. There was no way I could snap a photo without being obvious.

I know, right--who wears white before Memorial Day?

Ha! I have a stealth camera app on my phone but still, you have get the phone aimed correctly.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: KSM32 on May 09, 2019, 05:55:53 PM
Huge spam attack on this forum I'm a member of. See the top category that has of today pages and pages and so on of unbelievable spam. Doubt it'll be cleaned up by tomorrow.  Take a look while it's still there :o http://www.speedbagforum.com/forums/

Not counting the pinned topics there are currently 20 full pages and counting as the culprit is still signed in. :-\  Why do spammers always have names like Sm39c4
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Evil Twin Of Zen on May 12, 2019, 03:44:49 PM
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 12, 2019, 06:53:53 PM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2019, 07:44:04 PM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.

I feel your pain @ShayP .  We are all Booji Boy now.

Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bluejay on May 12, 2019, 08:05:07 PM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.
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Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 16, 2019, 01:06:48 AM
I'm devolving.  All the things I was good, or at least competent, at are going to shit.  It's as if part of my mind was erased.
Welcome to the club, Honey!  There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older.  A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you.  Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats.  Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 16, 2019, 02:02:44 PM
I feel your pain @ShayP .  We are all Booji Boy now.



@Walks_At_Night   Wow.  I forgot about this.  I am Devo.  :D
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: ShayP on May 16, 2019, 02:08:16 PM
Welcome to the club, Honey!  There ought to be an "Orientation" for growing older.  A mandatory two week set of free classes, full of all the things no one would ever tell you.  Well, while we are at it, chocolate is helpful against constipation and pork is almost twice as high in potassium as other meats.  Are you getting enough sleep for your body and brain to regenerate?

@Sofia   Is there a name for this club?  ;D  I'd be good with an orientation because at this time I feel like I did in high school trying to figure out want I want to do with my life.   :-\   Oh, I don't think I mentioned anything regarding constipation, however, thank you for that tid bit.  LOL!  ;)  And no...my sleep pattern is inconsistent.  I can have several nights where I sleep like a baby, then I will have several where I get no more than 3 hours.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Sofia on May 17, 2019, 12:09:03 AM
@Sofia   Is there a name for this club?  ;D  I'd be good with an orientation because at this time I feel like I did in high school trying to figure out want I want to do with my life.   :-\   Oh, I don't think I mentioned anything regarding constipation, however, thank you for that tid bit.  LOL!  ;)  And no...my sleep pattern is inconsistent.  I can have several nights where I sleep like a baby, then I will have several where I get no more than 3 hours.
I would call it OWL, Our Whole Lives.  Older people tend to take more prescriptions, many of which can really interfere in the bathroom.  Well, maybe you just need a few nights' good sleep!

I remember when 40 hit me, I realized for the first time in my life that certain things could never come true anymore.  I would never have a family of 5, never live in the same home 50 years, never retire after 40 years with the same company, never be married to the same man for 50 years, etc... But, I can still find meaning.

When 50 came, I realized there are going to be losses.  I might never look better than I do now.  I will lose some of my senses and body parts or functions.  Everyone I know may be dead someday in my future.  Most professionals will be much younger than me someday.  My tendons, skin, and other organs might never function better than right now.  But, I can enjoy the time and make good decisions.

If you ever need a short cut for one of aging's dastardly deed, PM me.  I work with seniors and am seeing how these things are done.
Title: Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
Post by: Bart Ell on May 20, 2019, 10:57:19 AM
I probably should feel bad that the guy I pay to cut my grass is about 20 years older than I am but I don't.