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Title: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on January 20, 2019, 02:29:57 AM
Today we all farted at the same time. Weird!
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: damon on January 20, 2019, 05:02:50 AM
Today we all farted at the same time. Weird!
That idea stinks @ksm32
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on January 20, 2019, 04:11:11 PM
Damon, hows about a hunk o' lasagna?
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on January 21, 2019, 07:06:16 PM
Today RG came home with a hooker. They were really loud and ruined the coffee table, it's completely trashed and we've no choice but to dispose of it. Ted and @Sofia suggested that we should just put in the neighbors back yard in the middle of the night but I was quick to point out that they have large mean looking dogs. Funny thing about those dogs, we never hear them bark but they sure look nasty. We're thinking of a movie night tonight but the hooker is still here and she's complaining of gas pains so I don't know. Think I might just stay in my room for the night and let things, blow, over. These pretzels are making me thirsty.


When I was a little girl I had a donkey but dad shot him and we had delicious soup. I miss you Barkley.  :'(
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: paladin1991 on January 21, 2019, 11:49:22 PM
Today RG came home with a hooker. They were really loud and ruined the coffee table, it's completely trashed and we've no choice but to dispose of it. Ted and @Sofia suggested that we should just put in the neighbors back yard in the middle of the night but I was quick to point out that they have large mean looking dogs. Funny thing about those dogs, we never hear them bark but they sure look nasty. We're thinking of a movie night tonight but the hooker is still here and she's complaining of gas pains so I don't know. Think I might just stay in my room for the night and let things, blow, over. These pretzels are making me thirsty.


When I was a little girl I had a donkey but dad shot him and we had delicious soup. I miss you Barkley.  :'(
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on January 23, 2019, 05:54:43 PM
We're having squirrel tonight but there will no doubt be a long drawn out argument in the kitchen on how to prepare it. I much prefer steaming over baking or deep frying. There are some men working on the roof as we seem to have sprung a leak a few nights ago. I must say that some of them are rather attractive with their rippling muscles and jailbird tattoo's. We had cow tongue last night and there's no shortage of leftovers but we all agree for once that we felt like our food was, tasting us!  I have a cold sore on my toe but I love cotton candy.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on January 24, 2019, 10:42:12 PM
Ted ate too much ham tonight and got all horny demanding sex from all of us. At first we thought he was kidding but the following 30 minutes would result in me stabbing him in the bum with a corkscrew, Sofia tackling him at like neck height as GM cut off one of his (Teds) fingers with a pair of needle nose plyers. This little episode ruined everything because it was his birthday and we all chipped in and bought him a plastic straw and I don't mean one of the flimsy ones but rather a real firm and sturdy one. Ted, is a first class jerk but we love him for some reason. The men on the roof are still up there and now it's day four! They haven't stopped and have been roofing 24/7. It's only a 4 by 6 FT area that needed fixing and there are 21 of them up there but I'm starting to suspect that they're peeing in the leak rather than fixing it ???  We're going to make them some soup tomorrow for all their hard work. We really appreciate them.  That's pretty much it for today and I want to play my drums now.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on January 27, 2019, 03:57:32 AM
Ted sounds like a real pistol, which puts me in a certain mood. Perhaps, had I brushed my teeth more I could have had a chance with someone such as him/her....not really sure how sweet Pat identified. Oh well, there's someone (or even many) for everyone out there and always a next time. Do you think Ted might invite the laborers with all them sexy jailhouse tattoos over for some opossum? Could be interesting
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: StarrMountain on January 27, 2019, 05:20:20 AM
We're having squirrel tonight but there will no doubt be a long drawn out argument in the kitchen on how to prepare it. I much prefer steaming over baking or deep frying. There are some men working on the roof as we seem to have sprung a leak a few nights ago. I must say that some of them are rather attractive with their rippling muscles and jailbird tattoo's. We had cow tongue last night and there's no shortage of leftovers but we all agree for once that we felt like our food was, tasting us!  I have a cold sore on my toe but I love cotton candy.
Argument over squirrel prep??  Ya brine it first.  No brainier.   What's the matter with you?  Have you lost your sense of wilderness??  Ya trap about 5 to 8 of those little suckers, kill 'em, skin and gut 'em, throw them there carcasses in a brine mix (using Kosher Salt).  Next day, slow roast, or grill them for a couple of hours, basting periodically with your fave sauce, then, wha-lah!  Yum! ;D
I can't believe I'm having to tell you this. ::)
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on January 27, 2019, 02:05:31 PM
Argument over squirrel prep??  Ya brine it first.  No brainier.   What's the matter with you?  Have you lost your sense of wilderness??  Ya trap about 5 to 8 of those little suckers, kill 'em, skin and gut 'em, throw them there carcasses in a brine mix (using Kosher Salt).  Next day, slow roast, or grill them for a couple of hours, basting periodically with your fave sauce, then, wha-lah!  Yum! ;D
I can't believe I'm having to tell you this. ::)

Also, these fuckers with the perfectly quaffed hair in the news who recommend against it don't know anything about  good squirrel, or certainly anything  about how to cook the brain...these guys don't eat nothing but bean sprouts and sip their miso soup with a little pinky in the air; don't listen to them. Just scramble up some brain mixed in with some eggs. I like mine with a bit of red-eye gravy on top with a nice hot sauce. Good eating. Gotta be fresh though unless you're looking to clean out your colon
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 03, 2019, 12:08:54 AM
Clarification:  This thread is not associated with Sofia nor anyone she knows.  Someone else wrote it.  Grandma's Daughter (GD) never had a former roommate.  She lived alone from 1987 to 2018, although for a little while she had an international student.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on February 03, 2019, 05:39:07 PM
Clarification:  This thread is not associated with Sofia nor anyone she knows.  Someone else wrote it.  Grandma's Daughter (GD) never had a former roommate.  She lived alone from 1987 to 2018, although for a little while she had an international student.
Ahh.. Nice try, Sunshine.  Are we still having beaver tonight? BTW I've fluffed your pillows for you, just the way you like them. :)
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on February 05, 2019, 08:37:12 PM
We slammed doors all over the house for about 90 minutes give or take to see whether or not we could audibly disern solid wood doors from hollow panel doors.  Finally things are quieting down now and we can eventually get to our bible studies.  I sure like ham but I'm going to buy a new rake for the deck. Some light engine oil too.




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Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 07, 2019, 01:14:21 AM
A solid wood handled rake or a rake with a hollow metal handle?  You forgot to capitalize Bible. 
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 07, 2019, 01:18:20 AM
Ted sounds like a real pistol, which puts me in a certain mood. Perhaps, had I brushed my teeth more I could have had a chance with someone such as him/her....not really sure how sweet Pat identified. Oh well, there's someone (or even many) for everyone out there and always a next time. Do you think Ted might invite the laborers with all them sexy jailhouse tattoos over for some opossum? Could be interesting
Pat, who?  We don't have a Pat here.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 07, 2019, 03:39:51 AM
Pat, who?  We don't have a Pat here.

That's how you do it! +1
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on February 07, 2019, 07:15:59 PM
We'll be feasting on Sofia's beaver tonight. She's had it for years but has really let things go. The cage is always dirty and she's all but stopped taking care of its teeth so I say she just flat out doesn't care anymore so it's time to eat. Luckily she's in complete agreeance to let us eat her beaver pet.

Nice knowing you, Larry.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 07, 2019, 09:23:55 PM
Larry doesn't have any teeth and I puree his food so you don't get to eat him or I'll puree you.  Your misquoting me because I never heard of the word "agreeance".  It's not a cage, it's his litterbox and I told you before to stop shutting him in it.  It is supposed to be dirty except for when I change it twice a day.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 07, 2019, 10:32:53 PM
We'll be feasting on Sofia's beaver tonight. She's had it for years but has really let things go. The cage is always dirty and she's all but stopped taking care of its teeth so I say she just flat out doesn't care anymore so it's time to eat. Luckily she's in complete agreeance to let us eat her beaver pet.

Nice knowing you, Larry.

I would kiss you but that option seems to be gone. What the fuck, over
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 08, 2019, 01:03:36 AM
I would kiss you but that option seems to be gone. What the fuck, over
I can relate but your non sequitors are losing me.  When you said Pat, you mean Pat Boone?  Was there an intuitive text typo in your sentence about Pat?  Did you mean the word identified as "Pat identified" or "Identified Pat".  I could use some help here.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 08, 2019, 03:40:39 AM
I can relate but your non sequitors are losing me.  When you said Pat, you mean Pat Boone?  Was there an intuitive text typo in your sentence about Pat?  Did you mean the word identified as "Pat identified" or "Identified Pat".  I could use some help here.

There are two ways to handle this: The first is to say, "yeah, that was pretty silly...even for me, and after re-reading that post I see it failed, don't worry about it.  Sorry for the confusion."  -OR- I could admit my undying love for Pat Boone and wish he would mend my broken heart. What to do!?

Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Azzerae on February 08, 2019, 03:44:46 AM
We'll be feasting on Sofia's beaver tonight. She's had it for years but has really let things go. The cage is always dirty and she's all but stopped taking care of its teeth so I say she just flat out doesn't care anymore so it's time to eat. Luckily she's in complete agreeance to let us eat her beaver pet.

Nice knowing you, Larry.

You are disgusting.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: 26 horses on February 08, 2019, 03:10:23 PM
You are disgusting.
Send him some of these?

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Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on February 08, 2019, 04:24:31 PM
You are disgusting.
Play yer cards right.. ;)
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: 26 horses on February 08, 2019, 05:37:54 PM
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Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 09, 2019, 02:46:41 AM
There are two ways to handle this: The first is to say, "yeah, that was pretty silly...even for me, and after re-reading that post I see it failed, don't worry about it.  Sorry for the confusion."  -OR- I could admit my undying love for Pat Boone and wish he would mend my broken heart. What to do!?
It's not a fail if you're having fun!  I was 14 once too, you know!
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 09, 2019, 02:47:27 AM
You are disgusting.
My hero.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 09, 2019, 06:03:32 AM
It's not a fail if you're having fun!  I was 14 once too, you know!

Agreed! For instance, just now when I read Azz's simple declaration that ksm was disgusting,  it was, for some odd reason, funny...and k is my runnin' buddy in this place when he's willing to play along!

Before you ask, no, we don't literally physically run together
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: 26 horses on February 09, 2019, 09:42:37 AM
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Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on February 09, 2019, 10:40:46 PM
You're all a bunch o' fuckin' retards. Stay out of my thread. ::)
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 10, 2019, 01:05:02 AM
Agreed! For instance, just now when I read Azz's simple declaration that ksm was disgusting,  it was, for some odd reason, funny...and k is my runnin' buddy in this place when he's willing to play along!

Before you ask, no, we don't literally physically run together
There is no gym here?

I had assumed you were the same person as sumthinz in Bellgab.  I've been totally mistaken, haven't I?
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 10, 2019, 01:07:27 AM
You're all a bunch o' fuckin' retards. Stay out of my thread. ::)
Don't ring the cowbell if you don't want to feed us.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 10, 2019, 07:46:16 AM
There is no gym here?

I had assumed you were the same person as sumthinz in Bellgab.  I've been totally mistaken, haven't I?

I am the same sumethinz that used to post on the George Noory sucks thread on BG and the GN thread here before I lost interest in it.

'Tis me, but don't I seem the same?
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 10, 2019, 07:49:17 AM
You're all a bunch o' fuckin' retards. Stay out of my thread. ::)

You know my button, good for you
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 13, 2019, 02:06:14 AM
I am the same sumethinz that used to post on the George Noory sucks thread on BG and the GN thread here before I lost interest in it.

'Tis me, but don't I seem the same?
Whether or not you seem the same would depend on whether you were Sumthins Goin on from 2012 or Sumthinz going on from 2015.  But, I can answer that.  I just need to know which one, lol.  @sumethinz new
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 14, 2019, 03:46:26 AM
Whether or not you seem the same would depend on whether you were Sumthins Goin on from 2012 or Sumthinz going on from 2015.  But, I can answer that.  I just need to know which one, lol.  @sumethinz new

I'm sorry, Sophia, I don't understand what you're saying here, but I will say that it doesn't really matter who I am. I can be what or whoever you want. Serious, silly, nice, a jerk...it's all relative and open to interpretation. I will say my intentions are always good, but you know how that old saying goes!

Nice avatar, btw
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughsers former roomate, Ted
Post by: Sofia on February 16, 2019, 11:53:54 PM
I'm sorry, Sophia, I don't understand what you're saying here, but I will say that it doesn't really matter who I am. I can be what or whoever you want. Serious, silly, nice, a jerk...it's all relative and open to interpretation. I will say my intentions are always good, but you know how that old saying goes!

Nice avatar, btw
Well thanks, but either you were Somethins Goin on or Sumthinz going on.  Or neither.  It would be nice to know. @sumethinz 
Can you be George Noory?
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughsers former roomate, Ted
Post by: sumethinz new on February 18, 2019, 03:39:11 AM
Well thanks, but either you were Somethins Goin on or Sumthinz going on.  Or neither.  It would be nice to know. @sumethinz 
Can you be George Noory?

I can't possibly think of what George Noory would say here, so I guess not...I did get a chuckle with the idea of it though  :)
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: KSM32 on February 24, 2019, 07:09:54 PM
Today we invited @26 horses 0ver for a nice salmon dinner, he obliged. Problem is, he actually showed up with 26 horses :o We can't feed them too :-\ Man, that guy likes his mustard.
Title: Re: Living with Sofia & Grandma's daughters former roomate, Ted
Post by: 26 horses on February 25, 2019, 09:00:42 AM
Today we invited @26 horses 0ver for a nice salmon dinner, he obliged. Problem is, he actually showed up with 26 horses :o We can't feed them too :-\ Man, that guy likes his mustard.

Lol, it weren't horses, and we all showered first so as to be presentable...

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